Tequila Filmography

• Air Bud: Spikes Back (2003)

Tequila Filmography

• Cream Pie Orgy 8 (2008)

Tequila Filmography

• Rubianes somos todos (2009)

• Tequila - Brooks & Dunn
• Tequila - Pretenders
• Tequila - Morgana Lefay
• Tequila - Enanitos Verdes
• Tequila - Terrorvision
• Tequila - Youngbloodz
• Tequila - Lefay
• Tequila - ALT
• Tequila - Mendez
• Tequila - DJ Mendez
• Tequila - Ray Lavender
• Tequila - Café Quijano

One shot, Two shot, Three tequila floor,
Cowboy bouncer's 'bout to bowl me out the door
Jose got me stumblin' mumblin' like a fool
That worms got a kick like a Tennessee mule
Wake up in the mornin hurtin head skinned knees
Aint no doubt about whats puttin a whoopin on me
Chorus
Tequila Goes down easy, lord it will sneak up on you fast
Tequila Great Big buzz in a lil bitty glass
Tequila Glass, salt, straight up, chilled,lemon lime
Blue on the rocks, frozen margarita time
Mexicali, blue aguave, fire in a bottle
Too much Cabo Wabo do the cucha racha wobble
You think by now a drinkin man would learn
You dont go toe to toe with that lil bitty worm
Chorus

I drink tequila,
And watch the game in the bar.
Don't care who loses,
I don't know who the teams are.
We had our time,
But the bells finally tolled.
And my Ohio winter,
Was finally too cold.
Clark Chang / cchchang@princeton.edu
Thanks to mikep@ICSL.UCLA.EDU and k.caulfield@chemistry.unimelb.edu.au

The day after the night before
Remember nothing as I face the floor
A pounding headache a smell of death
I guess it must be my own breath
Remember girls
And plenty of booze
And my tequila desire
Striptease
The metal police
Then I remember nothing more
Because I was
Passed out on
Tequila - blackout
Rise and shine stupe and puke
Shit I'm freezing oh god I'm nude
I've been arrested that's for sure
Else I wouldn't face
This god damn floor
Remeber girls
And plenty of booze
And my tequila desire
Striptease
The metal police
Then I remember nothing more
Because I was

Me pase la noche
bebiendo tequila
todo porque voz
ya no me querias
Me puse bien loco
porque no benias
pude controlar
mis quito suisida
Naci para sufrir
por tu amor maldito
comenso la gloria
hoy es in castigo
Naci para seguir
la estralla del camino
siempre me abandona
y se pierde en el rio
Me pase la noche
esperando el dia
esperando el dia
bebiendo tequila
Me puse bien loco
encendi un binito
que se fue quemando
solito solito
Naci para sufrir
por tu amor maldito
comenso la gloria
hoy es in castigo
Naci para suvir
la cuesta de la vida
y que nunca acave
la tequila
Donde estas
te llamo y no me respondes
ho mi amor donde estas
donde estas donde estas
Naci para sufrir
por tu amor maldito y
comense la gloria
hoy es in castigo
Naci para suvir
la cuesta de la vida
y que nunca acave
la tequila

Ode to Jose the curse of Cuervo,
So hard to say no though it gives one the fever,
Pretends to be friendly,
Then it's all over, over,
It's all over, over,
Pretends to be fine,
Then the curse of Tequila,
It makes me happy,
Con Tequila it feels fine,
Con Tequila when the doors are opened,
And con Tequila when they're calling time,
That's the curse of,
Sierra sunrise and Margarita,
They'll break your heart in the desert heat,
Tell you you're thirsty,
They'll tell you you're sober, sober,
It's all over, over,
They'll tell you you're fine,
Then the curse of Tequila....
If there's a lot on your mind it's there to help you forget,
To relax and rewind and leave behind the regret,
First sip makes you well before you know it it's time,
And you're saying to hell with the salt, lemon and lime,
Salt, lemon and lime, time Tequila,
That's the curse of Tequila.....

I was at the bar with my drinkin' team
And it was me, Jack Daniels and my homie Jim Beam
We were kinda blitzed and we were tryin' to behave, yo
When in walked a soldier, he was from the Fuzzy Navel
We were fallin', stumblin', crawlin'
In came the police, Captain Tom Collins
And the vato said, "Freeze"
(Freeze)
He said, "Hands in the air and hand over your keys"
Now we did and that was kinda simple
Now here came Margarita and her friend Shirley Temple
I asked my friend 'bout Margarita
He said that Shirley was a virgin and I wouldn't wanna meet her
So I talked to Margarita 'cause, yo, she was flier
I took her to the couch 'cause I wanted to screw-drive her
Now I'm not one for a speech
But there was plenty of tequila and sex on the beach
Y'all, tequila
T-t-t-tequila, yeah
Alright, come on
Tequila
Here we go again and I'm not fussin'
See, I'm a French Mexican but I kick it with white Russians
At the bar with the drink in my hand
In walked José Cuevo, it was Margarita's man
I talked to the wise man 'cause, yo, he's distinguished
His name is St. Ides and he spoke in olde English
He said, "You better think fast
'Cause José is kinda crazy and I heard he shot blast"
He gave me some advice and it went like this, yo
Catch the night train and head up to Cisco
I didn't wanna stick around
I caught the 1:51 to New York, the Greyhound
Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody stylin
Showbiz was sippin' ice teas on Long Island
I blacked out, the party came to a halt
Cause I was drinkin' the Tequila with the lemon and salt
Y'all, tequila
T-t-t-tequila, yeah
Alright
Tequila
I woke up in the morning and felt like a zombie
The Tequila gold label had bombed me
You see, I woke up late, I wasn't feelin' so great
And Mike said, "There's a Bacardi party startin' at 8"
Yo, we walked in the party and started playin' our games
We played tops, [unverified] and quarters with Bartles & Jaymes
Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill
Because the Mickey brothers took her up to Strawberry Hill
They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think
'Cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink
Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental
There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental
A groupie is a girl that jocks
She wore a def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the rocks
We had a Fake Marriage, now here's the honeymoon
Yo, it's on, Vagabond at the Blue Lagoon
Now everybody take a couple of words from the wise
A girlie and a bottle, Tequila Sunrise
Tequila, yeah
Alright, come on

the day after
the night before
remember nothing
as I face the floor
a pounding headache
a smell of death
I guess it must be my own breath
remember girls
and plenty of booze
and my tequila desire
striptease
the metal police
then I remember nothing more
because I was
passed out on tequila - blackout
rise and shine, a stupid puke
oh, shit I'm freezing and oh god
I'm nude
I, ve been arrested that's for shure
else I wouldn't face
this goddamn floor
remember girls
and plenty of booze
and my tequila desire
striptease
the metal police
then I remember nothing more
because I was

[ VERSE 1 ]
I was at the bar with my drinking team
And it was me, Jack Daniels and my homie Jim Beam
We were kinda blizzed and we were tryin to behave, yo
When in walked a soldier, he was from the Fuzzy Navel
We were fallin, stumblin, crawlin
In came the police, Captain Tom Collins
And the vato said, 'Freeze!' (Freeze!)
He said, 'Hands in the air and hand over your keys'
Now we did, and that was kinda simple
Now here came Margarita and her friend Shirley Temple
I asked my friend 'bout Margarita
He said that Shirley was a virgin and I wouldn't wanna meet her
So I talked to Margarita, cause, yo, she was flyer
I took her to the couch, cause I wanted to srew-drive her
Now I'm not one for a speech
But there was plenty of Tequila and Sex on the Beach
Y'all
Tequila
[ *horn section plays the 'Tequila' theme* ]
T-T-T-Tequila
Yeah
Alright
Come on
[ crowd ]
TEQUILA!
[ VERSE 2 ]
Here we go again and I'm not fussin
See, I'm a French Mexican but I kick it with White Russians
At the bar with the drink in my hand
In walked José Cuevo, it was Margarita's man
I talked to the Wise Man, cause yo, he's distinguished
His name is St. Ides and he spoke in Olde English
He said, 'You better think fast
Cause José is kinda crazy and I heard he shot blast'
He gave me some advice and it went like this, yo
'Catch the Nighttrain and head up to 'Cisco'
I didn't wanna stick around
I caught the 1(:)51 to New York, the Greyhound
Now I'm at the Red Zone, everybody stylin
Showbiz was sippin Ice Teas on Long Island
I blacked out, the party came to a halt
Cause I was drinkin the Tequila with the lemon and salt
Y'all
Tequila
[ *horn section plays the 'Tequila' theme* ]
T-T-T-Tequila
Yeah
Alright
[ crowd ]
TEQUILA!
[ VERSE 3 ]
I woke up in the morning and felt like a zombie
The Tequila Gold Label had bombed me
You see, I woke up late, I wasn't feelin so great
And Mike said, 'There's a Bacardi party startin at 8'
Yo, we walked in the party and started playin our games
We played tops, ??? and quarters with Bartles & Jaymes
Here came Shirley Temple and they told me to chill
Because the Mickey Brothers took her up to Strawberry Hill
They took her $1000 mink and she could barely think
Cause the Tequila that she drank had her tickled pink
Now the music came on and I rocked the instrumental
There's a groupie named Mai Tai, a fly oriental
A groupie is a girl that jocks
She wore a def Black Velvet and drank Scotch on the rocks
We had a Fake Marriage, now here's the Honeymoon
Yo, it's on, Vagabond at the Blue Lagoon
Now everybody take a couple of words from the wise
A girlie and a bottle - Tequila Sunrise
Tequila
[ *horn section plays the 'Tequila' theme* ]
Yeah
Alright
Come on
[ crowd ]

(Tequila!)
(El quemao, el quemao, la historia del quemao, el quemao)
(Hello my name is Margarita, you wanna party?
Hello you wanna party? My name is Margarita)
(Tequila!)
(el quemao, el quemao, la historia del quemao, el quemao)
Claro mala cuea dijo el conejo
Así que viejo atentamente escucha mi consejo,
Perdí casa, mina, quemé la cocina
Y mi desgracia ele ahí no termina
Por una apuesta q gane, que wea (que wea)
Pero perdí porque ahora ya no tengo na'(tengo na')
Consistía en tomarse tres cortos al seco
Me emborraché y terminé en bronca con un sueco
No critico, solo quiero mi historia contar
Y nadie me obligó a tomar
Pero como en toda historia a alguien tendré que culpar
Y la culpa es de quien?
Tequila!
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita
Esa loca, she blows your mind
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
The party, nunca termina
Continues en el hospital
Mi vida consistía en dar alegría
Con la mejor intención visité a mi tía
Caí en la piscina, dopé a la vecina
Después ma' encima choqué en la esquina
Rápidamente llegó la mona (la mona!)
Ahora preso sin poder hacer na (hacer na)
Me eché pa' atra, y pensé, la cagué (uuups!)
Y pa peor la q choque era el juez
No critico, solo quiero mi historia contar
Y nadie me obligó a tomar
Pero como en toda historia a alguien tendré que culpar
Y la culpa es de quien?
Tequila!
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita
Esa loca, she blows your mind
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
The party, nunca termina
Continues en el hospital
(Tequila)
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita
Esa loca, she blows your mind
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
The party, nunca termina
Continues en el hospital
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita
Esa loca, she blows your mind
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
The party, nunca termina
Continues en el hospital
(Otra más por favor)

(Tequila!)
(El quemao, el quemao, la historia del quemao, el quemao)
(Hello my name is Margarita, you wanna party?
Hello you wanna party? My name is Margarita)
(Tequila!)
(el quemao, el quemao, la historia del quemao, el quemao)
Claro mala cuea dijo el conejo
Así que viejo atentamente escucha mi consejo,
Perdí casa, mina, queme la cocina
Y mi desgracia ele ahí no termina
Por una apuesta q gane, que wea (que wea)
Pero perdí porque ahora ya no tengo na'(tengo na')
Con su tía, el tomas, me tomé tres cortos al seco
Me emborraché y terminé en bronca con un sueco
No critico, solo quiero mi historia contar
Y nadie me obligó a tomar
Pero como en toda historia a alguien tendré que culpar
Y la culpa es de quien?
Tequila!
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita
Esa loca, she blows your mind
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
The party, nunca termina
Continues en el hospital
Mi vida consistía en dar alegría
Con la mejor intención visité a mi tía
Caí en la piscina, vote a la vecina
Después ma' encima choqué en la esquina
Rápidamente llegó la mona (la mona!)
Ahora preso sin poder hacer na (hacer na)
Me eché pa' atra, y pensé, la cagué (uuups!)
Y pa peor la q choque era el juez
No critico, solo quiero mi historia contar
Y nadie me obligó a tomar
Pero como en toda historia a alguien tendré que culpar
Y la culpa es de quien?
Tequila!
Si quieres tomar tequila,
Se necesita limón y sal
Be careful with Margarita

Who wanna who wanna another shot
Put your hands together put your hands together
Put them up put them up put them up
Everywhere we go people wanna know
So we tell them
We are the people
Who came to turn the party all the way up
So crab somebody let the music take over your body
Your sexy body says you don't need nobody
Come on girl what are drinking on
Hey bartender pour me another shot
Everybody take a shot of tequila a shot of tequila
One shot one shot two shots three shots
Take a shot of tequila I know you wanna keep it
Drink drink drink tequila
Till the minute you see aaaa
Aaaaa
Aaaa
It's gonna be your night in the life just keep drinking down
Don't worry about the price cause baby I got you
Whatever you want I do it good
Hey bartender pour another shot
Everybody take a shot of tequila a shot of tequila
One shot one shot two shots three shots
Take a shot of tequila I know you wanna keep it
Drink drink drink tequila
Till the minute you see aaaa
Aaaaa
Aaaa
Pop it up got that tequila in the cup
I am drinking but I am not drunk nough
Hey dj take that music louder
I am stumbling
One shot of tequila
Two shots of tequila
Three shots of tequila
Four five six shots of tequila
Girl you make me wanna say

Me escondo en una esquina
Donde no me puedan ver
Después de 4 vinos y unos tristes canapé
La suerte está de mi lado
Se me acerca una mujer
Me dice: Yo soy Amparo y te quiero conocer.
Y yo que soy un caballero
2 besos le pego con mucha fe
Me bebo mi ron entero
Y con el tequila me echo a perder.
Lo cierto es que poco hablamos
Solo le dije: Acompáñame
Salimos y caminamos
Y nos plantamos en el hotel
(ESTRIBILLO)
Tanto tequila lo tengo que dejar
No quiero disgustos sé que despierto
Y llegan los sustos
Y vale ya de sobresaltos
Con quien me acuesto no me levanto
Tanto tequila lo tengo que dejar
No quiero disgustos sé que despierto
Y llegan los sustos
Lo malo de los alcoholes
Es que no te dejan ver
Debajo de los disfraces lo que puede aparecer
Me pasa por cariñosos
Soy donante de placer
Y sé que amar tiene riesgaos que uno tiene que correr
Y mira que no espabilo
Que con el tiempo voy a peor
Lo pienso y aveces digo
Quédate en casa que estás mejor
El caso que de mañana
Muy educada Amparo se va
Me dice: No pasa nada no te levantes
Y un beso más
(ESTRIBILLO)
(ESTRIBILLO)
Tanto tequila lo tengo que dejar
No quiero disgustos sé que despierto
Y llegan los sustos
Y vale ya de sobresaltos
Con quien me acuesto no me levanto
Tanto tequila lo tengo que dejar
No quiero disgustos sé que despierto
Y llegan los sustos
Lo tengo que dejar el tequila...