Daddy, daddy wasn't there
Daddy, daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy, daddy wasn't there to change my underwear
It seems he doesn't care
Daddy wasn't there
When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercised
Sticky kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there
When I was first baptized
When I was criticized
When I was ostracized
When I was Jazzercised
Sticky kidney pies
When I was modernized
When I was circumcised
Daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
To change my underwear
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy wasn't there peace
If you got a daddy issue, here's a daddy tissue
D to the A to the D D Y
D to the A to the D D Y
Say it just fad but I've got a deadbeat dad
D to the A to the D D Y
D to the A to the D D Y
I sit in my room and cry
And I ask myself the reason why
Daddy, daddy
Missus,
Will ya
Make me tea?
Make love to me?
Put on the telly?
To the BBC!
To the BBC,
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
BBC 1!
BBC 2!
BBC 3!
BBC 4!
BBC 5!
BBC 6!
BBC 7!
BBC heaven!
[repeat 2 more times]
Daddy!
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy!
Daddy wasn't there,
to take me to the fair,
to cange my underwear,
it seems he doesn't caaaarrrrreeee!
Daddy wasn't there
Daddy!
Daddy wasn't there,
to change my underwear,
it seems he doesn't care!
Daddy wasn't there!
(When I was first baptized,
when I was critizised,
when I was ostercised,
when I was jazzercised,
Steak and Kidney Pies,
One hour martinized,
When I was Circumcised!...
Daddy wasn'there)
(Chorus)
to take me to the fair,
to change my underwear,
Daddy wasn't there!
If you got a daddy issue,
here's a daddy tissue!
D to the A to the DDY!
D to the A to the DDY!
They say it's just a fad,
but I got a dead beat dad!
D to the A to the DDY!
D to the A to the DDY!
I sit in my room and cry,
and ask my self, the reason why!
D to the A to the DDY!
D to the A to the DDY!
DADDY!
DADDY!
DADDY!
D A DDY!