Squelch the little weasel, crush him before he spawns
Break it to me gently, but with merriment and song
Squelch the little weasel, juice him as he bleeds
Feed him to the many, for thous their souls shall weep
Sipping of the sunray blading in the earth
Evolving was the nectar given to the weasel birth
I was just a puppet until the clouds caved in
Bless me now you are sacred my flesh betwixt my skin
Sipping of the sunray blading in the earth
Good morning my love
The skies are clearing up today
Can I kiss you on the boob
Like I did yesterday?
You let me in
You let me sin
You made me cry
You got me high
Can I touch you in the nude?
You lookin' really good in bed
How come you ain't talkin'
Like we was yesterday?
You let me in
You let me sin
You made me cry
You got me high
Wake up little wakeup
Got somethin' new to say
Don't move a muscle
I'm gettin' dressed and I can't stay
Oh, you let me in
You let me sin
You made me cry
You got me high
You let me in
You got me high
Got me high
Got me high, high, high
Good morning love
Why they wanna see my spine mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again mommy
Much worse than last time
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down
I'm feelin' grasy mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky vaseline mommy
Please don't let me die
Am I gonna see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts mommy!
Am I gonna die?
Smile on mighty Jesus
Bop-shoo-wanne-wanne
Up on the hill, down by the river
By the ocean, across the field
By the word of the boognish
I said, ";Lordy lordy lord, I'm comin' home";
(Lordy lordy lord, I'm comin' home)
When I was younger my momma told me
She said ";Gener, I wanna smell it.";
And then she smelled it and it was smelly
And she said, ";Lordy lordy lord, I'm comin' home";
(Lordy lordy lord, I'm comin' home) In a dream said he was comin'
Boognish was risin' up from the mist
He held the scepter of wealth and power
And said, ";By god, I've come to take you home.";
(By god, I've come to take you home)
Ahhhhh, shit, ahhh
Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
He stung my brain
Awwwww
He stung me, he stung me, uhh
Weedeating Vaughn's grass
A big bumblebee came right out
He stung me 47,000 times on my head
It hurt, it hurt, oh god it hurt so badly
Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Thank you!
Voodoo Lady
Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie
Your lips are hot and spicy
Servin' up red beans and rice
At midnite she's a' howlin' and stompin'
Makin' love to the gators in the swampin'
(Repeat Chorus)
I feel you now inside me
Never once did you deny me
Doin' that stuff that you do
Knockin' me out with your voodoo
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat first verse)
You fucked up
You bitch
You really fucked up
You fucked up
you fuckin' nazi whore
You dicked me over
But now you'll pay
You fucked up
Voodoo Lady
Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie
Your lips are hot and spicy
Servin' up red beans and rice
At midnite she's a' howlin' and stompin'
Makin' love to the gators in the swampin'
(Repeat Chorus)
I feel you now inside me
Never once did you deny me
Doin' that stuff that you do
Knockin' me out with your voodoo
(Repeat Chorus)
(Repeat first verse)
(Repeat Chorus)
The wash is out, It's hanging up
And all I have is nothing
Nothing to do, nothing to say
I think I must be dreaming
The sun comes up and I'm all washed out
Is this what Deaner was talkin' about
I don't think I will ever return again my friend
If I was king, I'd wear a ring
And never hurt my people
I'd stay alert, and dress to kill
I might even slip you something
The sun comes up and I'm all washed out
Is this what Deaner was talkin' about
I don't think I will ever return again my friend
The sun comes up and I'm all washed out
Is this what Deaner was talkin' about
AIDS
AIDS
AIDS
AIDS
AIDS
AIDS
Sitting alone in the den
Watching the eel
Help me find my way home
Watching the eel
Burrows it's head in the sand
Daylight has come
There shall be rest in a while
Daylight has come
I can not repeal
The words of the golden eel
Who can explain all these thoughts
Racking my mind
An endless barrage of shit
Racking my mind
The eel offered his help
I can't understand
Speaking it's truth from the bank
Now I can see
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
I cannot repeal the words of the golden eel
Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree
Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free
But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Take a wrinkled raisan, and do with it what you will
Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill
Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Throw that pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
Take me away to some other land
I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy
She took my love away
She took it to another man
Now I gotta get away from that girl
Before I go craaaaazy
(Repeat twice)
Gotta get away
Crazy
She took my love away
Now I gotta get away
[instrumental]
Three men's all there were, three men out at sea
Three men came aboard my ship and took my true love from me
I couldn't believe
She wanted to leave -- she wanted to leave
I've loved you so long, since you were a child
I've cared for your every need, I've tried to make you smile
When all the while
You wanted to leave -- you wanted to leave
Go gather the guns, we'll blast them at sea
She begged for me not to shoot
For ";My true love is here with me,
And I've never loved thee,
And now I must leave, and now I must leave.";
So go fetch a bottle of rum dear friends
And fill up my glass to the rim
For I'm not the man, I used to be
Now I'm one of them
[";Dancing In The Show"; outro]
Monsters that trinkle like cats in the night
The cosmic conceiver continues his plight
A war of the heavens, what's wrong and what's right
Right to the ways and the rules of the world
Right to the ways and the rules of the world
Spraying the children with incense and myrrh
The hopeless confessions of minds unsure
Spraying the children with incense and myrrh
Right to the ways and the rules of the world
Right to the ways and the rules of the world
I tried to come over and see you today
I tried to come over to want you to say
I wanted you say to come today
Right to the ways and the rules of the world
Right to the ways and the rules of the world
Mindlessly hoping she falls for their minds
Holding the sacraments, secrets unkind
Chewing the curdles of cream from the rain
Right to the ways and the rules of the world
Chewing the grits...
Right to the ways and the rules of the world
Monsters that tinkle, trinkle like the jam's gone astray...
let me lock in the system at warp 2
push it into systematic overdrive -
u know what 2 do
let's cruise! past all the golden poo
that makes me blue
this thing gonna ? ? ? ? on the
poopship destroyer
let me jam all the frequencies on channel 2
i've been chewin' on this brownie
and i thinks i'm almost through
let's cruise! the chocolate stew was u know who
i told u to jam the frequency
this sector's chartered by you
[Instrumental]
Bark, uhhhh....
[repeats]
Papa zit, go!
Who's yo papa - papa zit
Where's yo mama - papa zit
Listen to papa - papa zit
Where's yo mama - papa zit
This is the shit
Chew tobacco - papa zit
Two chewbaccas - papa zit
Who's yo papa - papa zit
Where's yo mama - papa zit
This is the shit Who's yo papa - papa zit
Where's yo mama - papa zit
Listen to papa - papa zit
Who's yo mama - papa zit
This is the shit
Chew tobacco - papa zit
Two chewbaccas - papa zit
Who's yo papa - papa zit
Where's yo mama - papa zit
This is the shit - this is the shit
Old Queen Cole, gotsta take control
You drinkin' whiskey and wine and it tastes just fine
For you now Nicki life is gettin' tricky
And you're runnin' outta gas drivin' way too fast
Full throttle in gear tryin' hard to steer you
Toward immaculate conception, heavy metal perception
There's a world that's all around you and no one will ever find you
For you that's ok 'cause tomorrow's just another day
Rock, roll, butter, bread, remember what yo' mama said
Hey it's just yo' life, why don't you find the biggest knife
You can find now baby yeah you actin' like a lady
You got blood on your pants and I know that you can dance
Queen Cole Queen Cole, gotsta take control
You drinkin' whiskey and wine and it tastes just fine
For you now Nicki life is gettin' tricky
And you're runnin' outta gas drivin' way too fast
Old man thunder, sound of thunder
Broan sh' brazh daunn oh!
Birndi sihnn, gone d fir d'sau
The munth of funth
Gonna rundowntown, d'sau
When you came into the Pod, you told me that something was wrong
Said you wasn't havin' no more fun and you want to lick the sun.
Couldn't say it was any fun. Oh dude.
Now you're on the couch. You can't even move your fucking head.
Tell me that you wish you was dead.
Dude, I really don't wish you was dead.
Better stay in your sweaty mucus bed. Oh dude.
I can't have a smoke,
Can't even enjoy a little brew.
Can't even enjoy a little brew.
What the hell's my bugging going to do?
Can't even pet the horses in zoo.
We're Ween, it's 1991!
And we are here to play you music
Now this song is called ";Mushroom Festival In Hell";.
The wind is howling and the time is right for fear
In the emergence in the phosphorescent tears
And all the hippies gonna lick the mind of god?
They've already been immersed in the wad
The wind is howling and the sea is boiling down
The mind is the water, the mind is the water
'Cause it's a mushroom festival in hell
'Cause it's a mushroom festival in hell
Yeah!
This is our best gig...ever...
No, no!
Way up on -
I knew you'd fuck it up!
Here it come!
Way up on the hill there's an old whiskey still
And it's right by a hard working crew
If you finish up your mug (oh beautiful) then they'll fill up your jug
With that good, good 'ol mountain dew (everybody sing)
Well, they call it that good old mountain dew
And them that refuse it are few
Well, you may go 'round the bend but you'll come back again
For that good, good 'ol mountain dew, whoo!
Turn it down, Kirk!
Take it, Jimmy!
Hey, Kirk! I can't hear this thing, man!
Oh!
Hey, let's everybody!
Well, they call it that good old mountain dew
(You like this one, do you?)
And them that refuse it are few
Well, you may go 'round the bend but you'll come back again
For that good old mountain dew
So it....
Ha ha ha!
Whoa, Jimmy!
Whoo, goddamn fuckin' a!
Thank you, we're Ween!
Good night, St. Louis!
How would you feel, if I took you away
To a place I know, a place where we could stay
Called Joppa Road, a pretty place I know
where we can go, called Joppa Road
The things I feel on Joppa Road
Can make me stay, and make me go
This old road where I long to go
Called Joppa Road, where we can go
Put your best dress on, there's a place I know
Where we can go, called Joppa Road
It's a little ways, where the sun shines down
Where we drive real slow, on Joppa Road
Joppa Road, a pretty place I know
Where we can go, called Joppa Road
Hey, yo bro, that's a dude I know
Works on Joppa Road, at the Sunoco
If we drive by slow, with the top down low
We'll heel and toe on Joppa Road
(Repeat first verse)
It's a little ways where the sun shines down
Where we drive real slow on Joppa Road
On Joppa Road, Joppa Road
Baby what have I done
Gone and left you, all alone
It's hard for me to sing this song
We've been together for so long
I think I know what my soul's got to say
And it won't hurt as bad, someday
It's gonna be alright, baby
It's gonna be alright, love
And if the mist ever let's the sun through
I'll just hope I did the right thing
For me and you
Guess I'm ruled by my heart
Built a life and I tore it all apart
It's just not our time
But you'll find a new love, and you'll be fine
So many dark and lonely nights
But I believe someday I'll see the light
It's gonna be alright, baby
It's gonna be alright, love
And if the mist ever let's the sun through
I'll just hope I did the right thing
For me and you
It's gonna be alright, baby
It's gonna be alright, love
And if the mist ever let's the sun through
I'll just hope I did the right thing
For me and you
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right
Breakfast at Shoney's at 2.99
Saved me some money and eased up my mind
I'm walkin' in circles and feelin' the pain
I'm tossin' and turnin' and cryin' in vain
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
And nobody answers 'cause somethin' ain't right
Here we go
I'm ridin' at midnight and crossin' the line
From the rain in my windshield and the tears in my eyes
Now the bedroom is empty and I spent my last dime
And the lovers are leavin', I got nothin' but time
I got you on my mind
Like a Japanese cowboy or a brother on skates
Like a blizzard in Georgia or a train runnin' late
I call out your name girl in the heat of the night
i saw my brother weepin' in the dead of the night
i said, dude man, you feelin' alright
gener said nothin' and continued to weep
i caught papa gene ween cryin' in his sleep
i saw gener cryin' in his sleep
i tried to wake him up but he made not a peep
life at the top can be tough
sometimes u think you've seen enough
but u can find a diamond in the rough
but when it's time for bed you shouldn't
think about that stuff
Is it alive, does it writhe
Can it survive under the sun?
I can't put my finger on it.
Is it green, is it red
Is it alive or is it dead
I can't put my finger on it
Scathe with a lathe
All the days in the past
I can't put my finger on it
Is it brown, is it white
Is it really outta sight
I can't put my finger on it
Can it squeal, does it squirm
If it's fresh will it burn?
I can't put my finger on it
Can it fly, will it try
If the wings are still wet?
I can't put my finger on it
Can it heal, is it real
Can it feel the threads of time?
I can't put my finger on it
Does it glow, will it shine
Does it leave a trail of slime
I can't put my finger on it
Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside?
(Repeat three times)
(Repeat first verse)
Fluffy, furry buddy
Chewed his leg on the porch
Why¹d you do it Fluffy
On the porch?
Good dog Fluffy
Old friend, my pal
Fluffy¹s got his buddy
On the porch
Penny, she's my girlie
She sits here with me, on the porch
Oh Penny looks so pretty
On the porch
Penny takes Fluffy for a walk out
On the path
And Fluffy chases the other doggies
On the path
The pig says to Penny
"Get Fluffy back on the porch"
So me and Fluffy and Penny
Do you ever walk alone?
Like a drifter in the dark
Seeking out what isn't there
Looking only for a spark
From a girl who's all alone
Maybe she's a driftin' too
Like a shadow in the night
Waitin' just to meet with you
And then perhaps in love you'll stay
Or fall and go your seperate ways
Still searchin' for a spark
Like a drifter in the dark
Freedom of the body
Freedom of the mind
A ho on South Street hired for tricks
Little girls pickin' up sticks
Freedom of '76
Wastee little weasel
Wants cheap tricks
Liberty bell cracked in half
A bacon steak
A perfect match
Freedom of '76
My girl Sasha
Lookin' good on the street
"Mannequin" was filmed at Woolworth's
Boyz II Men still keepin' up the beat, yeah
Freedom of '76
Fairmount Park in the summer
Lookin' good on the street
"Mannequin" was filmed at Woolworth's
Boyz II Men still keepin' up the beat
don't quiver little boy
your daddy's with you now
it won't be long anyhow
it's just around the corner
the destiny that i embrace with you
don't get 2 close to my fantasy
don't be afraid to clutch the hand of your creator
stare into the lion's eyes
and if u taste the candy
you'll get 2 the surprise
stay calm little dreamer
and drift off into dreams
the gentle kiss of night
is better than it seems
it's just around the corner
close your eyes and soon you'll be with me
Skag trapped in a demon sweat the night she left.
Wrapped up in a blanket and I'm feelin' wet.
They said she flew from the goals in her life.
Then she wet like blood from a knife.
I'm here, and it's all so clear now.
Wind flows and it's blowing cold, and I'm still here.
Gripping onto what's not around.
Now it's all so clear to me now.
Now I know, some times I try a bit too hard.
And I can't let go of you.
Boo-boop-dee-doo. Boo-boo-boop-dee-doo.
[studio version appears on the "Skycruiser" EP]
He's a hobble with a wobble at the gang raid [??]
Cover it with gas and set it on fire
He's a hobble with a wobble at the gang raid [??]
Cover it with gas and set it on fire
It's an earth chock, war plot, peppermint lasso [??] Jimmy
Cover it with gas and set it on fire
It's an earth chock, war plot, peppermint lasso [??]
Cover it with gas and set it on fire
Cover it with gas and set it on fire [3x]
Thank you!
I couldn't taste the taste that I was tastin'
I couldn't hear the waste that I was makin'
Tired of the life I was facin'
I couldn't tell one from another
I couldn't hide a secret from my mother
Any other mother wouldn't bother
Makin' time, breakin' ground
Sail Brown Bay to Chocolate town
Got me on the porch, I'm in the front row
Says, "Shit's for real man", like I don't know
But get your punk ass back to the dog show
Makin' time, breakin' ground
Sail Brown Bay to Chocolate town
A new breath, I feel the grip releasin'
Scraping my guts off of the ceiling
I've got that sunny bunny feeling
Makin' time, breakin' ground
Sail Brown Bay to Chocolate town
Makin' time, breakin' ground
Sail Brown Bay to Chocolate town
Makin' time, breakin' ground
Captain, turn around and take me home
Can U Taste the Waste?
Can U Taste the Waste?
Can U Taste the Waste?
Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme
Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Spicy and sticky
Candi
Chocolate with cheese
Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme
Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme
Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Chocolate with cheese
Candi, Candi
Ahhhhh, shit, ohhh shit
Ohhhhh Jesus!
Ahhhh bumblebee
He stung me, stung me ahhhhh
He stung my brain
Awwwww
Weedeating Vaughn's grass
A big bumblebee came right out
He stung me 47, 000 times on my head
It hurt, it hurt, oh god it hurt so badly
Ahhhh bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
Bumblebee stung me
It's been a while since I've seen you smile
But now you've come back again
Came into the room and you saw my girl
And you asked her how long it's been
"A year" she said and you shook your head
Said "I'm surprised it's gone on that long"
Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
For words I am at a loss
Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
I'm better now please fuck off
What else you gonna say while you're back on your stay
Maybe something, maybe nothing we'll see
It's just too bad, you're beautiful I guess
I wasn't for you and you weren't for me
Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
Please slip back into yourself
Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
Go conquer someone else
People say, "How beautiful, how sweet, how kind"
You're perfect, you've got nothing to hide
But I, for one, have seen the sun
And the bitch that you've locked up inside
Got fat, got angry, started hating myself
Wrote "Birthday Boy" for you babe
Now I'm skinny and sick and paranoid
Without a cent to my name
Baby, Baby, Baby Bitch
Fuck you, you stinkin' ass ho
Most beauty I've seen
You come from a dream
But I can't close my eyes anymore
Blackjack
Big black Betty (blackjack)
Little spanish Eddie (big flapjack)
Blackjack
Indian black betty
Hey fat boy, come here -- you killed my mother, I'm going to kill you
Hey fat boy, come here -- I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you
Hey fat boy, asshole, come here, you killed my mother
Hey fat boy, come here -- asshole, I'm going to kill you, I'm going to kill you
Fucker, asshole, come here -- you killed my mother
Hey asshole, come here -- I'm going to kill you -- I'm going to kill you
Asshole, come here -- asshole, come here -- hey asshole, come here
Fucker, come here -- you killed my mother -- I'm going to kill you
Hey fat boy, come here -- you killed my mother
Hey asshole, come here -- hey asshole, come here
Hey there fancypants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon
A song for all the lonely hearts, shattered dreams and broken parts
Feels like sunny days are coming soon
Hey Mr. Buttercup
Spin the wheel and try your luck
The spotlight's shining bright tonight on you
Bring along your lady friend, do a dance from way back when
Tonight's the night when all your dreams come true
Hey there sour grapes
Down in the dumps, long in the face
Drinkin' down your dinner, all alone
Feelin' bad, feelin' blue, tonight the rainbow ends with you
So sit on down and make yourself at home... So
Hey there fancypants
Play the songs that make us dance
Play the tunes that make the ladies swoon
A song for all the lonely hearts, shattered dreams and broken parts
Feels like sunny days are coming soon
There were beverages laid out for the party
There were candy and spices and tricolored pastas
The meat carved was drawn from succulent juices
Served on platters of the purest gold
I was calm when we arrived at the party
I spoke with fervor, embracing the evening
My wife leaned over and she whispered 'I love you'
I held her close - we danced
We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much
We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much
Creampuffs and bourbon and the music was louder
My wife was competing in a game of chance
The party raged and the guests were screaming
I could have danced all night
We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much
We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much
Later on when we were under the covers
I closed my eyes, then I drifted to sleep
I dreamt about me maybe throwing a party
And just how great that would be
And we said
We had the best time at your party
The wife and I thank you very much
We had the best time at your party
She's a sweetheart in the summer
Summertime is here again
She's a sweetheart in the summer
And I hope it never ends
Winter days that never end
Frozen nights with you under the covers
But the lonely time we spend is worth it in the end when summer comes
Makin' love and holdin' hands
Rollin' in the sun and sand together
But every year when summer comes around
We fall in love again
She's a sweetheart in the summer
Summertime is here again
She's a sweetheart in the summer
And I hope it never ends
I'm gonna take you far away
Pack the car let's get away for a while (getaway getaway...)
We'll find a hotel room and call it home for just a couple days
Love to see your smiling face nothing else is sweeter in the world
'cause when everything is said and done you will always be my girl
She's a sweetheart in the summer
Summertime is here again
She's a sweetheart in the summer
And I hope it never ends
Sweetheart in the summertime 2x
Uuhuh oh
The fruit man sold the guava to the black man
The black man peeled the skin with the bare hand
A juice man took a stand with the fruit man
And they cooked up the fish brought in fresh from the ocean
The fish man sold an axe to the boat man
A chinaman caused a scene with the black man
Accused him of selling fish that was frozen
The black man yelled at the chinaman,
"It is not broken. It is not frozen.
The fish it was just caught in the ocean.
I do not steal.
Don't breathe another sound or I'll take that fish and return it to the ocean."
The fruit man consoled the black man
The boatman explained to the chinaman
And it was dark, really dark, with the sun down
And the fish they swam, they swam in the ocean
I dreamt of a move
a great move
to another place with much more land
I was driven by car
and woke before I got there
I remember the place and it was beautiful
A friends a friend who knows what being a friend is, talking with a friend.
As friends we were always so close but so far away...
friends in life are special do you want me as your special friend?
Cause you're the friend that I've been searching for.
There was more for me
It would be more open
scary to think that I could be happy
she'd said it was the same road
but up more, alot more
just be patient and we'll get there
A friends a friend who knows what being a friend is, talking with a friend.
As friends we were always so close but so far away...
friends in life are special do you want me as your special friend?
Cause you're the friend that I've been searching for.
I never got there
but the morning brings light
and so, I'll keep on looking.
A friends a friend who knows what being a friend is, talking with a friend.
As friends we were always so close but so far away...
friends in life are special do you want me as your special friend?
As she bounces through the blue sky
Everybody's building up a big blue balloon
They made the string from fairy wings and golden dreams
See how high it goes
No one knows about the blue balloon
She's defied the eyes of all man
Sliding over and down the big blue balloon
Can the father's love reach the child above the clouds
So as to dance the day up high
Way up high, above the blue balloon
Blue, blue balloon
My soul calls to you
See her bounce along the banks of Buckinow
She's a sweet surprise and odd why accepting all
Beating along the paths, boulder caps and icicles
She melts into the earth and blows the air back to the central
Blue balloon
Blue, blue balloon
My soul calls to you
A-did we miss the moon?
I'd lie in your arms if I could now
Such a common pain
Repeats itself again and again now
Flowers grow in the springtime
And leaves fall from the trees
I've been gone for so long
You just threw away the keys
I understand it
But I don't want it
I know it so well
You tripped me and I laughed when you fell now
This isn't how it should be
I've let you drift so far from me now
But please, hold onto the memories
Before we really crash and burn
We've got ourselves so wrapped up
That we've forgotten how to learn
I understand it
Hey little boy, whatcha got there?
Kind sir it's a mollusk I've found
Did you find it in the sandy ground?
Does it emulate the ocean's sound?
Yes I found it on the ground
Emulating the ocean's sound
Bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me
Let's be forever and forever be free
Hey little boy come walk with me
And bring your new found mollusk along
Does it speaketh of the trinity
Can it gaze at the sun with its wandering eye
Yes it speaks of the trinity
Casting light at the sun with its wandering eye
Bring forth the mollusk, cast unto me
Let's be forever and forever be free
You see there are three things that spur the mollusk
From the sand the waking of all creatures
That live on the land
And with just one faint glance
Back into the sea the mollusk lingers
Did you ever seen a whale with a polka dot tail
Did you ever seen a man with eight fingers on his hand
Did you have to dry your eye when you saw that puppy fly
Oh no, tell me it ain't so...
Have you ever tried to shrink like an ice cube in the sink
Have you ever tried to see what lies hidden in the tree
Have you ever made a plan and squished it in your hand
Oh no, tell me it ain't so...
Billy
(Repeat verse two)
Ocean man
Take me by the hand lead me to the land that you understand
Ocean man
The voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip
Ocean man
The crust of a tan man embibed by the sand
Soaking up the thirst of the land
Ocean man
Can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman
Ocean man
The crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man
Ocean man
The sequence of a life form braised in the sand
I lick my brain in silence
Rather squeeze my head instead
Midget man provoking violence
Listen not to what I said
I said please calm it down
Everything is turning brown
Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist
Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding
In my mind, I'm fine, accepting only fresh brine
You can get another drop of this, yeah you wish...
(repeat)
Laughing lady living lover
Ooo you sassy frassy lassie
Find me the skull of Haile Sellase, I...
Give me shoes so I can tapsy
Tap all over this big world
Take my hand you ugly girl...
A child without an eye
Made her mother cry
Why ask why
She kept her child clean
On Buckingham Green
The children saw the eye
As a sign from God
Descending from the sky
It was alright to dream
Of Buckingham Green
Summon the Queen
Spoke the child of eye
It's time to fly
Turning fire to steam
Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love
And in Camville he was slain
I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day
But when twelve months were come and gone
This young man he arose
What makes you weep down by my grave
I can't take my repose
One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips -- one kiss is all I crave
One kiss, one kiss of your lily white lips and return back to your grave
My lips they are as cold as my clay
My breath is heavy and strong
If thou was to kiss my lily white lips
Thy days would not be long
Oh don't you remember the garden grove where we used to walk
Pluck the finest flower of them all, twill wither to a stalk
Go fetch me a nun from the dungeon deep
And water from a stone
And white milk from a maiden's breast,
That babe ere never known
Go dig me a grave both long, wide and deep as quickly as you may
I'll lie down in it and take one sleep for twelve month and one day
Cold blows the wind over my true love
Cold blows the drops of rain
I never had but one true love
And in Camville he was slain
I'll do as much for my true love as any young girl may
I'll sit and weep down by his grave for twelve month and one day
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up
Pony, Pony, Pony Mister, would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung
[repeat first verse]
Don't you ever think of me
When you're outside strollin'
Don't you ever wave the flag
When we're rockin' and rollin'
Don't shit where you eat, my friend
Who said it was hard to climb
A peak that you can't see
I tell ya it's an easy thing
When it's you and me
But don't shit where you eat, my friend
A little food and drink uh huh
Nothin' too fancy
Lamb, veal, and some good ole wine
This is the life for me
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna go
oh, just so ya know
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
days go by
and i'm still high
but you know
i'm thinkin' about you
corn's turned brown
the eves fall to the ground
it's a sound that reminds
me of you
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna go
oh, just so ya know
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
no telephone
to call you at home
i'm alone
on the throne
go get somethin'
hey, thanks for nothin'
i'll keep truckin'
and gettin' myself stoned
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
i don't wanna go
oh, just so ya know
i don't wanna leave you on the farm
days go by
and i'm still high
but you know
i'm thinkin' about you
corn's turned brown
the eves fall to the ground
it's a sound that sticks
like glue.
Loving you through it all - thick and thin,
Bad and good, sun and rain, and the sun, and the sun, and the rain
Loving you through it all - rain and snow,
Thick and thin, sun and rain, rain and sun and rain, thick and thin, bad and good
Bad and good, sun and rain
Loving you - loving you
Loving you through it all - thick and thin,
Good and bad, sun and rain, rain and sun, good and bad, sun and rain
Rain and sun
Loving you through it all - loving you through it all
Loving you through it all - loving you through it all
Through it all
Loving you through it all - thick and thin,
Good and bad, sun and rain, good and bad, good and bad
Loving you through it all - loving you through it all
Thick and thin, bad and good, good and bad, sun and rain,
Loving you, loving you through it all, loving you, through it all
it's a nine mile walk
from the office to the pumps
sometimes you think you're gonna drop
in the end you're filthy dirty
horny and pissed off
and before you can leave u gotta sweep the fuckin' shop
it's a real real bitch
to be workin' 4 the man
but shit i do it well so what the fuck
i could probly wash dishes
at some other fuckin' dump
but it's all the same to me
bustin' ass 2 make a buck
so read 'em up + stick 'em
pump that fucker good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks
it's a piss poor life
when the ladies fire u up
and then u check their oil and know you're fucked
'cuz no one wants a loser
who works for 5 an hour
smells like gas, looks like shit
works in the rain - rude as hell
i can fix a tire like hurricane melinda
i know that i'm the best for what it's worth
so if i choose to help you
don't look like you expect it
'cuz it's a gift that god gave me at birth
so read 'em up + stick 'em
pump that fucker good
some woman down on main st. needs a jump
get your fingers outta your ass
and pump some faggot's gas
and think about how bad new hope sucks
REPEAT
Buenas Tardes Amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again
You killed my brother last winter
You shot him three times in the back
In the night I still hear mama weeping
Oh mama, still dresses in black
I looked at every fiesta
For you I wanted to greet
Maybe I'd sell you a chicken
With poison interlaced with the meat
You...you look like my brother
Mama loved him the best
He was head honcho with the ladies
Mama always said he was blessed
The village all gathered around him
They couldn't believe what they saw
I said it was you that had killed him
And that I'd find you and upstand the law
The people of the village believed me
Mama...she wanted revenge
I told her that I'd see that she was honored
I'd find you and put you to death
So now...now that I've found you
On this such a joyous day
I tell you it was me who killed him
But the truth I'll never have to say
Buenas tardes amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again
I feel a tick in my head and he's sucking on my head
In the morning i'll be dead if he doesn't leave my head
Why can't he go away why does he have to stay
Maybe he wanna play but I can only say
That I'll get you, I'll burn you, I'll crush you, I'll flush you (down, down)
The toilet where you'll spiral (around-round)
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
I tried to get rid of my plague but I left some of his leg
And he grew back pretty quick so I stabbed the little prick
But now I cut my head -- in the morning I'll be dead
But even after still he'll find someone to kill
And he'll get you, I'll burn you, I'll crush you, I'll flush you (down, down)
The toilet where you'll spiral (around-round)
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
Awww, tick -- mmm tick tick tick -- brr tick
Fat Lenny's gonna walk right into myself
Fat Lenny's gonna see myself (Reflect it back on myself)
Fat Lenny's gonna lick the shellack off the window sill
And I say Fat Lenny's gonna lick my head off
Stop by my friend Fat Lenny, I like him a lot (Tell him about my buddy)
He's Fat Lenny - what
Fat Lenny's gonna lick the shellack off the window sill
And I said now Fat Lenny's gonna jump up and down (Run back down the hill)
And I said now Fat Lenny knows what he is (to be Fat Lenny) 'cause he is Fat Lenny (he's my buddy)
He's Fat Lenny (I know what he is to be Fat Lenny) 'cause he's my friend Fat Lenny
I like Fat Lenny, I like 'cause he's my friend Fat Lenny - Fat Lenny
What - you know - he's Fat Lenny - you know
You know he's Fat Lenny
Fat Lenny's gonna lick my brain today
Fat Lenny doesn't like me anyway
Fat Lenny said (my friend) today
Fat Lenny
Fat Lenny, Fat Lenny,
Fat Lenny, Fat Lenny, Fat fat fat Lenny
Fat Lenny, Fat Lenny
Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser bun
[repeat throughout background of song]
I met her at the Living Earth Show
She crossed the room, the lights sank low
We're together, she really digs me -- she fucks me
Who would think I could be so happy?
When I'm cold, I know she's keepin' me warm
We're together, she really digs me -- she fucks me
She's in my arms, she's in my heart, yeah
Pins and needles up and down my spine
We're together, she really digs me now
She fucks me, she fucks me
I met her at the Living Earth Show
She crossed the room, the lights sank low
We're together, she really digs me -- she fucks me
Who would think I could be so happy?
When I'm cold, she's keepin' me warm
When we're together, she really digs me -- she fucks me
She's in my arms, she's in my heart, yeah
Pins and needles up and down my spine
We're together, she really digs me now
She fucks me, she fucks me, she fucks me
She fucks me, she fucks me, she fucks me
She fucks me now, yeah
[studio version appears on ";God Ween Satan: The Oneness";]
Great...it would be the greatest thing
I don't know you you are, I don't know who you want to be
When I carbonate the test tube, then you won't see me
I've got a twin cab diesel combo, it takes me where I want to go
And all the nuphies are happy, they know of a fungus that grow
So when you see Hoecke's mind screw don't come running to me
'Cause I will scream and set aflame marble tulip juicy tree
Marble tulip juicy tree -- it's where I want to be
When I gnaw on the tulip it'll wish that it was me
Every morning I put my shoes on and I think about she
Who controls the four seasons inhaling kitties in the see
It's like a noodle in a salad -- little birdy wants to be set free-ee
I drill the corpse lobe with my mommy -- marble tulip juicy tree
So this song's about the loving thing that you are to me
Just stay away from my adenoids and marble tulip juicy tree
Marble tulip juicy tree -- it's where I want to be
When I gnaw on the tulip it'll wish that it was me
Look now I hold the world in my hands
Whoo, seems like awakened trance
Up on the hill, down by the river
By the ocean across the field
By the word of the Boognish
I said, ";Lordy, lord, lord, I'm comin' home";
In a dream, said he was coming
Boognish was risin'
Up from the mist.......
[more inaudible ranting]
Whoo!
[studio version appears on "Chocolate & Cheese"]
Alright, this is a song - what the fuck was that? -
This is from "Chocolate & Cheese", this is a - this is a song
That we wrote uh -
I don't know, probably when we wrote the rest of the songs
From "Chocolate & Cheese"
It's about a little boy and his pony
Yeah!
Sick little pony, coughing up snot
And uh- can't seem to diagnose the diagnosis
Ha, ha, ha!
It's called "Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?"
Thank you! By Ween.
Two Three Four!
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would ya help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up
Pony, Pony, Pony
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung
Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up
That was pretty good...
That was one of the better versions of "Pony" I've heard all week
what's your big secret?
could u give me a clue?
oh silly girl
i'm so in love with u
wontcha tell me what's on your mind
if u opened your head
tell me what would u find
are u 4 real?
what do you feel?
finders keepers
losers weepers
if i could get the lid off
i'd look inside the jar
is this the best i can do?
it ain't done me no good so far
mind over matter
but it seems i don't matter at all
nan - a party of one
He would step out of the night
And light a fire among his tribe
Carving from a bear's tooth
He used the flesh to feed the youth, he'd salt it down
Sails were made from darkened hide
Fish were caught in the lowest tide
Thought of war kept him strong
He listened for the battle song, in the night
And the old would teach the young
To heed the word of the master's tongue
A chosen son would take a bride
Morgan's pain
Succumbs to the frame
In a zany combination
Of Wayne's pet youngin'
Astral plane
Conversing lame
In a zany combination
Of Wayne's pet youngin'
A stained pane
Drownin' out the rain
In a zany combination
Of Wayne's pet youngin'
You name the game
And I'll bring Dwayne
And Roger and Rerun
To Wayne's pet youngin'
Rerun's brain
Confetti stain
In a zany combination
Of Wayne's pet youngin'
What's your name?
Are you glad you came?
Would you die in the name
Of Wayne's pet youngin'?
Transdermal celebration caused a slight mutation in the rift
It's awful domination left the people running for the hills
But the mutants that I see shine their beauty unto me
I wish you could see them
Tectonic tribulation formed a crust of green beyond the reef
Waves fell in formation 'cause the plants to bend
With spiked leaves, I'm growing with the land
Time has taken my hands and let me touch them
Hey, hey, a billion miles to Mark A
Lay on the lawn, he's already home
When the morning ray hits his face
Transdermal celebration, jets flew in formation
I could see them, dropping the crustaceans
Leaving trails of flames in their wake but where
Yesterday we lost our lives, tomorrow we were born
Fortune smiled upon us, sacrifice the Argus
All that he might help us see
Magna eyes the track for miles
Looking for disease
Puzzled by the mountains
Tricked by the sea
And the Argus is practiced compassion
With an eye on you, as one is on me
Will the god eye grant his forgiveness
And allow he that's lived a reason to see
Counting days and building walls, bells ring so to warn
All the signs that guide us, chosen by the Argus
Tell me he has chosen you
Led by form we?ll shed our soul
Trusting like a child
See the dark face that saved us
Drink from his empty eyes
And the Argus is practiced compassion
With an eye on you, as one is on me
Will the god eye grant his forgiveness
Letting droplets of light erupt from the sea
Lying in beds of garlic and orchids
He closes an eye, which closes another
And in sleep he dreams of watching and looking
And feather clouds dancing he curls up his lid and sleeps
Swirling with visions on man's confusion
All of the work done just to appease him
The Argus he cries, though love has it's place in the sun
State this ache as the final break
Tender situation create a good illusion
Feel the grip of your salvation
This is indeed a tender situation
Make your move man, state your case
Taste the waste man, taste the waste
What is your place in my glorification?
Yeah, this is really a tender situation
Get off the pot man, shake and bake
Taste the waste boy, taste the waste
Pump it up or stray from that old station
Yeah dude this is really a tender situation
State this ache as the final break
Tender situation create a good illusion
Feel the grip of your salvation
This is indeed a tender situation
Make your move man, state your case
Taste the waste man, taste the waste
What is your place in my glorification?
Yeah, this is really a tender situation
Get off the pot man, shake and bake
Taste the waste boy, taste the waste
Pump it up or stray from that old station
Yeah dude this is really a tender situation
State this ache as the final break
Tender situation create a good illusion
Feel the grip of your salvation
This is indeed a tender situation
Make your move man, state your case
Taste the waste man, taste the waste
What is your place in my glorification?
Yeah, this is really a tender situation
Get off the pot man, shake and bake
Taste the waste boy, taste the waste
Pump it up or stray from that old station
Yeah dude this is really a tender situation
Someday
You will hear me sing a love song
Someday
I'll find a girl to call my own
Bringing it all together
Doing it on my own
Walking hand in hand like lovers
And if you wished upon the moon
Then it maybe one day soon
Sunday
Monday
Tuesday - is pizza day
Bringing it all together
Doing it on my own
Walking hand and hand like lovers
And if you wished upon the moon
Ah she danced like a floozie in a hot tub of guava.
Achin' round the scene, you know she's hip to her mantra.
He was a meditated fucker all strung-out on Sinatra.
Hitting van Winkle like there ain't no tomorra.
I saw van Winkle show up on the scene.
I can't remember when I saw that's he's been doing all the sketches of Winkle.
Crying to the heavens in a fit of rage.
Sketches of Winkle.
Keep little humans locked up in a cage.
Sketches of winkle.
I think I love her but she don't love me.
Sketches of winkle.
Why don't you love me, girl?
She drained all the fluid from the sink in the kitchen.
Achin' round these all she's doin' is bitchin'.
Steven said he went and bought a new pair of mittens.
Mean Ween cut me and he said he was kidding.
I saw van Winkle show up on the scene.
I can't remember when I saw that's he's been doing all the sketches of Winkle.
Crying to the heavens in a fit of rage.
Sketches of Winkle.
Keep his little humans locked up in a cage.
Sketches of winkle.
I think I love her but she don't love me.
Sketches of winkle.
Why don't you love me, girl?
Rip van Winkle. Rip Rip Rip van Winkle.
Rip van Winkle. Rip Rip Rip van Winkle.
Let me lock you in the system at Warp 2
Push it on into systematic overdrive
You know what to do
Let's cruise past all the golden poo
That makes me blue
These things gonna help you do better
Poop, poop
Poop ship, poop ship, ship destroyer
On the poop ship, poop ship, ship destroyer
Let me jam all the frequencies on channel 2
I was been chewin' on this brownie
An' I think, I'm almost through
Let's cruise, the chocolate stew was you know for you
I told you to jam this frequency
This sector's chartered by you
Everybody
Poop ship, on the poop ship, ship destroyer
The poop ship, poop ship, ship's destroyer
Pandy Fackler was a working girl
Living alone in another world
Of picket fences and a white fade
Sucking dicks under the Promenade
She was almost in a coma
From doing the Bossa Nova
And the Funky Cold Medina-man
I wish you coulda seen her
Poor little Pandy is doing the best she can
Eating cotton candy from the garbage can
First to come and the last to go
I met her backstage after the 2nd show
Two lonely people on a summer night
We weren't in love but it was still alright
I held her close and she squeezed me tight
Tell me where you come from, was it heaven above?
Oh my dear, i must be falling in love
Can you climb the sunny peaks of a fortress in mud?
Oh my dear, i must be falling in love
Did i tell you i want more than you're really made of?
Oh my dear, i must be falling in love
Can you scope a purple blunder and admit that you are young?
Oh my dear, i must be falling in love
Tell me where you come from, was it heaven above?
Oh my dear, i must be falling in love
Can you climb the sunny peaks of a fortress in mud?
Oh my dear, i must be falling in love
Did i tell you i want more than you're really made of?
Hi, I'm fuckin' Eddie Dingle
I met this girl named Nan
She, she overpopulated my senses
And fuckin' dicked me over
What's your big secret?
Could you give me a clue?
Oh, silly girl, I'm so in love with you
Won't you tell me what's on your mind
If you'd open your head tell me what would I find
Are you for real? What do you feel?
Finders keepers, losers weepers, baby
If I could get the lid off, I'd look into the jar
Is this the best thing that I can do?
It ain't done me no good so far
Mind over matter
But it seems I don't matter at all, fucker
Nan, a table for one
Do you think I could be invited to come? You fuck
What's your big secret baby?
Could you give me a clue?
Oh, silly, silly girl, I'm so in love with you
Won't you tell me what's on your mind
If you'd open your head tell me what would you find
Are you for real? What do you feel?
You know, I saw you yesterday walkin' with Danny
He's a fucker, and you're a fucker too
You know what you did to me baby?
Yeah, you know what you did, now you're walkin' with Danny down the street
How do you think that make me feel huh?
How do you think that make me feel huh? Huh?
You think I like it here, you fucker?
You fuckin' bitch, I hate you, you fucker
You keep walkin' with Danny
You keep fuckin' walkin' with Danny, I don't give a fuck
Unintelligible-
Cough, cough
I swear to god! Look!
This is something new you've never heard before this.
You better take a good look at your mind, fucker.
I know what you want to come here for
You better take a good look at your mind, fucker.
These three little, these three little fuckers.
These three little...pumpkin patch.
These three little pumpkins went into the woods and they said,
They said today we're gonna find something really good to look at.
And they went into the woods and they looked at all the little trees.
And they said this woods is really (sounds like continuous?) little trees.
You know, 'cause nature is just as part of us as we are to the earth.
I said yeah.
And the pumpkins, the pumpkins went further into the woods.
And they came across this little man...with a big, big head.
And the little man said,
What's your fucking idea you fuckers?!
What are you fucking high?!
And the little pumpkin says,
(this next lines pretty sketchy)
We're the pumpkins to join yours for a loose the pumpkin.
Oooey! Oooey! Oooey!
You ain't been in my world.
You never been in my world.
You never will be in my world.
You go away and you'll never be in my world again.
The pumpkin boy said, yes you will, yes you will, I think to stay.
I wanna be in your world.
For you in your world.
Yeah you fuckers, you can't get me off before you leave yourself.
You think you can understand but you can't!
Look, you just entered my world, right?
You just entered my world (sounds like "are quiet lie") you go in and for
Then enjoy nothing but (sounds like "share and progress")
You think you can go from the top of the tree to the top of this too.
(unintelligible
Inaudible ranting for a bit)
The two pumpkins looked at the little man and they said,
Why, why would he be such a, why would he be such a jerk?
And the only thing he does is smoke drugs,
And he doesn't do cocaine,
And he doesn't shoot smack,
And he doesn't even drink beer.
Why would he be such a fucker to me?
Why would he be such fuckers?
All they wanted to do was pumpkins.
All they wanted to laugh at was the pumpkins.
(long unintelligible bit)
It's only the beginning.
Oh mercy, girl you lookin' sexy
Movin' on across the floor
Oh mercy, girl you lookin' sexy
Saw you comin' through the door
Oh baby, such a fine lady
Talkin' and your voice is deep
Oh baby, such a fine lady
I can hardly speak - Monique!
(Chorus)
She's a freak, Monique
I think I'm gonna tweek
She's a freak, Monique
I can hardly speak
Sexy baby, girl you drive me crazy
Let me take you for a drive
Sexy baby, girl you drive me crazy
My body comes to life - body comes to life
Got to make you mine
Girl you so divine
Oh there's no use tryin'
Make ya feel so fine
Gotta have you girl
Take you 'round the world
Make ya start to swirl
Such a lovely girl
(Chorus)
Ooooooohh Freak!
Freaky girl, freaky girl, freaky girl
Sexy baby, girl you drive me crazy
Let me take you for a drive - let me take you for a drive
Sexy baby, girl you drive me crazy
My body comes to life
I don't know who you are
Don't know who you want to be
When I carbonate the test tube
Then you won't see me
I got a twin cab diesel combo
It takes me where I want to go
And all the nuphies are happy
They know of a fungus that grow
So when you see Hoecke's mind screw
Don't come running to me
'Cause [Incomprehensible] will scream and set aflame
Marble tulip juicy tree
Marble tulip juicy tree
It's where I want to be
When I gnaw on the tulip
It'll wish that it was me
Every morning I put my shoes on
And I think about she
Who controls the four seasons
Inhaling kitties in the sea
It's like a noodle in a salad
Little birdy wants to be set free
I drill the corpse lobe with my mommy
Marble tulip juicy tree
So this song's about the loving things
That you are to me
Just stay away from my adenoids
And marble tulip juicy tree
Marble tulip juicy tree
It's where I want to be
When I gnaw on the tulip
How high can you fly?
Flyyyyyyyy
How high can you fly?
How high can you fly?
How high can you fly? - can you get high?
How high can you fly? - yea
sometimes the ones you hold so close can make you cry
but it's a pain in the ass to let 'em go
with a battered wish you hoped that the monkey wore a tie
but it's no surprise to find he don't
put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po
and take a little sniff of the things below
bring it to a boil and simmer low
put the noodle on the griddle as it climbs the Grobe
watch the worker shield his heart from the world outside
didn't get a chance to let him know
Alsace is spinning fast and wine mixed with the tide
please don't let my brain explode
put the pointed pencil in the pepper-po
and take a little sniff of the things below
bring it to a boil and simmer low
Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please, with some gravy fries.
Sink into a greasy mega-weedge and I sneezed and it blew my mind.
Time: it's in the hand of God. Chew on turkey or some cod if you please.
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EL CAMINO
El Camino -- blazing down the road
El Camino -- ah, she's fast, never slow
El Camino -- conquest of the night
El Camino -- Aztec machine speeding to the light
Toronado -- concienda il ma pweeb
Toronado -- ah, she rules the laws of speed
Toronado -- she's a bull of a machine
Toronado -- beauty like I've never seen
Cordoba -- hot siesta at high noon
Cordoba -- oh, she takes me to the moon
Cordoba -- oh, estienda ma chi esta que
Cordoba -- el puentes masto mehta
Cuondo cuondo cuondo
Cuondo cuondo
--(this part taken from jefferson starship's white rabbit,
who got the idea from lewis carroll's "alice in wonderland" story):
"One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small,
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all."
El Camino -- blazing down the road
El Camino -- ah, she's fast, never slow
El Camino -- conquest of the night
Please would you like to be somewhere floating free?
Seems my destiny.
Captain Fantasy.
Take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound.
You could be with me.
Captain Fantasy.
And when I'm there, I'm here.
And when you're near, I'm there.
The only words of your life.
Captain Fantasy.
And when I'm here, I'm there.
And when you're near, I'm here.
The only words of your life.
Captain Fantasy.
Please would you like to be somewhere floating free?
Seems my destiny.
Captain Fantasy.
So take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound.
You could be with me.
Captain Fantasy.
And when I'm there, I'm here.
And when you're near, I'm there.
The only words of your life.
Captain Fantasy.
And when I'm here, I'm there.
And when you're near, I'm here.
The only words of your life.
Captain Fantasy.
Wow! Yowww! Fantasy. Fantasy.
So please would you like to be somewhere floating free?
Seems my destiny.
Captain Fantasy.
So take a minute to go down beneath the reaches of sound.
You could be with me.
Captain Fantasy.
Did you see me?
Come down on the sand and sea
Believe me
Did you see me?
Waving it free in the tree
Believe me
Did you see me?
Flying through the galaxy
Believe me
Did you see me?
Waving it free in the tree
Boys club
Yea, yea yea yea yea yea yea
Said you're talking 'bout boys club
Take the time, have some fun
Go outside, make love in the sun
At boys club - oh now yea
Boys club
Ooh now, talking 'bout boys club
Do ya dig it?
Boys club
Tell your woman, tell your man
Go somewhere they've got to understand
It's boys club
And I'll know they'll understand it's
Boys club
Ooh yea, talking 'buot boys club
You can talk of the future, you can talk of the past
You can go find yourself a nice piece of ass at
When the life inside no doubt has died.
And you've turn your head away.
You tried to pay, but at the end of the day, it 's you again, alone.
Alone, confined. The mess in your mind.
When you can't relate to them.
You've reaped and sown, but little is known by those who aren't alone.
Why should a man learn not again what he has learned before?
He's overcome but must succumb to what he's living for.
He tried and tried. All those survived. He missed. He's fallen short.
I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon. City and sky become one,
Merging into a single plane, a vast sea of unbroken grey. The Twin Moons, just
Two pale orbs as they trace their way across the steely sky. I used to think I
Had a pretty good life here, just plugging into my machine for the day, then
Watching Templevision or reading a Temple Paper in the evening.
"My friend Jon always said it was nicer here than under the atmospheric domes
Of the Outer Planets. We have had peace since 2062, when the surviving planets
Were banded together under the Red Star of the Solar Federation. The less
Fortunate gave us a few new moons.
I believed what I was told. I thought it was a good life, I thought I was
Happy. Then I found something that changed it all..."
I. Overture
"And the meek shall inherit the earth."
II. The Temples of Syrinx
... "The massive grey walls of the Temples rise from the heart of every
Federation city. I have always been awed by them, to think that every single
Facet of every life is regulated and directed from within! Our books, our
Music, our work and play are all looked after by the benevolent wisdom of the
Priests..."
We've taken care of everything
The words you hear the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes
It's one for all and all for one
We work together common sons
Never need to wonder how or why
We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls
Look around this world we made
Equality our stock in trade
Come and join the Brotherhood of Man
Oh what a nice contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the Red Star proudly high in hand
We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.
We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls.
III. Discovery
... "Behind my beloved waterfall, in the little room that was hidden beneath
The cave, I found it. I brushed away the dust of the years, and picked it up,
Holding it reverently in my hands. I had no idea what it might be, but it was
Beautiful" ...
... "I learned to lay my fingers across the wires, and to turn the keys to make
Them sound differently. As I struck the wires with my other hand, I produced my
First harmonious sounds, and soon my own music! How different it could be from
The music of the Temples! I can't wait to tell the priests about it! ..."
What can this strange device be?
When I touch it, it gives forth a sound
It's got wires that vibrate and give music
What can this thing be that I found?
See how it sings like a sad heart
And joyously screams out it's pain
Sounds that build high like a mountain
Or notes that fall gently like rain
I can't wait to share this new wonder
The people will all see it's light
Let them all make their own music
The Priests praise my name on this night
IV. Presentation
... "In the sudden silence as I finished playing, I looked up to a circle of
Grim, expressionless faces. Father Brown rose to his feet, and his somnolent
Voice echoed throughout the silent Temple Hall." ...
... "Instead of the grateful joy that I expected, they were words of quiet
Rejection! Instead of praise, sullen dismissal. I watched in shock and horror
As Father Brown ground my precious instrument to splinters beneath his feet..."
I know it's most unusual
To come before you so
But I've found an ancient miracle
I thought that you should know
Listen to my music
And hear what it can do
There's something here as strong as life
I know that it will reach you
Yes, we know it's nothing new
It's just a waste of time
We have no need for ancient ways
The world is doing fine
Another toy will help destroy
The elder race of man
Forget about your silly whim
It doesn't fit the plan, no!
I can't believe you're saying
These things just can't be true
Our world could use this beauty
Just think what we might do
Listen to my music
And hear what it can do
There's something here as strong as life
I know that it will reach you
Don't annoy us further
We have our work to do
Just think about the average
What use have they for you?
Another toy will help destroy
The elder race of man
Forget about your silly whim
It doesn't fit the plan
V. Oracle: The Dream
... "I guess it was a dream, but even now it all seems so vivid to me. Clearly
Yet I see the beckoning hand of the oracle as he stood at the summit of the
Staircase" ...
... "I see still the incredible beauty of the sculptured cities and the pure
Spirit of man revealed in the lives and works of this world. I was overwhelmed
By both wonder and understanding as I saw a completely different way to life, a
Way that had been crushed by the Federation long ago. I saw now how meaningless
Life had become with the loss of all these things ..."
I wandered home though the silent streets
And fell into a fitful sleep
Escape to realms beyond the night
Dream can't you show me the light?
I stand atop a spiral stair
An oracle confronts me there
He leads me on light years away
Through astral nights, galactic days
I see the works of gifted hands
That grace this strange and wondrous land
I see the hand of man arise
With hungry mind and open eyes
They left the planet long ago
The elder race still learn and grow
Their power grows with purpose strong
To claim the home where they belong
Home, to tear the Temples down...
Home, to change...
VI. Soliloquy
... "I have not left this cave for days now, it has become my last refuge in my
Total despair. I have only the music of the waterfall to comfort me now. I can
No longer live under the control of the Federation, but there is no other place
To go. My last hope is that with my death I may pass into the world of my
Dream, and know peace at last."
The sleep is still in my eyes
The dream is still in my head
I heave a sigh and sadly smile
And lie a while in bed
I wish that it might come to pass
Not fade like all my dreams
Just think of what my life might be
In a world like I have seen
I don't think I can carry on
Carry on this cold and empty life
Oh...noo!
My spirits are low in the depths of despair
My lifeblood spills over...
VII. Grand Finale
Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation
Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation
Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation
We have assumed control.
We have assumed control.
Here we fucking go
1965
That's when I was born
With my name Gene Ween, yes
Well, I was born in...
1965 and that is my year and my birthday
I was born at 5:30am, of course I was
Huh?
Well, I wasn't born to die
I've been forming in 1989 with Mean Ween and Dean Ween
Since 14-years ago
How does it feel to be born in 1965?
"1965" is the new demos for the new album in 2003.
Here we fucking go
1965
That's when I was born
With my name Gene Ween, yes
Well, I was born in...
1965 and that is my year and my birthday
I was born at 5:30am, of course I was
Huh?
Well, I wasn't born to die
I've been forming in 1989 with Mean Ween and Dean Ween
Since 14-years ago
How does it feel to be born in 1965?
(repeated 4-times)
hey fat boy
come here
you killed my mother
i'm going to kill you
Gimme that Z O L O F T
Gimme a grip, make me love me
Suckin' 'em down, I'm happy man
Can feel it inside, makin' me smile
Realize that the sky's not made of gold
Don't disguise the nature of your soul
Z O L O F T
No longer pissed and you don't bother me
I'm makin' it through, I'm givin' my all
When base are loaded, I'm whacking the ball
Don't cut the mind, don't drain the source
The path of life's not so easy to course, buddy
Z O L O F T
Z O L O F T
Z O L O F T
Z O L O F T
Grab that wheel,
And I’ll sail you ‘round the world in my yacht
…Oh I’ve got it girl
I can promise you the moon and stars, if you just give me your heart.
See there,
over there, just back beyond the changing room
…Yeah those two
Think they got it made, like I do, aren’t they jealous of you.
And don’t bother to question, the thing you already know…
Like I love you so!
Sundown,
And the maids got their fists up in the air
…Oh they’re everywhere
I’ll show you how to diffuse the bomb, if you just give me your heart.
What’s that?
You say you had some feelings hid away.
…I can handle this today.
I may be the man, you are mine, so just give me your arm.
And don’t bother to question, the thing you already know…
Like I love you so
Screw you!
If you want to be with that dude in the grass skirt
…Oh feeling won’t be hurt
Your still deep beneath the dirt, guess I won’t have your heart.
Many colors in the homo rainbow
Don't be afraid to let your colors shine
Many colors in the homo rainbow
Show me yours, I'm gonna show you mine
If you find a pot of gold
Then every little thing
Is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow
Many colors in the homo rainbow
You give me shade from black to yellow
Many colors in the homo rainbow
A warm embrace and a kind a hello
If you find a pot of gold
Then every little thing
Is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow
If you find a pot of gold
Then every little thing
Is gonna work out fine
In the homo rainbow
Every single color, every walk of life
In, out changing sizes, [Incomprehensible] every day and night
From the golden shores of Kansas, to the middle of Japan
Reach around your soul and learn your fellow man
There are many colors in the homo rainbow
Don't be afraid to let your colors shine
Three men's all there were
Three men out at sea
Three men came aboard my ship
And took my true love from me
I couldn't believe
She wanted to leave
She wanted to leave
I've loved you so long
Since you were a child
I've cared for your every need
I've tried to make you smile
When all the while
You wanted to leave
You wanted to leave
Go gather the guns
We'll blast them at sea
She begged for me not to shoot
For "my true love is here with me
I've never loved thee
And now I must leave
And now I must leave"
So go fetch a bottle of rum dear friends
And fill up my glass to the rim
For I'm not the man I used to be
When I find you in your sleep, Sarah
I will tell you what you mean to me, Sarah
I know this big world
Ain't always what it seems, Sarah
Forever may I love you
And forever may you dream, Sarah
When I find you in your sleep, Sarah
(Thomas)
Hey, hey, I see a Melbourne girl on a rusty Malvern Star,
Through the spastic Northcote streets at dawn
See the way her hair's tied back,
Her cheeks so red, a grey coat ragged and worn.
Picture this, a paper boy,
He stands outside a Collingwood hotel
On his back black and white,
He hums a tune I've learnt to hate so well.
But oh oh, won't you meet me
Under the clocks, we'll go walking by the river
Through the mud and through the slime
Are you so surprised,
That I am here, full of cheer
In this fair city, in the Winter time.
Well I'll tell you what, it's such a lark,
We'll take a walk down Fawkner Park
And check the health fanatics,
See them, they go jogging there.
Could buy some chips, a piece of flake,
Drive down and eat them by the lake,
I know a shop in Chapel Street
Where nothing could compare.
But oh oh, won't you meet me
Under the clocks, we'll go walking by the river
Through the mud and through the slime
Are you so surprised,
That I am here, full of cheer
In this fair city, in the Winter time.
We could find a pub where it is warm,
Study up our racing form,
Hit the TAB, we'll blow our money there, tell me this -
Is there anywhere you'd rather be
Than with me at the MCG,
And if the Saints get done again,
By Christ, I couldn't care.
But oh oh, won't you meet me
Under the clocks, we'll go walking by the river
Through the mud and through the slime
Are you so surprised,
That I am here, full of cheer
In this fair city, in the Winter time.
In the Winter time, in the Winter time
In the Winter time, brrr!
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