3:37
Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6
The world's most successful companies know that social media is a powerful marketing tool,...
published: 21 Nov 2012
author: TheOnion
2:24
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment m...
published: 05 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
4:10
The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney
Your pathetic, statistically meaningless vote is more important than ever this year. To he...
published: 13 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
4:19
Your Brain-Gun: Turn The Safety Off - Onion Talks - Ep. 12
The most powerful weapon isn't in a missile silo: it's in your head. Leonard Pace explains...
published: 02 Jan 2013
author: TheOnion
2:02
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramif...
published: 09 Mar 2010
author: TheOnion
3:32
Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1
Young media professional Cameron Hughes delivers a compelling argument for his vision of t...
published: 17 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
4:03
Stabbing Ignorance With Glass Ceiling Shards - Onion Talks - Ep. 10
For Nicole Anderson, breaking the glass ceiling isn't enough for women's equality. The raz...
published: 19 Dec 2012
author: TheOnion
1:14
Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography
Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself...
published: 28 Dec 2012
author: TheOnion
2:13
Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked
BREAKING: Analysts are scrambling to determine what leaked searches like "Blood child, blo...
published: 26 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
3:46
The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital - Onion Talks - Ep. 9
Nathan Eslinger has spent his career designing cutting-edge websites, like his extremely p...
published: 12 Dec 2012
author: TheOnion
3:10
Brain-Dead Teen, Only Capable Of Rolling Eyes And Texting, To Be Euthanized
The parents of 13-year old Caitlin Teagart have decided to end her life, saying she can no...
published: 13 Feb 2012
author: TheOnion
2:31
Sony Releases Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work
Our Tech Trends reporter looks at the new gizmo Sony promises will revolutionize the way c...
published: 10 Feb 2009
author: TheOnion
2:43
Everyone At Office Planning Shooting Spree For Same Day
An ornithologist is forced to participate in The History Channel's 'What If Humans Suddenl...
published: 27 Jan 2013
author: TheOnion
2:59
Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3
The duck says quack, while some animals on the farm take quite a different approach. Award...
published: 31 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
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What Is The Biggest Rock? - Onion Talks - Ep. 4
With so many rocks, which one is the biggest? Professor of Mathematics Arima Nayar explain...
published: 07 Nov 2012
author: TheOnion
2:32
Internet Scam Alert: Most "Kickstarter" Projects Just Useless Crap
Internet criminals are using a website called "Kickstarter" to bilk friends and families o...
published: 04 Jul 2012
author: TheOnion
4:17
Snakes In A Bag - America's Best - Ep. 4
Ugly old Ted Dricks doesn't have any talent at all... Unless he happens to possess an incr...
published: 05 Feb 2013
author: TheOnion
2:37
Woman Sets Record For Longest Amount Of Time Spent Talking About Oneself
Today Now! welcomes Linda Johnston, the inspiring woman who made history by talking about ...
published: 07 Mar 2012
author: TheOnion