Saturday Night Live

A late-night comedy show featuring several short skits, parodies of television commercials, a live guest band, and a pop-cultural guest host each week. Many of the SNL players have spun off successful independent comedy and/or movie careers from here.

Cast

• Don Pardo
• Lenny Pickett
• Fred Armisen
• G.E. Smith
• Bill Hader
• Tim Meadows
• Kevin Nealon
• Phil Hartman
• Mike Myers
• Dana Carvey
• Darrell Hammond
• Chris Kattan
• Tracy Morgan
• Lorne Michaels
• Chris Farley
• Will Forte
• Dennis Miller
• Peter Austin Noto
• Will Ferrell
• Victoria Jackson
• David Spade
• Ana Gasteyer
• Molly Shannon

• Season 1
• Episode 1: George Carlin/Billy Preston/Janis Ian
  Various: [talking into the telephone] What are you wearing right now? [smiles] No bathrobe? [notices...
• Episode 2: Paul Simon/Randy Newman/Phoebe Snow
  This was the first episode of SNL to be repeated by NBC. It's "second" air date was December 7, 1975...
• Episode 3: Rob Reiner
  Himself - Host: He just flew in from London. He's a super rock star, he needs no introduction! Ladie...
• Episode 4: Candice Bergen/Esther Phillips
  This the first time Andy Kaufman's "Foreign Man" character speaks in his indistinguishable accent. I...
• Episode 5: Robert Klein/ABBA, Loudon Wainwright III
  Gilda Radner's Emily Litella character makes her first appearance in the "Looks at Books" sketch...
• Episode 6: Lily Tomlin
  The host for the episode is Lily Tomlin, but there is no musical guest. The skits for this episode a...
• Episode 7: Richard Pryor/Gil Scott-Heron
  Chevy Chase: And now, as a service for our viewers, here is Garrett Morris to provide the headlines ...
• Episode 8: Candice Bergen/Martha Reeves/The Stylistics
  'Candice Bergen' (qv) is the first person to host the show for a second time....
• Episode 9: Elliott Gould/Anne Murray
  Vito Corleone: ...the ASPCA is after me about this "horse" thing....
• Episode 10: Buck Henry/Bill Withers, Toni Basil
  Writer Alan Zweibel plays a corpse in two different sketches in this episode...
• Episode 11: Peter Cook & Dudley Moore/Neil Sedaka
  Although no longer listed as a cast member, George Coe appears in two skits in this episode, Bomb Sq...
• Episode 12: Dick Cavett/Jimmy Cliff
  Dick Cavett ends his monologue by shooting a life-size stuffed cow out of the sky. The cow-dropping ...
• Episode 13: Peter Boyle/Al Jarreau
  The host for the episode is Peter Boyle, and the musical guest is Al Jarreau. The skits for this epi...
• Episode 14: Desi Arnaz/Desi Arnaz, Jr.
  In "Literary Recital", Aykroyd introduces Desi as "Desmond Arnaz". Desi is short for Desiderio....
• Episode 15: Jill Clayburgh/Leon Redbone/The Singing Idlers
  This episode marks Mr. Bill's first appearance....
• Episode 16: Anthony Perkins/Betty Carter
  This is the first episode with the title "Saturday Night" instead of "NBC's Saturday Night"....
• Episode 17: Ron Nessen/Patti Smith Group
  Chevy Chase: Good evening, I'm Chevy Chase and you're not.::President Gerald Ford: [via film] Good e...
• Episode 18: Raquel Welch/Phoebe Snow, John Sebastian
  The "Claudine Longet Invitational" provoked a legal threat from her estranged husband Andy Williams....
• Episode 19: Madeline Kahn/Carly Simon
  Chevy Chase: And now with tonight's commentary; Miss Emily Litella.::Emily Litella: Thank you, chedd...
• Episode 20: Dyan Cannon/Leon & Mary Russell
  The "Johnny Angel" sketch would prompted an angry protest from two Hell's Angels who showed up at th...
• Episode 21: Buck Henry/Gordon Lightfoot
  This episode was not rerun on NBC until 2005....
• Episode 22: Elliott Gould/Leon Redbone, Harlan Collins & Joyce Everson
  'Jane Curtin' (qv)'s character on Weekend Update is named after assistant to the producer 'Audrey Pe...
• Episode 23: Louise Lasser/Preservation Hall Jazz Band
  During rehearsals, Louise Lasser refused to do any sketches with the cast. She was eventually convin...
• Episode 24: Kris Kristofferson/Rita Coolidge
  'Kris Kristofferson (I)' (qv) was reportedly got so drunk before the show that it seemed he might no...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Lily Tomlin/James Taylor
  Liz Montgomery: Mr President, you've said that the Humprey Hawkins bill will cost a possible 60 bill...
• Episode 2: Norman Lear/Boz Scaggs
  Mr. Joseph Franklin of the U.S. Council of Standards and Measures: The Metric Leisure Week will be c...
• Episode 3: Eric Idle/Joe Cocker/Stuff
  DJ: Yeah... do your big speakers keep getting you evicted? Then why not visit Stairway to Headphones...
• Episode 4: Karen Black/John Prine
  Catherine the Great: Oh well, I guess I am queen, and a queen is a queen. But I am also a woman... a...
• Episode 5: Steve Martin/Kinky Friedman
  Announcer: And now, 'Weekend Update' with Chevy Chase!::Chevy Chase: [on the phone] No, you're not s...
• Episode 6: Buck Henry/The Band
  Chevy Chase: Our top story tonight: Buck Henry cuts himself in the forehead in a sketch on the Satur...
• Episode 7: Dick Cavett/Ry Cooder
  Richard Nixon: What are you looking at?::John Dean: Oh, eh, nothing, I just couldn't help noticing t...
• Episode 8: Paul Simon/George Harrison
  Paul Simon: [singing in a Turkey Outfit] I met my old lover on the street last night. She seemed so ...
• Episode 9: Jodie Foster/Brian Wilson
  Bee Peter: Bees are like Muppets with longer contracts, you understand?...
• Episode 10: Candice Bergen/Frank Zappa
  Fern: You're not too bright, are you, Fern? I mean... Whatever your name is!...
• Episode 11: Ralph Nader/George Benson
  Ralph Nader: Tonight, for 90 minutes, I'm Ralph Nader - Mr. Good Time!...
• Episode 12: Ruth Gordon/Chuck Berry
  Ruth Gordon: Tonight, I'm here because I enjoy being here. I like to make an entrance! I like to get...
• Episode 13: Fran Tarkenton/Leo Sayer, Donnie Harper and the Voices of Tomorrow
  Jane Curtin: You see, I just assumed it was responsible journalism you wanted, not sex. I gave you m...
• Episode 14: Live from Mardi Gras
  Jane Curtin: Oh! This story just in. Oh, my God! Washington - with guns blazing, a deranged gunman s...
• Episode 15: Steve Martin/The Kinks
  Gern Blanston: Thank you, Don Pardo! Thank you and good evening. I'm Gern Blanston , and welcome to ...
• Episode 16: Sissy Spacek/Richard Baskin
  Leonard Pinth-Garnell: There, now, that wasn't so good, was it?...
• Episode 17: Broderick Crawford/Levon Helm/Dr. John/The Meters
  Mobster: We recommend that you kill as soon as possible, both Don Cornelius and Don Kirshner....
• Episode 18: Jack Burns/Santana
  Gags Beasley: Remember this: there is a thin line between comedy and humor....
• Episode 19: Julian Bond/Tom Waits, Brick
  Emily Litella: But Jane, don't you understand? I'm in love, like all I can do is think about him. I'...
• Episode 20: Elliott Gould/Kate & Anna McGarrigle/Roslyn Kind
  Prymaat Conehead: [to Connie] Your cone is too young to know the senso-ring! Go to your sleep chambe...
• Episode 21: Eric Idle/Neil Innes
  Emily Litella: [about Tom Snyder] I love him! I love him! I love him! And where he goes I'll swallow...
• Episode 22: Shelley Duvall/Joan Armatrading
  Cesar Romero: [convinced he is in fact Ricardo Montalban] I am Ricardo. You see, we are all of us sw...
• Episode 23: Buck Henry/Jennifer Warnes/Kenny Vance
  Beldar Conehead: You can't call my young one a common fluffrag!...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Steve Martin/Jackson Browne
  Georg Festrunk: You know.. you American girls have such big breasts all the time....
• Episode 2: Madeline Kahn/Taj Mahal
  Bianca Jagger: Do I think that make-up is important? I do not use make-up, Truman, you know that I d...
• Episode 3: Hugh Hefner/Libby Titus
  Voice of Don Pardo: And now, "Weekend Update", with the "Weekend Update" news team. Here are Jane Cu...
• Episode 4: Charles Grodin/Paul Simon
  Connie Conehead: Mommy, I must split to join my human friends and their Halloween activities.::Pryma...
• Episode 5: Ray Charles
  Ray Charles: Now, what Mr. Mike doesn't know ... is, at the party, are going to be ten or twelve of ...
• Episode 6: Buck Henry/Leon Redbone
  Mr. Dantley: [Samurai Psychiatrist is threatening to perform hari-kiri] Okay, go ahead with it! For ...
• Episode 7: Mary Kay Place/Willie Nelson
  Mary Kay: [reading from her 8th grade diary] Found terrif' new nail polish 'pasionately pink' great ...
• Episode 8: Miskel Spillman/Elvis Costello
  Laraine Newman: Well, I think it's really exciting to have an 80-year-old grandmother host the show....
• Episode 9: Steve Martin/Randy Newman, Dirt Band
  Richard Dawson:: Alright, Beldar, let's make some Fast Money! Come on down here! [Beldar joins Dawso...
• Episode 10: Robert Klein/Bonnie Raitt
  Nick Winters: [singing] Ah, Star Wars! Nothing but Star Wars! Gimme those Star Wars, don't let them ...
• Episode 11: Chevy Chase/Billy Joel
  John F. Kennedy: Have you ever slept with a white girl?::Martin Luther King: Does your sister count?...
• Episode 12: O.J. Simpson/Ashford & Simpson
  O.J. Simpson: [during his monologue, wearing a Conehead] I don't know if I'm gonna be man enough to ...
• Episode 13: Art Garfunkel/Stephen Bishop
  Angus Stanley: [trying to get backstage at a Kiss concert, carrying a parachute] Excuse me, I'm Paul...
• Episode 14: Jill Clayburgh/Eddie Money
  Weekend Update Anchor: In Los Angeles today, actor Ricardo Montalban was kidnapped by a gang of angr...
• Episode 15: Christopher Lee/Meat Loaf
  Dan Aykroyd: Jane, you ignorant slut!...
• Episode 16: Michael Palin/Eugene Record
  Michael Palin - Actor: I never wanted to be an actor anyway, I wanted to be... a claims adjuster!...
• Episode 17: Michael Sarrazin/Keith Jarrett, Gravity
  E. Buzz Miller: This is E. Buzz Miller saying so long, folks. And remember: it's important to stay i...
• Episode 18: Steve Martin/The Blues Brothers
  Dan Aykroyd: Uh... authorities have issued a marijuana alert, because... uh... in fact, much of it h...
• Episode 19: Richard Dreyfuss/Jimmy Buffett, Gary Tigerman
  Prymaat Conehead: Beldar! Your commercial message has appeared on the ion bombardment tube!...
• Episode 20: Buck Henry/Sun Ra
  Richard Nixon: Well... when I lost the race for Governor of California in 1962, I recall the saying,...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: The Rolling Stones
  Weekend Update Anchor: A Morning After birth control pill, developed at the University of Florida, h...
• Episode 2: Fred Willard/Devo
  Joan Face: Mr Mainway, let's talk about the milk you're serving our children. We've taken the libery...
• Episode 3: Frank Zappa
  Beldar: [removing Frank Zappa's album 'Studio Tan' from it's sleeve] What fine compressed petroleum ...
• Episode 4: Steve Martin/Van Morrison
  Theodoric of York, Medieval Judge: Wait a minute, perhaps she's right. Maybe the king doesn't have a...
• Episode 5: Buck Henry/The Grateful Dead
  Tracy: And the Ford Foundation announced that it has awarded a $1.5 million grant to perfect a contr...
• Episode 6: Carrie Fisher/The Blues Brothers
  Carrie Fisher: [dressed as Princess Leia] I don't usually do jokes, but... here goes. Uh, there's th...
• Episode 7: Walter Matthau
  Walter Matthau: [about the Not Ready for Primetime Players] When they didn't laugh at my jokes I fig...
• Episode 8: Eric Idle/Kate Bush
  Chico Escuela: Baseball been berry berry good to me. Thank you berry much. Thank you, Hane? Thank yo...
• Episode 9: Elliott Gould/Peter Tosh
  Tammy Widette: I didn't make the cheerleaders squad.::Betty Widette: Oh, that's a shame, Tammy, you ...
• Episode 10: Michael Palin/The Doobie Brothers
  Miles Cowperthwaite: [narrating] My name is Miles Cowperthwaite and I am of course, an orphan. My fa...
• Episode 11: Cicely Tyson/Talking Heads
  Announcer: [voice over] Join us next week on 'Frontier Midwife, when Frontier Midwife delivers her o...
• Episode 12: Ricky Nelson/Judy Collins
  Ron the barber: I remember once I was giving a guy in the hospital a haircut, and he died right when...
• Episode 13: Kate Jackson/Delbert McClinton
  Weekend Update Anchor: Good evening, I'm Jane Curtin. Our top story tonight: for the second year in ...
• Episode 14: Gary Busey/Eubie Blake and Gregory Hines
  Jane Curtin: [explaining why John Belushi won't speak to Gary Busey] Well, the way he looks at it, y...
• Episode 15: Margot Kidder/The Chieftains
  Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute: Well, ma'am, you see, when a VP like yourself comes to Milain to do bu...
• Episode 16: Richard Benjamin/Rickie Lee Jones
  Reporter: Is it true that the president is a hundred feet tall?::Ross Denton: Nooo, absolutely not!:...
• Episode 17: Milton Berle/Ornette Coleman
  The host for the episode is Milton Berle, and the musical guest is Ornette Coleman. The skits for th...
• Episode 18: Michael Palin/James Taylor
  Captain Ned: Mr. Hodo! Mr. Spunk! Is this how men act on a man's ship? Where is your manliness? Figh...
• Episode 19: Maureen Stapleton/Linda Ronstadt/Phoebe Snow
  Weekend Update Anchor: Dan, you self-important swine ass....
• Episode 20: Buck Henry/Bette Midler
  Weekend Update Anchor: Hayakawa reportedly commented later: I need my sleep. Poor people don't need ...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Steve Martin/Blondie
  The host for the episode is Steve Martin (his seventh appearance), and the musical guest is Blondie....
• Episode 2: Eric Idle/Bob Dylan
  Although it was a joke in the cold opening sketch, Eric Idle really was sick with a 104° fever and H...
• Episode 3: Bill Russell/Chicago
  The host for the episode is Bill Russell, and the musical guest is Chicago. The skits for this episo...
• Episode 4: Buck Henry/Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
  The host for the episode is Buck Henry (his ninth appearance), and the musical guest is Tom Petty. T...
• Episode 5: Bea Arthur/The Roches
  The show received angry letters and phone calls about the sketch "First, He Cries". The sketch spoof...
• Episode 6: Howard Hesseman/Randy Newman
  The host for the episode is Howard Hesseman, and the musical guest is Randy Newman (his third appear...
• Episode 7: Martin Sheen/David Bowie
  The host for the episode is Martin Sheen, and the musical guest is David Bowie. The skits for this e...
• Episode 8: Ted Knight/Desmond Child & Rouge
  The "Nerds Christmas Pageant" sketch started a heated battle between the show and NBC's Standards & ...
• Episode 9: Teri Garr/The B-52's
  The host for the episode is Teri Garr, and the musical guest is The B-52's. The skits for this episo...
• Episode 10: Chevy Chase/Marianne Faithfull
  The host for the episode is Chevy Chase (his second appearance as host), and the musical guest is Ma...
• Episode 11: Elliott Gould/Gary Numan
  'Garrett Morris' (qv) was very offended that he was cast as a monkey for "The Incredible Man" sketch...
• Episode 12: Kirk Douglas/Sam and Dave
  'James Brown (I)' (qv) was originally announced as musical guest but had to back out....
• Episode 13: Rodney Dangerfield/The J. Geils Band
  The host for the episode is Rodney Dangerfield, and the musical guest is The J. Geils Band. The skit...
• Episode 14: Paul Simon, James Taylor & David Sanborn
  Contrary to popular belief, this is not the first episode not to have a host. The first episode with...
• Episode 15: Richard Benjamin, Paula Prentiss/The Grateful Dead
  The hosts for the episode are Richard Benjamin (his second appearance) and Paula Prentiss, and the m...
• Episode 16: Burt Reynolds/Anne Murray
  The host for the episode is Burt Reynolds, and the musical guest is Anne Murray (her second appearan...
• Episode 17: Strother Martin/The Specials
  The host for the episode is Strother Martin, and the musical guest is The Specials. The skits for th...
• Episode 18: Bob Newhart/The Amazing Rhthym Aces/Bruce Cockburn
  The host for the episode is Bob Newhart, and the musical guests are The Amazing Rhthym Aces and Bruc...
• Episode 19: Steve Martin/Paul & Linda McCartney/3-D
  Paul and Linda McCartney appeared via satellite from London interviewed by Father Guido Sarducci. Th...
• Episode 20: Buck Henry/Andrew Gold/Andrae Crouch & Voices of Unity
  This was the final episode to feature the original cast of "Saturday Night Live". 'Lorne Michaels' (...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Elliott Gould/Kid Creole & the Coconuts
  'Lorne Michaels' (qv) and the entire cast left the show two weeks before this episode aired. This se...
• Episode 2: Malcolm McDowell/Captain Beefheart & The Magic Band
  Eddie Murphy made his debut in this episode as an extra. He had auditioned to be a cast member but w...
• Episode 3: Ellen Burstyn/Aretha Franklin/Keith Sykes
  Executive producer Jean Doumanian was nearly fired just before the show. She argued with NBC executi...
• Episode 4: Jamie Lee Curtis/James Brown/Ellen Shipley
  This episode was rerun on "NBC's Classic Saturday Night Live" on April 30, 2005, but many network af...
• Episode 5: David Carradine/Cast of 'The Pirates of Penzance'
  The host for the episode is David Carradine, and the musical guests are the cast from The Pirates of...
• Episode 6: Ray Sharkey/Jack Bruce & Friends
  The stand-up performance by Eddie Murphy at the end of this episode was added at the last minute bec...
• Episode 7: Karen Black/Cheap Trick/Stanley Clarke Trio
  'Eddie Murphy (I)' (qv) becomes a regular cast member in this episode....
• Episode 8: Robert Hays/14 Karat Soul, Joe 'King' Carrasco & The Crowns
  The host for the episode is Robert Hayes, and the musical guests are Joe 'King' Carrasco & The Crown...
• Episode 9: Sally Kellerman/Jimmy Cliff
  Staff writer 'Terry Sweeney (I)' (qv) appears as an extra in the opening sketch. He would join the c...
• Episode 10: Deborah Harry/Funky 4 + 1 More
  The appearance of The Funky Four Plus One More marks the first time a mainstream hip-hop group perfo...
• Episode 11: Charlene Tilton/Todd Rundgren/Prince
  [the scene that got Charles Rocket fired from the show]::Charlene Tilton: Charlie, how are you feeli...
• Episode 12: Bill Murray/Delbert McClinton
  Executive producer 'Jean Doumanian' (qv) and cast members 'Ann Risley' (qv), 'Gilbert Gottfried' (qv...
• Episode 13: Jr. Walker & the All-Stars
  'Robin Duke' (qv), 'Tim Kazurinsky' (qv), 'Tony Rosato' (qv), 'Laurie Metcalf' (qv) and 'Emily Prage...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: Rod Stewart
  Little Richard Simmons: Ready? Let's exercise! A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom! Know a gal named ...
• Episode 2: Susan Saint James/The Kinks
  'Susan Saint James' (qv) and executive producer 'Dick Ebersol' (qv) fell in love while working on th...
• Episode 3: George Kennedy/Miles Davis
  This episode features the final appearance of "The Mr. Bill Show"....
• Episode 4: Donald Pleasance/Fear
  'John Belushi' (qv) agreed to make a cameo appearance in this episode under the condition that his f...
• Episode 5: Lauren Hutton/Rick James & The Stone City Band
  After the dress rehearsal, producer 'Dick Ebersol' (qv) told 'Michael O'Donoghue (I)' (qv) to tell '...
• Episode 6: Bernadette Peters/Billy Joel/The Go-Go's
  'Billy Joel' (qv) performed live via satellite from his recording studio....
• Episode 7: Tim Curry/Meat Loaf/The Neverland Express
  The host for the episode is Tim Curry, and the musical guest is Meat Loaf (his second appearance). T...
• Episode 8: Bill Murray/The Spinners/Yale Whiffenpoofs
  For the sketch "At Home with the Psychos", writer 'Michael O'Donoghue (I)' (qv) had the prop departm...
• Episode 9: Robert Conrad/The Allman Brothers Band
  The show ran out of time during the last Allman Brothers performance and went to commercial before t...
• Episode 10: John Madden/Jennifer Holliday
  'Gates McFadden' (qv)'s TV debut....
• Episode 11: James Coburn/Lindsey Buckingham
  The host for the episode is James Coburn, and the musical guest is Lindsey Buckingham. The skits for...
• Episode 12: Bruce Dern/Luther Vandross
  The host for the episode is Bruce Dern, and the musical guest is Luther Vandross. The skits for this...
• Episode 13: Elizabeth Ashley/Hall & Oates
  The host for the episode is Elizabeth Ashley, and the musical guest is Hall & Oates. The skits for t...
• Episode 14: Robert Urich/Mink DeVille
  First episode to air after the death of 'John Belushi' (qv). The original broadcast of this episode ...
• Episode 15: Blythe Danner/Rickie Lee Jones
  Eddie Murphy: [During goodnights, Blythe Danner is dressed as a tuna fish] This woman - this woman, ...
• Episode 16: Daniel J. Travanti/John Cougar
  This episode featured a phone-in poll in which viewers dialed a 900 number to determine whether a lo...
• Episode 17: Johnny Cash/Elton John
  The host for the episode is Johnny Cash, and the musical guest is Elton John. The skits for this epi...
• Episode 18: Robert Culp/The Charlie Daniels Band
  The host for the episode is Robert Culp, and the musical guest is The Charlie Daniels Band. The skit...
• Episode 19: Danny DeVito/Sparks
  The host for the episode is Danny DeVito, and the musical guest is Sparks. The skits for this episod...
• Episode 20: Olivia Newton-John
  Stevie Wonder: [singing to the tune of 'Ebony and Ivory'] I am dark, and you are light.::Frank Sinat...
• Season 8
• Episode 1: Chevy Chase/Queen
  'Chevy Chase' (qv) hosted via satellite from Burbank, California. Chase explains that he missed his ...
• Episode 2: Louis Gossett Jr/George Thorogood & The Destroyers
  Mister Robinson: Mister Robinson:::[singing]::Mister Robinson: It's a beautiful day in the neighborh...
• Episode 3: Ron Howard/The Clash
  Ron Howard: Look, look, Raheem, I'm not Opie Taylor and I'm not Richie Cunningham. I'm Ron Howard, I...
• Episode 4: Howard Hesseman/Men at Work
  Mid-term election coverage forced SNL out of Studio 8H for this show and the next. The shows were do...
• Episode 5: Michael Keaton/Joe Jackson
  Mid-term election coverage forced SNL out of Studio 8H for this show. The show was done from two adj...
• Episode 6: Robert Blake/Kenny Loggins
  'Robert Blake (I)' (qv) was not cooperative with the cast and writers during rehearsals. At one poin...
• Episode 7: Drew Barrymore/Squeeze
  At 7 years, 8 months and 29 days old, 'Drew Barrymore (I)' (qv) is the youngest ever to host the sho...
• Episode 8: Tom & Dick Smothers/Laura Branigan
  USA...
• Episode 9: Eddie Murphy/Lionel Richie
  'Nick Nolte' (qv) was scheduled to host but he became too ill, so his _48 Hrs. (1982)_ (qv) co-star ...
• Episode 10: Lily Tomlin
  This was 'Andy Kaufman (I)' (qv)'s final appearance on the show after being voted out by viewers....
• Episode 11: Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas/The Bus Boys
  Woody Allen: Great. Meyer Lansky jokes. I'm here with the mob and I'm the only jew in the room. They...
• Episode 12: Sid Caesar/Joe Cocker
  USA...
• Episode 13: Howard Hesseman/Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
  USA...
• Episode 14: Beau and Jeff Bridges/Randy Newman
  USA...
• Episode 15: Bruce Dern/Leon Redbone
  Dr. Jack Badofsky: Let us first talk about the many forms of syphilis [reveals a card reading syphil...
• Episode 16: Robert Guilaume/Duran Duran
  Ted Koppell: Good evening, I'm Ted Koppell. We have just learned that the accused assassin of Buckwh...
• Episode 17: Joan Rivers/Musical Youth
  Herself - Host: Elizabeth Taylor is the only person I know who lives alone and has a 20-slice toaste...
• Episode 18: Susan Saint James/Michael McDonald
  USA...
• Episode 19: Stevie Wonder
  Because 'Stevie Wonder' (qv) is blind and cannot read cue cards, his brother fed him his lines throu...
• Episode 20: Ed Koch/Kevin Rowland & Dexy's Midnight Runners
  'Ed Koch' (qv) appears in only two sketches plus his monologue....
• Season 9
• Episode 1: Brandon Tartikoff/John Cougar Mellencamp
  'Brandon Tartikoff' (qv) wore a wig in this episode as he was undergoing cancer treatment at the tim...
• Episode 2: Danny DeVito & Rhea Pearlman/Eddy Grant
  USA...
• Episode 3: John Candy/Men at Work
  'Dick Ebersol' (qv) tried to convince 'John Candy' (qv) to join the cast but Candy declined....
• Episode 4: Betty Thomas/Stray Cats
  James Brown: Shall I get in the hot tub?::Band: YEAH!::James Brown: Will it make me sweat?::Band: YE...
• Episode 5: Teri Garr/Mick Fleetwood's Zoo
  Marilyn Monroe: Okay Mr. President, I'm ready to do it.::John F. Kennedy: Fine, fine, now how do I h...
• Episode 6: Jerry Lewis/Loverboy
  USA...
• Episode 7: The Smothers Brothers/Big Country
  USA...
• Episode 8: Flip Wilson/Stevie Nicks
  USA...
• Episode 9: Father Guido Sarducci/Huey Lewis & The News
  This was the first episode not to have a "Weekend Update" segment....
• Episode 10: Michael Palin/Mary Palin/The Motels
  The sketch starring 'Eddie Murphy (I)' (qv) was prerecorded....
• Episode 11: Don Rickles/Billy Idol
  The sketch starring 'Eddie Murphy (I)' (qv) was prerecorded....
• Episode 12: Robin Williams/Adam Ant
  USA...
• Episode 13: Jamie Lee Curtis/The Fixx
  'Joe Piscopo' (qv) filled in for 'Don Pardo' (qv) as announcer in this episode....
• Episode 14: Edwin Newman/Kool & The Gang
  USA...
• Episode 15: Billy Crystal/Al Jarreau
  'Eddie Murphy (I)' (qv)'s final episode as a cast member. The one sketch he stars in was prerecorded...
• Episode 16: Michael Douglas/Deniece Williams
  'Michael Douglas (I)' (qv) accidentally hit himself in the forehead in a sketch when he splashed him...
• Episode 17: George McGovern/Madness
  The sketch featuring 'Eddie Murphy (I)' (qv) was taped before he left the cast....
• Episode 18: Barry Bostwick/Spinal Tap
  Guest performer 'A. Whitney Brown' (qv) would join the cast in the 11th season....
• Episode 19: Billy Crystal/Ed Koch/Edwin Newman/Don Novello/Betty Thomas/The Cars
  This episode had five hosts. This was the largest number of hosts for one episode since the five mem...
• Season 10
• Episode 1: Thompson Twins
  In a return to earlier seasons, the camera scanned the audience before a commercial break. In this s...
• Episode 2: Bob Uecker/Peter Wolf
  USA...
• Episode 3: Jesse Jackson/Andrae Crouch, Wintley Phipps
  The Reverend Jesse Jackson: My NBC soul brothers are taking care of it so I can relax, let's get on ...
• Episode 4: Michael McKean/Chaka Khan/The Folksmen
  The "Pledge-A-Bration" sketch is included on the 'Harry Shearer' (qv): Now You See It DVD....
• Episode 5: George Carlin/Frankie Goes to Hollywood
  USA...
• Episode 6: Ed Asner/The Kinks
  Mercenary #1: [referring to Mary Richards] Is it true what they say about her?::Lou Grant: What?::Me...
• Episode 7: Ed Begley Jr/Billy Squier
  According to 'Larry David (I)' (qv), the sketch "The Elevator Man's Stool" was the only sketch that ...
• Episode 8: Ringo Starr/Herbie Hancock
  This is the second episode not to have a "Weekend Update/Saturday Night News" segment....
• Episode 9: Eddie Murphy/Robert Plant & The Honeydrippers
  This is 'Eddie Murphy (I)' (qv)'s final appearance on the show. In the monologue, Murphy says he did...
• Episode 10: Kathleen Turner/John Waite
  'Harry Shearer' (qv)'s final episode as a cast member. He left citing "creative differences" and qui...
• Episode 11: Roy Scheider/Billy Ocean
  'James Belushi' (qv) returns in this episode after being fired the previous month....
• Episode 12: Alex Karras/Tina Turner
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• Episode 13: Harry Anderson/Bryan Adams
  USA...
• Episode 14: Pamela Sue Martin/Power Station
  USA...
• Episode 15: SNL Film Festival
  'John Candy' (qv) and 'Eugene Levy' (qv) made a short appearance on the show, with Billy Crystal, to...
• Episode 16: Mr. T and Hulk Hogan/The Commodores
  This is the third episode not to have a "Saturday Night News" segment....
• Episode 17: Christopher Reeve/Santana
  USA...
• Episode 18: Howard Cosell/Greg Kihn
  The entire cast and executive producer 'Dick Ebersol' (qv) were fired when 'Lorne Michaels' (qv) agr...
• Season 11
• Episode 1: Madonna/Simple Minds
  Princess Diana: [quite tipsy] When will you understand that I am a person? That I am not some thing....
• Episode 2: Chevy Chase/Sheila E.
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• Episode 3: Pee Wee Herman/Queen Ida & The Bon Temps Zydeco Band
  Future cast member 'Phil Hartman (I)' (qv) appears in the sketch "Pee-Wee's Thanksgiving Special"....
• Episode 4: John Lithgow/Mr. Mister
  'Anthony Michael Hall' (qv) only appears in a filmed segment because he working on _Out of Bounds (1...
• Episode 5: Tom Hanks/Sade
  'Anthony Michael Hall' (qv) appears only in a prerecorded cameo because he was filming _Out of Bound...
• Episode 6: Teri Garr/Dream Academy/The Cult
  USA...
• Episode 7: Harry Dean Stanton/The Replacements
  'Anthony Michael Hall' (qv) does not appear in the live broadcast because he was filming _Out of Bou...
• Episode 8: Dudley Moore/Al Green
  'Anthony Michael Hall' (qv) does not appear in this episode because he was filming _Out of Bounds (1...
• Episode 9: Ron Reagan/The Nelsons
  'Anthony Michael Hall' (qv) does not appear in this episode because he was filming _Out of Bounds (1...
• Episode 10: Jerry Hall/Stevie Ray Vaughan/Jimmie Vaughan
  'Anthony Michael Hall' (qv) does not appear in this episode because he was filming _Out of Bounds (1...
• Episode 11: Jay Leno/The Neville Brothers
  'Anthony Michael Hall' (qv) does not appear in this episode because he was filming _Out of Bounds (1...
• Episode 12: Griffin Dunne/Rosanne Cash
  Weekend Update Anchor: Today is the Ides of March, the two thousand and thirtieth anniversary of the...
• Episode 13: George Wendt and Francis Ford Coppola/Philip Glass
  The opening theme song in this episode is replaced with "Façades" by 'Philip Glass' (qv)....
• Episode 14: Oprah Winfrey/Joe Jackson
  'Joe Jackson (II)' (qv) was under a four-minute time limit for his second musical performance. He ke...
• Episode 15: Tony Danza/Laurie Anderson
  USA...
• Episode 16: Catherine Oxenberg and Paul Simon/Ladysmith Black Mambazo
  USA...
• Episode 17: Jimmy Breslin and Marvin Hagler/Level 42/E.G. Daily
  USA...
• Episode 18: Anjelica Huston and Billy Martin/George Clinton & Parliament-Funkadelic
  Garçon: Oh, Monsieur Bob, you sure drink and drink like a glamorous role model. Oh I wish I could dr...
• Season 12
• Episode 1: Sigourney Weaver/Buster Poindexter
  Ripley: ["Aliens" sketch, the humans are trapped] OK. Whatever it is, it's coming down that elevator...
• Episode 2: Malcolm-Jamal Warner/Run-DMC
  Casey Kasem (played by 'Dana Carvey' (qv)) mentions an "Eddie Fontaine" in a "whatever happened to" ...
• Episode 3: Rosanna Arquette/Ric Ocasek
  This episode was originally scheduled to air live on October 25, 1986 but was pre-empted by _"1986 W...
• Episode 4: Sam Kinison/Lou Reed
  This episode was aired on a seven-second delay. The first time this happened was when 'Richard Pryor...
• Episode 5: Robin Williams/Paul Simon
  Godfrey: [Master Thespian is unable to perform a single line] What are you, senile?::Master Thespian...
• Episode 6: Chevy Chase/Steve Martin/Martin Short/Randy Newman
  USA...
• Episode 7: Steve Guttenberg/The Pretenders
  USA...
• Episode 8: William Shatner/Lone Justice
  William Shatner: [at a Star Trek convention] You know, before I answer any more questions there's so...
• Episode 9: Walter Payton & Joe Montana/Debbie Harry
  The hosts, 'Walter Payton' (qv) and 'Joe Montana (I)' (qv), were two of the biggest football players...
• Episode 10: Paul Shaffer/Bruce Hornsby & The Range
  USA...
• Episode 11: Bronson Pinchot/Paul Young/Buster Poindexter
  USA...
• Episode 12: Willie Nelson
  Church Lady: [interviewing Willie Nelson] Now, William, I understand there is lots of sex, drugs and...
• Episode 13: Valerie Bertinelli/Robert Cray Band
  USA...
• Episode 14: Bill Murray/Percy Sledge
  During the Weekend Update segment, 'Bill Murray (I)' (qv) talks about the upcoming Academy Awards. H...
• Episode 15: Charlton Heston/Wynton Marsalis
  USA...
• Episode 16: John Lithgow/Anita Baker
  USA...
• Episode 17: John Larroquette/Timbuk-3
  USA...
• Episode 18: Mark Harmon/Suzanne Vega
  USA...
• Episode 19: Garry Shandling/Los Lobos
  USA...
• Episode 20: Dennis Hopper/Roy Orbison
  USA...
• Season 13
• Episode 1: Steve Martin/Sting
  The 1987-1988 season premiere ('Steve Martin (I)' (qv)/'Sting') is the only show to not have a dress...
• Episode 2: Sean Penn/L.L. Cool J, Michael Penn & The Pull
  USA...
• Episode 3: Dabney Coleman/The Cars
  USA...
• Episode 4: Robert Mitchum/Simply Red
  USA...
• Episode 5: Candice Bergen/Cher
  USA...
• Episode 6: Danny DeVito/Bryan Ferry
  USA...
• Episode 7: Angie Dickinson/Buster Pointdexter/David Gilmour
  The theme music used in the "Drunk Man" sketch is the same music used later for "Weekend Update with...
• Episode 8: Paul Simon/Linda Ronstadt
  'Phil Hartman (I)' (qv) begins laughing towards the end of the sketch in which he plays Frankenstein...
• Episode 9: Robin Williams/James Taylor
  'James Taylor (I)' (qv)'s performance of 'Lonesome Road' has special meaning to many people involved...
• Episode 10: Carl Weathers/Robbie Robertson
  Reverend Jesse Jackson: [during the 1988 Democratic presidential debates] We have come a long way; f...
• Episode 11: Justine Bateman/Terrance Trent D'Arby
  This was 'Dan Aykroyd' (qv)'s first appearance on the show since leaving the cast in 1979....
• Episode 12: Tom Hanks/Randy Travis
  Dennis Miller: [a photo of George W. Bush is shown] You know who this is? Unbelievable. This is Geor...
• Episode 13: Judge Reinhold/10,000 Maniacs
  This is the final episode of the thirteenth season. The season was cut short due to a writers' strik...
• Season 14
• Episode 1: Tom Hanks/Keith Richards
  George Bush: [during the 1988 Presidential debates] What am I going to do? Can't say. Wouldn't be pr...
• Episode 2: Matthew Broderick/The Sugarcubes
  'Conan O'Brien' (qv)'s infamous "Nude Beach" sketch (aka "The Penis Song") was first tried out durin...
• Episode 3: John Larroquette/Randy Newman
  USA...
• Episode 4: Matthew Modine/Edie Brickell & New Bohemians
  USA...
• Episode 5: Demi Moore/Johnny Clegg & Savuka
  'Kirsten Dunst' (qv)' TV debut....
• Episode 6: John Lithgow/Tracy Chapman
  USA...
• Episode 7: Danny Devito/The Bangles
  USA...
• Episode 8: Kevin Kline/Bobby McFerrin
  'Roy Orbison' (qv) died four days before this episode. His performance of "Cryin'" from episode #12....
• Episode 9: Melanie Griffith/Little Feat
  USA...
• Episode 10: John Malkovich/Anita Baker
  USA...
• Episode 11: Tony Danza/John Hiatt
  During the goodnights, 'Tony Danza' (qv) says that it is 'Mike Myers (I)' (qv)' first episode. Myers...
• Episode 12: Ted Danson/Luther Vandross
  USA...
• Episode 13: Leslie Nielsen/Cowboy Junkies
  USA...
• Episode 14: Glenn Close/Gipsy Kings
  USA...
• Episode 15: Mary Tyler Moore/Elvis Costello
  On the night of the show, 'Don Pardo' (qv) had laryngitis but still announced during the opening cre...
• Episode 16: Mel Gibson/Living Colour
  USA...
• Episode 17: Dolly Parton
  'Dolly Parton' (qv) appeared in a sci-fi spoof/sketch titled "Planet of the Enormous Hooters" that h...
• Episode 18: Geena Davis/John Mellencamp
  USA...
• Episode 19: Wayne Gretzky/Fine Young Cannibals
  USA...
• Episode 20: Steve Martin/Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
  'Gilda Radner' (qv) died on the day of the broadcast. 'Steve Martin (I)' (qv)'s tribute to Radner re...
• Season 15
• Episode 1: Bruce Willis/Neil Young
  Phil Donahue: You're a lonely American male, you've decided to jump back into the dating game. You t...
• Episode 2: Rick Moranis/Rickie Lee Jones
  USA...
• Episode 3: Kathleen Turner/Billy Joel
  The start time of this show was delayed by ten minutes due to NBC News coverage of the aftermath of ...
• Episode 4: James Woods/Don Henley
  USA...
• Episode 5: Chris Evert/Eurythmics
  Lothar of the Hill People: It is written by the ancients and yet it is still true. Women. You cannot...
• Episode 6: Woody Harrelson/David Byrne
  USA...
• Episode 7: John Goodman/k.d. lang
  During the live show, the pre-taped segment of John Goodman's wife sitting alone in the audience fai...
• Episode 8: Robert Wagner/Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville
  USA...
• Episode 9: Andie MacDowell/Tracy Chapman
  'Tracy Chapman' (qv) performs her song "Give Me One Reason" which was not released until 1995....
• Episode 10: Ed O'Neill/Harry Connick Jr.
  Garth: I think I'm gonna hurl.::Wayne Campbell: Get a hold of yourself Garth - if you hurl and I get...
• Episode 11: Christopher Walken/Bonnie Raitt
  USA...
• Episode 12: Quincy Jones & Co.
  This episode holds the show's record for most credited musical guests with ten....
• Episode 13: Tom Hanks/Aerosmith
  [Aerosmith are guests on "Wayne's World"]::Garth Algar: Ok, this question's for Steven: Are those yo...
• Episode 14: Fred Savage/Technotronic
  USA...
• Episode 15: Rob Lowe/The Pogues
  Weekend Update Anchor: You know, I love the Pogues, but I'm a sucker for lyrics. Hey, what can I tel...
• Episode 16: Debra Winger/Eric Clapton
  USA...
• Episode 17: Corbin Bernsen/The Smithereens
  USA...
• Episode 18: Alec Baldwin/The B-52's
  USA...
• Episode 19: Andrew Dice Clay/Julee Cruise/Spanic Boys
  'Nora Dunn' (qv) and scheduled musical guest 'Sinéad O'Connor' (qv) boycotted this episode in protes...
• Episode 20: Candice Bergen/The Notting Hillbillies
  USA...
• Season 16
• Episode 1: Kyle MacLachlan/Sinéad O'Connor
  Dieter: Before we begin, would you like to touch my monkey?::Karl-Heinz Schelker: I would be honored...
• Episode 2: Susan Lucci/Hothouse Flowers
  USA...
• Episode 3: George Steinbrenner/Morris Day & The Time
  During 'The Time' (qv)'s performance, 'Morris Day' (qv) says "Where the fuck did this chicken come f...
• Episode 4: Patrick Swayze/Mariah Carey
  USA...
• Episode 5: Jimmy Smits/World Party
  USA...
• Episode 6: Dennis Hopper/Paul Simon
  USA...
• Episode 7: John Goodman/Faith No More
  USA...
• Episode 8: Tom Hanks/Edie Brickell & New Bohemians
  Dana Carvey, Dennis Miller, Tom Hanks: Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way! Oh, what fun ...
• Episode 9: Dennis Quaid/The Neville Brothers
  President George Bush: None of us want war in that whole area out over there. But as commander-in-ch...
• Episode 10: Joe Mantegna/Vanilla Ice
  USA...
• Episode 11: Sting
  Richard Laymer: Sting! Der Stingelhoffer. Making copies. The McStingster. Stingatolah. Sting. Stinge...
• Episode 12: Kevin Bacon/INXS
  USA...
• Episode 13: Roseanne Barr/Deee-lite
  When 'Deee-lite'performed their second song of the evening "Power of Love", lead vocalist ''Lady Mis...
• Episode 14: Alec Baldwin/Whitney Houston
  USA...
• Episode 15: Michael J. Fox/Black Crowes
  USA...
• Episode 16: Jeremy Irons/Fishbone
  USA...
• Episode 17: Catherine O'Hara/R.E.M.
  USA...
• Episode 18: Steven Seagal/Michael Bolton
  USA...
• Episode 19: Delta Burke/Chris Isaak
  [Wayne is playing Truth or Dare with Madonna]::Madonna: Have you ever made love with two women at th...
• Episode 20: George Wendt/Elvis Costello
  'Phil Hartman (I)' (qv) planned to leave the show after his fifth season (1990-1991). NBC convinced ...
• Season 17
• Episode 1: Michael Jordan/Public Enemy
  USA...
• Episode 2: Jeff Daniels/Color Me Badd
  USA...
• Episode 3: Kirstie Alley/Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
  USA...
• Episode 4: Christian Slater/Bonnie Raitt
  USA...
• Episode 5: Kiefer Sutherland/Skid Row
  With the exception of the fictional band Spinal Tap's appearance in 1984, Skid Row was the first met...
• Episode 6: Linda Hamilton/Mariah Carey
  Linda Hamilton of "The Terminator" movies hosts this outing,which features the memorable and hilario...
• Episode 7: Macaulay Culkin/Tin Machine
  USA...
• Episode 8: Hammer
  USA...
• Episode 9: Steve Martin/James Taylor
  Kenneth Rees Evans: Hello, I'm Kenneth Rees Evans and welcome to another episode of... Theatre Stori...
• Episode 10: Rob Morrow/Nirvana
  USA...
• Episode 11: Chevy Chase/Robbie Robertson, Bruce Hornsby
  USA...
• Episode 12: Susan Dey/C+C Music Factory
  USA...
• Episode 13: Jason Priestly/Teenage Fanclub
  USA...
• Episode 14: Roseanne & Tom Arnold/Red Hot Chili Peppers
  Linda Richman: Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic. The Romanesque church design is based...
• Episode 15: John Goodman/Garth Brooks
  USA...
• Episode 16: Mary Stuart Masterson/En Vogue
  Mary Stuart Masterson hosts this episode, and En Vogue are the musical guests. In the cold opening, ...
• Episode 17: Sharon Stone/Pearl Jam
  USA...
• Episode 18: Jerry Seinfeld/Annie Lennox
  Announcer: Ladies and gentleman: Jerry Seinfeld.::Himself - Host: Thank you. Thank you, very much. T...
• Episode 19: Tom Hanks/Bruce Springsteen
  'Joe Pesci' (qv) was originally supposed to host on May 9, 1992, but had to back out at the very las...
• Episode 20: Woody Harrelson/Vanessa Williams
  USA...
• Season 18
• Episode 1: Nicolas Cage/Bobby Brown
  Nicholas Cage: My God, they must think I'm the biggest jerk they've ever had on the show.::Lorne Mic...
• Episode 2: Tim Robbins/Sinéad O'Connor
  Musical guest 'Sinéad O'Connor' (qv) caused a huge international stir when, after singing an a capel...
• Episode 3: Joe Pesci/Spin Doctors
  George H.W. Bush: [during the 1992 Presidential debates] Mr. Clinton says he's brought progress to A...
• Episode 4: Christopher Walken/Arrested Development
  USA...
• Episode 5: Catherine O'Hara/10,000 Maniacs
  USA...
• Episode 6: Michael Keaton/Morrissey
  USA...
• Episode 7: Sinbad/Sade
  USA...
• Episode 8: Tom Arnold/Neil Young
  USA...
• Episode 9: Glenn Close/Black Crowes
  USA...
• Episode 10: Danny DeVito/Bon Jovi
  USA...
• Episode 11: Harvey Keitel/Madonna
  USA...
• Episode 12: Luke Perry/Mick Jagger
  USA...
• Episode 13: Alec Baldwin/Paul McCartney
  USA...
• Episode 14: Bill Murray/Sting
  USA...
• Episode 15: John Goodman/Mary J. Blige
  During the cold opening, a young Reese Witherspoon plays one of David Koresh's (Mike Myers) wives....
• Episode 16: Miranda Richardson/Soul Asylum
  Old German Man: Mein Gott in Himmel! Dieter's dream!...
• Episode 17: Jason Alexander/Peter Gabriel
  USA...
• Episode 18: Kirstie Alley/Lenny Kravitz
  USA...
• Episode 19: Christina Applegate/Midnight Oil
  Matt Foley: Hello kids, my name is Matt Foley, and I live in a VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER....
• Episode 20: Kevin Kline/Willie Nelson & Paul Simon
  Hollywood Minute anchor: [On Weekend Update] LaToya Jackson. Latoya, out of all the Jacksons, how sc...
• Season 19
• Episode 1: Charles Barkley/Nirvana
  USA...
• Episode 2: Shannon Doherty/Cypress Hill
  Tammy from Detroit: [Tokeet the Eskimo has chosen a video to watch] Wow... this is a great movie you...
• Episode 3: Jeff Goldblum/Aerosmith
  USA...
• Episode 4: John Malkovich/Billy Joel
  USA...
• Episode 5: Christian Slater/Smashing Pumpkins
  USA...
• Episode 6: Rosie O'Donnell/James Taylor
  USA...
• Episode 7: Nicole Kidman/Stone Temple Pilots
  Phillip: I love you, you know.::Grace: I know. Everyone always tells me I'm pretty. They all say "Sh...
• Episode 8: Charlton Heston/Paul Westerberg
  Dathan: Hey everybody, Moses is back, start the parade! Come on!::Moses: [very commanding] The Lord ...
• Episode 9: Sally Field/Tony! Toni! Tone!
  USA...
• Episode 10: Jason Patric/Blind Melon
  USA...
• Episode 11: Sara Gilbert/Counting Crows
  USA...
• Episode 12: Patrick Stewart/Salt-N-Pepa
  USA...
• Episode 13: Alec Baldwin & Kim Basinger/UB40
  USA...
• Episode 14: Martin Lawrence/Crash Test Dummies
  Norm MacDonald: [Michael Jackson has been accused of plagiarism by a 40-year-old woman] Isn't it odd...
• Episode 15: Nancy Kerrigan/Aretha Franklin
  USA...
• Episode 16: Helen Hunt/Snoop Doggy Dogg
  USA...
• Episode 17: Kelsey Grammer/Dwight Yoakam
  USA...
• Episode 18: Emilio Estevez/Pearl Jam
  'Dana Carvey' (qv) was supposed to host for the first time in April 1994, but he had to back out at ...
• Episode 19: John Goodman/The Pretenders
  USA...
• Episode 20: Heather Locklear/Janet Jackson
  In the Wayne's World/Melrose Place sketch, Wayne says, "Hey, it's Michael, the no-good doctor, and S...
• Season 20
• Episode 1: Steve Martin/Eric Clapton
  'Martin Short (I)' (qv) was originally supposed to host the 1994 season premiere but backed out at t...
• Episode 2: Marisa Tomei/Bonnie Raitt
  USA...
• Episode 3: John Travolta/Seal
  John Travolta is the host and Seal is the musical guest. The cold opener contains Travolta walking t...
• Episode 4: Dana Carvey/Edie Brickell & Paul Simon
  USA...
• Episode 5: Sarah Jessica Parker/R.E.M.
  Sarah Jessica Parker hosts this episode and R.E.M. is the musical guest In the cold opening, Congres...
• Episode 6: John Turturro/Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
  USA...
• Episode 7: Roseanne/Green Day
  Norm Macdonald: Kenny G will be releasing a CD fully comprised of Christmas songs. Happy birthday, J...
• Episode 8: Alec Baldwin/Beastie Boys
  Alec Baldwin hosts this episode (his fifth appearance as host), and The Beastie Boys are the musical...
• Episode 9: George Foreman/Hole
  USA...
• Episode 10: Jeff Daniels/Luscious Jackson
  USA...
• Episode 11: David Hyde Pierce/Live
  USA...
• Episode 12: Bob Newhart/Des'ree
  USA...
• Episode 13: Deion Sanders/Bon Jovi
  'Chris Farley (I)' (qv)'s pants accidentally fell down, exposing his buttocks, while he was running ...
• Episode 14: George Clooney/The Cranberries
  USA...
• Episode 15: Paul Reiser/Annie Lennox
  USA...
• Episode 16: John Goodman/Tragically Hip
  USA...
• Episode 17: Damon Wayans/Dionne Farris
  In one skit 'Damon Wayans' (qv) does roll call. The children have very unusual names. Not as funny o...
• Episode 18: Courteney Cox/Dave Matthews Band
  USA...
• Episode 19: Bob Saget/TLC
  USA...
• Episode 20: David Duchovny/Rod Stewart
  USA...
• Season 21
• Episode 1: Mariel Hemingway/Blues Traveler
  Elizabeth Berkeley: What are you saying? Did you ever sleep with one of your leading men?::Debbie Re...
• Episode 2: Chevy Chase/Lisa Loeb and Nine Stories
  USA...
• Episode 3: David Schwimmer/Natalie Merchant
  USA...
• Episode 4: Gabriel Byrne/Alanis Morissette
  Mary Katherine Gallagher: Sometimes, when I'm really nervous, I stick my hands in my armpits, and I ...
• Episode 5: Quentin Tarantino/Smashing Pumpkins
  USA...
• Episode 6: Laura Leighton/Rancid
  Old Lady #1: When my ex-husband passed away, the insurance company said his policy didn't cover him....
• Episode 7: Anthony Edwards/Foo Fighters
  USA...
• Episode 8: David Alan Grier/Silverchair
  USA...
• Episode 9: Madeline Kahn/Bush
  USA...
• Episode 10: Christopher Walken/Joan Osborne
  USA...
• Episode 11: Alec Baldwin/Tori Amos
  Ariana the cheerleader: I'm Ariana! I have Teen Spirit, I don't do drugs, so check me out!::Ariana t...
• Episode 12: Danny Aiello/Coolio
  USA...
• Episode 13: Tom Arnold/Tupac Shakur
  Adam Sandler: [singing] You gotta gish/You gotta gash/You gotta wax Grandma's mustache/Then lay out ...
• Episode 14: Elle MacPherson/Sting
  'Darrell Hammond' (qv) introduces the cast during opening credits, filling in for an absent 'Don Par...
• Episode 15: John Goodman/Everclear
  John Fecal: And now please stay tuned for 'Explosive Diarrhea' with your host, Roger Diarrhea....
• Episode 16: Phil Hartman/Gin Blossoms
  USA...
• Episode 17: Steve Forbes/Rage Against the Machine
  USA...
• Episode 18: Teri Hatcher/Dave Matthews Band
  USA...
• Episode 19: Christine Baranski/The Cure
  Weekend Update Anchor: And in other showbusiness news, Macaulay Culkin called police after his fathe...
• Episode 20: Jim Carrey/Soundgarden
  USA...
• Season 22
• Episode 1: Tom Hanks/Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
  USA...
• Episode 2: Lisa Kudrow/Sheryl Crow
  USA...
• Episode 3: Bill Pullman/New Edition
  Norm MacDonald: Last week a buyer in Oman paid $390,000 for a camel. The highest price ever paid for...
• Episode 4: Dana Carvey/Dr. Dre
  USA...
• Episode 5: Chris Rock/The Wallflowers
  USA...
• Episode 6: Robert Downey Jr/Fiona Apple
  USA...
• Episode 7: Phil Hartman/Bush
  USA...
• Episode 8: Martin Short/No Doubt
  USA...
• Episode 9: Rosie O'Donnell/Whitney Houston
  USA...
• Episode 10: Kevin Spacey/Beck
  When 'Kevin Spacey' (qv) hosted the show in 1997, one set of skits spoofed the screen tests for _Sta...
• Episode 11: David Alan Grier/Snoop Doggy Dogg
  USA...
• Episode 12: Neve Campbell/David Bowie
  USA...
• Episode 13: Chevy Chase/Live
  USA...
• Episode 14: Alec Baldwin/Tina Turner
  Mr. Fox: [to Wong & Owens] I'm gonna let you boys in on a little secret. In the early seventies I my...
• Episode 15: Sting/Veruca Salt
  USA...
• Episode 16: Mike Myers/Aerosmith
  Linda Richman: Talk amongst yourselves. I'll give you a topic. Rhode Island, neither a road nor an i...
• Episode 17: Rob Lowe/Spice Girls
  Robert De Niro: Who're you supposed to be?::Colin Quinn: Colin Quinn....
• Episode 18: Pamela Lee/Rollins Band
  USA...
• Episode 19: John Goodman/Jewel
  [Celebrity Jeopardy]::Alex Trebek: Mr. Brando chose to speak to a puppet instead of participating. M...
• Episode 20: Jeff Goldblum/En Vogue
  USA...
• Season 23
• Episode 1: Sylvester Stallone/Jamiroquai
  USA...
• Episode 2: Matthew Perry/Oasis
  [Celebrity Jeopardy]::Alex Trebek: Mr. Keaton?::Michael Keaton: I'm Batman.::Alex Trebek: No, you ar...
• Episode 3: Brendan Fraser/Björk
  USA...
• Episode 4: Chris Farley/The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
  USA...
• Episode 5: Jon Lovitz/Jane's Addiction
  USA...
• Episode 6: Claire Danes/Mariah Carey
  'Randy Jackson (II)' (qv) is seen here playing guitar for 'Mariah Carey' (qv) during her performance...
• Episode 7: Rudy Giuliani/Sarah McLachlan
  USA...
• Episode 8: Nathan Lane/Metallica
  USA...
• Episode 9: Helen Hunt/Hanson
  USA...
• Episode 10: Samuel L. Jackson/Ben Folds Five
  Colin Quinn: You know how you go to your favorite bar, and your local bartender isn't there? You ask...
• Episode 11: Sarah Michelle Gellar/Portishead
  USA...
• Episode 12: John Goodman/Paula Cole
  Neil Diamond: It gets crazy on the road, and awful lonely. That's why I love pornography....
• Episode 13: Roma Downey/Missy 'Misdemeanor' Elliott
  USA...
• Episode 14: Garth Brooks
  USA...
• Episode 15: Scott Wolf/Natalie Imbruglia
  USA...
• Episode 16: Julianne Moore/Backstreet Boys
  This is the last appearance of Norm MacDonald....
• Episode 17: Steve Buscemi/Third Eye Blind
  USA...
• Episode 18: Greg Kinnear/All Saints
  USA...
• Episode 19: Matthew Broderick/Natalie Merchant
  USA...
• Episode 20: David Duchovny/Puff Daddy/Jimmy Page
  [on "Celebrity Jeopardy."]::Sean Connery: It looks like this is my lucky day! I'll take "The Rapists...
• Season 24
• Episode 1: Cameron Diaz/Smashing Pumpkins
  Various: [as Barbra Walters to Cameron Diaz] I will destroy you!...
• Episode 2: Kelsey Grammer/Sheryl Crow
  USA...
• Episode 3: Lucy Lawless/Elliott Smith
  Stevie Nicks: Hi, I'm Stevie Nicks. Do you like my band Fleetwood Mac? And do you like flautas, ques...
• Episode 4: Ben Stiller/Alanis Morrisette
  [on "Celebrity Jeopardy."]::Sean Connery: THE DAY IS MINE! I'll take "Famous Titties" for $400.::Ale...
• Episode 5: David Spade/Eagle-Eye Cherry
  USA...
• Episode 6: Joan Allen/Jewel
  USA...
• Episode 7: Jennifer Love Hewitt/Beastie Boys
  Gina Cutter: Wait a minute, aren't you married to Melanie Griffith?::Antonio Banderas: [laughs heart...
• Episode 8: Vince Vaughn/Lauryn Hill
  USA...
• Episode 9: Alec Baldwin/Luciano Pavarotti, Vanessa Williams
  USA...
• Episode 10: Bill Paxton/Beck
  USA...
• Episode 11: James Van Der Beek/Everlast
  USA...
• Episode 12: Gwyneth Paltrow/Barenaked Ladies
  USA...
• Episode 13: Brendan Fraser/The Roots
  USA...
• Episode 14: Bill Murray/Lucinda Williams
  Theme tune singer: [singing] Hey, this guy's hot, he'll hit the spot with all he's got... Steve Baxt...
• Episode 15: Ray Romano/The Corrs
  USA...
• Episode 16: Drew Barrymore/Garbage
  Sean Connery: [Celebrity Jeopardy, the category is "The Pen is mightier."] I've got to ask you about...
• Episode 17: John Goodman/Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
  USA...
• Episode 18: Cuba Gooding, Jr./Ricky Martin
  Originally, Mango's wife was to be played by 'Monica Lewinsky' (qv), but host 'Cuba Gooding Jr.' (qv...
• Episode 19: Sarah Michelle Gellar/Backstreet Boys
  Molly Shannon: Yeah, sometimes it takes a lady to really know how to understand another lady. You kn...
• Season 25
• Episode 1: Jerry Seinfeld/David Bowie
  Vern Schillinger: [Schillinger forms a huddle with some of the other inmates as Beecher descends the...
• Episode 2: Heather Graham/Marc Anthony
  USA...
• Episode 3: Norm Macdonald/Dr. Dre & Snoop Dogg
  Alex Trebek: This is the sound a doggy makes.::[Sean Connery rings in]::Alex Trebek: Mr. Connery?::S...
• Episode 4: Dylan McDermott/Foo Fighters
  USA...
• Episode 5: Garth Brooks/Chris Gaines
  Customer #2: [at the department store return desk] This is insane! You people can't even handle a si...
• Episode 6: Jennifer Aniston/Sting
  USA...
• Episode 7: Christina Ricci/Beck
  Johnny: If I go out with you, will you let me play with your breasts?::Amy Yablonski: Let you? I'll ...
• Episode 8: Danny DeVito/R.E.M.
  Colin Quinn: Sources in the White House say that First Daughter Chelsea Clinton is prepaired to take...
• Episode 9: Jamie Foxx/Blink-182
  USA...
• Episode 10: Freddie Prinze, Jr./Macy Gray
  USA...
• Episode 11: Alan Cumming/Jennifer Lopez
  Host: For those of you who don't get the Fox network in your home, I'm not a contest winner....
• Episode 12: Julianna Margulies/DMX
  USA...
• Episode 13: Ben Affleck/Fiona Apple
  USA...
• Episode 14: Joshua Jackson/'N Sync
  USA...
• Episode 15: The Rock/AC/DC
  USA...
• Episode 16: Christopher Walken/Christina Aguilera
  Bruce Dickinson: Guess what... I got a fever and the only prescription... is more cowbell....
• Episode 17: Tobey Maguire/Sisqo
  Customer #2: I just bought my son a Kid's meal and there was no toy in it.::Nadine: So, you want an ...
• Episode 18: John Goodman/Neil Young
  Office Worker: Are you wearing a tube top?::Adele: Just an elastic basket to hold my peaches....
• Episode 19: Britney Spears
  'Catherine O'Hara' (qv) did an audition to host this episode, but withdrew....
• Episode 20: Jackie Chan/Kid Rock
  USA...
• Season 26
• Episode 1: Rob Lowe/Eminem
  Tina Fey: As a mother of two, which I am not, I worry about the lack of positive role models for tod...
• Episode 2: Kate Hudson/Radiohead
  Tina Fey: The producers of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" are reportedly talking with Britney Spears to ...
• Episode 3: Dana Carvey/The Wallflowers
  Tina Fey: Prostitutes in Lyons, France sent a fax to the government to complain that they are losing...
• Episode 4: Charlize Theron/Paul Simon
  Tina Fey: Bush says that he kept the story of his arrest secret because he felt it did not set a goo...
• Episode 5: Calista Flockhart/Ricky Martin
  Tina Fey: When Al Gore realized that he still had a chance in Florida Tuesday, he called George W. B...
• Episode 6: Tom Green/David Gray
  Tina Fey: Earlier tonight, Michael Douglas married Catherine Zeta-Jones at the Plaza Hotel here in N...
• Episode 7: Val Kilmer/U2
  Iceman: [as Iceman] You guys are dangerous.::Pilot: Tom, I'm gonna ask you to stop saying that....
• Episode 8: Lucy Liu/Jay-Z
  Sean Connery: I pose a conundrum to you, a riddle if you will.::Alex Trebek: [as Alex Trebeck] I don...
• Episode 9: Charlie Sheen/Nelly Furtado
  [during monologue]::Audience Member: Yeah, I saw that garbage man movie you made with your brother.:...
• Episode 10: Mena Suvari/Lenny Kravitz
  USA...
• Episode 11: Jennifer Lopez
  Mango: Can you pay a rainbow to be less beautiful?::Jennifer Lopez: Can you piss off a Puerto Rican ...
• Episode 12: Sean Hayes/Shaggy
  USA...
• Episode 13: Katie Holmes/Dave Matthews Band
  Jarret: My roommate is from Canada, so we told him that American girls really like it when guys wear...
• Episode 14: Conan O'Brien/Don Henley
  President George W. Bush: So what's my secret? I don't know. Mostly good genes I guess. And plenty o...
• Episode 15: Julia Stiles/Aerosmith
  USA...
• Episode 16: Alec Baldwin/Coldplay
  USA...
• Episode 17: Renée Zellweger/Eve
  Molly Ivins: You know what they say in Texas, Chris: "Bobcat can eat all the chili he wants, doesn't...
• Episode 18: Pierce Brosnan/Destiny's Child
  USA...
• Episode 19: Lara Flynn Boyle/Bon Jovi
  Tina Fey: Toymakers Mattel announced this week that they are releasing a Cher doll. The doll is 8" t...
• Episode 20: Christopher Walken/Weezer
  Jimmy Fallon: Last week, the son of the author of "The Birds", Daphne du Maurier, reported that he w...
• Season 27
• Episode 1: Reese Witherspoon/Alicia Keys
  [first show after 9/11]::Lorne Michaels: Can we be funny?::Mayor Giuliani: Why start now?...
• Episode 2: Seann William Scott/Sum41
  [after the 9/11 attacks]::President George W. Bush: Good evening, America. I'd like to address my re...
• Episode 3: Drew Barrymore/Macy Gray
  Jimmy Fallon: It was revealed that Donald Trump has plans to buy a parachute in case he ever has to ...
• Episode 4: John Goodman/Ja Rule
  Police Officer: Ma'am, static electricity is real. It's as real as toothpaste. You should learn abou...
• Episode 5: Gwyneth Paltrow/Ryan Adams
  Miss Polowski: Hey, what do you got there, hot dog buns? Yeah, I'm on to you, Sullivan. You're wet b...
• Episode 6: Billy Bob Thornton/Creed
  USA...
• Episode 7: Derek Jeter/Shakira/Bubba Sparxxx
  USA...
• Episode 8: Hugh Jackman/Mick Jagger
  Austrialian actor Hugh Jackman hosts this entertaining Christmas installment, with musical guest Mic...
• Episode 9: Ellen Degeneres/No Doubt
  USA...
• Episode 10: Josh Hartnett/Pink
  Megan: Oh my God, Randy this is so awkward you walking on me and Zac like this. I think we should be...
• Episode 11: Jack Black/The Strokes
  USA...
• Episode 12: Britney Spears
  USA...
• Episode 13: Jonny Moseley/Outkast
  USA...
• Episode 14: Jon Stewart/India.Arie
  Jimmy Fallon: [on Weekend Update] Mike Myers has announced plan to star in a live action version of ...
• Episode 15: Ian McKellen/Kylie Minogue
  USA...
• Episode 16: Cameron Diaz/Jimmy Eat World
  USA...
• Episode 17: The Rock/Andrew W.K.
  USA...
• Episode 18: Alec Baldwin/P.O.D.
  USA...
• Episode 19: Kirsten Dunst/Eminem
  Carson Daly: Welcome to Last Call. I'm Carson Daly. I'm a massive tool....
• Episode 20: Winona Ryder/Moby
  Neil Diamond: Well, folks, it's the end of the line for ol' Neil Diamond. That's right, I'm retiring...
• Season 28
• Episode 1: Matt Damon/Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band
  Ferecito: You know, when I first moved to this country, I was in third grade. And all the other kids...
• Episode 2: Sarah Michelle Gellar/Faith Hill
  USA...
• Episode 3: Senator John McCain/The White Stripes
  ["Hardball with Chris Matthews"]::Chris Matthews: Mr. Ashcroft, what plans does the Justice Departme...
• Episode 4: Eric McCormack/Jay-Z
  In the opening monologue, Rudolph Guiliani (Darrel Hammond) records campaign endorses; in the openin...
• Episode 5: Nia Vardalos/Eve
  USA...
• Episode 6: Brittany Murphy/Nelly
  USA...
• Episode 7: Robert De Niro/Norah Jones
  USA...
• Episode 8: Al Gore/Phish
  Jimmy Fallon: As a gesture of gratitude, Kirsten Dunst bought a house for her parents, and as a geas...
• Episode 9: Jeff Gordon/Avril Lavigne
  USA...
• Episode 10: Ray Liotta/The Donnas
  USA...
• Episode 11: Matthew McConaughey/Dixie Chicks
  Joseph Jackson: Ooh! One time... I mean, one time, I was sleeping on my own gold-plated La-Z-Boy cha...
• Episode 12: Jennifer Garner/Beck
  To celebrate Valentines Day, 'Jennifer Garner (I)' (qv) sings Roger and Hart's "My Funny Valentine" ...
• Episode 13: Christopher Walken/Foo Fighters
  Jimmy Fallon: Next week is National Eating Disorder Awareness Week, fatsos....
• Episode 14: Queen Latifah/Ms. Dynamite
  [after listening to Bill Clinton's opinions]::Bob Dole: Bill... you ignorant slut. Saddam Hussein is...
• Episode 15: Salma Hayek/Christina Aguilera
  [Salma Hayek launching a smear campaign against "Chicago"]::[while showing clips from "Chicago"]::An...
• Episode 16: Bernie Mac/Good Charlotte
  USA...
• Episode 17: Ray Romano/Zwan
  USA...
• Episode 18: Ashton Kutcher/50 Cent
  Jimmy Fallon: The fifth Harry Potter book, which goes on sale in July, will have a record printing o...
• Episode 19: Adrien Brody/Sean Paul & Wayne Wonder
  USA...
• Episode 20: Dan Aykroyd/Beyonce
  Though 'Dan Aykroyd' (qv) had made numerous appearances on the show since leaving in 1979, he did no...
• Season 29
• Episode 1: Jack Black/John Mayer
  USA...
• Episode 2: Justin Timberlake
  [Punk'd spoof]::50 Cent: Whoa I'm not going in there, there's a vampire in my bathroom.::[the vampir...
• Episode 3: Halle Berry/Britney Spears
  USA...
• Episode 4: Kelly Ripa/Outkast
  Tina Fey: Britney Spears and John Cusack are rumored to be dating. Which goes really well 'cause Bri...
• Episode 5: Andy Roddick/Dave Matthews
  USA...
• Episode 6: Alec Baldwin/Missy Elliott
  Tina Fey: The long-closed 70th floor of our very own Rockefeller Center is being re-opened as an obs...
• Episode 7: Al Sharpton/Pink
  Several NBC affiliates (including all four affiliates in Iowa) refused to air the 06 December 2003 e...
• Episode 8: Elijah Wood/Jet
  USA...
• Episode 9: Jennifer Aniston/Black Eyed Peas
  Phone sex operator Jean: Are you my weiner man?...
• Episode 10: Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey/G-Unit
  Jessica Simpson: We have a great show tonight with musical guests Gunit.::Nick Lachey: Uh, that's G-...
• Episode 11: Megan Mullally/Clay Aiken
  USA...
• Episode 12: Drew Barrymore/Kelis
  Courtney Love: I know you! I had sex with you!::Elton John: [laughs] No....
• Episode 13: Christina Aguilera/Maroon 5
  Christina Aguilera: You guys don't get it. You're buying into this same double standard about men an...
• Episode 14: Colin Firth/Norah Jones
  USA...
• Episode 15: Ben Affleck/N.E.R.D.
  [opening monologue]::Ben Affleck: Thank you! Thannk you, thank you! It's great to be back here, this...
• Episode 16: Donald Trump/Toots and the Maytals
  Future cast member 'Rob Riggle' (qv) appears as an extra in a Fear Factor sketch in this episode. He...
• Episode 17: Janet Jackson
  USA...
• Episode 18: Lindsay Lohan/Usher
  Lindsay Lohan: [during a visit to Disney World] Guys, this is like a dream come true! When I got to ...
• Episode 19: Snoop Dogg/Avril Lavigne
  USA...
• Episode 20: Mary-Kate & Ashley Olsen/J-Kwon
  Z105 DJ: Hey guys, guys, guys! I gotta say something here. Somebody farted again. I think it was Ash...
• Season 30
• Episode 1: Ben Affleck/Nelly
  John Kerry: You know, this president likes to talk about how I called the war in Iraq "the wrong war...
• Episode 2: Queen Latifah
  Tina Fey: In Chicago, a man who was having a heart attack's life was saved when his dog brought him ...
• Episode 3: Jude Law/Ashlee Simpson
  At the beginning of 'Ashlee Simpson''s second performance, the vocal track of the song she performed...
• Episode 4: Kate Winslet/Eminem
  [figuring out the truth about her monster]::Dr. Colleen Frankenstein: Oh, yeah. I've made a homo....
• Episode 5: Liam Neeson/Modest Mouse
  "Buildin'" Finn McQuinn: Next, you're gonna love this part, we organizaed your potatoes with this lo...
• Episode 6: Luke Wilson/U2
  Phil: The name's not important.::[pause]::Phil: But it's Phil....
• Episode 7: Colin Farrell/Scissor Sisters
  [discussing "Alexander" on Weekend Update]::Tina Fey: Our host this week, Colin Farrell, is the star...
• Episode 8: Robert De Niro/Destiny's Child
  Tina Fey: It was reported that Guy Ritchie has cast his wife Madonna in a small walk-on role in his ...
• Episode 9: Topher Grace/The Killers
  'Jennifer Garner (I)' (qv) was scheduled to host on 15 January 2005 but she had to cancel due to suf...
• Episode 10: Paul Giamatti/Ludacris featuring Sum-41
  Sen. Richard Lugar: [at the Senate confirmation hearing] Okay, let's wind this up and confirm this l...
• Episode 11: Paris Hilton/Keane
  According to 'Tina Fey' (qv), Paris Hilton refused to do a sketch that mentioned _1 Night in Paris (...
• Episode 12: Jason Bateman/Kelly Clarkson
  USA...
• Episode 13: Hilary Swank/50 Cent
  Hilary Swank: Now, Rachel never let me in to her dressing room. She's very private about her process...
• Episode 14: David Spade/Jack Johnson
  Amy Poehler: [on Weekend Update] Uh, Oh, Tina, I think it's time for Amy Poehler's HipHop breakdown:...
• Episode 15: Ashton Kutcher/Gwen Stefani
  USA...
• Episode 16: Cameron Diaz/Green Day
  USA...
• Episode 17: Tom Brady/Beck
  Amy Poehler: [on Weekend Update] Britney Spears and Kevin Federline announced their engagement today...
• Episode 18: Johnny Knoxville/System of a Down
  Tina Fey: [on Weekend Update] This week, runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks announced that she stills i...
• Episode 19: Will Ferrell/Queens of the Stone Age
  Sean Connery: [the category is "Japan-US Relations"] I'll take "Jap anus relations" for $200....
• Episode 20: Lindsay Lohan/Coldplay
  According to a Vanity Fair interview with 'Lindsay Lohan' (qv) in 2006, cast-members 'Tina Fey' (qv)...
• Season 31
• Episode 1: Steve Carell/Kanye West
  Sketches include "Bush Addresses the Nation", "Morgan Stanley", "The JetBlue Crisis", "Anderson Coop...
• Episode 2: Jon Heder/Ashlee Simpson
  Although both 'Tina Fey' (qv) and 'Maya Rudolph (I)' (qv) were on maternity leave, they were still c...
• Episode 3: Catherine Zeta-Jones/Franz Ferdinand
  Tina Fey: U2 lead singer Bono met with President Bush in the White House on Wednesday and urged the ...
• Episode 4: Lance Armstrong/Sheryl Crow
  USA...
• Episode 5: Jason Lee/Foo Fighters
  Sketches include "Hardball", "JJ Casuals", "Good Morning Meth", "The Falconer", "Thomas & Dobbins", ...
• Episode 6: Eva Longoria/Korn
  USA...
• Episode 7: Dane Cook/James Blunt
  Dane Cook: It's great to be here *hosting* Saturday Night Live. It's great to, uh, actually be back ...
• Episode 8: Alec Baldwin/Shakira
  Kid - 'I Love Hot Dogs' Skit: Well, if you love them so much, why don't you marry one?...
• Episode 9: Jack Black/Neil Young
  Chet: I'm just trying to get some finger loving up in here....
• Episode 10: Scarlett Johansson/Death Cab for Cutie
  USA...
• Episode 11: Peter Sarsgaard/The Strokes
  USA...
• Episode 12: Steve Martin/Prince
  USA...
• Episode 13: Natalie Portman/Fall Out Boy
  Natalie Portman hosts this episode and Fall Out Boy is the musical guest. The Cold Opening is a Mess...
• Episode 14: Matt Dillon/Arctic Monkeys
  USA...
• Episode 15: Antonio Banderas/Mary J. Blige
  The Women's Basketball Fashion Awards...
• Episode 16: Lindsay Lohan/Pearl Jam
  Tina Fey: At a high school in Canton, Ohio, during the 2004/2005 year, 64 of the near 500 girls beca...
• Episode 17: Tom Hanks/Red Hot Chili Peppers
  USA...
• Episode 18: Julia Louis-Dreyfus/Paul Simon
  'Julia Louis-Dreyfus' (qv) became the first female ex-cast member to host the show....
• Episode 19: Kevin Spacey/Nelly Furtado
  USA...
• Season 32
• Episode 1: Dane Cook/The Killers
  USA...
• Episode 2: Jaime Pressly/Corinne Bailey Rae
  USA...
• Episode 3: John C. Reilly/My Chemical Romance
  USA...
• Episode 4: Hugh Laurie/Beck
  USA...
• Episode 5: Alec Baldwin/Christina Aguilera
  USA...
• Episode 6: Chris 'Ludacris' Bridges
  USA...
• Episode 7: Matthew Fox/Tenacious D
  USA...
• Episode 8: Annette Bening/Gwen Stefani/Akon
  A Digital Short cut from the previous week's episode featuring 'Matthew Fox' appears in this show....
• Episode 9: Justin Timberlake
  Since the show's inception in 1975, there has never been a host and/or musical guest to be nominated...
• Episode 10: Jake Gyllenhaal/The Shins
  When introducing The Shins for the second time, 'Jake Gyllenhaal' (qv) is wearing a t-shirt that rea...
• Episode 11: Jeremy Piven/AFI
  USA...
• Episode 12: Drew Barrymore/Lily Allen
  USA...
• Episode 13: Forest Whitaker/Keith Urban
  USA...
• Episode 14: Rainn Wilson/Arcade Fire
  Rainn: The guy's pee came out of my nose!...
• Episode 15: Julia Louis-Dreyfus/Snow Patrol
  USA...
• Episode 16: Peyton Manning/Carrie Underwood
  USA...
• Episode 17: Shia LaBeouf/Avril Lavigne
  USA...
• Episode 18: Scarlett Johansson/Björk
  [in Weekend Update]::Various: A Japanese man was sentenced to 21 months in prison after smuggling ra...
• Episode 19: Molly Shannon/Linkin Park
  USA:12 May 2007...
• Episode 20: Zach Braff/Maroon 5
  Bill: Whenever I put a condom in my mouth, I think of my dad....
• Season 33
• Episode 1: LeBron James/Kanye West
  The sketch "Great Moments in Guidance Counseling" was also supposed to feature 'Kenan Thompson' (qv)...
• Episode 2: Seth Rogen/Spoon
  "A Cartoon by 'Robert Smigel' (qv)" was announced in the opening credits but did not air due to time...
• Episode 3: Jon Bon Jovi/Foo Fighters
  'Jack Nicholson (I)' (qv)'s appearance was unplanned. 'Jon Bon Jovi' (qv) spotted him in the audienc...
• Episode 4: Brian Williams/Feist
  This was the last episode before the Writers Guild strike that started on November 5, 2007....
• Episode 5: Tina Fey/Carrie Underwood
  Tina Fey: Bitch is the new black!...
• Episode 6: Ellen Page/Wilco
  USA:1 March 2008...
• Episode 7: Amy Adams/Vampire Weekend
  Amy Adams hosts the episode, and Vampire Weekend is the musical guest. In the cold opener, Hillary C...
• Episode 8: Jonah Hill/Mariah Carey
  Musical guest 'Mariah Carey' (qv) replaced 'Janet Jackson (I)' (qv) a few days before the episode ai...
• Episode 9: Christopher Walken/Panic at the Disco
  Christopher Walken: [at a family reunion] There is no greater thrill on Earth than meeting a Walken ...
• Episode 10: Ashton Kutcher/Gnarls Barkley
  Will: And I said, what's wrong? And she said she could never go out with me. I asked why, and she sa...
• Episode 11: Shia LaBeouf/My Morning Jacket
  Shia LaBeouf hosts this episode, and My Morning Jacket is the musical guest. In the cold opener, Hil...
• Episode 12: Steve Carell/Usher
  Steve Carell: [feeling the effects of 6 Red Bulls] I seriously can't organize my thoughts right now....
• Season 34
• Episode 1: Michael Phelps/Lil' Wayne
  The Priceline Negotatior: Michael, I am here to give you some advice. Nothing is more important than...
• Episode 2: James Franco/Kings of Leon
  James Franco: Oh... Is Colleen your girlfriend?::Craig: Yeah, yeah.::James Franco: Oh. She came by m...
• Episode 3: Anna Faris/Duffy
  Sen. John McCain: Jim, I would like to take this opportunity to make my opponent a proposal: effecti...
• Episode 4: Anne Hathaway/The Killers
  Seth Meyers: O.J. Simpson was found guilty Friday on charges of armed robbery, assault and kidnappin...
• Episode 5: Josh Brolin/Adele
  Tim Calhoun: Drill, baby, drill. No way! Not on my teeth! I hate baby dentists!...
• Episode 6: Jon Hamm/Coldplay
  Jon Hamm: And remember the Jon Hamm's John Ham moto: if it feels like a slice of ham, don't wipe you...
• Episode 7: Ben Affleck/David Cook
  Gov. Sarah Palin: And who wouldn't want the complete set of limited edition Joe action figures? Ther...
• Episode 8: Paul Rudd/Beyoncé
  Paul Rudd: And, now, I'm here, eleven days after the... election has ended, and... you know, I just ...
• Episode 9: Tim McGraw/Ludacris/T-Pain
  Arianna Huffington: The good news is that politics is sexy again. And I should know, I had sexy for ...
• Episode 10: John Malkovich/T.I.
  'Amy Poehler' (qv) returned to the show from maternity leave....
• Episode 11: Hugh Laurie/Kanye West
  Seth Myers: Same sex marriage supporters urge people to skip work by 'calling in gay' on Wednesday a...
• Episode 12: Neil Patrick Harris/Taylor Swift
  Liza Minnelli: [to Penelope] Look, Tomato and I wanna hit the town. Girls night out, Sex and the Cit...
• Episode 13: Rosario Dawson/Fleet Foxes
  Aladdin: Ok, look, Dr. Greenberg said that we had to spend one romantic evening together per week, s...
• Episode 14: Steve Martin/Jason Mraz
  Billy "The Gun" Van Goff: They called me 'The Gun' for two reasons. One: I had the best arms in the ...
• Episode 15: Bradley Cooper/TV on the Radio
  Jason: Hey, how's the on-line dating going?::Bradley: Good, but you know, it can be a little weird. ...
• Episode 16: Alec Baldwin/Jonas Brothers
  Kiki Deamore: [thick Spanish accent] Do you know, working with Blaine on this book was a passion pro...
• Episode 17: Dwayne Johnson/Ray LaMontagne
  Date: Ok, someone clearly needs help.::Lighthouse owner: You're right, you're right. We should organ...
• Episode 18: Tracy Morgan/Kelly Clarkson
  McEntire: Boy, you better watch yourself, or you're gonna find yourself sideways on a prison bathroo...
• Episode 19: Seth Rogen/Phoenix
  Studio 8H, NBC Studios - 30 Rockefeller Plaza, Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA...
• Episode 20: Zac Efron/Yeah Yeah Yeahs
  Seth Myers: Developers this week introduced the Puma, a new two-wheeled, two-seat electric vehicle t...
• Episode 21: Justin Timberlake/Ciara
  Mom: Honey, who do you think is cuter: Rabbi Renaldo or Champ Crawdaddy?::Various: Who? [uses her Mo...
• Episode 22: Will Ferrell/Green Day
  Harry Caray: Hey, don't jerk me around, Seth. It's a simple yes or no question: If the Predator mons...
• Season 35
• Episode 1: Megan Fox/U2
  Dawn: You friggin' just threw an ashtray full of butts at my head, you know what? You stood up for y...
• Episode 2: Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga
  Jeff Sessler: Yeah! MacKenzie and her dad are always going off to play sports, and I'm like: Can I c...
• Episode 3: Drew Barrymore/Regina Spektor
  Larry King: You know who's weiner I'd like to know more about? The great Hal Holbrook....
• Episode 4: Gerard Butler/Shakira
  Weekend Update Anchor: Starting Monday, Seven Eleven will begin testing a new plastic wrap designed ...
• Episode 5: Taylor Swift
  Herself - Host: We've got a great show, Kanye West is not here!...
• Episode 6: January Jones/Black Eyed Peas
  Joe Biden: If you need a new arm and he puts a leg on there by mistake, sorry! Hey, it's better than...
• Episode 7: Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Dave Matthews Band
  Roger Brush: Okay. I think, right about now, is when Danilla does her Words of Inspiration. Advice! ...
• Episode 8: Blake Lively/Rihanna
  Pete Twinkle: Ha! Greg, I've always wanted to ask you something: What's the highest level of educati...
• Episode 9: Taylor Lautner/Bon Jovi
  Weekend Update Anchor: During the Kennedy Center Honors on Sunday, President Obama presented an awar...
• Episode 10: James Franco/Muse
  USA:19 December 2009...
• Episode 11: Charles Barkley/Alicia Keys
  Due to an American football game that went beyond it's allotted time, the episode did not air in the...
• Episode 12: Sigourney Weaver/The Ting Tings
  Pete Twinkle: Hey, you know what another great idea is? Summers Eve: when your man's in a coma from ...
• Episode 13: Jon Hamm/Michael Bublé
  USA:30 January 2010...
• Episode 14: Ashton Kutcher/Them Crooked Vultures
  USA:6 February 2010...
• Episode 15: Jennifer Lopez
  USA:27 February 2010...
• Episode 16: Zach Galifianakis/Vampire Weekend
  USA:6 March 2010...
• Episode 17: Jude Law/Pearl Jam
  Al Pacino: Not Mouse Hunt's Nathan Lane!...
• Episode 18: Tina Fey/Justin Bieber
  Herself - Host: There's no such thing as an Oscar curse. The curse is that there are people like 'Bo...
• Episode 19: Ryan Phillippe/Ke$ha
  USA:17 April 2010...
• Episode 20: Gabourey Sidibe/MGMT
  USA:24 April 2010...
• Episode 21: Betty White/Jay-Z
  'Betty White (I)' (qv) was asked to host the show after a 500,000-strong campaign for her to do so w...
• Episode 22: Alec Baldwin/Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
  USA:15 May 2010...
• Season 36
• Episode 1: Amy Poehler/Katy Perry
  USA:25 September 2010...
• Episode 2: Bryan Cranston/Kanye West
  USA:2 October 2010...
• Episode 3: Jane Lynch/Bruno Mars
  USA:9 October 2010...
• Episode 4: Emma Stone/Kings of Leon
  USA:23 October 2010...
• Episode 5: Jon Hamm/Rihanna
  USA:30 October 2010...
• Episode 6: Scarlett Johansson/Arcade Fire
  USA:13 November 2010...
• Episode 7: Anne Hathaway/Florence and the Machine
  Studio 8H, NBC Studios - 30 Rockefeller Plaza, Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA...
• Episode 8: Robert De Niro/Diddy-Dirty Money
  USA:4 December 2010...
• Episode 9: Paul Rudd/Paul McCartney
  USA:11 December 2010...
• Episode 10: Jeff Bridges/Eminem and Lil Wayne
  USA...
• Episode 11: Jim Carrey/The Black Keys
  USA...
• Episode 12: Gwyneth Paltrow/Cee Lo Green
  USA:15 January 2011...
• Episode 13: Jesse Eisenberg/Nicki Minaj
  During his performance as elderly reporter Herb Welch, 'Bill Hader' (qv) briefly breaks character. A...
• Episode 14: Dana Carvey/Linkin Park
  USA:5 February 2011...
• Episode 15: Russell Brand/Chris Brown
  USA:12 February 2011...
• Episode 16: Miley Cyrus/The Strokes
  USA:5 March 2011...
• Episode 17: Zach Galifianakis/Jessie J
  USA:12 March 2011...
• Episode 18: Elton John/Leon Russell
  Nicolas Cage: I'm gonna have sex with the declaration of independence!...
• Episode 19: Helen Mirren/Foo Fighters
  USA:9 April 2011...
• Episode 20: Tina Fey/Ellie Goulding
  Weekend Update Anchor: A 100-year-old man in California this week married his 93-year-old girlfriend...
• Episode 21: Ed Helms/Paul Simon
  Bangladesh:14 May 2011...
• Episode 22: Justin Timberlake/Lady Gaga
  Nicolas Cage: I'm gonna kill the ghost of Osama Bin Laden....
• Season 37
• Episode 1: Alec Baldwin/Radiohead
  In a sketch in which 'Kristen Wiig' (qv) portrays 'Susan Lucci' (qv) at a cast and crew wrap party f...
• Episode 2: Melissa McCarthy/Lady Antebellum
  After opening the show as a beaver-toothed Merrill Sister in a Lawrence Welk send-up, Melissa McCart...
• Episode 3: Ben Stiller/Foster the People
  After Mitt Romney and Chris Christie (Sudeikis and Moynihan) alternately bore and entertain the pres...
• Episode 4: Anna Faris/Drake
  After Mayor Bloomberg (Armesin) assures Wall Street protesters that they are welcome in New York Cit...
• Episode 5: Charlie Day/Maroon 5
  After words to the wise from Muammar Gaddafi's ghost, Charlie Day hosts, plays mediocre piano, and a...
• Episode 6: Emma Stone/Coldplay
  'Emma Stone (III)' (qv) depicts the fictitious Charlene Stumphries, winner of the 1964 Miss America ...
• Episode 7: Jason Segel/Florence and the Machine
  Florence and the Machine performs 'Shake It Out' during this episode, a few months later the same so...
• Episode 8: Steve Buscemi/The Black Keys
  After President Obama explains who is more powerful than he, Steve Buscemi hosts: he advises second ...
• Episode 9: Katy Perry/Robyn
  Host: That's right, it's a smart game! Let's go to the Lightning Round. Okay, Paul, in this round I'...
• Episode 10: Jimmy Fallon/Michael Bublé
  Jimmy Fallon hosts the Christmas show, playing an adult trying to crash a dance at his old high scho...
• Episode 11: Charles Barkley/Kelly Clarkson
  After Rick Santorum (Samberg) explains himself, Charles Barkley hosts, playing Shaq on "Inside the N...
• Episode 12: Daniel Radcliffe/Lana Del Rey
  After Mitt Romney (Sudeikis) shows he's a regular guy at a S.C. diner, Daniel Radcliffe hosts: he's ...
• Episode 13: Channing Tatum/Bon Iver
  USA:4 February 2012...
• Episode 14: Zooey Deschanel/Karmin
  USA:11 February 2012...
• Episode 15: Maya Rudolph/Sleigh Bells
  USA:18 February 2012...
• Episode 16: Lindsay Lohan/Jack White
  USA:3 March 2012...
• Episode 17: Jonah Hill/The Shins
  USA:10 March 2012...
• Episode 18: Sofía Vergara/One Direction
  Sofía Vergara: This country welcomed me with open arms and pulled-down pants....
• Episode 19: Josh Brolin/Gotye
  Admiral Spaceship: Catch me if you can, the Terminal!::Nitro: Always....
• Episode 20: Eli Manning/Rihanna
  USA:5 May 2012...
• Episode 21: Will Ferrell/Usher
  USA:12 May 2012...
• Episode 22: Mick Jagger
  The final sketch showed 'Mick Jagger' (qv) as the teacher of a small group of graduating high school...
• Season 38
• Episode 1: Seth MacFarlane/Frank Ocean
  Studio 8H, NBC Studios - 30 Rockefeller Plaza, Manhattan, New York City, New York, USA...
• Episode 2: Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Mumford & Sons
  USA:22 September 2012...
• Episode 3: Daniel Craig/Muse
  USA:6 October 2012...
• Episode 4: Christina Applegate/Passion Pit
  USA:13 October 2012...
• Episode 5: Bruno Mars
  USA:20 October 2012...
• Episode 6: Louis C.K./Fun
  USA:3 November 2012...
• Episode 7: Anne Hathaway/Rihanna
  USA:10 November 2012...
• Episode 8: Jeremy Renner/Maroon 5
  USA:17 November 2012...

Saturday Night at the Mill

Cast

• Bob Langley
• Kenny Ball and His Jazzmen
• Tony Lewis
• Jenny Hanley
• Donny MacLeod
• Arianna Huffington
• Pam Ayres
• Nana Mouskouri
• Jackie Collins
• Michael Bentine
• Larry Grayson
• Edward Woodward
• Spike Milligan
• Liza Goddard
• Petula Clark
• Julia McKenzie
• Richard Baker
• Caterina Valente
• Harry Secombe
• Grace Bumbry
• Buddy Greco
• Carl Davis
• B.A. Robertson
• Dana

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  UK:6 March 1976...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  UK:13 March 1976...
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  UK:20 March 1976...
• Episode 4: (#1.4)
  UK:27 March 1976...
• Episode 5: (#1.5)
  UK:3 April 1976...
• Episode 6: (#1.6)
  UK:10 April 1976...
• Episode 7: (#1.7)
  UK:17 April 1976...
• Episode 8: (#1.8)
  UK:24 April 1976...
• Episode 9: (#1.9)
  UK:1 May 1976...
• Episode 10: (#1.10)
  UK:8 May 1976...
• Episode 11: (#1.11)
  UK:15 May 1976...
• Episode 12: (#1.12)
  UK:22 May 1976...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: (#2.1)
  UK:26 February 1977...
• Episode 2: (#2.2)
  UK:5 March 1977...
• Episode 3: (#2.3)
  UK:12 March 1977...
• Episode 4: (#2.4)
  UK:19 March 1977...
• Episode 5: (#2.5)
  UK:26 March 1977...
• Episode 6: (#2.6)
• Episode 7: (#2.7)
  UK:2 April 1977...
• Episode 8: (#2.8)
  UK:16 April 1977...
• Episode 9: (#2.9)
  UK:23 April 1977...
• Episode 10: (#2.10)
  UK:30 April 1977...
• Episode 11: (#2.11)
  UK:7 May 1977...
• Episode 12: (#2.12)
  UK:14 May 1977...
• Episode 13: (#2.13)
  UK:21 May 1977...
• Episode 14: (#2.14)
  UK:28 May 1977...
• Episode 15: (#2.15)
  UK:4 June 1977...
• Episode 16: (#2.16)
  UK:11 June 1977...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: (#3.1)
  UK:11 February 1978...
• Episode 2: (#3.2)
  UK:18 February 1978...
• Episode 3: (#3.3)
  UK:25 February 1978...
• Episode 4: (#3.4)
  UK:4 March 1978...
• Episode 5: (#3.5)
  UK:11 March 1978...
• Episode 6: (#3.6)
  UK:18 March 1978...
• Episode 7: (#3.7)
  UK:25 March 1978...
• Episode 8: (#3.8)
  UK:1 April 1978...
• Episode 9: (#3.9)
  UK:8 April 1978...
• Episode 10: (#3.10)
  UK:15 April 1978...
• Episode 11: (#3.11)
  UK:22 April 1978...
• Episode 12: (#3.12)
  UK:29 April 1978...
• Episode 13: (#3.13)
  UK:6 May 1978...
• Episode 14: (#3.14)
  UK:13 May 1978...
• Episode 15: (#3.15)
  UK:20 May 1978...
• Episode 16: (#3.16)
  UK:27 May 1978...
• Episode 17: (#3.17)
  UK:3 June 1978...
• Episode 18: (#3.18)
  UK:10 June 1978...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: (#4.1)
  UK:24 February 1979...
• Episode 2: (#4.2)
  UK:3 March 1979...
• Episode 3: (#4.3)
  UK:10 March 1979...
• Episode 4: (#4.4)
  UK:17 March 1979...
• Episode 5: (#4.5)
  UK:24 March 1979...
• Episode 6: (#4.6)
  UK:31 March 1979...
• Episode 7: (#4.7)
  UK:7 April 1979...
• Episode 8: (#4.8)
  UK:14 April 1979...
• Episode 9: (#4.9)
  UK:21 April 1979...
• Episode 10: (#4.10)
  UK:28 April 1979...
• Episode 11: (#4.11)
• Episode 12: (#4.12)
  UK:5 May 1979...
• Episode 13: (#4.13)
  UK:19 May 1979...
• Episode 14: (#4.14)
  UK:26 May 1979...
• Episode 15: (#4.15)
• Episode 16: (#4.16)
  UK:2 June 1979...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: (#5.1)
  UK:22 March 1980...
• Episode 2: (#5.2)
  UK:29 March 1980...
• Episode 3: (#5.3)
  UK:5 April 1980...
• Episode 4: (#5.4)
  UK:12 April 1980...
• Episode 5: (#5.5)
  UK:19 April 1980...
• Episode 6: (#5.6)
  UK:26 April 1980...
• Episode 7: (#5.7)
  UK:3 May 1980...
• Episode 8: (#5.8)
  UK:10 May 1980...
• Episode 9: (#5.9)
  UK:17 May 1980...
• Episode 10: (#5.10)
  UK:24 May 1980...
• Episode 11: (#5.11)
  UK:31 May 1980...
• Episode 12: (#5.12)
  UK:7 June 1980...
• Episode 13: (#5.13)
  UK:14 June 1980...
• Episode 14: (#5.14)
  UK:21 June 1980...
• Episode 15: (#5.15)
  UK:28 June 1980...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: (#6.1)
  UK:4 April 1981...
• Episode 2: (#6.2)
  UK:11 April 1981...
• Episode 3: (#6.3)
  UK:18 April 1981...
• Episode 4: (#6.4)
  UK:25 April 1981...
• Episode 5: (#6.5)
  UK:2 May 1981...
• Episode 6: (#6.6)
  UK:9 May 1981...
• Episode 7: (#6.7)
  UK:16 May 1981...
• Episode 8: (#6.8)
  UK:23 May 1981...
• Episode 9: (#6.9)
  UK:30 May 1981...
• Episode 10: (#6.10)
  UK:6 June 1981...
• Episode 11: (#6.11)
  UK:13 June 1981...
• Episode 12: (#6.12)
  UK:20 June 1981...
• Episode 13: (#6.13)
  UK:27 June 1981...
• Episode 14: (#6.14)
  UK:4 July 1981...
• Episode 15: (#6.15)
  UK:11 July 1981...
• Season
• Episode : (1979-12-26)
  UK:26 December 1979...
• Episode : (1980-12-26)
  UK:26 December 1980...
• Episode : (1977-12-28)
  UK:28 December 1977...
• Episode : (1976-12-18)
  UK:18 December 1976...

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Saturday Night - Frank Sinatra
• Saturday Night - Neil Young
• Saturday Night - Weezer
• Saturday Night - Misfits
• Saturday Night - Adicts
• Saturday Night - Lonestar
• Saturday Night - Eagles
• Saturday Night - Mary-kate & Ashley Olsen
• Saturday Night - Dwarves
• Saturday Night - McFly
• Saturday Night - Mary-Kate And Ashley Olsen
• Saturday Night - Aaron Carter
• Saturday Night - John Waite
• Saturday Night - Suede
• Saturday Night - Fischer Z
• Saturday Night - Macc Lads
• Saturday Night - Alexia
• Saturday Night - Cold Chisel
• Saturday Night - Jo Dee Messina
• Saturday Night - Darin Zanyar
• Saturday Night - Kaiser Chiefs
• Saturday Night - Eve 6
• Saturday Night - Ozomatli
• Saturday Night - Lonely Island
• Saturday Night - Hi-Standard
• Saturday Night - Herman Brood
• Saturday Night - Outlandish
• Saturday Night - Lucky Boys Confusion
• Saturday Night - Bay City Rollers
• Saturday Night - Brett Anderson
• Saturday Night - The Buck Owen's Buckaroos
• Saturday Night - Jessica Mauboy
• Saturday Night - Ned's Atomic Dustbin
• Saturday Night - The Thrills
• Saturday Night - Jedward
• Saturday Night - The Blue Nile
• Saturday Night - Thrills
• Saturday Night - Blue Nile
• Saturday Night - Noisettes
• Saturday Night - Sandi Thom
• Saturday Night - Ram Jam
• Saturday Night - Travis Barker
• Saturday Night - We Are The Fury
• Saturday Night - Last Week
• Saturday Night - Stella Mwangi
• Saturday Night - Black Lace
• Saturday Night - New Christy Minstrels
• Saturday Night - Jersey
• Saturday Night - Pale Young Gentlemen
• Saturday Night - Whigfield
• Saturday Night - Two In One
• Saturday Night - Underdog Project
• Saturday Night - Dudes
• Saturday Night - Mac Powell

Saturday night is the loneliest night in the week
’cause that’s the night that my sweetie and i
Used to dance cheek to cheek
I don’t mind sunday night at all
’cause that’s the night friends come to call
And monday to friday go fast
And another week is past
But saturday night is the loneliest night in the week
I sing the song that I sang for the memories I usually seek
Until I hear you at the door
Until you’re in my arms once more
Saturday night is the loneliest night in the week
Mmmm... saturday night is the loneliest night in the week
I sing the song that I sang for the memories I usually seek
Until I hear you at the door
Until you’re in my arms once more
Saturday night is the loneliest night in the week
Until I hear you at the door
Until you’re in my arms once more
Saturday night is the loneliest night in the week

How can I tell her that I love her,
When windy week-end warnings
tell me summer teases?
When I first saw her with another,
My world fell,
and I stumbled for a while.
I stumbled for a while.
Whatever happened to Saturday night?
Don't know what I'm going through,
Look everything is new,
Each time I turn around,
Feels like I'm falling down.
How can I tell her that I love her,
When windy week-end warnings
tell me summer teases?
When I first saw her with another,
My world fell,
and I stumbled for a while.
I stumbled for a while.
Whatever happened to Saturday night?
Back home, look around,
Leaves falling on the ground,
Changes since I've been gone,
Don't know if I belong.
Spoke to her yesterday,
Couldn't think of much to say,
She said that by the winter...

Saturday Night
Ooh how I love that song
Prove to me that I'm wrong
The night away
Give to me girl
All of the love that I need
Ooh, when I'm hungrey I feed
The night away
Dreams will never happen to you
Once you feel that freedom is true
I'll be with you
Planting your seed
Deep in the heart of the earth
Fall to my knees and give birth
The painful way
Watching it grow
Never again will I weep
Now that you tore me apart
The night away
Dreams will never happen to you
Once you feel that freedom is true
I'll be holding on
Holding on
So in love with yourself
With you...
Dreams will never happen to you
Once you feel that freedom is true
I'll be holding on
Holding on
So in love with yourself
With you...
With you...

There's 52 ways to murder anyone
One and two are the same
And they both work as well
I'm coming clean for Amy
Julie doesn't scream as well
And the cops won't listen all night
And so maybe I'll be over
Just as soon as I fill them all in
And I can't remember when I saw her last
We were running around and having a blast
But the backseat of the drive-in is so lonely without you
I know when you're home
I was thinking about you
There was something I forgot to say
I was crying on a Saturday Night
I was out cruising without you
They were playing our song
Crying on a Saturday Night
As the moon becomes the night time
You go viciously, quietly away
I'm sitting in the bedroom where we used to sit and smoke cigarettes
Now I'm watching

Well the ravers and the groovers,
just stood and stared.
The Bohemians said they didn't
but they cared.
The lords and the ladies,
felt they're gonna drag em down.
The armagedon dance,
that could never make a sound.
Don't you know, its saturday.
don't you know its saturday night.
Don't you know, its saturday.
don't you know its allright
The heavy weight candidate,
moved to one side.
be a Mama gotta hunger,
just lay down and die.
Friends and lovers fall to the floor.
Mr. Personality, suddenly a bore.
Don't you know, its saturday.
don't you know its saturday night.
Don't you know, its saturday.
don't you know its allright.
Late nite kid, said my oh my.
A mystery & Dennis walked by.
Every head talked and every head turned.
He was so hot that he burned.
Don't you know, its saturday.
don't you know its saturday night.
Don't you know, its saturday.

S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. night
S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y.
I gotta get out of these overalls
They're throwin' a dance at the union hall
I just got paid so I got a little cash
I been workin' all week gonna have me a blast
Monday, Tuesday, Humpday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Take up all of my life, and that ain't right
I get my rest on Sunday
But I have a little fun on Saturday night
S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Saturday night
S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y.
I'm gonna wash and wax my truck
I got a date with lady luck
She gonna wear her dancin' shoes
And we gonna get just a little footloose
Monday, Tuesday, Humpday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Take up all of my life, and that ain't right
I get my rest on Sunday
Then I have a little fun on Saturday night
S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Saturday night
S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday night
Well the band just played their last song
But me and my baby gonna party on (you know that's right)
Gonna find another place with a neon light
Can't go home it's Saturday night
Monday, Tuesday, Humpday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Take up all of my life, and that ain't right
I take my rest on Sunday
Then I have a lot of fun on Saturday night
S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Saturday night
S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. Saturday night
S.A.T.U.R. All dressed up Saturday night
S.A.T.U.R. Ready Saturday night

Seems like a dream now, it was so long ago
The moon burned so bright and the time went so slow
And I swore that I loved her and gave her a ring
The bluebird was high on the wing
Whatever happened to Saturday night
Finding a sweetheart and holding her tight?
She said,"Tell me, oh, tell me, was I all right?"
Whatever happened to Saturday night?
The years brought the railroad
It ran by my door
Now there's boards on the windows
And dust on the floor
And she passes the time at another man's side
And I pass the time with my pride
What a tangled web we weave
Go 'round with circumstance
Someone show me how to tell the dancer
From the dance
What ever happened
To Saturday night?
Choosin' a friend and loosin' a fight
She said,"Tell me, oh, tell me, are you alright?"
Whatever happened to Saturday night?

I'm waiting for the night when we go crazy
Don't sit around, no time to be lazy
Pump up the jam, as hot as we can
I need my friends around me 'cause I'm gonna take a stand
On Saturday Saturday Night
Yeah we'll show them what's it all about
On Saturday Night... Saturday Night
Chorus
And we just can't wait, til Saturday Night
Be with our friends and everything's all right
We'll kick off our shoes, and really cut loose
Yeah, we just can't wait
Til Saturday Night... Saturday Night
Well, we'll get made up, dressed up
Everyone will know we mean business
What's up, they'll say "tell me what is this?"
No body in our way, that's the way we like it
Better move over boys 'cause
On Saturday, Saturday Night
Yeah we'll show you what it's all about
On Saturday Night... Saturday Night
Chorus
(Can't wait til Saturday, Saturday)
Saturday Night
Saturday Night
(Can't wait til Saturday, Saturday)

Every night is a Saturday night
Every day is a beautiful day
Every night is a Saturday night to me
As I walk down life's lonely highway
I have a random thought
My only consolation is that I never will get caught
It's a shame the kind of pain that I inflict, it's sick.
But I wrote my lifetime stories on a brick
Here it comes right now!
I once had a girl in Phoenix by the railroad track
I left that girl in pieces in an Arizona shack
It's a shame, but I'm to blame
That I'll admit that I'm shit

When my parents outta town
I got all my buddies round
So we're gonna have a party tonight
And if your daddys got the truck
Then I'll come and pick you up
And anyone who wants to come for a ride
And if you wanna help me drink
Theres some bottles by the sink
There'll be 20 thousand people inside
You know that everybody likes to party on a Saturday nite
And we got every girl from school
In the deep end at the pool
If you wanna take a dip bring your trunks
When we start to dim the lights
Gotta find a girl you like
And you better hope shes already drunk
and if somebody feelin sick
Get 'em in the garden quick
Cos we don't want 'em to spoil the fun
You know that everybody wants to party on a Saturday nite
We're waking everyone asleep
When we start to party
In the street
We want the neighbours to complain
Cos the musics driving them insannnnnnne
And if its going to to your head,
Get behind the garden shed,
Thats where everbody goes to get laid
Or if you want another beer
Then theres plenty in the room
No one here to check if you're underage
And if you think you're having fun
Then the party's just begun
Early morning leavers wish that they'd stayed
You know that everybody likes to party on a Saturday nite
We're waking everyone asleep
When we star to party
In the street
We want the neighbours to complain
Cos our musics driving them insannnnnnne
When my parents come back home
I say we been alone
But we don't know how the mess got this bad
I'll be grounded for a while
All I have to do is smile
And get a little tough with my dad
Next time they're away
All my buddies can stay
We'll do our best to drive the neighbourhood mad
You know that everybody likes to party on a Saturday
Everybody wants to party on a Saturday
Everybody loves to party on a Saturday

I'm waiting for the night when we go crazy
Don't sit around, no time to be lazy
Pump up the jam, as hot as we can
I need my friends around me 'cause I'm gonna take a stand
On Saturday Saturday Night
Yeah we'll show them what's it all about
On Saturday Night... Saturday Night
Chorus
And we just can't wait, til Saturday Night
Be with our friends and everything's all right
We'll kick off our shoes, and really cut loose
Yeah, we just can't wait
Til Saturday Night... Saturday Night
Well, we'll get made up, dressed up
Everyone will know we mean business
What's up, they'll say "tell me what is this?"
No body in a way, that's the way we like it
Better move overboard 'cause
On Saturday, Saturday Night
Yeah we'll show you what it's all about
On Saturday Night... Saturday Night
Chorus
(Can't wait til Saturday, Saturday)
Saturday Night
Saturday Night
(Can't wait til Saturday, Saturday)
Saturday Night

Sometime, someplace
Everybody has words
Fallin' out, and making up
Uh-huh
Maybe I laugh, maybe I cry
Maybe I scream, maybe I sigh
Baby I feel, the feeling is real
Maybe I curse, maybe I squeal
But I enjoy, making some noise
Foolin' around, adjusting to the sound
You and I get, everything's set
Be sure you know how to have a real good time
(Yeah, yeah)
1, 2, 3, 4
You and I are not to blame
Sometimes we just go insane
You and I have much to give
Everything is relative
When we have our darker days
We just go our seperate ways
You and I are not to blame
Sometimes we just go insane
Sometimes baby in your eyes
Love is truely justified
When I hear you tellin' lies
I just wanna terorize
Making up is oh so good
Yeah we rock the neighbourhood
You and I are not to blame
Sometimes we just go insane

Workin' overtime just to keep myself from getting sacked
Well I don't like my job, tell the boss to shove it, I ain't goin' back
Just like Gene Vincent, I'm longin' to prove, I know what I need this time
Me and my girl together, yeah, Saturday night, oh yeah, Saturday night
Lookin' at my watch, tap my fingers, wishin' time would fly
Gonna look so sharp, she and I will turn some heads as we walk by
And just like [Deniro], I wait for [still life] to move out of my mind tonight
I might suddenly all feel better, Saturday night, oh yeah, Saturday night, ow
(Solo)
And I feel like the rain on the edge of a rhyme, on the streets of shame
Forever in an instant, Saturday night, oh yeah, Saturday night
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday night
Crossin' out the days in my brain, gonna get it good, gonna get it right
Ain't it just like [Deniro], to be dancin' in the streets
I know what I need this time
Me and my girl together, ow, yeah, Saturday night, oh yeah, Saturday night
Saturday night, oh yeah, alright, alright, oh yeah, alright, alright...
Saturday night!

Today she's been working, she's been talking, she's been smoking,
but it'll be alright,
Cos tonight we'll go dancing, we'll go laughing, we'll get car sick,
and it'll be okay like everyone says, it'll be alright and ever so nice,
We're going out tonight, out and about tonight.
Oh, whatever makes her happy on a Saturday night,
Oh whatever makes her happy, whatever makes it alright.
Today she's been sat there, sat there in a black chair, office furniture,
but it'll be alright,
Cos tonight we'll go drinking we'll do silly things,
and never let the winter in,
And it'll be okay like everyone says, it'll be alright and ever so nice,
We're going out tonight, out and about tonight.
Oh, whatever makes her happy on a Saturday night,
Oh, whatever makes her happy, whatever makes it alright.
we'll go to peepshows and freak shows,
we'll go to discos, casinos,
we'll go where people go and let go

When all you dreams come true
The dice roll out for you
And what you say is true
Everyone agrees
When all your nights are days
And all you hear is praise
And you can get away
With anything you chose
That's my sell-date, sell by
Saturday
That's my sell-date, Sat Sat
Saturday night
When all your words are cruel
You treat me like a fool
I won't be there for you
To soak up all the blame
That's my sell-date, sell by
Saturday
That's my sell-date, Sat Sat
Saturday night
You keep on rocking me
You keep on knocking me down
You keep on rocking me
That's my sell-date, sell by
Saturday
That's my sell-date, Sat Sat
Saturday night

It was Saturday night, we were dressed for the kill,
I've got my rubbers, Stez wants one on the pill
'Come on lads, stop hanging around, get in the car and
we'll hit the fucking town.'
Beater pulled a rough one, but she had a lot up front,
Greasy hair, hadn't washed for weeks
She had flies buzzing round her melon
Saturday night, time for boozing and fighting
Saturday night, its fucking exciting
Saturday night, time to get the ale in
Saturday night, Bald Eagle's paying
Watch it Beater! Her boyfriend's here
Broken nose, cauliflower ear
That bastard weighs 500lb
Look at his hands, they're dragging on the ground
Saturday night, time for boozing and fighting
Saturday night, its fucking exciting
Saturday night, time to get plastered

I saw my baby on a saturday night
Sabato sera come un altro se vuoi
Niente di serio on a saturday night
Voglio soltanto un po' di musica e poi
Let's take it easy
I saw my baby on a saturday night
Sabato sera vado in cerca di guai
Niente di serio on a staurday night
Vorrei sentermi meno sola semmai
Let's take it easy
Ma se mi cerchi giuro vengo a prenderti
Saturday night e il mondo sembra più grande
(che cosa sei per me)
Con te che sei la sola cose che ho in mente.
Woww wow !
I saw my baby on a saturday night
Sei sempre il solo che mi mette nei guai
Infondo non é mai finita tra noi
Dammi un momento e ti ragguingo sei vuoi
Let's take it easy...
Humm ma questa volta giuro non ti mollo più
Saturday night e il mondo sembra più grande
(sembri fatto apposta per me)
Con te che sei la sola cose che ho in mente
(ah che cosa sei per me)
Saturday night e il mondo sembra più grande
(dai amore vieni qui)
Con te che sei la sola che ho in mente
(tocca baby e di di si)
And take it easy
Take it easy boy
And take it easy
Take it easy boy
Take it easy
Take it easy.....
Saturday night e il mondo sembra più grande
(sembri fatto apposta per me)
Con te che sei la sola cose che ho in mente
Saturday night e il mondo sembra più grande
Con te che sei la sola cose che ho in mente

Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday night's already old
Walking into Sunday, and I find
All desires are cold
I could walk forever, I don't mind
Show me a light, your company
Goes a little way to help me see
The path on which I'm bound
Rather than the things I leave behind
I've got the keys to the city
Baby
I can feel my luck
I got two days' money
If you light me up
This heart will shine on
"L'esclavage D'amour
It will be ours forevermore"
Words we both recall
Either from a lover, or the law
Saturday night, my steps have shown
I can walk away from all I've know
Goodnight, my friend, goodbye
Remember what they say,

Every week it comes 'round
With a feel like New Year's Eve
Get dressed, de-stressed, tonight I couldn't care less
Take a look at me
So I put myself together
Paint my lips and lashes on
'Cause I know there's someone out there
Wantin' me to come along
It's the night of the week when my dreams hit the street
With boots and blue jeans on
Take a shot at romance, do I stand a chance
Will destiny be good to me
It's the thrill of the kiss that on
Monday I'll miss
When I look back and say
Well, oh my Lord you should have seen me Saturday
Saturday, Oh Saturday Night
Mary's got a Mustang
We all pile in
Downtown, top down, rockin' while we ride around
Let the night begin
I'm just searchin' for a dreamer
Who'll steal my heart away
Strong and shy with I dare you eyes
And a smile who lights the way
It's the night of the week when my dreams hit the street
With boots and blue jeans on
Take a shot at romance, do I stand a chance
Will destiny be good to me
It's the thrill of the kiss that on
Monday I'll miss
When I look back and say
Well, oh my Lord you should have seen me Saturday
Saturday, Oh Saturday Night
Five days out of seven slavin'
I need one that's just for me
It's the thrill of the kiss that on
Monday I'll miss
When I look back and say
Well oh my Lord you should have seen my Saturday
Oh Saturday, Saturday, Saturday,

Hey girl even though it hasn't been that easy lately
You need to go on you're dying for some air oh baby
What's the reason being low tonight
Come on let me start you up that's right
Shape up do your hair the way I like and let's go crazy
'Cause it's saturday night oh yeah
It's gonna be alright I swear
Put them hot jeans on
I'll show you how to have fun
It's saturday night oh yeah
Hey hey hey hey
Let go come along don't wanna hear a no or a maybe
I know what you need I'm gonna give it to you baby
It's something special that I have for you
Somehow I know you feel the same way too
That look in your eyes no doubt about it let's go crazy
'Cause it's saturday night oh yeah
It's gonna be alright I swear
Put them hot jeans on
I'll show you how to have fun
It's saturday night oh yeah
Hey hey hey hey
It's saturday night oh yeah
It's gonna be alright I swear
Put them hot jeans on
I'll show you how to have fun
It's saturday night oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
Girl we both know
Tonight it's going down
So put them hot jeans on
(It's saturday night
It's gonna be alright
It's saturday night
It's gonna be alright)
It's saturday night oh yeah
It's gonna be alright I swear
Put them hot jeans on
I'll show you how to have fun
It's saturday night oh yeah
It's saturday night oh yeah
It's gonna be alright I swear
Put them hot jeans on
I'll show you how to have fun
It's saturday night oh yeah

S-s-suddenly there's a knock at your head
Don't let them in because they'll try to take your TV set
Ha-ha-happiness is the ball in your hand
You've got to try and throw this party just as far as you can
Cre-cre-creosote is pouring out of my brain
I swear I heard the floor boards they were creaking your name
G-g-get a room, get a head, get a hat
We're going to hell anyway, let's travel first class
Come to the city on a Saturday night
Watching the boys on their motorbikes
I wanna be like those guys, I wanna wear my clothes tight
Well matching jackets and a fistful of notes
New sneakers and a fresh pack of smokes
P-p-pneumothorax is a word that is long
Man, just trying to put the punk back into punctured lung
Pa-pa-panic over party off party on
'Cause we are birds of a feather and you can be the fat one
Come to the city on a Saturday night
Open your heads like a satellite
I wanna see what they see, I wanna love you like crazy
Those cameras are pointing right in your face
Can see into your room from outer space
Cut through the city on a Saturday night
It's not the size of the man in the fight
I wanna know what that does, I wanna show what matters
'Cause it's the size of the fight in the man
That makes the difference and decides who is champ
Cut through the city on a Saturday night
'Cause you and me, we're on the edge of the night
Come to the city on a Saturday night
I asked your mother and she said, "It's alright"
We're getting married when we're thirty
I want to do it on your birthday
'Cause I don't wanna waste a moment with you
Oh, I just wanna dance the whole night through
Cut through the city on a Saturday night

Saturday night burns a redness on my face I tasted you
you tasted my you were never my taste Now you're left
alone with precious thoughts Of half asses half an hour
stops And talk so small I can't remember ever saying a
word Laced with thick naivete Firm delusions can't be
swayed Tell yourself you're happy We both know the
truth It's false behind the dirty talk the dirty sheets the
sexy walk your eyes are closed your heart is open wide
and that's no good There is something up my sleeve
There is nothing in-between You and me that you can't
see So beg my pardon Honesty's a virtue that can hurt
you let it be The thought that counts is counting down
the minutes 'till I leave and when I do you'll be looking
for security in words Though you know that you won't
get it for the better for the worse I apologize for me
Then I'm back in a couple of weeks I'm too weak to help it

Dip, dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night
Dip, dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night
(Dip)
Dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night
Dip, dive, socialize, get ready
Uh, imagine waking up, solidarity is evident
Harmony moves, time is irrelevant
People, the places, the message basic
From raise fists to sit-ins, resist the change
Peep the scenario, to the future bro
2020 and some number a year ago
People rose up, governments froze up
Worldwide block party, everybody shows up
Up on roof tops, ghettos and hot spots
People celebratin' no more souls rot
No more bloodshed over false deficit
Even hip-hop gets a fuckin' face-lift
The latest fashion, stock market's crashin'
It's Saturday, time to get the party crackin'
And if the time and the day is right
The revolution will begin this Saturday night
Dip, dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night
Dip, dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night
(Dip)
Dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night
Dip, dive, socialize, get ready
(Hey, hey, hey)
Futuristic, I'm killin' 'em every synonym
Sendin' 'em back with syllabal venom up in 'em
Too terrific, epitome of a pendulum
Digital rap, got animal stamina in 'em
Son your soul, and backbone were the clap come from
([Unverified])
Action Jackson, matter-fact
We move you from the front to the back see
Plug us up and then bump this new phat beat
When it drop, stores oughtta stop on me
Shop 'til ya drop, homey that's not me
Rush an attack from the back on three
Stop on me, shout, "World peace!"
Slide from the block, love peace, oh please
We don't need bouncers or police
It's Saturday night, it's nothin' better
Spread the word, we comin' together
So come on with me now
Dip, dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night
Dip, dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night
(Dip)
Dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night
Dip, dive, socialize, get ready
(Hey you guys!)
(Hey you guys!)
(Hey you guys!)
(Hey you guys!)
Dip, dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night
Dip, dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night
(Dip)
Dive, socialize
Get ready for the Saturday night

Hey what's up, man?
Nothin.
You'll never guess what happened. Check it: last Saturday, my main chicken was like,
"You need to take me out for a bubble bath, oil massage, and candlelight dinner! "
Oh, oh hell nah!
That's what I was sayin, I had to tell her like this:
Saturday night is not for romance
You've got all week to get into girls' pants
Got ladies in the UK and ladies in France
But Saturday night I'm in my B-Boy Stance
Now...
Saturday night is the night after Friday
I'm thinkin bout fly-ass girls out on the highway
I push my 'celerator and beep my horn
It's not a night for dancing, a night for porn
Jerkin in the bathroom then coolin with my fellas
I'm duckin these broads like rain to umbrellas
Saturday night ain't time for the chicks
It's time for the fellas to watch porno flicks
I'm pokin through, I hope no one can tell
I'll go in the bathroom, ring my own bell
Ring the alarm, but I'm not The Fu-Schnickens
It's Saturday night and I'm dodgin these chickens
Wake up on Sunday, taste dude in my mouth
Monday back home, the chick's in the house
Tuesday now I'm back with my girl
Never let her know about my Saturday world
Ah...
Saturday night is not for romance
You've got all week to get into girls' pants
Got ladies in the UK and ladies in France
But Saturday night I'm in my B-Boy Stance
Chillin with the girls can be pretty cool
But kickin it with the fellas is a different world
A girl can never understand what it's like to be me
I stand up while they sit to go pee
Well it's guys' night out and I'm feelin real horny
Roll to the store for a case of forties
Inhibitions go straight out the window
Let's explore our bodies and smoke some endo
I'd rather watch tv and drink my Jack
Than spend my whole Saturday on hittin from the back
Sure it's all good to get your snuggle on
But I'm a dude for all dudes and my word is bond
Yeah his word is bond like the powder for your testes
I'm sweet on my boys like a melted bar of Nestlй
I'm down for my dudes and it's more than male bonding
Our fingers in the ass and men are responding
Well...
Saturday night is not for romance
You've got all week to get into girls' pants
Got ladies in the UK and ladies in France
But Saturday night I'm in my B-Boy Stance
Even though guys are better to bang
Girls stay nice like Michael Chang
Michael Chang don't win a lotta Grand Slams
But his attitude is good so he's the man
When we rhyme about tennis you know we'll always be drunk
My man Michael Chang's got legs like a tree trunk
Michael Chang, he's down with us
We've never hung out but we like him a lot
Even though he looks young, on the tour he's a veteran
A genuine role model Asian American
C to the H to the A-N-G
Everyone looks tall from his POV
He may not know the feeling of victory
But he's got a lotta H-E-A-R-T
We've never met Chang, and that's alright
He can still sleep over on a Saturday night
Sat-sat-sat-sat
Saturday night is not for romance
It's a day for us to get into dudes' pants
Whether it be Kirk, Michael Chang, or Lance
Saturday night I'm in my B-Boy Stance
I'm in my b-boys' pants

Keep on dancin' to the rock and roll.
On Saturday night, Saturday night.
Dancing to the rhythm in our heart and soul.
On Saturday night, Saturday night.
I, I, I, I just can't wait.
I, I, I, I got a date.
At the good ole rock n roll road show I gotta go.
On saturday night, saturday night.
Gonna rock it up, roll it up, do it all, have a ball.
On saturday night, saturday night.
It's just a saturday night.
Gonna dance with my baby till the night is through.
On Saturday night, Saturday night.
Tell her all the little things I'm gonna do.
On Saturday night, Saturday night.
I...I...I...I love her so .
I...I...I'm gonna let her know.
At the good ole rock n roll road show I gotta go.
On saturday night, saturday night.
Gonna rock it up, roll it up, do it all, have a ball.
On saturday night, saturday night.
It's just a saturday night.

The neon light, of the "Open all night",
was just in time replaced by the magic appearance of a new day-while,
a melancholic Reno was crawling on his back just in,
front of the supermarket door-way child
Hey girl, on a cold summernight,
as we stood on the corner,
as a man passed by and asked us,
what we DO and what we need,
as he pointed his big fat finger
to the people hangin round at the corner of the - other side of THE street
Oh well SAID
doin' nothing, just hanging around,
what do you mean doin' nothing Sir.
So we had to hit him to the ground,
doin' nothing just hanging around.
His head all busted lookin' just a lttle to WILD child
Chorus:
I just can't wait
I just can't wait for saturday night
for saturday night
for saturday night
saturday night
bit with solo:
saturday night
saturday night
saturday night
Chorus:
I just can't wait
I just can't wait
(BACKING: sATURDAY NIGHT...)
MELANCHOLIC RENO CRAWLIN' ON HIS BACK
JUST IN FRONT OF THE SUPERMARKET GONE
ONE THE NEON LIGHT OF THE 'OPEN ALL NIGHT'
JUST IN TIME REPLACED BY THE MAGIC APPEARANCE OF A NEW DAY

[Isam:]
Oh ey anjes anjes
[Waqas:]
ey baar nikal oyee
[Lenny:]
Tanquillo tanquillo aoì
It's goin' down tonight (yeah)
Hang on if you like
Showin' you how we do (uh uh uh)
Me you and my crew
So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on, baby, baby, come on
Come on (come on), come on (come on), come on, baby, baby, come on
[Waqas:]
Well it's the same old song
When Outland representin' the song
We keep the party jumping to the breaking down
So come on
Yeah check it
I got the same old job
Taxi-driver in copenhagen
24 non-stop
We openize on the rise
Recognize to alls comin strong
In the band's pumpin 2 Pac
This is how we rock
I'm a immigrant on the spot
Bring you to the top
Goin not back
We're explosin the ground
Stay on service
We can't get is that nervous
Hate your service
Getting down on the cool like our gang
We make you wanna shake your thang
So get into it
We like to flow it
Able to flow about you
Know it!
[Isam:]
Time has hit the streets now
Time just show hell
Jumpin to my daddys Nissan
Rollin downtown
Imma fly in these jeans
All the Pakis full on ground
For successful livin
... we just to the dome
Movin alone
To the streets out of control
Give 'em the bombs
Half ride showin control
Lookin like a star
Shinin bright...
With my cous suvien [?] my man Majid and Jamone
AKA big ass maroc to the spot
Got a bulletproof plan
To make sure
That we gotta rock
So 44
Comin yours bringin for sure
Outland comin for more
It's goin' down tonight (yeah)
Hang on if you like
Showin' you how we do (uh uh uh)
Me you and my crew
So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on, baby, baby, come on
Come on (come on), come on (come on), come on, baby, baby, come on
[Lenny:]
esta noche es la noche, reuniéndome
con toda la pandilla, divertiéndome,
después que serîa? es copenhagen bahîa
proclamando a diôs que esta vez son las ???
tres amigos, muchachas, todo un carneval
pruebo el mercedes
vamos a [?] la intrada
mi casa es tu casa, senoritas bonitas
pasan por mi lado, me sonrîen,
y me dicen 'vamos, vamos a la discoteca'
no, no, no!!!
que mierda, esta noche ya esta muerta
[Waqas:]
Yeah yes yo
I bring you down
Bring you down yo
Yeah yes yo (yes yo)
I bring you down to the beat yo (beat yo)
Able to show you how we rock yo (how we rock yo)
Break you down yo (break it down yo)
And bring some mood now
A Paki make you right and white in this verse now
[Waqas:]
Outside the club
All dressed up and lookin fly
Inside
Fouls just pumpin with the beat and stayin alive
Tonight
Me and my fam we high
Dressed to kill
Million dollars skills
Let the jacket
Know what the deal?
[Isam:]
Let me introduce myself
Not right like himself
Always outside
Cuz I can't get inside
Say I'll be the dark dada
Man behind back carma
One secound generation fance the outward
So why
We dancin in the rain so fly
Singin in the rain getting with
You can't with it
[Waqas:]
Get the sweatin party people feel it tonight
Me and my peeps on the floor
Shinin in the spotlight
It's goin' down tonight (yeah)
Hang on if you like
Showin' you how we do (uh uh uh)
Me you and my crew
So come on (come on), come on (come on), come on, baby, baby, come on
Come on (come on), come on (come on), come on, baby, baby, come on
Come on (come on), come on (come on), come on, baby, baby, come on
Come on (come on), come on (come on), come on, baby, baby, come on
Uh uh uh uh
Uh uh uh uh

As usual I’m late, what’s the difference I see the same faces
My attitude is plain, just the same as the vibe in this place is
I’m shaking hands and smiling, lying, about where I’ve been lately
The tensions multiplying and I’m dying to leave
It’s Saturday night and the party’s crawling
Did you hear the ringing the bottles calling
Week after week this is where I’m ending up
It’s Saturday night I’m already stumbling
Some guys are outside being loud and rumbling
Third weekend in a row that we’ve broken up
I’m quickly loosing interest
I really hope I find it
This room is like a bottle it’s never full enough
These rumors start to fly, spreading lies which alcohol induces
I’m sick and tired of waiting, your out of beer and I’m out of excuses
Are you checking what you’re starting, I beg your pardon
What to do you got up your sleeve
The queen of melodrama and I’m dying to leave
I got dem disease of overanylization
It’s making hard to hold a conversation
People step, expecting proclamations
But I’m saying it, but I’m saying it with an exclamation
This ain’t my scene and it’s Saturday night
I’m going to the reggae bar they got it going on
Don’t believe rumors you’ve heard
Till you see me dropping the word, right

Saturday night Saturday night
Saturday night Saturday night
Gonna keep on dancin' to rock and roll
Saturday night Saturday night
Dancin' to the rythm of the heart and soul
On Saturday night Saturday night
I-I-I-I just can't waint, I-I-I-I got a date
At the good ol' rock and roll road show
I gotta go Saturday night Saturday night
Gonna rock it up roll it up do it all have a ball.
Saturday night Saturday night
Saturday night Saturday night
Gonna dance with my baby till the night is trough
On Saturday night, Saturday night
Tell her all the little things I'm gonna do
On Saturday night Saturday night
I-I-I-I-I love her so, I-I-I-I'm gonna let her know.
At the good ol' rock and roll road show
I gotta go Saturday night Saturday night, ...

Today she's been working, she's been talking, she's been
smoking,
but it'll be alright,
Cos tonight we'll go dancing, we'll go laughing, we'll
get car sick,
and it'll be okay like everyone says, it'll be alright
and ever so nice,
We're going out tonight, out and about tonight.
Oh, whatever makes her happy on a Saturday night,
Oh whatever makes her happy, whatever makes it alright.
Today she's been sat there, sat there in a black chair,
office furniture,
but it'll be alright,
Cos tonight we'll go drinking we'll do silly things,
and never let the winter in,
And it'll be okay like everyone says, it'll be alright
and ever so nice,
We're going out tonight, out and about tonight.
Oh, whatever makes her happy on a Saturday night,
Oh, whatever makes her happy, whatever makes it alright.
we'll go to peepshows and freak shows,
we'll go to discos, casinos,
we'll go where people go and let go

[ instrumental ]

Saturday, Saturday, S-S-S-Saturday, Saturday x2
I got my cup filled up, all the way to the brim, brim, brim, brim
Black on black Cadillac with the custom trim, trim, trim, trim
Smoke fillin' up my lungs and I'm blowing blubble, blubble, bubble, blubbles
It's Saturday night, let's get in trouble, trouble, trouble, trouble
So it's about to go down, me and my girls bout to run this town
So where we're planning to go, don't matter cause we gon' take control
Now we got the hair done, got the pink and whites,
And we're off, gonna see what what the fellas are like
Got the top dropped down on the DB9
Pushing 90 on the freeway so we gon' make good time
Yeah we gon' ride, ride, ride, on a Saturday night
All the girls they just hatin' because they know we that tight
Bout to get it poppin, bout to take a spotlight
So we ride, we ride, on this Saturday night
We on, we on fire, we roll, we roll higher,
We ride, we ride flyer then you, we ride, we ride X2
They goin' high heel shoes, me and my girls rocking Jimmy Choo's
They think that benzel's fun, we roll out like we're the girl James Bond
Now we got the hair done, got the pink and whites,
And we're off, gonna see what what the fellas are like
Got the top dropped town on the DB9
Pushing 90 on the freeway so we gon' make good time
Yeah we gon' ride, ride, ride, on a Saturday night
All the girls they just hatin' because they know we that tight
Bout to get it poppin', bout to take a spotlight
So we ride, we ride, on this Saturday night
We on, we on fire, we roll, we roll higher,
we ride, we ride flyer then you, we ride, we ride X2
You see we ride, we go, and we, rock, we roll
And we pop lock and I drop the top, I hit a swtitch and the wind go low
And my mission for tonight is just to get into some action
Wake up tomorrow morning and not even know what happened
Yeah we gon' ride, ride, ride, on a Saturday night
All the girls they just hatin' because they know we that tight
Bout to get it poppin, bout to take a spotlight
So we ride, we ride, on this Saturday night
We on, we on fire, we roll, we roll higher,

SATURDAY night! (4x)
Gonna keep on dancing to the
rock and roll
On Saturday night, Saturday night
Dancing to the rhythm in our
heart and soul
On Saturday Night, Saturday night
IIIII just can't wait,
IIII got a date
*At the good old rock and roll road
show, I gotta go
Saturday Night,
Saturday Night
Gonna rock it up, roll it up
Do it all, have a ball,
Saturday Night,
Saturday Night
It's just a Saturday Night
It's just a Saturday Night
It's just a Saturday Night
Gonna dance with my baby till the
night is through
On Saturday Night, Saturday Night
Tell her all the little things I'm
gonna do
On Saturday night, Saturday Night
IIIII love her so
III I'm gonna let her know
*repeat
SATURDAY NIGHT, SATURDAY NIGHT,
SATURDAY NIGHT, SATURDAY NIGHT,
It's just a Saturday night
It's just a Saturday Night,
It's just a Saturday Night,

Is this what they call love
Is this what they call love
Is this what they call love
on a Saturday night?
I'm just a man
I'm just a man
Not even a great one
I'm too vain for greatness
Is this what they call love
on a Saturday night?
Is this what they call sex
Is this what they call sex
Is this what they call sex
on a Saturday night?
Time for the night clubs
Time for the night clubs
Providing the soundtrack for
humping on dance floors
Is this what they call sex
on a Saturday night?
Alright
Is this what they call hate
Is this what they call hate
Is this what they call hate
on a Saturday night?
Broken your bottles
Broken your bottles
Thrown like American footballs
Hey its just jocks high on hormones
Is this what they call hate
on a Saturday night?
Alright
Is this what they call hate
on a Saturday night?
Alright

Oh woah-woah-woaaah hey yeah
I'm getting up, she's on my mind
Yeah, I think about the girl all the time
She's going out, Saturday night
And I'm hoping that I'ma make her mine
(No she's mine)
This craZy word, craZy world has to wait,
I think about you every night and day.
This craZy word, craZy world's gone on pause
and you know you're the only cause.
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait for the weekend to begin, no.
Cause we gonna light it up and go hard,
I'm gonna get the girl that I want
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night
Can't wait for the weekend to begin, no.
I'm gonna give the best I got,
Cause she hits me like a 10 tonne of rock,
I'm getting sick, give me a sign,
Cause she's all that's ever on my mind, my mind
This craZy word, craZy world has to wait,
I think about you every night and day.
This craZy word, craZy world's gone on pause
and you know you're the only cause.
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait for the weekend to begin, no.
Cause we gonna light it up and go hard,
I'm gonna get the girl that I want
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night
Can't wait for the weekend to begin, no.
Give me a shot, give me time, give me more,
give me everything you got,
cause I wanna know,
Give me a shot, give me time, give me more,
give me everything you got,
'til the night will show
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait for the weekend to begin, no.
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night,
Can't wait for the weekend to begin, no.
Cause we gonna light it up and go hard,
I'm gonna get the girl that I want
Can't wait till Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night
Can't wait for the weekend,

Who do you love?
Who do you really love?
Who are you holding on to?
Who are you dreaming of?
Who do you love?
When it's cold and it's starlight
When the streets are so big and wide
I love you
An ordinary girl
Can make the world alright
Love me all the way
Saturday night
Saturday night
Quarter to five
When the storefronts are closed in paradise
Meet me outside the Cherry Light
You and I walk away
An ordinary girl
Will make the world alright
She'll love me all the way
It's Saturday night, yeah, yeah
Ordinary girl
And all the coloured lights
She'll love me all the way
It's Saturday night
Saturday night
Love me wrong or right
Who do you love?
Who do you really love?
Who do you love?
Who do you really love?
Saturday night, yeah
Saturday night, yeah
Saturday night, yeah
Saturday night, yeah
I love an ordinary girl
She'll make the world alright
She'll love me and I know
Love is Saturday night
Alright, alright, alright
She'll love me

Is this what they call love
Is this what they call love
Is this what they call love
on a Saturday night?
I'm just a man
I'm just a man
Not even a great one
I'm too vain for greatness
Is this what they call love
on a Saturday night?
Is this what they call sex
Is this what they call sex
Is this what they call sex
on a Saturday night?
Time for the night clubs
Time for the night clubs
Providing the soundtrack for
humping on dance floors
Is this what they call sex
on a Saturday night?
Alright
Is this what they call hate
Is this what they call hate
Is this what they call hate
on a Saturday night?
Broken your bottles
Broken your bottles
Thrown like American footballs
Hey its just jocks high on hormones
Is this what they call hate
on a Saturday night?
Alright
Is this what they call hate
on a Saturday night?

Who do you love?
Who do you really love?
Who are you holding on to?
Who are you dreaming of?
Who do you love?
When it's cold and it's starlight
When the streets are so big and wide
I love you
An ordinary girl
Can make the world alright
Love me all the way
Saturday night
Saturday night
Quarter to five
When the storefronts are closed in paradise
Meet me outside the Cherry Light
You and I walk away
An ordinary girl
Will make the world alright
She'll love me all the way
It's Saturday night, yeah, yeah
Ordinary girl
And all the coloured lights
She'll love me all the way
It's Saturday night
Saturday night
Love me wrong or right
Who do you love?
Who do you really love?
Who do you love?
Who do you really love?
Saturday night, yeah
Saturday night, yeah
Saturday night, yeah
Saturday night, yeah
I love an ordinary girl
She'll make the world alright
She'll love me and I know
Love is Saturday night
Alright, alright, alright

I've waited for so long, put up with your shenanigans
I'm going to take you on and you won't know the half of it
I'm gonna put you in your place, you've got the queen, I've got the ace
I'll light you up and smoke you down and watch the rings go round and round
This is woah woah saturday night
Now I don't know what went wrong, thought you would get away with it
Now the band are playing just one song and you shall know the wrath of it
You could have said it to my face any time or any place
I'll light you up and smoke you down and watch your walls come tumbling down
This is woah woah saturday night
I'm gonna put you in your place, you've got the queen, I've got the ace
I'll light you up and smoke you down and watch the rings go round and round

She’s saving all her money trying to get ahead
All the luck in the world wont keep the baby fed
And the boss is on her back and it's getting her down
She’s waiting for the one she loves to come around
He’s building for the future while everybody sleeps
Filling in the cracks on these lonely streets
She says don’t you worry honey it will be okay
One of these days were gonna fly away and he said…
There’s only one Saturday night in every week
Sundays for recovering five days for discovering
Were all walking down the same street
You know there’s only one Saturday night in every week.
He’s a bonefide rebel searching for a cause
But real life got him and now he’s getting bored
Cos he barely makes a living picking up stuff
But all he really wants to do is kick up the dust
She spends her days talking on the phone
Trying to sell you something you don’t wanna own
She’s dreaming of a break from the daily grind
Cos the mans got her working over time and they say..
There’s only one Saturday night in every week
Sundays for recovering five days for discovering
Were all walking down the same street
You know there’s only one Saturday night in every week.
Why wont the world stop spinning around
Why can’t I find my feet when i'm falling down?
There’s only one Saturday night in every week
Sundays for recovering five days for discovering
Were all walking down the same street
You know there’s only one Saturday night in every week.
You know there’s only one Saturday night in every week.

We got the saturday fever, go getting it on
We're gonna party harder right after the door
We'll be singing and carrying on until the .. are gone
We'll be living, laughing, .. on saturday night
Saturday night, we got the feeling
Saturday night, we can't believe it
Saturday night, we got the feeling, a feeling it's right
Oh saturday night
Let not mistaken the love that we're making tonight
You're back on my shell when the magic is heavying right
We're gonna let all the limbos speak
We're gonna jump up and down the street
We'll be living, laughing, .. on saturday night
Saturday night, we got the feeling
Saturday night, we can't believe it
Saturday night, we got the feeling, a feeling it's right
Oh saturday night, saturday night, it's a feeling we know
Saturday night, it's a time to let go
Saturday night, it's a feeling we know
It's a time to let go
We'll be cruising and boosing and taking all over the bars
We're looking for glittery girlies, who may be our stars
I've been looking for someone like you
For any good looker man do
For living, laughter, .. on saturday night
Saturday night, we got the feeling
Saturday night, we can't believe it
Saturday night, we got the feeling, a feeling we know
It's a time to let go
Saturday night, it's a feeling
Saturday night, it's believing

Every night is a Saturday night.
Every night is a Saturday night.
Every night is a Saturday night.
Saturday night for me.
Inner city boulevard, broken and neglected.
When the sun sets, expect the unexpected.
Listen to me closely, I'm a state shooter.
Met a policeman, who calls himself a looter.
Met this girl named Shasiko, in the naked city.
Days can go so very wrong, City of No Pity.
Girl an evil split, it's a two way tour.
Too late now, the devil's knockin' at my door.
Every night is a Saturday night.
Every night is a Saturday night.
Every night is a Saturday night.
Saturday night for me.
I see things a little different
Through the blood in my eyes.
And though you might have fooled them others
I see through your disguise.
I rise, I'm getting by.
No lies, I'm getting high.
I ain't worried 'bout the next hit.
You can bet I'm gettin' mine.
With this Milli by the cord. OG by the zip.
My old lady by my side, and my chrome on my hip.
We hit the freeway, flyin', 21 in the front.
Cheatin' death, but I know the Reaper's still on the hunt.
So What?
Every night is a Saturday night.
Every night is a Saturday night.
Every night is a Saturday night.
Saturday night for me.
Always movin'. Town to town.
Ain't ever gone' slow us down.
Never let up up. Never subside.
Sick of bull. Born to ride.
I got a monkey on my back.
It's a constant reminder.
Let's me know I need to let it go.
There ain't no survivors.
Still I'm sayin', "Fuck it. Roll it. I'm gettin' high."
Though, my lungs and my liver beggin' me to retire.
Every night is a Saturday night.
Every night is a Saturday night.
Every night is a Saturday night.

suzie was one-of-a-kind living a dozen lives
she'd always try and act them out
today she was a pop beauty queen,
then a ranking marine
and it's me in her target now
i don't know how she tells me that she's moving out again expecting i'll be cool with this
i don't know why it feels like such a capital crime to leave her stranded.
she called me with the sound of the road in the background
i know that her focus was a little out
so what was i supposed to do?
i checked her out for a few to see what this was all about
she says she knew we'd always marry it would end up like a fairy tale;
together for all time
i tell her through her long eye lashes that i don't need her hot flashes as she opens her mouth
"why is it on a saturday night, a saturday night?
you had to go and bring me down
it's always on a saturday night, a saturday night
i thought that you would want me" (x2)
"why'd you have to bring me down?"
there's no use turning back
there's no use turning back
suzie called a couple of days ago
she's taking the train
she's making her way out of town
i thought that she was headed to earth but now she's off to mars
"why is it on a saturday night, a saturday night?
you had to go and bring me down
it's always on a saturday night, a saturday night
i thought that you would want me"
"always on a saturday night, a saturday night
you had to go and bring me down

It was a beautiful morning
That Saturday night
I didn't come home till the break of light
And all I can tell you
Is we had some fun
That night was
Second to none
We had fun
Stayed out late
Talked life and
And our fate
As we grow
And times change
I know we're together in this game
Yea yea yea
Oh oh oh
I'll never let go
I can't tell you
'Cause I don't know
Get on the highway of life
Get set ready and go
They'll all move away and
We'll remember the times
The girls the parties and the sterling!!
All intertwined
We had fun
Stayed out late
Talked life and
And our fate
As we grow
And times change
I know we're together in this game
Yea yea yea
Oh oh oh
I'll never let go
So your gonna leave the other
But you always wanna feel secure
Just like a long lost brother

[Chorus:]
It's Saturday night, and I'm feeling real good
Usually I be chilling but tonight I feel like,
I hit the club and get loose
Yeah I feel good and it's Saturday night
Everything going smooth
Gotta call my crew cause tonight be the night
We hit the club and get loose
[Verse 1:]
I'm a laid back chick I don't party much
Once in a while take a sip but I don't drink much
But if the mood's right maybe I will do such
Call my girls up invite 'em over after lunch
Pick an outfit, then get my hair did
Get my nails, make up and all that stuff did
Pump the volume up, base be banging' out
Pop the bottles up, now we wilding out
Put our heels on and head to a restaurant
Got cash so you know we order what we want
Whether is beef, fried chicken or fish
We tip 'em so big so they serve what we wish
A good night this is what it is
We just don't go out clubbing first we cruising
And my boys I call 'em up
Tell 'em where we at and what is up
[Chorus:]
It's Saturday night, and I'm feeling real good
Usually I be chilling but tonight I feel like,
I hit the club and get loose
Yeah I feel good and it's Saturday night
Everything going smooth
Gotta call my crew cause tonight be the night
We hit the club and get loose
[Verse 2:]
Everything still good we stuffed now
And my boys came around, we here now
We bout to hit another spot now
Where we can loosen up a little bit, this how it gets down
Real cool here's what it do
Step inn in slow motion when we coming through
And everybody looking our way, yeah we so fly
Take our jacket hang 'em up, you know why
But look ain't in the club yet
Saturday night it ain't about going of to sweat
We like to hang out and chill out, sort problems out
So hello waitress, serve another two rounds!
We good people we share what we have son
You most welcome feel free to grab one
So ya crew, call 'em up
Tell 'em where you at and what is up!
When we in the club let me show you how it goes
Everybody get down move real low
Don't care what they say cause really they don't know
How you gets down in the club real low
[Chorus:]
It's Saturday night, and I'm feeling real good
Usually I be chilling but tonight I feel like,
I hit the club and get loose
Yeah I feel good and it's Saturday night
Everything going smooth
Gotta call my crew cause tonight be the night

Saturday night, I feel the air's getting hot
Like you baby
I'll make you mine you know I'll take you to the top
I'll drive you crazy
Saturday night, dance, I like the way you move
Pretty baby
It's party time and not one minute we can lose
Be my baby
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - Be my baby
Da ba da dan dee dee dee da
Nee na na na - Pretty baby
Saturday - saturday
Saturday night
Saturday night

Saturday night, Saturday night
We all get together on Saturday night
Put on your shoes, go downtown
Do nothing but walk around
On a Sunday or a Monday you can't do it right
Ain't ya glad we got Saturday night
Early in the evening all week long
Sit on the stoop and sing your little song
Cry on your pillow when things go wrong
And wait for a Saturday night
Saturday night, Saturday night
We all get together on Saturday night
Look at the girls and what do we do
Turn around and see if they're lookin' to
On a Sunday or a Monday you can't do it right
Ain't ya glad we got Saturday night
Old timers down at Leadbetter's store
Tell ya young folks ain't like they were before
They're going to the dogs
You can see it more and more
Especially on a Saturday night
Saturday evening when the works all done
Come on along and we'll have a little fun
We're sort of quiet and got a home spun
That we're wild on a Saturday Night
Easy Now
Saturday night, Saturday night
We all get together on Saturday night
Whooooooooo...
Ain't ya glad we got Saturday night
Everybody now
Saturday night, Saturday night
We all get together on Saturday night
We do things you've never seen
Ain't coming home 'til twelve-eighteen
On a Sunday or a Monday you can't do it right
Ain't ya glad we got Saturday night
Ain't ya glad we got Saturday night
Green, green on a Saturday night
Ain't ya glad we got Saturday night

I hear the barley calling my name
So I put on my best shoes and head down New St.
Where the welcome mat hurries me in
A pint glass awaits to drown my sins
Looking in the windowpane, looking in the glass.
Seeing my reflection, seeing my past
Sitting at the same bar, playing that same game
Drinking that same beer, killing that same pain
Well little Mikey was only 16
He's on top of the punk rock scene
Rasing his fist for a political fight
And he can't do wrong and only a right
And his mother can't tell him
No one can tell him
He wagered this war he's gonna win the fight
Thirty years later, still singing for tonight
[Chorus]
Saturday night, reminisce and renegade. We're on a mission to no submission.
The brigade, the youth is on the loose tonight and we shout it out loud!
Saturday night! Saturday night! Saturday night! We've got to do it right!
Saturday night! Saturday night! Saturday night! Tonight's the night!
The clock strikes 12, the sun has gone down
The party's risin' up, risin' up in your hometown
And the spirit's in the street, and the fire's in their eyes and
They're living for the moment, their passion never dies
And she looks him in the face, she said she would never leave and
Her whispers still haunt him and he still believes
[Chorus]
We'll go to the bottom of every bottle
The end of theline on every story
Those times we miss, those times we reminisce
Those were the good old days
I hold in heart and cherish. Never forget
[Chorus]
Tonight's the night we've gotta do it right!
The clock strikes 12, the sun's gone down
The party's rises up, risin' up in Burlington.
Saturday night, reminisce and renegade. We're on a mission to no submission.

Cold black tires chase telephone wires
And oh, I drive to work
I trust my best years
To the fits and fires of warring gears
And oh, I drive to work
Follow the road and do what you're told
Sing us a song and then run along
I'm happy where I am
Oh, Saturday night
Take me in your arms
I flash a smile to my friends in the car
Oh, Saturday night
Oh, Saturday night
What a friend you are
I'm falling prey to your drink and your charms
Oh, Saturday night
Life begs money
So does my honey
So I drive to work
I'm happy where I am
Oh, Saturday night
Take me in your arms
I flash a smile to my friends in the car
Oh, Saturday night
Oh, Saturday night
What a friend you are
I'm falling prey to your drink and your charms
Oh, Saturday night
Oh, Saturday night

Dee, dee, na, na, na
Saturday night, I feel the air
Is getting hot like you baby
I'll make you mine you know
I'll take you to the top, I'll drive you crazy
Saturday night, dance, I like
The way you move, pretty baby
It's party time and not one
Minute we can lose, be my baby
Da, ba, da, dan, dee, dee, dee, da
Nee, na, na, na be my baby
Da, ba, da, dan, dee, dee, dee, da
Nee, na, na, na, pretty baby
Saturday night, I feel the air
Is getting hot like you baby
I'll make you mine you know
I'll take you to the top, I'll drive you crazy
Saturday night, dance, I like
The way you move, pretty baby
It's party time and not one
Minute we can lose, be my baby
Saturday night, dance, I like
The way you move, pretty baby
It's party time and not one
Minute we can lose, be my baby, ooh, ooh
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday night, Saturday night

Chorus:
Saturday night, we're ready to fall in love
It's like a trail going straight to your heart
Saturday night, we're going to the heart of town
We won't go home until the breaking of dawn
Bridge:
I'm riding in the summer wind
I'm riding on my motorbike
I'm cruising on the boulevard
I'm cruising with my motorbike
Rap 1:
Don't you call me a macho man
This is a thing I don't understand
Don't you call me a womanizer
I am just a little bit wiser
But riding on my motorbike
Is a thing I really like
And I'm going straight to town
Looking for some girls that hang around
Hang around
Chorus
Bridge
Rap 2:
Cruising up and down the road
I'm looking for some extra load
Just have a look on my machine
Something you have never seen
Won't you join me on a ride
Be my love and be my pride
Come on, let's have some fun tonight
Rub a dub a dub - it is alright
It is alright
Saturday night
Saturday night
Saturday night
We won't go home until the breaking of dawn
Chorus
Bridge
Saturday night
Saturday night

Every week and minute, I sit here thinkin´ of you
Can´t wait 2 get in it, I´m waitin´ for the week to be trough
Saturday is the only day I wake up thinkin´ bout
Cuz any other day is just another day no doubt
Cuz everytime I think about you thoughts go trough my mind
And everybody is working for the weekend
Everything is open on saturday night
Do knock out all my fellows with their hunneysz by my side
The DJ spins a record till it hits the morning light
And everythings gonna be OK, Cuz it´s a saturday
Ain´t thinkin bout Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday It´s alright
Ain´t thinkin bout Thursday or Friday cuz tonight´s a Saturday night
Every week and hour, I think about you sitting right by my side
And I can´t wait much longer, wanna show you how I feel for you tonight
Saturday is the only day I wake up thinkin´ bout
Cuz any other day is just another day no doubt
Cuz everytime I think about you thoughts go trough my mind
And everybody is working for the weekend
Everything is open on a saturday night
Do knock out all my fellows with their hunneysz by my side
The DJ spins a record till it hits the morning light
And everythings gonna be OK, Cuz it´s a saturday
Everything is open on a saturday night
Do knock out all my fellows with their hunneysz by my side
The DJ spins a record till it hits the morning light
And everythings gonna be OK, Cuz it´s a saturday
Ain´t thinkin bout Monday or Thuesday or Wednesday It´s allright
Ain´t thinkin bout Thursday or Friday cuz tonight it´s Saturday night
Saturday is the only day I wake up thinkin´ bout
Cuz any other day is just another day no doubt
Cuz everytime I think about you thoughts go trough my mind
And everybody is working for the weekend
Everything is open on a saturday night
Do knock out all my fellows with their hunneysz by my side
The DJ spins a record till it hits the morning light
And everythings gonna be OK, Cuz it´s a saturday
Ain´t thinkin bout Monday or Thuesday or Wednesday It´s allright
Ain´t thinkin bout Thursday or Friday cuz tonight it´s Saturday night
Everything is open on a saturday night
Do knock out all my fellows with their hunneysz by my side
The DJ spins a record till it hits the morning light
And everythings gonna be OK, Cuz it´s a saturday
Everything is open on a saturday night
Do knock out all my fellows with their hunneysz by my side
The DJ spins a record till it hits the morning light

My heart stops every time the puck drops
But I come alive
My Paulette do you call me at all
You can spare you the dime
Unless you know about Gordy and the 52/40 night
Don't you call me at all
Not on a Saturday night
It Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday night
In my dreams the Nordics get back the team
And win the cup in twenty-seventeen
When Aprils here gonna grow our beards
And the neighbours won't like
That it's week night every night
Any night is Saturday night
When McCarty got his hat trick
On Patrick, it was Saturday night
When sittler scored 10 Dave Reece
Never played again
On a saturady night
I got my first kiss right on my girsl lips
I knew it was right
Behind centennial arenas
On a cold dark Saturday night
Saturday, Saturday, Saturday
Saturday night
I dream the jets would get back the team
And look ma they got back the team
When April is here were gonna grow our beards
And the neighbours won't like
That is week night every night
Any night is Saturday night
*Saturday night*
Ooooooo
*Saturday night*
I remember it well
It was cold as hell
And you were looking real nice
See I was working the arena
And I grew a little every time
I seen you babe
We had everything to gain
Nothing to loose
Nothing to prove
Oh I'd seen the light
If you wanna get that love
Make it week night every night
Any night is Saturday night
Week night every night

Saturday Night! (Come on now)
Saturday Night!
We're gonna have a good time
Gonna let our hair down
Saturday Night!
Monday morning at the break of dawn
I'm waking up to the light alone
Out the door for work I'm gone
Waitin' on Saturday
Tuesday, Wednesday - it's all the same
Thursday I'm counting down the days
Friday I'm gonna get paid
And spend it on Saturday
Saturday Night! (Come on now)
Saturday Night!
We're gonna have a good time
Gonna let our hair down
Saturday Night!
Well Sunday Morning I go to Church
I say my prayers and read the Word
Tryin' to find forgiveness for what I did Saturday
Saturday Night! (Come on now)
Saturday Night!
We're gonna have a good time
Gonna let our hair down
Saturday Night!
Saturday Night! (Come on now)
Saturday Night!
We're gonna have a good time
Gonna let our hair down
Saturday Night!
Everybody wants to have a good time tonight
Everybody wants to have a little fun
We're all here so let's get started right now
I've been waiting for this all week - I know I'm not the only one!
I hope that you don't get me wrong
Every day's a gift from God
But there is one I'm looking for - waitin' on Saturday
Saturday Night! (Come on now)
Saturday Night!
We're gonna have a good time
Gonna let our hair down
Saturday Night!
Saturday Night! (It's alright!)
Saturday Night!
We're gonna have a good time
Gonna let our hair down