I thought I met you I think it was last July
I can't remember, there were tears in my eyes
And the bandits rockets filled up the sky
And then you left me now and I don't know why
Chorus:
No guarantees in the western world
No guarantees in the western world
no peace on earth, no little girls
No guarantees in the western world
I belong, I belong to the tribe
I belong to the best of the hive
I met the queen; I took her my honey
She ate it all, now I'm still alive
The iron curtain, I know it was built for some
It wasn't built for those who lie in the sun
The bamboo curtain, I know it was built for others
It wasn't built for my sisters or brothers
Acting like a jerk.
I never have to work.
Going to the show.
Playing rock-n-roll, yeah.
I love it.
You know i love it.
I fucking love it.
That's right i love it.
Traveling around the world.
Meeting other girls.
Playing rock-n-roll.
Watching the steelers go.
I love it.
I fucking love it.
You know i love it.
I saw you standing there. You had big green eyes and long blonde hair.
Those fish net stockings i just couldn't bare.
When you bent over i had to stare.
Cause a girl like you makes me go out of my mind.
A girl like you makes me go out of my mind.
I saw you at the store. You looked like her, just like a whore.
Those great big tits i can't ignore. Cause i know what you're waiting for.
I walked into the room. You glanced at me and i stared at you.
You looked like you didn't have a clue and i knew you just wouldn't do.
Saw her walking down the street.
Thought she looked kinda neat.
Went home and beat my meat.
Got home and went to sleep.
Saw her in my dreams.
Woke up in wet sheets.
I get in wet sheets everytime i think about her.
Saw her walking down the street.
Thought she looked kinda neat.
Went home and beat my meat.
Got home and went to sleep.
Saw her in my dreams.
Woke up in wet sheets.
I know a girl named sara, i think she's pretty cool.
And when i see her there ain't nothing i wouldn't do
To get her to notice me or even look my way.
But all she wants me to do is fucking go away.
Cause Sara doesn't like me.
Sara doesn't like me.
Sara doesn't like me.
Sara doesn't like me.
I saw her at the movie and tried to walk her home.
But all she wants me to do is leave her alone.
I think it's pretty clear to me, i guess it's plain to see.
That i really dig that girl, but she don't dig me.
Blonde hair and brown eyes.
She really turns me on.
First time that i saw her, she was fucking ron.
I don't know what she does but she does it to me, but taylor wayne's the only girl that i will ever need.
I really think i love her.
I'm probably insane, but i often wonder...
Why can't all girls be like taylor wayne?
Nice lips and big tits.
She's perfect in every way.
Girls like her make me glad that i'm not gay.
I don't know where she's from and i don't really care.
Cause what she did was really cool.
She shaved off all her pubic hair.
When it comes to women, there's a lot i can't explain.
I only have one question...
Why can't all girls be like taylor wayne?
Hey hey hey hey
Why can't all girls be like taylor wayne?
Why can't all girls be like taylor wayne?
Like taylor wayne.
Like taylor wayne.
Roommates - I think they suck.
Roommates - They're a bunch of fucks.
Roommates - I think they're lame.
Roommates - They're all the same.
They stay up all night, they eat your food.
They destroy everything in sight, i come unglued.
I think you suck, what's wrong with you?
You're such a dumbfuck, what can i do?
Roommates - They're a bunch of slobs.
Roommates - Can't get a job.
Roommates - They're always there.
Roommates - I just don't care.
They sit at home all day, they wreck the place.
Can't pay the rent, i can't stand your face.
Nothing's left to say, get off my case.
Get out of my way, i can't stand this place.
Everywhere i go, they're all the same.
Everyone i meet, they're fucking lame.
Say that you don't like me.
What i do ain't right.
Well i'm tired of hearing all you hippies fucking cry.
Don't do this, don't do that.
Can i bum a cigarette man.
It's not the 70's i don't like.
It's you that i can't stand.
Everything's different, everything's right.
I don't believe all your bullshit.
I don't believe all your lies.
You know that i don't care, i don't care what you think.
Save your breath, shut your mouth.
Turn around and go away!
Don't do this, don't do that.
"Hey, mellow out man."
It's not the cause that i don't like.
It's you that i can't stand.
Everything's different, everything's right.
I don't believe all your bullshit.
I don't believe all your lies.
You know that i don't care, i don't care what you think.
Save your breath, shut your mouth.
Turn around and go away!
Nothing matters to me.
Nothing matters to me.
Nothing matters to me.
You make me wanna drink.
Everything you say i do and think.
I'm losing my mind. What's wrong with me?
Why don't you go away and let me be.
You're such a waste of time and i can see that you lie to me and stab me in the back.
That's why i downed a 6-pack.
I wanna drink.
Your bitching and complaining make me think.
My nerves are a wreck. What's wrong with me?
Why don't you go away and let me be.
Cause when you come around i can see that you lie to me and stab me in the back.
That's why i downed a 12-pack.
Up all night, and i can't sleep.
I've been thinking about you all week.
I don't know what i'm gonna do if i can't stop thinking about you.
Thinking about you.
Thinking about you.
I don't know why i feel this way, but i feel like this every day.
I don't know what i'm gonna do if i can't stop thinking about you.
Thinking about you.
Stupid humans don't deserve to live.
They take away more than they give.
They always ask the question why.
Stupid humans deserve to die.
Kill them all, they should be dead for all the stupid things they've said.
We've got more than we need.
Stupid humans shouldn't breed.
I hate stupid humans.
I hate stupid humans.
I hate stupid humans.
My girlfriend doesn't want me anymore.
That girl last night thinks i'm a whore.
I guess i really hate them.
I don't wanna date them.
I guess i just ran out of luck.
I guess i need someone to...
At the show she's all i really see.
She comes there all the time, but not for me.
I guess i really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, passed the buck.
I guess i'm just shit out of...
I guess i really hate them.
I don't wanna date them.
I guess i just ran out of luck.
Always hanging around.
Putting people down.
Tell 'em what to do.
Always talking shit.
I'm so sick of it.
And i'm getting sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.
Stay up late at night.
Can't do nothing right.
All you do is complain.
I hate to hear you whine, i'd rather see you die.
You're driving me insane.
I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I'm getting sick of you.
Sick of you.
I had a friend, but he died.
He committed suicide.
Some bitch took him for a ride and he believed all of her lies.
He was scarred by love.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
Scarred by love.
He was scarred by love.
And it made him end his life.
I knew a girl who loved a boy, but she was just his sexual toy.
She found out that he used her for thrills and overdosed on a bottle of pills.
She was scarred by love.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
Scarred by love.
She was scarred by love.
And it made her wanna die.
I loved a girl with all of my heart.
Then she went and tore it apart.
I found her in another's bed.
So i kicked in her pretty head.
I was scarred by love.
Oh oh oh oh oh.
Scarred by love.
I was scarred by love.
Up all night, and i can't sleep.
I've been thinking about you all week.
I don't know what i'm gonna do if i can't stop thinking about you.
Thinking about you.
Thinking about you.
I don't know why i feel this way, but i feel like this every day.
I don't know what i'm gonna do if i can't stop thinking about you.
Thinking about you.
Thinking about you.
I don't go out.
No i don't date.
I stay at home and masturbate.
Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.
I'm not nice.
I don't pretend.
My right hand is my girlfriend.
Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.
She used to be flat, but she still looked good.
Then Tania did something i never thought she would.
Ohhh oh. Ohhh oh. Ohhh oh.
Tania got a tit job.
Ohhh oh. Ohhh oh. Ohhh oh.
Tania got a tit job.
I don't like her less.
I don't like her better.
But i still love the way that she fills out her sweater.
Ohhh oh. Ohhh oh. Ohhh oh.
Tania got a tit job.
Ohhh oh. Ohhh oh. Ohhh oh.
You think that you're so pretty.
You think that you're so sweet.
You ain't nothing but a piece of meat.
You're daddy's little princess, but you're someone's little bitch.
You make me sick. Yeahh.
You're just another cunt.
You're just another cunt.
You're just another cunt.
You're just another cunt.
Think you're a member of the social elite and everyone should bow down at your feet.
Turn up your nose at all the so called trash.
I gotta plug my nose so i don't smell your gash.
You're just another cunt.
You're just another cunt.
You're just another cunt.
You're just another cunt.
You're just another cunt.
You're just another cunt.
You're just another cunt.
When i see that girl i went out of my mind.
She's the kinda girl i wanna make all mine.
Cause that girl is a dream.
She's the best damn girl i've ever seen.
When she comes around she knocks me off my feet.
I know, you know she's the one for me.
Did you see her last friday night?
She looked real cool, man she looked just right.
She just knocked me to the floor.
She's the one that i adore.
She's the one and it's plain to see.
What's the odds that she'll notice me?
Cause i like Joe's sister.
I like the way she smiles.
I like everything about her.
When i see her i just can't speak.
My tongue gets tied and my knees get weak.
Cause that girl is a dream.
She's the best damn girl i've ever seen.
Man, oh man, she just knocked me off my feet.
She know, i know she's the one for me.
I like Joe's sister.
I like the way she lies.
I like everything about her.
I like Joe's sister.
I like the way she dances.
He called me on the phone.
Said, "dude, it finally happened."
He told me that he got some head and i started laughing.
I told him to stop lying. He told me he was not.
When he told me about the blow job that he got.
James got a blow job.
James got a blow job.
He said it was amazing.
Said it felt so good.
When he thinks about it, it still gives him wood.
He finally found a girl that was willing to suck.
Now he needs a girl to fuck.
James got a blow job.
James got a blow job.
Everyday i punch in, everyday i punch out.
I wanna punch my boss right in the fuckin' mouth.
My boss is a jerk and i don't wanna work.
Stuck in a dead end job.
It makes me sick.
Stuck in a dead end job and i wanna quit.
Flip the burgers, pour the drinks.
Told that i'm not paid to think.
I don't wanna work.
My boss is a jerk.
Stuck in a dead end job.
It makes me sick.
Stuck in a dead end job and i wanna quit.
Stuck in a dead end job.
(dead end job)
Stuck in a dead end job.
(dead end job)
Stuck in a dead end job.
(dead end job)
Stuck in a dead end job.
D U M B
D is for dumb you're as stupid as can be
U are unimportant you mean nothing to me
M is for your mother for not aborting you
B is 'cause you're boring and I don't like you
D U M B
You're so dumb
D is for your dad 'cause he don't know shit
U is for your ugly face that I wanna hit
M is for your mouth 'cause it never stops
B is for your brain you're as dumb as a rock
D U M B
You're so dumb
D U M B
Sitting here in my living room.
I gotta go gotta get it soon.
I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta get away.
Gonna get in my old car.
Gonna drive it so damn far.
Gotta get my ass out to L.A.
I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta get away.
Cause my old man says i can't stay.
Gonna go out and start a band.
We're gonna be from L.A. man.
We're gonna get hip, we're gonna sound real cool.
Gonna muffle every chord.
Gonna get a new skateboard.
Gonna write my love songs just for you.
I gotta gotta gotta gotta gotta get away.
Cause ma and pop says i can't stay.
Yeah Yeah Yeah.
Gonna go out and get a girl.
She's gonna teach me about the world.
Gonna take her out every night.
She'll say i'm wrong when i know i'm right.
She won't believe a word i say.
Play her all the songs i steal.
Tell her i got a record deal.
I guess i have to learn to play.
I really need to get away.
Cause mom and dad says i can't stay.
I got kicked out.
I got kicked out.
I got kicked out.
I know my brother's really glad.
I got kicked out.
I got kicked out.
I got kicked out.
I hate my job, i hate my life.
If i was married i'd hate my wife. Oh Yeah.
If i had kids i'd hate them too.
But not as much as i hate you. Oh no.
I'm sick of people telling me what they think is best.
Just cause my life is a fucking mess.
I'm sick of people telling me what they think is best.
I wish they'd shut their fucking mouth and give it a rest.
I've heard it once, i've heard it twice.
Don't wanna hear no more advice from you.
Same shit, different day.
I don't care what you say no more.
I'm sick of people telling me what they think is best.
Just cause my life is a fucking mess.
I'm sick of people telling me what they think is best.
I'm not quasimodo or the elephant man, but you treat me like i am.
I'm not a lepar.
I don't have a disease, but you won't speak to me.
Who the fuck do you think you are treating me like that.
You must think she's God's gift to man, and i'm not good enough for you.
Fuck you too.
You're no goddess, no fucking way.
You couldn't be Miss U.S.A.
You ignored me, you blew me off.
You didn't even give me a chance.
Who the fuck do you think you are treating me like that.
You must think she's God's gift to man, and i'm not good enough for you.
Fed up
Fed up
Fed up
Bitch all day about the taxes that you pay.
Won't do no good.
Whine all the time about the crime in your neighborhood.
I hate my job and i wanna quit, but i need the money.
Life ain't a joke to me because mine ain't fun. No!
Fed up
Fed up
Fed up
Fed up
Try to live like a king on a measly salary, but i can't do it.
I had a chance to be somebody but i blew it.
Don't pay rent, i live at home. I'm 22.
I Ain't gotta girlfriend, i'm getting fat.
See 'em on the corner showing their fat thighs.
See 'em in a mini-skirt. I can't believe my eyes.
I would never pay to fuck a thing like that.
She ain't just ugly, she's fucking fat.
Fat hookers don't turn me on.
Fat hookers don't turn me on.
I'm as horny as a man can be.
But i don't wanna fuck a human oddity.
I'll have a blow job if she's a looker, but i won't fuck a fat hooker.
Fat hookers don't turn me on.
Fat hookers don't turn me on.
Fat hookers don't turn me on.
I don't need your pretty face.
I don't need your perfect teeth.
I don't need your sparkling eyes.
I don't need your lies.
I don't need your love.
I don't need your love.
I don't need your love.
I don't need your kindness.
I don't need your touch.
I don't need your smile.
I don't need your lies.
I don't need your love.
I don't need your love.
I don't need your love.
I don't need your love.
I don't need your love.
Hey doofus. You wanna buy me a jug so i can go get fucked up.
Hey doofus. You wanna buy me a jug with the money i got selling blood.
I've got twenty dollars and it's all for booze.
Bring me a bottle and i'll share it with you.
Hey doofus. You wanna buy me a jug with the money i got selling blood.
Hey doofus. You wanna buy me a jug so i can go get fucked up.
The asshole in front of me is riding his brakes.
The speed limit's 35, he's going 28.
Looks like there's a wreck ahead.
I knew i shoulda stayed in bed.
Cause i hate to drive.
I hate to drive.
I hate to drive.
On the highway i'm a mess.
I'm pissed off and in distress.
It won't be long before i go insane and shout at people in the passing lane.
Cause i hate to drive.
I hate to drive.
People tell me everyday, "you better grow up and change your ways."
I tell 'em that i ain't gonna listen.
So you can stop your moanin' and pissin'.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Don't need your rules.
I don't play your games.
All you phonies are the fucking same.
I don't wanna be like you.
I'm gonna do what i wanna do.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
Fuck you, i'll do what i want.
It's in the way that you walk.
It's in the way that you talk.
It's in the way that you do all the stupid things you do.
It makes me wanna take a rock.
And wrap it up inside my sock.
It makes me wanna take a 2X4 and beat the hell out of you.
Just another stupid song for another stupid girl.
One i wish, one i wish i never knew.
You're such a stupid fucking slut.
I think i really hate your guts.
I really hope all those bad things will come back to you.
I think you're really fucking lame.
I wish you'd fucking go away.
I really want you to pay for all the shit you put me through.
Just another stupid song for another stupid girl.
One i wish, one i wish i never knew.
It's in the way that you walk.
It's in the way that you talk.
It's in the way that you act so fucking lame.
I wish you'd just go.
I think you're really fucking dumb.
I think your brain is fucking numb.
You really gotta be the stupidest fucking girl that i know.
Just another stupid song for another fucked up girl.
Blue eyes and great thighs.
I wish i hadn't seen her.
I'm not too fucking bright, but i gotta bright idea.
She didn't say she likes me, but she ain't saying no.
I'll be chasing my dick all night long "here we go."
I'm talking a whole lot, only thinking a little bit.
I tell her that her car is nice when its a piece of shit.
I don't remember much of the two hours that have passed.
Except i talked a lot of bullshit and ain't gettin' any ass man.
Might as well forget it.
Might as well forget it.
Might as well forget it.
Doing it for the kids.
Doing it for the kids.
Doing it for the kids.
Doing it for the kids.
Quit my job so the band could play.
Sit at home and watch tv all day.
Waiting to go out on the next tour.
Asking myself, "what's it all for?"
I'm not doing it for the money or for the chicks.
I'm doing it, doing it for the kids.
Doing it for the kids.
Doing it for the kids.
Doing it for the kids.
Doing it for the kids.
I don't care if they say the kids are dumb.
Wanna play my music and have some fun.
I'm not doing it for the money or for the chicks.
I'm doing it, doing it for the kids.
We go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong.
Remembered forever as shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom.
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop that's the way it should be. Waooo Yeah.
We're one of a kind like dip da dip da dip do whap de dobby do.
Our names are signed like boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby shoo wap shoo wap.
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop we'll always be like one Wa wa wa wa.
When we go out a night (oh oh) And stars are shining bright (oh, oh) Up in the skies above.
Or at the high school dance Where you can find romance maybe it might be oh, oh, oh, oh, oh oh.
Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong.
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom da boom.
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop.
Yip da dip da dip shoo bop sha dooby do.
Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap.
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do.
Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong.
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom sha boom.
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop.
Yip da dip da dip shoo bopp sha dooby do.
Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap.
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop.
Yip da dip da dip shoo bopp sha dooby do.
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do.
A womp bop a looma a womp bam boom.
We're for each other like womp bop a looma a womp bam boom.
Just like my brother is sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do.
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop we'll always be together. Yeah.
I see her walking outside my room
She's gotta baby inside her womb
I say baby can i hold your hand
Baby, baby can i be your man
Cause you're a mother i'd like to fuck
Yeah you're a mother i'd like to fuck
Mother i'd like to fuck
Yeah you're a mother i'd like to fuck
I see her shopping at the grocery store
Kids call her mom, but she's daddy's whore
She's groping fruit in the produce section
I wish she'd put her hands on my erection
She's a mother i'd like to fuck
Yeah she's a mother i'd like to fuck
Mother i'd like to fuck
Yeah you're a mother i'd like to fuck
Yeah, mother i'd like to fuck
Yeah you're a mother i'd like to fuck
Mother i'd like to fuck
Yeah you're a mother i'd like to fuck
Mother i'd like to fuck
Yeah you're a mother i'd like to fuck
Yeah you're a mother i'd like to fuck
Yeah you're a mother i'd like to fuck
Mother i'd like to fuck
Mother i'd like to fuck
Mother i'd like to fuck
I know a girl, she thinks she's cool.
I don't think i care.
She hates me and i can see she's too much to bear.
There's nothing i would rather see than to see you walk away from me.
Turn around and walk away.
Cause i don't really like this place and i can't really stand your face.
Open your mouth, cock going south.
You never seem to learn.
With every guy, you know why.
And i don't want my turn.
Nothing really makes me sick to see you talking to some prick.
Dumping me for that guy.
I hope he makes you wanna cry.
I hope he makes you wanna die.
Cause i really think
I really think
I really think i hate your guts.
I really think
I really think
I really think i hate your guts.
I wish you'd fucking go away.
There's nothing really left to say to you.
I don't wanna treat you this way.
Cause everybody knows that i hate you, yeah!
Dyed red hair, i don't care.
You're still a bitch to me.
Pierced nose, baggy clothes.
A fuck is all i see.
There's nothing i would rather see than to see you walk away from me.
Turn around and walk away.
Cause i don't really like this place and i can't really stand your face.
I really think
I really think
I really think i hate your guts.
I really think
I really think
I really think i hate your guts.
Take my gun out of my holster.
My pants drop to the ground.
Jump up and pull the trigger.
I scream with every round.
Got a big fat bag, in which i carry all my loot.
Yeah, yeah the dude's gonna shoot.
With hatred in my eyes and sleaze in my voice.
Rear back and pull the trigger.
Man, it's fucking choice.
I'm spitting as i shake.
I'm shaking in my boots.
Yeah, yeah the dude's gonna shoot.
I'm a nasty boy, hope you appreciate it.
Yeah, yeah, dude's gonna shoot.
I'm a nasty boy, i love how much you hate it.
Yeah, yeah, the dude's gonna shoot.
I'm a nasty boy, it's what i'm gonna prove.
Get out of my way or you're gonna be removed.
I'm one piece shy of a three piece suit.
Yeah, yeah dude's gonna shoot.
I'm a nasty boy, hope you appreciate it.
Yeah, yeah, dude's gonna shoot.
I'm a nasty boy, i love how much you hate it.
Yeah, yeah, the dude's gonna shoot.
I'm a nasty boy, it's what i'm gonna prove.
Get out of my way or you're gonna be removed.
I'm one piece shy of a three piece suit.
She's walking, talking, and she's breathing. Everything you need.
But there's something so special. Man there's something so unique.
They're perfect in every way. There's not much more i can say.
She's got the best damn tits i've ever seen.
Maybe today will be my lucky day.
You can see those fucking things from a half a mile away.
Her face is great, her body too. But man i can't lie to you.
She's got the best damn tits i've ever seen.
The type of girl you hope you see when your girlfriend isn't there.
Cause when she's in a room man you know you're gonna stare.
The type of girl you only see in your best damn dream.
She's got the best damn tits i've ever seen.
She's got the best damn tits you know what i mean.
She's got the best damn tits.
She's got the best damn tits.
She's got the best damn tits i've ever seen.
She's walking, talking, and she's breathing. Everything you need.
But there's something so special. Man there's something so unique.
They're perfect in every way. There's not much more i can say.
She's got the best damn tits i've ever seen.
Here she comes again. Can you see her walking by?
She gives a broken neck to every single guy.
They're bulging, busting, and they're breaking every single seam.
She's got the best damn tits i've ever seen.
The type of girl you hope you see when your girlfriend isn't there.
Cause when she's in a room man you know you're gonna stare.
The type of girl you only see in your best wet dream.
She's got the best damn tits i've ever seen.
She's got the best damn tits you know what i mean.
She's got the best damn tits.
She's got the best damn tits.
She's got the best damn tits i've ever seen.
She came up to me at the show.
She made me wish i didn't go.
She asked me if i liked that band.
I said, "no, they're kinda bland."
She said, "my brother's in that group."
I said, "i'm sure that's good for you, but i think they kinda suck."
Then she told me to go get fucked.
She may look great, but man you better hesitate.
She'll suck you in and treat you bad.
And when you try to set her straight, that's when she's gonna walk all over you.
I'll tell you man, that girl ain't too fucking cool.
She asked why i don't ask her out.
I told her that i'm not allowed.
She said my girlfriend wouldn't see.
She said she really wanted me.
I said, "i'm sorry, you're not my type.
Crazy girls i kinda like, but there's something about you.
I know all the guys you do."
She may look great, but man you better hesitate.
She'll suck you in and treat you bad.
And when you try to set her straight, that's when she's gonna walk all over you.
I'll tell you man, that girl ain't too fucking cool.
I tell ya man that girl ain't fucking cool.
There's nothing in the world she wouldn't do.
She'll fuck you up you stupid schmuck.
You're better off to go get drunk.
She's the stupid, lying, cheating kinda girl.
She may look great, but man you better hesitate.
She'll suck you in and treat you bad.
And when you try to set her straight, that's when she's gonna walk all over you.
I'll tell you man, that girl ain't too fucking cool.
I tell ya man that girl ain't fucking cool.
There's no one in the world she wouldn't do.
She'll fuck you up you stupid schmuck.
You're better off to go get drunk.
She's a stupid, fucking, lying cheating, whoring every other weekend.
Fucking every guy i know.
She sucks, she fucks, she even blows.
So go ahead and take your chance.
I'll see ya when you're on the ass.
I ain't no casanova.
I ain't no romeo.
I'll get you in the sack and then i guess you'll know...
I love to fuck.
I love to fuck.
I love to fuck.
I love to fuck.
I'll get you from behind.
I'll get you from the front.
I'll fuck you in the ass and then i'll fuck you in your cunt.
I love to fuck.
I love to fuck.
I love to fuck.
I love to fuck.
I'm sorry for everything i've done.
I was just out having fun and trying to impress my friends.
They planted the ideas in my head, but i'm the one that got in her bed.
And i regret everything i did.
I try to say i'm sorry, but you just don't understand.
I try to say i want you back, but you want another man.
I try to say i need you, it just don't work this time.
I lost the only friend i needed to be mine.
Cheating isn't nothing new and you know i was never true.
And my excuses, they just don't work.
I know you don't want me back and maybe that's why i act, cause i know i'm a fucking jerk.
I try to say i'm sorry, but you just don't understand.
I try to say i want you back, but you got a better man.
My friends can all go to hell, without you i can't breath.
She's been to psycho ward, been to jail.
Been to rehab, been to hell.
She's got three kids, drives a truck.
Takes a million pills and loves to fuck.
Ah yeah, what a great fucking woman.
She's a serious rock & roll bitch.
When the bills are due and the booze ain't free, a nervous breakdown is a possibility.
Can't pay the rent, no car, no hope.
But you can bet your ass she's got money for dope.
Ah yeah, what a great fucking woman.
She's a serious rock & roll bitch.
She's a serious rock & roll bitch.
She's a serious rock & roll bitch.
And that's the kind of women that i like.
When she smiles, you can bet it's the heaviest smile you'll ever get.
She's so damn bad, you can bet that i ain't in love, but that's as close as i get.
Ah yeah, what a great fucking woman.
She's a serious rock & roll bitch.
She's a serious rock & roll bitch.
She's a serious rock & roll bitch.
And that's the kind of women that i like.
That's the kind of women that i like.
I got everything that i'll ever need. Enough to get me through.
I got a couple of bucks and a little good luck, and then i saw you.
You see i went shopping the other day.
I saw this girl and she looked my way.
She had the prettiest smile and the nicest eyes.
So i thought i'd go over and give it a try.
She said, "i'm sorry sir, you can't fulfill my needs."
She said, "no way, you're not up to my speed."
Then she sold me something i didn't need.
I got the perfect rejection.
The perfect rejection.
It wasn't that bad, it's been worse before.
So i guess i can keep shopping at her store.
I know it's not me, that girls just gay.
"Thank you very much i hope you have a nice day"
She said, "i'm sorry sir, you can't fulfill my needs."
She said, "no way, you're not up to my speed."
Then she sold me something i didn't need.
I got the perfect rejection.
She don't bother with lies, cause she don't like guys.
Rejection.
And i don't know why, no i don't know why.
She said, "i'm sorry sir, you can't fulfill my needs."
She said, "no way, you're not up to my speed."
Then she sold me something i didn't need.
I got the perfect rejection.
She don't bother with lies, cause she don't like guys.
Rejection.
And i don't know why, no i don't know why.
I don't know why.
I thought I met you I think it was last July
I can't remember, there were tears in my eyes
And the bandits rockets filled up the sky
And then you left me now and I don't know why
Chorus:
No guarantees in the western world
No guarantees in the western world
no peace on earth, no little girls
No guarantees in the western world
I belong, I belong to the tribe
I belong to the best of the hive
I met the queen; I took her my honey
She ate it all, now I'm still alive
The iron curtain, I know it was built for some
It wasn't built for those who lie in the sun
The bamboo curtain, I know it was built for others
It wasn't built for my sisters or brothers
I'm so useless, so tell me something new.
I sit at home with nothing to do.
I lay in bed and sleep all day.
I'm a waste of life is what they say.
I don't like work cause i'm so useless.
I don't like school cause i'm so useless.
I don't know what to do cause i'm so useless.
And i don't like you, to me, you're useless.
Why do you push everything my way.
I'm gonna stay in bed and sleep all day.
Really nothing motivates me.
A waste of life is all i'll ever be.
I don't like work cause i'm so useless.
I don't like school cause i'm so useless.
I don't know what to do cause i'm so useless.
Get up early, go to work.
Get yelled at by a jerk.
He ain't smarter than me, but even he can see.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
Ain't gotta girlfriend.
I know why, cause i wouldn't treat her right.
Wouldn't call her every night.
Wouldn't feel bad if she cried.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
Sick of my shitty job.
I just wanna be a slob.
Wanna live off the state.
Stay at home and masturbate.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked.
You think you're so much better than me.
What's it gonna take to make you see?
You're not better, you're just the same.
Another person with a different name.
I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Leave me alone and just go away, and i'll be happy.
I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Leave me alone and just go away.
Head up high, you think you're so tough.
Criticize me, i've had enough.
You always tell me what to do.
I've had all i'm gonna take from you.
Don't tell me things i've already heard.
Shut your mouth, i don't wanna hear a word.
I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Leave me alone and just go away, and i'll be happy.
I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Leave me alone and just go away, just go away.
You think you're so wonderful.
You think you're so great.
You're the type of person that i hate.
Don't tell me how i should behave.
I won't listen, i'm not your slave.
I'm sick of hearing you put me down.
Don't you understand i don't want you around.
I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Leave me alone and just go away, and i'll be happy.
I don't wanna hear what you got to say.
Call the number on your screen.
Talk to the girl of your dreams.
Tell her how you really feel.
You can't touch her, but she's real.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.
Spend all your money talking to that bitch.
Can't pay your bills cause you're not rich.
How long do you talk anyway.
She does all the talking and look who pays.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.
You're a loser, face the facts.
She doesn't mean a word, it's just an act.
Work all week, wait for the weekends.
So you can go home and do it all again.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
You're a loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
1-900-loser.
[Chorus:]
They all the same she said we all the same dub 100 I
ain't down with all the games I'm a actually call you
baby tell me can I call you she said you don't pick up
I said I'm gon pick up if I ain't busy I'm a hit you we
can all get up again I'm a actually call you baby tell
me can I call you
[Verse 1:]
I ain't lyin when I say dat I'm gon hit you up watchu
doin lata maybe I can pick you up she say don't come
over here if all you tryna do is f-ck wateva happens,
it happens and she said "good lawd" you must be special
cus I don't usually remember names and she say "shut up
nigga cus you jus runnin game" I'm tryna tell ya you
can swing my way I take ya out and we can kick it
everyday
[Chorus]
[Verse 2:]
She told me every nigga dat she mess with hit it then
they left quick dats why she ain't believe me when I
said dat I am different but baby girl I'm different
don't have to keep yo distance most of the guys be
slackin on ya but I am persistent up in a-t-l-a-n-t-a
most of the girls be into me but it's okay I only want
you so I stay low-key and I get a place dat you can
come thru and we can get it on said I'm a promise dat I
call you but have my fingers crossed
[Verse 3:]
She said "jerk let's kick it" kick?... we can do this
(okay) she called me real quick and said "sup boo were
you at? " naw I'm at the studio but shit dats fine
right now I'm kinda busy but hit me back 'round nine
Candy and Brittany Tiffany and Neice both text messages
talking bout that they miss me (forreal?) cus they know
I'm a mu'fuckin differenter (forreal?) And I can lock
these girls down like a prisoner
[Chorus]
[Verse 4:]
She said I kno yo type I said yea is dat right you the
type dat one night and ain't never gon wife ohhh... and
ya'll was looking shocked when she said dat I think she
was tryna see where my head at so I saved her under
"California Nicki" and when I'm in yo city baby girl we
can kick it now I'm chillin with shitty and we saucin
dat whippy I called up Nicki said baby let's get it
[Verse 5:]
See it's boom boom clap boom boom clap shawty like me
ben j like dat you see me and you crack I see you and
you flat and then we in the back go girl get it like
dat I'm surprised now with shawty with my life style
light-skin yellow-bone bad chick super grown I'm a
go... go hard like she want me to do but really seein
you girl I'm a actually call you (Ben J)
