- published: 24 Jun 2012
- views: 2073323
3:34
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
come and visit my book of faces !
http://www.facebook.com/vi...
published: 24 Jun 2012
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
come and visit my book of faces !
http://www.facebook.com/vilkaz.zebigwan
or birdy site
https://twitter.com/#!/Vilkaz
Comment, subscribe and share !
you can download like a pirat, or simply here
download : http://www.vilkaz.com/?p=37
if you have questions (like can you give me link to the Video of the Washmashine)
or guitar acords :) Check your PM on youtube ;) or simply ask me on facebook, i answer everyone.
washmashine clip = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kexWGNBUVGI
p.s. facebook follovers allready listening to new video ;) but no1 does read this anyways :}
TEXT :
i'm igor pachmelnik zakuskov
and i'm an engineer !
just let me take my breakfast first,
cornflakes, vodka and beer !
and then i'll show you all of mine
constructions ewerywhere
i can explain the world for you,
all that i need is chair
i built many buildings,
well some of them have failed
i had to leave my country,
so through the sea i sailed !
Refrain
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
i built alot of bridges,
some of them even dance
my buildings are very secure !
Intruders have no chance !
you want to drive a broken car
i can help you in this !
no wheel, no tire ! no problem !
those parts i never miss !
my good diploma give me jobs
although i didn't study,
i simply got this from a friend,
as a Birthday gift, from buddy !
since then i travel everywhere,
and sometimes build a Road (
you say it's bad ? but i'm a pro !
i piss in expert mode !
interrupt : (Kalinka style)
i am, an engineeer an i having good time now,
physical calculate ? what does it mean i don't know
you know, learning by doing ? well, i do and you learn
let me make my work here first, and then there is your turn
i feel really well, i get paid more then you
cuz i am an engineer, and who are you ? repair creeeeeeeew !
i drive my tractor like a boss
see what jump i just did ? !
you say this is impossible ?
just like i give a shit !
my bicycle is wearing shoes
showel bazooka is in use
oven in my car melting ore
i have an airbag in tractor !
i once tried to catch the sun
and dirty brick to wash
now i say : my work here is done
was hard day, oh my gosh...
Outtro with
Trust me, i'm an engineer !
i think we'll put this thing right here
trust me, i'm an engineer
what the fuck did just happened here ?
trust me, i'm anengineer !
with epic skill and epic gear !
trust me, i'm an engineer !
oh shit, i think i'm outta here !
- published: 24 Jun 2012
- views: 2073323
2:33
Is Becoming An Engineer Worth All the Hard Work?
Are you kidding me? I can't believe you asked me that question. Send me your home address ...
published: 05 Nov 2009
Is Becoming An Engineer Worth All the Hard Work?
Are you kidding me? I can't believe you asked me that question. Send me your home address so I can drive over and slap you.
- published: 05 Nov 2009
- views: 164108
1:26
Team Fortress 2 | Meet The Engineer
Meet the Engineer, one of nine playable character classes in Team Fortress 2. The third tr...
published: 12 Sep 2007
Team Fortress 2 | Meet The Engineer
Meet the Engineer, one of nine playable character classes in Team Fortress 2. The third trailer in the popular series of character profile movies is now available on Steam at www.steamgames.com.
- published: 12 Sep 2007
- views: 2587011
2:41
Team Fortress 2 - Law Abiding Engineer
What, 9000 comments? There's no way to keep it right!
Full Quality Version available
htt...
published: 01 Apr 2010
Team Fortress 2 - Law Abiding Engineer
What, 9000 comments? There's no way to keep it right!
Full Quality Version available
http://www.filefactory.com/file/b0ff51f/n/TF2LAC_avi
http://ablanknotebook.com/miscfiles/tf2_law_abiding_engineer.avi
http://www.adkgamers.com/index.php?/files/file/1-law-abiding-engineer/
http://www.sendspace.com/file/e02nyp
***
I proudly present my biggest animating/compositing project I ever did and now it is partially about TF2. Let's say, it is for the upcoming engineer update.
You probably have heard of or seen the "Law abiding citizen" movie (better if not). So what if our tf2 heroes were included in the cast?
Just imagine: the war is over, everybody has their own lives, engineer sits at home...
P.S. Failed with aspect on youtube, though its ok in full quality version
P.P.S. Started on February 11, finished on March 29
Px3.S. Heck yeah, 2m views!
- published: 01 Apr 2010
- views: 3356479
4:35
"Hi I'm An Engineer" by CREATE Film Festival
For the first time in his life, Khai is about to attend a speed dating session. Not knowin...
published: 07 Dec 2011
"Hi I'm An Engineer" by CREATE Film Festival
For the first time in his life, Khai is about to attend a speed dating session. Not knowing what to expect, he is led through a journey of discovery and surprises.
A short film by local filmmaker, Melvyn Lim.
"Hi I'm an Engineer" is brought to you as part of the CREATE Film Festival which showcases 2 other short films: "Building Dreams", and "Flight".
Visit us at http://www.createtomorrow.com.sg/filmfest
- published: 07 Dec 2011
- views: 175522
6:29
Is Engineering Right For Me?
Aimed at high school students considering engineering as a career, this video by the Unive...
published: 03 Mar 2008
Is Engineering Right For Me?
Aimed at high school students considering engineering as a career, this video by the University at Buffalo School of Engineering and Applied Sciences describes the unique features of engineering thinking and problem solving.
- published: 03 Mar 2008
- views: 221949
6:58
An Engineer's Guide to Cats
Two professional engineers illustrate the proper care and practical benefits of cats. None...
published: 13 Feb 2008
An Engineer's Guide to Cats
Two professional engineers illustrate the proper care and practical benefits of cats. None of the cats, humans, or engineers were mistreated in the making of this film. They were however, slightly annoyed. T-shirts and other goodies available at: http://www.cafepress.com/engineersguide
"Art Critic" music is Mozart "Requiem, Rex Tremendae" and song on ending credits is called "Sparky's New Bike" both from Shockwave-sound.com royalty free music website.
- published: 13 Feb 2008
- views: 6078515
1:43
Dilbert - The Knack "The Curse of the Engineer"
"The Knack" clip from Dilbert S01E09: Dilbert is diagnosed with "The Knack" at a young age...
published: 29 Jun 2011
Dilbert - The Knack "The Curse of the Engineer"
"The Knack" clip from Dilbert S01E09: Dilbert is diagnosed with "The Knack" at a young age and is destined to become an engineer! Oh no!!!!
- published: 29 Jun 2011
- views: 51279
2:49
An Engineer's Guide to Dating, by "An Engineering Mind"
http://www.anengineeringmind.com
Engineers are a special breed of people, and therefore...
published: 09 Sep 2008
An Engineer's Guide to Dating, by "An Engineering Mind"
http://www.anengineeringmind.com
Engineers are a special breed of people, and therefore careful consideration must me made on their parts throughout the dating process. I'd like to share some hints that I found.
- published: 09 Sep 2008
- views: 121654
5:44
So you want to be an Engineer?
A video produced by Cisco trying to encourage young women into technical or engineering ca...
published: 15 Apr 2007
So you want to be an Engineer?
A video produced by Cisco trying to encourage young women into technical or engineering careers.
- published: 15 Apr 2007
- views: 33795
3:39
I Wanna Be An Engineer - (Billionaire Geeked Out Mix) by: Only Won - the Lyrical Engineer
http://www.onlywon.com
Just a fun rendition to encourage all my science & engineer geeks o...
published: 19 Jan 2011
I Wanna Be An Engineer - (Billionaire Geeked Out Mix) by: Only Won - the Lyrical Engineer
http://www.onlywon.com
Just a fun rendition to encourage all my science & engineer geeks out there. Lyrics below
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I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad, optimize the things I've always had
I wanna be on the cover of PC Magazine, Smiling next to Pentium machines.
oh everytime I close my eyes, I calculate a new design
yeah....an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here...If I was an engineer
Yeah, I wound have a show on Discovery, hoping that e-ve-ry..
body in the country would watch me on their HD.
I'd probably pull an Orville Wright and a Wilbur
Build a plane and take the rudder and dip it in silver.
Give away a few smartphones, like, Einstein here have this
Take my protractor out and do some mathmatics
It's been a couple years since I've been single so
you can find me working late and living off Ho Ho's.
Brain food for the intelligent, sometimes I like to complement
myself for being smart, but you can call me brilliant.
Yeah...Call me a geek or maybe even nerd
but face the facts, we da ones be ruling this world.
Everytime I close my eyes (what cha see, what cha see?)
I calculate a new design (uh huh uh huh)
oh ye-ah....an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here...If I was an engineer
ohhh ohhhh....Yeah, I'm an engineer! oohh ohhhh....
I be playin Xbox with some scientists, workin' with geologist
maybe ask a girl out and get lucky with little kiss.
Or not because I have to...formulate a program
in C++ or going back and using Fortran.
Toss a few equations in just for the heck of it.
Solve my own problem just so I can delineate
Yeah, I be comin' on a whole new level.
Like comparing HDMI to a coax cable.
Sometimes I give directions with Euclidean vectors
And transfer files faster on eSATA connectors.
...I know we all have a simular dream
to build cantilever beams,...it makes me wanna sing
I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad, optimize the things I've always had
I wanna be on the cover of PC Magazine, Smiling next to Pentium machines.
Everytime I close my eyes, I calculate a new design
an efficient way to quantify oh ai..I swear
my patent would be here...If I was an engineer
ooh ohhh....("Yeah! Solve it!) If I was an engineer! ohh ohh
I wanna be an engineer so freakin' bad
- published: 19 Jan 2011
- views: 1045307
4:20
"the worst test" - an engineering flash mob
skule nite 1t3 warns students about the hardships of engineering at an university of toron...
published: 16 Sep 2012
"the worst test" - an engineering flash mob
skule nite 1t3 warns students about the hardships of engineering at an university of toronto engineering exam.
originally performed in skule nite 1t0 - directed by dan marquez.
lyrics by jonny sun.
based on gangster's paradise by coolio.
http://www.skulenite.ca
http://skulepedia.ca/wiki/Skule_Nite
- published: 16 Sep 2012
- views: 3563764
Youtube results:
0:51
Prometheus Alternate Scene: "The Engineer Speaks"
Watch this alternate scene from "Prometheus" with Michael Fassbender and Guy Pearce, and o...
published: 20 Sep 2012
Prometheus Alternate Scene: "The Engineer Speaks"
Watch this alternate scene from "Prometheus" with Michael Fassbender and Guy Pearce, and own an exclusive edition of "Prometheus" only on Xbox Video!
- published: 20 Sep 2012
- views: 605990
4:25
What is an Electrical Engineer?
Jemima Jackson a Graduate Electrical Engineer for Ampcontrol talks us through what a day a...
published: 21 Jun 2012
What is an Electrical Engineer?
Jemima Jackson a Graduate Electrical Engineer for Ampcontrol talks us through what a day at work is like. Jemima gives insight into the skills required to be an engineer. Jemima gained an Industry scholarship through the University of Newcastle when she left school
- published: 21 Jun 2012
- views: 5931
14:49
How to be a successful engineer
This is an interview with Ray Keefe, an electrical engineer and owner of an electronics en...
published: 19 Jun 2011
How to be a successful engineer
This is an interview with Ray Keefe, an electrical engineer and owner of an electronics engineering firm. In this interview he talks about getting employment after graduation, being a good engineer and being a successful engineer.
- published: 19 Jun 2011
- views: 3299
1:10
The profession of a sound engineer 2013
True Story these days . join our facebook page
http://www.facebook.com/TranceProducersTr...
published: 08 Jan 2013
The profession of a sound engineer 2013
True Story these days . join our facebook page
http://www.facebook.com/TranceProducersTrolls
- published: 08 Jan 2013
- views: 296107