Cannon Filmography

• Couples II: More Colt Men on the Make (2004)

Cannone Filmography

• Ouija (2003)

Cannon, Don Filmography

• Money for Nothing (1993)

Cannon

The weekly adventures of Frank Cannon, an overweight, balding ex-cop with a deep voice and expensive tastes in culinary pleasures, who becomes a high-priced private investigator. Since Cannon's girth didn't allow for many fist-fights and gun battles (although there were many), the series substituted car chases and high production values in their place.

Cast

• William Conrad
• Martin Sheen
• Buddy Pantsari
• Ben Wright
• James Oliver
• Brett Parker
• Donovan Jones
• Patrick Culliton
• Patrick Riley
• George Clifton
• Dave Morick
• L.Q. Jones
• Tab Hunter
• Patrick O'Neal
• Cesare Danova
• Larry Blyden
• Monte Markham
• Leslie Nielsen
• Phyllis Thaxter
• Barry Nelson
• Simon Scott
• Pamela Franklin

• Season 1
• Episode 1: The Salinas Jackpot
  USA...
• Episode 2: Death Chain
  Instead of the usual prop beers Cannon and Kendrix drink Budweisers with the bottom halves of the la...
• Episode 3: Call Unicorn
  USA...
• Episode 4: Country Blues
  USA...
• Episode 5: Scream of Silence
  USA...
• Episode 6: Fool's Gold
  Per the title Fool's Gold, the natural mineral is pyrite, an iron sulfide with the formula FeS2 that...
• Episode 7: Girl in the Electric Coffin
  USA...
• Episode 8: Dead Pigeon
  USA...
• Episode 9: A Lonely Place to Die
  USA...
• Episode 10: No Pockets in a Shroud
  Set in the fictitious town of Yucca Wells, Nevada....
• Episode 11: Stone, Cold Dead
  USA...
• Episode 12: Death Is a Double-Cross
  'Leif Garrett' (qv) and 'Dawn Lyn (I)' (qv), who play Roger and Amy in this episode, are siblings in...
• Episode 13: The Nowhere Man
  The car being offered as a prize at the Expo 1971 is a De Tomaso Pantera....
• Episode 14: Flight Plan
  USA...
• Episode 15: Devil's Playground
  USA...
• Episode 16: Treasure of San Ignacio
  Cannon and his buddy Mike have a marksmanship contest at the shooting range . . . in Cannon's apartm...
• Episode 17: Blood on the Vine
  USA...
• Episode 18: To Kill a Guinea Pig
  USA...
• Episode 19: The Island Caper
  USA...
• Episode 20: A Deadly Quiet Town
  Frank Cannon: Compulsion. I suppose everybody has a compulsion of some sort. Heh. I sometimes think ...
• Episode 21: A Flight of Hawks
  USA...
• Episode 22: The Torch
  USA...
• Episode 23: Cain's Mark
  The title is based on the biblical story told in Genesis of the curse of Cain and the mark of Cain, ...
• Episode 24: Murder by Moonlight
  USA...
• Episode : Pilot
  Tough in Blue Moon bar: Who are you, anyway?::Frank Cannon: I am a student of native customs.::Tough...
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Bad Cats and Sudden Death
  BADCAT is the LAPD acronym for Burglary Auto Detail, Commercial Auto Thefts....
• Episode 2: Sky Above, Death Below
  Set in southwestern Colorado, near Durango, Hermosa Cliffs, and Chimney Rock....
• Episode 3: Bitter Legion
  USA...
• Episode 4: That Was No Lady
  USA...
• Episode 5: Stakeout
  USA...
• Episode 6: The Predators
  Set in "Plata" County. Durango Colorado is the county seat of La Plata County, and the southern term...
• Episode 7: A Long Way Down
  USA...
• Episode 8: The Rip Off
  USA...
• Episode 9: Child of Fear
  USA...
• Episode 10: The Shadow Man
  USA...
• Episode 11: Hear No Evil
  Originally a Japanese legend, the title refers to the three monkeys who "See no evil, hear no evil a...
• Episode 12: The Endangered Species
  USA...
• Episode 13: Nobody Beats the House
  USA...
• Episode 14: Hard Rock Roller Coaster
  The title refers to the "Hard Rock Cafe" chain founded in 1971 by Americans Peter Morton & Isaac Tig...
• Episode 15: The Dead Samaritan
  USA...
• Episode 16: Death of a Stone Seahorse
  USA...
• Episode 17: Moving Target
  USA...
• Episode 18: Murder for Murder
  USA...
• Episode 19: To Ride a Tiger
  USA...
• Episode 20: Prisoners
  USA...
• Episode 21: The Seventh Grave
  USA...
• Episode 22: Catch Me If You Can
  USA...
• Episode 23: Press Pass to the Slammer
  USA...
• Episode 24: Deadly Heritage
  USA...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: He Who Digs a Grave
  Originally two hours, it was split into two one-hour episodes for syndication....
• Episode 2: Memo from a Dead Man
  USA...
• Episode 3: Hounds of Hell
  USA...
• Episode 4: Target in the Mirror
  USA...
• Episode 5: Murder by Proxy
  USA...
• Episode 6: Night Flight to Murder
  Set in the Las Vegas, Nevada area....
• Episode 7: Come Watch Me Die
  USA...
• Episode 8: Perfect Alibi
  A businessman's office is burglarized, the safe cracked, and the cash payroll stolen. A former busin...
• Episode 9: Dead Lady's Tears
  USA...
• Episode 10: The Limping Man
  USA...
• Episode 11: Trial by Terror
  USA...
• Episode 12: Murder by the Numbers
  USA...
• Episode 13: Valley of the Damned
  USA...
• Episode 14: A Well Remembered Terror
  USA...
• Episode 15: Arena of Fear
  USA...
• Episode 16: Photo Finish
  The title refers to a photo finish where usually in a horse race the winner is too close to call wit...
• Episode 17: Duel in the Desert
  Cannon is hired to handle a nighttime ransom delivery. After being led to various isolated phone boo...
• Episode 18: Where's Jennifer?
  USA...
• Episode 19: Blood Money
  USA...
• Episode 20: Death of a Hunter
  USA...
• Episode 21: The Cure That Kills
  USA...
• Episode 22: Bobby Loved Me
  USA...
• Episode 23: Triangle of Terror
  USA...
• Episode 24: The Stalker
  USA...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Kelly's Song
  Frank Cannon: Okay. [Cannon, thrusts a troublemaker into the pool by his huge abdomen]...
• Episode 2: The Hit Man
  Set in the town of Woodfield....
• Episode 3: Voice from the Grave
  USA...
• Episode 4: Lady in Red
  The title is based on the 1935 pop song "The Lady in Red" with lyrics by Mort Dixon and music by All...
• Episode 5: The Deadly Trail
  USA...
• Episode 6: The Exchange
  USA...
• Episode 7: The Avenger
  USA...
• Episode 8: A Killing in the Family
  USA...
• Episode 9: Flashpoint
  The title refers to the physical property flash point which is the lowest temperature at which the m...
• Episode 10: The Man Who Couldn't Forget
  Anna drives a Dino, which was produced by Ferrari 1968-1976....
• Episode 11: The Sounds of Silence
  Joan Stevens: [Describing the contents, from her purse to Cannon after a fugitive stole it] Hair bru...
• Episode 12: The Prisoner
  USA...
• Episode 13: Daddy's Little Girl
  USA...
• Episode 14: The Conspirators
  USA...
• Episode 15: Coffin Corner
  Episode was set in the Tampa Florida area, but was not filmed there....
• Episode 16: Perfect Fit for a Frame
  USA...
• Episode 17: Killer on the Hill
  USA...
• Episode 18: Missing at FL307
  USA...
• Episode 19: The Set Up
  USA...
• Episode 20: The Investigator
  USA...
• Episode 21: Lady on the Run
  USA...
• Episode 22: Vengeance
  USA...
• Episode 23: Tomorrow Ends at Noon
  USA...
• Episode 24: Search and Destroy
  The title refers to the military tactic used in the Vietnam War by the United States' Army to search...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Nightmare
  USA...
• Episode 2: The Deadly Conspiracy
  Originally a two-part crossover that started on _"Barnaby Jones" (1973)_ (qv) (#4.1), both episodes ...
• Episode 3: The Wrong Medicine
  USA...
• Episode 4: The Iceman
  USA...
• Episode 5: The Victim
  USA...
• Episode 6: The Man Who Died Twice
  USA...
• Episode 7: A Touch of Venom
  Warren Michaelson: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! [Kicking Cannon's abdomen three times]...
• Episode 8: Man in the Middle
  USA...
• Episode 9: Fall Guy
  USA...
• Episode 10: The Melted Man
  USA...
• Episode 11: The Wedding March
  The title refers to the composition "Here Comes the Bride" which is also known as "The Wedding March...
• Episode 12: The Hero
  USA...
• Episode 13: To Still the Voice
  USA...
• Episode 14: The Star
  USA...
• Episode 15: The Games Children Play
  USA...
• Episode 16: The Reformer
  USA...
• Episode 17: The House of Cards
  The title refers to a house of cards which is a structure created by stacking playing cards on top o...
• Episode 18: Revenge
  USA...
• Episode 19: Cry Wolf
  The title is based on the Aesop fable The Boy Who Cried Wolf, which gives a lesson about lying and t...
• Episode 20: The Quasar Kill
  USA...
• Episode 21: Snapshot
  USA...
• Episode 22: Point After Death
  USA...
• Episode 23: Bloodlines
  USA...
• Episode 24: Madman
  Last show of the series....

• Cannon - White Stripes
• Cannon - Self
• Cannon - The White Stripes
• Cannon - Asher Roth
• Cannon - Cory Gunz

Outside, my door
I locked, I loaded
And this sound
That you might know well
Know well
Wheels turnin'
Scratching and burnin', yeah
I saw guns, tanks
Cannon
Cannon, yeah!
Tell me who's that writin'
John the Revelator
Tell me who's that writin'
John the Revelator
Who's that writin'
John the Revelator wrote the book of the Seven Seals
Christ went down on Easter mornin'
Mary Mother went down to see
"Go tell my disciples, to meet me in Galilee"
Who's the writer?
John the Revelator
Tell me who's that writin'
John the Revelator
Tell me who's that writer
John the Revelator wrote the book of the Seven Seals
Yeah!
Lord above
How can man
Be evil?
Evil

Cannon - Are you unnecessary noise?
Cannon - Firing on all of your toys
Cannon - Thinks we're the same but we are
Cannon - Destiny's towing your car
When fire
Meets powder
You take your cover
I fly over and
When fire
Drowns water
It spreads it farther out of my hands
Asking advice from all the clowns
Cannon - Take your frustrations to the ground
Cannon - They wait in the wings for you to fall
Cannon - Can't you make dust of them all?
When fire
Meets powder
You run for cover
I fly under and
When fire
Drowns water
Don't even bother
Out of my hands
In some untimely way
The world asks us to leave
Suddenly we're afraid
No longer can we stay
The thread of life was strung
To each and everyone
I knew it all along
Your call to arms was wrong
Cannon - Are you just unwated noise?
Loose cannon - Remember all those you destroy
When fire
Meets powder
The strongest cower
Half heart
Underhand
When fire
Drowns water

outside
my door
unlocked
i'm lookin'
at this sound
That chime out of nowhere
yeah, nowhere
whoo
wheels turnin'
scratchin'
and burnin'
yeah
i fought guns
tanks
cannon
cannon
yeah
tell me who's that writin'
john the revelator
tell me who's that writin'
john the revelator
tell me who's that writin'
john the revelator
wrote the book on the seven seals
christ went down on easter mornin'
mary mother went down to see it
gotta tell my disciples to meet me in galilee
who's writin'
john the revelator
tell me who's that writin'
john the revelator
tell me who's that writin'
john the revelator
wrote the book on the seven seals
hey
whoo
lord above
i command
i've been evil
evil
yeah
evil

DJ CANNON:
Holla At Me!
ASHER ROTH:
Yo, Cannon!
What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat
That everbody gets on? (DRAMATIC!)
You know I had to, dog...
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (The CANNON!)
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon?
DJ CANNON:
Alright... Now if you really feel like that, Keep going!
I don't know what else to tell you, Go in!
ASHER ROTH:
Yo, Cannon!
What would this mixtape be, if I didn't get on the one beat
That everbody gets on? (I don't know, homie!)
You know I had to, dog... (STEPS BACK!)
You know the world's gone mad
When blacks wear plaid
And Mariah has married Nick Can-non (GET EM!)
Or when a boy from the burbs
Has the nerves to converge
On a mixtape with DJ Cannon? (CANNON!)
Aww, God Damn-it,
That's the last straw, can't stand it
You all must be reprimanded
Spank that fan-ny, Man-ny
So uncanny, Ginobli flow left-handed
Yes, I am a fan of Da-kota Fanning,
and I Am Sam, out-standing!
My Sean Penn-manship is fan-cy,
yeah, my rhe-to-ric is dan-dy
I circumvent my words (TRENDSETTER!)
And vent for the burbs,
I have emerged Ad Ven-ti,
Dos años, vamos, pronto, let's go,
Her lip gloss tastes like can-dy
Got more jazz than Jerry Sloan,
Pizzazz and swagg alone,
I have a bigger head that that of Barry Bonds;
Y'all eat scraps, I eat (SALMON!)
With fresh fruit, covered in (DANNON!)
If Da Boy had a boy with Brad Pitt in Troy,
Then out from the loins, I'd be born;
If Jason Bourne was to record and join forces with Zack Morris,
They'd form my performance
Beats and rhymes fornicate, form greatness,
Like, \"Let's face it...He's so amazing!\"
Yeah, with Lasiks, he still can't ace my eye exam,
Naw, man, let's try again;
I've got lungs like Iron Man,
I hit the bong, while you must extend your dia-phragm
But, let's get higher, man;
I gotta a brand new strand that I got out in Ire-land
from a wild, frantic Irish-man,
Who said his name was (SHANNON!)
Higgins, Killians, and a pint of Guiness,
and I ain't gon stop 'till I'm finished;
'Till I learn Yiddish, or find a little kid who likes spinach
Can't nobody beat me in Quidditch
Not any widditch, spidditch, wits, I'm sick wit' it,
Riddi-dick, my spit game is vicious
This is
Never did shit for my im-age;
College kid is where I found my niche, SNITCH!
Tell the whole world I'm the shit, Un-
Tell the whole world on my dick, then
Hell yeah, word, I'll be rich, and
I'll buy the whole world Sega Genesis
Spittin' lint to come,
Hell yeah, I got a (CANNON!)
See me on the streets, take a pick with yo' cannon
Then get it lami-nated, frame it, save it,
cuz in a couple days, I'll be famous
Then you can say, Holy Shit, there he is! That's the kid!
I forget what his name is...starts with an 'A', ends with a 'Sher'.

You know I keep a cannon
Wherever I'm standing
First get the stamin
Burst get to blamin
Wallets get to dropping
Purses get to handin
Shots get to choppin
Church get to jamming
(Pray bitch) it's militia
Toast to the g game
Twist a nigga, rope em up
Tryna hang how we hang
Give me an evil eye
This isn't my planet
Wasn't intended ended if it hit and then it landed
Ballers on they're new court
Niggas move when I move
You could talk what you port
I'm a shoot when I move
Actin like a dick head
Betta keep it whipin
This is a new era
My whole teams fitted
It's M up till I'm M down
Niggas see the logo
I ain't got it in me to kill em, how do they know so
Never saw me bang out
But truthlessly, ruthlessly, with the ooz you bruise profusively, groosemly
till you drain out
You know I keep a cannon
They waiting for my wake so I sleep with the cannon
I creep with the cannon
Cause I be stackin money, niggas be actin funny
So I be actin dummy
I eats with the cannon, I shits with the cannon
Comma, cannon, Obama with the cannon, osama with the cannon
I'm affiliated with the drama, with the cannon, I'm affiliated when it's
drama, get the cannon
Why am I violent
Siolent in my moment
All of my components
Will never be opponents
Only thing I trust, cory gunz got a loaded
If they don't pay respects, why I send you a condolence
In case you didn't notice
Nigga this is my time
Front and get your back ache
Tryna run on my nine
Put the bread on your head
Enough for you to wonder
How I turn a beauty rest into one that you do under
Typical, despicable, irresistible, criminal, intentional, gimmical, mental
conventional, lyrical, subliminal, instruments, sentimentalist, send ya
mentalist and ventriloquist, all the fibrulous you blunder
You know I keep a cannon
They waiting for my wake so I sleep with the cannon
I creep with the cannon
Cause I be stackin money, niggas be actin funny
So I be actin dummy
I eats with the cannon, I shits with the cannon
Comma, cannon, Obama with the cannon, osama with the cannon
I'm affiliated with the drama, with the cannon, I'm affiliated when it's
drama, get the cannon
Gimme some room
Got the pump with the strap
So the strap is the pump
Ju-ju-jump at the jack
Got the cannon for drama
Call that drama with cannon
Gangsta grillz on yo bitch asses, ya'll understanding
We don't be giving a fuck
We be giving it up
It's militia till dust