Cheer Filmography

• Anal Teen Tryouts 7 (2005)

Cheers

Cast

• Alberto San Juan
• Antonio Resines
• Alexandra Jiménez
• Pepón Nieto
• Joan Pera
• Chiqui Fernández
• Adam Jezierski
• Luis Bermejo
• Daniel Peña
• Isabel Jiménez
• Fernando Andina
• Fernando Papa-Fragomén
• Ramón Merlo
• Sara Carbonero
• Hiba Abouk
• Fátima Baeza
• Victoria Mora
• Cristina Collado
• Gabriel Salas
• Vanessa Cano
• Carlos Olalla
• José Coronado
• Paco Obregón
• Ana Belén
• Alberto Lozano

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Corbatas y pigmeos
  Spain:31 August 2011...
• Episode 2: Palabras para Paula
  Spain:11 September 2011...
• Episode 3: La fiesta de Blas
  Spain:18 September 2011...
• Episode 4: La hija del míster
  Spain:18 September 2011...
• Episode 5: El beso
  Spain:25 September 2011...
• Episode 6: El gatillazo
  Spain:25 September 2011...
• Episode 7: El síndrome de Blitskerg
  Spain:2 October 2011...

Cheers

Sam Malone, a former baseball star, is the head of a nice little bar where Norm, Cliff, Dr. Frasier and all the other regular customers spend together a few hours every day, talking about their problems, laughing at each other's flaws, trying to be there when someone else needs them. "Cheers" is the place where everybody knows your name...

Cast

• Ted Danson
• Woody Harrelson
• John Ratzenberger
• Kelsey Grammer
• Kirstie Alley
• George Wendt
• Rhea Perlman
• Shelley Long
• Nicholas Colasanto
• Al Rosen
• Bebe Neuwirth
• Paul Willson
• Roger Rees
• Keene Curtis
• Peter Schreiner

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Give Me a Ring Sometime
  Diane: [about baseball] Well, if you were so good, why aren't you still playing?::Sam: I developed a...
• Episode 2: Sam's Women
  Brandee: My mother told me to watch out for guys in bars.::Sam Malone: Well, then let's get out of t...
• Episode 3: The Tortelli Tort
  After another loss by the Red Sox, this time to the Yankees, Carla vows for the umpteenth time that ...
• Episode 4: Sam at Eleven
  Diane Chambers: I had the most fabulous after-class discussion with my art history professor. Yeah. ...
• Episode 5: The Coach's Daughter
  Diane Chambers: Sam, I'll only ask this once. Now if you say no, it's no. But I would love to start ...
• Episode 6: Any Friend of Diane's
  Rebecca Prout: Pardon me.::Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, hi.::Rebecca Prout: I'm looking for a Diane C...
• Episode 7: Friends, Romans, and Accountants
  Diane Chambers: Sam, if I am to serve both as a waitress and a butt of jokes, I think I should make ...
• Episode 8: Truce or Consequences
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [to everyone in the bar] Who needs a ride home?::[there is no response]::Ern...
• Episode 9: Coach Returns to Action
  In the men's restroom scene when Diane and Carla are talking to Coach, graffiti can be seen on the w...
• Episode 10: Endless Slumper
  Cliff: Well, I think that's enough baseball for me. I'm going to head home. You coming, Norm?::Norm:...
• Episode 11: One for the Book
  Carla Tortelli: What are you writing, Slack?::Diane Chambers: Um, my thoughts.::Carla Tortelli: That...
• Episode 12: The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One
  A mysterious man named Eric Finch walks into the bar one evening. He has the persona of James Bond, ...
• Episode 13: Now Pitching, Sam Malone
  [the gang are talking about predicting who the next president will be]::Cliff Clavin: I've got a pet...
• Episode 14: Let Me Count the Ways
  The title is from the quote "How do I love thee? Let me count the ways", by the poet Elizabeth Baret...
• Episode 15: Father Knows Last
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Yeah, Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?::Norm Peterson: I can'...
• Episode 16: The Boys in the Bar
  Diane Chambers: [durring Sams interview when he is jumped with the fact that Tom is gay and starts b...
• Episode 17: Diane's Perfect Date
  Carla Tortelli: [enthusiastically about Diane's date] Quite a catch.::Diane Chambers: Thank you.::Ca...
• Episode 18: No Contest
  Carla Tortelli: I always say, all great friendships start with one small act of vengeance....
• Episode 19: Pick a Con... Any Con
  Sam Malone: You're in a pretty good mood today.::Diane Chambers: Why not? Last night I was up until ...
• Episode 20: Someone Single, Someone Blue
  Mrs. Helen Chambers: [to Sam] You're almost as handsome as Diane says you think you are....
• Episode 21: Show Down: Part 1
  Diane Chambers: [about Sam's brother, Derek] Oh Sam, he's not that great. The man can tell an intere...
• Episode 22: Show Down: Part 2
  Sam Malone: [to Diane] How do you think it feels to be attracted to someone who makes you sick?...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Power Play
  Sam Malone: You've made my life a living hell.::Diane Chambers: I didn't want you to think I was eas...
• Episode 2: Little Sister, Don't Cha
  Norm Peterson: Cliff, Annette's not as innocent as you think she is.::Cliff Clavin: What's that supp...
• Episode 3: Personal Business
  Diane Chambers: I propose that you and I abstain from any sort of physical contact for a period of o...
• Episode 4: Homicidal Ham
  Diane Chambers: I happen to know Professor Sebastian DeWitt, one of America's foremost drama coaches...
• Episode 5: Sumner's Return
  Sam Malone: [looking at Norm] What time is it?::Norm Peterson: Cliff, how many beer have I had so fa...
• Episode 6: Affairs of the Heart
  Carla Tortelli: I hate it when they call me 'Cutie'.::Diane Chambers: Well, I do know how you feel. ...
• Episode 7: Old Flames
  Diane Chambers: Sam, if brains were money, you'd have to take out a loan for a cup of coffee....
• Episode 8: Manager Coach
  Sam Malone: Every guy needs a hobby, right?::Norm Peterson: I wish I had time for one.::Cliff Clavin...
• Episode 9: They Called Me Mayday
  Diane Chambers: Excuse me, I couldn't help noticing, you're Dick Cavett.::Dick Cavett: Ah, well, I c...
• Episode 10: How Do I Love Thee?... Let Me Call You Back
  Harry 'The Hat' Gittes: [about a gift] Gosh, I never expected anything like this. I mean, no one's e...
• Episode 11: Just Three Friends
  Diane Chambers: [to everyone in the bar] This is Heather Landon, my oldest friend.::Carla Tortelli: ...
• Episode 12: Where There's a Will...
  Sam Malone: [on Malcolm's news that he only has 6 months to live] You know this may be none of my bu...
• Episode 13: Battle of the Exes
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Diane, if you're looking for a place to stay, there's a lovely little inn up...
• Episode 14: No Help Wanted
  Diane Chambers: Yesterday, I saw something very disturbing.::Carla Tortelli: What, the price of pero...
• Episode 15: And Coachie Makes Three
  [Sam is in Diane's apartment. There's a knock on the door]::Sam Malone: Who's there?::Ernie 'Coach' ...
• Episode 16: Cliff's Rocky Moment
  The movie reference in the title is to the series of Rocky movies written by and starring 'Sylvester...
• Episode 17: Fortune and Men's Weight
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: How does a beer sound, Norm?::Norm Peterson: I don't know Coach. I usually f...
• Episode 18: Snow Job
  Tommy: Here's your mail.::Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, thanks.::Tommy: I'm, uh, afraid they're all bi...
• Episode 19: Coach Buries a Grudge
  Diane Chambers: [about The Coach's best friend] Scum. Making a play for his best friend's wife. Well...
• Episode 20: Norman's Conquest
  Carla Tortelli: [to Norm, about having sex with a client] Norman, I think that you better give the l...
• Episode 21: I'll Be Seeing You: Part 1
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Sam, you don't trust Diane very much, huh?::Sam Malone: Coach, it's gotten t...
• Episode 22: I'll Be Seeing You: Part 2
  Phillip Semenko: I make love to everything I paint.::Diane Chambers: Your most famous painting is of...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Rebound: Part 1
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: [Cliff, annoyed with The Coach, grabs his tie, places it in the blender and ...
• Episode 2: Rebound: Part 2
  Frasier Crane: Carla, why do you keep on building walls between yourself and everyone else?::Carla T...
• Episode 3: I Call Your Name
  Diane Chambers: I'm having a bad day. Aren't I allowed to have a bad day?::Carla Tortelli: Sure, you...
• Episode 4: Fairy Tales Can Come True
  Diane Chambers: What would you call an evening out with a woman when you have absolutely no hope of ...
• Episode 5: Sam Turns the Other Cheek
  Sam Malone: [Sam and his latest girlfriend, Maxine, come out of the office arm in arm] Oh, sorry it ...
• Episode 6: Coach in Love: Part 1
  Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Normie, Normie, how did you propose to Vera?::Norm Peterson: Well, I ah, you...
• Episode 7: Coach in Love: Part 2
  Sam Malone: Oh, Carla, boy I hate to criticize, but I can't actually believe you read these sleazy s...
• Episode 8: Diane Meets Mom
  Phil Ryan: [walks into the bar toward Coach] Hello.::Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: Oh, hi. What can I get ...
• Episode 9: An American Family
  Loretta Tortelli: I just realized that Carla and I are both women....
• Episode 10: Diane's Allergy
  Diane Chambers: Sam. Frasier and I have something important to tell you.::Frasier Crane: Sam, this m...
• Episode 11: Peterson Crusoe
  Norm Peterson: [about a spot found on his chest x-ray] Ever since I heard this news, all I can think...
• Episode 12: A Ditch in Time
  Larry: Hey, Norm, what's the matter? Don't you like having sex with your wife?::Norm Peterson: We're...
• Episode 13: Whodunit?
  Sam Malone: What seems to be the problem here, folks?::Frasier Crane: Well, Sam, my colleague has dr...
• Episode 14: The Heart Is a Lonely Snipehunter
  Sam Malone: Cliffy, you want to go fishing with us?::Cliff Clavin: [responds sarcastically] Well, th...
• Episode 15: King of the Hill
  [Sam walks into Cheers. Sees a few huge boxes in front of the bar.]::Sam Malone: Ahhh, come on Coach...
• Episode 16: Teacher's Pet
  Diane Chambers: [after Sam walks into his office and the door closes behind him] He's locked his doo...
• Episode 17: The Mail Goes to Jail
  Larry: So Norm. Any luck impregnating Vera?::Norm Peterson: I kind of miss the good old days when pe...
• Episode 18: Bar Bet
  Carla Tortelli: Hey, wait, I got an idea.::Diane Chambers: You mean you actually conceived something...
• Episode 19: Behind Every Great Man
  Sam Malone: Guys, does anybody remember anything that Diane has ever said about impressionism?::Carl...
• Episode 20: If Ever I Would Leave You
  Loretta Tortelli: [to Nick] Well, this isn't easy to say, and I don't know what song it's from, but ...
• Episode 21: The Executive's Executioner
  Carla Tortelli: [approaches a seated customer] Bye. It's been a pleasure, sir.::Michael: Thanks. [ge...
• Episode 22: Cheerio, Cheers
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Diane, I've got the most exciting news. It just couldn't wait.::Diane Chambers: W...
• Episode 23: The Bartender's Tale
  Carla Tortelli: [to Sam, about qualifications for a new waitress] All I want is someone who doesn't ...
• Episode 24: The Belles of St. Clete's
  [Diane is on the telephone talking to Sam, while Frasier is very noisily building a fire in the fire...
• Episode 25: Rescue Me
  This was the first episode filmed after 'Nicholas Colasanto' (qv)'s death. A previously deleted scen...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Birth, Death, Love and Rice
  Norm Peterson: You know how I've been trying to get Vera pregnant? Congratulate me.::Sam Malone: Hey...
• Episode 2: Woody Goes Belly Up
  Diane Chambers: [rhetorically] Do I beg men to fall in love with me?::Sam Malone: I certainly hope n...
• Episode 3: Someday My Prince Will Come
  Diane Chambers: Didn't you ever fantasize about me?::Sam Malone: Yeah, I guess I did.::Diane Chamber...
• Episode 4: The Groom Wore Clearasil
  Carla Tortelli: Where's Diane anyway?::Sam Malone: Ah, I gave her the night off. She trying to inter...
• Episode 5: Diane's Nightmare
  Woody Boyd: You know, I used to be afraid of the dark, but I got myself over it.::Sam Malone: Oh yea...
• Episode 6: I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday
  Diane Chambers: Sorry guys, I'm a little distracted tonight.::Norm Peterson: Oh yeah, you got some p...
• Episode 7: 2 Good 2 Be 4 Real
  Carla Tortelli: [about her brutally honest personal ad] Oh sure, I could tell 'em I got no kids, rig...
• Episode 8: Love Thy Neighbor
  Santo Carbone: You're Diane Chambers, aren't you?::Diane Chambers: Yes I am. You look familiar. Were...
• Episode 9: From Beer to Eternity
  Gary: [to the gang at Cheers about Gary's Old Towne Tavern beating them in a baseball game] You guys...
• Episode 10: The Bar Stoolie
  Sam Malone: Cliffy.::Cliff Clavin: Yeah?::Sam Malone: Telephone.::Carla Tortelli: Somebody wants to ...
• Episode 11: Don Juan Is Hell
  Diane Chambers: I have to come up with a topic for my psychology paper by tonight. I'm at complete l...
• Episode 12: Fools and Their Money
  Woody Boyd: Do you guys know a real bookie?::Sam Malone: I've got a friend who's got a friend who's ...
• Episode 13: Take My Shirt... Please?
  Diane Chambers: [Diane walks into the bar] Hello everyone.::Sam Malone: [quietly] Hey.::[the there a...
• Episode 14: Suspicion
  Diane Chambers: Good Lord, Sam, have you been swimming laps in that cologne of yours?::Sam Malone: [...
• Episode 15: The Triangle
  Diane Chambers: Sam, Sam, Sam, do this for me, and I'll owe you a big, big favor, that doesn't invol...
• Episode 16: Cliffie's Big Score
  Woody Boyd: [the telephone at the bar rings and Woody picks it up] Cheers. [pauses to listen] Yes ma...
• Episode 17: Second Time Around
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Everybody, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin, M.D., Ph.D., Ed.D., ...
• Episode 18: The Peterson Principle
  Sam Malone: [to Frasier] Well, hey, I've got a projector and screen in the back room there.::Diane C...
• Episode 19: Dark Imaginings
  Woody Boyd: So, what rock groups do you like Bonnie?::Bonnie: I like The Thompson Twins, Tears for F...
• Episode 20: Save the Last Dance for Me
  Nick Tortelli: Hello, Sweetcakes. You been thinking about me?::Diane Chambers: Only during flea and ...
• Episode 21: Fear Is My Co-Pilot
  Diane Chambers: He was a man I dated a bit in Europe.::Woody Boyd: Oh, was that before or after you ...
• Episode 22: Diane Chambers Day
  Sam Malone: Hey, where's this relief waitress you hired?::Woody Boyd: Oh, don't worry, Sam. She's a ...
• Episode 23: Relief Bartender
  Although Diane and Sam were on the verge of rekindling their relationship following Diane Chambers D...
• Episode 24: Strange Bedfellows: Part 1
  Cliff Clavin: [about a beautiful woman who walks by] Holy guacamole. Terre hauttie Indiana. I wouldn...
• Episode 25: Strange Bedfellows: Part 2
  Sam Malone: Hey Senator.::Gary Hart: Hi Sam. You left your coat in my car last night.::[hands Sam hi...
• Episode 26: Strange Bedfellows: Part 3
  Woody Boyd: [about Janet and Sam] She's telling him what to say and what not to say at the press con...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: The Proposal
  [Woody's got a frown on his face]::Norm Peterson: Woody, are you in pain buddy?::Woody Boyd: No, no,...
• Episode 2: The Cape Cad
  Diane Chambers: [at a Cape Cod inn] I'm kind of glad you're here. I've been sitting here driving mys...
• Episode 3: Money Dearest
  Cliff Clavin: Normie. Call all my friends.::Norm Peterson: I think he moved....
• Episode 4: Abnormal Psychology
  Diane Chambers: Everyone knows that hate is not the opposite of love. Indifference is.::Sam Malone: ...
• Episode 5: House of Horrors with Formal Dining and Used Brick
  Woody Boyd: Hey Mr. Peterson. I'm a Leo. What's my horoscope say?::Norm Peterson: "Young bartender s...
• Episode 6: Tan 'N' Wash
  Carla Tortelli: Hey Frasier, you know there's something I've always been meaning to ask you. What wa...
• Episode 7: Young Dr. Weinstein
  Diane Chambers: I have the most exciting news everyone. Tonight, I'm eating dinner at The Cafe.::Sam...
• Episode 8: Knights of the Scimitar
  [Cliff has just joined the lodge The Knights of the Scimitar, and wants Sam, Norm and Woody to join ...
• Episode 9: Thanksgiving Orphans
  Woody Boyd: Yeah, this is my first Thanksgiving away from home. I mean, unless you count last year....
• Episode 10: Everyone Imitates Art
  Carla Tortelli: Of all the stinkin', dirty, rotten, maggot-sucking, vermin-infested stinkweeds...::N...
• Episode 11: The Book of Samuel
  Dr. Frasier Crane: I'll tell you Woody, the psychiatric profession can really get rough sometimes. I...
• Episode 12: Dance, Diane, Dance
  Diane: All my life I wanted to dance so badly!::Norm: Looks like you got your wish....
• Episode 13: Chambers vs. Malone
  Diane Chambers: Do you believe in intuition?::Woody Boyd: No, but I have the strange feeling that so...
• Episode 14: Diamond Sam
  Diane Chambers: This may sound frivolous, but every woman wants to keep the box that her engagement ...
• Episode 15: Spellbound
  The title is from the Alfred Hitchcock movie of the same name....
• Episode 16: Never Love a Goalie: Part 1
  Woody Boyd: [about a professional hockey goalie] Wow, Eddie Lebec. Sure is exciting seeing a sports ...
• Episode 17: Never Love a Goalie: Part 2
  Carla and Eddie are now in a relationship. Ever since Carla blew him the kiss and Eddie let in that ...
• Episode 18: One Last Fling
  For the bachelor party the guys at the bar throw for Sam, Woody offhandedly asks Diane if she would ...
• Episode 19: Dog Bites Cliff
  Cliff Clavin: I guess we were like a pair of lovers that were never meant to be. Like Romeo and Juli...
• Episode 20: Dinner at Eight-ish
  [Carla catches Sam and Diane in a lie in not babysitting for her]::Carla Tortelli: [to Sam, angrily]...
• Episode 21: Simon Says
  Diane: If you ask me, his methods are highly suspect! How can he say we are mismatched on the basis ...
• Episode 22: The Godfather: Part 3
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Next week marks the anniversary my beloved Lilith and I first met. As a show of m...
• Episode 23: Norm's First Hurrah
  Cliff Clavin: Boy oh boy, talk about your lucky days, huh, I just found twenty smackers back there i...
• Episode 24: Cheers: The Motion Picture
  Cliff Clavin: [about his role in the US Postal Service] I'm only one link in this chain - a strong l...
• Episode 25: A House Is Not a Home
  Carla Tortelli: My life's the pits. Seems like good things happen to everybody except me, you know. ...
• Episode 26: I Do, Adieu
  Diane Chambers: [to Sumner about one of her old unfinished novels] Published?! I knew it, I felt it....
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Home Is the Sailor
  Dr. Frasier Crane: "O Death in Life, the days that are no more." Who said that?::Woody Boyd: Who sai...
• Episode 2: 'I' on Sports
  Joanne: [as part of her on-screen newscast] And Keller is scheduled to be executed on Friday. I gues...
• Episode 3: Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 1
  Norm Peterson: [reading a sleazy tabloid] Geez, Cliff, listen to this. "Scientists Discover Wild Par...
• Episode 4: Little Carla, Happy at Last: Part 2
  Eddie LeBec: [about Carla] I can't face her right now. I mean if I did change my mind and decide to ...
• Episode 5: The Crane Mutiny
  Woody Boyd: Sam, I found an apartment.::Sam Malone: Hey, good for you, Woody.::Woody Boyd: It's got ...
• Episode 6: Paint Your Office
  Rebecca Howe: Norm?::Norm Peterson: Yeah?::Rebecca Howe: Do you find me cold?::Norm Peterson: You? C...
• Episode 7: The Last Angry Mailman
  Esther Clavin: [looking at photos in a scrapbook with Cliff] Oh look, there's your favorite hiding p...
• Episode 8: Bidding on the Boys
  Dr. Frasier Crane: [after Lilith buys Sam in a bachelor auction] Oh Sam, Sam, I've got to talk to yo...
• Episode 9: Pudd'n Head Boyd
  [At Cheers, Woody is dressed as Mark Twain]::Carla LeBec: Woody, you have been coming in here dresse...
• Episode 10: A Kiss Is Still a Kiss
  Woody Boyd: Oh boy, I need change for this fifty.::Harry 'The Hat' Gittes: You need change? Maybe I ...
• Episode 11: My Fair Clavin
  Cliff Clavin: Listen up everybody. Clifford Clavin has decided to make a major life change.::Carla L...
• Episode 12: Christmas Cheers
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh joy. Christmas Eve. By this time tomorrow, millions of Americans, knee deep in...
• Episode 13: Woody for Hire, Meets Norman of the Apes
  Sam Malone: [about using the pool room on Sundays] Sunday is the night that we have our weekly pool ...
• Episode 14: And God Created Woodman
  Sam Malone: Is it me, or is that woman gorgeous?::Woody Boyd: You look nice Sam, but I'd have to go ...
• Episode 15: Tale of Two Cuties
  Rebecca Howe: So, did you get a chance to see Carla's babies?::Sam Malone: Oh, we sure did. They are...
• Episode 16: Yacht of Fools
  Evan Drake invites Sam and a date onto his yacht for the weekend, Evan implying that it should be Re...
• Episode 17: To All the Girls I've Loved Before
  Dr. Frasier Crane: [entering his bachelor party] I was listening to a rock 'n' roll station on my wa...
• Episode 18: Let Sleeping Drakes Lie
  [Rebecca is trapped in Evan Drake's closet]::Rebecca Howe: [to Norm, about Evan Drake] If he finds m...
• Episode 19: Airport V
  Carla LeBec: [explaining why she's afraid to fly] The first time in an airplane, it was on my honeym...
• Episode 20: The Sam in the Grey Flannel Suit
  Rebecca Howe: [about Evan Drake and Sam having lunch] What does this mean? When did Evan start takin...
• Episode 21: Our Hourly Bread
  [Woody has just been given the title Senior Bartender]::Carla LeBec: So Wood, now that you've scratc...
• Episode 22: Slumber Party Massacred
  Carla LeBec: Sam, I gotta get this over with. Listen, there's something I gotta ask you and I don't ...
• Episode 23: Bar Wars
  Carla LeBec: I'd like to do something to Gary to make him really miserable.::Cliff Clavin: Why don't...
• Episode 24: The Big Kiss-Off
  Norm Peterson: There's nothing wrong with sweating. I myself have perspired once or twice.::Carla Le...
• Episode 25: Backseat Becky, Up Front
  [Sam talks about throwing a bon voyage party for Evan Drake, who is taking a job in Japan]::Sam Malo...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: How to Recede in Business
  Sam Malone: So what have you got there?::Rebecca Howe: A Mercedes catalogue. I'm thinking of getting...
• Episode 2: Swear to God
  Suzanne Porter: Boy, what a day.::Sam Malone: Yeah?::Suzanne Porter: Yeah. I can't wait for it to en...
• Episode 3: Executive Sweet
  Rebecca Howe: ...I'm not going out with you.::Sam Malone: Ah, come on... But why?::Rebecca Howe: Bec...
• Episode 4: One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape
  [Rebecca is trying to telephone Sam in Cancun]::Rebecca Howe: [talking on the telephone] Hello, oper...
• Episode 5: Those Lips, Those Ice
  Cliff Clavin: Say, Rebecca. Was it a big hassle getting those company tickets for Woody?::Rebecca Ho...
• Episode 6: Norm, Is That You?
  Carla LeBec: [on the telephone] I don't know Eddie, try, try under the bed. Uh, well, if they're not...
• Episode 7: How to Win Friends and Electrocute People
  [Woody, alone in the bar after closing, is sweeping up, while the television is on in the background...
• Episode 8: Jumping Jerks
  Rebecca Howe: Don't you guys ever watch anything but The Magnificent Seven?::Cliff Clavin: Ah, as a ...
• Episode 9: Send in the Crane
  Sam Malone: [to Norm, Cliff and Pete] Why do you guys remember my love life better than I do?::Norm ...
• Episode 10: Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back
  Rebecca Howe: Sam, guess what I've got under my coat.::Sam Malone: If I guess right, can I keep 'em?...
• Episode 11: Adventures in Housesitting
  Rebecca Howe: [about having a non-sexual relationship] Have you ever heard of conversation?::Sam Mal...
• Episode 12: Please Mr. Postman
  Cliff Clavin: [facetiously] Was it my imagination, or was that woman coming on to me?::Norm Peterson...
• Episode 13: Golden Boyd
  [after her date with Woody, Kelly is about ready to take off with boyfriend Nash]::Kelly Gaines: So,...
• Episode 14: I Kid You Not
  [Frasier got some gum on his pants]::Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: We'll swing by our place and pick up ...
• Episode 15: Don't Paint Your Chickens
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Congratulate the doctor. I'm doing a piece on the psychological ramifications of ...
• Episode 16: The Cranemakers
  Rebecca Howe: Woody.::Woody Boyd: Yes, Miss Howe.::Rebecca Howe: I just got my butt chewed out on yo...
• Episode 17: Hot Rocks
  Sam Malone: Wait a minute. You spent all day getting dressed up. Are you trying to tell me you'd rat...
• Episode 18: What's Up, Doc?
  Norm Peterson: I've always had this terrible fear of being a failure.::Carla LeBec: You are a failur...
• Episode 19: The Gift of the Woodi
  Rebecca Howe: Do you think that you could help me develop a more business-like appearance?::Dr. Lili...
• Episode 20: Call Me, Irresponsible
  Carla LeBec: Hey everybody. Listen up. I want you all to repeat after me: 'I am a very stupid person...
• Episode 21: Sisterly Love
  Sam Malone: You are Susan Howe, the actress. I loved you in that two-headed movie.::Susan Howe: Oh, ...
• Episode 22: The Visiting Lecher
  Woody Boyd: Dr. Crandell. Telephone. It's Mrs. Dr. Crandell....
• Season 8
• Episode 1: The Improbable Dream: Part 1
  Norm Peterson: Call me old fashioned Cliff, but the only thing I like floating in beer is my liver....
• Episode 2: The Improbable Dream: Part 2
  Dr. Frasier Crane: So Sam, do you remember anything else about the dream?::Sam Malone: No, that was ...
• Episode 3: A Bar Is Born
  Sam Malone: Don't you think this place could be as fun as Cheers?::Carla LeBec: Sam, I don't think t...
• Episode 4: How to Marry a Mailman
  Margaret 'Maggie' O'Keefe: I can't tell you how hard these months of separation have been. The men u...
• Episode 5: The Two Faces of Norm
  Gordon: Is Sam Malone here?::Carla LeBec: He'll be back in a minute. Can I give him a message?::Gord...
• Episode 6: The Stork Brings a Crane
  Sam Malone: [reading a newspaper article] "100 years ago today, a new tavern opened at 112-1/2 Beaco...
• Episode 7: Death Takes a Holiday on Ice
  Gloria LeBec: I want to talk to you.::Carla LeBec: Yeah? I want to scratch you bald, paint your butt...
• Episode 8: For Real Men Only
  Woody Boyd: It's a memory quilt that all the women in my family made for me when I graduated from hi...
• Episode 9: Two Girls for Every Boyd
  [Norm gives Woody relationship advice while Carla answers the phone]::Norm: Okay, what you should do...
• Episode 10: The Art of the Steal
  Sam Malone: [walks into the bar] Sorry I'm late. I just got back from my stylist.::Woody Boyd: Well ...
• Episode 11: Feeble Attraction
  Woody Boyd: Hey Mr. Peterson. Jack Frost nipping at your nose?::Norm Peterson: Yeah. Now let's get J...
• Episode 12: Sam Ahoy
  Woody Boyd: Miss Howe? Can I have tomorrow off?::Rebecca Howe: Woody, I pay you for a forty hours a ...
• Episode 13: Sammy and the Professor
  Alice Anne Volkman: You had a question about how to buy Cheers.::Sam Malone: Yes I do.::Alice Anne V...
• Episode 14: What is... Cliff Clavin?
  [Woody answers the phone]::Woody Boyd: Sam, it's for you. Someone named Carmen.::Sam Malone: [excite...
• Episode 15: Finally!: Part 1
  Rebecca Howe: Robin is back in town and tonight he is mine. So, would you like to know where we are ...
• Episode 16: Finally!: Part 2
  Rebecca Howe: How can someone as beautiful as I am be such a loser?...
• Episode 17: Woody or Won't He
  [Woody is trying to choose a tie to wear to meet Kelly's mom for the first time]::Sam Malone: Woody,...
• Episode 18: Severe Crane Damage
  Frasier: Now, all right everyone, pay attention. I have a little announcement to make, and I only ha...
• Episode 19: Indoor Fun with Sammy and Robby
  Cliff Clavin: Ah, pubescence. An emotional time. I don't mind saying that puberty was one, long nigh...
• Episode 20: Fifty-Fifty Carla
  Rebecca Howe: Woody. Are you really doing Hair?::Woody Boyd: Yeah.::Rebecca Howe: How do you feel ab...
• Episode 21: Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh
  Dr. Frasier Crane: [about himself and Lilith] We're having a devil of a time trying to find a babysi...
• Episode 22: Loverboyd
  [Sam enters the bar]::Sam Malone: Hey everybody.::Woody Boyd: Oh, Sam. You're just the guy I've been...
• Episode 23: The Ghost and Mrs. LeBec
  [after the séance]::Carla LeBec: I'm gonna see if I can catch up with Darryl.::Dr. Lilith Sternin-Cr...
• Episode 24: Mr. Otis Regrets
  Woody Boyd: I'm advertising for a roommate. My landlord just raised my rent.::Sam Malone: Why don't ...
• Episode 25: Cry Hard
  Norm: [about Cliff] Frasier, straighten him out, OK. What happens to old, dead skin?::Frasier: Appar...
• Episode 26: Cry Harder
  Frasier: Well, it's always good to see justice done, but I have to tell you, I hate to think of that...
• Season 9
• Episode 1: Love Is a Really, Really Perfectly Okay Thing
  Norm Peterson: Whoa, guys, do you think Sammy finally bagged Rebecca?::[the guys do a bunch of high ...
• Episode 2: Cheers Fouls Out
  Norm Peterson: [about an argument between Frasier and Lilith] So, uh, what kind of punishment are yo...
• Episode 3: Rebecca Redux
  [a delivery man enters the bar]::Deliveryman #2: I got a truck-load of sorghum for a Sam Malone.::Sa...
• Episode 4: Where Nobody Knows Your Name
  Cliff Clavin: Anyone seen my gum? I left it around here somewhere.::Norm Peterson: What did you take...
• Episode 5: Ma Always Liked You Better
  Cliff Clavin: I got you a great hotel here. Look, it's got HBO...::Esther Clavin: You shouldn't go t...
• Episode 6: Grease
  Woody Boyd: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?::Norm Peterson: Pretty nervous when I'm in the room...
• Episode 7: Breaking in Is Hard to Do
  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: If I had a problem and needed to talk to someone about it, would it be per...
• Episode 8: 200th Anniversary Special
  John McLaughlin: Young man, a beer please.::Woody: Hey, you're on Sunday morning TV, aren't you.::Jo...
• Episode 9: Bad Neighbor Sam
  John Allen Hill: [about Woody] He's cute. Does he come with his own duelling banjo?...
• Episode 10: Veggie-Boyd
  Sam Malone: So, Jill, it's great to meet such a talented actress. Is there anything I can look forwa...
• Episode 11: Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure
  [Sam is trying to telephone Frasier]::Sam Malone: I keep calling the house and the machine keeps pic...
• Episode 12: Woody Interruptus
  Sam Malone: I'm Sam Malone by the way.::Henrí: Oh, I've heard about you in France.::Sam Malone: Oh, ...
• Episode 13: Honor Thy Mother
  Angeline: Bitch.::Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Slut.::Zia: [to Sam] It's nice to see them talking....
• Episode 14: Achilles Hill
  [Valerie, who Sam has never met, has come down from Melville's to talk to Sam about a check he made ...
• Episode 15: The Days of Wine and Neuroses
  Rebecca Howe: [Rebecca is making a toast to hers and Robin's engagement] To my sweet baby, Robin. We...
• Episode 16: Wedding Bell Blues
  Rebecca Howe: Guys. I have my new wedding dress. Now all I need is something old, something borrowed...
• Episode 17: I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking It in Your Face
  [Frasier is reading A Tale of Two Cities to the guys at the bar]::Dr. Frasier Crane: "It was the bes...
• Episode 18: Sam Time Next Year
  [Frasier is examining Sam's back after Sam takes a tumble down the stairs]::Dr. Frasier Crane: Let m...
• Episode 19: Crash of the Titans
  Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Buy yourself a melon in case you misplace your head.::John Allen Hill: Thank y...
• Episode 20: It's a Wonderful Wife
  Norm Peterson: Oh, Rebecca, there you are. I've been looking everywhere for you.::Rebecca Howe: What...
• Episode 21: Cheers Has Chili
  Carla Tortelli-LeBec: That's no reason for you to be a cheater.::Sam Malone: But you're the one who ...
• Episode 22: Carla Loves Clavin
  Sam Malone: [about the organizers changing the Miss Boston Barmaid contest to a skills based contest...
• Episode 23: Pitch It Again, Sam
  Sam: [about Dutch Richards, an old baseball nemesis who could always hit home runs off Sam] I could ...
• Episode 24: Rat Girl
  Rebecca: If I eat these, I will live longer.::Woody: I have a question. You know how you're always t...
• Episode 25: Home Malone
  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: [talking about Sam babysitting Frederick] I don't know how comfortable I f...
• Episode 26: Uncle Sam Wants You
  Lilith: [to Sam, about her and Frasier] We're not saying that we want to be intimate with each other...
• Season 10
• Episode 1: Baby Balk
  Sam and Rebecca have definitely decided that they are going to have a baby together. Rebecca wants t...
• Episode 2: Get Your Kicks on Route 666
  Dr. Frasier Crane: [about Frasier, Sam, Norm and Cliff taking a road trip] We're all dropping our in...
• Episode 3: Madame LaCarla
  [Woody is appearing in a stage production of Arsenic and Old Lace]::Cliff Clavin: All I can tell you...
• Episode 4: The Norm Who Came to Dinner
  Rebecca Howe: Carla, do you think I'm going to make a good mother?::Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Nope?::Reb...
• Episode 5: Ma's Little Maggie
  Margaret 'Maggie' O'Keefe: Command of trivia is one of the things that attracted me to Cliff. That a...
• Episode 6: Unplanned Parenthood
  Everyone at the bar is questioning Sam and Rebecca's want to have a baby. Some are dismayed that the...
• Episode 7: Bar Wars V: The Final Judgement
  [Phil puts a quarter in the jukebox and "The Monster Mash" starts playing]::Phil: Hey! This isn't "F...
• Episode 8: Where Have All the Floorboards Gone?
  Woody Boyd: Dr. Crane. Can you help me with something?::Dr. Frasier Crane: Of course, Woody.::Woody ...
• Episode 9: Head Over Hill
  [Woody is on the phone with an unknown person]::Woody Boyd: Hold on. I'll check.::[Woody goes over t...
• Episode 10: A Fine French Whine
  Henrí: Woody, I have a riddle for you. How long will it take for me to steal your girlfriend?::Woody...
• Episode 11: I'm Okay, You're Defective
  Paul Krapence: Where's Norm and Cliff?::Woody Boyd: Ah, I guess they're at work. I don't know.::Paul...
• Episode 12: Go Make
  It's freezing outside and so is Sam and Rebecca's relationship. The stress of not having yet conceiv...
• Episode 13: Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist
  Sam Malone: Tony, my hair stylist, was making a left on Boylston and this bus cut him off. The car j...
• Episode 14: No Rest for the Woody
  [the bar is dark and seemingly empty as it's closed for the evening. The telephone rings, and the an...
• Episode 15: My Son, the Father
  After getting one of his jokes published in a postal newsletter, Cliff thinks he's the jokemeister o...
• Episode 16: One Hugs, the Other Doesn't
  [Carla is talking on the telephone]::Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [yelling] This is sick. Just stop harrass...
• Episode 17: A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff
  Woody Boyd: [looking in the direction of Frasier and Lilith] There's something different about Dr. S...
• Episode 18: License to Hill
  John Allen Hill: Right now, I'm entertaining two hundred elderly women from the Daughters of the Ame...
• Episode 19: Rich Man, Wood Man
  Dr. Frasier Crane: I remember when I came back from my first trip abroad. Oh God, I was pompous and ...
• Episode 20: Smotherly Love
  [Frasier is complaining about his mother-in-law, Betty Sternin]::Dr. Frasier Crane: I suppose it's w...
• Episode 21: Take Me Out of the Ball Game
  [Carla doesn't want to manage the bar in Sam's absence]::Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Oh, no, no, no, not m...
• Episode 22: Rebecca's Lover... Not
  Prior to their wedding, Kelly wants to get to know all of Woody's friends. She's been spending quali...
• Episode 23: Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real
  Dr. Frasier Crane: As that famous prankster Santayana once said, "Those who do not learn from histor...
• Episode 24: Heeeeeere's... Cliffy!
  Cliff Clavin: [in the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson audience] Hey-ya, Cliff Clavin. I'm from Bosto...
• Episode 25: An Old-Fashioned Wedding
  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: [to Frasier] Do you realize when I publish my book on borderline psychosis...
• Season 11
• Episode 1: The Little Match Girl
  Carla: OK Sammy, I'm going home. I put away all the glasses, the, uh, bottles are in the store room,...
• Episode 2: The Beer Is Always Greener
  Norm Peterson: Listen, I guess we have to start a new tab, huh? It's too bad we lost my old bar tab ...
• Episode 3: The King of Beers
  Norm Peterson: Listen, if you don't mind, right now I've been tasting beer all morning, OK, so I'm j...
• Episode 4: The Magnificent Six
  Carla Tortelli-LeBec: What kind of cologne is that?::Sam Malone: It's a special blend: Old Spice, Ha...
• Episode 5: Do Not Forsake Me, O' My Postman
  [Andy Schroeder, the murderer who once dated Diane, comes into the bar with dynamite strapped to his...
• Episode 6: Teaching with the Enemy
  Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Can you believe this guy, winning twelve million bucks in the lottery. I mean,...
• Episode 7: The Girl in the Plastic Bubble
  Cliff Clavin: Well Doc, if it means anything to you, I'm here for you.::Dr. Frasier Crane: It doesn'...
• Episode 8: Ill-Gotten Gaines
  Rebecca Howe: I really think I can put together a great Thanksgiving dinner. This will be the second...
• Episode 9: Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa
  Kelly Boyd: Don't play dumb with me, Miss Howe. I invented it....
• Episode 10: Daddy's Little Middle-Aged Girl
  Rebecca Howe: Everybody, I want you to meet my father. You can just call him Brig - that's his nickn...
• Episode 11: Love Me, Love My Car
  Rebecca Howe: [about Woody's pig, which she has in her arms] Oh, he's shivering. Should we cover him...
• Episode 12: Sunday Dinner
  [the bar is empty and closed for the evening. The telephone rings; the answering machine picks up]::...
• Episode 13: Norm's Big Audit
  Norm Peterson: Hey Cliffy. Whatcha doing?::Cliff Clavin: I'm filling out an application for the Bost...
• Episode 14: It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Bar
  Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [about getting someone to do some kidnapping and torture work] Leave this to m...
• Episode 15: Loathe and Marriage
  Woody Boyd: Hey Sam. Sorry I'm late. I had to stop at the drugstore.::Sam Malone: That's OK, Woody.:...
• Episode 16: Is There a Doctor in the Howe?
  [Sam is outside the bar's front door, cleaning graffiti off the wall, namely the initials N.R.P. Cli...
• Episode 17: The Bar Manager, the Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover
  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane: How long has Frasier been sleeping with Rebecca?::Sam Malone: I beg your p...
• Episode 18: The Last Picture Show
  Newscaster on Television: We're going live now to the Route 93 overpass where an unidentified woman ...
• Episode 19: Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey
  Sam Malone: Hello, Harry.::Harry 'The Hat' Gittes: Hey Sam.::Sam Malone: [looking at tableful of wat...
• Episode 20: Look Before You Sleep
  Sam Malone: I think I'll just stretch out on the couch here.::Norm Peterson: Oh, no, no, I'm going t...
• Episode 21: Woody Gets an Election
  City Councilman Kevin Fogerty: Kevin Fogarty, City Council. I hope I have your vote on election day....
• Episode 22: It's Lonely on the Top
  Carla Tortelli-LeBec: [after she admits she probably slept with one of the Cheers regulars] You don'...
• Episode 23: Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses
  Mr. Walter Gaines: [to Rebecca, about her knowledge of classical music] Obviously, when you worked a...
• Episode 24: The Guy Can't Help It
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Let's get a woman's opinion. Carla will suffice....
• Episode 25: One for the Road
  [Last line of the series]::Sam Malone: Boy, I tell you, I'm the luckiest son of a bitch on earth. [a...
• Season
• Episode : Uncle Sam Malone
  Carla Tortelli: Look, Cliff, I got bills to pay, you know?: rent, food, birth control pills......

• Cheers - TV Theme Songs
• Cheers - Razor
• Cheers - U.S. Bombs
• Cheers - Obie Trice
• Cheers - Bigwig
• Cheers - Ballyhoo!
• Cheers - Big Wig
• Cheers - Josh Martinez
• Cheers - Your Favorite Hero
• Cheers - Shonlock
• Cheers - Theme
• Cheers - Smash Cast

Making your way in the world today takes everything you've got.
Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
and they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see,
our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows
Your name.
You wanna go where people know,
people are all the same,
You wanna go where everybody knows
your name.

music and lyrics by Bob ReidHey, I'm on a high roll I like to party hard
Don't dig no flakes in flashy clothes
Who think they're fucking stars
I've got myself to live my life
It's all I really need
I've worked this hard for what I am
If you don't like it you can leave
Cheers: you only live one life
Cheers: if you're gonna party, do it right
Cheers: nobody's gonna change my mind
You think it's rude, this attitude
You must be fucking blind
'They'll never last", well here we are
We'll thump right to the end
Some have stayed and some believe
This drink's for you my friend
But most of them, they cut us down
And sat we've got no class
We might be wrong, we might be right
So blow and kiss my ass!
Cheers to my friends

Cheers! Cheers!
Cheers to you, cheers to me
Cheers to everything I see
Cheers to us and cheers to them
Here's to the greatest ambiance
Thanx for coming to the punk rock show
If ya don't get out, her life is bull
This is our seen away from the masses
Workin' class with a broken past
We had a good time
Good time tonight
Back in the van
Get in the van

A lotta' mathafuckas man...
Who Green, Shine Stringer, Keith Stringer Lawan, U Serv, Little Randy
That's what I'm doing this for...
Yeah... we aint here to mourn, we here to celebrate.
So this one is for all my dogs who didn't
make it in the struggle man I's remember
when I was on the Ave. clutching them dimes
Gut touching my spine, busting my
rhymes Feeling like im living in them lost times,
No sight of the future
Damn right, I would shoot ya, palm tight on a rooster
Old in the face cause this hold on my case
Got my growth at a fast pace Old folks like "O?
Oh he's a bad case,
He won't last; his track record will do the math
Crack Solicitation on the avenue is not new to you
Listeners but this is true
listen up I got a spew at it and keep it all truth
or else i might as well give this up
Feel me now, from rocks to pow pows,
glocks to pow-duh I dun did it all so i clutch my balls
And notice they still here, so Obie is still here
So Kobe, here's to
you and daddy's new career
So grab ya cups of Beer!
put em up lets Cheer!
Here's a toast to all my soldiers who aint here
This is it my nigga this what we boast about
Get your bottle homie po' some out
Now grab ya cups of Gin! put em up lets Win!
Here's a toast to never looking back again
This is it my nigga this what we boast about
Get your bottle homie po' some out
Now i understand every man got a story to tell
Buy fuck it i got a story as well
Growing up it was niggaz either buried or jailed
Popped by "Dirty Harry" or popped by the cops for the llelo
Locked in a cell, who's to blame?
When I was raised in this hood when my crew was slain
Only a few remains. you talk about struggle
With your bubble gum life style,
nigga fuck you I'm here today for fam that passed away
Bodies' deep six nigga flesh decayed
Real cats, who had techs to spray
Babies to raise, missed them cradles n went straight
To the grave, that hood life is in me
So I, sip that remi while my pockets scream gimmie
Let me get air, im guaranteeing ya'll feeling me
Straight from the block to the industry
So grab ya cups of Beer! put em up lets Cheer!
Here's a toast to all my soldiers who aint here
This is it my nigga this what we boast about
Get your bottle homie po' some out Now grab ya cups of Gin! put em up lets Win!
Here's a toast to never looking back again
This is it my nigga this what we boast about
Get your bottle homie po' some out
Yeah! All my homies thats deceased, rest in peace
My nigga Champsky, lil Green Pink Funk you'll be home in a minute nigga
We get it popping' I got a chance to speak to the word nigga

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got;
Taking a break from all your troubles
Sure would help a lot.
Wouldn't you like to get away?
Sometimes you want to go
Where everybody knows your name,
And they're always glad you came;
You want to go where you can go
People are all the same;
You want to go where everybody knows your name.
You want to go where you can go
People are all the same;

Haven't you heard that the circus is in town?
All the absurd and the misfits
And the fucked up drunken clowns
You know our story
How we traveled through thick and the thin
The first to let us in
Made great friends along the way
There is no sleep till it's over
Made great friends along the way
Maybe next time, we'll be sober
From the east to the west
We can stop and get some rest
And when we head south
We've got food to feed our mouths
From the beaches of Cali to the roots of Aberdeen
The mountains and valleys
And cities in between
So here's to the ones that let us drink their beer
Sleep on their couch and use all their hot water

Bad kid, messin' with smart kid
What do you got? Looks like trouble
Easy on the oneside
The other's a wise ride
Seems to be confusion
Walk to the right
Walk to the left
Walkin' down midstreet, illusion
Slow down, the heat's on
Got to see delusion
Slow down, you talk too fast
Shut your mouth
What has to be done?
No confusion
No illusion
Changing fusion
It's called Soulution
Street light, bad sight
What do you got? Trouble
Waitin' on a inside, get you on the outside
Seems to be confusion
Step to the right
Step to the left
Walkin' down midstreet, illusion
Slow down, the heat's on
Got to see delusion
No confusion
No illusion
Changing fusion
It's called soulution

Verse 1
I woke up today feeling everything was strange
next day same thing no better no change
The cranes don’t move the concrete ain’t poured
Sitting watching ants drown and I ain’t bored
Waiting for the paint to dry waiting for the faint
to cry out loud/ I ain’t ready to die right now
what if death was our birth and we rewinded in time
so every day we got younger and our hunger grew
hundredfold
our minds blew thunder underneath the summit climb,
when its undermind the sun’ll shine but none of its
mine.
I’ll be damn if the dipstick dips below the lip lock
hold your forked tongue viper spit back with shit talk
i keep pace but can’t walk, i hardly talked my feet
raced.
to catch up and lock eyes, sudden stops she acts
surprised.
Christ, we couldn’t even speak we’d reached that point
in every night when,
it comes time to climb into the bed alone and let the
night descend
I’ve been an optimist, communist, a populist
I’ve lived anonymous autonomous I’ve seen the walls
fall
I’ve seen the fallen rise and start walking
I’ve seen the calling chosen and sat staring back
frozen
Chorus
Watching you, watching me
I’m loving you, your mocking me
I’m talking to myself and can’t see
What’s stopping you from dropping me.
Verse 2
You can judge a man by the size of his glasses
You can change the outcome just take a few classes
Ask a question if you don’t know the answer to the
Age old riddle “what does it all mean”
I don’t kiss and tell or scratch or sniff
I can tell the difference between fact and myth
Been trying to write hooks, sing songs, write books
playing ping pong on my porch to slightly odd looks
I get a lot of t-shirts, I just don’t wear,
I got debts I can’t pay but I just don’t care.
I got some shit to deal with feeling like I gotta heal,
I used to steal kisses now I give em back.
At front of the line at the back of the class,
raising my hand and my half empty glass.
it’s a slippery slope trying to cope of course
with the strange strain of fame in a vein feels forced
Maybe I’m wasting my time but I made up my mind,
I wanna do rhyming maybe leave school behind and
can’t complain, been a motto of mine for some time
can’t ever sit still when outside the sun shine
been on my grind been going out my mind
turn up everything til you feel it in your spine
Design by a live band to get crowds moving
the rebirth of dancing lets start the movement
Bridge:
Yelling cheers. Summer. Cheers Birthdays.
Cheers Midriff Beers So Thirsty
Cheers Laughter Cheers Good Times
Cheers to the ciphers when you got your good rhymes
Cheers Homies Cheers Ladies
Let’s hear it for the spirit that’ll make some babies
Cheers the Boogie Cheers to Humping…

Today I built myself a life
Using nothing but hammers and nails
I tried to figure myself out
But I obviously failed
Yeah, I plucked out all my ribs
And I tried to start from scratch
But my heart ended up inside of my stomach
And my eyes were watching my back
Look at me, I'm a nervous wreck
It must have been about a week since I have slept
Only thing I have to show for it
Is a bunch of empty bottles in this drunken mess
Today I watched the sunrise
To see what the fuss was about
I thought it was overrated
All I could see was clouds
Yeah, I'll be the first one to admit I'm a miserable excuse for a man
Just when you thought it couldn't get worse
I assure you that it can
And it will
Look at me, I'm a nervous wreck
It must have been about a week since I have slept
Only thing I have to show for it
Is a bunch of empty bottles in this drunken mess
So, they say the grass is greener on the other side
But I don't think I'll make it on the other side
(ahhahh) I think that I'll just drink a lot and stay right here
(ahhahh) I think that I'll just drink a lot and stay right here
(ahhahh) I think that I'll just drink a lot and stay right here
(ahhahh) I think that I'll just drink a lot and stay, right here
Look at me, I'm a nervous wreck
It must have been about a week since I have slept
Only thing I have to show for it
Is a bunch of empty bottles in this drunken mess
Look at me, I'm a nervous wreck
It must have been about a week since I have slept
Only thing I have to show for it
Is a bunch of empty bottles in this drunken mess
Look at me, I'm a nervous wreck
It must have been about a week since I have slept
Only thing I have to show for it
Is a bunch of empty bottles in this drunken mess

[Verse 1:]
I watch a dream die
Saw the flicker fall from the prettiest eyes
To young to realize that this would stick with me for all my life
You went away for days to find better ways to better u and I
Apologize I should have been more wise
I should have been more wise
[Chorus:]
She said cheers here's to her very last year
So happy you all could be here oh so sincere
And I can't seem to get my conscience clear
It's true she said this songs for you and all I put you through
I just wanted to make you proud
A tear fail down and they screamed out loud here here
[Verse 2:]
I gave you broken glass and when you asked
I said this is my heart and how you make me feel
Hard to conceal when it's all torn apart
You gave me all you had the good and bad
So who am I to choose confused so much to lose
Only time can heal the memories that bruise
The memories that bruise
[Chorus:]
She said cheers here's to her very last year
So happy you all could be here oh so sincere
And I can't seem to get my conscience clear
It's true she said this songs for you and all I put you through
I just wanted to make you proud
A tear fail down and they screamed out loud here here
[Verse 3:]
Broken, balled up in the bottom bottle
Time ticks the hours of the day hoping for tomorrow
Sorrow swept the north side of chicago
She off track but that's my momma follow
To see me stumbling was the hardest sip to swallow
So I wallowed in the back wash of wishes
Dying each day in the dumbest of conditions
Fare from what she visioned she just happy that we liven
Finally pulled herself together with the grace that had been given
I shortly after did the same, no intervention
And this is how I say I love you my only intentions
And this is how I say I love you
Cheers
[Chorus:]
She said cheers here's to her very last year
So happy you all could be here oh so sincere
And I can't seem to get my conscience clear
It's true she said this songs for you and all I put you through
I just wanted to make you proud

Makin' your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Takin' a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?
(CHORUS)
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows your name
All those nights when you've got no lights
The check is in the mail
And your little angel hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiancee' didn't show
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Roll outta bed, Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's lookin' bright
Your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband want to be a girl
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna go where people know
People are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name

Life's too short to be sitting around miserable
People gonna talk whether you doing bad or good
Got a drink on my mind and my mind on my money
Looking so bomb, gonna find me a honey
Got my Ray-Bans on and I'm feeling hella cool tonight, yeah
Everybody's vibing so don't nobody start a fight, yeah-ah-ah-ah
(Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)
Cheers to the freaking weekend
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Oh let the Jameson sink in
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Don't let the bastards get you down
Turn it around with another round
There's a party at the bar everybody put your glasses up and
I drink to that,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
'Bout to hop on the bar, put it all on my card tonight, yeah
Might be mad in the morning but you know we goin hard tonight
It's getting Coyote Ugly up in here, no Tyra
It's only up from here, no downward spiral
Got my Ray-Bans on and I'm feeling hella cool tonight, yeah
Everybody's vibing so don't nobody start a fight
Cheers to the freaking weekend
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Oh let the Jameson sink in
I drink to that, yeah yeah
Don't let the bastards get you down
Turn it around with another round
There's a party at the bar everybody put your glasses up and
I drink to that,