Frasier Filmography

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Frasier

Eminent Boston Psychiatrist, Frasier Crane, last seen gracing the bars of Cheers has left his life there to start afresh in Seattle. He now has a spot as a popular radio Psychiatrist, giving him the chance to spread words of wit and wisdom to the masses. He shares his apartment with his retired cop father, Martin, and his father's physical care assistant, Daphne Moon. Add in brother Niles, Eddie the dog, some bizarre situations and plenty of humour and you've got all the ingredients for an excellent show and worthy successor to Cheers.

Cast

• Kelsey Grammer
• David Hyde Pierce
• Peri Gilpin
• John Mahoney
• Jane Leeves
• Moose
• Enzo the Dog
• Dan Butler
• Wendie Malick
• Bebe Neuwirth
• Edward Hibbert
• Tom McGowan
• Millicent Martin
• Felicity Huffman
• Harriet Sansom Harris
• Patrick Kerr
• Jane Adams
• Saul Rubinek

• Season 1
• Episode 1: The Good Son
  Frasier: Six months ago, I was living in Boston. My wife had left me, which was very painful. Then s...
• Episode 2: Space Quest
  [Frasier is unintentionally overhearing Roz talk on the phone]::Roz: Gary? I broke up with him three...
• Episode 3: Dinner at Eight
  Martin: Oh, it's supposed to resist wrinkles. They had one in the display window wadded up inside a ...
• Episode 4: I Hate Frasier Crane
  [Daphne has a psychic flash when she picks up photos from Martin's unsolved murder]::Daphne: I see a...
• Episode 5: Here's Looking at You
  Daphne: And you know as well as I do that history is full of sexy limpers. For instance, Franklin De...
• Episode 6: The Crucible
  Frasier: God, I hate lawyers.::Niles: Me too. But they make wonderful patients: they have excellent ...
• Episode 7: Call Me Irresponsible
  Niles: I'll dispense with the usual adolescent teasing and come straight to the point: who was that ...
• Episode 8: Beloved Infidel
  Daphne: Working down at the docks has always been a tradition for us Moons. My father worked on the ...
• Episode 9: Selling Out
  Bebe: You have a way of cutting through the baloney that knocks me cold....
• Episode 10: Oops
  Niles: I really have to go. I'm conducting a seminar on multiple personality disorders, and it takes...
• Episode 11: Death Becomes Him
  [Frasier attends a Shiva, and is confused by the black drapes on the mirrors]::Aunt Bobbie: We alway...
• Episode 12: Miracle on Third or Fourth Street
  Daphne: I promised my Uncle Jackie I'd fly down to San Francisco to be with him.::Martin: Well, I gu...
• Episode 13: Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast
  Frasier: Oh please, nobody refers to having sex as "getting lucky" anymore.::Niles: I do....
• Episode 14: Can't Buy Me Love
  [Niles watches Martin working out a chess problem]::Niles: Uh-uh.::[Martin reaches for another piece...
• Episode 15: You Can't Tell a Crook by His Cover
  Niles: I'll have a decaf latte, and please be sure to use skim milk.::Frasier: I'll have the same.::...
• Episode 16: The Show Where Lilith Comes Back
  Roz: We have a caller on the line who disagrees with your advice.::Frasier: Oh? Hello, I'm listening...
• Episode 17: A Mid-Winter Night's Dream
  Niles: Double Cappuccino, half-caf, not-fat milk, with just enough foam to be aesthetically pleasing...
• Episode 18: And the Whimper Is...
  The title is based on the phrase "And the winner is..." which was made famous by presenters at the A...
• Episode 19: Give Him the Chair!
  [off-screen, Eddie is barking]::Frasier: What is the matter with him?::Daphne: He saw your father's ...
• Episode 20: Fortysomething
  Carrie: Excuse me, Dr. Crane?::Dr. Frasier Crane: Hi, Carrie.::Carrie: Hi. I have your pants.::Bob '...
• Episode 21: Travels with Martin
  [Frasier agrees to go on a Winnebago trip with Martin]::Frasier: You've got to come with us!::Niles:...
• Episode 22: Author, Author
  Frasier: I do not have a fat face.::Niles: Oh, please. I keep wondering how long you're going to sto...
• Episode 23: Frasier Crane's Day Off
  Niles: This is Dr. Niles Crane, filling in for my ailing brother, Dr. Frasier Crane. Although I feel...
• Episode 24: My Coffee with Niles
  Martin: Come on, we've gotta hurry up because the boys are taking us to Hoppy's Old Heidleberg tonig...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Slow Tango in South Seattle
  [Bulldog and Gil are reading passages from a romance novel]::Bulldog: [laughing] "I wept as our bodi...
• Episode 2: The Unkindest Cut of All
  Frasier: Where are the Thomasons? Why is that dog still here?::Daphne: I'm sorry, Dr. Crane, but the...
• Episode 3: The Matchmaker
  [Frasier tries to comfort Daphne who's unhappy with her love life]::Frasier: I know how bleak these ...
• Episode 4: Flour Child
  Frasier: Oh Niles, I don't have time to stand here and listen to your insanity. I have to go steal a...
• Episode 5: Duke's, We Hardly Knew Ye
  Frasier: What say we go celebrate with a nice dinner at an exclusive boite?::Niles: Yes, but the que...
• Episode 6: The Botched Language of Cranes
  Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe: [entering the recording studio] Hey, Doc. I need some advice. I feel a cold c...
• Episode 7: The Candidate
  Roz: Don't you both owe each other an apology?::Frasier: Well, yes! But I was the first to apologize...
• Episode 8: Adventures in Paradise: Part 1
  Daphne: Oh, I love to see a man with a cigar. It reminds me of my grandfather. Morning to night, he ...
• Episode 9: Adventures in Paradise: Part 2
  Frasier: [to Lilith, his ex-wife] My God, woman, I'd drive a stake through your heart, but I don't t...
• Episode 10: Burying a Grudge
  USA...
• Episode 11: Seat of Power
  Frasier: Niles, have you been self-medicating again?...
• Episode 12: Roz in the Doghouse
  Dr. Niles Crane: Anyway, there was Yoshi, drunk as a lord, swinging his hedge trimmers wildly over h...
• Episode 13: Retirement Is Murder
  Frasier: Hello Daphne. Is Dad here?::Daphne: No, I haven't seen him since he knocked me up this morn...
• Episode 14: Fool Me Once, Shame on You, Fool Me Twice...
  Frasier: Don't stare at me, Eddie. I'm a humane man but in the mood I'm in, I could kick a kitten th...
• Episode 15: You Scratch My Book...
  [Niles brings Daphne her profit from a stock tip he gave her]::Daphne: You have to help me decide wh...
• Episode 16: The Show Where Sam Shows Up
  Frasier: What the hell you do mean, you were about to get married?::Sam Malone: All right, all right...
• Episode 17: Daphne's Room
  [Roz sits at Frasier and Niles's table]::Roz: So, Niles, you randy dog, you got lucky last night, di...
• Episode 18: The Club
  Martin: Whew! I think I need more comfortable shoes. My dogs are killing me.::Daphne: Pardon?::Marti...
• Episode 19: Someone to Watch Over Me
  Niles: Well, as some illustrious person said, "popularity is the hallmark of mediocrity."::Frasier: ...
• Episode 20: Breaking the Ice
  Frasier: You know that Maris loves you, right? But it's still nice to hear it.::Niles: I imagine it ...
• Episode 21: An Affair to Forget
  Roz: If you want to know if a man is cheating, you offer him two choices for dinner. One that's rich...
• Episode 22: Agents in America: Part 3
  [Bebe and Frasier have slept together]::Frasier: All right, just go ahead. Get your shots in.::Niles...
• Episode 23: The Innkeepers
  Frasier: All right, stop it! Get a grip. You're not being asked to do anything that none of us hasn'...
• Episode 24: Dark Victory
  [having gone out of his way to cheer everyone up on his father's birthday, everyone is abandoning Fr...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: She's the Boss
  [after Martin brings Eddie in from a fight with another dog, Frasier enters the living room]::Frasie...
• Episode 2: Shrink Rap
  Niles: I hope you're happy!::Frasier: If I were, Doctor, you'd never know it!...
• Episode 3: Martin Does It His Way
  Frasier: Hello,Eileen, I'm listening.::Eileen: Dr. Crane, I've been very happily married for twenty ...
• Episode 4: Leapin' Lizards
  Kate Costas: [to receptionist] I need a copy of our contract with Nanette Stewart. [notices Frasier]...
• Episode 5: Kisses Sweeter Than Wine
  Martin: Jeez, I though you were just going to slit your wrists. It looks like you went for death by ...
• Episode 6: Sleeping with the Enemy
  Daphne: Oh, come on now, Dr Crane. It's not like men have never used sex to get what they want.::Fra...
• Episode 7: The Adventures of Bad Boy and Dirty Girl
  Niles: Oh, look at the time! I, er, have a session with my multiple personality. Not to worry. If I'...
• Episode 8: The Last Time I Saw Maris
  Noel Shempsky: Hi, Dr. Crane. Could you sign this petition someone "anonymously" posted in the lunch...
• Episode 9: Frasier Grinch
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Hi, we're back. As most of my faithful listeners know, every year I compose a par...
• Episode 10: It's Hard to Say Goodbye If You Won't Leave
  Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm having fantasies about her all the time.::Martin Crane: Well there's nothing ...
• Episode 11: The Friend
  Frasier: I had friends back in Boston. It's only since I've returned to Seattle that I've been falli...
• Episode 12: Come Lie with Me
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Daphne... you can't go. You have to stay. I've only just recently realised how im...
• Episode 13: Moon Dance
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, we've got about thirty seconds, I think we've got time for one quick call. ...
• Episode 14: The Show Where Diane Comes Back
  [Frasier interrupts Niles's psychiatric session with a client, Mr. Carr]::Frasier: [horrified] She's...
• Episode 15: A Word to the Wiseguy
  Dr. Niles Crane: [on Maris] She drove up on the sidewalk, and when the police ran her name through t...
• Episode 16: Look Before You Leap
  Niles: You don't realize how desperate I am. Ever since our separation, I've been paying women to to...
• Episode 17: High Crane Drifter
  Frasier: [about Niles's fall in the Cafe Nervosa] My god, Niles, that was brilliant! You even got a ...
• Episode 18: Chess Pains
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Daphne, I would rather have a tarantula lay eggs in my ear than listen to any mor...
• Episode 19: Crane vs. Crane
  Harlow Stafford: Diabetes! We'll donate the money to diabetes! Those poor people can't eat sugar!...
• Episode 20: Police Story
  Roz: Frasier, why didn't you tell me it was your birthday? I would have thrown you a party at the st...
• Episode 21: Where There's Smoke, There's Fired
  [about Frasier's agent]::Niles: You're still consorting with that barracuda?::Frasier: Well, a barra...
• Episode 22: Frasier Loves Roz
  Niles: I just spotted someone. It's my least favorite patient. The man's a compulsive womaniser. He ...
• Episode 23: The Focus Group
  Frasier: [Niles and Daphne fight and make up] Niles, what was that all about?::Niles: I'm not sure, ...
• Episode 24: You Can Go Home Again
  [after his first day of work]::Frasier: In the last week I've uprooted myself from my home of fiftee...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: The Two Mrs. Cranes
  [Martin needs a ride to his army reunion]::Martin: Come on, they're great guys. Stinky, Wolfman, Boo...
• Episode 2: Love Bites Dog
  Frasier: Bulldog, is there nothing I can say to appeal to your sense of decency?::Bulldog: Hey, I ha...
• Episode 3: The Impossible Dream
  [Frasier is having doubts about his sexuality]::Frasier: I was sensitive as a child; I didn't go in ...
• Episode 4: A Cranes' Critique
  [Niles notices Roz checking out a man]::Niles: Are you quite finished undressing him with your eyes?...
• Episode 5: Head Game
  [Niles gets complimentary basketball tickets]::Niles: Tell me, does one still wear a white sweater j...
• Episode 6: Mixed Doubles
  Daphne: Last night, Roz insisted on taking me to this bar she calls "The Sure Thing."::Frasier: How ...
• Episode 7: A Lilith Thanksgiving
  [Niles is preparing Thanksgiving turkey in Lilith's kitchen]::Niles: Where do you keep your saffron?...
• Episode 8: Our Father Whose Art Ain't Heaven
  Martin: Hey, wait a minute. You didn't think I was going to give you my badge, did you? You'll have ...
• Episode 9: Dad Loves Sherry, the Boys Just Whine
  Sherry: I just love making people laugh. I think humor is like medicine.::Niles: [aside] Oh, we must...
• Episode 10: Liar! Liar!
  Frasier: You know, Lilith actually told me the other day that Frederick has taken to lying. Yes, he ...
• Episode 11: Three Days of the Condo
  Niles: Excuse me, you saw my Maris completely naked?::Frasier: Oh, don't fret, Niles, it was really ...
• Episode 12: Death and the Dog
  Roz: Would you date a gynecologist?::Daphne: Oh God no. I wouldn't even date a dentist - hands in pe...
• Episode 13: Four for the Seesaw
  Frasier: You feel like a new man, don't you?::Niles: I feel like a new woman, and thank God I rememb...
• Episode 14: To Kill a Talking Bird
  [Niles drops by with his dog]::Niles: Hello, Frasier. We were in the neighborhood for a pedicure and...
• Episode 15: Roz's Krantz & Gouldenstein Are Dead
  [Norman's beeper goes off]::Norman: Would you excuse me? It's time for me to take one of my many pil...
• Episode 16: The Unnatural
  Frasier: Is that your idea of appropriate baseball-watching attire?::Niles: Obviously, you failed to...
• Episode 17: Roz's Turn
  Daphne: I should think having a lady friend would make you exercise more, not less. I don't mean to ...
• Episode 18: Ham Radio
  [Frasier, Roz, Niles, Bulldog, and Bulldog's dyslexic girlfriend are doing a radio play]::Maxine: Lo...
• Episode 19: Three Dates and a Breakup
  Frasier: Niles, was that Natalie Spencer I just saw you talking with?::Niles: As a matter of fact it...
• Episode 20: Daphne Hates Sherry
  Daphne: Sex. That's your answer for everything. It's like you're part rabbit. People ought to rub yo...
• Episode 21: Are You Being Served?
  [Frasier complains he does not like to hug]::Roz: I read somewhere that if you have physical contact...
• Episode 22: Ask Me No Questions
  When Frasier sees the marquee for the 'Jack Benny' (qv) movie, he imitates one of Benny's "trademark...
• Episode 23: Odd Man Out
  Frasier: I just can't picture Maris in Dad's '82 Impala.::Niles: Neither could she, at first. I'll n...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Frasier's Imaginary Friend
  In Acapulco, Frasier has a torrid affair with a model named Kelly. Since she's going through a divor...
• Episode 2: The Gift Horse
  [in their competition to buy Martin the best gift, Frasier goes overboard and buys an enormous big-s...
• Episode 3: Halloween
  [Gil and Martin are snacking at the Halloween party]::Gil Chesterson: Oh, my, what a delectable medl...
• Episode 4: The Kid
  Frasier: Roz, I'm going to tell you something that I didn't learn until I became a father. You don't...
• Episode 5: The 1000th Show
  Daphne: I'm a resident alien here from England - you know, the country that used to own you people....
• Episode 6: Voyage of the Damned
  Martin: [giving Niles food advice] Now the buffets come at a pretty good pace, so you gotta pace you...
• Episode 7: My Fair Frasier
  Frasier: You didn't tell him you were pregnant before the date?::Roz: Well, it's not the easiest thi...
• Episode 8: Desperately Seeking Closure
  Niles: Well, no wonder you're heartbroken. You've just lost the only woman you could ever possibly, ...
• Episode 9: Perspectives on Christmas
  Dr. Frasier Crane: [Frasier and Roz are playing Mr. and Mrs. Claus.] Oh, Roz! There you are, I was b...
• Episode 10: Where Every Bloke Knows Your Name
  [Daphne is talking up her friend Clare]::Dr. Frasier Crane: Daphne, I thought by now that you would ...
• Episode 11: Ain't Nobody's Business If I Do
  Daphne: I've got some shocking news. I found a ring in your father's underwear drawer.::Frasier: [sh...
• Episode 12: The Zoo Story
  [Maris is witholding sex to persuade Niles to fire their marriage counselor]::Frasier: Now, now, now...
• Episode 13: The Maris Counselor
  Dr. Niles Crane: You know, I said I wanted closure, but I won't have it until I do one more thing......
• Episode 14: The Ski Lodge
  [following an embarrassing series of romantic misunderstandings that has seen everyone chase everyon...
• Episode 15: Room Service
  [Frasier finds Niles in Lilith's hotel room, and realizes they have slept together]::Lilith: If you ...
• Episode 16: Beware of Greeks
  Nikos: Once again, he stopped me from making a terrible mistake. So everyone, please lift your glass...
• Episode 17: The Perfect Guy
  [all the male employees at the station are jealous of the new radio host, an impossibly handsome man...
• Episode 18: Bad Dog
  Daphne: Roz, is everything all right?::Roz: Yeah, I'm fine. It's just that my hair is huge and this ...
• Episode 19: Frasier Gotta Have It
  Frasier has a torrid affair with Caitlin, a young artist. Their physical chemistry is perfect, but F...
• Episode 20: First Date
  Daphne overhears Niles talking about the woman he loves without realizing it is her. When she asks h...
• Episode 21: Roz and the Schnoz
  [on having in-laws without being married]::Roz: That's like posing nude for your art teacher and sti...
• Episode 22: The Life of the Party
  Frasier: Oh, what do I ever say? "You're in denial, seek help," blah, blah, blah....
• Episode 23: Party, Party
  [on finding that his girlfriend is married to a big game hunter with a violent temper]::Dr. Niles Cr...
• Episode 24: Sweet Dreams
  Bulldog: Oh, by the way: Roz, baby or no baby, your ass has never looked better.::Roz: Shut up!::[Bu...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: Good Grief
  Bob 'Bulldog' Briscoe: Hey doc. Roz. Wait till you hear this. I got a job today.::Dr. Frasier Crane:...
• Episode 2: Frasier's Curse
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Oh Roz, you look beautiful!::Roz Doyle: Thank you.::Dr. Frasier Crane: But we're ...
• Episode 3: Dial M for Martin
  [Niles sees Roz and Martin having coffee together]::Niles: I'm not interrupting anything personal, a...
• Episode 4: Hot Ticket
  Frasier: Niles, there is another way.::Niles: You don't mean...::Frasier: Yes. I know it's a calcula...
• Episode 5: First Do No Harm
  [on Frasier's caramelizing torch]::Martin: Yeah, I was pretty proud the first time he brought that b...
• Episode 6: Secret Admirer
  Niles: [about Maris] What is wrong with that woman?::Martin: Why don't you start, Frasier? I'll jump...
• Episode 7: How to Bury a Millionaire
  [Martin is lost wandering around Niles's apartment]::Martin Crane: Niles, there's no door here, just...
• Episode 8: The Seal Who Came to Dinner
  Daphne Moon: You dirty old man! Flirting with a girl her age!::Martin Crane: Well, she was flirting ...
• Episode 9: Roz, a Loan
  While in between jobs, new-mother Roz finds herself in financial trouble and Frasier allows her a lo...
• Episode 10: Merry Christmas, Mrs. Moskowitz
  Frasier: They're both popping up on the way to the airport. I guess someone wanted to rack up a few ...
• Episode 11: Good Samaritan
  Dr. Frasier Crane: What child wouldn't be thrilled with a coconut death mask on his birthday?...
• Episode 12: Our Parents, Ourselves
  [Sophie wants to invite some of her friends over to her husband's Super Bowl party]::Dr. Frasier Cra...
• Episode 13: The Show Where Woody Shows Up
  Roz Doyle: [on Noel] He's been acting so weird lately.::Dr. Frasier Crane: Lately? May I remind you ...
• Episode 14: Three Valentines
  [Daphne suddenly starts crying]::Martin Crane: What's the matter with you?::Daphne Moon: [sobbing] W...
• Episode 15: To Tell the Truth
  Niles: Tomorrow everyone will know, including Daphne. And this is how she's going to find out. I wan...
• Episode 16: Decoys
  Martin Crane: I'll bring a quart of whiskey in case of snakebite.::Dr. Niles Crane: Dad, Dad, there ...
• Episode 17: Dinner Party
  Frasier: [Roz enters in fancy evening dress. Daphne is to the side in a robe, she holds another dres...
• Episode 18: Taps at the Montana
  [first lines]::Martin Crane: Hey, boys. How was dinner?::Dr. Niles Crane: Oh, let's just say, when I...
• Episode 19: IQ
  [on Frasier and Niles]::Martin: Oh, they've always tried to one-up each other.::Daphne: I suppose al...
• Episode 20: Dr. Nora
  Frasier's radio show is doing well in its ratings, and KACL has decided that another show in the sam...
• Episode 21: When a Man Loves Two Women
  Frasier: To be fair, she was the first to plant her flag on Terra Frasier....
• Episode 22: Visions of Daphne
  Martin sees Donny buying an engagement ring for Daphne and, while relaying the information to Frasie...
• Episode 23: Shutout in Seattle: Part 1
  Frasier: You know, if anybody's hungry, we've got plenty of goodies here from Le Cigare Volante. Cas...
• Episode 24: Shutout in Seattle: Part 2
  Niles: She's breathed new life into me.::[Niles' new girlfriend coughs loudly while smoking a cigare...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: Momma Mia
  Niles: He's clearly the one dealing with repressed material, not to mention the obvious Oedipal issu...
• Episode 2: Father of the Bride
  Niles: Frasier, do you remember the time the Kreizel brothers tied me to their Great Dane and lobbed...
• Episode 3: Radio Wars
  Niles: Why didn't you hold the elevator? Didn't you hear me shouting?::Frasier: That was you? Oh, I'...
• Episode 4: Everyone's a Critic
  [referring to Poppy's review of "A Streetcar Named Desire"]::Dr. Niles Crane: Well, I wish you had l...
• Episode 5: The Dog That Rocks the Cradle
  Daphne: I went to all sorts of funerals as a child. My uncle's a mortician. Lovely man. He's offered...
• Episode 6: Rivals
  No one at the station can stand the owner's airhead daughter, Poppy, but Niles finds himself taken w...
• Episode 7: A Tsar Is Born
  Daphne: Wow. I don't see the three of you watching the same show very often. What's going on? Pavaro...
• Episode 8: The Late Dr. Crane
  [Maris had a surgical procedure called botox injections]::Niles: They use those toxins that you put ...
• Episode 9: The Apparent Trap
  Niles: What's this about?::Lilith: Well, it's about an attraction that I thought was over and now I'...
• Episode 10: Back Talk
  Frasier: I am not "of a certain age," Niles. I am smack dab in the middle of "not a kid any more." I...
• Episode 11: The Fight Before Christmas
  Roz: I can't stay, I just stopped by to drop off your punch bowl.::Frasier: Well, thank you, Roz. Sa...
• Episode 12: RDWRER
  Martin: McGinty's going in for a bypass next month and he's afraid he might not make it out for St. ...
• Episode 13: They're Playing Our Song
  [on Frasier's theme song]::Daphne Moon: It's like Gilbert and Sullivan, only frightening....
• Episode 14: Big Crane on Campus
  Lorna: I had a wonderful time last night.::Frasier: Me too. It's like being back in high school, but...
• Episode 15: Out with Dad
  Niles: May your opera box be full of cellophane crinklers and a stage swarming with stand-bys....
• Episode 16: Something About Dr. Mary
  Niles: Oh, come now, Frasier. You can't deny a certain measure of guilt living as you do in your exc...
• Episode 17: Whine Club
  Clare: Marty, we have no reason to be uncomfortable. We're two consenting adults.::Martin: What abou...
• Episode 18: Hot Pursuit
  Niles: How was Boston?::Frasier: Oh, it was fine. It was great seeing Freddie again. Of course, Lili...
• Episode 19: Morning Becomes Entertainment
  Roz Doyle: They're taking us off the air.::Dr. Frasier Crane: What, since when?::Roz Doyle: Well whi...
• Episode 20: To Thine Old Self Be True
  Frasier: Perhaps she's hinting for another ride on the Frasier-go-round....
• Episode 21: The Three Faces of Frasier
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, suffice it to say, the entire Crane family is now banned from Stefano's.::M...
• Episode 22: Dark Side of the Moon
  Simon Moon: And this here is Paris.::Martin Crane: Paris? Does that make you French?::Paris: No, but...
• Episode 23: Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 1
  Daphne: Would you like steak or salmon at my wedding ? oh, and by the way, I think I might be in lov...
• Episode 24: Something Borrowed, Someone Blue: Part 2
  [on Daphne's family]::Niles: I must be in love. It doesn't even bother me that you come with them....
• Season 8
• Episode 1: And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 1
  [Simon has been opening the gifts from Daphne's canceled wedding]::Daphne Moon: That's stealing! The...
• Episode 2: And the Dish Ran Away with the Spoon: Part 2
  [Frasier has offered to take Daphne out to get her mind off her troubles, but she has declined]::Dr....
• Episode 3: The Bad Son
  Dr. Niles Crane: Oh, look. Broken pieces of pottery.::Daphne Moon: That's peanut brittle. I made it ...
• Episode 4: The Great Crane Robbery
  Frasier adopts the role of cultural mentor to Todd Peterson, a Silicon Valley billionaire who's just...
• Episode 5: Taking Liberties
  Dr. Niles Crane: You know the saying, Ferguson. "Champagne after sherry makes the tummy grow wary.":...
• Episode 6: Legal Tender Love and Care
  Roz: I read an article that said listening to classical music makes toddlers smarter. Something abou...
• Episode 7: The New Friend
  Dr. Frasier Crane: [to Eddie] Edwars Scissorpaws....
• Episode 8: Mary Christmas
  USA...
• Episode 9: Frasier's Edge
  Martin Crane: [to Frasier obsessing about note from professor] Frasier, it's just a note.::Dr. Frasi...
• Episode 10: Cranes Unplugged
  Dr. Frasier Crane: What did you do?::Frederick Gaylord Crane: We played frisbee. It sucked with all ...
• Episode 11: Motor Skills
  [the Crane boys get into trouble at a motor skills class]::Randy: Let me see you guys out in the hal...
• Episode 12: The Show Must Go Off
  Dr. Niles Crane: Half of me feels guilty, the other half feels relieved. Actually, it's about 30-70....
• Episode 13: Sliding Frasiers
  Daphne Moon: [holding three shopping bags] Could you give me a hand here?::Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, ...
• Episode 14: Hungry Heart
  [Niles seems strangely oblivious to Daphne's recent weight gain]::Dr. Frasier Crane: Listen, Niles. ...
• Episode 15: Hooping Cranes
  Martin Crane: Would you cut it out, I'm trying to watch the game!::Dr. Frasier Crane: We're just pla...
• Episode 16: Docu.Drama
  Per the title, the docudrama is a genre of film and television that re-enacts actual events in a doc...
• Episode 17: It Takes Two to Tangle
  The title is from the expression: It takes two to tango....
• Episode 18: Forgotten But Not Gone
  When Frasier asks Gil if he is upset about Frasier's wine segment taking over the end of his show, G...
• Episode 19: Daphne Returns
  [Niles has finally made love to Daphne]::Niles: You know the best part, Frasier? It wasn't at all li...
• Episode 20: The Wizard and Roz
  Roz Doyle: What are you doing?::Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, I was just saying how great you are.::Roz D...
• Episode 21: Semi-Decent Proposal
  [to Frasier, about him tutoring Kirby in order to get set up for a date with Claire by Lana]::Martin...
• Episode 22: A Passing Fancy
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Kirby! Did you do any reading this week?::Kirby: Sort of.::Dr. Frasier Crane: Wha...
• Episode 23: A Day in May
  Lana Gardner: I gotta go up to Phil's room and spray some air freshener around. His room reeks of......
• Episode 24: Cranes Go Caribbean
  Frasier books a romantic weekend in Belize with Claire. On the drive to the airport, Lana suggests t...
• Season 9
• Episode 1: Don Juan in Hell: Part 1
  This extra long season premier was dedicated to 'David Angell (I)' (qv) and his wife Lynn, who died ...
• Episode 2: Don Juan in Hell: Part 2
  [On a getaway at a rustic cabin, Frasier has a hallucination of his three previous girlfriends]::Nan...
• Episode 3: The First Temptation of Daphne
  'Sherilyn Fenn' (qv) originally appeared in this episode but wasn't available when they had to re-sh...
• Episode 4: The Return of Martin Crane
  USA...
• Episode 5: Love Stinks
  USA...
• Episode 6: Room Full of Heroes
  Frasier throws a Halloween party where the guests come dressed as their personal heroes: Frasier of ...
• Episode 7: Bla-Z-Boy
  [after Frasier accidentally destroyed Martin's armchair, Martin enters the café where Frasier and Ni...
• Episode 8: The Two Hundredth
  [during Frasier's 2,000th show]::Frasier: Roz, what do we have next?::Roz: It's time for another blo...
• Episode 9: Sharing Kirby
  [Frasier is examining Kirby's resumé]::Kirby: I fudged a little bit on my job history.::Dr. Frasier ...
• Episode 10: Junior Agent
  Frasier's show has been losing the ratings to a hot new program, Dr. Zach, which has a heavy adverti...
• Episode 11: Bully for Martin
  USA...
• Episode 12: Mother Load: Part 1
  Niles: Sometimes I think this is too much space for just one person.::[pause]::Niles: You know...::D...
• Episode 13: Mother Load: Part 2
  Daphne Moon: It was a good idea, taking Mum out today - helped take her mind off Dad.::Dr. Niles Cra...
• Episode 14: Juvenilia
  Frasier agrees to be the guest on "Teen Scene", a radio show of high school interviewers, to try to ...
• Episode 15: The Proposal
  USA...
• Episode 16: Wheels of Fortune
  Frasier: Now there was a lesson learned.::Martin: Yeah, don't throw a guy out of a wheelchair. Who k...
• Episode 17: Three Blind Dates
  The title is a variation of the nursery rhyme Three Blind Mice....
• Episode 18: War of the Words
  USA...
• Episode 19: Deathtrap
  [about the skull]::Dr. Frasier Crane: One thing is certain: Someone... is very dead....
• Episode 20: The Love You Fake
  Frasier and Cam Winston are still feuding. When Cam's mother Cora, a vet, treats Eddie, she and Mart...
• Episode 21: Cheerful Goodbyes
  Carla: Frasier, we were so close and then you had to show up and ruin everything....
• Episode 22: Frasier Has Spokane
  The title is a pun on the phrase "Frasier has Spokane" but it is also because Frasier is broadcastin...
• Episode 23: The Guilt Trippers
  [Martin greets Frasier the morning after he slept with Roz]::Martin: You see the paper yet?::Frasier...
• Episode 24: Moons Over Seattle
  Frasier: Harry, let me get you a beer.::Harry Moon: Get a man a beer, he'll drink for five minutes. ...
• Season 10
• Episode 1: The Ring Cycle
  [Roz, Alice, and Mrs. Moon arrive at the courthouse]::Mrs. Gertrude Moon: Well, in my day, people di...
• Episode 2: Enemy at the Gate
  The company name visible on the tow truck operator's uniform reads "Grammer Towing," which is the la...
• Episode 3: Proxy Prexy
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Now I think I should still run against you.::Martin Crane: Why?::Dr. Frasier Cran...
• Episode 4: Kissing Cousin
  USA...
• Episode 5: Tales from the Crypt
  [Gertrude is locked in a battle of pranks with the son of Niles and Daphne's neighbors; while pacing...
• Episode 6: Star Mitzvah
  Frasier: At least I can take comfort in the fact that without embarrassing parents, there'd be no ps...
• Episode 7: Bristle While You Work
  The title is a parody of the song "Whistle While You Work" from the Disney animated film _Snow White...
• Episode 8: Rooms with a View
  Dr. Niles Crane: Oh, this one's from your mom. [he opens a note card] "Dear Niles, I know we haven't...
• Episode 9: Don't Go Breaking My Heart
  The title is from the 1976 song "Don't Go Breaking My Heart," a duet by 'Elton John' (qv) and 'Kiki ...
• Episode 10: We Two Kings
  Roz Doyle: Come on, Frasier. Talk to me. Use your words::Dr. Frasier Crane: It's just so egregious.:...
• Episode 11: Door Jam
  The name of the upscale day spa that Frasier and Niles visit is aptly named La Porte D'argent, which...
• Episode 12: The Harassed
  Dr. Frasier Crane: I'm sorry to disappoint all of you, but I have absolutely no feelings for that wo...
• Episode 13: Lilith Needs a Favor
  Dr. Frasier Crane: Would we sleep together?::Dr. Lilith Sternin: I thought we'd freeze your sperm.::...
• Episode 14: Daphne Does Dinner
  Dr. Frasier Crane: As usual, Frasier has to save the day.::Martin Crane: As usual, Martin has to hea...
• Episode 15: Trophy Girlfriend
  [Frasier is dating a school gym teacher. While waiting for her in her office, he picks up a note]::F...
• Episode 16: Fraternal Schwinns
  The title has a twist on the genetic term fraternal twins....
• Episode 17: Kenny on the Couch
  Laura Linney is the voice of the caller on Frasier's show at the beginning of the episode. In the fi...
• Episode 18: Roe to Perdition
  [about the beluga caviar costing $100 per ounce]::Dr. Frasier Crane: Isn't that rather a lot to pay?...
• Episode 19: Some Assembly Required
  After the KACL staff participate in a low-income house-building project, Frasier becomes a nuisance ...
• Episode 20: Farewell, Nervosa
  USA...
• Episode 21: The Devil & Dr. Phil
  The title derives from the short story "The Devil and Daniel Webster" by 'Stephen Vincent Benet' (qv...
• Episode 22: Fathers and Sons
  Dr. Niles Crane: [about the sophistication of his intended pre-school] I hear the top two percent in...
• Episode 23: Analyzed Kiss
  Julia breaks off her affair with Avery, Frasier's accountant. She breaks into his office to steal ba...
• Episode 24: A New Position for Roz
  Unsettled by Frasier's burgeoning relationship with Julia, Roz reverses her decision to leave KACL, ...
• Season 11
• Episode 1: No Sex Please, We're Skittish
  Roz Doyle: I can't believe I left KACL over some stupid snit.::Dr. Niles Crane: Oh yes, yes, your ul...
• Episode 2: A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia
  The title is based on a famous palindrome: A man, a plan, a canal, Panama! (Read it backwards!)...
• Episode 3: The Doctor Is Out
  Martin Crane: Let's see. One of my sons just got picked up by a guy. The other son is jealous. Yep, ...
• Episode 4: The Babysitter
  Dr. Niles Crane: [after Frasier pulls something out of a box of Velveeta] What's that?::Dr. Frasier ...
• Episode 5: The Placeholder
  Ronee Lawrence: [about the mirror she has just bought] It has three settings: daytime, nighttime, an...
• Episode 6: I'm Listening
  [Niles and Daphne go to a doo-wop concert to suck up to a reclusive nursery painter]::Frasier: [talk...
• Episode 7: Maris Returns
  Niles: Poor thing completely lost her appetite, barely touched her snail....
• Episode 8: Murder Most Maris
  [Repeated line]::Frasier: Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a...
• Episode 9: Guns 'N Neuroses
  Lilith: Daphne, Niles, congratulations on the successful commingling of your genetic material.::Daph...
• Episode 10: Sea Bee Jeebies
  For once, Niles is the famous one, as media attention to Maris's case makes him and Daphne the cente...
• Episode 11: High Holidays
  [Frederick, a Goth, answers the door to his girlfriend, Andi, another Goth]::Frederick Gaylord Crane...
• Episode 12: Frasier-Lite
  [the KACL team is sitting in a steam room]::Roz Doyle: It's weird, my skin tastes kind of salty.::[p...
• Episode 13: The Ann Who Came to Dinner
  The title is based on the play "The Man Who Came to Dinner" written by 'Moss Hart' (qv) and 'George ...
• Episode 14: Freudian Sleep
  The title refers to an exclamation that has subconscious meaning called a Freudian slip....
• Episode 15: Caught in the Act
  [Frasier's re-married ex-wife comes to town]::Frasier: My problem now is that she's invited me to he...
• Episode 16: Boo!
  Martin Crane: Give me a top hat and cane, and I'm Fred Astaire.::Dr. Frasier Crane: Add a monocle, a...
• Episode 17: Coots and Ladders
  [while looking at some old family photos]::Daphne Crane: Why are you all hunched over in this one?::...
• Episode 18: Match Game
  Charlotte: You looked at my client log?::Dr. Frasier Crane: Yes, I've looked at your log, and I've d...
• Episode 19: Miss Right Now
  Ronee Lawrence: [about her mother] If she sees me like dressed this, she'd know that I spent the nig...
• Episode 20: And Frasier Makes Three
  Roz Doyle: Oh, hi. I was just shopping around the corner, thought I'd stop by.::Dr. Frasier Crane: O...
• Episode 21: Detour
  Frasier: Now, you were saying something about my dad's bachelor party?::Roz: Yeah. Weren't you havin...
• Episode 22: Crock Tales
  Daphne: Dr. Crane, I know what you're going to do!::Niles: You do?::Daphne: Not you, Dr. Crane, Dr. ...
• Episode 23: Goodnight, Seattle: Part 1
  [Bebe tells him she's found a prime offer with another station]::Dr. Frasier Crane: Well, it's very ...
• Episode 24: Goodnight, Seattle: Part 2
  [last lines]::Frasier: Wish me luck....