Simon, Neil Filmography

• AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Mike Nichols (2010)
• The Heartbreak Kid (2007)
• The Mark Twain Prize: Neil Simon (2006)
• Ein seltsames Paar (2004)
• The Goodbye Girl (2004)
• The Goodbye Girl (2004)
• The Goodbye Girl (2004)
• Sid Caesar Collection: Buried Treasures - The Legend of Sid Caesar (2003)
• Zwei wie Katz und Hund (2003)
• Sid Caesar Collection: Buried Treasures - Shining Stars (2003)
• Sid Caesar Collection: Buried Treasures - The Impact of Sid Caesar (2003)
• AFI's 100 Years... 100 Passions: America's Greatest Love Stories (2002)
• Hollywood Remembers Walter Matthau (2001)
• Hail Sid Caesar! The Golden Age of Comedy (2001)
• Sonny Boys (2001)
• Laughter on the 23rd Floor (2001)
• Laughter on the 23rd Floor (2001)
• The Sid Caesar Collection: The Fan Favorites - Love & Laughter (2001)
• The Sid Caesar Collection: The Fan Favorites - The Dream Team of Comedy (2001)
• The Sid Caesar Collection: The Fan Favorites - The Professor and Other Clowns (2001)
• Laughter on the 23rd Floor (2001)
• The Sid Caesar Collection: The Magic of Live TV (2000)
• The Sid Caesar Collection: Creating the Comedy (2000)
• The Sid Caesar Collection: Inside the Writer's Room (2000)
• Sonny Boys (1999)
• Murder by Death: A Conversation with Neil Simon (1999)
• La extraña pareja (1999)
• The Out-of-Towners (1999)
• The Odd Couple II (1998)
• The Odd Couple II (1998)
• Pitch (1997)
• Jack Lemmon (1996)
• The Sunshine Boys (1996)
• The Sunshine Boys (1996)
• Jake's Women (1996)
• Jake's Women (1996)
• London Suite (1996)
• Caesar's Writers (1996)
• London Suite (1996)
• Sonny Boys (1995)
• The Kennedy Center Honors: A Celebration of the Performing Arts (1995)
• The New Dramatists Lifetime Achievement Award to Neil Simon (1994)
• Podivné jméno pro psa (1993)
• The Odd Couple: Together Again (1993)
• The Honeymooners First Christmas (1993)
• Lost in Yonkers (1993)
• Lost in Yonkers (1993)
• Estan tocant la nostra cançó (1992)
• Broadway Bound (1992)
• Broadway Bound (1992)
• Street Scenes: New York on Film (1992)
• Rumeurs (1992)
• The Marrying Man (1991)
• O Último dos Marialvas (1991)
• The 5th Annual Sterling Awards (1991)
• Le grand standing (1990)
• Drôle de couple (1990)
• The 3rd Annual American Comedy Awards (1989)
• Biloxi Blues (1988)
• Biloxi Blues (1988)
• The Annual Tel Aviv Gala Presents a Salute to Goldie Hawn (1987)
• Plaza Suite (1987)
• El bon doctor (1987)
• Brighton Beach Memoirs (1986)
• Brighton Beach Memoirs (1986)
• The Slugger's Wife (1985)
• The Lonely Guy (1984)
• Max Dugan Returns (1983)
• Max Dugan Returns (1983)
• Sonny Boys (1982)
• I Ought to Be in Pictures (1982)
• I Ought to Be in Pictures (1982)
• I Ought to Be in Pictures (1982)
• Only When I Laugh (1981)
• Barefoot in the Park (1981)
• Only When I Laugh (1981)
• Only When I Laugh (1981)
• The 52nd Annual Academy Awards (1980)
• Seems Like Old Times (1980)
• Chapter Two (1979)
• Chapter Two (1979)
• The 35th Annual Golden Globe Awards (1978)
• California Suite (1978)
• A Salute to American Imagination (1978)
• The Cheap Detective (1978)
• The Sunshine Boys (1977)
• The Goodbye Girl (1977)
• The Amazing Miss Cummings: An Actress at Work and Play (1977)
• The Sunshine Boys (1977)
• Murder by Death (1976)
• The Oddball Couple (1975)
• The Sunshine Boys (1975)
• Dachlawine (1975)
• The Prisoner of Second Avenue (1975)
• The Prisoner of Second Avenue (1975)
• The Sunshine Boys (1975)
• The Sunshine Boys (1975)
• The 46th Annual Academy Awards (1974)
• 10 from Your Show of Shows (1973)
• Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1972)
• Last of the Red Hot Lovers (1972)
• The Heartbreak Kid (1972)
• The Heartbreak Kid (1972)
• Star Spangled Girl (1971)
• Plaza Suite (1971)
• Plaza Suite (1971)
• Ausreißer (1970)
• The Out of Towners (1970)
• Sweet Charity (1969)
• The Odd Couple (1968)
• The Odd Couple (1968)
• Barefoot in the Park (1967)
• Barefoot in the Park (1967)
• Barefoot in the Park (1967)
• Caccia alla volpe (1966)
• The 20th Annual Tony Awards (1966)
• Caccia alla volpe (1966)
• Kibbee Hates Fitch (1965)
• Come Blow Your Horn (1963)
• The Garry Moore Show (1958)
• The Adventures of Marco Polo (1956)
• The Great Waltz (1955)
• A Connecticut Yankee (1955)
• Max Liebman Presents: The Merry Widow (1955)
• The Chocolate Soldier (1955)
• The Desert Song (1955)
• Max Liebman Presents: Promenade (1955)
• Babes in Toyland (1954)
• Best Foot Forward (1954)
• Satins and Spurs (1954)
• The Garry Moore Show (1950)
• Cavalcade of Stars (1949)

Simon, Neil Filmography

• Prisoners and Patriots (2011)
• Prisoners and Patriots (2011)
• Prisoners and Patriots (2011)

Famous quotes by Neil Simon:

"He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie."

"I firmly believe that if you follow a path that interests you, not to the exclusion of love, sensitivity, and cooperation with others, but with the strength of conviction that you can move others by your own efforts, and do not make success or failur"

"If you can go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven't been born yet."

"Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life."

"If no one ever took risks, Michaelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor."

"I felt like writing about a time when I was probably, and I think all of us are, the happiest in our lives-before the obligations start in."

"I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far."

"Writing is an escape from a world that crowds me. I like being alone in a room. It's almost a form of meditation- an investigation of my own life. It has nothing to do with "I've got to get another play"

"Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples."

"Don't listen to those who say, you taking too big a chance. Michelangelo would have painted the Sistine floor, and it would surely be rubbed out by today. Most important, don't listen when the little voice of fear inside you rears its ugly head and says. they all smarter than you out there. They're more talented, they're taller, blonder, prettier, luckier, and they have connections. I firmly believe that if you follow a path that interests you, not to the exclusion of love, sensitivity, and cooperation with others, but with the strength of conviction that you can move others by your own efforts, and do not make success or failure the criteria by which you live, the chances are you'll be a person worthy of your own respects."

"Money brings some happiness. But after a certain point, it just brings more money."

"Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending."

"Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count."

"You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into my present vocation in life, comedy."

"New York is not Mecca. It just smells like it."

"Nathan Lane always wanted to play Oscar. When he came in the first day, he already knew his lines. He said he'd known them since he was 18."