Animaniacs

Ensemble cast of off-the-wall Warner Brothers characters, appearing in a wide variety of roles. Wakko, Yakko, and Dot Warner, are WB Studio creations who were just too "zany" to be of any use to the studio. Pinky and the Brain are two mice bent on world domination. Rita and Runt are a cat and dog team, who get into perilous situations every episode, put always seem to find time to sing a song. Bobby, Pesto, and Squit are the Goodfeathers, part of a New York mob of pigeons, who worship 'Martin Scorsese' (qv). Slappy the Squirrel is a late middle-age squirrel; she starred in a series of popular cartoons in the Golden Age. Buttons is a watch-dog, charged with watching the mischievous toddler, Mindy. Chicken Boo is a giant chicken trying to integrate into human society. Flavio and Marita are two urbane hippopotami.

Cast

• Rob Paulsen
• Jess Harnell
• Tress MacNeille
• Sherri Stoner
• Maurice LaMarche
• Nathan Ruegger
• Frank Welker
• Nancy Cartwright
• Chick Vennera

• Season 1
• Episode 1: De-Zanitized/The Monkey Song/Nighty-Night Toon
  Wakko: Maybe you should see a P-psychiatrist.::Dr. Scratchensniff: I AM a P-psych... I mean, a psych...
• Episode 2: Yakko's World/Cookies for Einstein/Win Big
  Einstein: Cookies? What would I do with cookies?::Dot: You eat 'em, silly mustache man! Whoa, dumber...
• Episode 3: H.M.S. Yakko/Slappy Goes Walnuts/Yakko's Universe Song
  Skippy Squirrel: But those were cartoons! This is real life!::Slappy Squirrel: [to the audience] Don...
• Episode 4: Hooked on a Ceiling/Goodfeathers: The Beginning
  Wakko: Yakko, I'm confused.::Yakko: What else is new?...
• Episode 5: Taming of the Screwy
  Bea Arthur: [Bea Arther is sitting at a fancy party with Danny DeVito who is dressed as The Penguin,...
• Episode 6: Flipper Parody/Temporary Insanity/Operation: Lollipop/What Are We?
  Yakko: [helping Plotz to sign some papers] Sign here, here, here and here.::Mr. Plotz: By the way. W...
• Episode 7: Piano Rag/When Rita Met Runt
  Rita: All right, Bub, who are you?::Runt: My name's Runt, but my master calls me stupid....
• Episode 8: The Warner's Lot Song/The Big Candy Store/Bumbie's Mom
  Skippy Squirrel: [Bumbie's Mom gets shot] Bumbie's Mommy... WAAAAAAH!::Slappy Squirrel: [Surprised o...
• Episode 9: Wally Llama/Where Rodents Dare
  The famed Wally Llama knows much, and can answer almost any question. But after being asked so many ...
• Episode 10: King Yakko
  Yakko: Citiziens of Anvilania. I stand before you, 'cause if I was behind you you wouldn't see me....
• Episode 11: No Pain, No Painting/Les Miseranimals
  Yakko, Wakko, Dot: [singing to the tune of Frere Jaques] Frere Warner, Frere Warner/Whats that mean?...
• Episode 12: Garage Sale of the Century/West Side Pigeons
  The Godpidgeon: [in gibberish, subtitled] Hey, you want to go to a car lot?::Squit: I'm sorry... I d...
• Episode 13: Hello Nice Warners/La Behemoth/Little Old Slappy from Pasadena
  Mr. Director: I'm balled over. That was good. You kids got it. You got that special zingy thing. Tha...
• Episode 14: La La Law/Cat on a Hot Steel Beam
  USA:30 September 1993...
• Episode 15: Space Probed/Battle for the Planet
  Japan:1 October 1993...
• Episode 16: Chalkboard Bungle/Hurray for Slappy/The Great Wakkorotti: The Master & His Music
  Miss Flamiel: We'll move on to science. Dot, what can you tell me about the great scientists of the ...
• Episode 17: Roll Over, Beethoven/The Cat and the Fiddle
  Wakko: [after trying to play Beethoven's hearing aide as if it were a brass instrument] Where's the ...
• Episode 18: Pavlov's Mice/Chicken Boo-Ryshnikov/Nothing But the Tooth
  Japan:6 October 1993...
• Episode 19: Meatballs or Consequences/A Moving Experience
  Dot: Are we dead?::Yakko Warner: Or is this Ohio?...
• Episode 20: The Flame/Wakko's America/Davey Omelette/Four Score and Seven Migraines Ago
  Japan:11 October 1993...
• Episode 21: Hitchcock Opening/Hearts of Twilight/The Boids
  Yakko: [serious voice over] We were each chosen for our unique abilities. That's Dot. Her specialty:...
• Episode 22: Guardin' in the Garden/Plane Pals
  A disgruntled businessman is irked even further when his flight has to move him from his usual 1st c...
• Episode 23: Be Careful What You Eat/Up the Crazy River/To Da Dump, to Da Dump, to Da Dump Dump Dump
  USA:15 October 1993...
• Episode 24: Yakko's World of Baldness/Opportunity Knox/Wings Take Heart
  Brain: Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night.::Pinky: Why, Brain? What are we gonna do tom...
• Episode 25: Distasterpiece Theatre/Hercule Yakko/Home on De-Nile/A Midsummer Night's Dream
  Pixie: [takeoff of Shakespeare] Oh, what fools these Warners be!...
• Episode 26: Testimonials/Babblin' Bijou/Potty Emergency/Sir Yaksalot
  During the "Sir Yaksalot" sketch, the Warners lead King Arthur into the war room where a conference ...
• Episode 27: You Risk Your Life/I Got Yer Can/Jockey for Position
  OFM:35 mm...
• Episode 28: Moby or Not Moby/Mesozoic Mindy/The Good, the Boo and the Ugly
  USA:26 October 1993...
• Episode 29: Draculee, Draculaa/Phranken-Runt
  Yakko: On second thought let's start the search tomorrow. I'm tired.::Wakko: I'm hungry.::Dot: I'm c...
• Episode 30: Hot, Bothered, and Bedeviled/Moon Over Minerva/Skullhead Boneyhands
  Satan: And now prepare to suffer indescribable torment!::Yakko: Another Bob Hope special?...
• Episode 31: O Silly Mio/Puttin' on the Blitz/The Great Wakkorotti: The Summer Concert
  Japan...
• Episode 32: Chairman of the Bored/Planets Song/Astro-Buttons
  USA:2 November 1993...
• Episode 33: Cartoons in Wakko's Body/Noah's Lark/The Big Kiss/Hiccup
  Two 'Joe Pesci' (qv) roles are referenced in the segment "Hiccup": the regular character Pesto, who ...
• Episode 34: Clown and Out/Bubba Bo Bob Brain
  USA:4 November 1993...
• Episode 35: Very Special Opening/In the Garden of Mindy/No Place Like Homeless/Katie Ka-Boo/Baghdad Cafe
  Sudan Hinsane: Do you know who I am?::Yakko: Why, did you forget?...
• Episode 36: Critical Condition/The Three Muska-Warners
  Slappy Squirrel: [Disguised as a cashier at a concession stand] May I help you, or did the Goodyear ...
• Episode 37: Dough Dough Boys/Boot Camping/General Boo-Regard
  USA:9 November 1993...
• Episode 38: Spell-Bound
  USA:10 November 1993...
• Episode 39: Smitten with Kittens/Alas Poor Skullhead/White Gloves
  OFM:35 mm...
• Episode 40: Casablanca Opening/Fair Game/The Slapper/Puppet Rulers
  Randy Beaman's Pal: Ok, one time Randy Beaman knew this creepy guy, and Randy Beaman says to him, ge...
• Episode 41: Buttermilk, It Makes a Body Bitter/Broadcast Nusiance/Raging Bird
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 42: Animator's Alley/Can't Buy a Thrill/Holly Woodchuck
  Japan:16 November 1993...
• Episode 43: Of Nice and Men/What a Dump/Survey Ladies
  [Rita and Runt jump off a train into a pile of hay]::Runt: That was fun! Let's do it again!::Rita: O...
• Episode 44: Useless Facts/The Senses/The World Can Wait/Kiki's Kitten
  [Rita is thrown into a gorilla habitat]::Rita: Something tells me I'm gonna hate this episode....
• Episode 45: Mary Tyler Dot Song/Windsor Hassle/...And Justice for Slappy
  Queen Elizabeth II: Put some elbow into it! We must have this room ready for the banquet tonight! Ch...
• Episode 46: Turkey Jerky/Wild Blue Yonder
  USA:22 November 1993...
• Episode 47: Video Review/When Mice Ruled the Earth
  USA:23 November 1993...
• Episode 48: Mobster Mash/Lake Titicaca/Icebreakers
  USA:24 November 1993...
• Episode 49: A Christmas Plotz/Little Drummer Warners
  USA:6 December 1993...
• Episode 50: Slippin' on the Ice Song/'Twas the Day Before Christmas/Jingle Boo/The Great Wakkorotti: The Holiday Concert/Toy Shop Terror/Yakko's Universe
  Yakko Warner: So 'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house::Dot Warner: Some creatu...
• Episode 51: Branimaniacs/The Warners and the Beanstalk/Frontier Slappy
  Slappy Squirrel: [Daniel Boone is attempting to chop down Slappy's home] Hey! You break this tree, a...
• Episode 52: Ups and Downs/The Brave Little Trailer/Yes, Always
  Japan:11 February 1994...
• Episode 53: Drive-Insane/Girlfeathers/I'm Cute
  USA:14 February 1994...
• Episode 54: Brain Meets Brawn/Meet Minerva
  USA:15 February 1994...
• Episode 55: Gold Rush/A Gift of Gold/Dot's Quiet Time
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 56: Schnitzelbank/The Helpinki Formula/Le Bouton et le Ballon/Kung Boo
  USA:16 February 1994...
• Episode 57: Of Course You Know, This Means Warners/Up a Tree/Wakko's Gizmo
  Runt: Rita, wake up!::Rita: Are we in Chicago?::Runt: No, this is Nebraska, definitely Nebraska. Or ...
• Episode 58: Oh, Oh, Ethel/Meet John Brain/Smell Ya Later/Spike
  Japan:18 February 1994...
• Episode 59: Ragamuffins/Woodstock Slappy
  Slappy Squirrel: ["The Who" is playing on Stage] Skippy, what's the name of the Band, playing on Sta...
• Episode 60: Karaoke Dokie/The Cranial Crusader/The Chicken Who Loved Me
  USA:2 March 1994...
• Episode 61: Baloney & Kids/Super Buttons/Katie Ka-Boom: The Driving Lesson
  Yakko Warner: Is that cute girl coming back?::Baloney: Cute girl? Goshums, Yakko, I don't know what ...
• Episode 62: Scare Happy Slappy/Witch One/Macbeth
  The Judge: Good morning, witch!::Witch Hazel: Uh, me?::The Judge: No, you old wombat, the shopkeeper...
• Episode 63: With Three You Get Eggroll/Mermaid Mindy/Katie Ka-Boom: Call Waiting
  Japan:9 May 1994...
• Episode 64: Lookit the Fuzzy Heads/No Face Like Home
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 65: The Warners' 65th Anniversary Special
  OFM:35 mm...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Take My Siblings, Please/The Mindy 500/Morning Malaise
  The cartoon title is based upon 'Henny Youngman' (qv)'s signature joke, "Now take my wife. Please!"...
• Episode 2: Miami Mama-Mia/Pigeon on the Roof
  USA:5 November 1994...
• Episode 3: We're No Pigeons/Whistle Stop Mindy/Katie Ka-Boom: The Broken Date
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 4: I'm Mad/Bad Mood Bobby/Katie Ka-Boom: The Blemish/Fake
  USA:12 November 1994...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Super Strong Warner Siblings/Nutcracker Slappy/Wakko's New Gookie/A Quake, a Quake!
  Yakko Warner, Wakko Warner, Dot Warner: [to the tune of "London Bridge Is Falling Down"] L.A. town i...
• Episode 2: Variety Speak/Three Tenors and You're Out/Bingo
  USA:16 September 1995...
• Episode 3: Deduces Wild/Rest in Piece/U.N. Me
  USA:9 September 1995...
• Episode 4: A Hard Days Warner/Gimme a Break/Please Get a Life Foundation
  Yakko Warner: Is this you? Are you happily engrossed in inconsequential cartoon trivia to the point ...
• Episode 5: The Tiger Prince/All the Words in the English Language/The Kid in the Lid/Method to Her Madness
  Japan:30 September 1995...
• Episode 6: The Presidents/Don't Tread on Us/The Flame Returns
  Japan:11 November 1995...
• Episode 7: Gimme the Works/Buttons in Ows/Hercules Unwound
  Japan:21 October 1995...
• Episode 8: This Pun for Hire/Star Truck/Go Fish/Multiplication
  USA:4 November 1995...
• Episode 9: My Mother the Squirrel/The Party/Oh! Say Can You See/The Twelve Days of Christmas Song
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 10: Soccer Coach Slappy/Belly Button Blues/Our Final Space Cartoon, We Promise/Valuable Lesson
  Slappy is the coach of a Soccer team. Skippy keeps getting hit in the face by the ball, causing him ...
• Episode 11: Dot's Entertainment/The Girl with the Googily Goop/Gunga Dot
  USA:3 February 1996...
• Episode 12: Panama Canal/The Ballad of Magellan/The Big Wrap Party Tonight
  Wakko proves to Schratchnsniff that his song made of two-notes is actual music. A song on the Latin ...
• Episode 13: The Sound of Warners/Yabba Dabba Boo
  USA:18 November 1995...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock
  USA:7 September 1996...
• Episode 2: Cutie and the Beast/Boo Happens/Noel
  [the show has just ended]::Dot: Phew! Am I glad that's over!::Yakko: Oh! I have a headache this big,...
• Episode 3: Jokahontas/Boids on the Hood/Mighty Wakko at the Bat
  USA:14 September 1996...
• Episode 4: A Very Very Very Very Special Show/Night of the Living Buttons/Soda Jerk
  USA:21 September 1996...
• Episode 5: From Burbank with Love/Anchors A-Warners/When You're Traveling from Nantucket
  USA:28 September 1996...
• Episode 6: Papers for Pappa/Amazing Gladiators/Pinky and the Ralph
  USA:19 October 1996...
• Episode 7: Ten Short Films About Wakko Warner/No Time for Love/The Boo Network
  USA:2 November 1996...
• Episode 8: Pitter Patter of Little Feet/Mindy in Wonderland/Ralph's Wedding
  Japan:16 November 1996...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Back in Style/Bones in the Body
  RAT:1.33 : 1...
• Episode 2: It/Dot: The Macadamia Nut/Bully for Skippy
  USA:13 September 1997...
• Episode 3: Cute First (Ask Questions Later)/Acquaintances/Here Comes Attila/Boo Wonder
  USA:11 October 1997...
• Episode 4: Magic Time/The Brain's Apprentice
  USA:9 May 1998...
• Episode 5: Hurray for North Hollywood: Part 1
  USA:3 January 1998...
• Episode 6: Hurray for North Hollywood: Part 2
  USA:3 January 1998...
• Episode 7: The Carpool/The Sunshine Squirrels
  USA:21 February 1998...
• Episode 8: The Christmas Tree/Punchline: Part I/Prom Night/Punchline: Part II
  USA:25 April 1998...
• Episode 9: Birds on a Wire/The Scoring Session/The Animaniacs Suite
  USA:14 November 1998...

• Animaniacs - TV Theme Songs
• I'm Mad - Animaniacs
• Yes Brothers Warners We - Animaniacs
• Variety Speak - Animaniacs
• THEME SONG - Animaniacs
• Theme From Dangeresque - Animaniacs
• The Senses - Animaniacs
• The Presidents - Animaniacs
• The Planets - Animaniacs
• The Panama Canal - Animaniacs
• The Etiquette Song - Animaniacs
• The Anvil Song - Animaniacs
• Slappy Squirrel Theme - Animaniacs
• Be Careful What You Eat - Animaniacs
• Several Drops Of Rain - Animaniacs
• Schnitzelbank - Animaniacs
• Pinky And The Brain - Animaniacs
• Parts Of The Brain - Animaniacs
• Nifty Fifty United States And Capitals, Yakko, Ani - Animaniacs
• Animaniacs - Animaniacs
• Nations Of The World - Animaniacs
• Multiplication - Animaniacs
• Macadamia Nut - Animaniacs
• Let The Anvils Ring - Animaniacs
• I'm Nobody's Momma - Animaniacs
• I'm Cute - Animaniacs
• I Want Quiet By Dot Warner - Animaniacs
• I Am The Very Model Of A Cartoon Individual - Animaniacs
• Dot's Quiet Time - Animaniacs
• Captain Mel - Animaniacs
• All The Words In The English Language (Part 2) - Animaniacs
• All The Words In The English Language (Part 1) - Animaniacs
• A Quake! A Quake! - Animaniacs

It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're Animaniacs!
Come join the Warner Brothers
And the Warner Sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot.
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
And now you know the plot!
We're Animaniacs!
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks.
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax.
(or We've got wisecracks by the stacks.)
(or We pay tons of income tax.)
We're Animaniacs!
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe.
(or Meet Ralph and Dr Scratchansniff; say hi to Hello Nurse.)
Goodfeathers flock together; Slappy whacks 'em with her purse.
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse.
The writers flipped; we have no script
Why bother to rehearse?
Cast : We're Animaniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts.
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks.
We're Animanie,
Totally insaney
(alternate endings)
Here's the show's namey
Pinky and The Brainy
Come back, Shaney
The rain in Spainy
Cockamamie
Shirley MacLainey
How urbaney
Citizen Kaney
Andromeda Strainy
Where's Lon Chaney?
Eisenhower Mamie
Miss Cellany
Chicken Chow Meiny
Dana Delaney
No pain, no gainy
Hydroplaney
Money down the drainy
Penny Laney
Ehhh...
Tarzan and Janey
Novocainey
Here's the Flamey
Meet Mark Twainy
Presidential campaigny
Hunchback of Notre Damey
Bowling laney
Bangor, Mainey
Frasier Craney
Mister Haney
Quiche lorrainey
Lake Champlainy
High octaney
Public domainy
Cast : Animaniacs!
Those are the facts.

DrSns: Wake up! It's late!
It's twenty minutes after eight
Everyone get up; it's time to go
Up and at 'em now
Come on; shake a leg
Have some juice and scrambled egg
On the floor and out the door
Let's get on our way.
Dot : Hey, watch out!
Yakko: What's the matter?
Dot : You almost knocked me off the ladder
Yakko: No I didn't
Dot : Yes you did; I almost fell
Yakko: Don't exaggerate
Dot : I'm not
Yakko: Yeah, right
Dot : Are you trying to pick a fight?
Yakko: Will you get out of my face?!
Dot : Well, you're always in my space
DrSns: Hey get off each other's case
Because we're trying to get along.
Wakko: I want pancakes
Or a waffle
This tastes awful
Is that all we've got?
Can't find my clothes
And I need to blow my nose
And my socks are full holes
And my shoelace has a knot.
Dot : That's my toothbrush
Yakko: No it's not
Dot : Well, it's sitting in my slot
Yakko: No it isn't; this is mine and that one's yours
Dot : Well, you're standing in my way
Yakko: Yeah, that's tough
DrSns: Alright now that's enough
Everybody get your stuff
Because we're going out the door.
DrSns: Every time we get into the car
It's so much work
It takes us twenty minutes
While you're driving me berserk
With your playing und your jumping
Und your running all about
When I finally get you inside
You always lock me out!
Dot : I'm mad, I'm mad
I'm really, really, really mad
You poked me with your elbow in my side
Yakko: No I didn't!
Dot : Yes you did
Yakko: Nuh-uh
Dot : You did
And I'm just a little kid
You're lying; don't deny it
Yakko: Oh, I'm gonna hit you
Dot : Yeah, just try it
DrSns: Will both of you be quiet
'Cause we're driving in a car!
Dot : Ow, he hit me!
Yakko: Ow, she bit me!
Dot : He said he's gonna "get me"
Yakko: No I didn't
Dot : Yes you did!
DrSns: Alright that's it; now I forbid
Either one of you to say another word!
Wakko: Are we there yet?
I'm tired.
I'm hungry.
How far?
My nose is snotty
Need to move my body
Gotta use the potty
Better stop the car.
Dot : Stop it!
Yakko: No, you stop it
DrSns: Why can't you both just drop it?
Dot : Well, he started it
Yakko: Oh, yeah, I'm really sure, uh-huh
Dot : Na-ah
Yakko: Uh-uh
Dot : It's your fault
Yakko: No it's not.
Your leg is in my spot
DrSns: Yakko you be quiet
Und that goes for you too, Dot!
DrSnS: Every time we take a trip
It's always just the same
With the fighting und the biting
Und the calling all those names
Then there's pushing und there's shoving
Und there's scratching on the neck
When we finally get to where we're going
Everyone's a wreck!
YW+D : Yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak yak!
Dot : I'm mad, I'm mad Wakko: Are we there yet?
I'm really, really, really mad I'm tired.
You poked me with your elbow in my side I'm hungry.
Yakko: No I didn't! How far?
Dot : Yes, you did, you did My nose is snotty
And I'm just a little kid Need to move my body
DrSns: Will both of you be quiet Got to use the potty
'Cause we're driving in a car! Better stop the car.
DrSns: We're here, we're here
Doesn't anybody want to give a cheer?
Yakko: You mean this is where we're all gonna spend the day?
Dot : At the circus?!
Wakko: Hey, guys, look! They got rides!
DrSns: Now you're satisfied?
Alright, everyone inside
And let's have some fun, okay?
YW+D : Yay!!!
Dot : I'm glad, I'm glad
What a really great time we had
Did you see those lions and those tigers
Weren't they neat?
DrSns: Are you happy now?
Dot : We are; thanks a lot
I'm sorry that we fought
From now on I'll get along
Yakko: That's alright, Dot; I was wrong
DrSns: Ah that's nice, now come along
Let's all get in the car.
Dot : You can take the seat you like
You're always so gallant
Yakko: Ah, thank you, Dot, but ladies first
You take the seat you want
DrSns: Everybody's happy now
We've had a real good day
Und now it's time to go back home
So let's be on our way.
Dot : You hit me
Yakko: No I didn't
Dot : Yes you did. Stop it!
Yakko: No, you stop it
Dot : Move your leg
Yakko: No, you move your leg
Dot : You started it
Yakko: No I didn't, you did
Dot : No I didn't, you did
Yakko: So what?
Dot : You always start it!
Yakko: Don't you cross that line!
Dot : You're not the boss of me!
Yakko: This is where the line is, right here!
Dot : Oh yeah? Since when? Get out of my face! I'm the boss here!

We surf the seas
The Warner's we three be
to catch a gaze of a beach to get some rays
We'll never sink, our board's not what you think
It's got a tail, in fact. it is a whale!
[In spoken word:(~Dot: So Long Pal~
~Wakko: Stay Outta Trouble~
~Yakko: Thanks for the ride~
~Dot: We'll See you after the show~
~Yakko: We're going for Sushi~)]
Yes brothers Wanner's we, and the Warner sister
you'd like her if you kissed her

In Hollywood they have a different language that they speak
It's spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week
It's found inside Variety, a magazine they use
And no one understands it when they read the movie news
Like, Hix makes pix but the flick needs fix
Means someone made a movie that bombed
The veeps in charge are now at large
Means everyone involved is gone
The plot conflix, no beautiful chix
So it's coming out on video soon
They're taking their lix
'Cause the critics say nix
And the editors are gonna try to fix it in the mix
But the stock sees green on page thirteen
Means Disney's up a nickel a share
Stallone cuts deal for a major reel
Means Rocky number six, so beware
If you want the poop or you need the scoop
On Hollywood town this week
You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety Speak
Bob-a-doo-bop, a-bob-a-doo-bah
Bob-a-doo-bop, a-bob-a-doo-bah
A boffo smash makes Warner cash
Means there's gonna be a sequel next year
But Paramount hurts and they're losing their shirts
Means Schwarzenegger's doing King Lear
Oliver Stone does next Home Alone
Means he's getting paid an arm and a leg
The budget goes crunch but his name packs punch
So they called up the accountants and they're gonna do lunch
Well, the ratings smile on the O.J. trial
Means a movie of the week to premiere
Universal cuts deal with Mister Spiel
To do a hundred thousand movies a year
You gotta play it smart if you wanna be part
Of the crowd that's hip and chic
You're gonna have to learn to talk that Variety Speak
Bob-a-doo-bop, a-bob-a-doo-bah
Bob-a-doo-bop, a-bob-a-doo-bah
Normal talk makes producers walk
You might as well speak Greek
You're gonna have to learn
Or the meeting will adjourn
Unless, my friend, you learn that Variety Speak
Bob-a-doo-bop, a-bob-a-doo-bah
Bob-a-doo-bop, a-bob-a-doo-bah

It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh 'til you collapse
We're animan-iacs
Come join the warner brothers
And the Warner sister, Dot
Just for fun we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose
and now you know the plot
We're animaniacs
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax
We're Animaniacs
Meet Pinky and the Brain who want to rule the universe
Good Feathers flock together, Slappy whacks 'em with her purse
Buttons chases Mindy while Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped we have no script why bother to rehearse
We're animaniacs
We have pay or play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks
We're animany
Totally insaney
Here's the shows name-y [changes from time to time]
Animaniacs

Today is all right for toniiight!
Drivin' in a Corvette and feelin' alright!
Today is all right for toniiiiight!!!

The sense of sight is what guides us right
When we go out on walks
The sense of smells, the way you tell
That you need to change your socks
The sense of touch is what hurts so much
When you bang your toe on the bed
The sense of hearing is something good
'Cause if a tree falls in the wood
Would there be a sound? You bet there would
If it landed on top of your head
Your head, if a tree lands on top of your head
The sense of taste affects your waist
Which makes five senses in all
There's a sixth sense, too but it's hard to explain
It's a psychic connection that's inside your brain
So you can understand people like Shirley MacLaine
Who wear crystals they bought in the mall
The mall, who wear crystals they bought in the mall
And now the other senses
There are scents you can smell
Like cologne from Chanel
Or the scents of expensive perfume
There are scents of flowers
We hope overpowers
The kitty box next to your room, phew
There's a sense of pride
You have deep down inside
When you practice a sense of fair play
There are dollars and cents that you pay at a toll
Or the census man who is taking a poll
And a sense of confusion, we're out of control
And they really should take us away, away
They really should take us away
There's a sense of humor
A sense of doom
Or a sense of awe, sense of timing
The sense of a word
A sense of absurd
Like trying to do all this rhyming
There's incense
And horse sense
And common sense, it's true
Sense of wonder, sense of beauty
Sense of honor, sense of duty
A sense of doubt, a sense of danger
A sense of fear, when you meet a stranger
A sense of style, a sense of worth
A sense of direction for knowing the earth
A sense of dread as we're singing this song
That it's starting to turn out completely all wrong
And it's time that we end it because it's too long
'Cause it just doesn't make any sense, no sense

Heigh ho, do you know
The names of the U.S. residents
Who then became the presidents
And got a view from the White House loo
Of Pennsylvania Avenue?
George Washington was the first, you see
He once chopped down a cherry tree
President number two would be
John Adams and then number three
George Washington was the first, you see
He once chopped down a cherry tree
President number two would be
John Adams and then number three
Tom Jefferson stayed up to write
The Declaration late at night
So he and his wife had a great big fight
And she made him sleep on the couch all night
Tom Jefferson stayed up to write
The Constitution late at night
So he and his wife had a great big fight
And she made him sleep on the couch all night
James Madison never had a son
And he fought the War of 1812
James Monroe's colossal nose
Was bigger than Pinocchio's
John Quincy Adams was number six
And it's Andrew Jackson's butt he kicks
So Jackson learns to play politics
Next time he's the one that the country picks
Martin Van Burne, number eight
For a one-term shot as Chief of State
William Harrison, how do you praise?
That guy was dead in thirty days
John Tyler, he liked country folk
And after him came President Polk
Zachary Taylor liked to smoke
His breath killed friends whenever he spoke
Eighteen fifty, really nifty
Millard Fillmore's in
Young and fierce was Franklin Pierce
The man without a chin
Follows next a period spannin'
Four long years with James Buchanan
Then the South starts shootin' cannon
And we've got a civil war
A war, a war down south in Dixie
Up to bat comes old Abe Lincoln
There's a guy who's really thinkin'
Kept the United States from shrinkin'
Saved the ship of state from sinkin'
Andrew Johnson's next
He had some slight defects
Congress each would impeach
And so the country now elects
Ulysses Simpson Grant
Who would scream and rave and rant
While drinking whiskey although risky
'Cause he'd spill it on his pants
It's eighteen seventy-seven
And the Democrats would gloat
But they're all amazed when Rutherford Hayes
Wins by just one vote
James Garfield, someone really hated
'Cause he was assassinated
Chester Arthur gets instated
Four years later, he was traded
For Grover Cleveland, really fat
Elected twice as a Democrat
Then Benjamin Harrison, after that
It's William McKinley up to bat
Teddy Roosevelt charged up San Juan Hill
And President Taft, he got the bill
In 1913 Woodrow
Wilson takes us into World War One
Warren Harding next in line
It's Calvin Coolidge; he does fine
And then in nineteen twenty-nine
The market crashes and we find
Warren Harding, he does fine
It's Calvin Coolidge next in line
And then in nineteen twenty-nine
The market crashes and we find
It's Herbert Hoover's big debut
He gets the blame and loses to
Franklin Roosevelt, president who
Helped us win in World War Two
Harry Truman, weird little human
Serves two terms and when he's done
It's Eisenhower who's got the power
From fifty-three to sixty-one
John Kennedy had Camelot
Then Lyndon Johnson took his spot
Richard Nixon, he gets caught
And Gerald Ford fell down a lot
John F. Kennedy, he gets shot
So Lyndon Johnson takes his spot
Richard Nixon, he gets caught
And Gerald Ford fell down a lot
Jimmy Carter liked campaign trips
And Ronald Reagan's speeches' scripts
All came from famous movie clips
And President Bush said, "read my lips"
Now in Washington D.C.
There's Democrats and the G.O.P.
But the ones in charge are plain to see
The Clinton's, Bill and Hillary
Now in Washington D.C.
There's Democrats and the G.O.P.
But the one in charge is plain to see
It's Clinton, first name Hillary
The next president to lead the way
Well, it just might be yourself one day
Then the press will distort everything you say

It's time to tour the planets that make up our solar system, come on
The closest to the sun is the planet Mercury
Next the shrouded planet Venus
Is as covered as can be
The Earth is next, we call it home
Let's hope it stays that way
And then there's Mars, it's really red
What more can I say?
The gassy planet Jupiter's
As big as planets come
Then there's Saturn with its mighty rings
Made up of tiny crumbs
We travel on to Neptune
That's a gassy-freezy ball
And cold and tiny Pluto
It's the furthest one of all
Well, there you go, that's our solar system

Got a trap steamer, my ship's called Hal
Forty miles on the Panama Canal
Got a cargo of sodas, they are local
Forty miles on the Panama canal
Sailing 'cross the Carribean Sea
Do the Pacific in a jiffy
Puru, Panama but not on land
I'd look silly with my ship in the sand
Yo Hal, try that canal
Yo Hal, the canal is your pal
You can sail a cargo ship
From sea to shining sea
Through the Panama Canal
For a nominal fee
You enter a lock, it's a ship coral
Forty miles on the Panama Canal
You pay your money then get a decal
Forty miles on the Panama Canal
You cross the locks, they number three
Full of water for you and me
100 feet wide, 41 feet deep
Water enough to drench a sheep
High lock, up goes the ship
Low lock, the ship takes a dip
First they raise the water level
Then lower it again
'Cross the Panama Canal, it's really zen
We pass the locks, with good moral
Forty miles on the Panama Canal
The crew yells out, "Thank you, Hal"
Forty miles on the Panama Canal
You're welcome, men, wasn't that fun?
Forty miles, our voyage is done
For I'm full on now past Balboa

When you walk into a party
It's a formal universe
So you jump up on your host
And with a kiss say, "Hello, nurse"
Remember that good diction
Reflects so well on you
So practice all your vowel sounds
By saying, "A, E, I, O, U, U, U, U, U"
To use the right utensil's
One of etiquette's demands
So we recommend you throw them out
And eat with your hands
A salad fork
A dinner fork
A butter knife
A water glass
A soup spoon
A dinner knife
A fork for eating pickled bass
An oyster fork, dessert spoon
A napkin and a finger bowl
A dinner spoon, a salad knife
A bread plate for your dinner roll
We've heard the rules you need to know
To make that social climb
But we'd rather spend our energy

Yakko : An anvil's black and shiny
Dot : It's very heavy too
Wakko : So watch out, my chubby friend
YW+D : Or one will fall on you!
Baloney: (spoken) On me? Heh hah huh huh!
(CLANG!)
Dot : (spoken) That wasn't pretty.
Yakko : But it had to be done.
Baloney: Heh huh huh huh huh! Great song! Heh huh huh huh!
Neato completo yippie!
Wakko : It's unstoppable!!!
Yakko : Call in the National Guard!
Dot : Or Tonya Harding's bodyguard!
Baloney: Let's sing it again! I lovey-dovey loved it!
YW+D : OK!
Yakko : It's made of solid iron
Dot : It weighs a ton or two
Wakko : We know you'd like to meet it
YW+D : It wants to meet you too!
Baloney: Huh hu--
(CLANG!)
Baloney: (spoken) Yay! Let's do it again!

She's a cranky old critter
She's bitter, we warn ya
She lurks in a treehouse
In Burbank, California
Along with a nephew
He says spew, he's cheerful
When his aunt starts to rant
She gives him an earful
She's grumpy, He's happy
It's generation-gappy
Take a whirl with the squirrels
Skippy and Slappy
-Oh put a sock in it

Wakko: (Spoken) Hey Let's get some ice cream.
Dot: How 'bout this one?
Pistachio Almond Fruit Fudge Buttterscotch Delight
Yakko: Ingredients Zinc Trisodium Aspartate,
Sorbatale, and Bisulfate
Oxide, Beta Caratine
Lactic Acid, Carab Bean
(music begins)
Yakko: Grade A milk emulsified
Malto-dextrin alkalide
Silicon deoxylite
Lots of sugar,
W D : Hey, all right!
Yakko: Calcified synthetic salt
Artificial barley malt
Glycerine and aspartate
Folic acid,
Wakko: That tastes great!
YW D : Monosodium glutamate
Dehydrated calceinate
Soybean oil, butter fat
Caramel center,
Wakko: I'll eat that!
YW D : Hooray for sugar, 'cause we love it
Chocolate chips; we want more of it
Cakes and ice cream; watch us shove it
Down our throats real fast.
Yakko: Here's a candy bar, you tried it?
Wakko: Hey, let's all see what's inside it.
Yakko: Gelatinized triglycerin
Phosphate, soybean, lecithin
Deoxylite tri-silicon
Dipped in chocolate,
W D : Bring it on!
Yakko: Citrus enzymes, BHT
Powdered milk,
Dot : Sounds good to me!
Yakko: Baking soda, carob gum
Carbohydrates,
W D : Yummy yum!
YW D : Monosodium glutamate
Zinc disodium algenate,
Whole grain flour, yeast and fat
Wakko: Time to eat it; I'll do that
YW D : We like sweets a lot
But they make your insides rot
So remember it's your body

Y+W: It's raining; It's pouring
Don't sing a song that's boring...
Dot: There's a plain up in Maine
Where there're tiny drops of rain
Forming ripples in a puddle that they make.
And that puddle grows beyond
Into something called a pond
Spreading outward 'til it turns into a lake.
When that lake springs a leak
Then it forms a little creek
Which goes rushing down and turns into a stream.
And the water keeps on flowing
So that trees can keep on growing
In a pattern that is showing nature's scheme.
And every flower, every weed
Get the water that they need
From that little tiny stream which trickles by.
Y+W: And in the swamp it picks up germs
From bacteria and worms
And if you drink it you'll get really sick and die.
Dot: Hey, this is my song!
Dot: The stream joins a river
And goes racing to deliver
All the water as it rushes to the sea.
Then it flows into a bay
Where it's quickly swept away
To the ocean, filled with motion, swirling free.
Then the sun shines on down
Putting heat upon the ground
And evaporating mist into the air.
And the water starts to rise
As it lifts into the skies
And soon there is rain, on that plain, up in Maine.
Y+W: And that rain
Is a pain
So why don't they build a drain?
Dot: For water has position
Which is always in transition
From the mountains to the oceans to the sky.
Y+W: And it's something you can drink
Or that you spit into the sink
If you control the way it goes
You can shoot it out your nose
If you try
Dot: And now you both can say goodbye!

Otto : Ist das nicht ein piece of chalk?
YW+D : Ja das ist ein piece of chalk.
Otto : Ist das nicht ein key and lock?
YW+D : Ja das ist ein key and lock.
YWD+O: Piece of chalk, key and lock
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank!
Yakko: Are we having fun yet?
Otto : Ist das nicht ein cuckoo clock?
YW+D : Ja das ist ein cuckoo clock.
Otto : Does it nicht go tick tick tock?
YW+D : Ja it does go tick tick tock.
YWD+O: Cuckoo clock, tick tick tock
Piece of chalk, key and lock
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank!
Otto : You see, it's a very easy song. Would you like to try?
Yakko: Oh, gee, professor, that'd be great! What should I sing about?
Otto : Anything that you want. The secret is to just have fun, okay?
Yakko: Okay!
Yakko: Ist das nicht ein piece of bread?
WD+O : Ja das ist ein piece of bread.
Yakko: Does it fit in Wakko's head?
WD+O : Ja it fits in Wakko's head.
Yakko: Piece of bread, Wakko's head
YWD+O: Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank!
Dot : Here, let me try!
Dot : Is he not a cute man this?
Y+W : Ja he is a cute man this.
Dot : Is this not a great big kiss? Mmmwah!
Y+W : Ja das ist ein great big kiss.
YW+D : Cute man this, great big kiss
Piece of bread, Wakko's head
YWD+O: Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank!
Wakko: Here, I've got one!
Wakko: Is das nicht Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer?
Y+D : Ja das ist Otto von Schnitzelpusskrankengescheitmeyer.
Wakko: Ist das nicht ein incredibly long name to have to try and say?
Y+D : Ja das ist ein incredibly long name to have to try and say.
YW+D : Cute man this, Great big kiss
Piece of bread, Wakko's head
YWD+O: Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank!
Otto : Hey, you kids is pretty good!
Yakko: We're just gettin' warmed up!
Yakko: Is das nicht ein Otto's gut?
WD+O : Ja dis ist ein Otto's gut.
Yakko: Ist das nicht ein Otto's butt?
WD+O : Ja das ist ein Otto's butt.
YWD+O: Otto's gut, Otto's butt
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank!
Otto : Okay, I think we're done now, ja?
Wakko: Wait!
Wakko: Ist das nicht ein pair of pants?
Y+D : Ja das ist ein pair of pants.
Wakko: Ist das underwear from France?
Y+D : Ja dat's underwear from France.
YW+D : Pair of pants, shorts from France
Otto's gut, Otto's butt
YW+D : Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Schnitzelbank!
Dot : Ist das nicht ein hairy chest?
Y+W : Ja das ist ein hairy chest.
Dot : Is this man no longer dressed?
Y+W : Ja this man's no longer dressed.
YW+D : Hairy chest, he's not dressed
Pair of pants, shorts from France
Otto's gut, Otto's butt
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne
Oh, du schöne

They're Pinky & the Brain.
Yes, Pinky & the Brain.
One is a genius, the other's other insane.
They're labratory mice.
Their genes have been spliced.
They're Pinky, they're Pinky & the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.
[Repeat]
They're Pinky & the Brain.
Yes, Pinky & the Brain.
Their twilight campaign is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
they'll overthrow the earth.

(Drum Roll)
And now the parts of the Brain performed by.....
The Brain
Neo-cortex frontal lobe
Pinky:brain stem, brain stem
Hippo-campus, neural node
right hemisphere
pons and cortex visual
brain stem, brain stem
Sylviun fissure, pineal, left hemisphere
cerebellum left
cerebellum right
synapse, hypothalamus
striatum, dendrite
(weird sounds)
axon-fibers, matter gray
brain stem, brain stem
central-tegmantal path-way
temporal lobe
white core matter
forebrain skull
brain stem, brain stem
central fissure, cord- spinal
parietal
piamater
men-ingeal vein
medulla-oblongata and lobe-limbic
micro-electrodes
parts
the Brain
that ought to keep the little squirts happy

And now Wacko Warner with the fifty US States and their Capitals,
Baton Rouge Louisianna, Indianapolis Indiana,
and Columbus is the capital of O-hi-o.
There's Montgomery Alabama,
south of Helena Montana
then there's Denver Colorado,
and Boise Idaho.
Texas has Austin
then we go north,
to Massachusetts Boston
and Albany New York.
Tallahassee Florida
and Washington D.C.,
Sante Fe New Mexico and Nashville Tennessee.
Elvis used to hang out there a lot, you know.
Trenton's in New Jersey north of Jefferson Missouri,
You got Richmond in Virginia,
South Dakota has Pierre,
Harrisburg's in Pennsylvania and Augusta's up in Maine,
and here is Providence Rhode Island next to Dover Deleware.
Concord, New Hampshire, just a quick jaunte,
to Montpelier, which is up in Vermont,
Hartford's in Connecticut so pretty in the fall,
and Kansas has Topeka
Minnesota has St. Paul.
Juneau's in Alaska and there's Lincoln in Nebraska
and it's Raleigh out in North Carolina, and then,
there's Madison Wisconsin and Olympia in Washington,
Pheonix Arizona
and Lansing Michigan.
Here's Honolulu, Hawaii's a joy
Jackson Mississippi
and Springfield Illinois,
South Carolina with Columbia down the Way,
and Annapolis in Maryland on Chesapeake Bay,
They have wonderful clam chowder.
Cheyenne is in Wyoming and perhaps you make your home in
Salt Lake City out in Utah where the buffalo roam.
Atlanta's down in Georgia and there's Bismark North Dakota,
and you can live in Frankfurt in your own Kentucky home.
Sa-lem, in Oregon, from there we join,
Little Rock in Arkansas,
Iowa's got Des Moines
Sacramento California,
Oklahoma and it's City,
Charleston West Virginia
and Nevada Carson City.

It's time for Animaniacs
And we're zany to the max
So just sit back and relax
You'll laugh till you collapse
We're Animaniacs
Come join the Warner brothers and the Warner sister dot
Just for fun, we run around the Warner movie lot
They lock us in the tower whenever we get caught
But we break loose and then vamoose and now you know the plot
We're Animaniacs
Dot is cute and Yakko yaks
Wakko packs away the snacks
While Bill Clinton plays the sax
We're Animaniacs
Meet Pinky and the brain, who want to rule the universe
Good feathers flock together, Slappy wacks 'em with her purse
Buttons chases Mindy, while Rita sings a verse
The writers flipped, we have no script, why bother to rehearse
We're Animaniacs
We have play for play contracts
We're zany to the max
There's baloney in our slacks
We're Animani
Totally and zany
Here's the shows namey
Animaniacs

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru,
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Carribean
Greenland, El Salvador too.
Puerto Rico, Columbia, Venezuela
Honduras, Guyana, and still,
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil.
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua, Bermuda
Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan,
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam.
Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany now one piece,
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece.
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman,
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia
Hungary, Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran.
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemens, Kuwait, and Bahrain,
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain.
India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan,
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh (Asia)
And China, Korea, Japan.
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan,
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam.
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana,
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana.
Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone,
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon.
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers,
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire.
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman,
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia...
Crete, Mauritania
Then Transylviania,
Monaco, Liechtenstein
Malta, and Palestine,

Miss flameil:Yakko,
Yakko:yea miss Flameil?
Miss Flameil:I want you to multiply...47 times...83.
Yakko:
7 times 3 is 21 wich as you know is just two 10's plus 1
And so we put the one right here and we carry the 2 one left
To the top of the tenths place right next door,
And we put it on top of the number 4,
Wich is really four tenths that we multiply times 3 in the ones place
And that's why,
We now have 12 wich we add to the 2 that we carry to get 14.
See how easy that was,
Ho ho it's multiplication,
Yes math education,
Hey Albert Einstein said that it's so easy to do,
It's simple it's breezy,
It's fun and it's easy,
So buy a calculator,
You can multpily too.
And now the second digit!
7 times 8 is 56 wich as you know is just 5 tens plus 6
And so we put the 6 in the tenths place, left of the one,
Carry the 5 like we did before,
To the top of the tenths place next to the 4
Then multiply that 4 times 8 to get 32 see isn't this great,
Then we add the 5 that we carried before to get 37,
Then add once more, straight down to get 3901.
Isn't this swell,
Oh lets give multiplication
A standing novation,
Issac Newton multiplied a couple times two,
Times, two, times two,
It's simple it's breezy,
It's fun and it's easy,
Just buy a calculator, and study this stuff later,

DrSns : One Monday morning I got up late
And there were these monkeys outside the gate.
The guard tried to stop them but he had no luck
The monkeys got free and they ran amuck!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : My office was run by the studio nurse.
I came downstairs und what could be worse?
The monkeys was doing a crazy dance.
They put buggies in my underpants!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : Monkeys dance then I dance too!
YW D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
DrSns : I ran outside to get a stick
But I'm telling you, friends, those monkeys was quick!
'Cause when I returned, much to my disgrace
Those monkeys had the nurse in a mad embrace!
Nurse : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do.
Yakko : For a nickel I'll give you a clue!
Dot : I didn't know your eyes were blue!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
Marita: Yessah, whoo!
Flavio: Ah, play that thing!
DrSns : I went to me bath for a shower and shave.
The monkeys goin' to put me into my grave!
The entire bathroom was laid to waste
And they shaved my head with minty toothpaste!
DrSns : I don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!
YW D : Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!

Let the Anvils Ring
Yakko : Let us introduce ourselves
O people of this land
Wakko : We are the Warner brothers
Dot : With sister close at hand.
Yakko : I bet you all are wondering
Who is this young unknown?
And why am I inheriting
The Anvilanian throne?
Men : Yes, why?
Women : Yes, why?
Crowd : Oh, please, please tell us why.
Yakko : The bottom of the family tree
Starts with Yakko; that is me.
I'm the cousin to the sister
Of son's niece's brother
Of the uncle's daughter's father
Of the nephew's sister's mother
And my grandpa's only cousin
Was the King's daughter's sibling,
But they're all gone,
Crowd : So that is why
Yakko : I am now your king!
Crowd : He is now our king!
Yakko : Yes, I am now your king!
Repeat what I just said!
Crowd : Repeat what I just said!
Yakko : And let the anvils ring!
(Anvil Chorus plays)
YW D : Old King Yakko's mania

I'm Nobody's Mama (from episode 39)
Music by Deanna Oliver.
Rita : I'm nobody's mama
Got no family
I'm a career cat
And my career is all about me.
No one can tie me down
I'm going places
Straighten up
Don't make those silly sad faces
It's rude.
Kttns: Mew?
Rita : All right, I'll get food.
(spoken) But that's it! After that, you're on your own.
Rita : I'm too independent
They're so small
How can I care for them?
Do I care at all?
I could never stand "Help me, Mama; Feed me, Mama
Need me, Mama; Don't leave me, Mama."
I'd never tolerate that.
On the other hand, "Oh, my Mama; I love you, Mama
I will never leave you, Mama."
No! You've got the wrong cat!
Rita : And did I mention
They'll want too much attention
I'll worry about 'em each day, every minute
I gotta tell you my head isn't in it.
I won't let my heart talk
'Cause it's ruled by my biological clock
Which is ticking away.
No way!
I mean what I say!
I'm a single cat stray!
I'm nobody's mama!

I'm cute, yes it's true
I really can't help it
But what can I do
When you're cute, it just shows
WIth these two darling eyes and a cute little nose
And a pretty pink dress, that's adorable, yes
And when they see my dimples then everyone says
Oh shoot!
Isn't she cute! Cute, cute
Oh isn't she cute, cute, cute
I'm the one they adore
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly
And small just like Dudley but more
It's a chore
To be constantly cute
And enchanting to boot
When my lip's sticking out
In that cute little pout
Then there's just no doubt
Why the guys like to shout
She's a beaut!
Let's face it, I'm cute
Cute, cute
Oh, baby, she's cute, cute, cute
Being cute's a thing I can't hide
If you look up the word in a book
There's my picutre inside!
TV Guide
Has me on the cover
Don' cha just love her?
I'm simply a goddess
And isn't she modest?
I'm the answer to one of the questions on Trivial Pursuit
For "Who's the most cute?"
Cute, Cute
Oh isn't she cute, cute, cute
I'm cute and I'm sweet
And I'm innocent, neat
And so trusting
If you want our opinon this song is becoming disgusting
I'm cute
So what!
I never am vain
She's becoming a pain in the ..
But I'm also real nice
I'm a doll through and through
So big whop-de-do
I'm sweet and adoring
And also real boring
And that's why we're snoring at you
That's it! You've ruined my entire cute song!
I am angry! I am furious! I am enraged!
I've had it!
You're awfully cute when you're angry...
You really think so?
A babba dabba dooba do wah!

(from the Short: "Dot's Quiet Time")
All I want is quiet
no reason to deny it
I can't take this riot
quiet, quiet QUIET!
Let me clarify it
The noise I can't defy it
I think I will not buy it
give me quiet, quiet QUIET!
(interlude)
now to nullify it
I just won't stand by it
I want quiet quiet QUIET!
(interlude)
Dot: ah.....
(cow moos while noisly eating grass)
(a catipillar noisily eats leaves)
(a hoot owl hoots)
(a cricket chirps)
I want quiet quiet QUIET!!!
This search i can't deny it
to find some peace and quiet
to search high and low
it must be quiet quiet QUIET!
(Dot travels to Scotland)
(bagpipes start playing)
QUIET!!!!!!
(Dot travels to Paris)
(Dot enters a church)
ah such peace, such joy)
(Church bell rings loudly)
QUIEEEEETT!!!!!
(Dot Travels to Rome)
(Dot finally ends in Tibet)
Yoo hoo
(echos)
(singing)
I thought I wanted quiet
I thought I could apply it
but now that I have tried it.....
I'm sick and tired of Quiet
(Dot pulls out a jambox and plays a rock version of the Animaniacs Theme)

Yakko:
I am the very model of a cartoon individual
My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical
I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read
From wicked puns, and stupid jokes, to anvils that drop on your head
I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette
Then smack the villain with a fish; I know my cartoon etiquette
I can make my face all mean and really give you quite a fright
Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite
When in a jam, I just yell "stop" and villians in their tracks are froze
Then I sneak up, and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose
I am quite proud to be in such a hierarchial progeny
From Daffy Duck and Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny
To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries
Like outer space and desert scapes and Himalayan eateries
From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable
Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal
Yakko,Wakko and Dot:
You see in matters comical, unusual, and whimsical

Dot: I love cheap romance horror thriller novels.
[BOOM!]
Dot: Quiet!
[CRASH!]
Dot: All I want is quiet
No reason to deny it
I can't take that riot
Quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!
Let me clarify it
The noise I can't defy it
I simply will not buy it
Give me quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!
Now to nullify it
I just won't stand by it
It's time now to bye-bye it
I want quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!
[Moo! Crunch! Chew! Whoot-whoot! Cricket-cricket!]
Dot: I want quiet, quiet, quiet!
This urge, I can't deny it,
To find some peace and quiet,
I'll search both low and high; It
Must be quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!
[Scotland, bagpipes disturb her]
Dot: Quiet!!!
[Paris, France, in the cathedral of Notre Dame]
Dot: (spoken) Ahhhh. Such peace, such joy.
[Bells disturb her]
Dot: Quiet!!!
[Pisa, Italy. Leaning Tower falls over, disturbing her]
[Map of Africa. Elephants stampede through map]
Dot: I said quiet! Quiet!! QUIET!!!
[Desert island, turns out to be volcanic]
[Nepal, high on mountain top]
Dot: (spoken) Yoo-hooooo (Yoo-hooooo...yoo-hooooo)
Ahh.
Hmm.
Gee, it's so quiet.
Too quiet.
Terribly quiet.
Awfully quiet.
AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH! (AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH! AAAUUUUUUGGGHHHHHHHH!)
Dot: I thought I wanted quiet
I thought I could apply it
But now that I have tried it...
I'm sick and tired of quiet!
[Pulls out boom-box and plays rock version of Animaniacs Theme]

Mel: I am the evil pirate captain Mel
Other Pirates: And a really evil pirate too.
Mel: You are very, very kind
I'm an evil mastermind and I'll do cruel things to you.
Other Pirates: We are very, very kind, he's an evil
mastermind and he'll do cruel things to you...
Mel: I'll kick you in the knee, poke your eye so you
can't see and hit you with my sword. But I'd be a pirate
swine so I have to draw the line so I will not throw you
overboard.
Other Pirates: What never?
Mel: No Never.
Other Pirates: What never?

Yakko: Level and levity, lewd and longevity
Libel, libation, Lanai
Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate
Liberty, levy and lie.
Dot : Welcome back. Yakko's now at the L's as he tries to sing all
the words in the English language. A slight mistake at the
F's -- here's what it looked like:
Yakko: Facial and faction and fractal and fraction
And fraudulent, fragrant, frappé
Frankincense, frankish and frakisish, frashhh...
Shoot! Yadda yadda flambé!
Dick : Now, that mistake could have proved costly for Yakko, but he
recovered beautifully.
Dot : Now let's watch as Yakko continues with the L's.
Yakko: Libation and libertine, limited, limousine
Limpid and limbo and lime
Lima and lipid and literature, liquid
And listing and liter and line.
There's lobby and loading and loathsome and loaning
And logo and then locomotion
There's lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy
Logic and loosen and lotion.
Lozenge and lubber and lucky and lover
And lullaby, lumber and luke
Luster and luscious and lunatic, lustrous
And lurking and lunar and lute.
Dot : Yakko's now about halfway through all the words in the English

Yakko: Level and levity, lewd and longevity
Libel, libation, Lanai
Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate
Liberty, levy and lie.
Dot : Welcome back. Yakko's now at the L's as he tries to sing all
The words in the English language. A slight mistake at the
F's -- here's what it looked like:
Yakko: Facial and faction and fractal and fraction
And fraudulent, fragrant, frapp
Frankincense, frankish and frakisish, frashhh...
Shoot! Yadda yadda flamb!
Dick : Now, that mistake could have proved costly for Yakko, but he
Recovered beautifully.
Dot : Now let's watch as Yakko continues with the L's.
Yakko: Libation and libertine, limited, limousine
Limpid and limbo and lime
Lima and lipid and literature, liquid
And listing and liter and line.
There's lobby and loading and loathsome and loaning
And logo and then locomotion
There's lotus and lottery, lobo, lobotomy
Logic and loosen and lotion.
Lozenge and lubber and lucky and lover
And lullaby, lumber and luke
Luster and luscious and lunatic, lustrous
And lurking and lunar and lute.
Dot : Yakko's now about halfway through all the words in the English

It's a quiet, peaceful night, the moon is shining bright
Giving not a hint of what's in store
A few hours before morning without a single warning
Something strange begins to move the floor
A quake, a quake
The house begins to shake
You're bouncing 'cross the floor
And watching all your dishes break
You're sleeping, there's a quake
You're instantly awake
You're leaping out of bed
And shouting, "Oh, for heaven's sake"
I ran outside with neighbors
Their faces full of shocks
That's because I'm standing there
In nothing but my socks
Oops, a quake, a quake
This must be a mistake
Just feel the ground go up and down
Won't someone hit the brake?
A quake, a quake
Oh, what a mess they make
The bricks, the walls, the chimney falls
Destruction in its wake
I did not have insurance
I called them from the scene
And suddenly I'm listening
To an answering machine
Say, "Too late, too late
You shouldn't ought to wait
'Cause now you're stuck, we wish you luck
Here comes a six point eight"
Whose fault, whose fault?
Blame it on the fault
'Cause Mister Richter can't predict her
Kicking our asphalt
Seismologists all say
Tectonic plates are in between
An encroaching crustal mantle
Yeah, so what the heck's that mean?
It means a quake, a quake
Oh really, yeah, no fake
We kind of had that feeling
When the ground began to shake
And so we wait
Resign ourselves to fate
Because our lawn
Is sitting on a continental plate
We shivered through a blizzard
Went swimming in a flood
Then we blew off a hurricane
And now we hear a thud
Of a quake, a quake
How much more can we take?
We thought that we had seen it all
But this one takes the cake
The dirt, the rocks
Those crazy aftershocks
It's just the planet moving granite
Several city blocks
Now the town is falling down
While the ground moves around
We won't let it get us down
Get beneath the door frame
A quake, a quake
It's time to pull up stake
The worst is over, we don't buy it
We're fed up, we can't deny it
We just want some peace and quiet