Single

Cast

• Ophelia Lovibond
• Robert Lowe
• Amanda Haberland
• Morwenna Banks
• Nina Conti
• Bruce Mackinnon
• Colin Campbell
• Peter Sullivan
• Sophie Duval
• Katie Leeming
• Bronwen Davies
• Andy Henderson
• Andrew Bridgmont
• Adie Allen
• Wayne Foskett
• Faith Flint
• Dean Batchelor
• Polly Jo Pleasence
• Mark Frost
• Anthony Green
• Heather Bleasdale
• Rohan Siva

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  UK:25 October 2003...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  UK:1 November 2003...
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  UK:8 November 2003...
• Episode 4: (#1.4)
  UK:15 November 2003...
• Episode 5: (#1.5)
  UK:27 November 2003...
• Episode 6: (#1.6)
  UK:4 December 2003...

• SINGLE - Pet Shop Boys
• SINGLE - Ne-Yo
• SINGLE - New Kids On The Block
• SINGLE - Yo Gotti
• SINGLE - Natasha Bedingfield
• SINGLE - Bei Maejor
• SINGLE - Everything But The Girl
• SINGLE - Shawn Desman
• SINGLE - Kalan Porter
• SINGLE - Sterling Simms
• SINGLE - Popsie
• SINGLE - Hushpuppies

They call this a community
I like to think of it as home
Arriving at the airport I am going it alone
Ordering a boarding pass
Travelling in business class
This is the name of the game
I'm single bilingual
Single bilingual
I come to the community from U.K. p.l.c.
Arriving at my hotel there are faxes greeting me
Staying in a junior suite so there's room to meet and greet
And after work explain how I feel
'Perdoneme me llamo Neil'
I'm single bilingual
Single bilingual
In Brussels, Bonn or Barcelona
I'm in demand and quite at home there
'Adelante!'
Through the door
'Un momento por favor'
This is what I get paid for
'Muchas gracias senor'
I'm a player in the continental game with unlimited expenses to reclaim
Information's easy
Tapping at my PC
That is the frame of the game
I'm single bilingual
Single bilingual
I'm single bilingual

Everybody in the club right now, tell the DJ to turn it loud
Baby girl, this your favorite song, baby girl, this your favorite song
This for girls who got their own car, this for girls who got their own crib
This for girls who got their own
If you came here by yourself tonight
'Cause he wouldn't pick up the phone
He was supposed to bring you here tonight
Couldn't find him so you came alone
It don't matter cause' you're here now
And the music you're enjoying
So for the next couple minutes
Baby I'mma be your boyfriend
Pretty mama if you're single, single
You don't gotta be alone tonight
So while the DJ play that single, single
Just pretend that I'm you're man tonight
See you don't got to be alone, I'll be your boyfriend
See you don't got to be alone, girl I'll be your boyfriend
See you don't got to be alone, baby I'll be your boyfriend
Be your boyfriend till the song goes off
See you don't got to be alone, I'll be your boyfriend
See you don't got to be alone, girl I'll be your boyfriend
See you don't got to be alone, baby I'll be your boyfriend
Be your boyfriend till the song goes off
Hey, be your boyfriend till the song goes off
He don't tell you that you're beautiful
Let me tell you to the beat
He don't tell you that he loves you, girl
Let me sing it in a harmony
Let my song get you higher
We don't have to come back down
And if ever you should miss me
Just tell the DJ run it back now
Pretty mama, if you're single, single
You don't gotta be alone tonight
So while the DJ run this single, single
Just pretend that I'm you're man tonight
See you don't got to be alone, I'll be your boyfriend
See you don't got to be alone, girl I'll be your boyfriend
See you don't got to be alone, baby I'll be your boyfriend
Be your boyfriend till the song goes off
See you don't got to be alone, I'll be your boyfriend
See you don't got to be alone, girl I'll be your boyfriend
See you don't got to be alone, baby I'll be your boyfriend
Be your boyfriend till the song goes off
Be your boyfriend till the song goes off
Be your boyfriend till the song goes off

(FATMAN SCOOP)
if u aint got no money
if u aint got no money (yeahhh)
if u aint got no money (Polow Da Don)
if u aint got no money
if u independent get ur money girl (aye)
if u independent get ur money girl (aye)
if u independent get ur money girl (aye)
if u independent get ur money girl
(Donnie)
e'vrybody in the club right now
tell the DJs to turn it loud
dedicated man ur favorite song
single ladies u cant go wrong (Hey)
e'vrybody in the club right now (hey)
tell the DJs to turn it loud (hey)
dedicated man ur favorite song....
(JOEY)
if u came here by urself tonite
cuz he wouldnt pick up the phone
he was s'posed to bring u here tonite
couldnt find him so u came alone
(NEYO)
It dont matter cuz ur here now
and the music ur enjoyin
So for the next couple minutes
Baby imma be ur boyfriend
DONNIE: pretty mama if ur single...single
(u dont gotta be alone tonite)
NEYO: so while the dj play this single...single
(just pretend that im ur man tonite)
JORDAN: So u dont gotta be alone
(ill be your boyfriend)
NEYO: So u dont gotta be alone
(Girl ill be your boyfriend)
JORDAN: So u dont gotta be alone
(Baby ill be your boyfriend) (ohhh oh)
Be ur boyfriend til the song goes off (Mmmm)
NEYO: So u dont gotta be alone
(ill be your boyfriend)
JORDAN: So u dont gotta be alone
(Girl ill be your boyfriend)
NEYO: So u dont gotta be alone
(Baby ill be your boyfriend) (ohhh ohh oh)
Be ur boyfriend til the song goes off (aaye)
(Donnie)
e'vrybody in the club right now
tell the DJs to turn it loud
dedicated man ur favorite song
single ladies u cant go wrong (Hey)
e'vrybody in the club right now
tell the DJs to turn it loud
dedicated man ur favorite song....
(NEYO)
He dont tell u that ur beautiful (beautiful)
let me tell it to u to the beat
He dont tell u that he loves u girl (loves u girl)
let me sing it in a harmony
(JOEY)
Let my song get u higher (higher)
We never have to come back down (no no)
and if then u should miss me (miss me)
Just tell the DJ run it back now (ohhhh)
NEYO: Pretty mama if ur single...(hey) single
(U dont gotta be alone tonite)
DONNIE: (aye) So while the DJ run this single...single
(Just pretend that im ur man tonite)
NEYO: (Mmm) So u dont gotta be alone
(I'll be your boyfriend)
JORDAN: So u dont gotta be alone
(Girl I'll be your boyfriend)
NEYO: So u dont gotta be alone
(Baby ill be your boyfriend) (ohhh ohh oh)
Be ur boyfriend til the song goes off
JORDAN: So u dont gotta be alone
(I'll be your boyfriend)
NEYO: So u dont gotta be alone
(Girl I'll be your boyfriend)
JORDAN: So u dont gotta be alone
(Baby I'll be your boyfriend) (yeah ehh)
Be ur boyfriend til the song goes off (Mmmm)
Ooohh ohhh ohh whooa ohhh (ohh whoa)
Ooohh ohhh ohh whooa ohhh (uh oh ohhh whoa)
Ooohh ohhh ohh whooa ohhh (ohh whoa) (hey)
Be ur boyfriend til the song goes off
NEYO: Sing us again..
Ooohh ohhh ohh whooa ohhh (ohh whoa)
Ooohh ohhh ohh whooa ohhh (uh oh ohhh whoa)
Ooohh ohhh ohh whooa ohhh (oh whoa) (ohhh)
Be ur boyfriend til this song goes off
(Donnie)
e'vrybody in the club right now
tell the DJs to turn it loud
dedicated man ur favorite song
single ladies u cant go wrong (Hey)
e'vrybody in the club right now
tell the DJs to turn it loud
dedicated man ur favorite song
single ladies u cant go wrong
e'vrybody in the club right now
tell the DJ to turn it loud

Single, single
Go go go go go
... up in the building
Single single single
I'm single for the night
I'm single, I'm single
Chorus:
Say I need a single so here we go
Nigga say... single 24
She ask me am I single I say damn right
Yeah she got a man for the night, she single for the night
Single single single single single
She single for the night
Single single signle single single signle
I'm single for the night
Got trapped homie say you wanna single
Hood nigga I'ma born I get pringles
I get paid in the club I don't come...
... in my own top gun in my blood put my own blood...
For the club don't play two shot strong.band carries my watch on
I'm single carries on my finger looking for a big bad b*tch like...
I am, she committed... let me hit it you can... a single dollar then you
Know you're with it
Chorus:
Say I need a single so here we go
Nigga say... single 24
She ask me am I single I say damn right
Yeah she got a man for the night, she single for the night
Single single single single single
She single for the night
Single single signle single single signle
I'm single for the night
Tell em that I'm single but I...
Top squares... white some night aires
Single horse on the... couple hundred...
Single pots... ain't no...
Yeah I'm married to the game what you know about it
Yeah I'm fly rich nigga action all about ti
For single in the split... real bottles
Yeah we're rockin like the...
Single don't born else stand on the couch middle finger to the...
I am like queen latifa... single bout me in the hood...

Ah yeah, that's right
All you single people out there
This is for you
Yeah
I'm not waitin' around for a man to save me
('Cause I'm happy where I am)
Don't depend on a guy to validate me
(No no)
I don't need to be anyone's baby
(Is that so hard to understand?)
No, I don't need another half to make me whole
Make your move if you want
Doesn't mean I will or won't
I'm free to make my mind up
You either got it or you don't
This is my current single status
My declaration of independence
There's no way I'm trading places
Right now a star's in the ascendant
(Right now)
I'm single
(Right now)
That's how I wanna be
(Right now)
I'm single
(Right now)
That's how I wanna be
Yeah, uh huh, that's right
Don't need to be on somebody's arm to look good
(I like who I am)
I'm not saying I don't wanna fall in love 'cause I would
I'm not gonna get hooked up just 'cause you say I should
(Can't romance on demand)
I'm gonna wait, so I'm sorry if you misunderstood
This is my current single status
My declaration of independence
There's no way I'm trading places
Right now a star's in the ascendant
(Right now)
I'm single
(Right now)
That's how I wanna be
(Right now)
I'm single
(Right now)
That's how I wanna be
(Right now)
I'm single
(Right now)
That's how I wanna be
(Right now)
I'm single
Everything in its right time
Everything in its right place
I know I'll settle down one day
But 'til then I like it this way
It's my way and I like it this way
Make your move if you want
Doesn't mean I will or won't
I'm free to make my mind up
You either got it or you don't
'Til then I'm single
This is my current single status
My declaration of independence
There's no way I'm trading places
Right now a star's in the ascendant
This is my current single status
My declaration of independence
There's no way I'm trading places
Right now a star's in the ascendant
(Right now)
I'm single
(Right now)
That's how I wanna be
(Right now)
I'm single
(Right now)
That's how I wanna be
(Right now)
I'm single
(Right now)
That's how I wanna be
(Right now)
I'm single

Everybody knows I ain't ever coming down tonight
(Ahh baby)
(Yeh) Arguin with my lady friend
Said she don't want this thing to end
I tell her look to make ammends
I'll buy you that mercedez benz
She said what the hell you think this is
You can't buy my heart with stupid gifts
I said girl what if I get the rims
She said baby you gon' get the rims
Love is cheap
Worth nothin, I see it
We don't need it
Medicare you slow if you believe it
Stolen time, chillen in vilas
Fireplace heated, speeding off in my vehic
Hope she don't catch us cheatin
I don't know, yeah I really just don't know
If she knew who I was would she ever let it go
If she knew who I was would it make our seasons change
[Chorus:]
Perception rearrange we just keep playing this game
Keep pretending that we're single
Just to mingle, talkin to them other girls they can't talk to me though
Cause I can't even hear them my head is in the clouds
Everybody knows I ain't ever coming down tonight...
Ahh yeah tonight... ahh yeahh
And I ain't trippin on nothin
You got this sky lovin
And everybody knows I ain't ever comin down tonight
She must be out her fucken mind
She tell her girlfriends ooh he mine
And they reply word ooh he fine
And they click over I'm on the other line
These girls all can be sucha trip
She my girlfriend so I never call her bitch
Show her off to my friends and say this my chick
Hah... man she love it when I do that shit
Uhh... upsidedown in the hotel
I'm goin in she wish me well
I push off from her walls that's how I propel
I'm prayin that this don't cause her stomache to swell
(Hah) Maybe one day, but not now
I promise her I got her
She be like baby how
I tell her hold on lemme do my thang
[Chorus:]
Perceptions rearrange playing this game
Act like we're single
Just to mingle
Talkin to them other girls they can't talk to me though
Cause I can't even hear them my head is in the clouds
Everybody knows I ain't ever coming down tonight...
Ahh yeah tonight... ahh yeahh
And I ain't trippin on nothin you got this sky lovin

I called you from the hotel phone
I haven't dialed this code before
I'm sleeping later, waking later
I'm eating less and thinking more
And how am I without you
Am I more myself or less myself
I feel younger, louder
And like I don't always connect
Like I don't ever connect
Do you like being single?
Do you want me back? Do you want me back?
Do I like being single?
Am I coming back? Am I coming back?
I'll put my suitcase here for now
I'll turn the TV to the bed
But if no one calls and I don't speak all day
Do I disappear?
Look at me without you I'm quite proud of myself
I feel reckless, clumsy
And like I'm making a mistake
A really big mistake
And do you like being single?
Do you want me back? Do you want me back?
Do I like being single
Am I coming back? Am I coming back?
Do you want me back?
Do you want me back?
Do you want me back?
Do you want me back?
Do you want me back?
Do you want me back?
And now I know each time I go
I don't really know what I'm thinking of
And now I know each time I go
I don't really know what I'm thinking of
Do you want me back?
Do you want me back?
Do you want me back?

I make them boys bow down
Whenever I come around
Can't help but cause a crowd
Because I'm single now
Baby yea I know that I drive you crazy
I'm looking so good bet you wanna date me
And take a ride in my new mercedes (mercedes)
Baby yea I know that you like my body
Or maybe it's some of my money
It's got you acting kind of funny (funny)
I make them boys bow down
Whenever I come around
Can't help but cause a crowd
Because I'm single now
I got that sex appeal
Rockin' these sexy heels
So good is how I feel
Yea I'm single for real
Baby no I ain't got time for blinking?
And it don't matter wat your thinking?
And no you ain't getting by me sharing?
Baby when u see all the cameras flashing
You think you know but you can't imagine
What it takes to make this happen
I make them boys bow down
Whenever I come around
Can't help but cause a crowd
Because I'm single now
I got that sex appeal
Rockin' these sexy heels
So good is how I feel
Yea I'm single for real
All eyes on me but I gots wat u see boy
I got all eyes on me they liking what they see
The places I go people stare cause they know boy
Everywhere I go they stare is it cause the clothes I wear?
I make them boys bow down
Whenever I come around
Can't help but cause a crowd
Because I'm single now
I got that sex appeal
Rockin' these sexy heels
So good is how I feel
Yea I'm single for real
I make them boys bow down
Whenever I come around
Can't help but cause a crowd
Because I'm single now
I got that sex appeal
Rockin' these sexy heels
So good is how I feel

I'm the hit, I'm the hook
That your looking for
If your looking for the single one
You can feel what I've got
You can bet I'm everything
You need, you need, you need
You might not see it now
But one day your gonna come around
I'm the hit, I'm the hook
That your looking for
I'm the one, I'm the love that you can't ignore
I'm the single one, I'm the single one
If your getting tired of the same old line
So am I, so am I
We try so hard, but
There all the same, the same, the same
You might not see it now
You're gonna come around
I'm the hit, I'm the hook
That your looking for
I'm the one, I'm the love that you can't ignore
I'm the single one, I'm the single one
[Repeat 2X]

Ay yo, hold on, let me tune my guitar
Before I drop these funky fresh melodies on you
You ready? 2, 3, 4
Can a thug let you know what's going on
In my mind? Girl, this wont be long
It something so mysterious about ya
That's why I want to keep you round
And everything about ya
You look like you were made yesterday
I see me wakin' up to you everyday
But girl, I'm only human
Now I'm weighin' options
I remember being single
Girls gone wild, steering wheel high
I remember being single
Eyes low on the dowlow, riding slowmo
I remember being single
Going where I wanna go
Ain't nothin like doing me
I remember being single
I remember being single
Now I gotta, I gotta get myself together, I'm trippin'
But you shoulda seen the way I was livin'
Chicks in skirts in every area code
I was wilin' outta control
Girl, you just don't know
I know you're perfect for me
So excuse me reminiscing
But girl, I'm only human
So I'm weighin' options
I was gettin' my grown man on doin' what I wanna
Catch me in the club just sippin' a corona
If I seen a dime best believe I gotta bone her
I remember them days
I remember being single
Girls gone wild, steerin' wheel high
(Steering wheel high)
I remember being single
Eyes low on the dowlow, riding slowmo
(Riding slowmo)
I remember being single
Going where I wanna go
(Nothin' like doing me)
Ain't nothin' like doing me
I remember being single
I remember being single
(Ohh, ohh, oh)
"I mean it ain't like I don't appreciate
What I already got, I was a wild bull
Yanamean? I mean come on
Everybody can reminisce on how it use to be
But I still love ya baby
I remember being single
(I remember)
Girls gone wild, steering wheel high
(Steering high)
I remember being single
Eyes low
(Eyes low)
On the dowlow
(Dowlow)
Riding slowmo
(Slowmo)
I remember being single
(I was going where I wanna go)
(Ain't nothin' like doing me)
Going where I wanna go
Ain't nothin' like doing me
I remember being single
(Oh yeah)
I remember being single

Where's my boy with the jumping joy?
I always mingle but I'm still single
Where's my boy with the jumping joy?
My eyes they tingle but I'm still single
I dye my hair and polish my nails,
tan my skin, starve to stay tin
I pump iron and run my laps,
work my ass in aerobic class
My friends say you're a kind of vain
Your desperate manhunt drives you insane
But what am I supposed to do?
I don't have the faintest clue
Chorus
In night care mask and Carmen curlers,
I fall deep in a beauty sleep
When I wake up I read my own bible
Vouge, Elle and eat Dietorelle
My friends say you're a kind of vain
Your desperate manhunt drives you insane
But what am I supposed to do?
I don't have the faintest clue
Chorus
I'm in my own work of art,
that's my pride and joy of heart
It takes a lot of energy,
to keep my dear vanity
Chorus

Say wrong, I right ,
Say light, I strong ,
You say you'll be never long
But You have to do everythings that cupping down,
I Said LIving it Sometimes.. Believe In me