Sex and the City

A sensuous and ironic sitcom about four young, desirable, virtually inseparable New York bachelorettes who lead and confide in each-other their ever changing and confusing sex lives, as different as their natures. Carrie Bradshaw is a charming petite columnist, and often the narrator of the story, either writing her copy or off screen, constantly tossing up and rejecting different views on just about anything that does or might impact modern women's sex lives; she tries almost everything, is constantly disappointed, but always seems to return to a certain Mr. Big. Miranda Hobbes is a red-hair lawyer determined to score professionally and to be tough in love to, yet her only faithful lover is an insecure nerd. Charlotte York is a gallery-managing wasp from a prestigious, super-rich family, with high old-fashioned moral standards for her lovable but insecure self but unfortunately almost impossible to live up to for any lover, whenever she can find a socially acceptable one. Samantha Jones is every feminist's hero, and the utterly unashamed voice of lust at their meetings: an acclaimed PR agent and unstoppable nymphomaniac man-eater who can flirt the pants off almost any man (often literally and fast) and always feels like more, without a hint of commitment, claiming this is the age for woman to do what men always did to them.

Cast

• Sarah Jessica Parker
• Cynthia Nixon
• Kim Cattrall
• Kristin Davis
• Chris Noth
• David Eigenberg
• John Corbett
• Willie Garson
• Kyle MacLachlan
• Evan Handler
• Jason Lewis
• Lynn Cohen
• Sean Palmer
• Mario Cantone

• Season 1
• Episode 1: Sex and the City
  [last lines]::Carrie Bradshaw: Have you ever been in love?::Mr. Big: Abso-fucking-lutely!...
• Episode 2: Models and Mortals
  Nick Waxler: Why fuck the girl in the skirt, when you can fuck the girl in the ad for the skirt?...
• Episode 3: Bay of Married Pigs
  Samantha Jones: [drunk, to Carrie, on the possibility that Carrie's boyfriend will propose to her] I...
• Episode 4: Valley of the Twenty-Something Guys
  Miranda Hobbes: If he goes up your butt, will he respect you more or respect you less? That's the is...
• Episode 5: The Power of Female Sex
  Samantha: Money is power, sex is power, therefore, getting money for sex is simply an exchange of po...
• Episode 6: Secret Sex
  Carrie Bradshaw: [regarding Mr. Big] The thing is, I was dying to sleep with him, but isn't delayed ...
• Episode 7: The Monogamists
  Carrie: I've done the merry go round I've been through the revolving door I feel like I met somebody...
• Episode 8: Three's a Crowd
  Shrink: [Miranda is having dreams about having not been selected for a hypothetical threesome by any...
• Episode 9: The Turtle and the Hare
  Miranda Hobbes: You haven't met the *Rabbit*.::Samantha Jones: Oh, come on. If you're going to get a...
• Episode 10: The Baby Shower
  Charlotte: [about an old friend taking the name she made up when she was 11] She stole my baby name!...
• Episode 11: The Drought
  Miranda: [to a heckling construction worker] You got what I want? You got what I need? What I WANT.....
• Episode 12: Oh Come All Ye Faithful
  Charlotte York: Is he a good kisser?::Samantha Jones: Oh, who the fuck cares? His dick is like a ghe...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Take Me Out to the Ball Game
  Carrie: Miranda was a huge fan of the Yankees. I was a huge fan of being anywhere you could smoke an...
• Episode 2: The Awful Truth
  Three of the girls wrestle with the delicate question what to tell or discretely left unmentioned wi...
• Episode 3: The Freak Show
  Carrie: That was the day I came face to face with my freak: The frightening woman whose fear ate her...
• Episode 4: They Shoot Single People, Don't They?
  'Bradley Cooper (I)' (qv) and 'Matthew Morrison (I)' (qv) both made their TV debuts in this episode....
• Episode 5: Four Women and a Funeral
  SPOILER: In the episode "Four Women and a Funeral", Samantha is a social outcast. In the original sh...
• Episode 6: The Cheating Curve
  Carrie: Someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they t...
• Episode 7: The Chicken Dance
  Carrie: It was all very familiar. She was having a dejà-fuck....
• Episode 8: The Man, the Myth, the Viagra
  Carrie Bradshaw: I have a huge favor to ask: I want you to know my friends better.::Mr. Big: I know ...
• Episode 9: Old Dogs, New Dicks
  The girls wrestle with the question how and if partners can/want to change for each-other. For Miran...
• Episode 10: The Caste System
  Mr. Big: Listen. I know what you're really pissed off about. But it's just something I've gotta do i...
• Episode 11: Evolution
  Samantha: I need a new gynecologist. Do you like yours?::Miranda: Not right now, no.::Samantha: Well...
• Episode 12: La Douleur Exquise!
  Carrie: Charlotte felt like Cinderella... Cinderella in a dirty, kinky, freaked out storybook parall...
• Episode 13: Games People Play
  Carrie Bradshaw: So why are you in therapy. Seriously?::Seth: I'm really fucked up about women. Afte...
• Episode 14: The Fuck Buddy
  Samantha: Carrie, you can't date your fuck buddy....
• Episode 15: Shortcomings
  [Charlotte York has just discovered that Samantha Jones has slept with her brother Wesley]::Charlott...
• Episode 16: Was It Good for You?
  Samantha: [on the subject of Charlotte's boyfriend who fell asleep during sex] Of course it's her fa...
• Episode 17: Twenty-Something Girls vs. Thirty-Something Women
  Carrie: And then I realised something, twenty-something girls are just fabulous, until you see one w...
• Episode 18: Ex and the City
  [on meeting Big's new girlfriend]::Carrie: [quoting "The Way We Were"] Your girl is lovely, Hubbell....
• Season 3
• Episode 1: Where There's Smoke...
  Charlotte: I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?::Miranda: Who? The Whit...
• Episode 2: Politically Erect
  Stanford: I can only stay a few minutes. I got tickets to the Vagina Monologues.::Carrie: Why?::Stan...
• Episode 3: Attack of the Five Foot Ten Woman
  Carrie: She's shiny Hair Style Section Vera Wang and I'm the sex column they run next to ads for pen...
• Episode 4: Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl...
  Sean: [ice skating] You know it might be easier to balance without the cigarette.::Carrie: Cigarette...
• Episode 5: No Ifs, Ands or Butts
  Miranda: You haven't had a crush since Big.::Carrie: Big wasn't a crush. He was a crash....
• Episode 6: Are We Sluts?
  Carrie feels horrible that it didn't even cross her mind that Aidan, her best date since long, doesn...
• Episode 7: Drama Queens
  Charlotte: Allow me to get right to the point. After careful consideration, I have decided that this...
• Episode 8: The Big Time
  Carrie: One woman's Titanic is another woman's Love Boat....
• Episode 9: Easy Come, Easy Go
  Samantha: I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk...::[Charlotte storms out of the coffee s...
• Episode 10: All or Nothing
  Samantha: Until he says "I love you", you're a free agent.::Carrie: What is this? The Rules Accordin...
• Episode 11: Running with Scissors
  Carrie: [to Big] You and I are so over we need a new word for it....
• Episode 12: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
  Charlotte gets married to Trey in this episode....
• Episode 13: Escape from New York
  Samantha: I have a date with a dildo....
• Episode 14: Sex and Another City
  Miranda: [Noticing the hot tub full of Playmates at a Playboy Mansion party] Tit soup!...
• Episode 15: Hot Child in the City
  Mrs. Adams: [Wade and Carrie have been smoking pot at Wade's house. Wade's parents come home early a...
• Episode 16: Frenemies
  Carrie Bradshaw: Have you met Liz? She works in TV.::Guy: Get outta here! I love TV!...
• Episode 17: What Goes Around Comes Around
  Carrie: The universe may not always play fair, but at least it's got a hell of a sense of humor....
• Episode 18: Cock-a-Doodle-Do
  Mr. Big: Stay.::Carrie: I can't.::Mr. Big: Why not?::Carrie: Because, dear friend, you and I are lik...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: The Agony and the Ex-tacy
  Carrie: [leaving a message for Big] Hey, uh, I think you're still in England but, uh, its midnight h...
• Episode 2: The Real Me
  Carrie: You're Heidi Klum!...
• Episode 3: Defining Moments
  Samantha: [to Carrie about Big] Have fun, just don't have amnesia....
• Episode 4: What's Sex Got to Do with It?
  [mocking Samantha's announcement that she is now a lesbian]::Miranda Hobbes: Oh, I forgot to tell yo...
• Episode 5: Ghost Town
  Charlotte: It's like we live in the Museum of Natural Ugliness!...
• Episode 6: Baby, Talk Is Cheap
  Aidan Shaw: You broke my heart!...
• Episode 7: Time and Punishment
  Carrie Bradshaw: Aidan, you can't keep punishing me, and I can't keep punishing me. I made a mistake...
• Episode 8: My Motherboard, My Self
  [Charlotte, on seeing the tacky floral arrangement at Miranda's mother's funeral]::Charlotte: They w...
• Episode 9: Sex and the Country
  Carrie: You can't make friends with a squirrel. Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits....
• Episode 10: Belles of the Balls
  Carrie: I'm thinking balls are to men, what purses are to women. It's just a little bag but we'd fee...
• Episode 11: Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda
  Miranda: [on finding out she is pregnant] WHY didn't I use a condom?::Carrie: You didn't use a condo...
• Episode 12: Just Say Yes
  Miranda: I don't know why they call it "morning sickness" when it's all *fucking* day long. Unless i...
• Episode 13: The Good Fight
  Carrie: You can stay here with your boxes of shit and your shoe-eating dog, and knock yourself out p...
• Episode 14: All That Glitters
  The title is based upon a quote from 'William Shakespeare (I)' (qv)'s play "The Merchant of Venice" ...
• Episode 15: Change of a Dress
  Samantha: [to the girls] I think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.::Carrie: Now it's air...
• Episode 16: Ring a Ding Ding
  Charlotte York: Carrie, I love you. But it is not my job to fix your finances. You are a thire-five-...
• Episode 17: A 'Vogue' Idea
  [in the Vogue accessories closet]::Carrie Bradshaw: [shrieks as she picks up a pair of shoes] Oh my ...
• Episode 18: I Heart NY
  Samantha Jones: Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good you can't get it anymore. If it's bad...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Anchors Away
  Charlotte: Everyone knows you only get two great loves in your life.::Carrie: Everyone who? Where'd ...
• Episode 2: Unoriginal Sin
  Carrie: [dedicating her book] To single women everywhere, and one in particular... my good friend Ch...
• Episode 3: Luck Be an Old Lady
  [a fat jerk wants Miranda to leave a blackjack table when they're in Atlantic City]::Jerk One: Hey r...
• Episode 4: Cover Girl
  [Miranda's new "Weight Watchers" boyfriend is a messy lover to which Carrie quips]::Carrie: Miranda'...
• Episode 5: Plus One Is the Loneliest Number
  Carrie: That's my call, can you hang on?::Charlotte: [the doorbell rings] No, I can't. That's the lo...
• Episode 6: Critical Condition
  Samantha: [about a vibrator] That one actually works against you. If we wanted to work that hard we'...
• Episode 7: The Big Journey
  Samantha: Sex with an ex can be depressing. If it's good you can't get it anymore, if it's bad you j...
• Episode 8: I Love a Charade
  Charlotte: She can marry a gay guy but you can't marry an Episcopalian?...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: To Market, to Market
  Samantha Jones: No smoking in bars? What's next, no fucking in bars?::Miranda Hobbes: Well, first th...
• Episode 2: Great Sexpectations
  Carrie: You've traded Steve-o for TiVo...
• Episode 3: The Perfect Present
  Charlotte: Doesn't that waiter look familiar?::Samantha: I fucked him.::Carrie: Oh. *That* guy....
• Episode 4: Pick-A-Little, Talk-A-Little
  Charlotte York: Oh, good morning Mrs. Collier. I'm a Jew now. How are you?...
• Episode 5: Lights, Camera, Relationship
  Miranda: [stomps her foot while on the phone at Steve's] DAMMIT! I fucked up Debbie's B!...
• Episode 6: Hop, Skip, and a Week
  Mr. Big: How are things with that guy, Hot Dog?::Carrie: Berger....
• Episode 7: The Post-it Always Sticks Twice
  Charlotte: Is it safe to buy pot from strangers?::Miranda: They're not strangers, they're our new fr...
• Episode 8: The Catch
  Charlotte York: I'm having a Jewish wedding and I look like Hitler!...
• Episode 9: A Woman's Right to Shoes
  Harry Goldenblatt: Oh, I get it. We got kind of an ass-white couch situation here....
• Episode 10: Boy, Interrupted
  Carrie: You know what the craziest thing is? I actually thought after everything I've been through, ...
• Episode 11: The Domino Effect
  Charlotte York: Big is in town?::Carrie Bradshaw: Yeah, he's having a little heart thing done.::Mira...
• Episode 12: One
  Carrie: When will waiting for "the one"... be done?...
• Episode 13: Let There Be Light
  Charlotte York: When did it become fall?::Anthony: Somewhere between your ovaries and my boredom....
• Episode 14: The Ick Factor
  Miranda Hobbes: [shopping for a wedding dress] I said, "no white, no ivory, no nothing that says 'vi...
• Episode 15: Catch-38
  Miranda: I'm sorry, Steve, I'm an asshole.::Steve Brady: Yeah, you are, but you're my asshole.::Mira...
• Episode 16: Out of the Frying Pan
  Miranda: I know, I can't move to Brooklyn, even cabs won't go there!...
• Episode 17: The Cold War
  Charlotte: [when Charlotte's dog gets on heat at the dog show] I once won a junior-gymnastics meet w...
• Episode 18: Splat!
  [Carrie and Miranda are fighting because Miranda does not want Carrie to move to Paris with Petrovsk...
• Episode 19: An American Girl in Paris: Part Une
  [at Carrie's very emotional and weepy goodbye dinner a few hours before Carrie is leaving for Paris ...
• Episode 20: An American Girl in Paris: Part Deux
  Charlotte: [hearing the front door open] Hi, honey. I'm a bad wife. I ordered Chinese.::Harry: I got...

• Sex And The City - Vybz Kartel
• Sex And The City - Amber

Ah fi di tight hole gyal dem alone
Gyal, yuh no dedi dedi
yuh nuh old woman yuh no dedi, dedi
yuh pum pum ready,yuh nuh dedi dedi
Gyal yuh nuh stretch out like thready thready
Cock up and whine little gyal yuh nuh dedi dedi
yuh pussy live yuh nuh dedi dedi
spin and go roun pon di merry merry
dah fuck yah name blackberry
Cocky ah go ring inna yuh pussy noo
Cock up your batty and pose like a a domino
baby mek me see you whine up yuh body noo
Backshot ah make me bruise up mi cocky no
turn it around, gyal
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mek me put the hickey pon yuh tittie yooo
the bull dog make yuh kitty meoww
cah dah one ah name sex and the city yooo
grab ah man gyal, how yuh love the buddy no.
freakness ah dem ting deh yuh ah study now (do ah threesome)
that yuh tell your hussy now.
if ah me, mi say yes mi nuh fussy yoo
(but yuh nuh easy)
yuh pussy pretty yooo,
mek me put the hickey pon yuh tittie yooo
the bull dog make yuh kitty meoww
cah dah one ah name sex and the city yooo
di one ah name cock up the case, look inna mi face
buddy pussy race gi deh cocky yah ah brace.
cock up the case, look inna mi face
buddy pussy race gi deh cocky yah ah brace
addi have the base fi yuh whine up ya waist
addi have the base fi yuh whine up ya waistinna di
crowd ca u nah watch nuh face
do it inna crowd ca u nah watch nuh face
She could ah thinna dan grabba yoo
maaga gyal come climb pon the ladder yo
fat woman come bring it to the dadda yoo
yuh breast dem cuda longa dan ya madda cow
(but yuh nuh easy)
yuh pussy pretty yooo,
let me put the hickey pon yuh tittie yooo
the bull dog make yuh kitty meoww
cah ah one ah name sex and the city yooo
hey black woman come ere for the link yoo
white gyal fuck me quicker than a quint yoo
japanese gyal chung lang ching yao
bleach out face gyal mi ah fuck yuh till yuh pink yoo (HAHA)
yuh pussy pretty yooo,
mek me put the hickey pon yuh tittie yooo
the bull dog make yuh kitty meoww
cah ah one ah name sex and the city yooo
di one ah name cock up the case, look inna mi face
buddy pussy race gi deh cocky yah ah brace.
cock up the case, look inna mi face
buddy pussy race gi deh cocky yah ah brace
addi have the base fi yuh whine up ya waiste
addi have the base fi yuh whine up ya waiste
inna di crowd ca u nah watch nuh face
do it inna crowd ca u nah watch nuh face

You wake up in the morning
Thinking it is just another day
You're answering your phone girl
It turns out that your David is gay
Meeting up with your girls for the lunch
Talking about men in general
The one to get finally married
Got cheated on after all
This is sex and the city
Welcome to the craziest place
This is sex and the city
The ultimate sexual of me
This is sex and the city
Da da da da hey..
Gets to work there's another party
Trying to get over your ex
Borrow a car, borrow us a car
Tell us lady
You'll find yourself having sex
(Did you see what she was doing, girl no she didn't)
This is sex and the city
Welcome to the craziest place
This is sex and the city
The ultimate sexual of me
This is sex and the city

Famous quotes by Sex and the City:

"It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!"

"But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."

"Are there some women put in the world just to make you feel bad about yourself?"

"I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it."

"You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'."

"Maybe all men are a drug. Sometimes they bring you down and sometimes, like now, they get you so high.""

"Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them."

"Maybe mistakes are what make our fate... without them what would shape our lives? Maybe if we had never veered off course we wouldn't fall in love, have babies, or be who we are. After all, things change, so do cities, people come into your life and they go. But it's comforting to know that the ones you love are always in your heart... and if you're very lucky, a plane ride away"

"When you're young, your whole life is about the pursuit of fun. Then, you grow up and learn to be cautious. You could break a bone or a heart. You look before you leap and sometimes you don't leap at all because there's not always someone there to catch you. And in life, there's no safety net. When did it stop being fun and start being scary?"

"Later that day I got to thinking about relationships. There are those that open you up to something new and exotic, those that are old and familiar, those that bring up lots of questions, those that bring you somewhere unexpected, those that bring you far from where you started, and those that bring you back. But the most exciting, challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. And if you can find someone to love the you you love, well, that's just fabulous."