Ravens land upon her hair
Clouds adrift on her skin
Asmile that tugs upon my soul
and whispers gently in my ear.
Eyes of honey look me down
Lips like roses line her mouth
Steely arrows in the air
are wilted flowers at her toes
and if you ask me how i know
what she looks like i will tell you,
"she left yesterday."
Eyes are east and lips are west
pulls my head against her brest
Logic, north and Lust is south.
pulls my fingers to her mouth
Legs as firm as canyon walls
from leaping high above the moon.
When she drifts down on the air.
the groud can't wait to kiss her toes.
Oh, the moon was full
And the color of blood
The night the pirates came
To the Vampire Club
Their leader was tall and snide and slim
He looked like a gay Captain Morgan
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
And he did something that was
Most uncool, he said,
"Hey everybody, see that fool in the cape?"
His name's Bernie Weinstein
And he's in the 8th grade!"
Fangs were flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a Vampire scorned
The number one rule in this game:
Never call one by his real name
Wigs were pulled, top hats were crushed
By pointy boots in a rush
And Boris at the bar orders a Bud and says,
"It's just another night at the Vampire Club."
Missi lost a fang in the ladies room
And we all laughed and called her 'Snaggletooth!"
And Dee was mad cause he broke his cane
And he flushed his contacts down the drain
There was so much angst after the fight
Vlad and Akasha broke up that night
While some rivet-heads danced in a puddle of goo
That used to be "Father" you-know-who!
Well, its hard to believe but we're still around
And when we hang out it's upside down
Dressed in black from toe to head singing,
"Bela Lugosi's still undead!"
A gaggle of goths is a peaceful site
We'd do anything to avoid a fight
But if you really want to see some gore and blood
Wait 'til the Ravers come to the Vampire Club
I'm the order of the Bat'leth
Son of Kahless
Your family has no honor
But I couldn't care less
I was born to kill Federation swine
And I celebrate with a barrel blood wine
I drink the Raktajino, I eat the gagh
When my homies get to Sto'Vo'Kor I yell "qa'plagh!"
I'm the chief commander on a Bird of Prey
I wake up every morning after owning the day
I'm the MacDad Klingon when I beam on board
I was at the signing of the Khitomer Accord
I never sweat about a Romulan dude
He's just a limp-wristed Vulcan with a bad attitude
And they're sly and they were telling lies
A shout out to Martok who lost an eye
To the dominion, and the Jem'Hadar minions
I'm on them like a transwarp engine
Fear my snarl hear my speach
Watch me blow like a warpcore breach
I'm not a lowly white p'tak like that Barclay guy
I don't need a holodeck to get a parma'kai
When the ladies see the beast I got between my thighs
They say "Perhaps today is a good day to die"
I hit Ezri ,Troi, Jadzia too
Watch out Janeway I'm coming for you
Cause I'm the MacDad Klingon with the humaniod bitches
My head ain't the only part of me that's got ridges
I've got the visions of Qo'noS on my mind
I've got visions of Qo'noS on my mind
I get visions of Cardassia on my mind
And that my boot smells like Gul Dukat's behind
I hate the Tribbles
Those little furry shits
But I love my Klingon bitches
Cause they've got three tits
I got a dagger and a bat'leth in my hand
If you were any other man
I'd kill you where you stand
I killed Captain Kirk
I killed Picard
I bitchslapped Riker like a Klingon Targ
Cause my name is Worf, I'm the son of Mogh
Ex-Federation officer and Klingon rogue
Qa'plagh!!
Where's the girl I fell in love with?
Where'd she go?
Where's that kind and gentel princess
Of my dreams?
Where'd she go?
Why'd she go away?
Where'd she go?
Why'd you take her away from me?
Where's the child who use to play there
In your eyes?
Could it be she still resides there
In disguise?
Everyday I look for a sign
It's all in vain, a colossal waste of time
What have you done to her?
Why have you taken her away?
Where have you buried her?
Hid from the light of day
(So far away from me
So out of reach)
(Does she still live behind your eyes?)
Six feet of earth above my head
keeps me safe from what she says
six walls of wood to keep them out
their smart remarks, the screams the shouts
they scream, they shout
theres only one way to drown them out
I hear your voice I hit the ground
you looked for me but I'm not around
In that small cafe there I wrote it down
I looked for you, you were not around
you're the buring lie that kills my child
he's gone underground
I've gone underground
I've gone underground
I've gone underground
Some come to pay their last respects
or beckon me to come around
they leave dried flowers in the air
or place their feelings on the doorstep
at best they try to understand
and offer plans, most futile plans
here in this darkness I can see
your skin is the closest thing to grace
it dancelike goes upon my fingers
and feelings fly, they're still alive
There's only one way to drown them out
I hear your voice I hit the ground
you looked for me but I'm not around
In that small cafe there I wrote it down
I looked for you, you were not around
you're the buring lie that kills my child
she's gone underground
I've gone underground
I've gone underground
I've gone underground
I've gone underground
I've gone underground
Underground
Six feet of earth above my head
don't keep me safe from what she says
six walls of wood don't keep them out
these frightful screams come from inside
they lay with me here through the night
He slips in through the back door
and he helps himself to the patients' medicine.
And he likes to look important.
Ane he always looks like he's impotent.
And each tale that he tells of the lives that he's saved
is a spade full of dirt as he'd digging his grave.
and the deep blackened hallow he's patched with a badge
is the happiness he's never had, and he says.
"It's all right, they know me here.
it's all right, they know me, they know me."
His flames are yesterday's tinsel
and his belly's the sail that propels him
onto the rocks.
And you know that even the noble Don Quixote would
call him a mile away for a windmill.
And each Sunday that passes he's rid of his sins
and he's ready to do them all over again.
And God won't be mad for the money he stole
he put some in the ofering bowl.
And he says...
Soon comes the moment that all souls await,
just as sure as St. Peter will padlock the gate.
But deep in his wallet's a shiny new coin
so , he turns and he winks and says...
Devils, for liars, put brands on the fires
and everone burns with your glowing, red name on it.
Finally, you've come to a place where they
Know you well
you know it's true we're both the same.
in a storm of words we get lost in what is said.
You know me and you see through me.
so why are you confused by the things i say and do?
Do you know me?
You see the strain upon my face
Please , don't rain on my parade.
It comes to light, it comes in waves,
it's gone too late.
it goes astray, it goes too far and you say
it's clear i know where all your buttons are.
it's not so strange, you know, it's not so queer
that i know they're there 'cause i'm the one
who put them there, exactly as you feared.
i know you and i see though you
so why am i surprised by the things you say and do?
i don't know why.
i see the strain upon your face.
i won't rain on your parade.
it comes to light it comes in waves.
it's gone too late.
Don't steal the smile fom off my face.
Please don't rain on my parade...
i know that i can't replace you
and it would be a lie to say that i could ever try.
it's gone too late
it's gone too late
it cuts too ways
it cuts too ways
it's gone too late
I was stranded on a planet, Just me and Spock
Ee met a nasty nazi alien who locked our asses up
We found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed
We made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head
Bust a move, Tog
I was standing on the bridge when Sulu came to me
His eyes were full of tears he said "Captain, can't you see
the ship is gonna blow do something I beseech"
I grabbed a tribble and some chewing gum and stopped the warp core breach
And I say,
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things, lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
And though he's just a child, and some think him a twit
Wesley is the master when it comes to making up some shit
He's the guy you want with you when you go out in space
Now if only he could beam those pimples off his face
And if you're at a party on the starship Enterprise
And the karaoke player just plain old up and dies
Set up a neutrino field inside a can of peas
Hold on to Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Sisko's on a mission to go no bloody place
He loiters on a space station above Bajoran space
The wormhole's opened up and now they come from near and far
We'll keep the booze but please send back the fucking Jem-hadar
What is with the Klingons, remember in the day
They looked like Puerto Ricans and they dressed in gold lame
Now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead
With leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their heads
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we just make some shit up
Well, I was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door
When suddently it dawned on me I've seen this show before
Perhaps I'm in a warp bubble and slightly out of phase
'Cause it was way back in the sixties when they called it "Lost in Space"
We were looking for a way to make the ratings soar
So we orchestrated an encounter with the Borg
Normally you'd think that that would get us into shit
But this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits
And I say
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish
Thats the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as we wish
The Klingons and the Romulans pose no threat to us
'Cause if we find we're in a bind we're totally screwed but nevermind
We'll pull something out of our behinds, we just make some shit up
the day is the wife whom i elude
the one to whom I should be right
although forewarned by peers and kin
I always get into the night
mother always warned me such
being a nocturnal soul
besides just being simply strange
spawns from some illness of the mind
the night, she calls me
she calls me, she calls me
she calls me, she calls me
she sways in her velvet dress
and pulls me towards her in the dark
while the others rest
heed the call the time has come
for all you children of the night
gather 'round like suckling dogs
mothers come she is the night
come with me to the other side
make the girl in black your bride
the night, she calls me
she calls me, she calls me
she calls me, she calls me
she sways in her velvet dress
and pulls me towards her in the dark
while the others rest
it just seems very strange to me
not her quiet lonely streets
and draped in all her mystery
could be so sweet and comforting
the night, she calls me
she calls me, she calls me
she calls me, she calls me
she sways in her velvet dress
and pulls me towards her in the dark
while the others rest
The guy upstairs is such a freak.
for five years now i've had a leak.
what does he do up there?
All day long he "sleeps all day"
then he goes out and comes home
in the most intoxicated way.
As far as i can tell, he juggles bowling balls
but he's not good at it.
He moves his furniture then at six am
he pulls out the vacuum cleaner
to suck his room.
The guy downstairs is also crazy.
he spent some time in an institute.
it did him not much good
He's off his medication
and he starts screaming
"Virgin Mary, you fucking alien!"
According to him Jesus Christ smokes crack
and other sundry things.
But it's the man upstairs who pulls the strings,
won't let me sleep.
Please, kill that man upstairs.
if you ever loved me, you'll do this one thing,
won't you sweetheart?
Please murder that man upstairs.
if you want to be my friend
you'll have to prove you mean it.
I used to think that rent control was a good idea
until i moved here. now I'm the only sucker
paying more than a humdred bucks a room
And i'm surrounded by lunatics who don't
even need a moon
But it's the man upstairs who pulls the strings
won't let me sleep...
Then there's the lady across the hall
who always knows what's going on
and Machu Pichu down the stairs
who is selling crack from door to door.
14B are fefuges and 14A transvestite whores.
But you know who is coming home
He's falling up his drunken stairs...
...if you want to be my friend
you'll help me get a good night sleep
We were in the Badlands one day
Chasing B'Elanna and Chakotay
We were whisked into the Delta Quadrant
Fuck, thats far away
I wanna go home
Please let me go home
I say screw the Ocampa
I wanna go home
The Caretaker had an array
That could get us home safe
But Janeway that ignorant slut
She blew it away I wanna go home
Please let me go home
Drop me off at a wormhole
I wanna go home So now I'm stuck here for years
In the Delta Quadrant I fear
With the Kazon and Hirogen
And a brother with pointy ears
I wanna go home
Please let me go home
Talaxian chicks are ugly
I wanna go home
So hoist up the aft nacelles
See how the warp core burns
Tell Janeway to go to Hell
I wanna go home
I wanna go home
Please let me go home
I say fuck the Ocampa
I wanna go home
Akai ringo ni
Kuchi biru yosette
Dama a te mi te iru
Aoi sora
Ringo wa nani mo
Iwanai keredo
Ringo no kimochi wa
Yoku wakaru
Ringo kawai ya
Kawai ya ringo
Ringo kawai ya
Kawai ya ringo
What do you call it
when another forces your hand
and what will they say
when they find me here this way
and know, no no no it wasn't my idea
no it wasn't my idea
but oh,just to see your face
when you find me here like this
now there's no time for wondering
darkness is now at my door
rapping with bony fingers
he's come to take me home
he'll envelope me in sleep
wrapped in black feathery wings
but before we fly, here's my goodbye
I get the last word
i get the last laugh
as sure as the room is growing cold
I'll have the last word
I'll have the last laugh
as sure as my blood is running cold
they won't call it suicide
because i've got the killer's name
engraved so deeply in my veins
they will call it homocide
because i've got your name
so clearly carved into my wrist
the weak and the lame will find their way
to escape but why should i
leave all this beauty behind
and forfeit the joy in my life
in the name of an enemy
I'll have the last word
I'll have the last laugh
as sure as the room is growing cold
I'll have the last word
I'll have the last laugh
as sure as your blood is running cold
far be it for I to leave all this beauty behind
i will stay to watch you wither away
and with any luck you may be hit by a truck
and i will remain to dance upon your grave
oh, look, can't you see how much your death means to me
please won't you play in a busy street
Far be it for I to leave all this beauty behind
I will remain to dance upon your grave
As above, so below, place your bets
Which way the head will roll
Made in your image we are at least
As twisted and mean as thee
'Fore your eyes, what a curious site
Your children have turned on you
And you say, you don't sleep well at night
Well, we'll take care of that for you
Belle Marie Antoinette
"Love the pearls!"
They'll make a great tourniquet
Never did as you should and you claim
It was all for our veryown good
'Twas a lie, a magnificent lie
Now, your subjects have turned on you
And you claim you had lots on your mind
Well, we'll take care of that for you
:::Chorus:::V
Get that (this) damn thing off her (my) neck
I'm the head of the board now I'm bored of her (my) head
Sharpen up the blade boys, what are you waiting for?
Here's where we all get ahead!
Wipe that damn smile off your face
Or we'll lop it off clean with our new guillotine
Sharpen up the blade boys, what are you waiting for?
Here's where we all get ahead!
(Bells are now tolling, soon heads will be rolling)
:::
All my troubles, all my pain
Stems from this thing that you call a "brain"
Be my guest, sever me from the source
Of all my agony
What a shame, I've forgotten my name
Without the use of my brain and
"My, bet I'll sleep well tonight!"
Without this head of mine
:::Chorues, with the words in parentheses substituting the previous word or phrase:::
Please Sir, for me, Sir,
Won't you see if you see, Sir?
Oh dear, I dread
I seem to have lost my head
I think I left it about
It fell to the ground
And I kicked it around
Has anyone seen, no need to be mean,
My bloody, fat, ugly head?
Please Miss, for me, Sis,
Won't you see if you see, Sis
It's got black hair
And it's kickin' about in the square
I'm really not totally sure but
I think that it might have rolled into the sewer.
Has anyone seen, no need to be mean,
My bloody, fat, ugly head?
Last night a moth came to my bed
and filled my tired weary head
with horrid tales of you
ican't belive it's true
But then the lamp shade smiled at me,
and it said, "Believe" it said, "believe."
i want you to know it's nothing personal
First time i had sex i was three.
First time consenting was thirteen.
Though you wern't there you remind
me of those hands.
Roses are red, violets are blue
if i'm schizophrenic, then i am too!
Whatever it takes to escape.
i hope you understand
why i'm forced to take your life in my hands.
i want you to know it's nothing personal
And though we've never met
i've seen your image in a million waking dreams.
Your eyes they call to me, "Set me free."
Did i ever tellyou? You look like my mother.
She once left me in a supermarket.
I promised myself that i'd never feel that way again.
Did i ever tell yo? you look like my dear old mother
i hope you understand
why i'm forced to take my life in your name
i want you to know it's nothing all the same.
And though we'be never met
i've seen your image in a million waking sreams
Your eyes the call to me, "Set me free."
It's not easy being the chosen
You set the snakes loose inside my belly.
They're done with my supper.
They start on my endocrine lining.
You said, "Please, stop your whinning!"
This isn't a love song,
i'm through writing those for you.
All the while you claimed
the ghost in you lives, but it's dead
it's inside my head
and all that i know is that it's midnight
and you haven't called.
Oh when you sigh, and you cry.
i figure you probably lie and i'm here waiting
And all that i know is that it's midnight
and you haven't called
All that i see is that it's midnight
and you haven't called.
All that i know is i'm left with frustration
and this hyperactive imagination of mine.
i would love to lay all my faith in you.
Why can't i let fate have its way with me?
i would love to but... (place all my trust in you)
(why can't i? 'cause...)
it's over, it's over, it's over (again)
You say you're at Mother's but do you mean lovers?
Are you in the amorous arms of another?
it chills every bone in me, straight to the core of me.
Your girlfriend concurs with you, is she your alibi?
How did you get that sweet little girl to lie?
meanwhile i'm here waiting
This isn't a love sont.
i'm through writing those for you
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom shalom alechem shalom
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom shalom alechem shalom
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom alechem
Hevenu shalom shalom alechem shalom*
*This song is in hebrew
It's a familiar folk Israeli song
Simply meaning
"We brought peace to you"
Shalom can also mean hello
but in this song it means peace
Rain soaked soul of mine
It's a gray day year
From ice cold eyes march
A parade of tears
It's hopeless don't it seem
When even in my dreams
You put me through Hell
I've tried everything I could
To make you see the good in me
I'm just sorry that I failed
Keep your empty tears
It's hopeless don't it seem
When even in my dreams
You put me through Hell
And left me this way
It's so obscene
You were so mean
When you meant everything to me
I'll see you in Hell
Just go on this way
And then some day
When you awake
I'll be a thousand miles away
(And you'll be in Hell
Least I hope you will)
(Somewhere near Hell)
You Bitch you hurt me,
and now i can never forgive you.
You bitch, you bitch,
you hurt me
You'll burn my flag
You'll crash my car
You'll kill my cat
You'll break my balls
You'll watch my cities fall
but not tonight
You're the devil's own
You'll cheat and lie
and you won't stop until
you stole the glimmer from my eye
but not tonight
Cause i won't let you
i know you want to
but not with me
Its all so clear to see
you can try to destroy me but not tonight
cause i won't let you through
you can fight if you like some other time
you'll find i'm out of reach
your words can't hurt me i'm out tonight
You'll burn my flag
You're my demise
You'll orchestrate my fall
YOU'LL BURN MY BRIDGE
you'll kill my cat
You'll scale my castle wall
to get to me
You'll break my will
you'll sell my soul
You'll take my heart
and replace it with a gaping hole
and step on me
i won't let you
i know you want to
but not with me
Its all so clear to see
you can try to destroy me but not tonight
cause i won't let you through
you can fight if you like some other time
you'll find i'm out of reach
your words can't touch me i'm out tonight
my heart's divided
yes surrender would be nice
to just lay down
my sword and sheild
by the flowers
but i know that you lie
in wait tonight
But i won't let you
i know you want to
but not with me
Its all so clear to see
you can try to destroy me but not tonight
cause i won't let you through
you can fight if you like
you can scale any wall
YOU'LL DISCOVER THAT OF anything at all
your words can't hurt me
your words can't touch me
YOUR WORDS CAN'T HURT ME I'M OUT TONIGHT
He's so aftaid when they scream
When they're mean
She ws the star of a life
That ceased to be
I die in my dreams
It eats me whole, It eats me whole
All this sorrow disappears
When I learn to shake this fear
And let it go
Sue hates irene
She hates Sue
I know you hate me
It's okay, I hate you too
Hate is a beast
It eats me whole, it eats me whole
'Til I take him by the ears,
Turn him 'round, paddle his rear
And let him go
Let it go, let it go, let it go
All this anger dissipates
When I come to shake this hate
And let it go
(Let it go, let it go, let it go,
All this sorrow disappears
when I finally shake this fear
And let it go)
I've been up high and I've been down low
But mostly I've been tired
I'll tell you, the best thing
I ever did was to let it go
Is it so wrong if i don't pay my rent?
No! Responsibility, I gave it up for lent
Sell your wares, pollute the air
I don't care
Fresh air's for squares
Now if it were up to me
The piper would be up the creek
and the fiddler too
'Cuase neither one of you would be paid
I need the cash for getting laid ;P
And i don't mind
To seem unusually unkind
You ask what kind of guy am I
I'm a friend of the irresponsible fools
Who don't have time for rules
The irresponsible who wouldn't
be caught dead in a school
I'm irresponsible
I'm Mr. Irresponsible
I'm irresponsible, and I don't care
If the whole wold burns
(Let it burn)
I live my life without a care
I don't have time to be
Politically aware
I hate to have to think
I hate feeling too
I'll leave those chores to some
Pathetic sap like you
Don't talk to me about the
Dolphin in the tuna net
I'm on the tuna's side
Hey, dolphin tastes quite good i bet
I'd never lie, my hair requires aerosol
I want it ten feet tall
And I don't care about the hole in the sky
If Rogue don't mind, why should I?
It just so happens I'm that kind of guy
It's a bloody miracle that I haven't gotten
Distracted by a skirt and got bored
And just walked away
Before the end of this God forsaken tune
Life has a way of making you humble
Day after day it's bringing you to your knees
all's okay, then everything crumbles
And all that you perceive is blowing away
But while I'm tearing at the seams
I'll apologize to anything
I'm sorry....
All's black and white when you're just a baby
You get some hair on your chin
you think you know everything
Years go by then everything's "maybe"
and all that you believe
Drowns in a sea of gray
But while I'm tearing at the seams
I'll apologize to anything
I'm sorry, I'm selfish
Im sorry, i behave this way
I'm sorry, couldn't help it
I'm sorry that you lost your faith in me
(I'm sorry that you lost your faith
I'm sorry that it rains
I'm sorry I ever came
I'm sorry, I'm sorry)
Hello cruel world
Did I keep you long?
You've waited so patiently To torture my soul
To ruin my life
My anguish, your ecstasy
And I've compalianed
But it's to no avail
I've complained
Day after day
Good morning cruel world
did you sleep well last night
were you dreaming of all the ways
to torture my soul
to ruin my life?
this anguish day after day
Good bye cruel world
It's time to go
Who's leaving though?
Oh, not me!
I'm tugging the sails
I'm turning the tide
Your angush, my ecstasy
And you'll complain
But it's to no avail
You'll complain
Again and again and
Again and again
You're stuck with me
Stuck with me, stuck with me
Out of luck with me
When I find the living a bore
There's a place I go
I answer the call, go over a wall
Where the crosses are all in a row
I mind the trees, get down on my knees
There's a hole in the gate
I look around, that I won't be found
And sit down next to his grave
If you squirm at the Conqueror Worm
This is no place for thee
Or if you fright at the mere site
Of the corpse of my Annabel Lee
If you fear there's something you hear
A heart beating under the floor
Still your heart, there's no need to start
It's just me having tea with Lenore
Sit here on the ground
Dead leaves in the trees all around you
Come enter this land
Take this book in your hand
If you find the living a bore
There's a place you can go
Answer the call, go over the wall
Where the crosses are all in a row
Mind the trees, get down on your knees
Sneak in just like the breeze
Look around, though you won't be found
It's just you, Edgar Allen and me
God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm eqipment
God thinks the Jews killed his son and must be punished
God thinks the white man is Satan
God, they know what God thinks
God thinks we should all convert to Judaism
God thinks we must all be Christians and
God thinks we should all embrace Islam
God thinks the only true religion is Hinduism
And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're a waste of flesh
God prefers an Atheist
God thinks all people like you are evil
God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation
self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
and use His name for your own protection
God thinks the sun revolves around the Earth
God thinks there was something very wrong with Copernicus
God thinks abortion is murder and
God thinks everything that science gave us is wrong
God thinks women deserve it
God thinks AIDS is a form of punishment
I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and
I hate people who thank God when things go right
And I
I know what God thinks
God thinks you're an idiot
God prefers a heretic
God God
God thinks all people like you are evil
God thinks all people like you are an embarassment to creation
self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
and use His name for your own agenda
God is a liberal
God is a democrat
God wants you to vote republican
never trust a man who puts his words in the mouth of god
and says that it's absolute truth
its lies and it smells like death
its all in a day's work taking money from the poor
Why do you think that God would need your dirty money
if he wanted to start a holy war?
self-righteous, judgemental, first to throw the stone
and use His name for your own protection
God thinks puppies need to die and
God thinks babies need to drown
'cause God is neither good nor bad
God is you and me
God is Everything
Saw you on the street
we had to meet
I thought I would greet you
In just one week I would delete you
People say the stupidest things
On their first date like
"What's your real name?"
They reveal their ignorance
but you adore them
So you just ignore them
Then came you raising the bar
Oh, you, you won't be undone
I looked into your eyes
And much to my surprise
I saw there was nothing in there
'Cuase there's nothing
between your ears but air!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
She's as sweet as a rose
Yes, she is
She has such beautiful lips
Now, if only they were closed
I love how you adore me
Oh, but honey how you bore me
Your life's such a wreck
I've lost all respect
I don't mean to surprise you
It took me just one week to despise you!
And I don't care that you're a model
'Cause let me say it's clear to tell
that your brain is shot to hell
And no one cares that you love Keanu
Oh, what's the difference anyway
Everybody knows that he's gay
Okay, I really don't know that
But let's face it
He's too hot to be straight!
There goes my future ex girlfriend
That girl's such a prize
Yes, she is
She'll be the Queen of the world
for a day or two in my eyes
Perhaps I'll wear a suit
When I give you the boot
Oh, I hate to seem so superficial
I just think i'll look more official!
You, there on the bridge
where have you been, whats your name?
and you, there you on the wall
where will you go to once you fall?
you, lost at sea
do you need me, do you need directions?
hey, put down the gun
what are you thinking?
you were someone's son
the taste of tears
the sting of pain
the smell of fear
the sounds of crying
a long, long time ago i fell to this place
from another dimesnion
and thrust amongst the beasts
and they way they behave borders on dementia
now through all these years
i can barely take it
i don't think i can make it
take me away from here
I want to go home
i'm so sick and tired of the
the taste of tears
the sting of pain
the smell of fear
the sounds of crying
as you standing at the edge of your life
what do you remember?
was it all you wanted?
I'm trying to earn a set of feathery wings
i wish i could protect you here
oh, please don't cry
now smile as you're standing
at the edge of your life
your troubles are over
mine are just beginning
I'm trying to earn a set of feathery wings
to take me away from here
its me you leave behind
if only i could have been there
i'd be a hand for the sinking
if only i could have been there
i'd be a prayer for the dying
see the pain etched in my face
i'm so sick and tired of
the taste of tears
the sting of pain
the smell of fear
the sounds of crying
as you're standing at the edge of your life
what do you remember was it all you wanted
I'm trying to earn a set of feathery wings
i wish i could protect you here
oh, please don't cry
now smile as you're standing
at the edge of your life
your troubles are over
mine are just beginning
I'm trying to earn a set of feathery wings
to take me away from here
its me you leave
you're gone from here
don't leave from here
don't leave me here
I hate it here
you're gone from here
don't leave me here
I need you here
I need to see you smile
Three heavy stones will keep it from floating,
weigh it down to the bottom, food for the fishes.
And i know that it won't be discovered
'cause i will be careful, so very careful.
What if it doesn't rain for days and the river is
reduced to its muddy bed?
With a corpse exposed i would work in haste
and i might bury the bones in a shallow grave.
And the ran comes and moves rocks and the stones
washes away all the dirt and the mudflows
Bones are exposed and well.
you know how that goes!
i wait for the day when i finally defile
the bodies of my x lover's lovers.
i'll pile high to the sky
the bodies of my x lover's lovers
Die die die die die die
die die die die die die die
watch them die.
i saw you with him. You looked so happy.
All of that can change, cause i am so lonely
and i have lots of time to send you straight
to the Devil. i'm taking my time
to plan your demise.
What if i were to cut you up and mail each part
to a different town? It would take the most
brilliant private eye the rest of his life
just to put you together.
a piece in each mailbox all over the planet
from Moscow to Tokyo to Guadalajara.
i saw you with him, you looked so happy.
That will never change because i know myself
too well. i don't have the courage
to cary out my dreams
And only there will i see them
Die
Un barquito de cscara de nuez
adornado con hojas de papel
subiendo y bajando las olas
el barquito ya se fue
Navegar sin temor en el mar es lo mejor
no hay razon por ponerse a temblar
y si viene negra tempestad
reid remad y cantad
Navegar sin temor en el mar es lo mejor
y si el cielo nos da muy azul
el barquito va contento
por los mares lejanos del sur (x2)
I break the silence with my voice
and everyone turns around
to see the source of all the noise
and here i stand
its not as thought i mean to upset you
with the things i say and do
i should know better but i said so anyway
its easier to play a part
and read your lines
than freely speak what's
in your heart and in your mind
Is it me?
who says these things that so offend you?
Innapropriate ???
i'd say I'm sorry
but it's hard to speak
with both feet in your mouth
all hail the king of dunces
You best hold on
I'm opening up my mouth
bring out the maypole
and tie up and shut me out
devil knows what possessed me
to shoot my arrow straight into the sky
string me to the mast and
hoist me up and hang me high
i put no blame on you
i brought this all upon myself
it's just this thing i do
at times like this
i wish i was someone else
there's a lever inside head
between my mouth and my brain
keeps me from hearing
what i've said until its too late
now it's too late
smear my lips with vaseline
because i'm a vocal libertine
I try to explain but even
i'm not quite sure what i mean
all hail the king of dunces
You best hold on
I'm opening up my mouth
bring out the maypole
and tie up and shut me out
devil knows what possessed me
to shoot my arrow straight into the sky
string me to the mast and
hoist me up and hang me high
i put no blame on you
i brought this all upon myself
it's just this thing i do
at times like this
i wish i was someone else
I don't know what to say
i was only trying to make you smile
and bring some needed levity
to your world for a while
i never meant to make you cry
but i did it all by myself
its just this thing i do
at times like this
i wish i was someone else
All hail the king of dunces...
All hail the king of fools
This boy's been bad
let's keep him after school
send me to the blackboard
and write a hundred times "i am the dunce"
devil knows what possessed me
to shut my mind and open up my mouth
string me to the anchor
and watch me drown in myself
I have been in this line of work for a long time
And I have never seen anything so strange and so peculiar
Its all so deranged
see for yourself
Ladies and gentelmen of the jury
step right up and see the freak
we caught him red handed down by the morgue
where he sleeps
and if you think that "That's disgusting"
wait til you hear this
I never can do it justice
Dead girls like me
Dead girls like me
Can't you see?
I don't expect you to understand me
I'm not an ordinary man
and I have seen things with these eyes
you'd never comprehend
see for yourself now
take those living women
they have never shown me any kindness of any kind
its not my fault i look this way
I try to talk to them
they look at me and walk away
so really is it so strange that
dead girls like me
can't you see?
only dead girls like me
oh, dead girls like me
can't you see?
only dead girls don't walk away from me
sad as it seems
have you ever tasted love like this?
cool and smooth have you ever been accepted unconditionaly?
have you ever loved someone who didn't hurt you, didn't harm you?
There's no pain and there's no pressure
no humiliation
there's no fear and there's no shame
there's no pulse now is it so strange?
dead girls like me
can't you see?
only dead girls like me
oh, dead girls like me
can't you see?
only dead girls don't walk away from me
sad as it seems
Caught a lite sneeze
Caught a lite breeze
Caught a lightweight lightning seed
Boys on my left side
Boys on my right side
Boys in the middle and you€™re not here
I need a big loan from the girl zone
Building tumbling down
Didn€™t know our love was so small
Couldn€™t stand at all
Mister St. John just bring your son.
The spire is hot and my cells cant feed
You still got that belle dragging my foots yes
You€™re hiding it well Sister Ernestine
You still got that belle dragging my foots yes
Building tumbling down
Didn€™t know our love was so small
Couldn€™t stand at all
Mister St. John just bring your son.
Right on time it gets closer and closer
Call my name there€™s no way in
Use that fame
I rent your wife and kids today
Maybe she will
Maybe she will€
Caught a lite sneeze
Dreamed a little dream
Made my own pretty hate machine
Boys on my left side
Boys on my right side
Boys in the middle and you€™re not here
Boys in their dresses and you€™re not here
I need a big loan from the girl zone
I need a big, big loan from the girl zone
Building tumbling down
Didn€™t know our love was so small
Couldn€™t stand at all
Mister St. John just bring your son€now
"Well hello there little boy.
Now don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just a little shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outaa water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
you'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He's not using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll drink their (her) brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they (she) might think it's deranged
But they (she)won't give it a thought
Once I've eaten their (her) brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they (she) think(s) it's strange,
They (she)won't think twice
If they (she)don't have a brain!
Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hour later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut shop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
i'll just grab my self a straw and drink em!!!
Now you've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I'll be your bestest friend.
BRAIN.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Do i look the same to you? 'cause i don't feel so
You know everything must change as time goes by.
Though it feels like yesterday when we first met.
i feel i'm sinking deeper.
Do you look the same to me? Well, i don't think so.
You know everything must change as time goes by
like the flowers that dry, locking inside
forever their beauty
And they said this feeling fades,
it gets stronger everyday
And they say that beauty fades.
You're more beautiful than ever.
They said we'd drift avay.
We're still standing here.
And it feels like everyday is our anniversary.
Well, i stumble through the dark and light a candle
and the path the wax will take, no one can know.
And you said it looked like snow or maybie clowds,
and i think it looks like Heaven
So we make it into a ring and make a mold.
And we melt above the flames the whitest gold.
when hot and cold collide what's left in place
is forever and ever
And they said our love would fade
it gets stronger everyday...
Some say things worth having take some time
As they get older they get better
There's a field of flowers and they smell like you
and i go walking through them when i feel you near me
you know I'd love to pick one for my lapel
but you know there are too many insects watching
I'm afraid they'd tell on me
and here the skies are neither day
nor night, in this place
where i close my eyes
its like my skin would try so hard to hold it back
there's an explosion it comes raining down
there's a smile you smiled at me
Anastasia your disappearance is the thorn in my side
Anastasia you know your absence is the thorn in my side
I think about you every night
and every day every moment since you left here
you were the one that got away as they say
everyone has an Anastasia
Your disappearance is the thorn in my side
Anastasia You know your absence is the thorn in my side
I kept your room just as you left it
There's not a toy out of place
Just in case the fates are kind and you come back someday
I don't want to live without my little Anastasia
Anastasia your disappearance is the thorn in my side
Anastasia you know your absence is the thorn in my side
Little Anastasia..
(I know you're out there)
And only you can take the thorn from my side
The sun goes down while children listen
All the way down
Black as a crow is the space in which you
leave me standing
All the way down.
if you'd seen the light of day
i'd hold you there tonight
And if you'd seen the light we'd go
All the way down.
Up there in space,
you're looking down on us,
Looking all the way down
And if you fell to Earth, they have a name
they call it, they say,
"All the way down"
if you burned your wings and fell into my arms
YOu know i wouldn't mind being
All the way down
i can't believe in Hell
but i've got to believe in Heaven
i wouldn't sleep at night not knowing
that you were somewhere better
if you burned your wings and fell into my arms
you know i wouldn't mind being
All the way down
All the way down
All the way down
Monday, time for Alchemy
I'm buried behind the gallery
come in and see a band
from Norway or Japan
pick up the CD while you're able
someone on a tiny German label
Miss Gothic NYC
Hey, save a dance for me
and please deposit if you please
some black lipstick on my peepee
Monday time for alchemy
so come in and have a pint
there's a hideous man named Mike
and a bunch of gothic tykes
and George at the bar with his fake fangs on
and hold everything, they're playing my song!
"It gets so lonely being evil"
It's Monday night again
so pull up a chair my friend
and Jason and Althea will be, oh, so glad to see ya
don't get cake on your velvet cape
here at Alchemy Mondays
You learn a lot about a girl
The way that you meet her
Was she with a guy when you me her?
How did she treat him?
Was she lying to her man
To be out holding your hand
Yeah, you learn a lot about a girl
Do you really believe that with you
it will be different?
Man, listen to me I did that too
Now it's here that I'm missing
I'm a guy that she lied to
Soon enough that guy will be you
Yeah, you learn a lot about a girl
Was it a nice clean even split
before you and she got into it?
Yeah, you learn a lot about a girl
Now here's a fact that is true
All men are dumb, all women are crazy
Hey, open your eyes
If you don't see this you're just being lazy
She's no saint as you can see
"Cause she's out with you
While she's living with me
Yeah, you learn a lot
Don't think you will not
Yeah, you learn a lot about a girl
I hear your voice
And the world goes astray
I see your face
And this place is okay
Oh, for just a moment of your time
Oh, now, that'd be sublime
Do you hear me?
I'm here for you
You don't see me
I'm way in the back of the ballroom
I've been here since last night at nine
I was the first in the line
You make me cry more than
anyone i've ever met in my whole life
You made me smile despite myself
I live for you, I wouldn't lie
You made me love you more than i
Love myself
Corner cafe, random meeting
Is that really you there?
Scrape me off the ceiling
I've waited my whole life for this day
Now, I don't know what to say
You are the sea and the sky
And i'm content to not know why
You are so great, I am so plain
I am that moth to your flame
...Wish I was good enough for you
When the Devil is too busy
And deaths a bit too much
They call me, by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Misfortune
To the Ladies I'm Surprise
But call me by any name
Anyway it's all the same
I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the demon in your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need!
While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip
down the stairs, I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
and I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.
I'm the fear that keeps you wake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying though my teeth!
If, while you're out in space, love, you're horny as a targ
Take a tip from a security chief, love that phat slut Tasha Yar
She discovered the pleasures of Data, he became her sexual pet
'Cause he's fully functional and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
His defiant, with its thrusters will explode in your wormhole
And he'll rub his trusty spangler, wrench on your warp core manifold
His multiphasic torpedo, will penetrate your rift
And cause a quantum singularity in your trans warp conduit
So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'Cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
He gently massages your gel packs while he replicates some lube
Then he shoves his throbbing razor beast into your Jeffery's tube
So lower your shields, spread your nacelles to make room for his craft
As he thrusts his delta flyer into your big fat juicy aft
So if you're a filthy horta Data's your bestest bet
'Cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
His pelvis, a tireless engine, he shakes it when he struts
He's full of dilithium crystals in his bolts and in his nuts
He too likes to be pleasured he will put you on your knees
And if you're into disgrace
He will cover your face with his android anti-freeze
So if you're a filthy horta, Data's your bestest bet
'Cause he's fully functional, and anatomically correct
He's fully functional and anatomically correct
Oh and now the end is near,
And I face that final curtain.
So goodbye to strife,
This is the last dance of my life.
Lord of this I'm certain.
I've been a sinner.
I've been a saint.
Done both good and evil deeds.
Oh, but in the end, I was good to my friends
and that's good enough for me.
Oh good lord, they say all souls you forgive.
Well if that's true then why,
Does there need to be a hell?
Hey, what's that sulfur-y smell?
Now I can feel, the fire, creepin' up my thigh.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
It's a Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh, Galileo, Mama Mia, scaramouche, scaramouche.
Oh, Beelzebub's got a devil put aside for me.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
With my flesh they'll make a feast.
I'm gonna be there in that number.
That's 666 the number of the beast.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
Well at least I'll have a view.
Oh I will see the fire, through the rusty razor wire.
Oh don't you worry, I saved a seat for you.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
And I might like it that way.
No this ain't no lie, I'd rather be Kentucky Fried
Than live and kicking in Jersey any day
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
I'd pray if I had the guile.
No this ain't no fib, I'd rather be a splatter on the Devil's bib.
'Cause on my knees repentent ain't my style.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
Oh please don't pray for me.
No I don't need to be saved, of the devil I ain't afraid.
There ain't nothin he can do that ain't already been done to me.
I'm goin to Hell, in a handbasket.
And I'll have good company too.
'Cause If I was so bad, than there's no need to be sad.
'Cause everybody else will be there too (including you).
Oh, oh good Lord, I only ask you forgive
The self-righteous who deceive
When your words they twist,
We both know Hell don't exist,
Except in the minds of the poor fools who believe
I shot out of bed
it was Easter morning
only 8am
I should still be snoring
But I heard a cry
coming from the crypts
and before my weary eyes
was a Bunnypocalypse!
I was kind of stunned
I looked all around
there were sleezter eggs
scattered on the ground
they cracked wide open
and coming out in waves
was a zombie bunny horde
from beyond the grave
A black cat crossed my path and said I had nothing to
fear.
I said Cat, you don't know Jack,
cause the Haremageddons here!
Tap tap, that double tap
to send them back to their crypts
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
for the Bunnypocalypse!
I turned and there I saw a Druid
He was mixing up a magic fluid
He told me Easter was a pagan holiday
"It's been Christian long enough
and we're taking it back today"
I called old Chuck Noris and the Boondock Saints
call the Pope in Rome,
they all told me wait
I called Bruce Campbell
got him on the phone.
he said keep your chin up boy
'cause now on your own.
A black cat crossed my path and said I had nothing to
fear.
I said Cat, you don't know Jack,
cause the Haremageddons here!
Tap tap, that double tap
to send them back to their crypts
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
for the Bunnypocalypse!
Keep a gun at your hips and a prayer on your lips
Un barquito de cÃiscara de nuez
Adornado con hojas de papel
Subiendo y bajando las olas
El barquito ya se fue
Navegar sin temor en el mar es lo mejor
No hay razon por ponerse a temblar
Y si viene negra tempestad
Reid remad y cantad
Navegar sin temor en el mar es lo mejor
Y si el cielo nos da muy azul
El barquito va contento
You're a fountain of blood
In the shape of a girl
I'm the bird on the brim
Hypnotized by the whirl
I drink you, make you feel real
Wet my beak in your stream
The game we're playing is life
Love's a two way dream
Leave me now return tonight
The tide will show you the way
If you forget my name, you will go astray
Like a killer whale trapped in a bay
You're a path of cinders
Burning under my feet
I'm the one who walks you
You're my one way street
You're a whispering water
A secret for me to hear
I'm the one who grew distant
When you beckoned me near
Leave me now return tonight
The tide will show you the way
If you forget my name, you will go astray
Like a killer whale trapped in a bay
You're a tree that grows hearts
One for each that I take
I'm the ground that you beat on
You're the branch that I break
And life is a necklace of tears
You undo them with your fear
And I am a fountain of fears
You fill me with your tears
Our love
Is a big ball of string
Devil collects it with a grin
What did I ever do to you
That you should treat me this way?
Is it really such a crime
For an angel to speak his mind?
In time I'll try to she'd some light
If I were a big boy I wouldn't cry
But since I'm not a big boy I'll have to cry
What did I ever do so wrong
That you should cast me from grace
Though I love to rule in hell here
How I miss the taste of heaven
It's soft and cool embrace
If I were a big boy I wouldn't cry
But since I'm not a big boy
I'll have to close my eyes
And picture what's it's like
I'm just like you
I'm made by him
Despised by they
I'm almost me
I'm nearly human look at me
I'm almost a human being
I'm just like you
Made by him
Despised by they
I'm almost me
I'm nearly human
Pity me I'm almost a human being
I still remember your light
It was streaming down
And burning out my eyes
If I were a big boy I wouldn't cry
But since I'm not a big boy
I'll have to close my eyes
And picture what it's like
I'm just like you
I'm made by him
Despised by they
I'm almost me
I'm nearly human look at me
I'm almost a human being
There tears are real
I'm jealousy I'm spite and hate
To the core I'm mean
I'm nearly human look at me
I'm almost a human being
I'm just like you
Better than he
To hell with they
I'm almost me
I'm nearly human
Pity me I'm almost a human being
Don't touch me
I couldn't bear the thought of it now
Don't touch me
I couldn't bear the strength
Don't touch me
I couldn't bear the thought of it now
Touch me touch me touch me
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