Why me? I don˜ know!
Why me? I don˜ know!
Why me? I don˜ know!
Why me? I don˜ know!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
Cuz I hide and I cry and I try
When I hide and I cry want to die
I keep it down, down, down, down, down
I keep it down, down, down, down, down
Was it a lie?
How low can you go, how low?
Why me? I don˜ know!
Why me? I don˜ know!
Why me? I don˜ know!
Why me? I don˜ know!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
Cuz I hide and I cry and I try
When I hide and I cry want to die
I keep it down, down, down, down, down
I keep it down, down, down, down, down, down, down
Was it a lie?
How low can you go, how low?
Why me? I don˜ know!
Why me? I don˜ know!
Why me? I don˜ know!
Why me? I don˜ know!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
My heart is broken and I can˜ fix it!
Why...
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
If something- broken you gotta fix it!
Why me? Why me?
I was sitting in my window
and It was cold outside
I was sitting in my window
when I saw you on the street
I was gonna kill you 'cause you made me mad
'cause there was anger raging through my soul!
so, I got my knife
I was gonna kill you
I was gonna follow you for blocks!
'cause I tracked you and I stabbed you
and I hurt you and I killed you
you were gonna die, you were gonna cry
I was gonna laugh feel so good inside!
blood that fills the golden bowl !
so, I tracked you inot the alleyway
I stabbed your back
ripped your heart right out of your chest
I throw it on the ground and watch it squish
It squishes
then I smear your blood all over my face
put your veins and arteries all over my face
make a necklace out of them!
YEAH!
with each stab, more life I take
I know this death is no mistake
the flesh and bones which now grow bare
I will not leave a breath to spare
nno remorse, no mistakes
this life of yours is mine to take
the deed is done
my sin is fun
your blood I drink, to make us one!
I touch your corpse one more time
my love for evil is no crime
my bones will rot for eternity
red death, last breath
The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died
The day Squid's gerbil died
He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.
He was D.O.A.
Don't do it! No!
Doggy's not supposed to chase him around at all
Squid put the dog gate up
So he couldn't get to the third floor
But doggy pushed it down and chased the gerbil all around,
Chased him in circles, from noon until four
Don't do it! No!
Don't do it! No!
She had to take care of him during Spring vacation,
Came in from playing one day
And he was dead on location
A gerbil stiff as a board
Staring blankly at the world
Now he wont play on his wheel anymore
Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!
Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!
The day Squid's gerbil died gerbil died gerbil died
The day Squid's gerbil died
He was D.O.A. D.O.A. D.O.A.
He was D.O.A.
The day Squid's gerbil died, Oh my god, how she cried
Don't do it! No!
Don't do it! No!
A little later on in life came a gerbil couple
They got together, had some babies
but then came trouble Daddy gerbil bit their heads off
Squid came too late to pull him off
More gerbil funerals, without heads they would rot
Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No!
Licking Sniffing, Pawing, Snorting, Pissing, Shitting,
Jumping, Drooling, Growling, Chasing, Staring, Digging,
No Means No Means No! No! No! No!
You're a bad bad dog
And I told you not to do it
And I told you not to go
You're a bad bad dog
And I told you not to do it
Now you're choking on a bone!
When I look into your big brown eyes
I see no one there I can despise
When I see deep in your soul
I feel so safe just holding on
But they tell me that it- okay
That theyâ-e raping lots of women every single day
Bolwing away all the children
If they were yours what would you do?
I want to know
Why are you so spoilt
I want to know
Why are you so spoilt
Painfully I watch the sunspots fade
My home is gone my body decayed
IŽ seconds away from all of you
When we meet again what will you do?
Our eyes are burnt now we can˜ see
Our hands are scorched we cannot feel
The war is ours and now you know weâ-e all to blame
It- such a shame
I want to know
Why are you so spoilt
I want to know
Why are you so spoilt
Never seen a war in my country
Never watched my sisters die
Never felt a burn of Nepalm
Never lost my hair to a flame of destiny
Don˜ drink the milk it- spoiled
Don˜ breathe the air it- spoiled
And don˜ step on the grass, Sam, it- spoiled!
In the red red acid rain
And in and out of our remains - spoiled
IŽ once removed, IŽ twice removed
IŽ so removed from the pain
So I remain spoiled spoiled
So I stay wrapped in your womb
So safe so safe inside your room
Holding on and holding on and holding on and on and on
I want to know
Why are you so
I want to know
Why are you so
I want to know
Why are you so
I want to know
Why are you so
Spoiled!
I hate the way you talk
I hate the way you say you hate the ways that I say I hate you
I hate it when you speak
Youâ-e talking down to all the world again
And you think it- cool
I hate your fucking face
You look ugly in this space
I hate your freakin out
I hate you!
I hate your attitude
Your pointing fingers in my face
You know I really find it rude!
I hate the way you think
That it- okay for you to feed me your poison
Didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didn˜ I didin˜ I already say
IŽ gonna shut you out
Didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I already say
IŽ gonna shut you out
Didn˜ I already say
How many times have I got to say
IŽ gonna shut you off
Didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I already say
IŽ gonna shut you out
Didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I already say
IŽ gonna shut you out
Shut you off! Shut you out
I hate the way you judge
I see the hateful affliction in your eyes
I hate the way you preach
To all the world with your self-inflected lies
I hate your fuckin house
I hate that space beween your brain and mouth
I hate you
Didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I already say
IŽ gonna shut you out
Didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I already say
IŽ gonna shut you out
Didn˜ I already say
How many times have I got to say
IŽ gonna shut you off
Didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I already say
IŽ gonna shut you off
Didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I didin˜ I already say
IŽ gonna shut you off
Shut you out! Shut you off
Eigth long arms to hold your love real tight
I'll hug you and sqeeze you, make you feel alright
since you and me were meant to be
my eight will be fine
I'll hold you in my arms
please let me know that your mine
Octopussy the monster of love
Oh, I love you baby
you're my sea turtle dove
Oct Oct Octopussy
If you say your mine
I'll take you down for some lovin"
show you where its at
inside my octopussy coven
Oct Oct Octopussy
with the sea anemones
you will there with me underneath
the coral reef hidden by my pussy sheath
deep below the fishes lay in the seaweed
we will play my eight all around you
I'm so gald my tentacles found you!
Oct Oct Octopussy
If eight ain't good enough
I'll try to give you some more
your love will be oozing out
to hit the deep sea green floor
I'm giving you your every inch and even my soul
so lets climb up together
on the sunkin ships pole
I'll take you to the deep dark blue
my love 8 x ias allways true
I'm the monster & you're the love
my eight arms fit you, like a glove
Well, I got caught in traffic
And it made me miss my flight
My flight!
And they aren˜ gonna have another one
Till tomorrow night!
That- right!
IŽ runnin for the train cuz IŽ late for work again!
Oh no!
And the door slam shut just before I can get in!
I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it!
I was born too late so I never got to see Jimmy Hendrix!
He- dead!
I was born too late so I never got to meet Sid Vicious!
He- dead!
I was born too late so I never got to see Ziggy Sardust!
Oh no!
I was born too late so I never got to see T-Rex!
I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it!
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it! (Born too late!)
Because I missed it!
I missed a ride
I missed a plane
I missed a light
I missed a train
Missed my sister
Missed my period
Missed my mother
Missed my father
Missed my boyfriend
Missed my girlfriend
I missed my missed my period!
Because I missed it missed it!
Because I missed it missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Missed it!
Born too late!
Born too late!
You got a square necklace to hold your prayers
ya eat all day to lose your cares
the foxiest lady that I've ever seen
and you got the right 'cause your Mabel King
Dee and Raj are by your side,
In the kitchen you run and hide
twinkies for Ree-Run and none for you
Dee ate all the apples too
Oh that necklace will keep you sane
In your twinkie-less hour It wont forsake.
Raj's glasses don't help him see
just on him to please you and me
Mabel King you are my savior!
Mabel King I'll be your slave
wait on you foot and hand
shout It out loud all over the land
*Chorus*
Mabel King, You are the Queen
the hottest babe on the 70's scene
with that square necklace that you wear
and you foxy buffant hair
you could have been a school aide instead
but then Mr. Thomas
could'nt give you head
Mabel King you are the best,
especially when you're undressed
there you're sitting on the toilet
you're thinkin bout a chicken,
your gonna boil it
butt cheeks spead all over the seat
for you taken a shit ain't no neat
*Chorus*
Can you belive it?
How fucked up!
Bruised knee
Shit outta luck
Life sucks
My VCR broke
I'm all outta coffee
You're all outta smokes!
Isn't it hard when you're spoiled rotten?
Got another luxury problem problem!
Got a roof over my head
I got a bathtub and a bed
Yet my life is on the brink
Yeah my life fucking stinks and
Too many friends too many
Phone calls, every one wants me
Is my biggest downfall
Isn˜ it hard when you're spoiled rotten?
Got another luxury problem problem!
Got a pimple and a dimple
I'm sick of my clothes and
I tipped on a ruty nail and fell right on my noes
Can˜ look on the bright side it stinks!
Even though I'm alright
I like to sit and pitty myself because it hurts
Isn˜ it hard when you're spoiled rotten?
Got another luxury problem problem!
What do you do when they're all after you?
What can you say? Your life is shit today!
You drop the ball and you feel small!
You idols idolize you, all you friends despise you
Your life is shit, cuz you're living it!
Luxury (problem)
Luxury (problem)
Luxury (problem)
Luxury (problem)
Luxury (problem)
Problem!
She can dance
She can sing
She can do most anything
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can built
She can fight
She can bust at your light
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
Never ever ever ever underestimate
She will kill you kill you with her hate
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can write
She can pose
She can punch you in your nose!
She can dance
She can sing
She can do most anything
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can built
She can fight
She can bust at your light
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
Never ever ever ever underestimate
She will kill you kill you with her hate
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can write
She can pose
She can punch you in your nose!
With a hammer and nails
Or lipstick and tails
She is Woman!
She can dance
She can sing
She can do most anything
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can built
She can fight
She can bust at your light
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
Never ever ever ever underestimate
She will kill you kill you with her hate
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can write
She can pose
She can punch you in your nose!
With a hammer and nails
Or lipstick and tails
She is Woman!
She can dance
She can sing
She can do most anything
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can built
She can fight
She can bust at your light
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
Never ever ever ever underestimate
She will kill you kill you with her hate
She is the jerk the jerk of all trades
She can write
She can pose
She can punch you in your
Pick, pick, pick, it- makin me sick
I wish the sleep fairy would come do the trick
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Chew, chew, chew on my lip
IŽ gettin an ache in my left hip
Uh huh, uh uhu
Stare, stare, stare at the clock
Hearin it tick tock, tick tock, tick tock!
Sit up and lay down
Take a walk and slow down
I wanna go down, I wanna go to...
Toss and turn, toss and turn
I›e still got 8 more hours to burn, oh no!
Flip and flop and toss some more
TV off and TV on
I just want to go to sleep!
Sit up and lay down
Take a walk and slow down
I wanna go down, I wanna go to...sleep!
One, two, I can˜ sleep
Three, four, IŽ countin sheep
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and IŽ still awake!
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia!
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia!
I wanna go to
I really need to
Please God let me!
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle under the sheets
Thinkin of you while the bed creaks, oh yeah!
Dribble, dribble, dribble on my pillow
Why do the hours have to pass so slow!?!
I just want to go to sleep!
Sit up and lay down
Take a walk and slow down
I wanna go down, I wanna go to...sleep!
One, two, I can˜ sleep
Three, four, IŽ countin sheep
Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten and IŽ still awake!
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia!
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia!
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia!
Insomnia, insomnia, insomnia!
I wanna go to
I really need to
Please God let me!
I dont claim to ride a bike
with long black hair to show my might
I dont follow the latest styles
they make me throw up bright green bile
I dont have to shave my head
or walk around and beg for bread
I dont have big ears that stick out
or act like my parents threw me out!
Dont parade around town
or shoot up gloo that gets me down
I dont have lots of holes in my arm
and have'nt used up all my charms,
dont go to clubs 'cause I think its cool,
and hang out with all the fools
so glad. oh so glad I'm not you
I dont sit in a highrise office
and think about how much money I make
I dont have a greasy toupe or walk around with hair thats fake
dont have pearls, or cars or furs
only cowboy boots, no spurs
no silk sheets apon my bed
glad I'm not you, I'd rather be dead!
I have acid wash, but no poodle hair
thats why I shot you that ugly stare
no high heels with jeans and socks
I rather have a bagel, hold the lox
no tan in the middle of winter
I'd rather have a ten foot splinter
*Chorus*
The first day that I saw you
I thought you were so fine
I thought that you could be, that you could be the one
I took me week and weeks
To get the nerves to talk to you
I had such very high hopes
That you could bethe one
You think that you are hot stuff
Think that youâ-e pretty cool
But in my deck of cards now
You play the fool!
And when I look back on it
On all the wasted time
I spent just thinkin about you
And wishin you were mine
I had the fever but the fever is gone
I don˜ want you anymore
Tryin to shake you but youâ-e holdin on
I don˜ want you anymore
Thought youâ-e right but youâ-e Mr. Wrong
I don˜ want you anymore
Sad but true IŽ over you!
I don˜ want you anymore
I had such ver high hopes
That you could be the butter for my toast
Well in my mind
You were red hot
But it turned into a long shot!
Because I guess in time
Well I just changed my mind
Becaue I guess inside
Well I just changed my mind!
Started off but didn˜ last long
I don˜ want you anymore
Tryin to shake you but youâ-e holdin on
I don˜ want you anymore
Thought youâ-e right but youâ-e Mr. Wrong
I don˜ want you anymore
Sad but true IŽ over you!
I don˜ want you anymore
I don˜ want you, don˜ want you anymore!
I don˜ want you, don˜ want you anymore!
I don˜ want you, don˜ want you anymore!
I don˜ want you, don˜ want you anymore!
Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News
My tongue is hairy, my lips are blue
Oh Dear Dotti what will I do?
Shaved my tongue but my back is hairy too!
Signed, Hairy and Blue
Honey you're funny, with a hairy tongue
I can't imagine who would want some
Stop shaving and get it waxed
No one likes a hairy trap oh hairy trap
Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News
I married my dad, my mom's my aunt
I'm going to ashram, so I can chant,
Dotti, I just gotta know, should I stay with Daddy
Or should I go, Signed, I don't know.
Don't know, you're cracked, married you pop?
You just admitted your life is a flop
Go to the ashram, chant up a storm
You're too big an idiot to ever, ever be reformed.
Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News
Dear Dotti what should I do?
I wrote this letter to you
I know you'll tell me the truth
In The Weekly World News
All that i wanted was to get away for a while
I got a cheap flight and I was good to go
Less than an hour in the air I felt it deep inside
I felt the earth come closer and closed my eyes
I can˜ look
IŽ falling
IŽ falling
IŽ falling
And there- no one to catch me
IŽ falling (IŽ calling)
IŽ falling (IŽ calling)
IŽ falling (IŽ calling)
No one- gonna catch me!
What did I do to deserve this?
Sysuphus pushed a rock
What- in the store for me?
What did I do to deserve this?
At the gates of hell
What- waiting for me?
All I wanted was to get away
Stuck in the mud now until my last breath
When I left the house this morning I wasn˜ thinkin out death
My eyes are stuck together caked with the mud
My lungs are slowly filling with leaves and thwigs and bugs
And IŽ sinking
IŽ sinking
And there- no way out
IŽ sinking (IŽ slippin)
IŽ sinking (IŽ slippin)
IŽ sinking (IŽ slippin)
No one- gonna get me out!
What did I do to deserve this?
Sysuphus pushed a rock
What- in the store for me?
What did I do to deserve this?
At the gates of hell
What- waiting for me?
All I wanted was to get away
What did i do?
What did i do?
What did i do?
All I wanted was to get away!
Brickface and Stucco met on the corner
Of 48th st. and 3rd Boulevard
Brickface in a white t-shirt
Stucco wore a skin tight skirt
They'd go to the Village on saturdays
Go to Broadway and see cheap plays
Brickface decided he was a she and
Stucco decided to go out to sea
In fishnet stocking and old saltines
They parted happily, said they'd meet
again in 2003, 2003, 2003 !
Get out of the old neighborhood!
Get out while your still looking good!
Wake up, brake up & go
Wake up, brake up & go
Brickface and Stucco
Brickface grew his short hair long
Bought some wigs and tried them all on
Cheap perfume and old lame'
Gonna wax his legs today
Stucco sailed the seven seas
Grew a beard and drank some teas
Used cheap women, drank lots of gin
Thought of Brickface now and again
Now and again! Now and again!
Wake up, make up & go!
Wake up, make up & go!
They had a child together
Sail the oceasn, what could be better
Babe was born on November 10
They named her Formica Linoleum,
Linoleum...
Why must I stand on my toes?
Perfect smile and skin tight cloths
Cinched waist, no cunt to piss with
A stamp on my ass
Little girls worship me,
but that'll come to pass
But at last....
I'm turning over a new loaf
I'm eating dry toast
I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet,
I have cellulite
Bitterness Barbie, sge ain't smiling
Bitterness Barbie, she ain't styling
Bitterness Barbie, boobs are sagging
Bitterness Barbie, ass is dragging
What if I had a mastectomy?
Would they buy a one titted barbie?
With wiskers, clogged up pores
You know they'd take me out of the stores
Kids don't like me, moms are mad,
I'm going off the market cause I look so sad.
Female pattern baldness befell
Barbie wigs so no one can tell
A barbie with age spots, well I never
vericose veins would sure be clever
"Pluck my eyebrows", Barbie today
Shave my toes and back today
Imagine If my eyes were crossed
Or If my hair was grey and course
With a sneer on my face
And a stain in my panties
A hairy crotch, an extra nipple!
I'm turning over a new loaf
I'm eating dry toast
I'm wearing slippers on my flat feet
I have cellulite
Crying tears of Crisco grease
Was I a beauty?
Am I a beast?
Hello dear, theres some popcorn in here,
there's some soda & icecream, but dont touch the beer.
ok, sure, I'll be alright,
don't worry I won't have a party tonight!
good hon, now thats just fine
we'll be back at a quarter to nine
yes ma'm and I'll see you later
dont worry I'll be on my best behavior!
are they gone yet?
have they driven away?
am I free yet?
Is it time to play?
take the tab, stick it on my tongue
this crummy job will be somefun!
lord, I hope they never come back!
ok kid, step on the oven rack
you wanna know how the baby is?
dont worry, she's almost done
what do you mean she's almost done?
don't worry she's almost done
walls are melting, whats that funny smell?
this lucky girl is going to hell
*Chorus*
Baby Sitters On Acid
every town in the USA!
Oh my gracious, oh my soul
wheres my baby?
Oh no!!
well I dont know, I'm trippin' check the kitchen
you'll find her maybe!
what do you mean, bitch, what are you saying?
I'm not leaving without getting paid!
why don't you go take a look!
Oh my god my baby's cooked!!
*Chorus*
Well, I got a spork, and I'm in my skorts,
I'm havin a spritzer, and I can see the moon,
My gauchos feel good,
I'm havin some Brunch,
but this question keep comin' up!
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
SPORK!
SPORK!
SPORK!
I got sneakers with heels and hi heels with wheels
Got a cat that's a dog and a fish that's a frog
I look up at the sun, as I chew on some gum,
But this question keeps plaugin' us!
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
IS IT A FORK OR IS IT A SPOON
SPORK!
SPORK!
SPORK!
I hear that lunch bell ringin'!
Oh baby made of confection
please give me some of your affection
you taste so nice, you can't go sour
I love you, lick you by the hour
Sugar Luv'
oh honey your so sweet
I just got to have some of that candy meat
hey little lover you feel so good
hold me all night, I know you could!
Sugar FUCKIN Luv'
love me all the time, I'll be your slave
huggin and a kissin, rockim to your grave
'cause in the night I dream of you
I think of all the groovy lovin we can do
Veins, scream for more needles
your a whore, do anything to get one in
to feel the warmth of this deadly pin
to be sick is pergatory
when your numb, your numb in all your glory
the pain would make you cease
to exist for peace of mind, you can't resist
anything to make it stop
the pains too great for you
gotta cop
someday aids will atke your being
but to the needle
you keep on fleeing
can't feel bad, wont give ya pity
"cause you chose a life thats shitty!
*Chorus*
Pin Eye Woman just one more fix
Pin Eye Woman, stop your turning trix!
you gotta have it
your sickly treat
you'll even sell your ass on the street
the first prick brings you sanity
your Pin Eye Woman vanity
floating high above your bones
think your as cool as the Rolling Stones!?!
cuttin into the bathroom
waitin for the bell
they say its high school but I think it's hell
puffin a joint into the vent
been up all night an' I feel spent
guards around the corner so I better work fast
or this suspension will be my last
stone walls, the floors, sick of all these dictators
get a note to the nurse
i run in the office and steal her purse
go out, get drunk in the park
hang out late until its dark
dont get up the next day
I just stay home and sleep
hate my classes/teachers anyway
ain't been there for weeks, no!
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no more JAPS in cashmere sweaters
no more jocks in tall sweat socks
now I'm failling all my classes
trying to cheat off the nerd with glasses
I'm going to P.S.Hell
now I'm out of that hell hole
now I'm the one who takes control
no assholes yelling at my hair
they can yell all they want
I dont care
Yeah!!!
If you wanna watch a movie,
And eat some popcorn,
I'll say yeah yeah yeah yeah!!
If you wanna go for a ride,
I love to go real fast, oh,
I like it sour
I like it sweet
I like it hot, I like it cold
I like it new, I like it old
I like it inside, I like it in the street
And if you wanna just hang out,
And if you wanna dance inside,
And if you wanna do somethin
And if you wanna just say yeah just say yeah
just say yeah just say yeah.
Yeah!
If you wanna eat some candy,
Well I got plenty right here, yeah!
I like it sour
I like it sweet
I like it hot, I like it cold
I like it new, I like it old
I like it inside, I like it in the street
And if you wanna just hang out,
And if you wanna dance inside,
And if you wanna do somethin
Or if you wanna do nothin,
And if you wanna be happy,
And if you wanna just say yeah just say yeah
just say yeah just say yeah.
She looks like a boy
But she- really a girl
Kick your ass
Make your straight hair curl
She got the soya beancurd
And won˜ give it up for free
So don˜ mess with her factory!
Everybody- gonna Wing Chung tonite!
Better run for cover when she stays in sight
Everybody- gonna Wing Chung tonite!
She- the one who- gonna win the fight!
She light you on fire when she- flyin through the air
Fights with sticks and swords and her hands all bare
She?l kick your ass cuz she has no fear
Wing Chung!
She- always the winner
Wing Chung!
She?l make a tofu dinner
Wing Chung!
She may be mean
Wing Chung!
She- a Kung Fu queen!
Everybody- gonna Wing Chung tonite!
Better run for cover when she stays in sight
Everybody- gonna Wing Chung tonite!
She- the one who- gonna win the fight!
There- a big show down between her and the guys
She chops with her arms head lockd with her thights
You may be worried but to your suprise
She swats them out like annoying little flies
Everybody- gonna Wing Chung tonite!
Better run for cover when she stays in sight
Everybody- gonna Wing Chung tonite!
She- the one who- gonna win the fight!
I wonder what goes on
I wonder what I€ find
Behind all the eyes
behind all the eyes
I wonder who lives there
Beyond the walls of lies
I see the hurt and the drain
I see the lost and the gain
Then I wonder what they all do
(I wasn˜ listening to you)
When they go home
(I wasn˜ hearing a word of it!)
Where are they goin to?
Are they going blind?
(I was stone I was shot)
Well I don˜ know anymore
I can˜ know anymore
Cuz I cannot control
What isn˜ mine
I see the wrinkles and veins
I see the broken dreams and pain
I›e wondered ever since birth
I›e wondered what is worth!
Yeah and when I looked yo the door
It- what I saw
And I saw you
As your stare tears thru my eyeballs
I wanna rip-rip into you
Well do they wonder of me?
(I wasn˜ listening to you)
So I sit back and focus on
(I wasn˜ hearing a word of it!)
What- mine!
(I was stone I was shot)
Excuse me, excuse me!
Are you listening to me?
This is my stop
And I gotta get out!
I gotta get out!
I gotta get out!
A bit of finger is good for me
come into my mind and maybe you'll see
the leaf is sweet and the fairies wear boots
the hand of doom is planning your roots
wall of sleep is drawing on
beneath the shadows, your fear is gone
tell me, am I going insane?
people am I going insane?
take my hand and we'll go riding
to the summer skies of love
you think your the lord of this world
but whose watching from above?
I wanna reach up and touch the skies
at electric funerals no one ever cries
bring black orchids on my wedding day
the sabbath is bloody
but who am I to say?
it's a wicked world, death spinning
round-a-round round-a-round
I gotta fly, can't have my feet
fall on the ground, feel kinda paranoid
but I like it here being in the void
danger coming better run and hide
the man of iron is coming inside
the sleeping village welcomes you in,
war pigs are coming
but you dont have to be afraid
tell it to the wizard when he walks by
have a rat salad at the hole in the sky
toxic angel carry me away
death is coming on the sabbath day
smokin and tripping is all that you do
dont you know the wizard is coming for you?
a bit of finger is good for me
come into my mind and maybe you'll see
the leaf is sweet and the fairies wear boots
the hand of doom is planting for you
it's just a warning
She took care of him
And all the children
She always fed him
The children and the grandchildren
She came last
He came first
She was strong and he fell weak
He was hooked up to a life prolonging machine
And he promised to wear a toto and some toe shoes
Now IŽ picture him strong and dancing
And she slowly loses hearing
But all she has is family
And all that matters is the family tree
What- left?
When you›e done it all
What left?
When you›e seen it all
Always watched the women be strong
Take care of everyone
Always watched the women be strong
Take care of everyone
And now he- dancing
And now he- dancing
And now he- dancing
And now he- dancing
Now he- gone with the cats and dogs and turtles
And gerbils buried in the backyard
He took the trees from her
She watches TV
Drinks her scotch and has ice cream for dinner
And now he- dancing
But all she has is family
And all that matters is the family tree
What- left?
When you›e done it all
What left?
When you›e seen it all
Always watched the women be strong
Take care of everyone
Always watched the women be strong
Take care of everyone
And now he- dancing
And now he- dancing
And now he- dancing
And now he- dancing
What- left?
And now he- dancing
What- left?
And now he- dancing
What- left?
And now he- dancing
What- left?
And now he- dancing
What- left?
And now he- dancing
What- left?
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
Even if you have it all someone else has more
Even if you got a car crash it into a wall
Even if you got a rainbow throw away the pot of gold
Even if your eyes are open you just don't see the light
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
Even if you got what you want you'll say you wanted more
Even if you sleep on diamonds roll over onto coal
Even if you smell the roses you just take home the thorns
Even if your skies are clear you just bring in the clouds
Can't hold on for one more day
Can't hold on for one more day
Can't hold on for one more day
With all you got, you're throwing it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
With all you got, you're throwin it away
Even if you think you're god,
You're nailed to a cross
Even if your bike is found
Complain that you are lost
Even if I love you more
Turn it into disdain
Even if the sun is shining
Its pouring acid rain
Can't hold on for one more day
Can't hold on for one more day
Can't hold on for one more day
With all you got, you're throwing it away
With all that you got, you're throwin it away
Baby- so big now
What will she be?
Will she have a beard like Mom
Or wear hi-heels like Daddy?
She- all set up with balls and trucks
With sugar and with kiss dolls and with lots of luck!
Oh little linoleum
What will you be?
The return of Brickface and Stucco
Youâ-e growing wild and free
Youâ-e staring at the wall
Are you wondering?
Oh Mommy, oh Daddy!
IŽ changing!
Oh Daddy, oh Mommy!
IŽ thinking!
Brickface turns to Stucco
With wonder in his eye
Will we have we done the right thing?
I know how hard we›e tried
With ballet and trombone and Kung Fu at the Dojo
She- growing up so strong with full of pride!
Oh little linoleum
Far out to sea
The return of Brickface and Stucco
Youâ-e growing wild and free
Do you think you?l become
A shim or she?
Youâ-e staring at the wall
What are you thinking?
I know how hard we›e tried
And I am glad youâ-e full of pride!
Oh Mommy, oh Daddy!
IŽ changing!
Oh Daddy, oh Mommy!
IŽ thinking!
Oh Mommy, oh Daddy!
IŽ growin!
Oh Daddy, oh Mommy!
IŽ aching, yeah!!
I am also full of pride
And I know how hard you›e tried!
Baby- never gonna grow up
All he can do is throw up
Only crawls, he can˜ walk
Never gonna lern to talk
Cattleprod him, kept him small
he won˜ stand up t all
Rub his legs they won˜ go bad
Momma- gettin mad
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
No!
Baby- such a big boy
To his sister he- a big toy
One crawls into his crib
She pulled off his bib
Babs worker- just as wacked
The whole scene there is fuckin cracked
Tries to make him toss his ball
All he can do is crawl
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
No!
He has a pathetic cry at the age of 35
His adulthood has been hog tied
All he?l ever do is cry
He sucks a sister- tit
And his mamma puts an end of it
Alba keeps him in his pen
His nightmare never ends
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
Never gonna
Grow up at all
No!
Weâ-e all goin down!
Hey Casey where youâ-e goin with that gun in you hand?
I heard you shot a lad insane in a white riot of white light and white heat
You got your whips and furs and youâ-e a warrior in tromaville
Well I don˜ wanna be in your crazy dungeon cuz that- where they all fall
Youâ-e all goin down! Youâ-e all goin down!
Youâ-e all goin down! Youâ-e all goin down!
And IŽ going too!
Are they all lost for life or just in trauma zone?
You may wonder but on their plunder it- a terrifying ride, yeah
Everybody- burnt and keep forgetting to watch their backs oh no!
Breasts are explodin and guns are reloadin and it- gonna be a big blood bath!
Youâ-e all goin down! Youâ-e all goin down!
Youâ-e all goin down! Youâ-e all goin down!
And IŽ going too! And IŽ going too!
And IŽ going too! And IŽ going too!
Run for life Casey- got a knife SGT
Kabuki man, toxic avenger, fish man you better live fast
Cuz erveybody- goin down
And IŽ going too!
your cotch is burning
aint that a shame
too bad I'm not the one to blame
you say you hate me
well, good 'cause I hate you
I dont know why, but Henry told me to
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take this! take that!
but no one is going to take my FUCKIN rights back
dont touch me in the street... no!
uncertain damage done to my ears
'cause some motherfucker did'nt like my shoes
we'll its too bad, you made me mad
because I know where you live... aaha
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take this, take that
but no one is ever going to take my FUCKING rights back
dont touch us in the street
'cause we aint your tits & meat
because where fuckin women
thats right
well its too bad you made us mad
'cause we know where you live.. aaha
dont look too long
'cause chicks are superstrong
you've got no right to touch us
you are all dead wrong!
I am Jan Brady,
and you must believe that
or forever perish in your doubt
I am the soul embodiment of Jan,
and I exist to serve the Brady alter
for I have become one with another soul,
and I have no need for others!
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Jan Brady has returned
took over my soul and body
then the hairstyle flew up all by itself
never to be changed
I am Jan, Jan I am
I like to eat green eggs and ham
so now you must believe and worship me
or else a lost soul you will be
I pick up my lunch from Alice our house keeper
I go to school with my Brady brothers
we live in the same house
but we come from different mothers!
*Chorus*
I know I cracked the family picture with my bike
I was'nt wearing my glasses
but I fixed everything with a bat of my eye lashes
with my wig, I'll be a smash
polyester plaid bell bottoms,
I ain't no TRASH!!!!
*Chorus*
IŽ not so I don˜
I can˜ so I won˜
I could but I shouldn˜
But I can˜ so I wouldn˜
I might but I can˜
I›e got so I don˜
I would but I shouldn˜
But I not so sure I couldn˜
Say what you mean
Mean what you say
Don˜ say it mean
Say what you say what you say what you mean!
I can˜ go on like this
I didn˜ understand a word you said
You didn˜ mean to not to
But you did˜ cuz you couldn˜
But you would›e if you could›e
And you might but you wouldn˜
Say what you mean
Mean what you say
Don˜ say it mean
Say what you say what you say what you mean!
For today will soon be yesterday
Tomorrow will be today
And IŽ waiting every day
For you to...
Say what you mean
Mean what you say
Don˜ say it mean
Say what you say what you say what you mean!
Will you say what you mean?
Will you mean what you say?
You try to tell me but I don˜ quite understand
What you think how you feel where you stand
You open up your mouth and then you start to quit
Why don˜ you just come out and say it!?!
Say what you mean
Mean what you say
Don˜ say it mean
Say what you say what you say what you mean!
I'm a psychotic, neurotic
a regular Frankenstein
I got worms in my head
and there eating up my mind
I'm a diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic
psychopathic mongoloid
with every breath I steal life
descend into the void
strychnine inmy brain
running in circles
but you cant try to tame me
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can't you see it's all connected?
can't you see its all connected?
you know I have to be respected
I'll see you in your nightmares
ultramachine eyes; your fears
I'm Jack The Ripper, Clarence Thomas
in disguise, revised
i got supersonic ears and big brother eyes
surprise! look in the mirror
'cause I posses the best in you
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wake up and open your mind
you seem so hard to find
all alone in the darkness
your mind is such a mess,
wondering what will happen if you go over the edge
nno pennies in the wishing well
in a corner amongst the fools
Jesus Christ will love you
'till you die and go to hell!
Comin up to your door
I›e never seen you before
Weâ-e gonna have a little fun
In Brooklyn playing Ring and Run
Ring and Run Ring and Run
Ring and Run Ring and Run
On Avenue U buying records just a few
Doorbells crying out on me
I gotta ring ém just to see
Ring and Run Ring and Run
Ring and Run Ring and Run
Got nowhere I gotta go
So I ring 5 in a row
Intercoms all say "Hello"
Take my time to pick it out
Laughing as we ran about
Knocking over garbage cans
Ain˜ got no future plans but
Ring and Run Ring and Run
Ring and Run Ring and Run
Got nowhere I gotta go
So I ring 5 in a row
Intercoms all say "Hello"
Comin up to your door
I›e never seen you before
Weâ-e gonna have a little fun
In Brooklyn playing Ring and Run
Ring and Run Ring and Run
Ring and Run Ring and Run
Ring and Run Ring and Run
Ring and Run Ring and Run
Ring and Run Ring and Run
I've got quite a pain inside of my... yeah
I must plug it up with a....
you may never know what it feels like to have
might know pain but never pain like this...
what adrag to be on the rag
gotta have some chocolate it tastes soooo good
leave me alone because I will....
gonna give you my eyes of death
dont look at me
pain, pain, so much pain
pain in the liquid
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what a drag when I feel this way
I know I cant just get away
trapped in a hell thats created by me
no escape from the blood running tree
what a drag, what a drag, what a FUCKING drag
run right from the street into the bathroom
rip the plug right outta my... yeah
rivers run red, red and thick now
dont you
throbbing pelvis underneath the rag
what a drag, what a drag,
what a FUCKING drag
I?l stare in the sun too long
And burn my eyes out
I?l hold my hand on the store
And melt my flesh off
Dare me to jump and I?l be the first
Can˜ push me too far cuz IŽ always the worst!
I?l be the one who- actually dumb
I?l be the one to do the things tha?no one- done
I?l be the first one to take the dare
Cuz IŽ # 1! IŽ not scared!
I?l shave my nose off
I?l chop my baby toe off
I?l tattoo my eyes from the inside
So I can see it!
I?l pierce my colon
So my shit comes out like Play Dough
I?l knock my tooth out
I?l slice my ear lobe!
I?l be the one who- actually dumb
I?l be the one to do the things tha?no one- done
I?l be the first one to take the dare
Cuz IŽ # 1! IŽ not scared!
You can˜ stop me
You can˜ shock me
IŽ too crazy!
Cuz I?l chop off my leg
I?l tattoo my head
And don˜ think I won˜ fucking do it!
I?l Be the one who- actually dumb
I?l be the one to do the things tha?no one- done
I?l be the first one to take the dare
Cuz IŽ # 1! IŽ not scared!
Get in!
Let- go!
We›e still got such a long way to go
We got a 10 hour drive
And a half tank of gas
We got seven people stuffed
In the back of the van
We wonder why we do it
Well it- just cuz we haven˜ got a better plan
What can you do
When you got nothing to lose?
IŽ tellin you
I do what I wanna do
I always knew
I won˜ stop until IŽ through!
I give
What do I get?
Well I guess I really don˜ know yet
We›e seen every floor
Of every motel 6
We got dirty clothes and lost guitars
And weâ-e all sick
It- a small price to pay
And we pay it every single day
What can you do
When you got nothing to lose?
IŽ tellin you
I do what I wanna do
I always knew
I won˜ stop until IŽ through!
Pack my bags into the van
Write set lists put make up on
Now it- time to get what- comin to me, me, me!
No more workin for the man
Quit my job and grabbed my wig
Hit the stage and rip this town
And IŽ gone, gone, gone
Go!
What can you do
When you got nothing to lose?
IŽ tellin you
I won˜ stop until Im through
IŽ tellin you
I do what I wanna do
I always knew
I can˜ stop until IŽ through!
My brown eye's blue, from so much lovin, I'm gettin
Another lovin oven, one that makes me feel more like,
The woman trapped, so long inside
My body hair has been removed, but I sure have
some muscley thighs The hormones soften up my voice
Goin all the way, I've made the choice
Kick off my boots, slip on my heels, now I'm truly me.
powder my nose pull on some hose, I'm feelin' free
My lipstick's on, brows penciled on I am so pretty
And even though I'll never bleed, that's o.k. with me
I'm more than a woman, more than a man
I feel larger than life, you must understand
When I was a little boy, Malibu Baribe was my favorite toy
Now there is just no Mistaking, I'm a woman
Just awaking, I feel alive,
A new rebirth, It cost a lot but I think it's worth it
Took many years to have this done, now once a day
I touch my breasts put on a bra, daytime lingerie
Walk down the street in summer's heat strutting to
And fro I'm in a dress, no need to tuck, I'm finally free!!
I strut my stuff all down the street now I'm truly me
I whistle as the boys go by, I'm feelin free I check my
Face and grip my mace they won't dare hurt me
I'm feelin right, go out tonite and that's okay with me!
Mr. Lady.
wont leave the house till its all in place
you know a mess is a human discrace
clean up the dishes take out the trash
cats are fed and potatoes are mashed
one day the juice was left out
she was in a rush
wont leave the juice out on the table
she'd rather not go
leave the juice out for 5 minutes
leave it out for 10 or 12
your life is tick tick tocking by
leave the juice out befroe its too late
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wont leave the juice out
cvant hook-up the water spout
cant record on the vcr,
but she works
she works so hard, mom oh mom
just leave it on the table
go outside and smell the air,
its not clean its worse then the table
but you breathe it everywhere
studies oh she studies
she studies so hard
reads those books, writes those papers
heats up coffee thats been sitting there
if it tastes a little old she does'nt care
but beware
you dont like our tattoos
but you kinda like my pink hair
I dont like your panty hose
I like a different kind of underwear
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I left the house before it was too late
now I'm living like a human, just great!
bye mom, I'll see ya later
Mmm...Donuts
Boston Cream
Sprinkles
Gimme a dozen
Ummm Donuts
Crullers
Chocolate
Mmm...Donuts
I'm makin it with other species
lickin up thier little feces
a german shepard, a big strong leopard
they do it better than any man can!
*Chorus*
Makin it with other species
Makin it with other species
Makin it with other species
Makin it with other species
china was, monkeys too, salamanda's stick like glue,
a big cow or just a horse
and a little duck of course
little chicken, big fat hen
all the tigers in the den
a porqupine is kinda kinky
gerbils can be pretty stinky
any animal any size I love then all
you gotta realize
don't talk back
even if they explode.
*Chorus*
little hamster you feel so fine
your soft fur Is just sublime
I'm makin it with other species
Light as a feather, stiff as a board
Stii as a week in May
I dare you, I dare you,
Do it now or you can't play
Jump the bridge, just for kicks
Jump the bridge and pray
I dare you, I dare you, do it & die today
Light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Everybody's doin' it,
Don't think your gonna get away
2 fingers all around, light the candle
Raise the dead
Hair raisin on the back of my neck
A wrinkled hand on the tarot deck
I dare you, I dare you,
Don't worry it'll be okay
Light as a feather, stiff as a board!
Seance in the summer outside
We'll make out in the pool
Seven minutes in heaven, better do it
Spin the bottle, slip the tongue
Or you wont be cool !
It's okay that you did'nt invite me
I could'nt make it anyway
Spin the bottle's just not for me
Anyhow I gotta go to ballet
Boys with cans of Bianca spray
Girl's with floral bouquet
I don't mind if you dare me
I wont be there anyway!
Light as a feather, stiff as a board,
Stiff as a board!
Okay now it's your turn don't look
Stupid don't look prude
Do it baby, baby do it, do it baby, baby do it
Don't you wanna be in?
Oh I know i'm nnot invited to all
the kissin parties after school
Me in my high water apnts
Being dissed by the kids who thought they were cool !
Light as a feather, stiff as a board,
Stiff as a board
Don˜ wanna hear it
Don˜ wanna hear it
Don˜ wanna hear it
No no no no!
We had enough
We can see
If you had listened
You might have had one more chance!
Can˜ take it back now
Can˜ take it back now
Can˜ take it back now
No no no no
So watch your back now
So watch your back now
So watch your back now
Now now now now
We don˜ care
What you say
It- too late now
You should have thought before you spoke!
You had no rhyme or reason
To show us any disrespect
If you had any self-control
We might not be in this mess!
My first kiss was - underwater
I like to have it - underwater
Four years old and - underwater
I waited for it - underwater
I think about it when IŽ at home
I wanna go kissin when IŽ at home
Why don˜ you just kiss me!?!
It- just a kiss
It- just a kiss
Gave up kissin - out of water
Gave to punchin - out of water
Bloody knuckles - out of water
Goin - out of water
Kisses tuned to punches instead
They throuw footballs at my head
Why don˜ you just kiss me
It- just a kiss
It- just a kiss!
1st base, 2nd base - all the way home
I can˜ go kissin alone
1st base, 2nd base - all the way home
I can˜ go kissin alone
Back to kissin - underwater
I wanna kiss you - underwater
Gonna drown me - underwater
Gone kissin - underwater
I think about it when IŽ alone
I wanna go kissin when IŽ at home
Why don˜ you just kiss me
It- just a kiss
It- just a kiss
1st base, 2nd base - all the way home
I can˜ go kissin alone
1st base, 2nd base - all the way home
I can˜ go kissin alone
1st base 2nd base 3rd base home
All the way home
I can˜ go kissin alone
1st base 2nd base 3rd base home
All the way home
I can˜ go kissin alone
1st base 2nd base 3rd base - FUCK!
It's 4:44, you enter in the dark
Kiss my face and hold my paw
I start to bark! Arf! Arf! Arf!
Wish I was a mongrel pup
Then I would sleep the whole night through
I would lick your feet all day
I would always wait for you!
Now I lay me down to sleep
You're snoring while I weep
I am clinging to your warmth
I must find in my own heart!
When I dia and am reborn
You will be my pup, all mine
You will pick up after me
You will want me all the time
I panic in my little nest
I can't imagine being without you
But I know it's for the best
For my happiness
Now this little mongrel pup
Is off the leash and out to stray
I will lick myself all over
And try h-h-hard, not to think of you...
In the dogyard
Not going to be your mongrel pup
Mongrel pup !
Mongrel pup !
Mongrel pup !
Never wanted to live like this
Never understood why
All my lfe nothing ever worked out
Think I lived a lie
Told him not to touch me again
Said I was a liar
Said I never did anything wrong
But I knew that everything was wrong
Now IŽ lying on a cot
Staring at three walls
The bars that separate me and the world
Melt away the scars
Can˜ see why I should stay
On this earth too long
Noww I take off my bra
And I sing this song
Cross my heart and hope to die
Can˜ go on I tell you why
18 hours too late for me
Now I hope to die with the 36C
Now I tell you why
I was stopped for a speeding ticket
I was so embarrassed
i was a happy homeworker in my sheltered world
All the shame forced me to kill and join the other girls
Jane Russel and Marilyn will greet me
Won˜ mistreat me!
So I had to wrap the straps around his neck his neck his neck
Underwires get tighter and tighter
As his eyes get wider and wider
You wouldn˜ like me when IŽ
You wouldn˜ like me when IŽ
You wouldn˜ like me when IŽ angry!
Cross my heart and hope to die
Can˜ go on I tell you why
18 hours too late for me
Now I hope to die with the 36C
RIP out the ugly eyes of you
I tear you yawning jaw apart
you can't talk and you can't see me
as for me I'm filled with glee
and I eat your veins just like spaghetti
intestines go round & round
your hairy mole looks just like a grapefruit
weave your fingers into a crown
chorus
you're such an asshole,
my how you smell
you're illiterate & I can spell
that the days you have are numbered
I cant stand that grimace you wear
your soul will be stripped without a care
and I feed your liver to my cat
but he did'nt even want it
would you fancy that?
you're ugly and you're flabby and you're filled with cheez
you're way beyond the title of sleez
chorus
hit you in the head with a rock
peel your fingernails off like grapes
pull out each nostril hair one by one
I feel whole again from destroying you
scum!
chorus
I see you down there
With your balding hair
And I wanna touch the spot
I dont care what used to be there
I just wanna touch the spot
I got some plastic drawers
And here there are no laws
A tickle with a feather
In hot shorts made of pleather
I got a fetish for it
And I just cant describe it
It gives me such a rush, makes me wanna blush
I pick it, I pluck it and then oooh....
A tickle with a feather
In hot shorts made of pleather
Heels and slippers make me quiver
Shake, shake, shake
Cakes and muffins and cookies too
And pies in the face
Toys & boys & rings & things
Shake & bake and everthing
Cum & shit & furniture
And public bathrooms thats for sure
Smelly socks and underwear
Eye snots and pubic hair
Crooked teeth and sexy arms
Elvis, dice & lucky charms
I see your hiney, its big and shiny
You better hide it before I bite it!
To make you understand,
Well you just gotta try it
What about a child that is not wanted?
Every week a baby is left in the garbage
And what if we just make a mistake?
But it- okay if a woman is raped
Oh no youâ-e wrong!
Walking along with my sisters
Walking along getting blisters
Singing our song, me and my sisters
Screaming along with brothers too
And we say
I›e got something to say to you honey
Keep your hands off my body!
Never go back never go back never go back, no!
Never go back never go back never go back, no!
Take that hanger, take that hanger, take that hanger
And scratch your back, scratch your back,
scratch your back, scratch your back
What about a child that is not wanted?
Every week a baby is left in the garbage
And tell me now
And what if we just make a mistake?
It- okay if we are raped
Is procreation what you think weâ-e for?
You support the death penalty
But who will support my baby and me?
Never go back!
Killing doctors while youâ-e praying?
How many rosaries are you saying?
IŽ bleeding to death from a booched abortion
Gotta have a choise it- the only solution!
Never go back never go back never go back, no!
Never go back never go back never go back, no!
Take that hanger, take that hanger, take that hanger
And scratch your back, scratch your back,
scratch your back, scratch your back
Watch your back! Never go back!
Never go back! Never go back!
Your a
Mental case,
'bout time I smash your face
Got a habit of steppin' out of line,
Oh yeah, well here comes your time
You're a damn disgrace,
A total insult to the human race,
Try and make me feel bad all the time
Good thing your not my sign!
You always want what you can't have,
but baby, you can have me
Your a
Bleeding heart !
Not even worth a fart
Got the worst halitosis that I've smelled
You can just go to hell
Don't even start,
gonna put you in a shopping cart,
Gonna roll you down a steep hill
And then I'll max and chill
Baby you think you know better
Why don't you go and knit a sweater!
Can't have me, can't have me, can't have me
Green green glods of greasy, grimy gopher guts
Mutilated monkey guts,
Chopped up little birties feet
French fried eye balls rolling down the dirty street
And I forgot my spoon!
Only want what you can't have and babe
What you can't have is me
I don't care who you are
What the fuck you want from me
Dis me once, dis me twice
I don't think that very nice
Punch you in your stupid face
I shit on you and It feels great !
Can't have me! what you can't have!
You always want what you can't have
And baby, you can't have me
Walk In front or a car, at the mall
Trip and fall In the hall
Smash your head against the wall
You want to die, I can see It In your eye
Rob a bank, tip the boat, sell yourself, brake the law
I like you better, when your deader
Dont you fuck with us
We will follow you on to the bus
Fart right in your face
And watch out because
Should've worn Tussy like your mama said,
Then maybe you would'nt be dead,
We can be worster!
Drop dead! Drop!
Get et by a lion at the zoo
Fuck a skanky ho or two
Burn your socks, dread your locks,
Wear a schmock, ham your hocks,
You want to die, I can see it in your eyes
Pull the plug, pop a pill, kill yourself,
You know you will
I like you better, when your deader
Drop dead! Ole' !
I'm fine, me too, we're fine and how are you?!
I like you better, when your deader
Shoulha worn Tussy like your mama said
Then maybe you would'nt be dead
We think you should drop dead
Down at the pub
And IŽ gettin really pissed
Down at the pub
And IŽ beatin on my miss
Down at the pub
And IŽ feelin alright
Down at the pub
Gonna be there all night!
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
If IŽ not at the bar then I?l be in the lu
Where IŽ shaggin up a boiler with a nickle bag or two
Gonna take her on home for tea at my flat
Gonna shake her all night cuz that- where it- at!
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
Down at the pub
I like your face
I like your eyes
I love your skin
I love your thighs
I love your teeth
I love your ears
I like your feet
I think their neat
There's one problem I can see
as I stare at your underwear
I see something lodged up there
Pokin' through your underwear!
Butt plug! I see your
Butt plug! I taste your
Butt plug! I like your
Butt plug!
(repeat)
Butt plug! I see your
Butt plug! I lick your
Butt plug! I taste your
Butt plug! I like it
Butt plug! I need it
Butt plug! I want it
Butt plug! I love you!
I'm going out of my mind
Don't know who I am
I don't understand meat
And I wanna take to my wings, open wide
And fly right back to me
And return, with a poison worm in my beak
And I'm going out of my skin
My patience is thin, I'm lucky my hair ain't
And I'm, I'm losin' it fast,
my composure won't last
I just acn't hold it in!
No more sucking my cheeks
No way holding in my spit,
No more sucking in my cheeks
No more holding in my spit
I can't pretend that it's okay
Time has come to deal with it!
Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it!
Deal with it!
Deal with it! Deal with it! Deal with it!
Deal with it!
I'm gonna let it all out
Like a fresh water trout
Close your ears if you want to
And I'm gonna scrape through the grime
'Cause there is'nt much time, no I ain't foolin'
I'm gonna spit up the seeds, in my chest
Growin' weeds, we all gonna bloom sometime
And I'm, I'm climbing the walls
In the bathroom stalls,
mummified in toilet paper! Yeah!
Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy
I›e always pleased everyone else
And now I try to please myelf
And I think of how I feel
In the end, in my end!
I can˜ say yes anymore
Cuz by myself IŽ never bored
On others wishes close the door
I can˜ say yes anymore
I›e lost all anxiety
Worrying about pleasing me
If you don˜ like it, iŽ not sorry
IŽ just cumming into me!
I can˜ say yes anymore
Don˜ ever need to even score
On others hands I›e closed the door
I can˜ say yes anymore
And it I don˜ pick up the phone
It may not mean that IŽ not home
I may be laying there alone
Feeling fine, feeling mine!
I can˜ say yes anymore!
I can˜ say yes anymore!
I can˜ say yes anymore!
Oh Jesus loves you
get on your knees and pray
you'll die and go to heaven
but here in hell we'll stay
our Bible is our music, and tha guitar is our Lord
vicious licks and broken picks
we are the evil horde
the bleedind heart of Jesus
is hanging on our souls
lightning strikes for wretched sin
and death and rock and roll
don't wanna be like anyone
we stand out in the crowd
drinkin, smokin, hanging out
we like our music loud
*Chorus*
we were made to be bad
and it might make you mad
we're so wild
you're Born 2 B Mild
denim jeans and sticky dreams
just a rock & roll machine
hanging out with all our friends
we make the people scream!
dont want your god, we have our own
dont wanna be just another clone
you have your happy family
Joseph, Jesus and Mary
we prefer a wall of noise
and foxy long haired boys
if you die before you wake
you pray the lord your soul to take
don't you see it's all so fake
too bad for you to have that fate
*Chorus*
preachin on the subways
for all the world to hear
'cause were to ones you fear
Cant have an inch of fat on my bod
gotta get on the cheerleading squad
play try-outs are next week
there's afoxy guy I gotta meet
mom wont let me eat too much
but in my room I go and stuff
Ipecac & exlax are my best friends
I'll have my head in the toilet till the end
fingers just not long enough
this time the purge is gonna be tough
people tell me that I'm thin
then they ask about the bruise on my chin
when I'm home I eat as much as I can
pretty soon I'll need a bedpan
no guys like me cept for lax
but he's my ex!
chorus
binge and purge the whole day through
I threw up on moms good shoes
I made a mess in the school bathroom
someones bound to catch me soon
binge and purge
mom found me on the floor
blood stains on my Christian Dior
Now I'm in the hospital, thay feed me
from a bag on the wall
me & my friends do it all together
circle purge will make it better
ruptured my esophagus
but I'm still a hippopatamus
just cant seem to figure it out
why my teeth keep falling out!
chorus
Where alley cats creep in the night
And shaddows slink â-ound traffic lights
She cracks her knuckles
Well man and beast all run in shame
But they only have themselves to blame
Her strength finesse and beauty run together
Hoof and hand!
Her six-pack stomach and fists of burning fire
She- every man and woman, dog and cat burnin desire!
She- big and bad and she- not afraid to show it
She?l take you down like muthafuckin bullet oh yeah!
She?l slice you, dice you fillet and spice you
And don˜ think that she won˜ do it oh yeah!
Cuz she- bad and she ain˜ no fool for you
She- bad - bad ass!
She will cut you into threads
Fuck your ass up until youâ-e dead
With her six-Inch heels
Right between the eyes!
If looks could kill we€ all be dead
She?l kill you with her hands instead
While youâ-e drooling at her clevage
Oops! Now youâ-e blind!
Her six-pack stomach and eyes all of fire
She?l crush you make you blush and set you on fire!
She- big and bad and she- not afraid to show it
She?l take you down like muthafuckin bullet oh yeah!
She?l slice you, dice you fillet and spice you
And don˜ think that she won˜ do it oh yeah!
Cuz she- bad and she ain˜ no fool for you
She- bad - bad ass!
I got run over and I dont care
my sterio got stolen and I dont care
the casserole is burning and I dont care
the phone is broken and I dont care
I dont care
I dont care
I farted on the train and I dont care
I pissed in the rain and I dont care
my cat shat on my pillow and I dont care
my toenail is ingrown and I dont care
chorus
people say I'm apathetic
I dont care & I'm pathetic
( I dont regret it)
I dont have any asthetics
because i'm apathetic
i'm gonna die and I dont care
never know why and I dont care
sleep between my thighs and I dont care
never tell me lies but I dont care
chorus
the world is ending and I dont care
got a pimple on my butt but I dont care
theres gum on my shoe, but I dont care
got a cat and he's a mutt, but I dont care
I dont care
I dont care
people say I'm apathetic
I dont care & I dont let it
bother me in any way
these people come around every single day
nothing to do, nothing to say
they're just like you so get the hell away !
Apathetic !
three years I spent at your home
now am I glad that I'm all alone
three years you took and I gave
wasted so much time on the phone
i'm so glad that it's finally done
woke from my sleep to find your not the one
by myself I feel it, I like it
you sleep by day & I worship the sun!
chorus
it's too bad
it's too bad
it's too bad
you'll be fartng alone in a dark room
your life sucks and you cant be happy
dont try and tell me what I say is not true
I feel better when I dont see your face
I feel better when there is no trace of you
it makes me sick when I think about it
I'm happy here lost in space
chorus
it wont be hard for me to forget
all the times you made me so wet!
sometimes my finger is all that I need
and your hand is all your gonna get
got a puss pocket waiting for you
got a flesh bubble from huffing too much glue
got a precious pimple loaded with some goo
dont wanna pop it 'cause I'm saving it for you
I'm saving it for you
I got a bleeding ulser pulsating in my brain
growing fast and moving up
like mushrooms after rain
what are you looking at
what the fuck are you looking at?!?!
my fingers are rusty my pockets are gonna bust
its time for it to open up
explosions made of pus
the water bugs are waiting in their armour by the door
armies of those metal monsters
crawling on the floor
repeat first verse
a pain inside the pimple
pulsating in the wind
fleah bubbles gonna bust
exposed too much pain
when pus reaches you and you know it will
your brains will try and you'll wonder why
you know I wondwer still
Lunachicks on the run
Lunachicks are having fun
Lunachicks make lots of noise
To prove rock and rolls not just for boys
On the road and on the rag
We fuckin' roll so we gotta brag
Gonna take over the world someday
Stay off our path or get out of the way
Stay away
Lunachicks on the run
Lunachicks are having fun
Lunachicks make lots of noise
Now you know rock and rolls not just for boys
This is serious
We can make you delirious
You should have a healthy fear of us
Too much of us is dangerous
Gonna take it all on a silver platter
Say all you want 'cause it just don't matter
Gonna knock your socks off tonight
Don't try and stop us 'cause we'll win the fight
We're not sweet but we might be sour
Born in the days of flower power
Give us all your money and your credit cards too
You step off and stick to huffing gloo
Step one
This is serious
We can make you delirious
You should have a healthy fear of us
Too much of us is dangerous
We're not candy
Even though we look so fine and dandy
When your sick we come in handy
But we're not candy
Oh no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no
Miss Demeanor, a miss take a miss hap-oh.
I implore you. It's no miss tery I dont wanna know you
But Miss America I cant Ignore you
You can wipe out all our progress with your little cotton ball
slice and dice your face to perfection
Slip up a word and down you fall
teeth are chapped, lipo-sucked
hair is set and nose is contoured.
tummy's tucked and boobs are lifted,
uncross your legs and your pantyhose shifted
am I smilin enough? am I smilin too much?
am I tucked in and buckled, do my tits touch?
Hi, how are you, how high are you
Less Teeth and More Tits Its never enough
You'll never be good enough
you got Less Teeth & More Tits
What a bunch of hipocrits tryin to change the world
bonded tooth smiles travel so many miles
how you gonna change the world?
I wanna see something else
why wont you show me something else
You put the X-tra in ordinary
you are the minus to the plus size
You put the blues into my brown eye
you put the "turd" into saturday
something different and meaningful
that makes your smiles not seem so evil
when that crown falls off your head
will you still feel better off dead?
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