Danton Diphthong: Episode 1
THE HIGH-FRUCTOSE HOW-TO ADVENTUREQUESTS OF DANTON DIPHTHONG
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THE HIGH-FRUCTOSE HOW-TO ADVENTUREQUESTS OF DANTON DIPHTHONG
www.dantondiphthong.com
Oh, hi Vimeo! I didn't see you there. But as long as I've got your attention, here's a thing I made: the first 22-minute (!) episode of a weekly animated series produced once every ten months, entitled (what else?) The High-Fructose How-To Adventurequests of Danton Diphthong.
Join the titular Danton—an ambiguously foreign, ethically questionable and obliviously loveable product of the post-modern age—as he accomplishes various tasks and shares informative drops of wisdom that enlighten, entertain, and only rarely qualify as hate speech.
EPISODE 1: "TAKING A DAYS OFFED"
In this high-octane, thrill-packed series premiere, Danton illustrates simple and effective techniques for taking the day off and spending it wisely. Covered topics include public transportation, shopping malls, sluts and lasers.
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