Pesci, Joe Filmography

• The Irishman (2012)
• Rising Above the Blues: The Story of Jimmy Scott (2012)
• Love Ranch (2010)
• The 82nd Annual Academy Awards (2010)
• Martino Unstrung (2008)
• TV's Funniest Music Moments (2008)
• Le mis popote (2006)
• The Good Shepherd (2006)
• The 60th Annual Tony Awards (2006)
• Raging Bull: After the Fight (2005)
• Casino: The Cast and Characters (2005)
• All-Star Cup 2005 (2005)
• Bullets Over Hollywood (2005)
• Raging Bull: Outside the Ring (2005)
• 101 Most Unforgettable SNL Moments (2004)
• Getting Made: The Making of 'GoodFellas' (2004)
• The Award Show Awards Show (2003)
• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Robert De Niro (2003)
• A Galaxy Far, Far Away (2001)
• Saturday Night Live: Game Show Parodies (2000)
• Twentieth Century Fox: The Blockbuster Years (2000)
• Twentieth Century Fox: The Blockbuster Years (2000)
• Tough Guise: Violence, Media & the Crisis in Masculinity (1999)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Rock (1999)
• Pure Lethal!: New Angles, New Scenes, and Explosive Outtakes (1998)
• Bravo Profiles: The Entertainment Business (1998)
• 1998 VH1 Fashion Awards (1998)
• The 70th Annual Academy Awards (1998)
• Lethal Weapon 4 (1998)
• Sharon Stone - Una mujer de 100 caras (1998)
• Tony Bennett Live by Request: An All-Star Tribute (1998)
• Femmes Fatales: Sharon Stone (1998)
• The American Film Institute Salute to Martin Scorsese (1997)
• 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997)
• Gone Fishin' (1997)
• Casino (1995)
• 50 Years of Funny Females (1995)
• All-Star 25th Birthday: Stars and Street Forever! (1994)
• Jimmy Hollywood (1994)
• With Honors (1994)
• The American Film Institute Salute to Jack Nicholson (1994)
• The 8th Annual American Comedy Awards (1994)
• The Pink Panther (1993)
• The 65th Annual Academy Awards (1993)
• The Pink Panther (1993)
• Andrew Dice Clay and His Gang Live! The Valentine's Day Massacre (1993)
• A Bronx Tale (1993)
• Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)
• Lethal Weapon 3 (1992)
• My Cousin Vinny (1992)
• Street Scenes: New York on Film (1992)
• The 64th Annual Academy Awards (1992)
• The Public Eye (1992)
• Mel Gibson's Video Diary 2: Lethal Weapon 3 (1991)
• The Super (1991)
• JFK (1991)
• The 63rd Annual Academy Awards (1991)
• Home Alone (1990)
• Catchfire (1990)
• Betsy's Wedding (1990)
• Goodfellas (1990)
• Mel Gibson's Unauthorized Video Diary (1989)
• Lethal Weapon 2 (1989)
• Moonwalker (1988)
• The Legendary Life of Ernest Hemingway (1988)
• Man on Fire (1987)
• Half Nelson (1985)
• Once Upon a Time in America (1984)
• Tutti dentro (1984)
• Eureka (1983)
• The Making of 'Easy Money' (1983)
• Easy Money (1983)
• Dear Mr. Wonderful (1982)
• I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can (1982)
• The 53rd Annual Academy Awards (1981)
• The 38th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1981)
• Raging Bull (1980)
• The Death Collector (1976)
• Hey, Let's Twist! (1961)

• Yo Cousin Vinny - Joe Pesci
• Twenty One - Joe Pesci

Every time I get the urge to visit my home town.
I’m sure that all my cousins will try to track me down.
My heart says ‘Go’ my head says ‘No, it’s best to stay away’.
But if I’m up here I’m sure to hear all those jerk offs say:
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! It ain’t that long you must remember me.
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Hey we’re your cousins, we’re your family.
Fredo was my cousin, he couldn’t make his bail.
I was talking to his father, he said ‘let him rock in jail’
But I pitied his poor mother. She said I was a prince.
I paid his bail he’s out of jail, I ain’t seen the fuck since.
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! It ain’t that long you must remember me.
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Hey we’re your cousins, we’re your family.
My cousin Rose got married, she said they’d all be there.
And they would love to see me as if I fucking cared.
They ate, they drank they danced all night my cousins had they filled.
And when it all was over you can guess who paid the bill.
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! It ain’t that long you must remember me.
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Hey we’re your cousins, we’re your family.
Hey we’re your cousins we’re your family.
We’re your cousins, we’re your family.

Baby you’re sixteen. That’s not old as it may seem.
A for me I can’t believe that it’s true.
How a little girl who looks and talks like you,
is not mistaken more for twenty two.
Looking in your eyes it’s so hard to realize,
that you’re a girl who’s only in her teens.
But as women of the world you are the one
that makes me feel a I’m still twenty one.
What am I gonna do, when a young man calls for you
to take you on to town for some romancing.
What am I gonna say if I’m far away
and he kisses you while you are dancing.
I guess that I’m the one who is rushing all the fun
that you are gonna have throughout the coming years.
Just forgive me for those tries to monopolize your eyes.
It’s something every father must get done,
when little girls like you look twenty one.

Famous quotes by Joe Pesci:

"I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, ''Excuse me.''"

"Bobby is always pictured as this very reclusive guy with angst, and he isn't. A lot of his fooling is done among friends. He's a terrific mime"

"You mother fucker!"

"I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?"

"Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?"

"I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill."

"You don't say hello to Mr. DeNiro? Show the respect, will ya?"