Parliament Filmography

• The 46th Annual Grammy Awards (2004)

• Prelude - Parliament
• Placebo Syndrome - Parliament
• Whatever Makes Baby Feel Good - Parliament
• What Comes Funky - Parliament
• Up For The Down Stroke - Parliament
• Unfunky Ufo - Parliament
• I Just Got Back - Parliament
• Theme From The Black Hole - Parliament
• The Goose - Parliament
• TESTIFY - Parliament
• Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication - Parliament
• Sir Nose D'voidoffunk (pay Attention-b3m) - Parliament
• Rumpofsteelskin - Parliament
• Prologue - Parliament
• Presence Of A Brain - Parliament
• Party People - Parliament
• One Of Those Funky Thangs - Parliament
• Night Of The Thumpasorous Peoples - Parliament
• Liquid Sunshine - Parliament
• My Automobile - Parliament
• Mr. Wiggles - Parliament
• Mothership Connection - Parliament
• Long Way Around - Parliament
• Let Me Be - Parliament
• If It Don't Fit (don't Force It) - Parliament
• I've Been Watching You (move Your Sexy Body) - Parliament
• Handcuffs - Parliament
• Gamin' On Ya - Parliament
• Funkin' For Fun - Parliament
• Funkentelechy - Parliament
• Everything Is On The One - Parliament
• Do That Stuff - Parliament
• Deep - Parliament
• Crush It - Parliament
• Colour Me Funky - Parliament
• Children Of Productions - Parliament
• Bop Gun (endangered Species) - Parliament
• Atomic Dog - Parliament
• Aqua Boogie - Parliament
• All Your Goodles Are Gone - Parliament
• Agony Of Defeet - Parliament
• Wizard Of Finance - Parliament
• Trombipulation - Parliament
• Together - Parliament
• The Motor-booty Affair - Parliament
• The Freeze (sizzaleenmean) - Parliament
• Tear The Roof Off The Sucker (Give Up The Funk) - Parliament
• Side Effects - Parliament
• Ride On - Parliament
• Peek-a-groove - Parliament
• P-funk (wants To Get Funked Up) - Parliament
• New Doo Review - Parliament
• May We Bang You - Parliament
• Let's Play House - Parliament
• I Misjudged You - Parliament
• I Can Move You (if You Let Me) - Parliament
• Getten' To Know You - Parliament
• Flash Light - Parliament
• Dr. Funkenstein - Parliament
• Come In Out Of The Rain - Parliament
• Chocolate City - Parliament
• Big Footin' - Parliament
• (gloryhallastoopid) Pin The Tail On The Funky - Parliament

"Prelude"
Funk upon a time
In the days of the Funkapus
The concept of specially-designed Afronauts
Capable of funkatizing galaxies
Was first laid on man-child
But was later repossessed
And placed among the secrets of the pyramids
Until a more positive attitude
Towards this most sacred phenomenon,
Clone Funk,
Could be acquired
(we want the funk, give up the funk)
There in these terrestrial projects
It would wait, along with its coinhabitants of kings and pharoahs
Like sleeping beauties with a kiss
That would release them to multiply
In the image of the chosen one:
Dr Funkenstein.
And funk is its own reward.

There's so much syndrome, baby
There's so much syndrome, baby
When all the smiles are out of town
You're going round and round
You find the syndrome
When your ups lift you down
Your placebo is too weak
You're in the syndrome
You're in the syndrome
And the intensity of their sadness
Is equal to the intensity they enjoy
There's so much syndrome, baby
When all the thing is out of sound
There's no coming round
Play with the syndrome
What used to be such fun to do
Can often leave you weak
Into the syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
There's so much syndrome, baby
When all the smiles are out of town
You're falling round and round
You find the syndrome
When your ups lift you down
Your placebo is too weak
You're in the syndrome
When all the smiles are out of town
You're falling round and round
You find the syndrome
When your ups lift you down
Your placebo is too weak
You're in the syndrome
So good, syndrome
Livin' in the syndrome
Syndrome, baby
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome
Placebo syndrome
Livin' at the top of the syndrome

Doo, doo, doo, oh, Lord
I'm gonna be
So good to you
What's good to you is good to me, yeah
I, I'm gonna say
All of them things
That just don't say
That make you feel good, early in the morning
'Cause whatever makes my baby feel good
'Cause whatever makes my mama feel nice
Whatever makes my baby feel good
Makes me feel good, too
I, if I were the sun
I'd shine on you, all over you
And I'll make you feel good, yeah
I, if I were a songbird
I'd sing for you, just for you
And I'd make it sound good, oh, early in the morning
'Cause whatever makes my baby feel good
'Cause whatever makes my mama feel nice
Whatever makes my baby feel good
Makes me feel good, too
Doo, doo doo, oh, Lord
I, I'm gonna be, so good to you
What's good to you is good to me
Early in the morning
'Cause whatever makes my baby feel good
'Cause whatever makes my mama feel nice
'Cause whatever makes my baby feel good, yeah, yeah
Whatever makes my baby feel good, yeah yeah
Whatever makes my baby feel good
Whatever makes my baby feel good

Doin', what comes funky
Doin', what comes funky
Doin', what comes funky
Doin', what comes funky
People, what ya gonna do
I can't help you run from you
Don't you know you're in this too
Oh, you do me and I'll do you
There's a brother doing the hickybear?
There's a sexy little sister doing the lump
Oh, swinging like a pendulum
Flashing, I mean flashing, like a strobe
I don't need approval
Oh, to be a mover
Doin', what comes funky
Doin', what comes funky
Doin', what comes funky
Doin', what comes funky
Ego tripping can be lots of fun
Especially when you're tripping with the one
Music so good I feel outrageous
You can tell by my stroke I'm getting serious
There's a brother doing the hickybear?
There's a sexy little sister doing the lump
Oh, swinging like a pendulum
Flashing, I mean flashing, like a strobe
Joys don't need no alibi
Embarassment will never live you down
Save your foolishness for another day
But for tonight, come out and play
There's a brother doing the hickybear?
There's a sexy little sister doing the lump
Oh, swinging like a pendulum
Flashing, I mean flashing, like a strobe

"Up For The Down Stroke"
Talking 'bout he's mad
Let's take it to the stage, jack, come on
And get up for the down stroke
Get up for the down stroke
Everybody get up
(X4)
Everybody get up
Get up for the down stroke
Everybody get up
Party
It's all about party, yeah
Having a party, y'all
(Get up for the down stroke?) (get down!)
(? .A joke)
Get down on the real side
Get up for the down stroke
Everybody get up
(X6)
Woo, hoo hoo
I don't care about the cold, baby
Cause when you're hot, you're too much
Cause when you're hot, you're hot
Look at what you've got
(X7)
(Give me the claps)
(Let's take it to the bridge)
(What?)
(He talkin' bout he mad!)
(Make it funky now)
Get up for the down stroke
Everybody get up
I don't care about the cold, baby
Cause when you're hot, you're too much
Cause when you're hot, you're hot
Look at what you've got
(X3)
Party, baby party
You're hot
Let's take it to the stage
I don't care about the cold, baby
Cause when you're hot, you're too much
Cause when you're hot, you're hot
Look at what you've got (oh, my godfather!)
I don't care about the cold, baby (get up for the down stroke)
Cause when you're hot, you're too much
Cause when you're hot, you're hot
Look at what you've got
I don't care about the cold, baby (get up for the down stroke)
Cause when you're hot, you're too much
Cause when you're hot, you're hot

You've got all that is really needed
To save a dying world from its funk less hell
Stupidly I forced a smile
My composure was secure
I wore a silly grin from ear to ear
A smile they saw right through
Oh, but then like a streak of lightning it came
Filling my brain with this pain
Without saying a word this voice I heard
"Give up the funk, you punk"
Unfunky kind of UFO
(From the sun)
Here from the sun
(You've got the groove)
You've got the groove and we want some
We're unfunky and we're obsolete
(And out of time)
And we're out of time
Gonna take your funk and make it mine
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh
You could feel so much better
If you would show me how to funk like you do
You've got all that is really needed
Save a dying world from its funk less hell
Deep in pain I called the names
Of some funkified friends of mine
And they were on the road and gettin' it on
And groovin' for hours live
Oh, like a streak of lightning it came
Filling my brain with pain
Without saying a word, this voice I heard
"Give up the funk, you punk"
Unfunky kind of UFO
(From the sun)
Here from the sun
(You've got the groove)
You've got the groove and we want some
(Unfunky and obsolete)
We're unfunky and we're obsolete
(And out of time)
And we're out of time
Gonna take your funk and make it mine
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh, oh
Shine
You could feel so much better
If you would show me how to funk like you do
You could feel so much better
If you would show me how to funk like you do
You could feel so much better
If you would show me how to funk like you do
You could feel so much better
If you would show me how to funk like you do
You've got all that is really needed
To save a dying world from its funk less hell
I don't know where but they were near
They took me by surprise
They crept upon me early this morning
Right before my eyes and they were saying
("Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sweet old music")
Unfunky kind of UFO
(From the sun)
Here from the sun
(You've got the groove)
You've got the groove and we want got some
(Unfunky and obsolete)
We're unfunky and we're obsolete
(And out of time)
And we're out of time
Gonna take your funk and make it mine
Unfunky kind of UFO
(From the sun)
Here from the sun
(You've got the groove)
You've got the groove and we want some
(Unfunky and obsolete)
We're unfunky and we're obsolete
(And out of time)
And we're out of time
Gonna take your funk and make it mine
You've got all that is really needed
To save a dying world from its funk less hell
You could feel so much better
If you would show me how to funk like you do

Hey I just got back from another world
It was way, way past another side
It was across the mountain
And through the seas
Past the moon, beyond all the things
That we've dreamed about
You never in your life seen such color
That glows like a twinkle in an eye
Like little things with bells that ring
And budding trees that summer brings back to life again
Whoa, I didn't want to leave
Cause I was having such a good time
But as we go through life
The good times, they seem to end
Wha whoa, wha whoa
Boba dibbidy dib dib dib dib
Bee dee dee da doh
I know I've been gone such such such a long long time
Then I thought about your kids and I changed my mind
I'm glad to come back and help raise your kids
Show you the way, the right way, I feel you gotta live
You'll find all the happiness that mama gave you
That you will have to kill

A toast to the booty
Feel that, do that
For how else can you capture a boogie
If you don't attack from the back
To the rear, march
My name is the one
Some people call me the funk
Here's a toast to the boogie!
Said my name is the one
Some people call me the funk, oh
I'll toast to that
And when I find a vacant booty
I move right in on the rump, ooh
I'm like a camel
Humpin' to please
I'm up to my hump in funk, yeah
Here's a toast to the boogie
I've got jam in my knee
And I'm ready to spread
All around the world for the funk
I'll toast to that
We don't cut in
We just butt in
So baby, may I have this dance?
Here's a toast to the boogie
We'll dance to that
Bottoms up
I'll toast to that
I'll toast to that
Bottoms up!
Here's a toast to the boogie
We'll funk to that, bottoms up
Here's a toast to the boogie
We'll funk to that, bottoms up
Oww, my name is the one
Some people call me the funk
Here's a toast to the boogie
Said my name is the one
Some people call me the funk
I'll toast to that
And when I find a vacant booty
I move right in on the rump
(Move in on the rump)
I'm like a camel
Double-humpin' to please
I am up to my hump in my funk
Here's a toast to the boogie
I've got jam in my knees
And I'm ready to spread
All around the world for the funk
All around the world for the funk
I am Sir Nose
D'Voidoffunk
(Double-humpin' to please)
And I will never dance
Prepare to meet your end, Starchild
For a tail is nothing but a long booty
And this is a tale that I win in the end
And I have pinned the tail on the funky
And you shall dwell in the maze of the mule forever, Starchild
Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss, Starchild
Humdrum, tweedle-dee-dee dum, Starchild
And I have made a jackass out of the funk
Oh, mule-mo, oh duckypuss
I, Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk
Shall never dance!
Yo ho, yourself, Starchild
Where's your flash light?
Where's your bop gun?
Where's the doctor, Starchild?
Better tell him to come and make me a house call, Starchild

Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
The goose that laid the golden egg
Was an extraordinary goose
(Real, real goose)
Now, just imagine a goose laying a golden egg
Why it's a dream come true
(Real, real goose)
Oh, but you don't lay no golden egg
But you're a golden goose to me
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Now, I'm as happy as a monkey with a peanut machine
Since I found you
(I found you)
Just imagine a monkey with a peanut machine
It's a dream come true
(Dream come true)
Oh but I don't need no nut machine
Because I'm nuts all over you
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Hey babe, yeah, babe
You're my goose that laid the golden eggs, babe
You're my peanut machine, hey babe
Happy as a mole with eagle eyes
Yeah, since I found you
(I found you)
Can you imagine a mole with eagle eyes
It's a dream come true, babe
(Dream come true)
I'm feelin' all right and I'm feelin' all right, babe
Hey hey, I want to talk about it
Wanna step right here in the pocket, babe
Lord, make me want to sing about it
Hey, babe, whoo, babe
You're my monkey peanut machine, babe
Eagle eye, hey goose that laid the golden eggs
(Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet)
Laid the golden eggs, babe, yeah
(Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet)
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
Ooh ahh yeah, you're so sweet
You're my goose, baby
What's good for the goose is good to the gander, baby
Funky, love machine, baby
Eagle eyes, lay the golden eggs, babe
Lay the golden eggs, babe
Feeling so proud, so proud, so proud
Hey, can't you tell by the way I walk
Tell by the way I talk, baby
Come on baby make me feel so good, oh baby, yeah
Ooh, ahh, yeah you're so sweet, oh babe
Oh babe, I'm proud as a mole with eagle eyes
And that's feeling some kind of proud, baby
See where I'm coming from?
I'm as happy as a monkey with a peanut machine
'Cause you're my goose that laid the golden egg
Come on, goose, kinda really feelin' alright baby
Feelin' alright baby
Hey baby, I'm with you goose, like a goose
Hey baby, crazy 'bout you babe
Oh, you feel some kind of good, babe

Friends, inquisitive friends
Are asking me what's come over me
There's been a change (there's been a change)
And it's oh so plain to see
Love just walked in on me
And it's taken me by surprise
Happiness surrounds me
You can see it in my eyes
Now it was just a little while ago
My life was life was incomplete
I was down so doggone low
Had to look up at my feet
Don't you know that
I just wanna testify
What your love has done for me
I just wanna testify
What your love has done for me
Once I was a hollow man
In which a lonely heart did dwell
You know love came creeping upon me
Bringing life to an empty shell
Now I heard so many times before
That your love could be so bad
I just want to tell you people
It's the best love I ever had
Don't you know that
I just wanna testify
What your love has done for me
I just wanna testify
What your love has done for me
Ooh, ooh luscious
Sure been delicious to me
(x2)
I just wanna testify
What your love has done for me

Throw down, baby do the throw down
Throw down, baby do the throw down
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Throw down, baby do the throw down
Throw down, baby do the throw down
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they need when they need
And the need is yours and mine
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they need when they need
And the need is yours and mine
Supergroovalisticprosifunkstication
Throw down, baby do the throw down
Slow down, baby can you slow down?
Slow down, baby can you slow down?
Slow down, baby can you slow down?
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words [Incomprehensible]
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they need when they need
And the need is yours and mine
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they need when they need
And the need is yours and mine
Throw down, baby do the throw down
Throw down, baby do the throw down
Throw down, baby can you throw down
Throw down, baby can you throw down
Throw down, baby can you throw down
Throw down, baby can you throw down
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they need when they need
And the need is yours and mine
Give the people what they need when they need
And the need is yours and mine
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want
And they wants it all the time
Give the people what they want when they want

I am Sir Nose'd
D'Voidoffunk
I have always been
Devoid of funk
I shall continue to be
Devoid of funk
Starchild
You have only won a battle
I am the subliminal seducer
I will never dance
I shall return, Starchild
Syndrome
Twe-dum, humdrum
(x2)
I will never dance (x2)
Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
(x3)
Better luck next time
I can dig it!
This is the Starchild
On another day
Chasing the noses away
Protector of the Pleasure Principle, yeah, ha, oh
Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
(x2)
(This is Starchild)
Three blind mice (let me put on my sunglasses)
See how they run (so I can see what they ain't lookin' at)
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Turned on the fun with the water pipe
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? (ho!)
Those three blind mice (yeah)
Those blind three mice
Ho! I love those meeces to pieces!
Oh, speaking of the Zone of Zero Funkativity
Better known as the Nose Zone
Has anybody seen ol' Smell-o-vision?
Where is Sir Nose'd?
If y'all see Sir Nose
Tell him Starchild said:
"Ho! Put that snoot to use you mother!
'Cause you will dance, sucker"
Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
A nickel bag full
Ha, ha ha ha ha!
Better luck next time!
Pay attention!
Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
(x4)
Three blind mice
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife (I wonder why)
Turned on the fun with the water pipe
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Those three blind mice (ho!)
Those blind three mice
Yeah, I love those meeces to pieces!
Better luck next time!
La la la la la, la, la la la la
Yeah, it's in my mind
Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
Starchild
Protector of the Pleasure Principle
Ooh, hoo hoo hoo hoo
Yeah, I'm up to ??? on them there meeces
No one knows where the Nose go
When the door is closed (huck-a-buck)
(x2)
Oh there's throwing a ????
Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
A nickel bag full
Ha, ha ha ha ha!
Pay attention!
Bum-bum
Yum-yum
Protector of the Pleasure Principle
Has anybody seen Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk?
Tell him he will dance
He must dance!
I'll shoot him with the bop gun
Three blind mice
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Turned on the fun with the water pipe
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Those three blind mice
Those blind three mice
Oh, those meeces!
Better luck next time
I think they're gonna blow my mind, ha, ha, ha
Three blind mice (ho)
See how they run (hey)
They all ran after the farmer's wife (farmer's wife)
Turned on the fun with the water pipe (the water pipe)
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Those three blind mice (oh)
Those blind three mice
I am Starchild
Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
Oh, gonna blow my mind
Pay attention!
Three blind mice
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Turned on the fun with the water pipe
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Those three blind mice
Those blind three mice
Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
(x2)
Oh, there's a picture within a picture behind a picture
They're building a nose I think I recognize
Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool? (have you seen Sir Nose?)
Yes sir, yes sir
A nickel bag full
Come on out, Sir Nose
Yeah, come on out and dance
Dance!
Do you know what you can do with your funk, Starchild?
You will never see me dance
I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk
I will never dance!
Better luck next time
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice
I hate those meeces!
Oh, I do hate those meeces, hehhehheh
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice
Oooh, curses!
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Turned on the fun with the water pipe
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Those three blind mice
Those blind three mice
Better luck next time
Curses, curses
I'll get your for this, Starchild
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice
Put that funkin' out, Starchild!
Syndrome
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice
Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice
Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
Yum-yum
Tweedle-dee-dum
Dum dum
Don't succumb
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice
Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice
Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice

Lookit here!
The Motor Booty where you shake your rump
The Motor Booty where you funk (go demand it)
The Motor Booty where you shake your rump
The Motor Booty where you funk (Bomb squad!)
The Motor Booty where you shake your rump
The Motor Booty where you funk ([fire pistol hot!]?)
The Motor Booty where you shake your rump
The Motor Booty where you funk (put out water)
The Motor Booty where they shake their rump
The Motor Booty where they funk ?
The Motor Booty where they shake their rump
The Motor Booty where they funk (somebody's into the [swamp?])
The Motor Booty where they shake their rump
The Motor Booty where you funk (AHHH WHOO! [Fire pistol hot]?)
The Motor Booty where they shake their rump
The Motor Booty where they funk (OWWWW!!! Put out water!)
OH!, and that's how it goes in the land of no Nose, Star Child here,
bringing you a bump-by-bump rundown at the Wide Wide World of Wiggles.
Hey, ho!
Rumpofsteelskin, he don't rust and he don't bend,
He's got dynamite sticks by the megatons in his butt
(Now you can dance the underwater down the Bimini road
while some surf the undercurrents exclusively? I'm told)
Rumpofsteelskin, he don't know that he can't win.
(...where ice can be red hot and bodies can put out water)
His motor-booty lady is never gonna blow us up
(where thankin' and spankin' what you's makin' none what you want of)
Hey-ya-eee Rump-ahh-ah-of ...steelskin
(harmonious influence, as we are the Clones of Dr. Funkenstein)
(Sayin' a hard head makes a soft...........)
The motor booty where they shake their rump,
the motor booty where they funk
(...there ain't nothin' blowin' but the NOSE!)
The motor booty where they shake their rump,
(But that's how it goes in the Land of No-nose)
the motor booty where they funk (---?----)
The motor booty where they shake their rump,
the motor booty where they funk (Bomb squad!)
The motor booty where they shake their rump, (OH!!)
the motor booty where they funk ([fire pistol hot]?)
(put out water)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in (x4)
Rumpofsteelskin (x4)
I'm ready for the race ---?---
I've got a motor booty and I'm full of gas, baby! (Motor booty baby!)
Let me blow your ------?- ---- yeah, yeah baba bubba (Motor booty baby!)
(Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind me up!)
(Motor booty baby!) [repeat]
HO!! and that's how it goes in the land of no nose
so he was still ----?----- body snatcher and anti-bodies can't stop us now
Starchild here, sayin'
--------- demand you know, but chills and thangs, you don't have to pay
no bills and thangs
Blow nose!
Well they'll be [waggin' lest you do behind them]?
...and like the blowfish said to the shark
"Got anything from the hammerhead?" ------?---- OH!
Motor booty baby! (x4)
Rumpofsteelskin, he don't rust and he don't bend
He's got dynamite sticks by the megatons in his butt
Rumpofsteelskin, (yeah, it's kind of got a little future behind it)
he don't know that he can't win his motorbooty lady
is never gone blow us up
Hey-eh-yeah Rumpah-ah-of steelskin!
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in (Whoah yeah!)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in ([Fire pistol hot!]?)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in ([Fire pistol hot!?)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in (Put out water!)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in ([Fire pistol hot!?)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' the skin he's in
Hey-eh-yeah Rumpah-ah-of steelskin!
YO! Rumpofsteelskin is a lump above the rest with [keen funk?] with the best
Let's go wiggle it out SUCKER! Knock the funk off my shoulder!
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' and the skin he's in (bomb squad)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' and the skin he's in ([Fire pistol hot]?)
Livin' and jivin' and diggin' and the skin he's in (Mmm mm put out water!)

Quarks, gluons, red giants, white dwarfs, big bang
There are eight billion tales in the naked universe
This is just one of them
But, they all have black holes
A creative nuisance
Recognizing stupidity as a positive force

Have you ever felt the presence of a brain?
We have all seen them standing amidst the surprise
Sometimes a man smiles at what, I often wonder
You can tell he's a thinker by the far away look in his eyes
The far away look in his eyes
A penny for his thoughts can make you richer
His eyes can see what other eyes could not
What is the power of Napoleon?
But not mere power, but magnetism
And magnetism is more intelligent than force
Magnetism is more intelligent than force
A duba diba diba duba duba
Bump bump da day ooh ow
Have you ever felt the presence of a brain?
We have all seen them standing amidst the surprise
Sometimes a man smiles, I often wonder
But you can tell he's a thinker by the far away look in his eyes
The far away look in his eyes
When god's children start thinking together
Learning to live and love one another, hey, hey, hey
When god's children start thinking together
Learning to live and love one another, hey, hey, hey
When god's children start thinking together
Learning to live and love one another, hey, hey, hey
When god's children start thinking together

We are those party people
We're all about a real good time
(x2)
Oh, a big boogie!
We are those party people (we are those party people)
We're all about a good time
We are those party people, uh-huh
Band starts jumpin'
People start thumpin'
And I'm just pitchin' a fit
We are those party people, uh-huh
People are itchin'
They can't stop twitchin'
Funk's gonna scratch their itch
Ooga-Boogie
Yabba-dabba-da-da-da-da-da-dee-da-da
Where are all the party people at?
Where have all the party people gone?
Yabba-dabba-da-da-da-da-da-dee-da-da
Da-da
We're all about fun
We're all about having big fun
(x2)
We are those party people
Oh, the band was smokin'
The dancers were strokin'
And I was just pitchin' a fit
We are those party people
Oh, they were itchin'
Music had them twitchin'
Funk's gonna scratch their itch
We are those party people (x2)
And we're all about a real good time
Ooga-boogie!
It's all about fun
It's all about having big fun
It's all about fun
Yabba-dabba-da-da-da-da-da-dee-da-da
Ooga-boogie!
We are those party people
Ahh, foot funk y'all
And if you don't believe I'm down
Get down, get up, get on, get off
Turn me loose on the dancefloor
It's all about fun (It's all about having some fun)
It's all about having big fun (It's all about big fun)
It's all about fun
It's all about having big fun
(x2)
We are those party people (x4)
We're all about a good time
Do you want to turn (turn us a-loose x3) (ooh hoo)
Turn us a-loose (turn us a-loose x3) (ooh hoo)
(x2)
If you like, you can turn us a loose (turn us a-loose x3) (ooh hoo)
Turn us a-loose (turn us a-loose x3) (ooh hoo)
Da da
Da da da da
It's about big fun
All about big fun
(x9)
Yabba-dabba-da-da-da-da-da-dee-da-da
Ooga-boogie!
We are those party people
Ahh, foot funk y'all
And if you don't believe I'm down
Get down, get up, get on, get off
Turn me loose on the dancefloor
It's all about fun
It's all about having big fun
(x3)
We are those party people (x3)
We're all about a good time
Turn us a loose (x3), ooh hoo
(x12)
Da da
Da da da da
It's about big fun
All about big fun
(x10)
About big fun
We are those party people (x4)
Yes, we are those party people
We're all about a real good time (x3)
Real good time (x2)
We're all about a real good time (x3)
Real good time
People all over the world
Are having big fun
Turn us a loose (x3), ooh hoo
If you want you can dance, dance, turn us a loose
(x4)
Ooga-boogie
And if you don't believe I'm down
Get down, get up, get on, get off
Turn me loose on your dancefloor, yeah
Ooga-boogie
(x3)
It's about big fun
All about big fun

Do you want to get off?
At the funktion
I just heard it's gonna be one of those funky thangs
Do you want to get off?
At the funktion
I just heard it's gonna be one of those funky thangs
Yeah, yeah
Many fishes out for the rising of their ladders
Yeah, yeah
And there's a water sign and it's right on time
Yeah, yeah
Waggin' the future behind us
Let's get ah-ahahah ah-ah ah-ah ah-off
Do you wanna get off?
At the funktion
I just heard it's gonna be one of those funky thangs
Do you wanna get off?
At the funktion
I just heard it's gonna be one of those funky thangs
Yeah, yeah
Is that fishes house one raising for Atlantis?
Yeah, yeah
There's a party sign and it's right on time
Yeah, yeah
Wagging the futures behind him
Yeah-ee, yeah yeah
There's a party sign and it's right on time, right on time
We were leaded by the Woo to the place where they will do the underwater
Boogie and not get wet
I just heard it's gonna be one of those funky things
We're the freaks that we freakin' to the players that be playin' the
Underwater boogie and not get wet
I just think it's gonna be one of those funky things
Face to face with that mouth, booty snatching anti-body machine
Face to face with that mouth
Face to face with that mouth
Yeah-ee yeah yeah-eh-ah
City made of glass
We did not come here to throw stones
We've only come to dance the dance to take us home
Face to face with that mouth, What mouth
Face to face with that mouth, What mouth
Face to face with that mouth, Your mouth
We've only come to dance the dance to take us home
With the future behind you
Do you wanna get off?
Let's get ah ah-ah-ah, ah ah, ah-off
Let's get ah ah-ah-ah, ah ah, ah-ah ah-off

I am up, we are high?
I am up, we are high?
I am up, we are high?
I am up
Gaga, googa, ga, ga, googa
Ga, ga, goo, ga, ga
Gaga, googa, ga, ga, googa
Ga, ga, goo, ga, ga
Gaga, googa, ga, ga, googa
Ga, ga, goo, ga, ga

It's just a sunshine song and it won't take long to play for you
(It's just a sun-shine so-ng)
It's just a sunshine song and won't take long to lay on you
It's just a sunshine song, a fun shine song we'll play for you (Li-quid
sun-shine)
(And I think I played it right, yeah)
It's just a sunshine song to take you home, we'll play for you
(Liquid funshine)
(It's just a sun-shine so-ng)
It's just a sunshine song, loud and strong to lay on you
It's just a sunshine song, all day long, the whole day through
(Liquid fun shine)
(Could've partied down all night, yeah. Ah Whoo!)
[? Stroll right up to the fish scope ?]
[? Don't end them party light) ?]
[? Load right up your fish pole ?]
My bop gun and my flashlight
It's just a sunshine song it won't take long to play for you (Sun-shine song)
(It's just a sun-shine song)
It's just a sunshine song it won't take long to lay on you (Loud and strong)
It's just a sunshine song, a fun shine song we'll play for you (Liquid sunshine)
(Could've partied down all night, yeah. Ah Whoo!)
It's just a sunshine song to take you home, we'll play for you (------?--------)
(Sunshine, sunshine gotta have the sunshine)
It's just a sunshine song, loud and strong to lay on you (------?-------)
(Sunshine, sunshine (bring?) on the sunshine)
It's just a sunshine song, all day long, the whole day through (Liquid
Sunshine)
(Sunshine, sunshine, liquid sunshine)
Shun, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine
Sunshine, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine
Strokin' right up to the [?]
(Shun, sunshine song) I don't .........?.........
(Liquid sunshine)
Went right out on the dance floor
...?.........and my flashlight
Shun, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine
Sunshine, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine on
No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks!
Here comes ..........?..........
Here comes ..........?..........
Shun, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine
Sunshine, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine
(x2)
Sunshine, sunshine song
Liquid sunshine, ohh

spoken]
Hey dig it y'all, hey dig it
What you got there?
Hey remember how, when you got your car
And you take a girl out for a ride
And you take her way out in the boonies somewhere
Well, if you don't give me a kiss, I'm gonna put you out here
And I ain't gonna ride you back
Oh yeah!
Dig, dig
Hold on, hold on!
Hey, dig this tune
Bernie, I'll play this,
Doo, doo doo-doo doo
Dig it dig it, yeah, yeah
Check this out
This is what I want you to do
Right here, big lines
You don't have to walk home, my dear
(I'll get that, yeah, yeah)
You don't have to walk home, my love
(sing with me right here, right here, yeah)
If you'll be nice to me (yeah, uh-huh)
Oh, I'll be good to you
And we'll both ride home in my automobile
Wait a minute, I've got something here
Listen to this
Listen
All that I want is a little kiss (yeah go ahead and try that,see how that works)
All that I want is a teeny weeny hug (go back there)
If you'll be nice to me
Oh, I'll be good to you (mm-hmm!)
And we'll both ride home in my automobile (ha ha!)
Uh, let's try it, let's try it hillbilly
You...
No wait, go again
All that I want is just a little kiss
(yeah I think we better do it like that, let's do it like that)
With that sound?
Yeah, with that hillbilly sound
OK, let's go and cut man, let's go and cut it right now, OK
[sung]
You don't have to walk home, my dear
You don't have to walk home, my love
If you'll be nice to me
Whoa, I'll be good to you
And we'll both ride home in my automobile
All that I want is just a little kiss
All that I want is a teeny weeny hug
If you'll be nice to me
Whoa, I'll be good to you
And we'll both ride home in my automobile
Sit just a little bit closer, my dear (come on, woman)
Sit just a little bit closer, my love
If you'll be nice to me
Whoa, I'll be good to you
And we'll both ride home in my automobile
Come over here, woman!
Give me one of those big sloppy kisses!
You know I don't kiss on my first date!
What!
No, sorry
You gonna wind up walkin'!
You would not make me walk
No kisses?
I don't want to walk home
I know you're walkin' now, you gotta go
I don't want to kiss you!
It's my automobile
What? No kisses, my dear
What? No huggin', my love
If you don't want to talk
You're a gonna have to get out and walk
And I'll ride home in my automobile
You don't want to ride in these cams
I've got four kinds of cams
I can wheel and deal and go on home, lord

From the ocean comes a notion
That the real eyes lies in rhythm
And the rhythm of vision is a dancer
From the lookin' come the seeing
One with real eyes realize
The rhythm of vision is a dancer
And when he dance, it's always on the one
Going down you can see sounds of silence
Primal heartbeats could be seen with the naked eye
Ee didy awk, oh, I'm the jock and I'm back
(The one with real eyes realize that the reason)
On the scene with the record machine
Sayin' ooh papa doo, how d'y'all do?
(Is that everything is on the one)
I'm Mr. Wiggles the worm
These are my ladies Giggle and Squirm
Three bionic idiots
Your deejays for the Affair
Where we'll be gettin' down
And won't be comin' up for air
May I have this swim?
Mr. Wiggles here, sayin', "May we funk you?"
I got a string on my thing
Rhythm in my thing
Wind me up
I can do my thing underwater
I got a string attached to my thing
When you pull my string
I can do my thing like I oughta
Ooh, the Motor Booty Affair this is the big one
The marathon, not your average 50 yard dash of funk
The Olympics, cross country style
Comin' to you from number one Bimini Road
(I got a string on my thing)
In beautiful downtown Atlantis
(Rhythm in my thing)
Where you might see the jellyfish jammin' with the salmon
(I can do my thing underwater)
Come face to face with a mouth named Jaws
(I got a string attached to my thing)
Freak out with a Mermaid named Rita
(When you pull my string, I can do my thing like I oughta)
And meet Mr. Wiggles the worm
I got wheels on my thing, oh
Real in my thing
Emerald city
I can do my thing underwater
I got a string attached to my thing
When you pull my string
I can do my thing like I oughta
Check me out
I can slide between the molecules
Of wetness like an eel through seaweed
One slithering idiot
Mr. Wiggles here, your DJ for the Affair
Where we'll be getting down and won't be coming up for air
So, you can leave your nose at home
You might wanna rent a blow hole, oh
(That's how it goes in the land of no nose)
Let me bait my rap, go wiggle
(The best stroke is the breast stroke)
This fish tale begins where most fish tails end
With a school of fool fish
Playin' hooky from school but gettin' caught and likin' it
I got a string on my thing, oh
Reel in my thing
Go wiggle ya'll
I can do my thing underwater
I got a string attached to my thing, yo yo
Wheel on my string
(Aquaboogie, baby)
I can do my thing like I oughta
Eee ditty I, oh, I'm jock
And I'm back on the scene
With my record machine
Sayin', ooh poppa doo how ya'll doin'?
Mr. Wiggles the worm here
Sayin' this is an underwater story
In the fields of your mind
(I can do my thing underwater)
We're swimmin' past a clock
Who has its hand behind its back
On past reality, he ain't lookin' for a moment
We'll leave a candle in the windows
Of our conscious mind
And we'll find our way back to the one end time
(I got wheels on my thing, when you pull my string)
The Motor Booty Affair
(I can do my thing underwater)
Where you can dance underwater and not get wet
(I got a string attached to my thing)
Aqua dooloop a baby
(When you pull my string)
Rhythm
(I can do my thing like I oughta)
Mr. Wiggles here on roller skates and a yo yo
Actin' the fool, one slithering idiot
These are my ladies Giggles and Squirm
We are three bionic worms, your DJ for the Affair
(Sliding through the water without gettin' wet)
And I can do my thang underwater, ha
Comin' to you live from number one Bimini Road
In the Emerald City, downtown Atlantis, on W E F U N K
We funk, we funk and we funk
And we wiggle and we funk, oh
Mr. Wiggles here
Sayin' Eee to the ock
Oh, I'm the jock
And I'm back on the scene
With my record machine
Sayin' ooh papa doo, how ya'll doin'? Go wiggle
To all the fish and the fishies, go wiggle
To all the fish and the fishes, go wiggle
Eee to the ock, oh, I'm the jock
And I'm back on the scene with my record machine
Sayin' ooh papa doo, how ya'll doin'? Go wiggle
(Dancin' underwater and not getting wet)
Oh, go wiggle, go wiggle
From the ocean comes the notion
That real lies in the eyes of rhythm
And the rhythm of vision is a dancer
(Eee to the ock, oh, I'm the jock)
From the lookin' comes the seeing
(And I'm back on the scene with my record machine)
One with real eyes realize
(Sayin' ooh papa doo, how ya'll doin'? Go wiggle)
That the rhythm of vision is a dancer
And when he dance it's always on the one
Goin' down you could see sounds of silence
Primal heartbeats could be seen with the naked eye
(What in the world is that worm talkin' about?)
And the ones with real eyes realize
That everything is on the one, go wiggle, yo
Eee to the ock, oh, I'm the jock
And I'm back on the scene with my record machine
Sayin' ooh papa doo, how ya'll doin'? Go wiggle
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop, go wiggle
Swimmin' on past your conscious mind
Who's tied up for a moment

Well, all right, starchild
Citizens of the universe, recording angels
We have returned to claim the pyramids
Partying on the mothership
I am the mothership connection
Gettin' down in 3-d, light year groovin'
All right, hear any noise
Like nobody but me and the boys
Gettin' down, hit it fellas
If you hear any noise
It's just me and the boys
Hit me, you gotta hit the band
All right, all right, starchild here
Put a glide in your stride and a dip in your hip
And come on up to the Mothership
Loose booty, doin' the bump
Hustle on over here
If you hear any noise
It's just me and the boys
Hit me, you gotta hit the band
Ain't nothing but a party, y'all
Face it even your memory banks
Have forgotten this funk
Mothership connection
Home of the p.funk, the bomb
If you hear any noise
It's just me and the boys
Hit me, you gotta hit the band
(Doin' it in 3-b)
Let me put on my sunglasses here
So I can see what I'm doing
When you hear seats rumble
You will hear your conscience grumble
Hit me, you gotta hit the band
You have overcome for I am here
Swing down, sweet chariot
Stop and let me ride
Swing down, sweet chariot
Stop and let me ride
Swing down, sweet chariot
Stop and let me ride
Swing down, sweet chariot
Stop and let me ride
Swing down, sweet chariot
Stop and let me ride
Swing down, sweet chariot
Stop and let me ride
Are you hip to Easter Island?
The Bermuda Triangle?
Well, all right
Ain't nothing but a party
Starchild here, citizens of the universe
I bring forth to you
The good time on the mothership
Are you hip? Sing, fellas
If you hear any noise
It's just me and the boys
Hit me, you gotta hit the band
If you hear any noise
It's just me and the boys
Hit me, you gotta hit the band
Starchild here, doin' it in 3-d
So good, it's good to me
Hit the band
If you hear any noise
It's just me and the boys
Hit me, you gotta hit the band
(Swing low, sweet chariot)
(Coming forth to carry you home)
If you hear any noise
It's just me and the boys
Hit me, hit the band
If you hear any noise
It's just me and the boys
Hit me, you gotta hit the band
And if you hear any noise
It's just me and the boys
Hit me, you gotta hit the band
Swing low, time to move on
Light years in time, ahead of our time
Free your mind and come fly
With me, it's hip on the mothership groovin'
Swing down, sweet chariot
Stop and let me ride
Swing down, sweet chariot
Stop and let me ride
Swing down, sweet chariot
Stop and let me ride

Ohhh
Fun will run and play in the rain
Fun will run and play
Hey hey, fun will play around
Fun will run and play around
Longer way to run, but it's so much fun
Fun will take the longer way around
You can take a shorter cut
Yes it's quicker but,
Fun will take the longer way around
There's no need to sing "Rain go away"
Fun will play on any kind of day
Fun will run and play in the rain
(Dee-dit dit dit dit doo dah!)
Fun's a player (Dee-dit dit dit dit doo dah!)
Fun will run, take the longer way around (Fun will run)
They say the difference between two points,
Is shortest in a straight line
Fun will throw a curve every time (hey!)
Hey, hey, hey fuunn will ruuuunnn! (Fun will run and play)
Start your thing on time
Everything is fine (Fun will play around)
There's no need to sing "Rain go away..."
Fun will play on any kind of day
Fun will run and play in the rain
What would fun do?
It would do what?
Howwww, what would fun do? (x4)
Tell me where you run (come on)
Runnin's all the fun (yeah!)
Fun will take the longer way around (x2)
You can take a shorter cut
Yes, it's quicker but
Fun will take the longer way from ground
Fun! Oh child (Fun will run)
Fun (Fun will run)
Fun will run ya'll (Take the longer)
When you take it (way around)
Fun, fun fun HEY!(Fun will run)
(Fun will run)
Fun will run (Take the longer)
Take the longer way around (way around)
(Fun will run)
(Fun will run)
Hey, hey (Take the longer)
take the longer (way around)
There's no need to sing "Rain go away..."
Fun will play, ohh, any time of day, HEY!
Fun (Fun will run)
Fun's a player (Fun's a player)
Fun will run (Fun will run take the longer way around)
Ahh, I'm tellin' you (Fun will run)
I said fun's a player (fun's a player)
Fun will play
And take the longer way around
Lord!
Fun will run
Fun's a player (Fun's a player)
Fun will play
Fun will play around
Fun will run
Fun will play around
Fun will run
Fun's a player
(x2)
Fun will play
On the early morning playground
Fun will run
Fun will take the longer, take the longer way around

Let me be, let me be
Let me have my privacy
Let me be, hush, don't speak
Now, silently
I don't want to hear your voice
I don't want to see your face
I don't want to have no choice
In my mind, I want no haze
In a chair, in a chair
In a chair by the window
Let the sky be my sky
Let the moon be my halo
Let me love you upon a canopy
Let me love you upon a flower
Let me love you upon a canopy
Let me love you by the hour
Let me be, let me be
Let me have my privacy
Let me be, hush, don't speak
Now silently
I don't want to hear your voice
I don't want to see your face
I don't want to have no choice
In my mind, I want no haze
In a chair, Lord, in a chair
In a chair by the window
Let the sky be my sky
Let the moon be my halo
Let me love you upon a canopy
Let me love you on a flower
Let me love you upon a canopy
Let me love you by the hour
Let me be, said I do not care where I am
Please don't let the people find me
I don't want to be there
All I need, all I need, all I need is some air, yeah
Hey, see me by that old
Dirty funky window
Watching on people
Peeping on me
Lord, got to get away
Said, I've got to get some place
Where I can be free right now

If it don't fit, don't force it
(Don't force it, force it)
You go out of the room and ease on it
(Let love just ease on in)
If it don't fit, don't force it
(Don't force it, force it)
Gonna fucking little help
It needs a chance
If it don't fit, don't force it
(Don't force it, force it)
Mind control is what it's all about
(No, no, no)
If it don't fit, don't force it
(Don't force it, force it)
Don't let your time and check it out
(Take your time and check it out)
If you feel love is just right
Don't hesitate, let's get it on
But if you're gonna love me skinny tight, that's too tight
You can take your love and go on
If it don't fit, don't force it
Don't let your ego take you with it
If it don't fit, don't force it
Gonna get a little help
It needs a chance
If it don't fit, don't force it
Mind control is what it's all about
If it don't fit, don't force it
Take your time to check it out
If it don't fit, don't force it
Just leave the little room, let it ease on in
If it don't fit, don't force it
Gonna get a little help

I've been watching you
Can't take my eyes off of you, girl
I've been watching you
I've been watching you (aiii)
The way you move your sexy body
I'm liking the things you do
The way you move your sexy body (aiii)
You would like you too
If you knew
How you move your body, yeah
Hey, hey, la la la, la la, la la la la
Heyyy, hey, aiiii
la la la, la la, la la la la, yeah hey
Hey, hey, hey-heyyy
(hey, baby...)
Yeah, I've been watching you
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine)
I'm liking the things you do (move yeah)
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, aiii)
I'd like to help you do
What you'll do
When you move your body
Hey hey hey now
la la la, la la, la la la la, yeah hey
Hey, hey aiii
la la la, la la, la la la la, yeah hey
Yoooowww-hoooo!
Aiii!
I've been watching you
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, body body)
I'm liking the things you do (when you move)
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, yeah)
They could not help me to
Two of you
And y'all sexy body
Aii, aii
I've been watching you
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine)
I'm liking the things you do (when you move)
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, yeah)
You would like you too
If you knew
The way you move your sexy body
Oh, girl
I've been watching you
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, aiii!)
You would like you too
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine, yeah)
I like the things you do
The way you move
Your body
Girl
I've been watching you
The way you move your sexy body (just move your body close to mine)
I'm liking the things you do, oh

Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
Do I have to keep you under lock and key?
Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
Now we both know that's not how it should be
Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
You're a sweet, fine, sexy woman and you're good to a man
'Cause if I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama
I hope that you will understand
If I have to keep you barefoot and pregnant
To keep you here in my world
Get down and take off your shoes
Girl, I'm gonna do to you what it is I've got to do
If we've been bondin' like you say that we do
I think you won't mind if I'd be possessive, now would you?
Your creature lacked lovin', you know it is the flame
That's why I can ask you and not even feel ashamed
Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
Are you susceptible to flatter and game? Lord, we can game
Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
Will you submit to other humans that calls your name?
'Cause if I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama
Don't you know I know as that would be on que
Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
I don't mind , I'll put 'em on, you're being a fool
I don't care if I'm lookin' like a chauvinistic kind of whatever
Some kind, Carl, you can go to hell
Then if I find out I need some help
I'm gonna pull on out my chastity belt
What it is I've got to do
If we've been bondin' like you say that we do
Then you won't mind if I be possessive, now would you?
Your creature locked lovin', you know it's the flame
That's why I can ask you and not even feel ashamed
Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
Do I have to keep you under lock and key?
Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
Now we both know that's not how it should be
Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
Are you susceptible to flatter and game? Lord, we can game
Do I have to put my handcuffs on you, mama?
You're a sweet, fine, sexy woman and you're good to a man

Gamin' on me
Funkenstein is a fag
Gamin' on me
He thinks he knows everythang
Gamin' on me
Funkenstein is a fool
Gamin' on me
He thinks that he can break the rules
Gamin' on me
Funkenstein is a fag
Gamin' on me
He thinks he knows everythang
Gamin' on me
Funkenstein is a fool
Gamin' on me
He thinks that he can break the rules
People keep waiting on a change
They ain't got sense enough
To come in out of the rain
People keep waiting on a change
They ain't got sense enough
To come in out of the rain
People keep waiting on a change
They ain't got sense enough
To come in out of the rain
People keep waiting on a change
They ain't got sense enough
To come in out of the rain
People keep waiting on a change
They ain't got sense enough

I got to go, got to leave
Something's missing, that I need
I need to find
Whatever it is that's burdening in my mind
I know mother will understand, yeah
I know she knows that I'm still the same man
They say bring up a child in the way he shall go
And he shall not depart
And I know when they said it, it turns my heart, yeah
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Guy, guy, guy, guy
Guy, guy, guy, guy
Guy, guy, guy, guy
Don't worry
Don't worry 'bout me
I'm just funkin' around for fun
When you see my mother
Tell her don't worry 'bout me
I'm just funkin' around for fun
Oh, nothing could compare
To mother, nah, nah, nah
Because I know she cared, yeah
I got to find my own way around
Hey, hey, I got to get down, yeah
Guy, guy, guy, guy
Guy, guy, guy, guy
Guy, guy, guy, guy
Don't worry
Don't worry 'bout me
I'm just funkin' around for fun
Don't worry 'bout me
I'm just funkin' around for fun
When you see my mother
Hey, if you have a chance to see my father, my brother
Just tell 'em, that everything's alright
Hey, anytime
You find people assemble in the same place
Funkin' around, everything's alright
Hey, hey
I don't think you heard me, say what
If you see my mother
Tell her I'm alright
Just funkin' around for fun
If you see my mother
Tell her I'm alright
Just funkin' around for fun
If you see my mother
Tell her I'm alright
Just funkin' around for fun
Let's funk around
Hey, funk me, baby
Let's funk around
If you see my mother
Tell her I'm alright
Just funkin' around for fun
If you see my mother
Tell her I'm alright
Just funkin' around for fun
If you see my mother
Tell her I'm alright
Just funkin' around for fun
If you see my mother
Tell her I'm all right
Just funkin' around for fun
Having a good time
I'm funking around for fun
I'm having a good, good, good, good time, yeah
Playing my guitar
Funking around for fun
Giving up the P.Funk
Ahh, the bomb
If you see my mother
Tell her I'm alright
Just funkin' around for fun
If you see my mother
Tell her I'm alright
Just funkin' around for fun
If you see my mother
Tell her I'm alright

Yo, this is mood control
(Yo, ho)
Saying you might as well pay attention
(This is mood control)
We can't afford free speech
(Mood, mood, mood, someone's funkin' with the mood)
Mood control is designed to render funkable ideas
Brought to you by the makers of Mr. Prolong
Better known as Urge Overkill
The pimping of the pleasure principle
Oh, but we'll be pecking lightly
Like a woodpecker with a headache
'Cause it's cheaper to funk than it is to pay attention, you dig?
Huck-a-buck, A-Lo and behold
Someone's funking with the mood control
When you're taking every kind of pill
(Deprogram, program)
Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
(Peck me lightly, like a woodpecker with a headache)
When you're taking every kind of pill
(Funk the nonprofit organization)
Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
Where do you get your funk from?
(Where do you get that funk from?)
Hey, name that feeling
Would you trade your funk for what's behind the third door?
The big deal, heads I win, tail you lose
How do you spell relief?
Huck-a-buck, sucker
When you're taking every kind of pill
(Ho, bigger the headache the bigger the pill)
Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
When you're taking every kind of pill
(You deserve a break today)
Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
(Have it your way)
Where do you get that funk from?
(Ooh, who was that? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, oh, oh, oh)
The salvation of inspiration is the motivation
Fasten your safety belt
While I take you face-to-face with the nosiest computer I know
(Where do you get that funk from?)
When I count to ten I want you to jump up, stay there
(Yo, ho)
But don't come down till I flash the light
(You deserve a break today, have it your way)
Funk is not domestically produced, ho
There's nothing that the proper attitude won't render funkable
Where do you get your funk from? Funktism, hey
When you're taking every kind of pill
(Mood control)
Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
When you're taking every kind of pill
(Urge Overkill)
Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
(Yeah, ho)
Where did you get that funk from?
(Program)
Where did you get that funk from?
(Deprogram and reprogram)
Heads I win, tail you lose
Would you trade your funk for this?
You deserve a break today, have it your way
A funk a day keeps the nose away, ain't it true?
I ain't gonna hold the lettuce, the pickles or the mustard
(Yo)
Step up and dance until I tell you to come down
You deserve a break today, sucker
I'm gonna flash the light and flop the J, mount again, ho
This is mood de control saying pay more attention
For free speech, high finance or just possible funkability
Ho, let the funk begin
Do anybody have change for funk?
(Where do you get your funk from?)
Oh yes, this is heavyweight funk
Put up your dukes, ha, ha
You want to funk around with me? Oh
This is mood de control
(Yo, ho)
The home of the P funk, the Bomb
Mind your wants 'cause there's someone that want your mind
When you're taking every kind of pill
(Bigger the headache the bigger the pill, baby)
Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
(How do you spell relief?)
When you're taking every kind of pill
(The bigger the headache the bigger the pill)
Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
(Ho, this is the big pill)
(Yeah, ho)
Where do you get that funk from?
(They go again, they go again)
You might as well pay attention, free speech is too high
Where do you get that funk from?
(Huck-a-buck, ho, you deserve a break today)
(How do you spell relief?)
Where do you get that funk from?
(Okay, wind me)
Yeah, take it to the bridge, ha, ha, ha
Let's take it to this and stoop them
But this is mood control
Funkentelechy
(Program, reprogram, deprogram)
Funkentelechy
(How's your funkentelechy? I'll beat your back at the turnaround)
Funkentelechy
(Right now, show y'all space)
Funkentelechy
(Heavyweight funk)
Funkentelechy
(Rump to rump, we shall get down)
Funkentelechy
(Ho)
Funkentelechy, funkentelechy
(How's your funk?)
Funkentelechy
(How's your funk?)
Funkentelechy
(Ho)
How's your funkentelechy?
How's your funkentelechy?
How's your funkentelechy?
How's your funkentelechy?
(How's your funkentelechy?)
When you're taking every kind of pill
(How's your funkentelechy?)
Nothing ever cure your ill
(How's your funkentelechy?)
When you're taking every kind of pill
(How's your funkentelechy?)
Nothing ever cure your ill
(Where do you get your funk from?)
Ho, you're in the presence of your future
You deserve a break today, have it your way
I ain't gonna hold the lettuce, the pickles or the mustard
A funk a day keep the nose away
Mind your wants 'cause someone wants your mind
Funk is a nonprofit organization
Peck me lightly, like a woodpecker with a headache
'Cause funk is not domestically produced
It is responsive to your mood, you can score it any day
On W E F U N K, we funk, ho
Name that feeling, baby
This is mood de control
Program, reprogram and deprogram
Funkentelechy
(How's your funkentelechy?)
Funkentelechy
(You might as well pay for attention, free speech is too high)
Funkentelechy
(We are sexually programmed for [Incomprehensible] your P's)
Funkentelechy
(Funfunky possibilities arrive for the makers of Urge Overkill)
Funkentelechy
(And not the funky funny bone)
Funkentelechy
(You deserve a break today so name that feeling)
Funkentelechy
(Would you trade your funk for what's behind the third door?)
Funkentelechy)
(The big deal, heads I win, tails you lose, I don't know)
Funkentelechy
(For there's nothing that funk will not render funkable)
Funkentelechy
(This is mood decontrol, urgin' you to funk on, yo, ho)
Funkentelechy
(How's your funkentelechy?)
Funkentelechy
(Ideas brought to you by the makers of Urge Overkill)
Do not respond, this has been a test
And once again the pleasure principle has been rescued
With the aid of the funk
This is Mr. Prolong
(How's your funkentelechy?)
And in doing so
(How's your funkentelechy?)
Freed the possibilities of funk beyond compare
(How's your funkentelechy?)
Program, deprogram, reprogram
(How's your funkentelechy?)
When you're taking every kind of pill
(How do you spell relief?)
Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
(You deserve a break today, sucker)
When you're taking every kind of pill
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)
Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
(Have it your way, this is the, the doctor)
Nothing seems to ever cure your ill
(Saying, the bigger the headache the bigger the pill)
When you're taking every kind of pill
(What's happening? What's happening?)
Who jammin'? What's that?
How's your funk?
(How's your funk?)
You know what's that?
(How's your funk?)
Funkentelechy
(Sucker)
Funkentelechy
(I want you to jump over there
And stay there until I tell you to come down)
Funkentelechy
(Check your funk pressure)
Funkentelechy
(Fly on)
Funkentelechy
(Ain't nothing but a party, baby)
Funkentelechy
(Oh)
How's your funkentelechy?
How's your funkentelechy?
How's your funkentelechy?

Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one
Oh, remember that
Everything is on the one today y'all, now hit it
Everything is on the one today y'all, and don't forget it
Everything is on the one today y'all, that's where it's at
Everything is on the one today y'all, now get to that
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one today y'all, now hit it
Everything is on the one today y'all, and don't forget it
Everything is on the one today y'all, that's where it's at
Everything is on the one today y'all, now get to that
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one
Everything is on the one today y'all, now hit it

It was a thrill upon a hill
Everybody was feelin' real
Everybody had the look
It was written all over their face
Giving up the funk
A-waitin' for the bomb
You wouldn't believe how they partied
You would believe they'd never stop
Dancing to some funky new sound
Da da, da daa da
Da da da da
I want to go back and get
More of that funky stuff
I got to get some more of that
More of that funky stuff
I want to go back and get
More of that funky stuff
I got to get some more of that
More of that funky stuff
Da da, da daa da
Da da da da
It was a thrill upon a hill
Everybody was feelin' real
It was a thrill upon a hill
Everybody was feelin' real
They were still gettin' down came daylight
Been funkin' most ever since midnight
When day came they wasn't slowing
Feeling it's awfully late would wait
Mmm, be about
You would not believe how they partied
Da da da da
Do that stuff, just do that stuff
Do that stuff, ahh, do that stuff
Do that stuff, just do that stuff
Do that stuff, ahh, do that stuff
Da da, da daa da
Da da da da
Do that stuff, just do that stuff
Do that stuff, ahh, do that stuff
Do that stuff, just do that stuff
Do that stuff, ahh, do that stuff
Da da, da daa da
Da da da da
Da da, da daa da
Da da da da
I want to go back and get
More of that funky stuff
I got to get some more of that
More of that funky stuff
Do that stuff, just do that stuff
Do that stuff, ahh, do that stuff
Do that stuff, just do that stuff
Do that stuff, ahh, do that stuff
It was a thrill upon a hill
Everybody was feelin' real
It was a thrill upon a hill
Everybody was feelin' real
Do that stuff, just do that stuff
Do that stuff, ahh, do that stuff
Do that stuff, just do that stuff

Hell yeah! Yay-yay yay-yay yeah!
Hell yeah, uhh ay-yay, allright!
Yay-yeah, Whoa, whoa, yeah
Yay-yeah
You know I love you baba, because I'm being you every week
(By the way it seem that everybody...)
I grit my teeth and bare it (You know this judge? He carries a grudge!)
Just a just a how you want to meet
(You know this judge, I don't want to meet, he's...)
DEEP! (I swear he's as deep as the Deep Blue Seas)
The boy is DEEP!
The girl is DEEP!
Iiiiiit's got to be DEEP!
DEEP!
(I saw you only Friday, Joe, and just let me say, )
The boy is DEEP!
(...tried to take me through a thousand confessions , you know there's Billy,)
The girl is DEEP!
(you know there's Bennie the rest of the days, )
Iiiiiiit's got to be DEEP!
(besides -- it helps me with my problem complexion)
(Oh shut your garbage mouth woman!)
I saw you only Friday, Joe, and just let me say
You tried to take me through a thousand confessions
You know there's Billy and Bennie on the rest of the days
Besides they help me with my problem complexion
Deep, Deep
(I must say girl your deep. DEEP!)
We need to raise Atlantis from the bottom of the sea
(Dancing 'til we bring it to the top)
We're going to search...
....searching like you're never gonna see
That's what the searching through is bound to be
Girl you're deep! DEEP!
You can tune a piano, but you can't tune-a fish
DEEP!
Oh ohh (ohh ohh)
You got to be deep (so deep)
you know (ya know)
so deep (so deep)
your so deep (your so deep)
I'm so deep
I'm so deep, you're so deep
Everybody is deep
(x2)
DEEEEEEEEEP, DEEEEEEEEEP
Yeah man, yeah man that honky's got his nerve alright, man
I take my piece along for my protection you know
A man's got a right to be on top (you know a man's got a right)
....you know, I don't throw down with no fight, man
if you worry about it I'ma have to bust ya, kid
(Knock me out, knock me out)
Not here
DEEP
(GOT to be deep...I was...)
The honkie's DEEP!
(...a little bit unsure before but now I'm...)
The nig-ga's DEEP!
(oh)
Caaaannn't help but be DEEP!
DEEP!
(I really do believe I gotta to be...)
The honkie's DEEP!
(...I mean I just couldn't understand whatever...)
The nig-ga's DEEP!
(...these, I've got to say these -?- )
Caaaannn't help but be DEEP!
OK got your pad and pencil handy? Uh
Li.....Listen, there's niggers in our neighborhood, and I HAD TO hire a SPY!
I didn't know what to do, since then....since then...
(....the kids, I need some, I need some food, my kids are starving)
We've got to raise Atlantis from the bottom of the sea
(dancing 'til we bring it to the top)
dancing till we bring it to the top
We've got to keep on searching 'til we're totally free
But in the meantime let's say that we're deep
DEEP I swear,
you if you don't give, you can't tell, you ain't there
DEEP!
DEEP!
Yeah, yeah
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah
Allright, yeah yeah yeah yeah
(x2)
We've got to raise Atlantis (got to be deep)
It's the only thing that matters
(-------------?-------------)
(Yes sir, I understand)
OK let's try it here we go!
(OK)
And if you'll stand behind me...
(Uh uuummm, And if you'll stand behind me...)
We're going to make it right.
(We're going to make it right)
(We're going to make it right -- I mean that!)
Be sure to get your votes in
(But Be sure to pay your money...)
before 12 o'clock tonight
(...for your dinner here tonight. Ha-ha, vote for me!)
DEEP!
The leaders are DEEP!
The unions are DEEP!
Juuuust seem to be deep!
(OK, let's hear it for Bill, YEAH!!! Tell 'em about it Bill!)
Hey good. Our union is the strongest in the nation's ???
(Three cheers for Bill. Hip Hip Hurray!)
...help replace all of the biggies so that we can...
(yeah all the biggies)
Seig heil! (x3)
You know, it's got to be deep
Can't help, it's got to be deep
Didn't I play deep, deep
( Got me any candy Mister?)
( Which way to the men's room little girl, can you tell me?)
We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(my goodness...)
with the bump and the bop
( (-?????-) in here...)
We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(my little fish-a-dees)
with the bump and the bop
We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(you can lead a horse to water)
with the bump and the bop
(but you can't make him backstroke)
We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(might make him snort coke)
with the bump and the bop
We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(O.D.'s)
with the bump and the bop
(O.D.'s fish)
We're going to raise Atlantis to the top
(Oh my....)
With the bump and the bop
(We're going to raise...)
To the top!
...with the bop!
OK that was it, let's pack it up
(Excuse me sir...)
What?
(Excuse me, would you happen to be George Clinton?)
Can I get some security over here!
(Excuse me, but would you happen to be George Clinton
could you point George Clinton out to me?)

Well alright, slickery dickery snout,
HUH! Get it!
Eenie meenie miney tootie
Ring around the blow-sie, hah!
This is Sir Nosy
Bo bum bee-ah-dat, dah da dah da daah doe-dah-dut (Huh)
Bo bum bee-ah-dat, Di-ig (Huh get it uh come on)
Bo bum bee-ah-dat, dah da dah da daah doe-dah-dut (oh)
Bo bum bee-ah-dat, Di-ig (stick it)
Ohhhhh-oh
stick it
Check it out,
While you other mugs have been using your fingers and toes,
I've been picking up things with my nose, can you dig it? Ohh-oh (yeah)
Bo bum bee-ah-dat, dah da dah da daah doe-dah-dut
Bo bum bee-ah-dat, Di-ig (stick it)
Using my membrane, I've been blowing my mind!
This is Sir Nosy time
HUH!
OHH-OH
Slickery dickery snout
Eenie meenie miney tootie
Ring around the blow-zie
This is Sir Nosy
Bo bum, bum, bum, bum, Bo bum, bum, bum,
Bum bum bee-ah-dat, dah-dat, dah-dat, dah-dat, dieee-yah
(x2)
Crush It!
It's time to crush it!
Bo bum bee-ah-dat, dah da dah da daah doe-dah-dut
Bo bum bee-ah-dat, Di-ig
Crush you!
We're going to, crush you!
I'm stuck on Band-Aid, cause Band-Aid's stuck on me, hee hee hee hee he hee
Bo bum, bum, bum, bum, (Dut dah-dut)
Bo bum, bum, bum, (dah-dut, dah-dut dow)
Bum bum bee-ah-dat, dah-dat, dah-dat, dah-dat, dieee-yah
Duh, dah-dat, dah-dat, dah-dat dow
Dah dat da-a-ah dah da da-ah-ahh
Hello people of the world! (Crush you)
Yeah, I am not, Sir Nose (We will crush you)
I will dance, you'll never crush me (Crush you)
OHH NO!!!! I, I will dance! (We will crush you)
And I, Sir Nose Junior promise to keep my nose out of your rump
And I, Sir Nose Junior promise to, give up the funk YO HO HO!!!!
And who's disguised as Clark Kent - why don't you lend me your nose?
Ah-boobay baba babie boogie baby!
OWW!
Lend me your nose (I don't have a nose so I don't know what nose is) (x2)
Yo-huh ho!
Yeah, that's right!
This is Sir Nose No Nose Junior, yeah!
Check it out, people of the world!
I don't want to hesitate, you make me loose my groove
If you think by crushing me, will change my attitude
You'rrrrrrre Right!
I am mad, I'm boring, um, I am steaming, my nuts and bolts are all screwed

Nothing has changed (la, la, la)
Even the bang remains the same
(in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket)
We still needs to funk
(in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket)
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo-woo
Nothing has changed (nothing has changed)
(in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket)
Or is the way that you picture me
(in the pocket, right smack there in the socket)
Colored by the way you've been treated in a situation that comes to mind
Nothing has changed except for you and I
Oh, no no no
Please don't let the lights that blind
Change the way you see me
Don't let it change the way you see me
There's a lot of time to move from town to town
Lots of time to move from town to town
Very seldom, I can settle down
And I can't settle down
No, no
(right smack dab in the socket)
We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket)
Gots to have the bomb (got to have the funk)
We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket)
We need the funk, colour me funky
Gots to have the bomb
We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket)
Gots to have the bomb (got to have the funk)
We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket)
Gots to have the bomb (colour me funky, we need the funk)
We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket)
Gots to have the bomb
Shine your light, shine your light on your funk
We need the bomb (in the pocket, right smack dab in the socket)
Gots to have the bomb (to have the funk, heyheyhey)
We need the bomb
Gots to have the bomb (heyheyhey)
Haaii, ohhh
Oh, this jam is (join the band)
Sweeter than the jam (join the band)
Granny used to can (join the band)
Oh back, way back!
Way back, ooh, in them good old days
Y'all know what I'm talking about
Ain't a damn thing changed
Join the fun
Dad-gum, dad-gum, baba
(x3)
Nothing has changed
Even the bang remains the same, hey
We still need the funk
Got to have the funk
Nothing has changed (nothing has changed)
Or is the way you perceive me
Colored by the way you've been treated in a situation that comes to mind
Oh, no
Nothing has changed
Except for you and I
Please don't let the lights that blind
Change the way you see me (don't you change the way you see me)
There's a lot of time
To go from town to town
And we'll be bringing the funk around
And you know I can't settle down
Giving up the funk (calling the mothership, calling the mothership) (x2)
We have just finished ???(giving up the funk)
???booty patrol
????
I wants the bomb, I want the P.Funk
I wants my funk uncut, heh heh!
You are in free space
And by the time you get to Venus
You should be funky!
You have the freedom to be funky!
We need the funk
Say, we need the funk
We need the funk
Go ahead, Garry! (calling the mothership)
We need the funk
ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh
Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you
Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you (coming for you)
Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you (yes he is)
Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you (he's coming for you, and you
Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you (he's coming for you)
Uncle Jam's coming, coming for you (yes he is) (x2)

We are children of production
Produced in conjunction
With the urgency of our Dr. Funkenstein
In his widsom he forenotioned
The shortcomings of your condition
So, we the clones, were designed
We're gonna blow the cobwebs out your mind
We're flawless testimony
To the attainment of the P. Funk
Endowed with conceivement of true groove
We are deeper than abortion, deeper than the notion
That the world was flat when it was round
We're gonna blow the cobwebs out your mind
We're gonna blow the cobwebs out your mind
We're a biological time bomb
Exploding in a timezone
And almost everyone is out of time
We are children of production
Produced in conjunction
With the urgency of our Dr. Funkenstein
In his wisdom he forenotioned
The shortcomings of your condition
So, we the clones were designed
We're gonna blow the cobwebs out your mind
We are deeper than abortion, deeper than the notion
That the world was flat when it was round
We're gonna blow the cobwebs out your mind

Bop Gun
(Endangered Species)
Hmm, yeah
Ooh, yeah
On guard, defend yourself
Movin' right on you, baby
On guard, defend yourself
Down to get down
(Down)
Baby
Turn me loose, we shall overcome
Where did you get that funk from, huh?
Turn me on, they're spoiling the fun
Let's shoot them with the bop gun
On guard, defend yourself
Movin' right around
(Hey baby)
We got to get over the hump
We got to get over the hump
We got to get over the hump
We got to get over the hump
On guard, defend yourself
Bound to get down, baby
(Hey)
Turn me loose
Let me shoot them with the bop gun
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Let me shoot them with the bop gun
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
We got to get over the hump
We got to get over the hump
We got to get over the hump
We got to get over the hump
When the syndrome is around
(On guard)
Don't let your guard down
All you've got to do is
Call on the funk, oh
On guard, defend yourself
We shall overcome
Where did you get that funk from?
They're spoiling the fun
Shoot them with the bop gun
Oh, hey baby
On guard, protect yourself
Movin' in on you, baby
I don't think you hear me
I said they're spoiling the fun
We shall overcome
We got to shoot them with the bop gun
Hey, babe
Bound to get down
Closing in on you
When the syndrome is around
Don't let your guard down
All you got to do is
Call on the funk
(Moving in on you, baby)
To dance is a protection
Funk is your connection
All you got to do is
Funk and dance
On guard, protect yourself
On guard, defend yourself
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Shoot them with the bop gun
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
You got to shoot them with the bop gun
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
Endangered species
You got to shoot them with the bop gun
When the syndrome is around
Don't let your guard down
All you've got to do is
Call on the funk
On guard, defend yourself
Movin' in on you
Turn me loose
We shall overcome
Where'd you get that funk from, huh?
I still said they're spoiling the fun
Shoot them with my bop gun
Hey, babe, turn me loose, huh
Watch me get over the hump, ha
Hey, babe
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
(We got to get on by the hump)
On guard, hey babe
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
(Got to get on by the hump)
On guard
I got to get over the hump
Watch me, I'm gonna shoot them with my bop gun
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
(I got to get on by the hump, hey baby)
On guard, oh
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
(I got to get on by the hump)
On guard
Shoot them with my bop gun
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
Hey babe, hey babe, oh
On guard, defend yourself
I'm gonna shoot them with my bop gun
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump
I got to get over the hump

Yeah, this is a story of a famous dog
For the dog that chases its tail will be dizzy
These are clapping dogs, rhythmic dogs
Harmonic dogs, house dogs, street dogs
Dog of the world unite
Dancin' dogs
Yeah
Countin' dogs, funky dogs
Nasty dogs (Dog)
Atomic dog
Atomic dog
Like the boys
When they're out there walkin' the streets
May compete
Nothin' but the dog in ya
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Like the boys
When they're out there walkin' the streets
May compete
Nothin' but the dog in ya
Why must I feel like that
Oh, why must I chase the cat
Like the boys
When they're out there walkin' the streets
May compete
Nothin' but the dog in ya
Ruff
Ruff
Ruff
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher, baby, do the dogcatcher
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Nothin' but the dog in me
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Bow-wow-yippie-yo-yippie-yeah
Just walkin' the dog
Oh, atomic dog
Futuristic bow-wow
Ruff
Leader of the pack
Wild dog
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Just the dog in me
Nothin' but the dog in me
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
Just the dog in me
Nothin' but the dog in me
Why must I feel like that
Why must I chase the cat
The dog in me (Dog in me)
The dog is in me (Dog in me)
Do the dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher
Do you wanna do the dogcatcher
Well, baby, why don't you do it again for me
Dogcatcher, dogcatcher
Do the dogcatcher
House-trained dogs
Wild dogs
Say it again
Why must I feel like that

Ha ah, ha ah, ha ah
I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk
I can't swim, I never could swim
I never will swim
Oh, put me down
Let go my leg
I told ya, will you shut up
I told ya I can't swim, ha ho no
Put me down, I hate water, ho
(Hah, ah hah, ah hah, ahh)
Will you shut up
(Aqua boogie, baby)
Never learned to swim
(Underwater boogie baby)
Can't catch the rhythm of the stroke
(Aqua boogie, baby)
Why should I hold my breath
(Underwater boogie, baby)
Feelin' that I might choke
(Ha ah, ha ah, ha ah)
(Aqua boogie, baby)
Things ya blow through
Because of things ya swim through
(Underwater boogie, baby)
Why hold your nose to spite your face
(Ha ah, ha ah, ha ah)
(Aqua boogie, baby)
With the rhythm that makes you dance
To what we have to live through
(Underwater boogie, baby)
You can dance underwater and not get wet, oh
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
(Put me down, let go my leg, oh)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
Psychoalphadiscobetabiohumanyouloop
I hate water, let me go, put me down, hah ho
You're all wet
(I'm at the boogie, baby)
Never mean to drown
(I'm underwater boogie baby)
Can't comprehend all the strokes
(I'm at the boogie, baby)
Why should I hold my breath?
(Underwater boogie, baby)
(He's deep)
Feelin' that I might choke, oh
(Aquaboogie, baby)
There's a magic rhythm one with the a real drum
(Underwater boogie, baby)
Why blow your nose to spite your face
(Aquaboogie, baby)
With the rhythm it takes to dance
To what we have to live through
(Underwater boogie, baby)
You can dance underwater and not get wet
Boogie with who?
(Boogie boogie with me)
I am the nose
(Ha ah, hah ah, ha ah)
I don't swim
I don't dance
(Ha ah, hah ah, ha ah)
I don't swim or dance
(Biohumanyouloop)
I'm too cool to swim, or dance
I might get my hand wet
(Underwater boogie baby, underwater boogie baba)
(Ha ah, ha ah, ha ah)
(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop)
I don't even sweat
(Psychoalphadiscobetabiohumanyouloop)
(Underwater boogie, baby, underwater boogie, baba)
I'm cool
(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop, psychoalpha)
Go head wit 'cho funk
(Underwater boogie, baby)
Put me down turn me loose
Ahh, let go my leg, I hate water
Oh, leave me alone
You're crazy
(Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop)
Ohh hah, stop it
Oh, there you go again
Oh, it feels good, oh, it feels good
Oh, it feels good
I am the nose, leave me alone
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops
The motion picture's underwater
Starring most of you loops
Never learned to swim
Can't comprehend all the strokes
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloop
(Underwater boogie, baby, yeah ho)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops
(Underwater boogie, baby)
A motion picture underwater
Starring most of you loops
(Yeah ho, ha ha get on down)
Psychoalphadiscobetabioaquadooloops
(I am the nose)
A motion picture underwater
Starring most of you loops
(Fool baby)
(Hit me)
Bioaquadooloop
(Ah ho ha ha, get down)

I am through with you
Baby, I refuse to be blue
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you behind the wheel
(Hurt put you in the loser's seat)
Let hurt put you behind the wheel
(Hurt put you in the loser's seat)
Let hurt put you behind the wheel
(Hurt put you in the loser's seat)
Shame, shame on me
For thinking that I could possibly be
The exclusive one of your choice
In this world infested with boys
Well, now I know that I am first on your list
And if I leave, I'm gonna be missed
I cannot take a chance on you
It's so easy to become number two
And I refuse to be blue
Baby, I'm crying you will lose
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you behind the wheel
(Hurt put you in the loser's seat)
Let hurt put you behind the wheel
(Hurt put you in the loser's seat)
Let hurt put you behind the wheel
(Hurt put you in the loser's seat)
Let you see how does it feel
(Let you see how it feels)
To be un-for-real
(To be un-for-real)
To be without a love of your own
(Without a love of your own)
And all your goodies are gone
(All your goodies are gone)
All your goodies are gone
(All your goodies are gone)
All your goodies are gone
(All your goodies are gone)
So good, I had known that your love was good
But it don't rectify how I'll cry
If you ever say goodbye
I refuse to be blue
Meaning, I'm cutting you a-loose
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you in the loser's seat
Let hurt put you behind the wheel
(Hurt put you in the loser's seat)
Let hurt put you behind the wheel
(Hurt put you in the loser's seat)
Let hurt put you behind the wheel
(Hurt put you in the loser's seat)
Let you see how it feels
(Let you see how it feels)
To be un-for-real
(To be un-for-real)
To be without a love of your own
(Without a love of your own)
And all your goodies are gone
(All your goodies are gone)
All your goodies are gone
(All your goodies are gone)
All your goodies are gone
(All your goodies are gone)
All your goodies are gone
All your goodies are gone
All your goodies are gone
All your goodies are gone
All your goodies are gone
All your goodies are gone
All your goodies are gone
All your goodies are gone
All your goodies are gone

Oh oh, I'm man, get off my foot, ha ha
Said, I 'mo take my shoes off and kick up my heels
(Ha ha)
Just watch me ya'll, umm huh
Said, I 'mo take my shoes off and kick up my heels
Now here I go, okay, hah
I got some ground work to do
(Let's go strollin')
And I need a little support
(On the dance floor)
Heel and toe [unverified]
(Let's go strollin')
And just like the grinner I need just a little more foot, hah
Tryin' to put a size twelve foot
In a size eight shoe
(You know that won't do)
It's like putting on a five dollar hat
On a nickel head
(It's about that hat rack)
Now promenade and do-si-do
Take your partner across the floor
Foot stompin' time
Heel and toe, sidesteppin'
I 'mo take my shoes off
(Got to take my shoes)
And kick up my heels
Hey, watch me ya'll hear I go
I 'mo take my shoes off
And kick up my heels
Not with your smelly feet
See ya, bye
Party time
Step on it
Come on
Give up a dime
(Lord)
Cool
(Come on)
It's party time
Step on it
Come on
Give up a dime
Party time
Come on ya'll
He's got more socks than the ogre there in the corner
I believe it is, it's a toe jam
Are you any kin to Dr. Scholl's?
You've got some funny looking toes
You've got some funny looking toes
(Where'd you get that toe from?)
Are your toenails over-grown?
'Cause ya see I got ptomaine
And I'm gonna turn it loose on the dance floor
And I'm gonna spread my groove all over you
I got a [unverified] big blue
Heh, yeah
I'm gonna take my shoes off
(Yeah)
I got to take my shoes off
(Yeah)
I'm gonna take my shoes off
(Yeah)
I got to take my shoes off
(Yeah)
I'm gonna take my shoes off
(Yeah)
I got to take my shoes off
(Yeah)
I'm gonna take my shoes off
(Yeah)
I got to take my shoes off
(Yeah)
Party time
Step on it
Come on
Pick up a dime
Cool, hey
It's party time
Step on it
Come on
Pick up a dime
Party time
Yo, high toe silver, away
Lookin' for athletic feet
This is a toe jam session
(Ha ha hah)
I 'mo take my shoes off
Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
I 'mo take my shoes off
And kick up my heels
(I've got to take my shoes off)
Now watch it, now here I go
Here I go ya'll, look at me, ha ha
I'm gonna take my shoes off
And kick up my heels
(I've got to take my shoes off)
Oh, no, not this smelly feet
I'm gonna take my shoes off
(Ho, ho)
I've got to take my shoes off
(Yeah, whoo, ooo)
The foot stranger here
I'm looking for toe-jam
Come on Pronto
(Yeah)
I'm gonna take my shoes off
(Got to take my shoes off)
To kick up my heels
Now just watch me ya'll now, here I go, whoa
Said, I 'mo take my shoes off
(Got to take my shoes off)
Kick up my heels?
(I got to take my shoes off)
Come on Donny, come on Donny
Yeah, wooo
I'm gonna take my shoes off
And kick up my heels
(I 'mo take my shoes off)
It's about that mo' better
(I got to take my shoes off)
(I 'mo take my shoes off)
(I got to take my shoes off)
Yeah, hoo
(I 'mo take my shoes off)
I got my shoes off
(I got to take my shoes off)
I got my shoes off
Said, I 'mo take my shoes off

If I was a wizard of finance
Speculating every day on Wall Street
My dividends would be so tremendous, baby
Even Dow Jones would find it hard to believe
It's your lovin' kind
Kissin' kind, squeezin' kind
Holdin' kind, baby
It's your lovin' kind
Kissin' kind, squeezin' kind
Huggin' kind, darlin'
If I had plenty of money
I would probably spend it all in one year
I'd be busy buying you flowers, girl
Just to show I appreciate your being near
It's your lovin' kind
Kissin' kind, squeezin' kind
Holdin' kind, darlin'
It's your lovin' kind
Kissin' kind, squeezin' kind
Huggin' kind, baby
It's the lovin' kind
It's the squeezin' kind
It's the lovin' kind
It's the squeezin' kind
It's your lovin' kind
Kissin' kind, squeezin' kind
Holdin' kind, huggin' kind
Squeezin' kind, yeah darlin'
It's the lovin' kind
It's the squeezin' kind
It's the lovin' kind
It's the squeezin' kind
If I were a wizard of finance
I would probably invest my life in you
My dividend would be so tremendous, baby
Even Dow Jones won't believe it's true
It's the lovin' kind
It's the squeezin' kind
It's the lovin' kind
It's the squeezin' kind
It's your lovin' kind
Kissin' kind, squeezin' kind
Holdin' kind, huggin' kind
Squeezin' kind, yeah baby
It's the lovin' kind
It's the squeezing kind
It's the lovin' kind

Yeah!
Yeah!
Trombipulation,
Here comes a new revelation (Yeah!)
OOOH! Like the way the baby blows it
Let the nose be nosy (YEAH!)
Trombipulation
Let your body do the talkin',
Let your fingers do the walkin' (YEAH!!)
But for heaven's sake,
Let the wind do the blowin' uh, OW!
(Yut dut duh daht daahh-dah!) (x 3)
They say that it ain't what ya knows it's what ya feel
(but on the real side)
I'll take my real and goes up hill
Give me the real and nose appeal
YEAH!!
Trombipulation (Yut dut duh daht daahh-dah!)
New revelation
We be struggling by the pound
Givin' up plenty of sound
We be funkin' like they thought they were doin'
Let your eyes do the stylin', let your smiler do the smilin'
For heaven's sakes, let the wind do the blowin'
Trombipulation!
Trombipulation, here comes the new revelation (Yeah!!!)
Remember when we were dozy
And let the nose be nosy (Oh Yeah!)
Give me my really nose appeal
I'll stick my nose in any deal (Yeah!)
Let your fingers do the walkin' let your body do the talkin' (YEAH!)
But for heaven's sake, let the wind do the blowin', yeah
Ahh, foot
Tell them Nosy, I was blowin before the wind?
Wasn't I nosy?
Aaaoohh, if your nose is runnin' and your feet are smellin'
You must be upside down, clone!
That ain't cool, fool!
Ahhhh hah-ha hah
With the revelation of this new information
Of our cro-nasal sapien, we'll out-funk Starchild any day or night!
Ahh, ho-ho ho!
Tell them Nosy, wasn't I blowin' before the wind?
(Give me my really nose appeal) (cool)
He'll stick his nose in any deal (Dig! This is the fifth dig!)
Here comes a new revelational ( repeat )
I, Sir Nose D'voidoffunk, wish to declare,
That using the membrane,
I have recalled that my ancestry
Reached far beyond Cro-magnon
In front of neanderthal, ahead of Java
I was jivin' before Piltdown, I am the missing link
Sir Nose D'voidoffunk wish to declare,
I am the funkiest, I am the funkiest, I am the funkiest,

Let's keep it together
We belong together
Let's stay together
We belong together
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's keep it together
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's keep it together
(Together, forever, together, yeah)
Dedicate my life you see
This is what you mean to me
(Together, forever, together, yeah)
Just as close two is to three
I want you that close to me
I wanted to know but I didn't know who
That you knew that he told me so
You and me just got to be
Together, forever, there is nowhere to go
But I now know that that ain't so
Let's get it together
We belong together
Let's stay it together
We belong together
(Together, forever, together, yeah)
Dedicate my life you see
This is what you mean to me
(Together, forever, together, yeah)
Just as close two is to three
I want you that close to me
I wanted to know but I didn't know who
That you knew that told me so
Well is me, well is you
Together, will see you through
There is nowhere to go
But I now know that that ain't so
Let's keep it together
We belong together
Let's stay together
We belong together
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's keep it together
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Let's keep it together
(Together, forever, together, yeah)
Dedicate my life you see
This is what you mean to me
(Together, forever, together, yeah)
Just as close two is to three
I want you that close to me
Let's keep it together
We belong together
Let's stay together
We belong together

Oh, Oh ladies and gentleman, you gotta see this. (Oh, Oh look at the
jellyfish)
This is exciting ladies and gentlemen. (Oh my goodness.....back stroke...)
I'd like to say, this is Howard Codsell, reporting for the Motor Booty Affair.
(DOW! Dat dah dahdat, dadah dadah dadah dadah daaaaah, dat dah dahdah)
[Repeating background line]
We're here and we're seeing all kinds of people coming in here now. We got
Queen Freakalene, we got Charlie Tuna over there to -?- whatever...
....this is really fantastic, we want you to stick around, we've got a lot
of things planned for you this evening.
DOWN! Dat dah dahdat (girls: dat dah dadat)
Don't you know I'm good for you girl dat dah dadiiiiiiiiiiiiieee
(Wait a minute! Don't you know I'm good for you!)
Yes siree we've got .... I tell you this girl's a hot bubble goddess.
Come here you little thing...
Yeah, yeah
Three days have passed and I've had you on my mind
Maybe we can meet after the jam, yeah
They say it's early yet, but luck's like that sometimes
(Don't you know I'm good for you girl)
I'll tell you something I can't stand
(Good for you baby! Yeah)
You know I'm good for you bay..
(I tell you, we've got....we've got, Rumpofsteelskin, )
You know you drive me cray...
(...we've got Duke Minusdagroove... HEY THERE DUKE! HELLO BABA! BABA!)
I've been seeing all the guys, come by and talk to you
Seems to me like it's without a break Uhhh
I'm too shy most of the time, let me tell you girl
This is serious for goodness sake,
I got to be good to you.
DOW! Dat dah dahdat,
dadah dadah dadah dadah daaaaah, dat dah dahdah
DOW! Dat dah dahdat,
dadah dadah dadah dadah daaaaah, dat dah dahdah
DOW! Dat dah dahdat,
(I got to be good to you baby)
Don't you know I'm good for you
How about that all-crab band ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna try to get a
interview with one of 'em. OH WAIT A MINUTE! OH WAIT A MINUTE!
THERE GOES MOBY DICK! Yes, he's running after Octopussy
(I've got to be there for you girl)
I'm telling you this is, this is the greatest thing you've (Ohh!!!)
....ever seen.
Excuse me little girl...
...watch your elbow
(Girl)
We can find a mystical mating ground out there somewhere
(Somewhere, somewhere)
We can swim through life without a care, be there (be there, baby be there)
(Oh OHH!! Rita the Mermaid hold it, let me get a...let me....)
We can ????? (without getting spare?)
(...Look at are fins their so BEAUTIFUL, I gotta...)
Nothing as deep and down, you are so rare (you're so rare)
I'm good for you girl (I'm good for you, you know I've got to be)
DOW! Dat dah dadat Don't you know I'm good for you girl
Don't you know I'm good for you girl
Look at those jellyfish jamming with the baracudas!
Testing one, two, Oh...
This is Howard Sellcod...cod......so-ur...cardshark (get yours)

Look here, look here
The heat's gettin' to my feet
And I got to dance
Girl!
Can we get you hot? (got me hot)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (burnin' up, burnin' up, baby)
Can we get you hot? (got to dance)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (make my temperatures rise, not yet)
Burnin' up!
Can we get you hot? (got me hot, pump it)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (everybody sing it, sing it)
Got me hot
Can we get you hot? (can I make your temperatures)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (burnin' up, burnin' up baby)
Can we get you hot? (look out, look here)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (I got a hump in my back)
Turn off the heat
Can we get you hot? (gettin' to me feet)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (say here, make my temperatures rise)
Rise, rise, rise
Can we get you hot? (got me hot, got to dance)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (lay out, lay out)
Can we get you hot? (just the girls next time)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (cuttin' around)
Work out, work out
Heat, gettin' to my feet
Got to dance
Don't stand a chance
Hot!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Ahhh
Can we get you hot? (got me hot)
May we make your temperatures rise? (make my temperatures rise, rise rise, mama)
Can we get you hot? (got me hot)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (everybody sing it this time, easy)
Can we get you hot? (take your time)
Can we make your temperatures rise?
(Go back a little bit, Tony, move it back a little bit)
Can we get you hot? (yeah!)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (work out, work out, work out)
Can we get you hot? (got me hot)
May we make your temperatures rise?
(put a hump in your backs, that's where it's at)
Can we get you hot?
May we make your temperatures rise?
(OK girls, can we get you hot, may we make your temperature)
Can we get you hot? (say "may we" next time around)
May we make your temperatures rise?
(just the girls, can we get you hot, may we make your temperatures rise)
Here we go, girls
Can we get you hot? (talk to me, may we)
May we make your temperatures rise?
(one more time, may we make your temperatures rise)
Can we get you hot? (may we)
May we make your temperatures rise?
(talk to me, talk to me, y'all)
Can we get you hot? (got me hot)
May we make your temperatures rise? (keep on, keep on, keep on burnin' up)
(burnin' up)
Can we get you hot? (look out)
May we make your temperatures rise? (Sizzlean mean, sizzlean mean)
Can we get you hot?
Turn off the heat
It's gettin' to my feet
And I'm burnin' up
Can we get you hot? (yeah girls, just the girls)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (come on girls, right here)
Can we get you hot?
Can we make your temperatures rise?
Can we get you hot? (burnin' up, burnin' up)
Diddle-dee-dee
Diddle-dee-dee
Can we get you hot? (all right girls, real breathy-like)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (just the girls, talk to me girls)
Can we get you hot? (diddle-dee-dee)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (oh, got me burnin' up, got me burnin' up)
(Burn, burn, burn baby burn)
Can we get you hot?
Can we make your temperatures rise? (Make my temperatures rise (x2))
Hot!
Can we get you hot? (oh baby)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (yeah!)
Sizzlean mean
Can we get you hot? (hot)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (barbecue me, baby)
Burnin' up
Can we get you hot? (ha)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (Sizzlean mean (x2))
Can we get you hot? (got me hot, baby)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (deedle-dee-dee (x2))
(Make my temperatures rise, hot baby)
Can we get you hot? (got me hot, workin' up a sweat)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (make my temperatures rise, baby)
(Put a hump in your back)
Can we get you hot? (hot, got me hot)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (yeah, look here, look here)
Can we get you hot? (got me hot, diddle-dee-dee, diddle-dee-dee)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (make my temperatures rise)
Can we get you hot? (yeah, sizzlean mean, sizzlean mean, yeah)
Can we get you hot?
Can we make your temperatures rise? (that's right)
Can we get you hot? (got me hot, fellas next time)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (do it)
Can we get you hot? (barbecue me, baby)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (yeah, sizzlean mean, sizzlean mean)
Can we get you hot? (got me hot)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (hey, hey, yeah, look here)
Can we get you hot?
Can we make your temperatures rise? (yeah, make my temperatures rise, rise)
Burnin' baby
Can we get you hot? (ha)
Can we make your temperatures rise?
Can we get you hot?
Must be a fire goin' on, fire
Hey, turn off the heat
It's gettin' to my feet
Burnin', burnin', burnin', baby
Can we get you hot?
Can we make your temperatures rise?
Can we get you hot? (can I get you hot)
Can we make your temperatures rise? (may I make your temperatures rise)
Can we get you hot?
Can we make your temperatures rise?
Everybody one more time
Can we get you hot?
Can we make your temperatures rise?
Can we get you hot?
Can we make your temperatures rise?

Seconds up and wakes me once again
Wants me up just like a good old friend
And I wait for sleep away in such a lovely day
Thinkin' maybe I should call you up and say
That I'd love to be with you today
Nothing much to do here anyway
Will you take me for a ride out to the country side
Spend this lovely day together you and I
I'm tryin to say, "I miss you baby"
I can't wait to be with you
Hey, my love I'm ready
To spend this lovely day with you
We could go out walkin' in the sun
Holding hands now wouldn't that be fun, oh
And shouldn't start to rain, well, head for home again
And watch the world go by together you and I
I'm tryin to say, "I miss you baby"
I can't wait to be with you
Hey, my love I'm ready
To spend this lovely day with you
Spend this lovely day
Spend this lovely day
With you
I'm tryin' to say, "I miss you baby"
I can't wait to be with you
Hey, hey, my love I'm ready
To spend this lovely day with you
Oh no baby, I can't wait to be with you
Hey, my love I'm ready
To spend this lovely day with you

Catch me duckin' in and out
But never lettin' her know that I found out
Lurkin' here, creepin' there
People giving me those funny stares
Makes time, bitter on occasion
Her side effects are really amazing
Mouth shake, funny lies
Love to talk such phony jive
Oh, the side effect
Of the love she put on me (Oh, it's incorrect)
Cause it's taken the love out of me
The side effect
She's lovin' me like she said she would
Oh, it's disrespect
She's robbin' me of my manhood
The side effect
In a love that's ?
Should have been a dude the way she's playin'
Girl's got a hold on me
I can't disconnect
And I never want to break free
How can a love feel so good
Oww, and at the same time, make me ill
She's like a miracle drug that makes you feel better
And at the same time she's a no-good pill
The side effect
Like the fun that we've got goin'
Oh, it's incorrect
Seems to me I'm floatin'
The side effect
Oh, this thing that's got me reelin'
Shows me disrespect
And she's got no real feelin'
The side effect
In a love there's lots of pain
She should have been a dude the way she's playin'
The side effect
I can't disconnect
I never want to break free
How can can a love be so good
Oh, but at the same time make you ill
She was the miracle drug that made me feel better
But at the same time she's a no-good pill
The side effect
Of the love you put on me
Is incorrect
Cause it's taken the love outta me
The side effect
Lovin' me like she said she would
Oh it's disrespect
Robbing me of my manhood
The side effect
In a love there's ???
Should've been a dude the way she's playing
The side effects
I can't disconnect
The side effect

Ooh, doin' the ride on
Uhh, uhh, doin' the ride on
Put a hump in your back
Shake your sacroiliac
And ride on
Let's take a ride
Ride on
Baby do the ride on
Mama do the ride on
Ride on
Ride on
Baby do the ride on
Mama do the ride on
Ride on
Doin' the ride on
Ooh, oh doin' the ride on
Ride on
Baby do the ride on
Mama do the ride on
Ride on
Ride on
Baby do the ride on
Mama do the ride on
Ride on
It ain't what you know, it's what you feel
Don't worry about being right, just be for real
We're gonna do it to the max, when we do it
We're gonna do it, do it good, when we do it
Put a hump in your back
Shake your sacroiliac
And ride on
Let's take a ride
Ride on
Baby do the ride on
Mama do the ride on
Ride on
It ain't what you know, it's what you feel
Don't worry about being right, just be for real
We're gonna do it to the max, when we do it
We're gonna do it, do it good, when we do it
Put a hump in your back
Shake your sacroiliac
And ride on
Let's take a ride
Ride on
Baby do the ride on
Mama do the ride on
Ride on
Ride on
Baby do the ride on
Mama do the ride on
Ride on
Ride on
(Put a hump in your back)
Baby do the ride on
(Shake your sacroiliac)
Mama do the ride on
(Let's take a ride)
Ride on
Ride on
(It ain't what ya know)
Baby do the ride on
(It's what ya feel)
Mama do the ride on
(Don't worry about being right just be for real)
Ride on
Ride on
Baby do the ride on
Mama do the ride on
Ride on
Ride on
Baby do the ride on
Mama do the ride on
Ride on
Ride on
Baby do the ride on
Mama do the ride on
Ride on
Ride on
Baby do the ride on
Mama do the ride on

Bring me that groove and that thing that you shake
(Oh! shake it to me baby)
Thing that you shake, thing that you shake
Bring me that groove and that thing that you shake
(To me, bring it to me baby)
Thing that you shake, thing that you shake
(The way that you shake that thing)
Bring me that groove and that thing that you shake
Thing that you shake, thing that you shake
Can we, can we take you all the way
Can we peek a groove?
(x2)
Can we, can we take you all the way
We don't need the night, to do what we feel is right
Vanish from your eyesight in broad daylight, yeah!
We don't almost move you
Can we, can we take you all the way?
Can we turn you out?
(x2)
Can we, can we take you all the way?
We don't need the night, to do what we feel is right
Vanish from your eyesight in broad daylight
We can peek a groove
We don't almost move you
Bring me that groove and that thing that you shake, thing that you shake
I recall with good feelin' my childhood days
A little old man with the groove
Every year at this time he would come to my mind
He was searchin' for the grooveless, less the groove
He said "Bring me that groove and that thing that you shake!"
We don't almost move you
Can we, can we take you all the way
Can we blow your mind?
Ooohhh could we, should we take you all the way?
Oh and in time
Heyyy
Can we, can we move you night and day?
Can we peek a groove (doo doo doo)
Can we, can we take you all the way out? (doo doo doo)
You'll be out of sight
We don't need the night to do what we feel is right
Vanish from your eyesight in broad daylight
We can peak a groove all night
We don't almost move you
We are here to groove you
We don't almost move you
Can we? (Can we?) (x3)
May we? (May we?)
We don't almost move you
Can we (Can we get the funk on me)
Can we take you all the way (Bring me that thing you shake)
Can we peek a groove (Got what it takes to MOVE YA!)
Can we, Can we (Baby, bring me that thing ya shake) take you all
The way (Come get this funk out me)
Can we peek a groove (Got what it takes to MOVE YA! WHOO!)
Can we, can we take you all the way (Owww! Move it baby!)
Can we peek a groove? (I got a thang for you! Uhh!)
Can we, can we take you all the way (Move me baby)
(Can you move me baby?)
I got a thing for you (x2)
I'm a mover baby
I'm a mover
I said watch me
I'm a groover
I said thank me
Lord! I'm a mover
Come on and groove me baby!
Whooo!! (tut-tut)
It ain't about me movin' you or not
Hey I want you and all that you got
Cause I'm a mover baby
Hey, oh lord
It ain't debatable
Whether my music will move your behind
Yeahh!
Cause my music will move you and all that is on your mind
Oh I'm, Oh I'm, Oh I'm, hey I'm a mover, babe
I'll move this way, I'll move that way
I'll move this day, I'll move that day
Cause I'm a mover baby
Ahhhhh!
Oh well, oh well, oh well, oh well, I'm a mover baby
I said I'll move this way, I'll move that way
I'll move this day, yes, I'll move that day, lord
And I, lord, I, ah Ha ha
I'm a mover. I oh, I, hahaha

Good evening
Do not attempt to adjust your radio, there is nothing wrong
We have taken control as to bring you this special show
We will return it to you as soon as you are grooving
Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as We-Funk
Or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
Home of the extraterrestrial brothers
Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
Coming you directly from the Mothership
Top of the chocolate milky way, 500,000 kilowatts of P.Funk power
So kick back, dig, while we do it to you in your eardrums
And me? I'm known as Lollipop Man
Alias, The Long Haired Sucker, my motto is
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Yeah, W E F U N K, y'all now this is what I want you all to do
If you got faults, defects or shortcomings you know
Like arthritis, rheumatism or migraines
Whatever part of your body it is, I want you to lay it on your radio
Let the vibes flow through, funk not only moves, it can remove, dig?
The desired effect is what you get
When you improve your Interplanetary Funksmanship
Sir Lollipop Man, chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming
Doin' it to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
Once upon a time called, 'Now'
Somebody say, "Is there funk after the death?"
I say, "Is Seven Up?", yeah, P.Funk
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Yeah, I dig, let me put my sunglasses on
That's the law around here, you got to wear your sunglasses
So you can feel cool, gangster lean, y'all should dig my sunroof top
Well, alright, hey I was diggin' on y'all funk for a while
Sounds like it got a three on it though to me
Then I was down South and I heard some funk
With some main ingredients like
Doobie Brothers, Blue Magic, David Bowie
It was cool, but can you imagine Doobie-in' your funk?
W E F U N K, We-Funk
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Gettin' deep
Once upon a time called 'Right Now'
Ain't it funky now?
Far around
Hey, doin' it to you in the ear hole
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Yeah
We're not leavin' y'all, I want you all to stay tuned for Starchild
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on
Make my funk the P.Funk before I take it home
Don't stop, get down
Talk, blow your horn
Pee you
Wants to get funked up
Well alright
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
Welcome to station W E F U N K, better known as
We-Funk or deeper still, the Mothership Connection
Home of the extra terrestrial brothers
Dealers of funky music, P.Funk, uncut funk, the bomb
Lollipop Man here, alias, the Long Haired Sucker
Chocolate coated, freaky and habit forming
Coming to you in 3-D, so groovy that I dig me
Yeah, yeah, P.Funk
Make my funk the P.Funk, I want my funk uncut
Make my funk the P.Funk, I wants to get funked up
I want the bomb, I want the P.Funk, don't want my funk stepped on

Ewww, Ewwwww, Ohhh, play the game
To play the game, if you win the game (you've got to win)
It's the new doo review (got the game now how do we play it?)
Comin', comin', comin'
Comin' for you (gonna do the new doo day to day)
It's the new doo review (what would funkers do?)
Comin', comin', comin' (they do what they gotta do)
I wanna do what funk do
I wanna do what funkers do
Do the new doo until it's done
(-?????- sounds like Jessica Cleaves)
Comin, comin', comin' (Do I have a new doo day to day?)
If a little dab won't do ya (Why use Brylcream? It's nothing but water)
If a little dab won't do ya (Your new doo come undone)
If a little dab won't do ya
Go do the new doo day to day
Can you guess who I am?
I was blowin' before the wind
I was before cro-magnon and cro-neanderthal, jivin' before java
Fresh out of monkey-hood
Can you guess who I am?
Wiggle my monkey
Monkey see monkey do (I didn't want to do it
(you made me do it)
Monkey see monkey do (They lied to you. It goes like
this: "If you fakes the funk
your lip will grow")
Ah - ha -ha
Ah - ha ha ha ha ha
(They lied to you. If you fake the funk your lip will grow)
[This sound ?]
(.....fresh out of monkey-hood)
Blow says the Nose you're growing
[This sound ?]
I will never dance, I will never blow my doo.
Ha ha! The New Doo Review!
Coming, coming, coming
Coming for you
It's the new doo review (x2)
You play the game
If you win the game (stop playing)
Coming, coming, coming
Coming for you
It's the new doo review
Got the game now how do we play it?
Coming, coming, coming
Coming for you
It's the new doo review
Gonna do the new doo, day to day
Coming, coming, coming
Coming for you
It's the new doo review
Dippity doo da day
Dippity doo da day
Dippity doo da day
Coming, coming, coming
Coming for you
It's the new doo review
DIPPITY DOO DA DAY!
A little dab will do ya
[It's done?]
(Don't) let me catch ya with your doo undone
No, no
It's time
[-?- (Garry)] [ -???- (Brides)]
(Don't) let me catch ya,
Don't let me catch ya with your do undone, no
Don't get me with your doo undone, no
It's the new doo review coming after you (x2)
If a little dab won't do ya (If a little dab won't do ya)
If a little dab won't do ya (If just a little dab won't do you, If just
a little dab won't do ya)
Dippity do da day
Dippity do da day (x4)
If a little dab won't do ya (x5)
It's the new doo review
Got the game now how do we play it?
Gonna do the new doo day to day
Comin', comin', comin' Comin' for you
It's the new doo review
Don't let me see you when your doo come undone, no!
Comin', comin', comin' Comin' for you
It's the new doo review
Dippitty do da day
Dippitty do da day
(x3)

May we bang you (on the one with a bang)
Baby, let me big bang you
Hot plasma in the vein (we want to bang you)
May we big bang you (on the one with a bang)
Baby, let me big bang you
Bang bang!
We really would just like to turn you on (oh)
Turn you on (bang!)
Can I be your favorite firecracker?
Bang bang
We really would just like to turn you on
Not your average kind of cherry bomb
There's gonna be
A musical explosion
Glory be, the one that blows your mind
There's gonna be
Universal knocking
Glory be, funk gonna blow your mind
Do re mi, kind of cherry bomb
May we bang you
Hot plasma in the vein
May we bang you
On the one with a bang
May we bang you
Big, big bang you
Ah, do the bang stang (hey, honey)
Back behind the thang
Baba, do the bang stang
Let's do that groove!
Ah, do the bang stang (honey)
Back behind the thang
Baba, do the bang stang
Ooh, yeah yeah
Ow, that groove!
There's gonna be
A musical explosion
Every day be like
The Fourth of July
Ha, there's gonna be
Universal rhythm
Bang bang!
Yeah, look here! Look here!
Do re mi, kind of cherry bomb
Love your groove
You say I love the you dance with me, baby
Love your groove
Hey, your grooves drive me crazy
Love your groove
I want more, more, more, more, ohhh!
Love your groove
Yeah
May we bang you
I really would just like to turn you on
Bang bang!
Love your grooves (x5)
Uh, may we bang you
I really would just like to turn you on
Can I be your favorite firecracker?
Bang bang!
Not just an average cherry bomb

Come to me baby, ahh, sexy lady
I'd get a thrill if you'd say you will
Come here, baby, come here, baby
Let's play house, babe
Come here pretty baby
Be my spouse, babe
Ooh, sexy lady
I'd get a thrill if you'd say you will
Let's play house, baby
Do it with me baby
Gimme the music
Let's play house, baby
Gimme the music
Let's play house, girl
'Somebody Done Somebody Wrong' song
Gimme the music
Gimme that 'Baby Come Back Home' song
Gimme the music
Let's play house, baby
Gimme the bop, be-bop slop
But gimme the music
Let's play house girl
Gimme that old fashion dance hall
Gimme the music
(I'd get a thrill, if you'd say you will)
Gimme a rockabye, gimme a lullaby
Give me a by and by oh by and by oh by
Gimme a rockabye, gimme a lullaby
Give me a by and by oh by and by oh by
(I'd get a thrill, if you'd say you will)
Gimme a rockabye, gimme a lullaby
Give me a by and by oh by and by oh by
Gimme a rockabye, gimme a lullaby
Give me a by and by oh by and by oh by
(I'd get a thrill, if you'd say you will)
Gimme a rockabye, Lord
Ain't nothin' cookin' but the music
(Ain't nothin' cookin' but the music)
Ain't nothin' cookin' but the music
(Ain't nothin' cookin' but the music)
Ain't nothin' cookin' but the music
(And oh yeah, I'm with the band)
Ain't nothin' cookin' but the music
(For I am the music, sheet music to be precise)
And oh yeah, I don't care to precise, I play by ear
I've always wanted to be in a band
Give me the music
Encore, you want more?
Gimme that somebody done somebody wrong song
Gimme the music
Gimme that get me off, turn me on song
Gimme the music
I'll give you the bop, be bop slop
'Cause I am the music
Gimme that turn me up, bring it on song
Gimme the music
Uh, can't you read me?
Uh sheet music, baby
Also, [Incomprehensible] sometime

Sha la la la (x2)
Just because you accepted
The moment that I asked you to be my girl
Sha la la la (x2)
I didn't believe that you could fall in love at first sight
I didn't think that you were a very nice girl
But I was wrong (that was wrong)
Oooh, I was wrong (so, so wrong)
I was wrong (that was wrong)
I misjudged you, ooh (misjudged you, baby)
You didn't hesitate
Because you didn't want to wait
You didn't know if I would ever ask you again
Sha la la la (x2)
You should have played hard
Right from the start
Cause I condemned you for being so extreme
But that was wrong (that was wrong)
Ooh, that it was wrong (so, so wrong)
Ohh, it was wrong (that was wrong)
I misjudged you (ohh, baby, I misjudged you baby)
So now I'm begging
For the love I once denied
Darling, I'm sorry
Arrest these tears that are falling in my eyes
So if you give me one more chance
I promise I will never doubt you again
Sha la la la (x2)
I want you to say each and every day
Remind me dear
Don't care where or when
That I wronged you (that was wrong)
Oooh, I wronged you (so, so wrong, ohh, baby, don't you know that)
I wronged you (that was wrong)
I misjudged you (hey baby, I misjudged, misjudged, I misjudged you)
I misjudged you (hey baby)
I misjudged you

I can move you if you let me
Ahh, gettin' in touch with you
I can move you if you let me
Ahh, takin' a position
I can move you if you let me
Ahh, I'm trying communication
I can move you if you let me
I'm checking out your signals
Lots of verbal foreplay
Lady, I've got to dig my tone and timing
Till we're somewhere sharing fantasies
Normal and or otherwise, I got to have it
I can move you if you let me
Avoiding sexy double talk
I can move you if you let me
Telling me with techniques
I can move you if you let me
Burning like a fever
I can move you if you let me
Woo, digging on the fire
My imagination is boosting my anticipation
I've got to hold, I've got to hold on
Until we're somewhere sharing fantasies
Normal and or otherwise
I can move you if you let me
I can move you if you let me
I can move you if you let me
Ahh, gettin' in touch with you girl
I can move you if you let me
Hey, taking a position
I can move you if you if you let me
Dear Lord, I'm diggin' on the fire, the fire
I can move you if you let me
Oh Lord, I'm diggin on the fire, I'm diggin on the fire
I can move you if you if you let me
(Avoiding sexy double talk, hey)
I can move you if you let me
(Telling me with techniques, yeah)
I can move you if you if you let me
(It's burning like a fever)
I can move you if you let me
I can move you if you let me

Getting to know you
Was one of the things that I chose to do
Baby I love you
And the world that surrounds you
Now that I know you
As one of the things that makes life real
Baby, I love you
And the world that surrounds you
Gettin' to know you
Is one of the things I hold so dear
A love like this
I never knew I could feel
To think that I love you
After all of the things that I put you through
Baby, I love you
And the world that surrounds you
Getting to feel you
Is one of the things I've grown to feel
And baby, I love you
And the world that surrounds you
I said getting to show you
Some of the things you make me see
Baby, I love you
And the world that surrounds you
Well, getting to know you, hey baby
Is one of the things I hold so dear
A love like this
I never knew I could feel
To think that I love you
After all of the things I've put you through
Baby, hey, I love you
And the world that surrounds you
Baby, I love you
(Baby, baby, I love you)
(Baby, baby, I love you)
And the world that surrounds you
Baby, I love you
(Baby, baby, I love you)
(Baby, baby, I love you)
And the world that surrounds you
Baby
(Baby, baby I love you)
(Baby, baby I love you)
Uh, baby
Hey baby
(Baby, baby I love you)
(Baby, baby I love you)
Hey, baby, uh, baby
Wow, getting to know you
Is one of the things I hold so dear
A love like this I never knew I could feel
Ooh, baby, I love you
After all of the things that I put you through
Baby, I love you
And the whole wide world that surrounds you
Turn around, back up and hit me with it
(Baby, baby I love you)
(Baby, baby I love you)
Hey baby, I love you
(Baby, baby I love you)
(Baby, baby I love you)
Baby, I love you
(Baby, baby I love you)
(Baby, baby I love you)
Baby, I love you
(Baby, baby I love you)

Now, I lay me down to sleep
Ooh, I just can't find a beat
Flash light
(Ohh, I will never dance)
Flash light
Flash light
Flash light
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Oh, it's no use
Flash light
Red light
Neon light
Ooh, stop light
Now, I lay me down to sleep
I guess, I'll go count the sheep
Oh, but I will never dance
(Oh, don't make me do it)
(Dance, sucker, ooh ha ha)
(Auh, get him)
Most of all he needs the funk
(Shine it)
Help him find the funk
(Ha, funk it)
Most of all he needs the funk
Help him find the funk
(Get him)
Most of all he needs the funk
(I know we can get him)
Help him find the funk
(Ho)
Most of all he needs the funk
(Ha, don't)
Help him find the funk
Most of all he needs the funk
(I know you will)
Help him find the funk
(Dance, sucker)
Most of all he needs the funk
(Shine the spotlight on him)
Help him find the funk
(Oh funk me)
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
(Dance, nose, you know you on my funk street)
(Oh, funk me)
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
(Get on down, nose, I like it, dance then)
Flash light
(Oh ho ho)
(Flash light)
Spot light
(Spot light)
Neon light
(Neon light)
Street light
(Street light)
Oh ho, ha ha
Everybody's got a little light under the sun
Shinin' on the funk
Shinin' on the funk
Most of all he need the funk
Help him find the funk
Most of all he need the funk
(Ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Help him find the funk
Most of all he need the funk
(Ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Help him find the funk
Most of all he need the funk
(Ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Help him find the funk
(Ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Oh, flash light
(Flash light, flash light)
Flash light
(Flash light, flash light)
Flash light
(Oh, flash light)
Flash light
(Oh, flash light)
Spot light
(Spot light)
Neon light
(Ooh, neon light)
Flash light
(Ooh, flash light ho)
Stop light
(Stop light)
Now, I lay me down to sleep
I guess I'll go count the sheep
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
(Oh)
(Shake your funk)
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
(Shake your funk)
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
(Shake your funk)
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da, ho
(I think I found the funk))
Flash light
(Flash light)
Day light
(Day light)
Spot light
(Spot light)
Red light
(Ohh, hoo, red light)
Everybody's got a little light under the sun
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Everybody's got a little light
Under the sun, under the sun
Under the sun, under the sun
Under the sun, under the sun

"Dr. Funkenstein"
Whoa!
They say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill, baby
Call me the big pill
Dr Funkenstein
The disco fiend with the monster sound
The cool ghoul with the bump transplant
Hip bone connected to my thigh bone
My thigh bone connected to my leg bone
My leg bone connected to my ankle bone
I get so hung up on bones
Dr Funkenstein here
Preoccupied and dedicated
To the preservation of the motion of hips
We love to funk you, Funkenstein
Your funk is the best (talk!)
Take my body, give it the mind
To funk with the rest (kiss me on my ego)
Hit me with the one and then
If you like, hit me again
We love to Funk-a-stein (ohhh, over!)
Dr. Funkenstein, King of the Funk, yeah!
Swift lippin', ego trippin' and body snatchin'
I'll blow your mind
Comin' to you directly from the Mothership
Pulling up the last leg (ah, ah, ah)
Of the P.Funk
Well, alright
Dr. Funkenstein, yeah
He'll funk with your mind (ooover)
We love to funk you, Funkenstein
Your funk is the best (let me hear it for me)
Take my body, give it the mind
To funk with the rest (ha!)
Hit me with the one and then
If you like, hit me again
We love to Funk-a-stein (alright!)
Microbiologically speaking,
When I start churnin', burnin' and turnin'
I'll make your atoms move so fast
Expandin' your molecules
Causing a friction fire
Burnin' you on your neutron
Causing you to scream
"Hit me in the proton, BABY!"
(I don't know what I'm talking about)
Hit me with the one and then
If you like, hit me again
We love you, Funkenstein (oh yeah, let's do it one more time)
Ohhhh, over!
Hoo-wee!
(you're really out of sight)
I hope you all got your sunglass on out there
It's really gonna blow your mind
We love to funk you, Funkenstein
Your funk is the best (talk!)
Take my body, give it the mind
To funk with the rest (kiss me on my ego)
Hit me with the one and then
If you like, hit me again
We love to Funk-a-stein
We love to funk you, Funkenstein
Your funk is the best (over!)
Take my body, give it the mind
To funk with the rest
Hit me with the one and then
If you like, hit me again
We love to Funk-a-stein
Ain't nothing but a party, baby!
Swift lippin', and ego trippin' and body snatchin'
Dr. Funkenstein, you are really out of sight
The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill
They call me the big pill
Hit me with the one and then
If you like, hit me again
We love to, Funk-a-stein
(Yeah, hit me one time, one time!)
(Hey man, you make me feel so bad)
We love to funk you, Funkenstein
Your funk is the best (it is so funky around here)
Take my body, give it the mind
To funk with the rest (I'm just funkin' and jumpin')
Hit me with the one and then (ooooover!)
If you like, hit me again
We love to Funk-a-stein (Yeah, we love you Dr. Funkenstein)
We love to funk you, Funkenstein
Your funk is the best
Take my body, give it the mind (yeah, take it!)
To funk with the rest (take it!)
Hit me with the one and then
If you like, hit me again

Happiness and peace
Is getting more and more out of my reach
Violence and revolution
Seems to be all that the people wanna preach
You're gunning down your brothers
Molestin' your sisters and your mothers in the streets
Whoa-oh the President's talkin' 'bout change
But nobody's got sense enough to come in out of the rain Hey hey hey (whoa)
Hey hey hey (whoo)
(Chorus)
When will the people start gettin' together?
Learnin' to live and love one another?
Hey hey hey now (oh)
When will the people stop fightin' each other?
Learning to give and help one another
Hey hey hey now (aow)
(Guitar solo)
War's my Golden Age
I've been shipped from the cradle to the grave
Put a gun in their hands
Saying it's your duty to kill another man
Guess somebody's been there to the mothers
Makin' widows of the sweethearts and lovers
And this is our land, mmhmm
The President's talkin' 'bout change
But nobody's got sense enough to come in out of the rain
Hey hey hey (ohhh)
Hey hey hey (whoo)
(Chorus)
When will the people start gettin' together?
Learnin' to live and love one another?
Hey hey hey now (ohh)
When will the people stop fightin' each other?
Learn to give and help one another
Hey hey hey now (aow)

Uh, what's happening, CC? They still call it the White House
But that's a temporary condition, too, can you dig it, CC?
To each his reach and if I don't cop, it ain't mine to have
But I'll be reachin' for ya, 'cause I love ya, CC, right on
There's a lot of chocolate cities all around
We've got Newark, we've got Gary
Somebody told me we got L.A.
And we're workin' on Atlanta, but you're the capital, CC
Gainin' on ya, get down
Gainin' on ya, movin' in on ya
Gainin' on ya, can't you feel my breath, heh
Gainin' on ya, all up around your neck, heh heh
Hey, CC, they say your jivin' game, it can't be changed
But on the positive side, you're my piece of the rock
And I love you, CC, can you dig it?
Hey, uh, we didn't get our forty acres and a mule
But we did get you, CC, yeah
Gainin' on ya, movin' in and around ya
God bless CC and its vanilla suburbs
Gainin' on ya, gainin' on ya
Gainin' on ya, gainin' on ya
What's happening, blood?
Gainin' on ya, gainin' on ya
Gainin' on ya, gainin' on ya
Yeah, what's happenin', Black?
Brother Black, blood even
Yeah, ha, just funnin', gettin' down
Ah, blood to blood, ah, players to ladies
The last percentage count was eighty
You don't need the bullet when you got the ballot
Are you up for the down stroke, CC?
Chocolate City, are you with me out there?
And when they come to march on ya
Tell 'em to make sure they got their James Brown pass
And don't be surprised if Ali is in the White House
Reverend Ike, Secretary of the Treasure
Richard Pryor, Minister of Education
Stevie Wonder, Secretary of Fine Arts
And Miss Aretha Franklin, the First Lady
Are you out there, CC? A chocolate city is no dream
It's my piece of the rock and I dig you, CC
God bless Chocolate City and its vanilla suburbs
Can y'all get to that?
Easin' in, gainin' on ya
In yo' stuff, gainin' on ya
Huh, you can't get enough
Gainin' on ya, gainin' on ya
Be mo' funk, be mo' funk
Gainin' on ya, can we funk you too?
Right on, Chocolate City
Yeah, get deep, real deep
Hey, be mo' funk
Mmm, heh
Get deep, too bad

I know what you can do
Let us lay some funk on you
Funk on me?
Funk on you
Music for the young and old
Music good to your ear hole
Hey, hey, oh, Lord
Big foot music
I'm gonna be good to you
Big foot music
Good to your mama too
Big foot music
Music that will blow your mind
Big foot music
Music is right on time
I know what you can do
Let us lay some funk on you
Funk on me?
Funk on you
Big foot music
Music make you stomp your feet
Big foot music
Say, just clap your hands to the beat
Big foot music
Music gettin' in your bone
Big foot music
Music turns you on
I know what you can do
Let us lay some funk on you
Funk on me?
Funk on you
Lord, yes, ooh, Lord
Big foot music
Hey, good to you
Big foot music
Good to your mama too
Big foot music
Hey, music will blow your mind, Lord
Big foot music
Funky music right on time
I know what you can do
Let us lay some funk on you, yeah
Get it right here
I know what you can do
Let us lay some funk on you, yeah
Get it right here
I know what you can do
Let us lay some funk on you, yeah
Get it right here
I know what you can do
Let us lay some funk on you, yeah
Get it right here
I know what you can do
Let us lay some funk on you
Funk on me?
Funk on you
Music that will blow your mind
Music that is right on time
Big foot music
It's good to you
Big foot music
Good to your mama too, Lord
Big foot music
Music make you stomp your feet
Big foot music
Clap your hands to the beat, y'all, Lord
I know what you can do
Let us lay some funk on you, yeah
Get it right here
I know what you can do
Let us lay some funk on you, yeah
Get it right here
I know what you can do
Let us lay some funk on you, yeah
Get it right here

Being aware of the non-ending condition of our radically non-logical necessary
And yet free and responsible nature
It is not only our compulsion
But it is our duty to our booty
To funk you!
Cheaper than discount family therapy
We bring you funk on a couch
>From the doctor
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
I can assure this is the beginning of a meaningful relationship
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
That fuss was us!
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
Multiple reality producing rhythms brings you gloryhallastoopid
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
A tale where the nose win in the end
That fuss was us
In the tail end, if you know what I mean
Oh! That fuss was us
He's got a bug, she's got a bug
Debugging, baby
That fuss was us
They bug you, they bug your friends
Until they bug you out
That fuss was us
Yeah, call us the pest control
(Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky)
Yeah, Starchild here
(Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky)
Bringing it to you all the way live
>From deep in the black hole
I'm here with my man, Wellington Wigout
Who says, "If you move, you're dancing
If you're dancing, you're wiggin'
And if you're wiggin', then he's wiggin' out
Gloryhallastoopid
Pin the tail on the funky
And when it comes to making love
He says he's the disco version
He is the long-playing lover, heh-heh
Wellington Wigout
{assorted backwards-recorded nonsense}
This is Wellington Wigout
And I'm buggin' for you, baby
That fuss was us
We are deep in the black hole
Light years away from a hole in it all
Partyin' down
That fuss was us
We found time to shine
In a place that never shined before
Enlightened, peek-a-boo!
Bustin'
With my battery-operated see-you
That fuss was us (x5)
Gloryhallastoopid
Ohhhh, ohhhh