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How to be a good server | How to be a good waiter and (make better tips!)
How to be a Waiter with Respectful Attitude by Vitorino
The Bad Waiter
Waiter with a fake dick prank
How to Be a Good Waiter : How to Take Large Party Orders as a Waiter
Front Of House Structure, definitive sales and service with great knowledge and solid techniques!
Gordon Ramsay Chews Out A Waiter
Why Your Waiter Hates You pt. 3
The Last Jewish Waiter - Welcome To My Hell
FUNNY WAITER PRANK!
WWYD? - Seductive Waiter Flirts With A Man's Girlfriend/Wife!
How to Be a Good Waiter : How to Clear the Table as a Waiter

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How to be a good server | How to be a good waiter and (make better tips!)
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  • Duration: 6:20
  • Updated: 19 Aug 2013

How to be a good server | How to be a good waiter and (make better tips!)

You want to be a good server or waiter because you know it means more money. Make better tips with the right mindset and by paying attention to what's going ...
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How to be a Waiter with Respectful Attitude by Vitorino
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  • Duration: 14:49
  • Updated: 02 Aug 2013

How to be a Waiter with Respectful Attitude by Vitorino

How to performing the job of a professional waiter, up-sale and serve customers like never before with the right knowledge and respectful attitude. This vide...
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The Bad Waiter
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  • Duration: 3:27
  • Updated: 13 Aug 2013

The Bad Waiter

A funny depiction of the different types of 'bad waiters'.
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Waiter with a fake dick prank
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  • Duration: 5:42
  • Updated: 11 Aug 2013

Waiter with a fake dick prank

this hired actor waiter has a dildoe in his pants and women are begging for some pecker.
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How to Be a Good Waiter : How to Take Large Party Orders as a Waiter
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  • Duration: 1:41
  • Updated: 16 Aug 2013

How to Be a Good Waiter : How to Take Large Party Orders as a Waiter

Learn the best way to take large party orders as a waiter with expert tips and advice on customer service in this free video clip on waiting tables. Expert: ...
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Front Of House Structure, definitive sales and service with great knowledge and solid techniques!
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  • Duration: 6:06
  • Updated: 16 Aug 2013

Front Of House Structure, definitive sales and service with great knowledge and solid techniques!

More info at: http://frontofhousestructure.com In any business, to progress and prosper you must embrace change, continuously keep educating yourself and pra...
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Gordon Ramsay Chews Out A Waiter
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  • Duration: 1:21
  • Updated: 16 Aug 2013

Gordon Ramsay Chews Out A Waiter

Opening night of Gordon's flagship restaurant, Royal Hospital Road, in 1998.
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Why Your Waiter Hates You pt. 3
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  • Duration: 4:08
  • Updated: 16 Aug 2013

Why Your Waiter Hates You pt. 3

A little clue as to what you've done to upset your waiter...
  • published: 21 Oct 2010
  • views: 413782
  • author: ashley bank
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The Last Jewish Waiter - Welcome To My Hell
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  • Duration: 5:06
  • Updated: 08 Jul 2013

The Last Jewish Waiter - Welcome To My Hell

Welcome to The Last Jewish Waiter, the only talk show where the host is a waiter waiting tables.
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FUNNY WAITER PRANK!
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  • Duration: 5:42
  • Updated: 09 Jul 2013

FUNNY WAITER PRANK!

Unsuspecting restaurant patrons are in for a 'Big' surprise when an aloof waiter shows up at their tables.
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WWYD? - Seductive Waiter Flirts With A Man's Girlfriend/Wife!
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  • Duration: 7:44
  • Updated: 16 Aug 2013

WWYD? - Seductive Waiter Flirts With A Man's Girlfriend/Wife!

In this segment, waiter examines how a g/f or b/f will react when they see that a waitress or waiter is hitting on their man/woman right in front of them...
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How to Be a Good Waiter : How to Clear the Table as a Waiter
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  • Duration: 1:30
  • Updated: 04 Aug 2013

How to Be a Good Waiter : How to Clear the Table as a Waiter

Learn how to clear the table with expert tips and advice on customer service in this free video clip on waiting tables. Expert: Leslie Moselle Bio: With a do...
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Waiter Who Refused Service To Customer Becomes Web Hero
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  • Duration: 2:48
  • Updated: 08 Aug 2013

Waiter Who Refused Service To Customer Becomes Web Hero

Waiter Michael Garcia Waiter who refused service to customer becomes Web hero Houston waiter refuses to serve customer who insulted Down syndrome boy The wai...
  • published: 24 Jan 2013
  • views: 25491
  • author: Shinehood
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Really Really Short Films #53 -
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Really Really Short Films #53 - "Waiter"

Learn more at http://www.paperbecause.com.
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How to be a good server | How to be a good waiter and (make better tips!)

You want to be a good server or waiter because you know it means more money. Make better tips with the right mindset and by paying attention to what's going ...

6:20
How to be a good serv­er | How to be a good wait­er and (make bet­ter tips!)
You want to be a good serv­er or wait­er be­cause you know it means more money. Make bet­ter t...
pub­lished: 09 Jan 2013
14:49
How to be a Wait­er with Re­spect­ful At­ti­tude by Vi­tori­no
How to per­form­ing the job of a pro­fes­sion­al wait­er, up-sale and serve cus­tomers like never...
pub­lished: 08 May 2012
3:27
The Bad Wait­er
A funny de­pic­tion of the dif­fer­ent types of 'bad wait­ers'....
pub­lished: 08 Dec 2010
5:42
Wait­er with a fake dick prank
this hired actor wait­er has a dil­doe in his pants and women are beg­ging for some peck­er....
pub­lished: 01 Feb 2008
au­thor: hostage­head7
1:41
How to Be a Good Wait­er : How to Take Large Party Or­ders as a Wait­er
Learn the best way to take large party or­ders as a wait­er with ex­pert tips and ad­vice on c...
pub­lished: 09 Mar 2008
6:06
Front Of House Struc­ture, defini­tive sales and ser­vice with great knowl­edge and solid tech­niques!
More info at: http://​frontofhousestructure.​com In any busi­ness, to progress and pros­per yo...
pub­lished: 01 Oct 2012
1:21
Gor­don Ram­say Chews Out A Wait­er
Open­ing night of Gor­don's flag­ship restau­rant, Royal Hos­pi­tal Road, in 1998....
pub­lished: 29 Oct 2012
au­thor: Jacob Ep­stein
4:08
Why Your Wait­er Hates You pt. 3
A lit­tle clue as to what you've done to upset your wait­er......
pub­lished: 21 Oct 2010
au­thor: ash­ley bank
5:06
The Last Jew­ish Wait­er - Wel­come To My Hell
Wel­come to The Last Jew­ish Wait­er, the only talk show where the host is a wait­er wait­ing t...
pub­lished: 08 May 2013
5:42
FUNNY WAIT­ER PRANK!
Un­sus­pect­ing restau­rant pa­trons are in for a 'Big' sur­prise when an aloof wait­er shows up ...
pub­lished: 18 Oct 2012
7:44
WWYD? - Se­duc­tive Wait­er Flirts With A Man's Girl­friend/Wife!
In this seg­ment, wait­er ex­am­ines how a g/f or b/f will react when they see that a wait­ress...
pub­lished: 05 Jun 2013
1:30
How to Be a Good Wait­er : How to Clear the Table as a Wait­er
Learn how to clear the table with ex­pert tips and ad­vice on cus­tomer ser­vice in this free ...
pub­lished: 09 Mar 2008
2:48
Wait­er Who Re­fused Ser­vice To Cus­tomer Be­comes Web Hero
Wait­er Michael Gar­cia Wait­er who re­fused ser­vice to cus­tomer be­comes Web hero Hous­ton wait...
pub­lished: 24 Jan 2013
au­thor: Shine­hood
0:46
Re­al­ly Re­al­ly Short Films #53 - "Wait­er"
Learn more at http://​www.​paperbecause.​com....
pub­lished: 18 Feb 2013
Vimeo results:
7:14
PRIME
Pro­duced and di­rect­ed by Ben Wu and David Usui, of Lost & Found Films (lostfoundfilms.​com...
pub­lished: 31 Jan 2012
0:08
Love Sick
For what it's worth, she got food poi­son­ing from the shrimp. Michael got it too, from the ...
pub­lished: 08 Jun 2011
6:02
hotel (web ver­sion)
. Writ­er & Di­rec­tor JOR­DAN CRAN­DALL Di­rec­tor of Pho­tog­ra­phy EVIN GRANT Sound De­sign ...
pub­lished: 15 Oct 2009
1:06
Yulia@​Marilyn
Ran­dom footage edit­ed from a pho­to-shoot with Yulia. Music is NIN...
pub­lished: 27 Nov 2009

Youtube results:
11:08
KAPIL SHAR­MA play­ing as Wait­er with Sumona and Atul in Com­e­dy Cir­cus 2013 Video in HD
KAPIL SHAR­MA play­ing as Wait­er with Sumona and Atul in Com­e­dy Cir­cus 2013 Video in HD KAPI...
pub­lished: 21 Aug 2013
10:59
Bring It On - The Ritz Hotel Wait­ers - Part 1
Bar­ney and Jake learn how to be wait­ers at The Ritz Hotel....
pub­lished: 08 Jan 2009
au­thor: andy­b2910
4:21
Hamish & Andy Mon­key Wait­er (Hamish & Andy's Asia Gap Year)
Hamish & Andy being served by a mon­key wait­er in Japan. 4 mins & 20 secs of stom­ach-holdin...
pub­lished: 14 Jul 2013
au­thor: mer­maid­4564
3:30
Rude Asian Wait­er
Asian wait­ers are rude to us; but maybe we're rude to them? FLY LICE SHIRT: http://justkid...
pub­lished: 11 Mar 2012
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photo: US Navy / Senior Chief Mass Communication Specialist Spike Call (
alibo Airport on the northern tip of Panay Island was hit hard by Typhoon Fengshen and is receiving assistance from the Ronald Reagan Carrier Strike Group.
Edit Indian Express
10 Nov 2013
A super typhoon that destroyed entire towns across the Philippines is believed to have killed more than 10,000 people, authorities said on Sunday, which would make it the country's deadliest recorded natural disaster ... Ten thousand people were believed to have been killed in the worst-hit province on Leyte, regional police chief Elmer Soria told reporters in Tacloban, the devastated provincial capital ... contd. ....(size: 2.0Kb)
photo: AP / Malacanang Photo Bureau, Ryan Lim
This photo released by the Malacanang Photo Bureau shows an aerial view of Tacloban city, Leyte province in central Philippines Sunday, Nov. 10, 2013, after Typhoon Haiyan ravaged the region in the Philippines. Haiyan, one of the most powerful storms on record, slammed into several central Philippine islands on Friday, leaving a wide swath of destruction and hundreds of people dead.
Edit Sowetan Live
11 Nov 2013
-->. Regional police chief Elmer Soria said he was briefed by Leyte provincial Gov. Dominic Petilla late Saturday and told there were about 10,000 deaths in the province, mostly by drowning and from collapsed buildings. The governor's figure was based on reports from village officials in areas where Typhoon Haiyan slammed Friday. Tacloban city administrator Tecson Lim said that the death toll in the city alone "could go up to 10,000." ... ....(size: 8.9Kb)




Edit Syracuse
12 Nov 2013
The San Antonio Spurs "embarrassed" Carmelo Anthony and the New York Knicks on Sunday ... In case you're wondering, the next former Syracuse star to face the Spurs will be Dion Waiters when the Cavs travel to San Antonio on Nov. 23 ... Michael Carter-Williams (Philadelphia 76ers) ... vs ... Wednesday. Dion Waiters (Cleveland Cavaliers) ... Wednesday ... Wednesday ... ....(size: 1.4Kb)
Edit Tampa Bay Online
12 Nov 2013
CHICAGO (AP) — The Chicago Bulls were in the process of pulling away from the Cleveland Cavaliers when the game was robbed of any real significance. Derrick Rose was sitting at the end of Chicago's bench, and he was being attended to by a trainer ... Just a little sore." ... "He tweaked it ... Tristan Thompson had 14 points and 13 rebounds, and Dion Waiters scored 13 ... Waiters had four of the miscues, helping the Bulls to a 45-36 lead at the break....(size: 4.8Kb)
Edit The Washington Post
12 Nov 2013
Photos of the day ... The rest of Cleveland’s lineup remained the same. Kyrie Irving and Dion Waiters started at guard, with Alonzo Gee and Tristan Thompson joining Bynum in the front court ... ....(size: 1.1Kb)
Edit The Charlotte Observer
12 Nov 2013
Kyrie Irving and Dion Waiters started at guard, with Alonzo Gee and Tristan Thompson joining Bynum in the front court. ....(size: 0.7Kb)
Edit noodls
12 Nov 2013
(Source. NBA - National Basketball Association) ... The 7-footer is averaging 5.2 points in five games with the Cavs ... Kyrie Irving and Dion Waiters started at guard, with Alonzo Gee and Tristan Thompson joining Bynum in the front court....(size: 1.1Kb)
Edit The Charlotte Observer
12 Nov 2013
CHICAGO Kyrie Irving and Derrick Rose both struggled in their first head-to-head meeting, but the Bulls outscored the Cavs 10-1 late for a 96-81 victory in Andrew Bynum's first start Monday night at the United Center. Coach Mike Brown waited until 20 minutes before tip-off to officially declare Bynum his starter ... Tristan Thompson had 14 points and 13 rebounds, and Dion Waiters had 13 points and six turnovers ... ....(size: 2.2Kb)
Edit Chicago Sun-Times
12 Nov 2013
Updated. November 11, 2013 11.08PM. The Indiana Pacers are the flavor of the moment in the NBA. The Cleveland Cavaliers, however, are on the fast track to being the team of tomorrow ... They’re a very dangerous team.’’ ... While the jury is still out on what kind of players youngsters Anthony Bennett and Dion Waiters can develop into, one thing the team has going for it is salary flexibility ... Going on the defensive ... Coach K in the house ... Email....(size: 2.8Kb)
Edit Ohio
12 Nov 2013
CHICAGO. Kyrie Irving and Derrick Rose both struggled in their first head-to-head meeting, but the Bulls outscored the Cavs 10-1 late for a 96-81 victory in Andrew Bynum’s first start Monday night at the United Center. Coach Mike Brown waited until 20 minutes before tip-off to officially declare Bynum his starter ... Tristan Thompson had 14 points and 13 rebounds and Dion Waiters had 13 points and six turnovers ... ....(size: 2.5Kb)
Edit The Associated Press
12 Nov 2013
CHICAGO (AP) -- Derrick Rose had 16 points before leaving in the fourth quarter with an apparent injury, and the Chicago Bulls pulled away from the Cleveland Cavaliers for a 96-81 victory on Monday night. Rose grimaced after he drove down the lane for a twisting layup with 3.39 left ... Carlos Boozer scored 17 points and reserve Mike Dunleavy Jr ... Waiters had four of the miscues, helping the Bulls to a 45-36 lead at the break. NOTES ... ... --- ... ....(size: 3.4Kb)
Edit TSN Canada
12 Nov 2013
CHICAGO -- Derrick Rose had 16 points before leaving in the fourth quarter with an apparent injury, and the Chicago Bulls pulled away from the Cleveland Cavaliers for a 96-81 victory on Monday night. Rose grimaced after he drove down the lane for a twisting layup with 3.39 left ... Carlos Boozer scored 17 points and reserve Mike Dunleavy Jr ... Waiters had four of the miscues, helping the Bulls to a 45-36 lead at the break ... ......(size: 3.4Kb)
Edit Ohio
12 Nov 2013
CHICAGO. When Mike Brown and Kyrie Irving began to go over goals for this season, one number Brown wanted Irving to strive for was 4.3 ... Through a relatively small sample size, Irving is doing it ... “That can even go higher ... Had they chosen differently on Tristan Thompson, Dion Waiters and Anthony Bennett? Maybe … but they’ve clearly missed a few times on players that could’ve been more helpful to their cause ... ....(size: 3.5Kb)
Edit The Washington Post
12 Nov 2013
CHICAGO — Derrick Rose had 16 points before leaving in the fourth quarter with an apparent injury, and the Chicago Bulls pulled away from the Cleveland Cavaliers for a 96-81 victory on Monday night. Rose grimaced after he drove down the lane for a twisting layup with 3.39 left ... Photos of the day ... Luol Deng finished with 12 points ... Rose was selected No ... Waiters had four of the miscues, helping the Bulls to a 45-36 lead at the break ... ....(size: 3.9Kb)
Edit The Telegraph India
12 Nov 2013
I got news some years ago that my dearest friend Amina who had battled cancer bravely as it went from breast to liver to lung, had taken a turn for the worse. I dropped everything and ran to Calcutta. For some thing in life, it is worth thinking with the heart...“Dil Diyey Douroben” ... watch my dear. ... Likewise, a waiter at a restaurant said thinking of a suffering child with cancer when he ran would give him the adrenalin....(size: 4.7Kb)

Waiting staff, wait staff, or waitstaff are those who work at a restaurant or a bar attending customers — supplying them with food and drink as requested. Traditionally, a male waiting tables is called a "waiter" and a female a "waitress" with the gender-neutral version being a "server". Other gender-neutral versions include using "waiter" indiscriminately for males and females, "waitperson", or the little-used Americanism "waitron", which was coined in the 1980s.

Waiting on tables is (along with nursing and teaching) part of the service sector, and among the most common occupations in the United States. The Bureau of Labor Statistics estimates that, as of May 2008, there were over 2.2 million persons employed as servers in the U.S.

Many servers are required by their employers to wear a uniform.

The duties of waiting staff include preparing tables for a meal, taking customers' orders, serving drinks and food, and cleaning up before, after and during servings in a restaurant. Silver service staff are specially trained to serve at banquets or high-end restaurants. They follow specific rules of service and it is a skilled job. They generally wear black and white with a long, white apron (extending from the waist to ankle). The head server is in charge of the waiting staff, and is also frequently responsible for assigning seating. The functions of a head server can overlap to some degree with that of the maître d'hôtel. Some restaurants employ busboys or busgirls, increasingly referred to as bussers, to clear dirty dishes, set tables, and otherwise assist the waiting staff.




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Gordon James Ramsay, OBE (born 8 November 1966) is a British chef, television personality and restaurateur. He has been awarded 13 Michelin stars in total and currently holds 12.

Ramsay is known for presenting TV programmes about competitive cookery and food, such as the British series Hell's Kitchen, The F Word, Ramsay's Best Restaurant, and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, along with the American versions of Hell's Kitchen, Kitchen Nightmares, and MasterChef.

Gordon Ramsay was born in Johnstone, Renfrewshire, Scotland, and raised in Stratford-upon-Avon, Warwickshire, England from the age of 5. Ramsay is the second of four children; he has an older sister, Diane, a younger brother, Ronnie, and a younger sister, Yvonne. Ramsay's father Gordon (died 1997) was, at various times, a swimming pool manager, a welder, and a shopkeeper; his mother, Helen Cosgrove, and Yvonne have been nurses. Ramsay has described his early life as "hopelessly itinerant", as his family moved constantly due to the aspirations and failures of his father, who was violent. In 1976, they finally settled in Stratford-upon-Avon where he grew up in the Bishopton area of the town. In past public interviews, Ramsay has declined to describe his father as an alcoholic; however, his autobiography, Humble Pie, describes his early life as being marked by abuse and neglect from this "hard-drinking womaniser". At the age of 16, Ramsay moved out of the family house into a flat in Banbury.




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Kapil Sharma is a stand-up comedian and actor from Amritsar, India. He was born on 18 april 1971. He was the winner of stand up comedy reality series, The Great Indian Laughter Challenge (Season 3) on STAR One, where he received acclaim for his stand-up comedy characters, Lala Roshan Lal and Shamsher Singh (the Punjab Police cop). In 2010, he won the Comedy Circus's 2010 version, Comedy Circus Ke SuperStars, Comedy Circus Ka Jadooand In 2011 he won Jubilee Comedy Circus in a tie with Krushna Abhishek - Rajiv Nigam, Comedy Circus Ke Tansen and Comedy Circus Ka Naya Daur on Sony Entertainment Television, partnering with Parvati Singhal, Shikha Singh, Ali Asgar, Shweta Tiwari and others.

He participated in a comedy reality show Ustaadon Ka Ustaad (2008), between contestants of Comedy Circus performed against those from Great Indian Laughter Challenge here he partnered with comedian Rauf Lala, and also co-hosted comedy show Chhote Miyan (2008) with Juhi Parmar on Colors. In 2009, he joined the comedy reality show Hans Baliye (STAR One), as a wild card entry, along with Ginni as a partner. He stood second in "Star Ya Rockstar".




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Hamish & Andy are an Australian comedy duo formed in 2003 by Hamish Blake and Andy Lee. They currently host the radio program The Hamish & Andy Show which airs in Australia on the Today Network.

Most well known for their work on television as correspondents on Rove from 2007 to 2009, they also created the sketch comedy series Radio Karate in 2003 and Real Stories in 2006, and hosted the variety show The Hamish and Andy Show in 2004. They were signed by the Nine Network in 2011.

In addition, they have made numerous appearances hosting events, and competing on game shows and in celebrity sporting events.

The two met while studying commerce at the University of Melbourne, and entered comedy competitions.

The duo began presenting radio on the Student Youth Network, in the Friday afternoon drivetime slot. They hosted a Monday night late-night radio program called "Almost Tuesday" on Fox FM. The duo then hosted the Fox FM program, Almost Midday. From 2006, they host the two-hour afternoon program, Hamish & Andy, formerly The Hamish & Andy Show, on the Today Network in all states and territories of Australia and in New Zealand. A weekly highlights package is also broadcast in Dubai.




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Under blankets these hills cover neatly
We’ll take steps to make sure our failures are hidden
But it’s hard when our voices echo over ripples?
That form on the lakes and the edges they prey on we'll shine
Swim around the lake
Hoping like hell we'll find shelter in
Coal mines incubating lies fathers and families,
Hammers and ties brace for the winter
Until that rumble leapt up to his jaws
Spines of furrowed earth jut jagged as they rise
Like welts up on our backs on our bellies
Its cold as the lord in the bedroom
Lord at your feet
The lords shaking the headboard
With nothing to eat
Cold restless stumbles wanders towards the light
That breaks out from the town little homes bearing sheriffs
Playing across drifts to the back of the brain
Where they flicker like fire speaking of times that they shined

Oh waiter bring me my check soon
I have a hectic schedule
I'm saddened by the news that we won
I wonder what I'd say to the bomb
Where are you now
Where are you going
Do you mind
And do you care
That you will die
Do you despair
And do you allow
For what you are choking
Do you know
Just what you do
The fickle snow
It's cuz of you
Waiter
I need my change I need it now sooner not
Later
It may seem strange but have you seen the paper
Maybe it's victory
Maybe it's history
Maybe it's you
The scuds drop down like butterflies
They're loved and round and very wise
They're just like you and me
As they tend
Their incandescent need for a friend
Where are they now
Where are they headed
Do they see
The little ones
And do they flee
Or do they run
And do they feel proud
As they are embedded
Do they ask
Or do they tell
To mask the fact
They're going to hell
Waiter
I need my change I need it now sooner not
Later
It may seem strange but have you seen the paper
Maybe it's erotic
Maybe it's despotic
Maybe it's you
Waiter
I need my change I need it now sooner not
Later
It may seem strange but have you seen the paper
Maybe it's victory
Maybe it's history
Maybe it's you

Waiter [x3]
Tonight I'll be your waiter (waiter) [x2]
Let me serve you all night
I assume you know what to say
Tell me baby girl what's your craze.
Tell me baby girl what's your name
Lord. It don't even matter I'll still serve you up a platter
Baby tell me what you like from the side
Tell me something that's caught your eye
I'mma make sure it's right on time
Aw. you'll have no more stressing
If you simply sit and let me be your
[Chorus]
Waiter
Let me fill your cup, till you've had enough
I can be your, waiter
Owner of the club
You know you could have whatever
You wanna do. I'll do whatever you want to.
Serve whatever you want to.
If I can be your waiter.
Waiter, darling
Know you got some expensive taste
Tell me baby girl what's your fave
Tell me baby girl what you drink
Aw. I'll surprise and treat you
When I get back from the kitchen baby
Here's the menu go on pick you something
Tell me that you like it well done
Tell me that you want that in one
Aw. Give me some direction
You know I serve to perfection as your
[Chorus]
If you got a sweet tooth
I'mma fill it like
For real it's nothing more than
Just desert and I'm one call away
I'mma bring it from the kitchen
To the table
Girl tonight I'm gonna make sure
To get you spoiled so I can hear you scream.
Tonight I'll be your waiter [x2]
Let me serve you all night
Can you hear my baby?
If it look this good, i wonder how it tastes
Baby if I touch your body, can you scream my name?
Would you whisper to me "it's yours"?
Girl you smell so gentle and pure
You control my senses, baby all my senses
ohhhhh ohhhhh
Would you whisper to me "it's yours"?
Girl you smell so gentle and pure
You control my senses
If it look this good, I wonder how it tastes
Baby if I touch your body, can you scream my name?
Would you whisper to me "it's yours"?
Girl you smell so gentle and pure