Samberg, Andy Filmography

• The To Do List (2013)
• Grown Ups 2 (2013)
• Untitled Goor/Schur Project (2013)
• Cloudy 2: Revenge of the Leftovers (2013)
• That's My Boy (2012)
• Inside Portlandia (2012)
• The Watch (2012)
• 2012 MTV Movie Awards (2012)
• 2012 MTV Video Music Awards (2012)
• Celeste & Jesse Forever (2012)
• Vanilla Ice Archive (2012)
• Guys Choice Awards 2012 (2012)
• Hotel Transylvania (2012)
• The 63rd Primetime Emmy Awards (2011)
• Friends with Benefits (2011)
• Shark City (2011)
• The 2011 Comedy Awards (2011)
• Will Ferrell: Mark Twain Prize (2011)
• What's Your Number? (2011)
• A Recipe for Success: The Making of 'Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs' (2010)
• The 62nd Primetime Emmy Awards (2010)
• Saturday Night (2010)
• The 52nd Annual Grammy Awards (2010)
• The Women of SNL (2010)
• Saturday Night Live in the 2000s: Time and Again (2010)
• Freaknik: The Musical (2010)
• Saturday Night Live Presents: Sports All-Stars (2010)
• I Love You, Man (2009)
• Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009)
• Live from New York... (2009)
• MTV Video Music Awards 2009 (2009)
• Saturday Night Live Sports Extra '09 (2009)
• Saturday Night Live: Just Shorts (2009)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Amy Poehler (2009)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Amy Poehler (2009)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Amy Poehler (2009)
• 2009 MTV Movie Awards (2009)
• SNL Presents: A Very Gilly Christmas (2009)
• Saturday Night Live Presidential Bash '08 (2008)
• Extreme Movie (2008)
• Space Chimps (2008)
• Water and Power (2008)
• Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)
• Night of Too Many Stars: An Overbooked Concert for Autism Education (2008)
• Comic-Con 2007 Live (2007)
• 2007 MTV Movie Awards (2007)
• Sarah and No Name After Dark (2007)
• Hot Rod (2007)
• Guys Choice (2007)
• Nature of the Beast (2007)
• Channel 101 (2006)
• 2006 MTV Movie Awards (2006)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Saturday TV Funhouse (2006)
• Channel 101 (2006)
• Channel 101 (2006)
• Channel 101 (2006)
• Awesometown (2005)
• Lazy Sunday (2005)
• My Pants (2005)
• B.P.D. (2005)
• Awesometown (2005)
• 2005 MTV Movie Awards (2005)
• 2005 MTV Movie Awards (2005)
• Awesometown (2005)
• Awesometown (2005)
• B.P.D. (2005)
• Awesometown (2005)
• B.P.D. (2005)
• Lazy Sunday (2005)
• Saturday Night Live: The Best of Commercial Parodies (2005)
• Football Town (2004)
• G-Phoria 2004 (2004)
• Comedy Central Laughs for Life Telethon 2004 (2004)
• 40 Most Awesomely Bad Dirrty Songs... Ever (2004)
• Football Town (2004)
• Just 2 Guyz (2004)
• The Backseatsman (2004)
• 2004 MTV Movie Awards (2004)
• 2004 MTV Movie Awards (2004)
• 40 Most Awesomely Bad Dirrty Songs... Ever (2004)
• G-Phoria 2004 (2004)
• The Backseatsman (2004)
• The Backseatsman (2004)
• Regarding Ardy (2003)
• Regarding Ardy (2003)
• Regarding Ardy (2003)
• Ignition Buzz TV Countdown (2003)
• Ignition Buzz TV Countdown (2003)
• The 'Bu (2003)
• Ignition Buzz TV Countdown (2003)
• Ignition Buzz TV Countdown (2003)
• Regarding Ardy (2003)
• Snork Patrol (2002)
• Snork Patrol (2002)
• White Power (2001)
• Ka-Blamo! (2001)
• White Power (2001)
• White Power (2001)
• White Power (2001)
• Ka-Blamo! (2001)
• White Power (2001)
• Monkey Versus Robot (1999)
• MuchOnDemand (1997)

• Lyrics: play full screen play karaoke
• Threw It On The Ground - Andy Samberg
• Roy Rules - Andy Samberg
• I Threw It On The Ground - Andy Samberg
• Great Day - Andy Samberg

I was walkin through the city streets
and a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy drink
Run faster. Jump Higher.
Man, Im not gonna let you poison me.
I threw it on the ground!
You must think Im a joke!
I aint gonna be part of this system!
Man, pump that garbage in another mans veins!
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
and the dude says, you come here all the time! Heres one for free.
I said, Man, what I look like, a charity case?
I took it, and threw it on the ground!
I dont need your handouts!
Im an adult!
Please, you cant buy me hot dog man!
At the farmers market with my so-called girlfriend
She hands me her cellphone, says its my dad.
Man, this aint my dad. This is a cellphone!
I threw it on the ground!
What you think Im stupid?
Im not a part of this system!
My dads not a phone! Duh!
Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this, eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake too!
Welcome to the real world, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that. And even this.
Im an adult!
Two Hollywood phonys trying to give me their autograph.
Ground! Nobody wants your autograph! Phonys!
Then the two phonys got up. Turns out they had a taser.
And they tased me in the butt hole.
I fell to the ground.
The phonys didnt let up.
Tasing on my butt hole, over and over.
I was screaming and squirming
My butt hole was on fire!
The moral of this story is: you cant trust the system!

[Spoken]
Did you know there's over a billion people in the world?
There's over a million in New York alone
But the only one I'm into is my brother-in-law, ROY!
ROY RULES!
He's married to my sister
He wakes up in the morning
Watches Dora with my neice
And then macks on bananas
ROY RULES!
He works out in the morning
He runs in the park
And does a bunch of crunches
So he's got a killer bod-ay
[Spoken]
I'm so glad my sister married Roy
He gets along great with my whole family
He's hardworking, and great with kids
Oh and also, I wanna have sex with Roy!
ROY RULES!
I'd really like to taste him
We'll take off our pants
And wail on each other
Burn the marriage license in a wastebin
[Spoken]
Don't get me wrong
I'm not interested in Roy sexually
He's my sister's husband!
Still, though, if we did hook up,
It would be a 24/7 69!
ROY RULES!
He works in an office
I've got this theory
He was put on earth
By God to give men
SUCCULENT RUBB DOWNZ!
Roy, won't you come with me... ?
ROY RULES!
He love to wear t-shirts
But in my dreams
He is dressed like a pirate
And my dong is his peg leg
[Spoken]
So there you have it
This song is about my real life, brother-in-law, Roy
Just so you know, the dude in this video wasn't the actual Roy
THIS is the actual Roy
So I think you can see where I'm coming from
Oh, and Roy?
Next time I see you, don't be all weird about this.

I was walkin through the city streets
and a man walks up to me and hands me the latest energy
drink
Run faster. Jump Higher.
Man, Im not gonna let you poison me.
I threw it on the ground!
You must think Im a joke!
I aint gonna be part of this system!
Man, pump that garbage in another mans veins!
I go to my favorite hot dog stand
and the dude says, you come here all the time! Heres
one for free.
I said, Man, what I look like, a charity case?
I took it, and threw it on the ground!
I dont need your handouts!
Im an adult!
Please, you cant buy me hot dog man!
At the farmers market with my so-called girlfriend
She hands me her cellphone, says its my dad.
Man, this aint my dad. This is a cellphone!
I threw it on the ground!
What you think Im stupid?
Im not a part of this system!
My dads not a phone! Duh!
Some poser hands me a cake at a birthday party
What you want me to do with this, eat it?
Happy birthday to the ground!
I threw the rest of the cake too!
Welcome to the real world, jackass!
So many things to throw on the ground
Like this, and this, and that. And even this.
Im an adult!
Two Hollywood phonys trying to give me their autograph.
Ground! Nobody wants your autograph! Phonys!
Then the two phonys got up. Turns out they had a taser.
And they tased me in the butt hole.
I fell to the ground.
The phonys didnt let up.
Tasing on my butt hole, over and over.
I was screaming and squirming
My butt hole was on fire!
The moral of this story is: you cant trust the system!

I don’t know why but today seems like it’s going to be a great day!
There’s something in the air that makes me feel like things are gonna
go my way
The birds are chirping tweedly-deet, the sun is shining bright!
There’s a skip in my step, a pip in my pep *snort* and I don’t know
why!
Hey there mailman friend, any letters from my ex-wife or the kids?
Fantastic news *maniacal laughter*
Wonderful day makes me feel so happy that my face is numb!
My heart is racing along barupa papapam pam!
So many places and people to meet, now that I’ve lost my job!
They say young man, the worlds your oyster- HEY! HEY GET THE F***K
OFF ME! NO! F**K NO!
*Sniffle* Just give me second. *Snort*
I don’t know why but today seems like its going to be a great day!
Lalala blah blah blah blah I should spend more time with my kids!
Its carpe diem, gotta seize the day, I’m gonna move to Spain and run
with the bulls
And my wife and boss and kids and parents will say we were wrong
about you Dennis
Hey Dennis!
That’s my name!
Are you really going to run with the bulls?
Why would I do that?
Cuz you said you were gonna!
Come on man, that was like three days ago-OR WAS IT???
Something today makes me feel fine and fancy-free
Much of the ocean is still unexplored, how did I get up in this tree?
Now I’m over here, now I’m over there
Now under this dude, now I’m back in the tree
Now I’m hanging out backstage with my very best friends: Alec Baldwin
and Tom Petty!
Get the F***K out of here
What?
NOW.
Tom!
Why would they dis me? I thought they were my homies! *snort*
Any problem is solvable, we can feed the hungry and cure disease
But all of that would be a huge waste of time because we live in the
matrix.
*grunts*
What is wrong with him?
*grunts*
He’s on drugs.