Las Vegas

Montecito Casino & Hotel, Las Vegas, Nevada. Ed Deline (Cann) and Danny McCoy (Duhamel) work on the surveillance team of the casino. Since we are talking about Las Vegas, there is a lot of work to be done: looking for cheaters, hosting and protecting the famous and the "whales", and taking personal care of those who win too much.

Cast

• James Caan
• Josh Duhamel
• Nikki Cox
• James Lesure
• Vanessa Marcil
• Molly Sims
• Marsha Thomason
• Tom Selleck
• Camille Guaty
• Robb Conner
• Mitch Longley
• Ashley Wilks
• James McMann
• Reuben Tafoya
• Cheryl Ladd

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Pilot
  Mary Connell: Big Ed's daughter Danny? Never woman trying to piss-off her father Danny....
• Episode 2: What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas
  Desert golfers stumble upon the corps of Danny's youth buddy Greg, his dad Larry's construction firm...
• Episode 3: Donny, We Hardly Knew Ye
  Title is based on the Irish song "Johnny, We Hardly Knew Ye", which was used as the title for a TV m...
• Episode 4: Jokers and Fools
  The "balloon trick" used during the blackjack scam is one of the same diversions used during the hei...
• Episode 5: Groundhog Summer
  Big Ed: Listen, if these guys screw up, I'm going to take your corpse and beat them with it!...
• Episode 6: Semper Spy
  Danny: Don't worry ladies. Big Danny's in charge....
• Episode 7: Pros and Cons
  Big Ed: [Delinda was fooled by counterfeit chips] You took chips that look like they were made by a ...
• Episode 8: Luck Be a Lady
  Gavin Brunsen referred to a worker who brought him a TV so he could watch the football game. Brunsen...
• Episode 9: Year of the Tiger
  Sam has lured the wealthy Mr. Zhao from the Monte Carlo to the Montecito. All she had to do was to a...
• Episode 10: Decks and Violence
  Just when the Montecito is hosting the World Poker Championship there goes something wrong at Vanko ...
• Episode 11: Blood and Sand
  Big Ed: If that leg's not back in the middle of this table in 10 minutes I'm gonna bitch slap every ...
• Episode 12: Hellraisers & Heartbreakers
  The hacker character Karla Marin is named after the show's production assistant: 'Karla Marín' (qv)....
• Episode 13: The Night the Lights Went Out in Vegas
  Mike Cannon: Beware the full moon and it's light, People will party and in sight, Dogs who never did...
• Episode 14: Things That Go Jump in the Night
  Danny finds a note of a certain Fred Puterbaugh, who announces he will commit suicide in the Monteci...
• Episode 15: Die Fast, Die Furious
  Danny McCoy comments that the sequel to _Timecop (1994)_ (qv) was inferior to the first one. 'Gary S...
• Episode 16: New Orleans
  Danny: [watching the Wet T'Shirt contest] God, I love my job.::Mike Cannon: More and more each day.:...
• Episode 17: You Can't Take It with You
  Lloyd Campbell, an obnoxious guest, is sent out of the Montecito, but decides to put his last money ...
• Episode 18: Nevada State
  The Montecito is the location for the Nevada State Cheerleading Championship and Mary meets an old '...
• Episode 19: Sons and Lovers
  A client who has just won 10.000 dollars is moment later robbed of the money by a pickpocket. Fortun...
• Episode 20: The Strange Life of Bob
  Nessa has fallen in love. The lucky one is Bob, a floater and they have been dating for eleven days....
• Episode 21: The Family Jewels
  Danny: I have a boss that makes Attila the Hun look like Aunt Susie....
• Episode 22: The Big Bang
  Today is the first day the pools of the Montecito are open again, but the surveillance team have a v...
• Episode 23: Always Faithful
  Danny: [to Mary's father after he upset her again] I told you last time I saw you, if you ever touch...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Have You Ever Seen the Rain?
  USA...
• Episode 2: The Count of Montecito
  USA...
• Episode 3: Blood Is Thicker
  Danny: [to Mary after she flirted with a guy to get him to help them] Brother? Can't you even preten...
• Episode 4: Catch of the Day
  Jay: You know what you need?::Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: What?::Jay: You need to get laid::Samanth...
• Episode 5: Good Run of Bad Luck
  Danny has to babysit the child of one of his deceased mates in the army, but when the mother doesn't...
• Episode 6: Games People Play
  Nessa Holt: [sarcastically] Two grown men fighting half naked in a toilet, that's not gay...
• Episode 7: Montecito Lancers
  Main guest star 'Lindsay Price' (qv) worked on _"Beverly Hills, 90210" (1990)_ (qv) with cast member...
• Episode 8: Two of a Kind
  Mike Cannon: Whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.::Danny: ...and apparently dies in Boston....
• Episode 9: Degas Away with It
  Ed brings up _The Godfather (1972)_ (qv) in a conversation, to which Mike says it's his favorite mov...
• Episode 10: Silver Star
  Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I would not like to be in your brain.::Delinda: Yeah, it kinda gives me...
• Episode 11: My Beautiful Launderette
  Title is a riff on the British film _My Beautiful Laundrette (1985)_ (qv), changing the reference fr...
• Episode 12: When You Got to Go, You Got to Go
  Delinda: You mean as in the big nas...::Mary Connell: Sex, Delinda, yeah....
• Episode 13: Sperm Whales and Spearmint Rhinos
  Mary Connell: Nice kitty....
• Episode 14: The Lie Is Cast
  [Ed helps Danny to avoid a court trial]::Ed Deline: I told you the system worked.::Danny McCoy: The ...
• Episode 15: Whale of a Time
  'Nikki Cox' (qv) and 'Jay Mohr' (qv) met while filming, they are now married....
• Episode 16: Can You See What I See
  Ed Deline: [about his photo in newspaper] You noticed Botox? Yeah, I love that stuff. I drink it....
• Episode 17: Tainted Love
  [Ed is beeing reprimanded while serving on a jury]::Judge: Mr. Deline, if you don't put away that ce...
• Episode 18: To Protect and Serve Manicotti
  Frank: I was gonna sit in your chair, but I figured it was rigged with some kind of ass-recognition ...
• Episode 19: One Nation, Under Surveillance
  Nevada state Senator Billy Cole, relatively happily married son of the state's U.S. Senator and a Ma...
• Episode 20: Hit Me!
  Ed Deline and Danny McCoy realize the casino is in trouble: the computer table to weed out mathemati...
• Episode 21: Hide & Sneak
  Delinda: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?::Mary Connell: D, I don't think anyone's ever thinking ...
• Episode 22: Letters, Lawyers and Loose Women
  Ed Deline tells Danny McCoy that detective Luis Peres has been killed in Irak, informs his loved one...
• Episode 23: Magic Carpet Fred
  Fred Puterbaugh: Two is a company, three is a party!...
• Episode 24: Centennial
  Board key member Casey Manning offers manager Ed Deline a seat on the board of the Montecito after t...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Viva Las Vegas
  Jillian Deline: You know, Eddie, there are people that would question why we were married.::Big Ed: ...
• Episode 2: Fake the Money and Run
  Monica Mancuso: Come on, show some cleavage. It's a casino not a convent....
• Episode 3: Double Down, Triple Threat
  Banned card counter Gabe 'Nice guy' Labrador claims he must win $2,000,000 or his kidnapped daughter...
• Episode 4: Whatever Happened to Seymour Magoon?
  [Danny is asking a very old woman about a 60-year-old murder. They found a body in this woman's flow...
• Episode 5: The Big Ed De-cline
  Mary Connell: [about Sam's brother] So, what do we know about him?::Delinda: Well, he has no job, he...
• Episode 6: The Real McCoy
  Danny McCoy finally has a buyer for his home, found by girl-friend Penny Posin, just like his late d...
• Episode 7: Everything Old Is You Again
  Samantha Jane "Sam" Marquez: I make it a point to know about anyone that affects me.::Danny: How do ...
• Episode 8: Bold, Beautiful & Blue
  The Star of Kashmir, a splendid jewel, is going to be shown at the Montecito. Even though it's extre...
• Episode 9: Mothwoman
  On his first day in Ed's job -some suggest wrongly he intrigued for it- Danny is beleaguered with re...
• Episode 10: For Sail by Owner
  Mary Connell: [Mike is in the hospital with a concussion] Hey Mike how are ya?::Mike Cannon: I feel ...
• Episode 11: Down and Dirty
  Martin: You know it's like when Sonny was talking to his brother in "The Godfather".::Ed Deline: Nev...
• Episode 12: Bait and Switch
  Mike Cannon: For me to get close to a woman, there has to be an emotional connection.::Danny: Oh, th...
• Episode 13: The Bitch Is Back
  The couple that has bought Monica's suite complains that it is haunted. At first the Montecito emplo...
• Episode 14: And Here's Mike with the Weather
  The Nevada gaming Commission questions Casey's license because of $3,000,000 missing from the Montec...
• Episode 15: Urban Legend
  Jimmie Johnson: [about Delinda] That girl scares me.::Mary Connell: That girl scares a lot of people...
• Episode 16: Coyote Ugly
  While Danny hosts Monica's immature heir Norma Pitts, they find half a human finger in her shrimp sa...
• Episode 17: Lyle & Substance
  [Polly talking to Mary about the spa's new massuer Travis]::Polly Nguyen: You no hear? He provide sp...
• Episode 18: Like a Virgin
  Ed mobilizes against expert cheating teams with card counters, including Nick Sperreos, guessing rig...
• Episode 19: Cash Springs Eternal
  Mary Connell: [to Sam and Delinda] Hey, have you guys seen Danny?::Sam Marquez: No, it's not my turn...
• Episode 20: All Quiet on the Montecito Front
  Danny has 'just sex' with Delinda, whose mother wants to 'finally' match her again with idealistic c...
• Episode 21: Chaos Theory
  Ed's wife has railroaded him to a horrible desolate spa. In his absence Danny must approve Dwight St...
• Episode 22: Fidelity, Security, Delivery
  Sam Marquez: The sun always rises in the east, you always get hungry a half hour after you eat Chine...
• Episode 23: Father of the Bride
  Just before Delinda's wedding, the Deline family (her parents nostalgically making up for their own ...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Father of the Bride Redux
  The Passport Ed uses at the end of the episode is in the name of Alan Traherne. The name of 'James C...
• Episode 2: Died in Plain Sight
  'James Caan (I)' (qv) (Ed) travels abroad on a Canadian passport under the name Alan Traherne. In _E...
• Episode 3: The Story of Owe
  Ed Deline: And tell Warren I don't want another Akron!::Samantha 'Sam' Jane Marquez: Why, what happe...
• Episode 4: History of Violins
  The robbery of a rare violin from the hotel safety deposit vault seems to mix in with the murder of ...
• Episode 5: Delinda's Box: Part 1
  Some crafty kidnappers put Dalinda in a box and bury her for a fifty million dollar ransom they're f...
• Episode 6: Delinda's Box: Part 2
  At a point toward the end of Delinda's captivity, the kidnapper tells her that she's "very photogeni...
• Episode 7: Meatball Montecito
  After the kidnapping, Delinda is mean to Danny, who can't believe she even bags on his dancing. The ...
• Episode 8: White Christmas
  Polly Nguyen: You so tense! Polly melt tension like butter on penis....
• Episode 9: Wines and Misdemeanors
  Danny worries a sex-toy might become a rival for Delinda. He also drops an obscenely expensive bottl...
• Episode 10: Fleeting Cheating Meeting
  While Steve has accepted a job in Macau, his jealous 'betrayed' house-mate goes mad and commits arso...
• Episode 11: Wagers of Sin
  Polly: I have lost the will to work.::Sam Marquez: You're Korean.::Polly: Hard to believe, I know....
• Episode 12: The Chicken Is Making My Back Hurt
  When the Gambling Commission receives what it considers too many complaints on Ed, the board forces ...
• Episode 13: Pharaoh 'Nuff
  Ed, Danny, and Mike are forced to "steal back" an Egyptian mummy from someone who has diplomatic imm...
• Episode 14: The Burning Bedouin
  Danny sees red when a rich Arab seeks out Dalinda and attempts to make her his fourth wife. But the ...
• Episode 15: Barechested in the Park
  An unexpected death hangs a cloud over the company picnic, where the stakes have been raised between...
• Episode 16: Junk in the Trunk
  Danny has worries from Wallace, who rips off his place after turning down the requested favor Danny ...
• Episode 17: Heroes
  Fellow marine Jason Scott tells Danny he can't stand the horrors of war after three tours, even if h...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: A Hero Ain't Nothing But a Sandwich
  'James Caan (I)' (qv)'s final appearance on the series....
• Episode 2: Shrink Rap
  As Cooper takes over ownership of the Montecito in a rather unique fashion, Sam recounts the events ...
• Episode 3: The Glass Is Always Cleaner
  Yogi: If you drink any more water, Polly, you're gonna throw up. Do you wanna throw up?::Polly Nguye...
• Episode 4: Head Games
  The company that hosted the spokesmodel search (Pacific Tropic) was based on the former Miss Hawaiia...
• Episode 5: Run, Cooper, Run!
  Mike and Danny arrive at Cooper's suite to find a dead body in his bed and things don't look good wh...
• Episode 6: When Life Gives You Lemon Bars
  This gives a nod to 'Tom Selleck' (qv)'s old show, _"Magnum, P.I." (1980)_ (qv). Not only are both g...
• Episode 7: Adventures in the Skin Trade
  Dragged to a strip-club while celebrating with Mike, Danny becomes the protector of stripper Angie C...
• Episode 8: It's Not Easy Being Green
  Dalinda predictably becomes obsessed with plans for a "green" lifestyle, while Cooper deals with an ...
• Episode 9: My Uncle's a Gas
  Overworked Danny has nightmares about the risks of his job and Delinda's pregnancy. Cooper finally f...
• Episode 10: The High Price of Gas
  After firing Sam, Cooper puts out the word for no one to hire her. After the casino is robbed, Danny...
• Episode 11: A Cannon Carol
  At Christmas Eve, the Montecito staff finds all seasonal preparations go wrong. After making a bad f...
• Episode 12: I Could Eat a Horse
  In this episode Danny is sent to a rancher's teenage son to see about purchasing his horse for Coope...
• Episode 13: 3 Babes, 100 Guns and a Fat Chick
  Among the bounty hunters that the FBI has trailing them in an effort to catch a high priced claim ju...
• Episode 14: Secrets, Lies and Lamaze
  Polly Nguyen: I no want to go with you, Sam. Rather wipe butt with angry porcupine.::Samantha Jane "...
• Episode 15: Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast
  Piper and Mike go to a club to steal their bartender and wake up the next morning, married to each o...
• Episode 16: 2 on 2
  Delinda: His ankle seems to be fine now.::Polly Nguyen: Oh, kim-chee treatment always work. Also goo...
• Episode 17: Win, Place, Bingo
  Polly Nguyen: Hey, outta my way, assbag!...
• Episode 18: Three Weddings and a Funeral: Part 1
  The final episode of the show was actually the first of a planned two-part episode entitled "Three W...
• Episode 19: Three Weddings and a Funeral: Part 2
  Delinda: Polly, what's wrong?::Polly Nguyen: Oooooh, Polly sick! Feel terrible! Feel like get kick i...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Las Vegas - Die Aerzte
• Las Vegas - Petula Clark
• Las Vegas - Nina Hagen
• Las Vegas - Martin Stenmarck

Doch zum Glück gibt es Las Vegas
wo die Sonne immer scheint
kühle Drinks & heiße Ladies
und der Roulettetisch ist dein Freund
yes zum Glück gibt es Las Vegas
die Stadt mit Shows & Flair
hey Buddy lass die Würfel rollen
es ist schon so verdammt lang her
oh Las Vegas, Las Vegas
du Sündenpfuhl
oh Las Vegas, Las Vegas
du bist so cool
der Teufel hat die Stadt gesegnet
wünscht beim Black Jack mir Toi Toi Toi
ja dort bist du mir begegnet
und mit dir Siegfried & Roy
oh Las Vegas...

There's everyone in Las Vegas
Having some fun in Las Vegas
Everything's bright
Stay out all night
Get in the fight in Las Vegas
Playing the cards in Las Vegas
Gambling hard in Las Vegas
People in debt
Losing their bet
On the Roulette in Las Vegas
Cabaret shows
Everyone goes
Just to be seen
You know what I mean
In Las Vegas
They'll start the roll in Las Vegas
Plenty of soul in Las Vegas
People dig bands
Clapping their hands
Down at the sands in Las Vegas
Sammy and Dean in Las Vegas
They're proud to be seen in Las Vegas
Even Noel Coward
Walks in the crowd
Singing out loud in Las Vegas
Everyone's there
Nobody cares
Well, you got a good plan
That's where it began
In Las Vegas
You can stay cool in Las Vegas
Down by the pool in Las Vegas
Shooting the dice
Bourbon on ice
All very nice in Las Vegas
New second wife in Las Vegas
Marry for life in Las Vegas
Then, leave her, of course,
Without remorse
Get a divorce in Las Vegas
The money you earn's
Ready to burn
Everyone knows
That's how it goes
In Las Vegas
Where's everyone in Las Vegas?
Having some fun in Las Vegas
Everything's bright
Stay out all night
You'll feel right in Las Vegas
Get all the minks in Las Vegas
Have a few drinks in Las Vegas
Take in a show
Spend all your dough
Watch it all go in Las Vegas
At night, you can play
Then sleep through the day
And 'round about ten,
You're living again
In Las Vegas
In Las Vegas (in Las Vegas)
In Las Vegas (in Las Vegas)
(repeat and fade out)

Bright lights city's gonna set my soul
Gonna set my soul on fire
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn
So get those stakes up higher
There's a thousand pretty women waitin out there
And they're all livin, the devil may care
And I m just a devil with love to spare
VIVA LAS VEGAS, VIVA LAS VEGAS
how I wish than there were more
Than twenty four hours in a day
Even if there were fourty more
I wouldn't sleep a minut away
There's black-jack, poker and the roulette wheel
A fortune won and lost, on every deal
All you need is money (strong heart ?) and nerves of steel
VIVA LAS VEGAS, VIVA LAS VEGAS
Viva Las Vegas with the neon flashing
And your one armbandit crashing (And the walls crashing ?)
All your hopes down the drain
Viva Las Vegas turnin day into night-time
Turnin night into day-time
If you see it once, you'll never be the same again
I'm gonna keep on the run
I'm gonna have me some fun and if it cost me my very last dime
If I wind up broke, well I'll always remember that I had a swingin' time
I'm gonna give it everything I got
Lady luck please let the dice stay hot
Let me shoot a seven on every shot
VIVA LAS VEGAS
VIVA LAS VEGAS
VIVA VIVA

"Las Vegas" (in English and French)
I've got a room here at the Mandalay bay
J'ai une chambre ici a la baie de Mandalay
I'll take a shower then I'm on my way
Je prends une douche et puis je m'en vais
I'll bring a friend if someone picks a fight
J'emmene un copain si quelqu'un fait des histoires
Here in Las Vegas tonight
Ici a Las Vegas ce soir
It's close to midnight when I hit the strip
C'est presque minuit quand j'arrive
The “maiden voyage” on my Vegas trip
Le premier voyage de mon tour a Vegas
The night is young and everything's alright
La nuit commence et tout va bien
Here in Las Vegas tonight
Ici a Las Vegas ce soir
Prechorus Dancing girls and cabarets
Pre-refrain Les filles dancent, les cabarets
You can spend your money in a million ways
Vous pouvez depenser votre argent de cent mille facons
Let's have a ball
Prenons une bille
The winner takes it all
Le gagnant recoit tout
In Las Vegas
A Las Vegas
In the neon lights
Dans la lumiere des neons
You'll be a star if you do it right
Vous deviendrez une star si vous vous en sortez
In Las Vegas
A Las Vegas
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
You better hold on tight
Il faut vous accrocher
In Las Vegas
A Las Vegas
Can't believe your eyes
Vous n'en croirez pas vos yeux
Your luck can turn in a throw of the dice
Votre chance peut tourner en un jet de des
In Las Vegas
A Las Vegas
Oh oh oh
Oh oh oh
You better hold on tight
Il faut vous accrocher
I'm leaving with a million dollar smile
Je pars avec un sourire d'un million dollar
The hotel manager can check my file
Le directeur de l'hotel peut ranger ma fiche
Fred the Limo-driver's asking polite
Fred, le chauffeur de la limousine demande poliment
- Leaving Las Vegas tonight?
- Vous partez de Las Vegas ce soir?
Dancing girls and cabarets
Les filles dancent, les cabarets
You can spend your money in a million ways
Vous pouvez depenser votre argent de cent mille facons
Let's have a ball
Prenons une bille
The winner takes it all
Le gagnant recoit tout