Clerks

Following the events of the movie 'Clerks', Dante Hicks still works at the Quick Stop, and his best friend Randall Graves still 'works' at the video store (even though he spends most of his time figuring out ways to get Dante into trouble). However, with the arrival into town of diabolical billionaire megalomaniac Leonardo Leonardo, their lives are about to get more unusual, even if their jobs remain as unsatisfying and tedious as before. Soon, Dante and Randall find themselves thrown headlong into crazy adventures involving, in no particular order, a monkey, Little League Baseball, Korean animators, Canadian exports, lesbian ex-girlfriends of Randall, Judge Reinhold, the Matrix, refridgerator door locks and numerous unwarranted 'Star Wars' references. And as always, they receive very little in the way of constructive help from slackers Jay and Silent Bob.

Cast

• Jeff Anderson
• Jason Mewes
• Brian O'Halloran
• Kevin Smith
• Alec Baldwin
• Charles Barkley
• Tara Strong
• Dan Etheridge
• Michele Maika
• Judge Reinhold
• Michael McKean
• Kenny Mayne
• James Woods
• Kevin McDonald
• Mark McKinney
• Jeff Bennett
• Dan Patrick
• Gwyneth Paltrow
• Gilbert Gottfried
• Bryan Cranston
• Diana Devlin

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Leonardo Leonardo Returns and Dante Has an Important Decision to Make
  Randal Graves: What's a Humanitus?::Dante Hicks: It's an award for TV shows that don't use words lke...
• Episode 2: The Clipshow Wherein Dante and Randal Are Locked in the Freezer and Remember Some of the Great Moments in Their Lives
  Randal Graves: I can't believe I married two guys in one year....
• Episode 3: Leonardo Is Caught in the Grip of an Outbreak of Randal's Imagination and Patrick Swayze Either Does or Doesn't Work in the New Pet Store
  Big Mac: Hello good people of Leonardo. I, like the mayor, was on my way to a costume, but incidenta...
• Episode 4: A Dissertation on the American Justice System by People Who Have Never Been Inside a Courtroom, Let Alone Know Anything About the Law, But Have Seen Way Too Many Legal Thrillers
  Randal Graves: Show us on the doll where they touched you.::Dante Hicks: Nobody touched me.::Randal ...
• Episode 5: Dante and Randal and Jay and Silent Bob and a Bunch of New Characters and Lando Take Part in a Whole Bunch of Movie Parodies...
  Randal Graves: They used to call me "Sexy Randal The Pharaoh Wizard"....
• Episode 6: The Last Episode Ever
  Walt: You're just jealous because me and Steve-Dave are going to have a sleepover after the fair at ...

• Clerks - Clerks Soundtrack

My love for you is like a truck, Berserker
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker
The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart
Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker
would you like some making fuck, Berserker
Other song :
It's a meaningless end to the story
got no time for my forgotten glory
and now just when i know what i'm after
it just brings me to laughter
just save up all your nickels and dimes
let's see what you'll find
and you know
i guess i'm living day-to-day
Just hope that you get led astray
hell yeah
i guess i'm living day to day
hear what i say
just save up all your nickels and dimes
let's see what you'll find
and you know
i just died for a peice of the pie but
i'd be glad to just feast on the pie crust
and now just when i know what i'm after
it just brings me to laughter
just save up all your nickels and dimes
let's see what you'll find
and you know
i guess i'm living day-to-day
Just hope that you get led astray
hell yeah
i guess i'm living day to day
hear what i say
It's a meaningless end to the story
got no time for my forgotten glory
and now just when i know what i'm after
it just brings me to laughter
just save up all your nickels and dimes
let's see what you'll find
and you know
i guess i'm living day-to-day
Just hope that you get led astray
hell yeah
i guess i'm living day to day
hear what i say
oh yeah, ooooo.