He, Paul Filmography

• Sleeping Beauty (2011)
• Passion Love Beauty (2010)
• The Square (2008)
• H.R. Pufnsnuf (2007)
• The Consulate (2007)
• Cross Life (2007)
• Two Nights (2006)
• Ra Choi (2006)
• Eastworld (2005)
• The Suitor (2005)
• Method of Entry (2005)
• Meat Pie (2005)
• Sum of Existence (2005)

Don, Paul Filmography

• Upside Down (2012)
• L'Empire Bo$$é (2012)
• Funkytown (2011)
• Perfect Plan (2010)
• Le piège américain (2008)
• Man of the Family (2008)
• Louise (2005)

Paul Filmography

• Amateur Hours 13 (1990)
• Amateur Hours 15 (1990)
• Amateur Hours 3 (1989)
• Amateur Hours 5 (1989)

Paul

Cast

• Paul Nicholas
• Teri Scoble Dancers
• Leo Sayer
• Marianne Faithfull
• Andy Gibb
• John Travolta
• Linda McCartney
• Paul McCartney
• The Strawbs
• Denny Laine
• Jimmy Cliff
• ABBA
• Bonnie Tyler
• The Darts
• Steve Gibbons
• Thin Lizzy
• Andy Forray

• Season 1
• Episode 1: (#1.1)
  UK:9 May 1978...
• Episode 2: (#1.2)
  UK:16 May 1978...
• Episode 3: (#1.3)
  UK:23 May 1978...
• Episode 4: (#1.4)
  UK:30 May 1978...
• Episode 5: (#1.5)
  UK:6 June 1978...
• Episode 6: (#1.6)
  UK:13 June 1978...
• Episode 7: (#1.7)
  UK:20 June 1978...

• Paul - Eminem
• Paul - Bobby Bare
• Paul - Die Aerzte
• Paul - Xzibit
• Paul - Smoking Popes
• Paul - Die
• Paul - Sarah Jaffe

::Paul over phone::Em what's goin on? It's Paul.Uhh..Dre gave me a copy of the new album.And I just...::Sighs::Fuck it.::Hangs up phone::

Well he rode through the woods on a big blue ox
He had fists as hard as choppin' blocks
Five hundred pounds and nine feet tall that's Paul
Talk about working when he swung his ax you could hear it ring for a mile and half
He'd yell timber and down she'd fall for Paul
Talk about drinkin' that man's so mean that he'd never drink nothin' but kerosene
A five gallon can is a little bit small for Paul
Talk about women that man's so lusty
Needs a woman ever hour just to keep from gettin' rusty
Young ones run and the old ones crawl to Paul
Talk about tough well he once had a fight with a thunderstorm on a cold dark night
I ain't sayin' who won but it don't storm at all round here thanks to Paul
He was ninety years old when he said with a sigh
Said I think I'm gonna lay right down and die
Cause sunshine and sorrow I've seen it all says Paul
Says there ain't no man alive can kill me ain't no woman left can thrill me
And I think a heaven just might be a ball says Paul
So he died and we cried
It took eighteen men just to bust that ground
Took three or four more just to lower him down
Then we covered him up and we figured that was all for Paul
But late one night the trees started shaking
And the dogs started barking and the earth started quaking
And out of the ground with the hi ye all came Paul
Well he shook the dirt from off his clothes
He scratched his ass and wiped his nose
You know being dead wasn't no fun at all says Paul
He said now up in heaven they got harps on their knees
They got clouds and wings but they got no trees
I don't think that's much of a heaven at all says Paul
So he jumps on his ox with a fare thee well
He said I'll find out if they got trees in hell
And he rode away and that was all we ever seen of Paul
Butthe next time you hear a timber yell
That sounds like it's comin' from the pits of hell
Then a boomin' laugh and a ghostly wail like somebody choppin' on the devil's tail
Then a shout and a call a crash and a fall

Paul, Paul, Paul,
Paul, Paul ist toll!
Paule heißt er - ist Bademeister,
im Schwimmbad an der Ecke.
Paule heißt er - ist Bademeister,
und er bringt kleine Mädchen zur Strecke!
Wenn im Sommer die Sonne scheint,
dann gehen wir schwimmen - es ist ja nicht weit.
Wir amüsieren uns mit Brust oder Kraul,
denn über uns da wacht - Paul!
Er hat ein goldenes Kettchen, das ihm Glück bringt.
Und er passt auf, dass niemand ertrinkt.
Paule heißt er - ist Bademeister,
im Schwimmbad an der Ecke.
Paule heißt er - ist Bademeister,
und er bringt kleine Mädchen zur Strecke!
Paule schubst Kinder vom Einer.
Paule ist ein ganz Gemeiner.
Und findet Paul mal ein Mädchen nett,
wirft er sie vom 10-Meter-Brett!
Seht euch den Paul mal beim Springen an!
Er scheint zu fliegen genauso wie Supermann!
Paule heißt er - ist Bademeister,
im Schwimmbad an der Ecke.
Paule heißt er - ist Bademeister,
und er bringt kleine Mädchen zur Strecke!
Da zahlt man gerne sein Eintrittsgeld.
Paul ist der schönste Bademeister auf der ganzen Welt.
Jawohl, noch mal, hurra!
Paule heißt er - ist Bademeister,
im Schwimmbad an der Ecke.
Paule heißt er - ist Bademeister,
und er bringt kleine Mädchen zur Strecke! [2x]
Paul, Paul, Paul,
Paul, Paul ist toll!

Operator:
Check unheard messages: press 1,1.
First message:
Paul:
Humph
X its Paul. Uh, listen, the manager of the 'Crazy Horse' just called me and
I didn't even know where the fuck you are. Iguess your in Vegas, but apperantly
you left the club two nights ago with ten plus girls, and nobodys heard from
you, nobodys heard from the girls. So, if you get around to it and you think
maby its a good idea, how 'bout you give me a call. Let me know what the fuck
is goin on. Thanks.
Operator:
End of message.

With all the simple times behind me
I can fail without regret
If I have to try then I will never
Be able to forget
Bottoms down
And out of reasons to hang around
And when the sun is over Hong Kong
I can tell you where she'll be
Floating in a soft and lonely melody
Directly over me
Chocolate eyes at one time melting in mine
But not tonight
She'll say I love you Paul
I love you Paul
I love you Paul
Hey, hey
And now everything is riding
On a bet that I can't win
If she's not the answer I've been looking for
I'll never ask again
Some say that the answer comes from within
Meanwhile
Can you tell me where to find me?
Have you seen me hanging around?
I'm looking for myself each night till sunrise
The only thing I've found
Broken dreams and a heart that's stuck to the ground

You're a head case with a smile
Can't stop to make up your mind
Education is so lame (so lame)
When you bitch and you moan
You're a loose girl, I'm a guy (hey)
You're a truth freak with a lie
The situation is so strange
It's a tv show
In a hotel on the phone
You're gonna leave me, I should've known (should've known)
And I was thinkin, it's so sad
I didn't want you to go
Don't wanna follow the laws of man
Bloody apron, leg of lamb
It's so hard to win
When there's so much to lose
Infiltrate the walls that are caving in
It ain't a bad thing
This ain't reality
Infiltrate the walls that are caving in
It ain't a bad thing
Because it is natural
Second Avenue, raising Cain
I'm a sinner, ring my bell (hey)
I'll tell you what, I get up
If I knew I fell

On the seventh day we set aside our brains
From an amateur hell
Regardless of age
And they will never know
The things we did to grow and stay the same
Oh, Paul
He hit a wall
And then climbed up
And then jumped off