Get Smart

Maxwell Smart is a bumbling secret agent, assigned by his "Chief" to foil KAOS' latest plans for taking over the world. Invariably, Smart's bumbling detective style lands him in hot water. Lucky for him, his faithful assistant "99" is there to bail him out.

Cast

• Don Adams
• Barbara Feldon
• Edward Platt
• Robert Karvelas
• Red
• David Ketchum
• Rose Michtom
• Richard Gautier
• King Moody
• Stacy Keach Sr.
• Bernie Kopell
• Victor French
• Howard Caine

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Mr. Big
  Chief: Max, you realize that you'll be facing every kind of danger imaginable.::Maxwell Smart: And.....
• Episode 2: Diplomat's Daughter
  [repeated line]::The Claw: Not The Craw! The Craw!...
• Episode 3: School Days
  Maxwell Smart, Agent 86: When the moon is full, the tide is high.::Mrs. Green: You must want the spy...
• Episode 4: Our Man in Toyland
  Maxwell Smart, Agent 86: I'm being followed. Use emergency telephone plan Z....
• Episode 5: Now You See Him, Now You Don't
  Chief of Control: Max, I don't mean to suggest that you're not telling the truth, but isn't it just ...
• Episode 6: Washington 4, Indians 3
  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86: [speaking into his tomahawk telephone] Don't worry 99, 43 is a good man.::...
• Episode 7: KAOS in CONTROL
  Chief of Control: Gentlemen, as of this moment, all members of control are on Magenta alert....
• Episode 8: The Day Smart Turned Chicken
  Maxwell Smart: Now remember doctor, I want you to wipe everything from your memory.::Dr. Fish: Wipe ...
• Episode 9: Satan Place
  99: [Max has examined a few strands of hair, odd shaped piece of metal, a button and a piece of pape...
• Episode 10: Our Man in Leotards
  Maxwell Smart: Wait a minute, Chief. Emilio Naharana. Isn't he the world famous ballet dancer?::Chie...
• Episode 11: Too Many Chiefs
  Maxwell Smart: It's so simple! No wonder we were never able to crack that code. That's the way it al...
• Episode 12: My Nephew the Spy
  Maxwell Smart: I demand the cone of silence.::Chief: Max, do we have to?::Maxwell Smart: Well, with ...
• Episode 13: Aboard the Orient Express
  Chief: [looking at slide # 4, a deceased Agent 85 aboard the Orient Express] Your conclusion, 86?::M...
• Episode 14: Weekend Vampire
  Professor Sontag: How did this melody go?::Maxwell Smart: Well, have you ever heard the song 'Heart ...
• Episode 15: Survival of the Fattest
  Chief: Now Max, this is a dangerous one. This woman is ruthless, and a potential killer. You'll be r...
• Episode 16: Double Agent
  Maxwell Smart: You know 99, I really feel sorry for professor Parker. He's spend so much time workin...
• Episode 17: Kisses for KAOS
  Maxwell Smart: You'll never get away with this, Savage!::Savage: Oh, why Mr. Smart?::Maxwell Smart: ...
• Episode 18: The Dead Spy Scrawls
  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86: Chief, I think Willie has one of your headaches......
• Episode 19: Back to the Old Drawing Board
  Mr. Natz: That is why we have come to you. Probably the most accomplished evil genius in America.::D...
• Episode 20: All in the Mind
  Chief: Max, be reasonable. How could a girl drown in a phone booth?::Maxwell Smart: How do I know? M...
• Episode 21: Dear Diary
  Maxwell Smart: That's right, 99. After all, Mr. Gaffer is still one of the best. He's my idol. Did y...
• Episode 22: Smart the Assassin
  Chief: There's no telling where they'll be able to infiltrate next. May be even the Pentagon.::Maxwe...
• Episode 23: I'm Only Human
  Maxwell Smart: There's one thing you've overlooked.::Beastmaster: Oh?::Maxwell Smart: You see, you c...
• Episode 24: Stakeout on Blue Mist Mountain
  Maxwell Smart: [speaking on a fire hydrant phone] Hello Control? This is Maxwell Smart. No, Smart. S...
• Episode 25: The Amazing Harry Hoo
  Bobo: The spy network is just a front. The real money is in the laundry....
• Episode 26: Hubert's Unfinished Symphony
  Badeff: You like that, Mr. Wilcox? Are you certain you're a music lover?::Maxwell Smart: Well, of co...
• Episode 27: Ship of Spies: Part 1
  Maxwell Smart: [a drunken sailor sits down opposite Max and starts slobbering from his glass] Carefu...
• Episode 28: Ship of Spies: Part 2
  Maxwell Smart: 99, I'm positive that this is the section of the rail that gave way.::Agent 99: I'm s...
• Episode 29: Shipment to Beirut
  Maxwell Smart - Agent 86: I don't know what you're selling 99, but I'll take two of each....
• Episode 30: The Last One in Is a Rotten Spy
  Greco: You don't look like a trainer to me.::Maxwell Smart: Is that so. Well, I happen to be an expe...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Anatomy of a Lover
  Maxwell Smart: [Max has been ordered to disassemble Hymie] Why I can't do that to Hymie, Chief, Hymi...
• Episode 2: Strike While the Agent Is Hot
  Maxwell Smart: Now, here's a point that all the men are very, very interested in: for example. If we...
• Episode 3: A Spy for a Spy
  Siegfried: Well, why don't I come back a little later after you've had time to practice....
• Episode 4: The Only Way to Die
  The title came from the phrase "It's the only way to fly!" from a 1950's Western Airlines advertisin...
• Episode 5: Maxwell Smart, Alias Jimmy Ballantine
  Chief: We're going to have to send a man in to infiltrate that barbershop. Now if we do it successfu...
• Episode 6: Casablanca
  Airport Policeman: Pardon, monsieur, are you perhaps an American tourist?::Maxwell Smart - Agent 86:...
• Episode 7: The Decoy
  Maxwell Smart: [on the verge of crying] I'm sorry Max, It's just that we've had so little time toget...
• Episode 8: Hoo Done It
  The Contessa: I feel so safe with you protecting me, Mr. Smart.::Maxwell Smart - Agent 86: Well, I d...
• Episode 9: Rub-A-Dub-Dub... Three Spies in a Sub
  Siegfried: As one bad guy to one good guy I promise you we shall meet again, Smart!...
• Episode 10: The Greatest Spy on Earth
  Agent 99: Max, that knife missed you by inches.::Maxwell Smart: You think it's some kind of a warnin...
• Episode 11: Island of the Darned
  Agent 99: Oh, Max, how terrible.::Maxwell Smart: He deserved it, 99. He was a Kaos killer.::Agent 99...
• Episode 12: Bronzefinger
  Agent 99: It's just that sometimes I wish you were just an ordinary businessman.::Maxwell Smart: Wel...
• Episode 13: Perils in a Pet Shop
  Maxwell Smart: 99, I'm hit! I'm bleeding!...
• Episode 14: The Whole Tooth and...
  Maxwell Smart: I don't think we should talk right here in the open, Chief, I think we should use the...
• Episode 15: Kiss of Death
  Maxwell Smart: I'm telling you Chief, this was no ordinary kidnap attempt. I happen to have recogniz...
• Episode 16: It Takes One to Know One
  Maxwell Smart: [talking on his shoephone] Right, Chief. I'll with stick with him. Off and on.::Chief...
• Episode 17: Someone Down Here Hates Me
  Siegfried: You fools! Incompetents! Bunglers!Dumkopfs! Sissies! Call yourselves "killers." You are n...
• Episode 18: Cutback at Control
  Senator: Mr. Smart, how many arrests did Control make last year?::Maxwell Smart: I don't know.::Sena...
• Episode 19: The Mummy
  Maxwell Smart: It says here the mummy of the Egyptian King Tut the fourth is due to arrive in the Un...
• Episode 20: The Girls from KAOS
  Miss U.S.A.: Mr. Smart, I'm in terrible danger, aren't I?::Maxwell Smart: Yes Tisha, but don't you w...
• Episode 21: The Man from YENTA
  Agent 99: Oh Max, you're so brave. You're going to get a medal for this.::Maxwell Smart: There's som...
• Episode 22: Smart Fit the Battle of Jericho
  Chief: Max, this job calls for an agent with high intelligence, sharp judgement and total fearlessne...
• Episode 23: Where-What-How-Who Am I?
  Dr. Mangle: Prepare the hypodermic.::Nurse: The death serum?::Dr. Mangle: Yes. And sterilize the nee...
• Episode 24: The Expendable Agent
  Maxwell Smart: I'm getting complaints from the landlord about the gun battles in the hall, and the b...
• Episode 25: How to Succeed in the Spy Business Without Really Trying
  The accounting firm of Price/Stern/Sloan is a reference to the name of 'Leonard Stern' (qv)'s publis...
• Episode 26: Appointment in Sahara
  Chief: Max, this will undoubtedly be the most dangerous mission you've ever gone on. You probably wo...
• Episode 27: Pussycats Galore
  Maxwell Smart: How did you get in here?::Pussycat: I slipped your landlady a dollar and she let me i...
• Episode 28: A Man Called Smart: Part 1
  Chief: [addressing Max, 99 and two more Control agents] Now what I'm about to tell you must not leav...
• Episode 29: A Man Called Smart: Part 2
  Chief: Admiral, what was the President's decision on the ransom?::Admiral Hargrade: Oh, well, I talk...
• Episode 30: A Man Called Smart: Part 3
  This three-part episode was originally written as a script for a feature-length "Get Smart" movie fo...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: The Spy Who Met Himself
  Maxwell Smart: So, the old double agent with the two faces in the twin locker trick.::Agent 13, Impo...
• Episode 2: Viva Smart
  [repeated line]::Maxwell Smart: I asked you not to tell me that!...
• Episode 3: Witness for the Persecution
  'Don Adams (I)' (qv) sings in this episode, doing a solo version of "When the Saints Go Marching In"...
• Episode 4: The Spirit Is Willing
  Agent 99: [as they meet an overweight psychic] Mrs. Ferris said she's a medium.::Maxwell Smart - Age...
• Episode 5: Maxwell Smart, Private Eye
  Maxwell Smart: Where's the Cone of Silence?::Agent 99: Max, we've leased it to the CIA.::Maxwell Sma...
• Episode 6: Supersonic Boom
  Billet: Gaucho, before I went to work for KAOS... I was an actor. [indicates Goucho to shush]::Bille...
• Episode 7: One of Our Olives Is Missing
  Waiter: [grabs 86 by the lapels, lifting him off the ground] Listen bud, I don't like people to look...
• Episode 8: When Good Fellows Get Together
  Hymie: Groppo is a nice name. I'm looking forward to meeting him.::Maxwell Smart: Hymie, Groppo does...
• Episode 9: Dr. Yes
  The title is a parody of the first James Bond film _Dr. No (1962)_ (qv)....
• Episode 10: That Old Gang of Mine
  Maxwell Smart: Max! How did you do that?...
• Episode 11: The Mild Ones
  Chief: Max, I don't know what I'm going to do about you. You bungle assignment after assignment.::Ma...
• Episode 12: Classification: Dead
  Maxwell Smart: What are you, some kind of a nut that likes to see people die?::Mr. Hercules: Yes, it...
• Episode 13: The Mysterious Dr. T
  Maxwell Smart: Listen, 99, did you find out anything about that restaurant that sold me the poison c...
• Episode 14: The King Lives?
  Maxwell Smart: This is the first time I've ever met a king face to face.::Chief: Not face to face, M...
• Episode 15: The Groovy Guru
  Wanda: [sign] The Grateful Dead are alive and living in Beverly Hills.::Maxwell Smart: [countersign]...
• Episode 16: The Little Black Book: Part 1
  Maxwell Smart: [on regular phone at home] Listen, 99, are you free tonight?...
• Episode 17: The Little Black Book: Part 2
  Maxwell Smart: The old Maxwell-Smart silhouette on the window shade trick. That's the second time KA...
• Episode 18: Don't Look Back
  USA...
• Episode 19: 99 Loses Control
  Maxwell Smart: [Max has two theater tickets] Oh, well you see 99, I was kinda hoping that maybe you ...
• Episode 20: The Wax Max
  Maxwell Smart: [Max and 99 are almost hit by an arrow in the Tunnel of Love] Hm, I wonder what Dr. S...
• Episode 21: Operation Ridiculous
  Maxwell Smart: Well, you fell for the old remote control self propelled spinning doorknob trick....
• Episode 22: Spy, Spy, Birdie
  A.J. Pfister: Won't you please sign my petition?::Maxwell Smart: I'm sorry, Mr. Pfister, but I can't...
• Episode 23: Run, Robot, Run
  Maxwell Smart: [Hymie has just wolfed down Max's hotdog] How did it taste?::Hymie: Delicious. Even t...
• Episode 24: The Hot Line
  Maxwell Smart: [talking on ice-cream phone] There's no time to wait, 99. I wanna catch them red-hand...
• Episode 25: Die, Spy
  KAOS Agent: I'm a sportsman. I'll let you pick the way you wanna die.::Maxwell Smart: Oh. Ok, eh, ho...
• Episode 26: The Reluctant Redhead
  Maxwell Smart: Of couse. Where else would they hide a painting except behind a wall safe?...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: The Impossible Mission
  Agent 99: You're not taking me on this assignment, are you, Max?::Maxwell Smart: Eh... no, I'm not.:...
• Episode 2: Snoopy Smart vs. the Red Baron
  Chief: KAOS has destroyed almost 90% of America's potato crop.::Maxwell Smart: Oh, I didn't know tha...
• Episode 3: Closely Watched Planes
  Busby: [having just learned 86 and 99 are engaged] How long have known her, 86?::Maxwell Smart: Oh, ...
• Episode 4: The Secret of Sam Vittorio
  Agent 99: These are amazing newsreel pictures, Chief!::Chief: They're not newsreel pictures, 99. Con...
• Episode 5: Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend
  Chief: [having just been drenched by a passing car] I'm gonna murder Schleppenheimer for inventing t...
• Episode 6: The Worst Best Man
  Several CONTROL agents meet with foul play. The connection; they are all agents Max asked to be best...
• Episode 7: A Tale of Two Tails
  Chief: [on phone] If you like you can take one of those new comb phones with you....
• Episode 8: The Return of the Ancient Mariner
  Chief: [Max and the Chief show each other their special agent badges] Who wrote Little Women?::Maxwe...
• Episode 9: With Love and Twitches
  Maxwell Smart: [99's mother is at the door] Is she moving in with us already? We're not even married...
• Episode 10: The Laser Blazer
  Maxwell Smart: [Max is trying on a blue blazer] Are you kidding me, this is long enough to be an ove...
• Episode 11: The Farkas Fracas
  Naomi Farkas: I can't get over how many locks you have on your door.::99: Oh well, Max leaves me alo...
• Episode 12: Temporarily Out of CONTROL
  99: [Max has booked a trip to the Caribbean on a banana boat] A banana boat, is that safe?::Maxwell ...
• Episode 13: Schwartz's Island
  Maxwell Smart: This is the strangest island that I've even been on. There's absolutely nothing to ea...
• Episode 14: One Nation Invisible
  The title is from a line in the American Pledge of Allegiance, "One nation indivisible."...
• Episode 15: Hurray for Hollywood
  Victor Polo: The irony of this is exhilerating. Whoever would have thought we'd run into a situation...
• Episode 16: The Day They Raided the Knights
  Maxwell Smart: [99 is lying on a conveyor belt tied to a surfboard] 99, this is no time to go surfin...
• Episode 17: Tequila Mockingbird
  Maxwell Smart: [looking at a photograph] So this is the little devil that cost Conrad Palmeter his l...
• Episode 18: I Shot 86 Today
  Agent 99: Do you think that's our contact over there?::Maxwell Smart: We'll know in a minute, 99, I'...
• Episode 19: Absorb the Greek
  Agent 99: We hate to tell you this, Chief, but we've been tailing you for the last week.::Chief: Why...
• Episode 20: To Sire, with Love: Part 1
  Chief: All I asked for was a moustache, you call that a moustache?::Maxwell Smart: [touching his bus...
• Episode 21: To Sire, with Love: Part 2
  King of Caronia: What is that terrible smell?::99: Eh, horseradish.::King of Caronia: Horseradish? S...
• Episode 22: Shock It to Me
  Maxwell Smart: Wait a minute, Chief, I read about that case in the papers. Three guys went into Fort...
• Episode 23: Leadside
  Chief: Leadside is the most diabolically clever criminal we've ever run across. He's never yet made ...
• Episode 24: Greer Window
  Chief: Where's Max?::Larabee: He's trying to get into the house through the back way.::Chief: That's...
• Episode 25: The Not-So-Great Escape: Part 1
  Siegfried: [addressing captive Control agents] Prisoners of Camp Gitchee Goommee Noonee Wa-Wa, you h...
• Episode 26: The Not-So-Great Escape: Part 2
  Siegfried: Starker?::Starker: Ja?::Siegfried: Why did the dogs run away?::Starker: They didn't like ...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Pheasant Under Glass
  Chief: [meeting on the moon] What took you so long? Do you know what time it is?::Maxwell Smart: Yes...
• Episode 2: Ironhand
  Marco: KAOS has just been aquired by I.H. Industries.::Maxwell Smart: Of course, I.H. Industries. Wh...
• Episode 3: Valerie of the Dolls
  Chief: California is expecting an earthquake. Now this is the perfect alibi for KAOS: they blow Cali...
• Episode 4: Widow Often Annie
  Ann Cameron: [about Maxwell Smart] I'd better move very fast to kill this one.::Schroeder: Why do yo...
• Episode 5: The Treasure of C. Errol Madre
  Chief: When KAOS hijacked that money from us yesterday, Max, it put is into deep financial trouble. ...
• Episode 6: Smart Fell on Alabama
  Chief: Max, this is a suicide mission. Whoever goes, will probably never come back.::Maxwell Smart: ...
• Episode 7: And Baby Makes Four: Part 1
  Larabee: [keeping tabs on a tail] Chief, the cat is headed for the bus terminal.::Chief: So far so g...
• Episode 8: And Baby Makes Four: Part 2
  Maxwell Smart: [Max has climbed up through a trap door in a closet] 99, you wouldn't believe what th...
• Episode 9: Physician Impossible
  Maxwell Smart: [transporting Big Eddie Little to prison by walking a marathon] Well, it won't be lon...
• Episode 10: The Apes of Rath
  Agent 99: [Chuck has slipped on a bananaskin and fell of the rooftop] Oh, Max isn't that ironic? It ...
• Episode 11: Age Before Duty
  Maxwell Smart: [password] I lost my dinghy.::Tough Sailor: I think you're a little dinghy....
• Episode 12: Is This Trip Necessary?
  Chief: [pushes button on intercom] What is it, Larabee?::Larabee: [on other line] How did you know i...
• Episode 13: Ice Station Siegfried
  Chief: [on public phone] General, this is the Chief of Control. I'm in Miami and I won't be able to ...
• Episode 14: Moonlighting Becomes You
  Maxwell Smart: [Max has got Lemon Meringue Pie all over the Chief] Sorry about... that, Chief. What'...
• Episode 15: House of Max: Part 1
  Chief Inspector Sparrow: We don't use old song titles as passwords anymore.::Maxwell Smart: You don'...
• Episode 16: House of Max: Part 2
  Chief Inspector Sparrow: First Jack the Ripper who terrorized London at the turn of the century and ...
• Episode 17: Rebecca of Funny-Folk Farm
  Maxwell Smart: I don't understand how this airline can stay in business when they only carry one pas...
• Episode 18: The Mess of Adrian Listenger
  Maxwell Smart, Agent 86: Well, you forgot one thing, my friend. Adrian Listenger was hard of hearing...
• Episode 19: Witness for the Execution
  Chief: I have a surprise for you. [hands Max a note that says 'Mike hidden']::Maxwell Smart: You're ...
• Episode 20: How Green Was My Valet
  Maxwell Smart: Look at this, 99.::Agent 99: Did you find the fuel?::Maxwell Smart: No, I found a sal...
• Episode 21: And Only Two Ninety-Nine
  Chief: [on phone in his office] 99 is in her bed?::Maxwell Smart: [on phone in bedroom] Well of cour...
• Episode 22: Smartacus
  Chief: [on phone in office] Max, does the name Montague Leach mean anything to you?::Maxwell Smart: ...
• Episode 23: What's It All About, Algie?
  Chief: Larabee, confiscate that plant.::Larabee: I can't Chief. I'm not a priest....
• Episode 24: Hello, Columbus - Goodbye, America
  Maxwell Smart: [looking at Sunflowers by Van Gogh] What would you say that is worth, 99?::Agent 99: ...
• Episode 25: Do I Hear a Vaults?
  Chief: The most obvious place for a book is in a library. And sometimes, the most obvious place is t...
• Episode 26: I Am Curiously Yellow
  The Whip: Old Chinese saying: punishment is companion of failiure.::The Whip: [whips Abe Fu Yung fou...

Smart Guy

Ten-year-old genius (Tahj Mowry) has skipped six grades into high school. This incredible promotion somewhat aggravates his teenage siblings.

Cast

• Tahj Mowry
• John Marshall Jones
• Jason Weaver
• Essence Atkins
• Omar Gooding
• J.D. Walsh
• Dann Florek
• James Kevin Ward
• Arvie Lowe Jr.
• Tinsley Grimes
• Jim Ward
• Oliver Muirhead
• Jordan Wood
• Taraji P. Henson
• Kente Scott
• Charity Hill
• Sebastian Tillinger

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  USA...
• Episode 2: The Code
  Marcus: [complaining about his portrait being painted] That may be my number, but that's not my ches...
• Episode 3: Brother, Brother
  USA...
• Episode 4: Don't Do That Thing You Do
  USA...
• Episode 5: Lab Rats
  USA...
• Episode 6: A Little Knowledge
  USA...
• Episode 7: Baby, It's You and You and You
  USA...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Primary Brothers
  USA...
• Episode 2: Working Guy
  USA...
• Episode 3: Below the Rim
  USA...
• Episode 4: Dateline
  USA...
• Episode 5: Dumbstruck
  TJ Henderson: [temporarily stupid, to his dad] Hey, did you know that if you rearrange the letters i...
• Episode 6: Trial and Error
  The school's chemistry teacher Mr Bringleman presents to his class a very difficult test after which...
• Episode 7: Big Picture
  USA...
• Episode 8: Book Smart
  USA...
• Episode 9: The Dating Game
  USA...
• Episode 10: Love Letters
  USA...
• Episode 11: T.J. versus the Machine
  USA...
• Episode 12: Men Working Badly
  USA...
• Episode 13: Rooferman, Take One
  During this episode, it is announced on the television that New Orleans is playing Indianapolis in t...
• Episode 14: Stop the Presses
  Mackey: Hey, I know it's cold now, but maybe in summer we could go swimming.::Yvette: Why are you ta...
• Episode 15: Bad Boy
  USA...
• Episode 16: Most Hated Man on Campus
  USA...
• Episode 17: Goodbye, Mr. Chimps
  USA...
• Episode 18: Sit In
  USA...
• Episode 19: Strangers on the Net
  USA...
• Episode 20: Gotta Dance
  USA...
• Episode 21: Something Wicked This Way Comes
  USA...
• Episode 22: My Two Dads
  USA...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: She Got Game
  USA...
• Episode 2: Achy Breaky Heart
  USA...
• Episode 3: Love Bug
  USA...
• Episode 4: Henderson House Party
  USA...
• Episode 5: That's My Momma
  USA...
• Episode 6: Beating Is Fundamental
  TJ is accepted into MENSA, where Floyd meets the attractive single mother of another member. Unfortu...
• Episode 7: T.A. or Not T.A.
  USA...
• Episode 8: Boomerang
  USA...
• Episode 9: Get a Job
  USA...
• Episode 10: A Date with Destiny
  Floyd: [upon seeing TJ dressed up to go to his school party with Destiny's Child] Wow! Is that TJ He...
• Episode 11: Break Up Not to Make Up
  USA...
• Episode 12: Diary of a Mad Schoolgirl
  TJ Henderson: [about a project for school] I was thinking we could do the Lizzie Borden murder case....
• Episode 13: Perchance to Dream
  USA...
• Episode 14: From a to Double D
  Floyd: [after Yvette considers getting plastic surgery] I've been thinking about breasts all night.:...
• Episode 15: Can't Buy Me Love
  USA...
• Episode 16: It Takes Two
  [after writing a threatening letter to the president, TJ is concerned about goverment agents checkin...
• Episode 17: I Was a Teenage Sports Wife
  USA...
• Episode 18: Crushed
  USA...
• Episode 19: Cross Talk
  Pete Gilroy: [Yvette walks in on a conversation, not knowing it's about a dog] My Grandson's not onl...
• Episode 20: The Soda Wars
  Marcus: Don't get us wrong, we care about the environment.::Morris L. 'Mo' Tibbs: Give a hoot, don't...
• Episode 21: The Graduate?
  USA...
• Episode 22: Never Too Young
  USA...

House Smarts

Cast

• Lou Manfredini

• Episode : (2008-05-04)
  USA:4 May 2008...
• Episode : (2010-05-09)
  USA:9 May 2010...
• Episode : (2010-09-26)
  USA:26 September 2010...
• Episode : (2008-05-11)
  USA:11 May 2008...
• Episode : (2012-08-04)
  USA:4 August 2012...
• Episode : (2012-08-11)
  USA:11 August 2012...
• Episode : (2012-04-28)
  USA:28 April 2012...
• Episode : (2012-02-12)
  USA:12 February 2012...
• Episode : (2012-05-05)
  USA:5 May 2012...
• Episode : (2010-04-04)
  USA:4 April 2010...
• Episode : (2010-05-16)
  USA:16 May 2010...
• Episode : (2008-04-27)
  USA:27 April 2008...
• Episode : (2010-04-25)
  USA:25 April 2010...
• Episode : (2012-11-17)
  USA:17 November 2012...
• Episode : (2012-03-04)
  USA:4 March 2012...
• Episode : (2012-05-19)
  USA:19 May 2012...
• Episode : (2010-05-23)
  USA:23 May 2010...
• Episode : (2010-04-11)
  USA:11 April 2010...
• Episode : (2012-07-28)
  USA:28 July 2012...
• Episode : (2012-04-21)
  USA:21 April 2012...
• Episode : (2012-01-01)
  USA:1 January 2012...
• Episode : (2012-01-22)
  USA:22 January 2012...
• Episode : (2008-04-20)
  USA:20 April 2008...
• Episode : (2012-02-05)
  USA:5 February 2012...
• Episode : (2010-07-11)
  USA:11 July 2010...
• Episode : (2012-05-26)
  USA:26 May 2012...
• Episode : (2012-01-08)
  USA:8 January 2012...
• Episode : (2012-04-14)
  USA:14 April 2012...
• Episode : (2012-05-12)
  USA:12 May 2012...
• Episode : (2009-06-21)
  USA:21 June 2009...
• Episode : (2010-04-18)
  USA:18 April 2010...
• Episode : (2010-09-19)
  USA:19 September 2010...
• Episode : (2011-12-31)
  USA:31 December 2011...
• Episode : (2010-03-21)
  USA:21 March 2010...
• Episode : (2010-05-02)
  USA:2 May 2010...
• Episode : (2009-05-24)
  USA:24 May 2009...
• Episode : (2009-06-07)
  USA:7 June 2009...
• Episode : (2010-03-28)
  USA:28 March 2010...
• Episode : (2010-05-30)
  USA:30 May 2010...
• Episode : (2009-05-17)
  USA:17 May 2009...
• Episode : (2012-04-07)
  USA:7 April 2012...
• Episode : (2012-01-29)
  USA:29 January 2012...

Smart Cookies

Cast

• Katie Dunsworth
• Angela Self
• Sandra Hanna
• Robyn Gunn
• Andrea Baxter

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Family Time
  Canada:14 February 2008...
• Episode 2: Entertainment
  Canada:10 March 2008...
• Episode 3: Investing
  Canada:17 March 2008...
• Episode 4: Smart Shopper
  Canada:20 March 2008...
• Episode 5: Finding Money in Your Home
  The Cookies show a single gal how to take the stress out of owning a home, by finding money inside i...
• Episode 6: Couples and Money
  The Cookies step in with tips and fun challenges to show a couple who has different views on how to ...
• Episode 7: Vacations
  Canada:14 April 2008...
• Episode 8: Transportation
  The Cookies help an expecting couple get back in the drivers seat as they look for the right car for...
• Episode 9: Household Products
  Canada:28 April 2008...
• Episode 10: Financially Fit
  Canada:7 May 2008...
• Episode 11: Selling Your Home
  Canada:13 May 2008...
• Episode 12: Entertainment on a Budget
  Canada:19 May 2008...
• Episode 13: Work
  Canada:26 May 2008...
• Season 2
• Episode 14: Finding Love and Savings
  Love don't cost a thing... or does it? From online dating, to speed dating, to personal matchmakers ...
• Episode 15: Shape Up
  Saving money when you have kids is no easy task, but the Cookies have tips that will help. The Cooki...
• Episode 16: What's for Dinner?
  Figuring out what to have for dinner is hard enough, never mind having to shop and prep. The Cookies...
• Episode 17: Baby Steps
  It's easy to go gaga over the plethora of baby items available - but do you really need to spend for...
• Episode 18: Planning for Pennies
  You wouldn't do a root canal or an appendectomy on yourself so why don't more of us use a profession...
• Episode 19: Designed to Save
  Most of us know the benefits of putting money in our RRSPs, but we also have short term goals to sav...
• Episode 20: Merchandise Matters
  Get rewarded for going shopping? It sounds great, but how much are you really gaining by racking up ...
• Episode 21: Prepare for Savings
  Instead of just dreaming about that tropical vacation, put a savings plan into action and start savi...
• Episode 22: Rate Your Return
  Why do they call it a tax return when so little of it comes back? The Cookies talk to an expert and ...
• Episode 23: Proper Pay Out
  Buying the right stocks can be a bit of a gamble, but the Cookies show us a few tricks for increasin...
• Episode 24: Focus on Family
  The Cookies are going back to school - money school that is! They take parents and teens to the clas...
• Episode 25: Debt Regret
  Stayed plugged in through cable, Internet and phone is more a necessity than a luxury these days, bu...
• Episode 26: House Rules
  Consider this; you could save thousands of dollars by evaluating your options before you renew your ...
• Season
• Episode : Pilot

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Smart - Bananafishbones
• Smart - Helmet
• City Lights - Smart
• Electrical - Smart

I thought that i was smart
when i took someones car
and i drove it off
but i failed to check the breaks
smart
being smart is art
being art is watching what´s coming round
and then expect what´s coming next
cause everybody else wants sex
smart being smart is art
being art is just what you make of
just what you make of it
smart being smart is art
flies
are bothering my eyes
and oh my face is such a disgrace
and i am hopelessly deranged
birds
are flapping and those flies
are gathering round my body
decomposing me
wondering what the next thing will be
cause everybody else wants sex
smart being smart is art
being art is just what you make of
just what you make of it
smart being smart is art
it`s just not the point to find a way
how to lose your chick
cause you`ve got nothing left to lose exept the flies all around your dick
you`re shaking mommies money tree
in search of a charming poetry
until you wind up caught in cost
with all the cash that you have lost
smart being smart is art
being art is just what you make of
just what you make of it

Hey, it's late
And I can barely see straight
You're barely standing out
You talk, you feel
You wanted something that's real
I am pretending now
I know that you're smart
You mentioned it before
You can read and write, I'll bet
Well baby, you perform
Aim low, you just met me I know
But I feel something right now
So aim low, just let yourself go
All I need is tonight, yeah
Tonight could be
Kept between you and me
I don't need to know your name
Your aim is off
Just boys in here and they're soft
I'll give you something to tame
I know that you're smart
You mentioned it before
You can read and write, I'll bet
Well baby, you perform
I know that you're smart
You mentioned it before
You can read and write, I'll bet
Well baby, you perform
Aim low, you just met me I know
But I feel something right now
So aim low, just let yourself go

City lights in your eyes ‘til the morning rises
And swallows up your pride
Feel the alive, fell the fire this smoke is infectious
One dance left, pray you don’t get burnt
Sell your lies ‘til the nightmare defines you
And swallows up your life
To ignite to inspire, these foreign objectives
One more chance, pray you don’t get hurt
Oh my God we’re going down
City lights for a serenade
Shooting stars on your wedding day
Fall apart when I see your face
And run away, run away
Open eyes, fall apart when the morning rises
Lighting all your cracks
Take a call, someone old, when you coming home girl
One breath left, pray you make it last
Oh my God we’re going down
City lights for a serenade
Shooting stars on your wedding day
Fall apart when I see your face
And run away, run away
Go tell your lies
(go tell your lies)
I’m looking in your eyes
(in your eyes)
And I can see to my surprise, your light that used to
shine
Fades into City lights
(these city lights)
City lights for a serenade
Shooting stars on your wedding day
Fall apart when I see your face

Sunlight open up my eyes
Maybe I’ll be fine again, again, again
Sober, running out of lies
Maybe ill be fine again, again, again
Oh get ready I’m a light in the dark
It’s the fire in your belly and the blood in your heart
Gonna bury my foes, tear them apart
Electrical, Electrical
Take your time and make it last
Maybe I will cry again, again, again
Let go twenty years the past
Watch me as I fly again, again, again
Oh get ready I’m a light in the dark
It’s the fire in your belly and the blood in your heart
Gonna bury my foes, tear them apart
Electrical, Electrical
Can you feel it in your lungs
Everything that you’ve become
Electrical, electrical
Oh get ready I’m a light in the dark
It’s the fire in your belly and the blood in your heart
Gonna bury my foes, tear them apart