| Copyright (c) 2003 why the lucky stiff | |
| This software is subject to either of two licenses (BSD or D&R), which you can choose | |
| from in your use of the code. The terms for each of these licenses is listed below: | |
| BSD License | |
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| Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any person obtaining a copy | |
| of this software and associated documentation files (the "Software"), to | |
| deal in the Software without restriction, including without limitation the | |
| rights to use, copy, modify, merge, publish, distribute, sublicense, and/or | |
| sell copies of the Software, and to permit persons to whom the Software is | |
| furnished to do so, subject to the following conditions: | |
| The above copyright notice and this permission notice shall be included in | |
| all copies or substantial portions of the Software. | |
| THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS", WITHOUT WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR | |
| IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO THE WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, | |
| FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE AND NONINFRINGEMENT. IN NO EVENT SHALL | |
| THE AUTHORS BE LIABLE FOR ANY CLAIM, DAMAGES OR OTHER LIABILITY, WHETHER | |
| IN AN ACTION OF CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, ARISING FROM, OUT OF OR IN | |
| CONNECTION WITH THE SOFTWARE OR THE USE OR OTHER DEALINGS IN THE SOFTWARE. | |
| D&R (Death and Repudiation) License | |
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| This software may not be used directly by any living being. ANY use of this | |
| software (even perfectly legitimate and non-commercial uses) until after death | |
| is explicitly restricted. Any living being using (or attempting to use) this software | |
| will be punished to the fullest extent of the law. | |
| For your protection, corpses will not be punished. We respectfully request | |
| that you submit your uses (revisions, uses, distributions, uses, etc.) to | |
| your children, who may vicariously perform these uses on your behalf. If | |
| you use this software and you are found to be not dead, you will be punished | |
| to the fullest extent of the law. | |
| If you are found to be a ghost or angel, you will be punished to the fullest | |
| extent of the law. | |
| After your following the terms of this license, the author has vowed to repudiate | |
| your claim, meaning that the validity of this contract will no longer be recognized. | |
| This license will be unexpectedly revoked (at a time which is designated to be | |
| most inconvenient) and involved heirs will be punished to the fullest extent | |
| of the law. | |
| Furthermore, if any parties (related or non-related) escape the punishments | |
| outlined herein, they will be severely punished to the fullest extent of a new | |
| revised law that (1) expands the statement "fullest extent of the law" to encompass | |
| an infinite duration of infinite punishments and (2) exacts said punishments | |
| upon all parties (related or non-related). | |
