The Office

Cast

• David Butko
• Matthew Mocha
• Evelyn Bianchin
• David Coyne
• Alysia Bianchin
• Dawson Chamberlain

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  USA:16 March 2012...
• Episode 2: First Day
  Canada:20 September 2012...
• Episode 3: Empty Seat
  Canada:19 April 2012...
• Episode 4: Bobby Jim
  Bobby Jim, the man living under the basement, was surprised when a bullet his arm. Everyone at Curti...
• Episode 5: Trapped In
  Almost everyone hates working at Curtis Flynn Paper Company, and they always looked forward to the e...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Assistant Manager
  Canada:18 October 2012...

The Office

A remake of the hit 2001 BBC TV series The Office (2001), this is a mockumentary that documents the exploits of a paper supply company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Made up of head chief Michael Scott, a harmlessly deluded and ignorantly insensitive boss who cares about the welfare of his employees while trying to put his own spin on company policy. With an office including the likes of various peers who have their own hangups, The Office (2005) takes a look at the lives of its co-workers: bored but talented salesman Jim, his mildly sociopathic, butt kissing enemy Dwight, mildly righteous receptionist Pam, and indifferent temp Ryan.

Cast

• Steve Carell
• Rainn Wilson
• B.J. Novak
• John Krasinski
• Jenna Fischer
• Kate Flannery
• Brian Baumgartner
• Leslie David Baker
• Mindy Kaling
• Creed Bratton
• Ed Helms
• Ellie Kemper
• Angela Kinsey
• Oscar Nuñez
• Paul Lieberstein
• Craig Robinson
• Phyllis Smith

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  [Worried about downsizing]::Angela: I think it's going to be me... It'll probably be me...::Kevin: Y...
• Episode 2: Diversity Day
  Michael Scott: [on a videotape] Hi, I'm Michael Scott and I'm in charge of Dunder Mifflin Paper Prod...
• Episode 3: Health Care
  [Michael doesn't want to come out of his office]::Kevin: He has to come out sometime... to go to the...
• Episode 4: The Alliance
  Jim Halpert: At that moment, I was so happy. I mean, everything Dwight does annoys me.::Dwight Schru...
• Episode 5: Basketball
  Jim Halpert: God, this is so sad. This is the smallest amount of power I've ever seen go to someone'...
• Episode 6: Hot Girl
  Pam Beesly: It's nice having Katy around. It's another person for Michael to, um...::Pam Beesly: [sm...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: The Dundies
  Pam Beesly: You know what they say about a car wreck where it's so awful you can't look away? The Du...
• Episode 2: Sexual Harassment
  Michael Scott: [Questioning the company's sexual harassment policy] What if Pam was a lesbian? What ...
• Episode 3: Office Olympics
  Jim Halpert: [Knocks on office door] Michael?::Michael Scott: Yeah. Jim. Slim Jim. What's going on?:...
• Episode 4: The Fire
  Jim Halpert: [leading games during a fire drill] All right, let's move on. Let's move on to the main...
• Episode 5: Halloween
  Angela: Those aren't chips and dip.::Pam Beesley: No, I made brownies.::[sighs]::Pam Beesley: What?:...
• Episode 6: The Fight
  Michael Scott: Oh, hey, Karate Kid. The Hilary Swank version....
• Episode 7: The Client
  Christian: [Speaking of Jan's divorce] You were really brave. I mean, you put your arms out there, y...
• Episode 8: Performance Review
  Michael Scott: [reading from the suggestion box] "You need to do something about your B.O."::Dwight ...
• Episode 9: E-Mail Surveillance
  Jim Halpert: It's true, I'm having a party. I've got three cases of imported beer, karaoke machine, ...
• Episode 10: Christmas Party
  Michael Scott: Christmas is awesome. First of all, you got to spend time with people you love. Secon...
• Episode 11: Booze Cruise
  Michael Scott: In an office, when you are ranking people, manager is higher than captain. On a boat,...
• Episode 12: The Injury
  Michael Scott: Help! Oh, God! Oh, help! Help me.::Toby: What happened?::Michael Scott: I fell off th...
• Episode 13: The Secret
  Ryan Howard: If I had to, I could clean out my desk in five seconds, and nobody would ever know I ha...
• Episode 14: The Carpet
  Michael Scott: I am a victim of a hate crime. Stanley knows what I'm talking about.::Stanley: That's...
• Episode 15: Boys and Girls
  Jan Levinson-Gould: There are always a million reasons not to do something....
• Episode 16: Valentine's Day
  Pam Beesley: It's just that I had to sit here all day while Phyllis got, like, an entire garden deli...
• Episode 17: Dwight's Speech
  Dwight Schrute: Blood alone moves the wheels of history!...
• Episode 18: Take Your Daughter to Work Day
  Michael Scott: I don't get why parents are always complaining about how tough it is to raise kids. Y...
• Episode 19: Michael's Birthday
  Dwight Schrute: Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food, I can dri...
• Episode 20: Drug Testing
  Pam Beesley: Jim cannot speak until he buys me a Coke. Those are the rules of Jinx and they are unfl...
• Episode 21: Conflict Resolution
  Michael Scott: Okay. So this is the disputed poster. Now, one at a time, I want you to express your ...
• Episode 22: Casino Night
  Michael Scott: Comedy's very much alive, as are homeless people....
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Gay Witch Hunt
  Pam Beesley: I think we're just drunk.::Jim Halpert: No, I'm not drunk. Are you drunk?::Pam Beesley:...
• Episode 2: The Convention
  Jim Halpert: You know, when I saw Dwight, I realized how stupid and petty all those pranks I pulled ...
• Episode 3: The Coup
  Pam Beesly: I have this little vacuum cleaner that's broken. If Dwight doesn't work out, maybe that ...
• Episode 4: Grief Counseling
  Michael Scott: Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that's bal...
• Episode 5: Initiation
  Dwight Schrute: And just as you have planted your seed in the ground, I am going to plant my seed in...
• Episode 6: Diwali
  [Andy and Jim are very drunk, and Karen is not. Jim is slumped over at his desk and Andy is lying on...
• Episode 7: Branch Closing
  Ryan Howard: It makes perfect sense that it would happen today. Because I just received this in the ...
• Episode 8: The Merger
  Andy: Saw your dork-mobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like, four miles to the gallon?::Dw...
• Episode 9: The Convict
  Andy Bernard: I am so horny.::Jim Halpert: [pause] Okay, I can't help you with that.::Andy Bernard: ...
• Episode 10: A Benihana Christmas
  Michael Scott: Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They have got your ...
• Episode 11: Back from Vacation
  Michael Scott: I got to see how Jamaicans live. It is great. You know, they just relax, they party a...
• Episode 12: Traveling Salesmen
  Ryan Howard: Dwight will be missed. Not by me so much, but he will be missed....
• Episode 13: The Return
  Michael Scott: Jim, could you come in here, please?::Harvey: Hi, Jim. I am Harvey, a computer. Jim s...
• Episode 14: Ben Franklin
  [to a Ben Franklin scholar whom he thinks is a stripper]::Michael Scott: Hello! You wearing a thong?...
• Episode 15: Phyllis' Wedding
  Michael Scott: Congratulations, Bob. You're a good man. But just know, if you lay a finger on Phylli...
• Episode 16: Business School
  Business School Student: How far has your Herfindahl Index declined since the merger?::Michael Scott...
• Episode 17: Cocktails
  [regarding her relationship with Michael]::Jan Levinson: Why is this so hard? That's what she said. ...
• Episode 18: The Negotiation
  Dwight Schrute: I am not a hero. I am a mere defender of the office. You know who's a real hero? Hir...
• Episode 19: Safety Training
  Kevin: If anyone gives you 10,000 to one on anything, you take it. If John Mellencamp ever wins an O...
• Episode 20: Product Recall
  Kelly Kapoor: [singing to the tune of "Hollaback Girl"] This day is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! This day...
• Episode 21: Women's Appreciation
  Dwight Schrute: I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiot...
• Episode 22: Beach Games
  Michael Scott: Who's ahead in points?::Pam Beesly: I think they're even. At various times you gave J...
• Episode 23: The Job
  Dwight Schrute: What is the ratio of Stanley Nickels to Schrute Bucks?::Stanley: The same as the rat...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Fun Run
  Ryan Howard: [talking about Michael hitting Meredith with his car] Did this happen on company proper...
• Episode 2: Dunder Mifflin Infinity
  Creed Bratton: Hey, bro, I've been meaning to ask you, can we get some Red Bull for these things? So...
• Episode 3: Launch Party
  Kelly Kapoor: [after Michael reads out a memo] That's from Ryan? Does it mention if he's seeing anyb...
• Episode 4: Money
  Michael Scott: Used to have two cars, traded them in. Now we're down to one. Good economic sense, al...
• Episode 5: Local Ad
  Jim Halpert: You playing that game again?::Dwight Schrute: Second Life is not a game. It is a multi-...
• Episode 6: Branch Wars
  Dwight Schrute: The eyes are the groin of the head....
• Episode 7: Survivor Man
  Michael Scott: Hypothetically, if I were to ask you to go camping. And... Do you know what "hypothet...
• Episode 8: The Deposition
  Pam Beesley: Kelly's trash-talking me because Darryl's beating you.::Jim Halpert: What? Seriously? W...
• Episode 9: Dinner Party
  Pam Beesly: [whispering] I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat. Which I realize is...
• Episode 10: Chair Model
  Andy Bernard: We won't let you down.::Michael Scott: You can't, because I don't care....
• Episode 11: Night Out
  Stanley Hudson: [the office workers find the gate has been locked] Did you not tell the security gua...
• Episode 12: Did I Stutter?
  Michael Scott: I don't understand why you keep picking on me.::Stanley Hudson: Oh, for the love of G...
• Episode 13: Job Fair
  Valencia, California, USA...
• Episode 14: Goodbye, Toby
  Michael Scott: If the devil were to explode, and evil were gone forever, what sort of party would yo...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Weight Loss
  Andy Bernard: Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them because they are u...
• Episode 2: Business Ethics
  Jim Halpert: Hey, Andy.::Andy Bernard: Yo.::Jim Halpert: By any chance, did you see "Battlestar Gala...
• Episode 3: Baby Shower
  Michael Scott: You know what, Phyllis? I think you need to step it up. I think you need to get the l...
• Episode 4: Crime Aid
  Michael Scott: And welcome to Crime Aid. "Crime reduces innocence, makes everyone angry, I declare."...
• Episode 5: Employee Transfer
  Michael's favorite song is Tom Cochrane's "Life Is a Highway"....
• Episode 6: Customer Survey
  Michael Scott: Kelly...::Kelly Kapoor: I was raped.::Michael Scott: You cannot say "I was raped" and...
• Episode 7: Business Trip
  Michael Scott: Meredith, I would like you to pretend you're from Abu Dhabi.::Meredith Palmer: Hello....
• Episode 8: Frame Toby
  Jim Halpert: It's got shag carpets. I mean, you can't blame my parents. It was the '70s. And why wou...
• Episode 9: The Surplus
  Toby Flenderson: We should really have the office's air quality tested. I mean, we have radon coming...
• Episode 10: Moroccan Christmas
  Michael Scott: You lit your hair on fire today. What about tomorrow? What is going to happen when yo...
• Episode 11: The Duel
  Michael Scott: Don't ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what...
• Episode 12: Prince Family Paper
  The Prince family has "World's Greatest Dad" and "World's Greatest Son" mugs in the same fashion as ...
• Episode 13: Stress Relief
  Michael Scott: My God, if you're wearing a dress, please keep your knees together, nobody wants to s...
• Episode 14: Lecture Circuit: Part 1
  Michael Scott: [to Pam] Good morning. You ready? And we're off. Like a herd of turtles....
• Episode 15: Lecture Circuit: Part 2
  RAT:1.78 : 1...
• Episode 16: Blood Drive
  Kelly Kapoor: So I received my first Valentine from a secret admirer.::[opens envelope and reads fro...
• Episode 17: Golden Ticket
  Michael Scott: Hey, hey, hey. You idiot.::Darryl Philbin: Start over....
• Episode 18: New Boss
  Dwight Schrute: Oh! Here's one. A string quartet playing classical music.::Michael Scott: You know, ...
• Episode 19: Two Weeks
  Oscar Martinez: [about Michael] And just like that, as mysteriously as he arrived, he was gone....
• Episode 20: Dream Team
  Kevin Malone: Dunder Mifflin. This is Kevin. Please hold while I transfer you.::[yells]::Kevin Malon...
• Episode 21: Michael Scott Paper Company
  Jim Halpert: The new receptionist is also named Kelly. So Kelly Kapoor has decided to hover around m...
• Episode 22: Heavy Competition
  Pam Beesly: Things are a little slow here. And there's only so much cold-calling you can do in a day...
• Episode 23: Broke
  [over David, Jim, and Charles deliberating]::Dwight Schrute: Hey, let me float something out there, ...
• Episode 24: Casual Friday
  Michael Scott: I set the rules, and you follow them blindly, okay? And if you have a problem with th...
• Episode 25: Cafe Disco
  Michael Scott: Now I know what the founders of Phillip Morris felt like. You just want to give peopl...
• Episode 26: Company Picnic
  Michael Scott: I didn't find the perfect moment, because I think today was about just having today. ...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Gossip
  Andy Bernard: Michael, am I gay?...
• Episode 2: The Meeting
  A request by Jim leaves Michael feeling insecure and defensive. Meanwhile, Pam deals with the guest ...
• Episode 3: The Promotion
  The check that Kevin gives Pam is for $40....
• Episode 4: Niagara
  In the scene where Jim and Pam are on the boat going down stream from Niagara Falls, Pam leans her h...
• Episode 6: Mafia
  Michael Scott: Okay, too many different words coming at me from too many different sentences....
• Episode 7: The Lover
  Michael shocks Jim and Pam when he reveals the identity of the new woman he has been dating. Dwight ...
• Episode 8: Koi Pond
  Michael Scott: Why would you date an amateur when you can date a professional?...
• Episode 9: Double Date
  Andy Bernard: You give me a gift, bam, thank-you note. You invite me somewhere, pow, RSVP. You do me...
• Episode 10: Murder
  Kevin Malone: [Andy is demonstrating his talent for Southern accents] Oh, now do the Swedish Chef.::...
• Episode 11: Shareholder Meeting
  RAT:1.78 : 1...
• Episode 12: Scott's Tots
  Dwight Schrute: In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand coul...
• Episode 13: Secret Santa
  Dwight's list of possibilities for what his Secret Santa gift is: aardvark trap, beaver trap, gun, p...
• Episode 14: The Banker
  A wealthy investor shows and interest in buying-out Dunder Mifflin and, while he visits the Scranton...
• Episode 15: Sabre
  When Sabre comes in to take over Dunder Mifflin, Michael struggles to accept Sabre's new policies. P...
• Episode 16: Manager and Salesman
  Michael Scott: I have been saying the word 'manager' a lot, so whenever Jo thinks 'manager', she thi...
• Episode 17: St. Patrick's Day
  Dwight Schrute: They say no man is an island. False! I am an island, and this island is volcanic, an...
• Episode 18: The Delivery: Part 1
  Erin names all the winners of the Triple Crown in horse racing to distract Pam from her contractions...
• Episode 19: The Delivery: Part 2
  Michael anxiously waits for Pam and Jim's baby to be born. Back at the office, Erin makes Andy jealo...
• Episode 20: New Leads
  In this episode Michael successfully predicts that there would be a fourth Pirates of the Carribean ...
• Episode 21: Happy Hour
  Jim has Pam saved in his phone as "The Wife"....
• Episode 22: Secretary's Day
  Kelly Erin Hannon: What's your real name, Lionel Frankenstein?...
• Episode 23: Body Language
  Dwight Schrute: Just once, I would like to be a puppet master and have nothing go wrong. Is that too...
• Episode 24: The Cover-Up
  The ending credits open with "In Memory of Larry Einhorn"; Larry Einhorn was recently deceased fathe...
• Episode 25: The Chump
  Dwight Schrute: [about their agreement] But not in your bed. It's lumpy.::Angela Martin: Those lumps...
• Episode 26: Whistleblower
  [Michael is on Jo's private jet, as she asks him what has him upset]::Michael Scott: It has not been...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: Nepotism
  Michael Scott: [slapping his nephew on the butt] You are going to learn to be more professional, Luk...
• Episode 2: Counseling
  Jim Halpert: That's a really good idea Kelly.::Kelly Kapoor: What did I say?::Kelly Kapoor: [in the ...
• Episode 3: Andy's Play
  Andy invites the entire office to his community theater production of Sweeney Todd in hopes that Eri...
• Episode 4: Sex Ed
  Andy Bernard: Okay, in that case, I will now show you how to put this condom on using...::[Stanely l...
• Episode 5: The Sting
  When a competing sales associate steals a Dunder Mifflin client, Michael, Jim and Dwight decide to s...
• Episode 6: Costume Contest
  When Darryl takes an idea to corporate over his head, Michael freaks out. Everyone in the office is ...
• Episode 7: Christening
  Kelly Erin Hannon: [after pulling her car up] Get in, quick!::Michael Scott: Why quick?::Kelly Erin ...
• Episode 8: Viewing Party
  Dwight Schrute: In the Schrute family, the youngest child always raises the others. I've been raisin...
• Episode 9: WUPHF.com
  Stanley Hudson: Yes, I have a dream, and it's not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decom...
• Episode 10: China
  After reading an article about China growing as a global power, Michael decides China must be stoppe...
• Episode 11: Classy Christmas
  Michael Scott: I am dead inside....
• Episode 12: Ultimatum
  Michael Scott: My resolution? I never wanna make Holly cry again. Unless it's from laughing too hard...
• Episode 13: The Seminar
  With Andy's sales at his lowest ever, he gets desperate and holds a small business seminar with the ...
• Episode 14: The Search
  When they zoom in on the picture of Creed on the "Thief" wall, you can see the picture to the left i...
• Episode 15: PDA
  It's Valentine's Day in the Office and the public displays of affection between Michael and Holly ar...
• Episode 16: Threat Level Midnight
  Michael Scott: I am a huge Woody Allen fan. Although I've only seen "Antz." But I'll tell you someth...
• Episode 17: Todd Packer
  Dwight Schrute: All right, picture this. Snowy ash drizzles from the sky. A rabid pack of dogs surro...
• Episode 18: Garage Sale
  Angela Martin: Will you marry me?::Holly Flax: No.::Michael Scott: That would be hot. I'd pay to see...
• Episode 19: Training Day
  The new manager, Deangelo Vickers, has everyone hoping to make good first impressions: Andy finds hi...
• Episode 20: Michael's Last Dundies
  Michael trains Deangelo to take over the job of hosting the Dundie Awards....
• Episode 21: Goodbye, Michael
  Jim Halpert: So you guys are filming us when we go to the bathroom now?...
• Episode 22: The Inner Circle
  USA:5 May 2011...
• Episode 23: Dwight K. Schrute, (Acting) Manager
  [as Jim, Dwight, and a small group decide what to get Deangelo in the hospital]::Jim Halpert: All in...
• Episode 24: Search Committee
  Dwight Schrute: I will run this branch or I will destroy this branch. Or... I don't know. Something ...
• Season 8
• Episode 1: The List
  Robert California: Let me tell you some things I find productive. Positive reinforcement. Negative r...
• Episode 2: The Incentive
  After a rousing motivational speech, Robert California challenges the office to double their sales. ...
• Episode 3: Lotto
  After the warehouse guys win the lotto and quit, everyone in the office dreams of what it would be l...
• Episode 4: Garden Party
  Andy decides to throw a garden party to impress Robert California. Dwight researches how to host a g...
• Episode 5: Spooked
  Robert California: When I was a boy, there was an empty house just up the hill from my family's. It ...
• Episode 6: Doomsday
  Dwight tries to help the office's efficiency by installing a Doomsday device that will get them all ...
• Episode 7: Pam's Replacement
  Pregnant Pam recruits Dwight to prove that Jim finds the office's pretty new temp attractive. Meanwh...
• Episode 8: Gettysburg
  Andy decides to motivate and inspire everyone by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg. Some peo...
• Episode 9: Mrs. California
  Mrs. California: All right, well, it's really nice to meet you, Bryan.::Ryan Howard: Uh, it's actual...
• Episode 10: Christmas Wishes
  Andy tries to make this year's Christmas the best ever by granting each person's holiday wishes. Mea...
• Episode 11: Trivia
  When Oscar joins a trivia night contest, Andy decides to get the whole office involved. Meanwhile, D...
• Episode 12: Pool Party
  Robert throws a party for the Dunder Mifflin staff at his house before he puts it on the market beca...
• Episode 13: Jury Duty
  After Jim returns from jury duty, Dwight questions him on every detail of his case. Meanwhile, Angel...
• Episode 14: Special Project
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 15: Tallahassee
  After Dwight and his team arrive in Tallahassee, Dwight competes with his Dunder Mifflin coworkers t...
• Episode 16: After Hours
  In Tallahassee, Dwight and Packer compete to become Nellie's VP, and Jim gets an unwelcome visitor i...
• Episode 17: Test the Store
  Dwight prepares a theatrical presentation to impress Nellie at the Sabre Store opening. In Scranton,...
• Episode 18: Last Day in Florida
  After Robert California reveals that he hates Nellie's business plan, Jim tries to save Dwight from ...
• Episode 19: Get the Girl
  Andy makes a life altering decision and drives across the country to get Erin. Meanwhile, Nellie sho...
• Episode 20: Welcome Party
  Robert makes the office throw a welcome party for Nellie, and the party planners try to sabotage it....
• Episode 21: Angry Andy
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 22: Fundraiser
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 23: Turf War
  Harry Jannerone: No, no, no, kid! Stay there, do your dishes! Go ahead!...
• Episode 24: Free Family Portrait Studio
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Season 9
• Episode 1: New Guys
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 2: Roy's Wedding
  Among the choices on Pam's spinning wheel are: Manager for an Hour, Punch in the Gut, Ten Bucks, Cre...
• Episode 3: Andy's Ancestry
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 4: Work Bus
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 5: Here Comes Treble
  It's Halloween in the office and Andy invites his college a cappella group to perform, which leads t...
• Episode 6: The Boat
  Andy must man up when his Dad blows all the family money. When Dwight is interviewed on local radio,...
• Episode 7: The Whale
  RAT:16:9 HD...
• Episode 8: The Target
  USA:22 November 2012...

The Office

A mockumentary about life in a mid-sized suboffice paper merchants in a bleak British industrial town, where manager David Brent thinks he's the coolest, funniest, and most popular boss ever. He isn't. That doesn't stop him from embarrassing himself in front of the cameras on a regular basis, whether from his political sermonizing, his stand-up 'comedy', or his incredibly unique dancing. Meanwhile, long-suffering Tim longs after Dawn the engaged receptionist and keeps himself sane by playing childish practical jokes on his insufferable, army-obsessed deskmate Gareth. Will the Slough office be closed? Will the BBC give David a game show? Will Tim and Dawn end up with each other? And more importantly, will Gareth realize what a hopeless prat he is?

Cast

• Ricky Gervais
• Martin Freeman
• Mackenzie Crook
• Lucy Davis
• Patrick Baladi
• Joel Beckett
• Stacey Roca
• Jamie Deeks
• Ralph Ineson
• Robin Hooper
• Ben Bradshaw
• Angela Clerkin
• Jane Lucas
• Emma Louise Manton
• Alexander Perkins
• Philip Pickard
• Oliver Chris
• Sally Bretton
• Ewen MacIntosh

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Downsize
  David Brent: Professionalism is... and that is what I want....
• Episode 2: Work Experience
  [a pornographic picture with Brent's head superimposed on is discovered on someone's email]::David B...
• Episode 3: The Quiz
  David Brent: People go, "Why is it important, a question about Mr. Spock?" Oh, I go, "It's like sayi...
• Episode 4: Training
  [David is singing a song he wrote]::David Brent: [singing] Little while later I see a cowboy crying,...
• Episode 5: New Girl
  David Brent: Does a struggling salesman start turning up on a bicycle? No, he turns up in a newer ca...
• Episode 6: Judgement
  Dawn: Tim's advice is that it is better to be at the bottom of a ladder you want to climb then half ...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Merger
  David Brent: Big day today, Swindon mob are arriving. I've laid on a little do for them, part of the...
• Episode 2: Appraisals
  Neil Godwin: You're acting like a petulant little kid.::David Brent: [shrugs] Young at heart....
• Episode 3: Party
  David Brent: I prefer flan....
• Episode 4: Motivation
  Simon: First day it opened I went down there was doing a few laps and pulled over and the manager co...
• Episode 5: Charity
  David Brent: Who says famine has to be depressing?...
• Episode 6: Interview
  Helena: Private life then, just to flesh out David Brent the man. Is there a better half?::David Bre...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Christmas Special: Part 1
  Gareth: I did learn a lot from David. I learnt from his mistakes. We're very different people; he us...
• Episode 2: Christmas Special: Part 2
  Gareth Keenan: [Dawn has just returned to the party after opening her gift from Tim, a set of oil pa...

The Office

Cast

• Gary Dourdan
• Kevin Conroy
• Andrea Abbate
• Valerie Harper
• Debra Jo Rupp
• Lisa Darr
• Kristin Dattilo
• Dakin Matthews
• Robert Seamans
• Joseph Tello
• Mars Callahan

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 2: Laboring Pains
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 3: Rita & Frank
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 4: Power Playing
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 5: Judgement Day
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 6: My Guy
  RAT:1.33 : 1...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• The Office - Pepper

Come down sit right here its OK
And my words are spoken slurred every single day
Sure to find some comfort, up against the hallway wall
I know I could, never have it all
Reaching the next level under
Drinking starts this reflex, so I dial your number
But the phone was out of order
Last call was made at 2 AM
Some how when it's broken
Its always there to mend
Stumble don't rumble
Cuase you might get killed
Sip but don't tip
Cause your beer you might spill
Think what you feel
Cause your feelings don't think
Here at the office,
We know just one drink
And I've been living at this address all week
Attractive cause my hair is dull
And my clothes are starting to reek
So when I'm to involved
With the problems I can't solve