https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Shbn73rHUqk/mqdefault.jpg Hong Kong Cinema has a long history of fighting female films, with titles like She Shoots Straight and Yes, Madam! qualifying as justifiable classics. Kick Ass Girls should never, ever be considered among them. From writer-director Vincci Cheuk (a.k.a. GC Goo Bi) and distressingly co-funded by the Hong Kong Film Development Fund, Kick Ass Girls is well-meaning but so poorly executed that one wonders what anyone involved was thinking. This includes you, Sammi Cheng, who sang the theme song for this wannabe uplifting action-comedy about girls who are kidnapped by a criminal organization that forces them to fight in the ring. However, the girls take their captors down by dressing in S&M; gear and beating up a dozen men. Wow, empowering! Along the way, the girls also reaffirm their friendship, making their triumph over the odds supposedly satisfying. Yep, friendship is magic. For ponies. For the Kick Ass Girls, I'd lean towards a different word, like maybe tragic. "Career line" goddess Chrissie Chau stars as Boo, proprietor of a boxing gym naturally called Kick Ass Girls. Business is bad, but she nevertheless hires new trainer Miu (Gillian Chung lookalike Dada Lo), a boy-crazy cheerleader who's always positive even if nobody else is. Boo is unhappy because childhood friend and former partner TT (Hidy Yu) took her boyfriend, though TT would like to patch things up. Unfortunately, Boo disses friendship overtures from both TT and Miu, leading to a predictable freeze among the three. Before they can head their separate ways, the girls are recruited by Zhuge (Chris Tong), who offers them a hefty salary if they'll serve as her bodyguards for a trip to Malaysia. Boo needs the money because her brother Dice (Tsui Tin-Yau) lost their savings, so the three girls form a temporary truce while they enjoy a relaxed Malaysia vacation that curiously does not involve any actual guarding of bodies. Cue plot twist. Kick Ass Girls takes a sudden turn into darkness that would be perfect for an early nineties exploitation film. However, that's not what the movie tries to be, and tonally it's just way off. The story features a potentially ugly "women in captivity" situation but mines lame gags, trite friendship themes and tired "girls just wanna have fun" imagery during its first half, creating an incongruous mix. Too much time is spent with the girls dressing up, sightseeing or luxuriating in their posh hotel suite in Malaysia -- which they aren't supposed to receive, but get anyway thanks to an unfunny joke that's stretched beyond reason. Granted, it's a nice hotel room with an awesome view, high ceilings and a roomy tub for the requisite Chrissie Chau bubble bath scene. One wonders if this whole production didn't happen simply so the crew could get that hotel room and hold a big party, but that would be incredibly cynical to even suggest.

• published: 26 Sep 2014
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