3:37
Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6
The world's most successful companies know that social media is a powerful marketing tool,...
published: 21 Nov 2012
3:46
The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital - Onion Talks - Ep. 9
Nathan Eslinger has spent his career designing cutting-edge websites, like his extremely p...
published: 12 Dec 2012
1:14
Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth's Geography
Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself...
published: 28 Dec 2012
2:02
Breaking News: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere
Excruciating up-to-the-minute coverage of some irrelevant bullshit story that has no ramif...
published: 09 Mar 2010
3:32
Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1
Young media professional Cameron Hughes delivers a compelling argument for his vision of t...
published: 17 Oct 2012
1:09
Jodie Foster Inspires Teens To Come Out Using Vague, Rambling Riddles
After sort of, maybe coming out during her Golden Globes speech, Jodie Foster is inspiring...
published: 09 Feb 2013
2:32
Internet Scam Alert: Most "Kickstarter" Projects Just Useless Crap
Internet criminals are using a website called "Kickstarter" to bilk friends and families o...
published: 04 Jul 2012
3:39
Loudness Equals Power - Onion Talks - Ep. 2
Every day we interact with thousands of incredibly loud people, but Barry Buchwalter doesn...
published: 24 Oct 2012
4:03
Stabbing Ignorance With Glass Ceiling Shards - Onion Talks - Ep. 10
For Nicole Anderson, breaking the glass ceiling isn't enough for women's equality. The raz...
published: 19 Dec 2012
2:18
Hot Kids - Teachers, Ep. 2
The hit series from The Onion's Family Channel explores the joys and sorrows of America's ...
published: 08 Feb 2013
2:45
The Burtons - Teachers, Ep. 3
The hit series from The Onion's Family Channel explores the joys and sorrows of America's ...
published: 15 Feb 2013
4:10
The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney
Your pathetic, statistically meaningless vote is more important than ever this year. To he...
published: 13 Oct 2012
1:25
New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner
Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them...
published: 13 Jul 2012
2:01
What Is Your Amateur Porn Telling Employers About You?
The First Responders discuss how to keep the amateur porn you make from affecting your job...
published: 29 Sep 2012
Vimeo results:
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At the Opera
A really moving night at the opera. A short film by Juan Pablo Zaramella. *Annecy 2011 Of...
published: 12 Dec 2010
0:27
Mutual Savings Bank - "Hi!" - Featuring Tina Fey
Facebook.com/OnionFilms In 1995, we cast a terrific young Second City cast member for thi...
published: 16 Jun 2010
2:42
CONSUMING SPIRITS (trailer) by Chris Sullivan
Coming Soon to: The Gene Siskel Film Center ,Chicago Ill. Jan 25th thru 31st Northwest Fil...
published: 12 Nov 2010
0:54
Weekly Address: Jobs Creation
As covered by The Onion: http://onion.com/aqF8Vf As the President beats back lobbyists se...
published: 22 Jun 2010

Youtube results:
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Florida To Experiment With New 600-Lever Voting Machine
MIAMI—Responding to widespread criticism of voting procedures that have plagued the state ...
published: 14 Oct 2012
2:59
Ducks Go Quack, Chickens Say Cluck - Onion Talks - Ep. 3
The duck says quack, while some animals on the farm take quite a different approach. Award...
published: 31 Oct 2012
3:15
Facebook CIA Project: The Onion News Network
onion.news.network Facebook CIA...
published: 19 Mar 2011
2:46
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
The MacBook Wheel lets consumers accomplish everyday tasks like typing with just a few doz...
published: 06 Jan 2009