'Greedo' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Star Wars Musical (2014)
Actors:
Andrew Bowen (actor),
Eugene Brown (actor),
Shawn Crosby (actor),
Randy Figueroa (actor),
Tim Fitzsimons (actor),
Kevin Fox (actor),
Kevin Fox (actor),
Chris Hale (actor),
Sonny Nguyen (actor),
Chrystopher Petrone (actor),
George Shaw (actor),
Sean Shaw (actor),
Lynn He (actress),
Sarah Ho (actress),
Gene Arena (actor),
Genres:
Musical,
Short,
Star Wars Cantina Karaoke (2013)
Actors:
Art Andrews (actor),
Jack Bennett (actor),
Joe Childs (actor),
Bryan Christensen (actor),
John Ciarlone (actor),
Tony Gardner (actor),
Arturo Gil (actor),
Chris Hardwick (actor),
Rob Klein (actor),
Brian Lewis (actor),
Patrick Louie (actor),
Patrick Louie (actor),
Craig McKeeman (actor),
Mike Morello (actor),
Brandon Alinger (actor),
Genres:
Music,
Short,
Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)
Actors:
Benjamin Airey (actor),
Benjamin Airey (actor),
Andy Appleton (actor),
Belial (actor),
Brian Street Team (actor),
Brian Street Team (actor),
Tom Byron (actor),
J. Champ (actor),
Dick Chibbles (actor),
Shylar Cobi (actor),
Nic Danger (actor),
Ryan Driller (actor),
Seth Gamble (actor),
Tommy Gunn (actor),
Benjamin Airey (actor),
Genres:
Adult,
Taglines: A Long Time Ago in a Parody Far Far Away...
Quotes:
General Motti: It just impacted the surface sir. The rebels have failed.::Gunner: The rebel in firing range.::Grand Moff Tarkin: You may fire when ready.::Canteen Worker: Is Jeff here?::Grand Moff Tarkin: His name is not Jeff. What do you want?::Canteen Worker: We have a crisis fire in Kitchen and Mr Seebean sent me out to find Jeff Vader.::Grand Moff Tarkin: Can't you deal with it? Your fire have to wait fool. We are about to crush the rebellion with one swift stroke.::Canteen Worker: Ok, but it is rather a large fire and the Kitchen is next to the core reactor.::Grand Moff Tarkin: What?
C3PO: My God! I think the Princess must be at the controls again!::R2D2: *R2D2 beeps*::C3PO: Language?
Luke Skywalker: How did my father die?::Obi-Wan Kenobi: A young Jedi named Darth Vader who was a pupal of mine until I cut his arms and legs off and left him burning in a river of lava.::Luke Skywalker: I-I think I want to go home now.
Darth Vader: Princess Leia.::Princess Leia: Darth Vader? Only you could be so bold.::Darth Vader: Perhaps we can reach... an agreement.
Luke Skywalker: I'm Luke Skywalker. I'm here to save you.::Princess Leia: I'm being rescued by a transvestite.
Luke Skywalker: That was close.::Obi-Wan Kenobi: Yes, yes it was.
Han Solo: Ya know, sometimes even I amaze myself.
Luke Skywalker: She's rich. And she's really hot. I mean, really really hot.
Princess Leia: Come for me Obi-Wan Kenobi. Come for me.
Luke Skywalker: What a piece of junk.
OT2: Time an' a Half (2010)
Actors:
Alan Blake (actor),
Bradford Granath II (actor),
Andy Gray (actor),
Tommy Hallett (actor),
Mark Hood (actor),
Mark Hood (actor),
Nigel Lee (actor),
Dickie Taylor (actor),
Julia Deegan (actress),
Jo Murphy (actress),
Teagan O'Brien (actress),
Geoff Harmer (producer),
Geoff Harmer (writer),
Andy Bastow (composer),
Geoff Harmer (director),
Genres:
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Short,
Star Wars: Episode III.VIII: Rise of the Troopers (2007)
Actors:
Billy W. Blackwell (actor),
Casey Cooley (actor),
Cory Cooley (actor),
Dennis Dillon (actor),
Robert Douglas (actor),
Douglas High (actor),
Neil Kesterson (actor),
Harold Littrell (actor),
James Miller (actor),
Aaron Ochsenbein (actor),
Anthony Patrick (actor),
Chad Perkins (actor),
Chris Pham (actor),
Mat Raney (actor),
Joshua Bentley (actor),
Genres:
Sci-Fi,
Short,
Taglines: Every Sequel Has a Prequel.
The Solo's (2004)
Actors:
Jonathan Angel (actor),
Ed Galvez (actor),
Paul Matthew Miller (actor),
Sam Narvell (actor),
Mitchell Roche (actor),
Karen Chesterton (actress),
Ari Hodoyan (actress),
Artemis Hodoyan (actress),
Alexandra Monzon (actress),
Andrea Sobke (actress),
Chris Cashman (producer),
Lisa Cashman (producer),
Chris Cashman (writer),
J. Lynn Duckett (composer),
Lauren Stanners (costume designer),
Genres:
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Short,
Run Leia Run (2003)
Actors:
Adam Bertocci (actor),
Adam Bertocci (actor),
Adam Bertocci (actor),
Will Butler (actor),
Ben Fletcher (actor),
Steve Gensler (actor),
Steve Gensler (actor),
Eric Martin (actor),
Kent Sanderson (actor),
Kent Sanderson (actor),
Darren Scales (actor),
Blake Silver (actor),
Byron Tsang (actor),
Byron Tsang (actor),
Daniel Viney (actor),
Genres:
Action,
Animation,
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Short,
Thriller,
Taglines: There'll be no escape for the Princess this time...
Quotes:
Darth Vader: You underestimate the power of the dark side of spoofing subtitles of German dialogue.
Darth Vader: Bring me my shuttle.::Stormtrooper: Sir, that line's been changed to "Alert the Star Destroyer to prepare for my arrival.::Darth Vader: Don't make me destroy you.
Intergalactic Idol (2003)
Actors:
Jonathan Angel (actor),
Darren P. Leis (actor),
Paul Matthew Miller (actor),
Sam Narvell (actor),
Mitchell Roche (actor),
Matthew Tait (actor),
Karen Chesterton (actress),
Chris Cashman (producer),
Lisa Cashman (producer),
Darren P. Leis (producer),
Chris Cashman (writer),
Darren P. Leis (writer),
J. Lynn Duckett (composer),
Chris Cashman (director),
Darren P. Leis (editor),
Plot: This is a short "Star Wars" parady about the hit TV show "American Idol." We took the ideas from "American Idol" and put them in the "Star Wars" universe. Three contestants, three judges and just one trophy. Who will win? Not even the force can help these poor fools. Each contestant will have an oppertunity to sing one song. Then the judges will comment and critique about each piece. The show is hosted by an overly happy Luke Skywalker. Judged by Darth Vader, Lando and Princess Leia. And the contestants consist of Han Solo, Greedo and Boba Fett, each who have there own rhythm, style and language. Will anyone be good enough for Darth Vader?
Keywords: alien, audition, bounty-hunter, colt-45, country, death, death-star, desert-planet, empire, independent-film
Genres:
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Short,
Taglines: The search is on...throughout the galaxy!
The Formula (2002)
Actors:
Chad Canfield (actor),
Zachary Canfield (actor),
Chris Hanel (actor),
Chris Hodge (actor),
James Kropa (actor),
James Kropa (actor),
Michael Mulherin (actor),
Abe Peterka (actor),
L.P. Stephen Phelan (actor),
Justin Whitlock (actor),
Rebecca Peterka (actress),
Chris Anderson (producer),
Gordie Felger (producer),
Jason Handley (producer),
Erik Boettcher (actor),
Plot: It is a time of... summer vacation. Four friends embark on a quest that starts a friendly project, but quickly plummets into the Fanfilm from hell. Can director Tom "Servo" Harrison keep his sanity long enough to finish the film and fufill his vision without losing his friends in the process?
Genres:
Action,
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: It all adds up this June. CUT TO: EXT. FOREST - Been there. Done that.
Quotes:
Tom: Did I watch Star Wars, because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because i watched Star Wars?
[Tom asks the group to help him make a fanfilm]::Zarth: Dude, this is like our burning bush, man.::Jenny: What?::Zarth: Our burning bush. You know, like Charlton Heston in the Ten Commandments? My man Tom has had an epiphany. A vision. A task to take us from our mundane lives and give us something more productive to do.::Greg: So what you're saying is that Tom has been given a mission by God to keep us unbored?
Zarth: It's like when Rocky got to fight Apollo Creed, or when Forrest Gump got to do... anything.
Greg: You do realize that when it comes to filming, and acting, and swordfighting, we know like zip, right?::Tom: Yeah, i know, but it didn't stop Mark Hammil, did it?
[last lines]::Tom: If you would have asked me a month ago, why I was making this fanfilm, I really don't know what I would have said. For the experience, recognition, chance at fame... stupid excuse to make a lightsaber duel? Revenge would have been my most honest answer, but still not the right one. The real reason for anyone, ANYONE to make a fanfilm, in my opinion - Man, just have fun. My film isn't going to change the world, I understand that. But I learned a lot, and I had a lot of laughs because I made it with my friends. And if you're not having fun... why are you making this fanfilm in the first place? Who cares if your film's not perfect? Who cares what other viewers or some stupid short-sighted radio critic says on some flashy website? Sometimes you have to step back and say, "Hey, it's only a movie."
James: Star WARS? You dare to ask a Trekkie to work cross-religions on a project in celebration of the Force? Blasphemy.
Star Wars (1977)
Actors:
Graham Ashley (actor),
Mark Austin (actor),
Kenny Baker (actor),
Scott Beach (actor),
Lightning Bear (actor),
Jon Berg (actor),
Doug Beswick (actor),
Paul Blake (actor),
Phil Brown (actor),
Ted Burnett (actor),
Eddie Byrne (actor),
John Chapman (actor),
Tim Condren (actor),
Barry Copping (actor),
David Ankrum (actor),
Plot: A young boy from Tatooine sets out on an adventure with an old Jedi named Obi-Wan Kenobi as his mentor to save Princess Leia from the ruthless Darth Vader and Destroy the Death Star built by the Empire which has the power to destroy the entire galaxy.
Keywords: abyss, action-hero, aerial-combat, alien, alien-race, allegory-of-multiple-historical-events., alternate-version, ambush, ancient-astronaut, android
Genres:
Action,
Adventure,
Fantasy,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: It's Back! (re-release) May the Force be with you (re-release) The force will be with you (re-release) Somewhere, in space, this could all be happening right now. A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... Coming to your galaxy this summer. (Teaser poster)
Quotes:
[referring to Obi Wan]::Governor Tarkin: If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.::Darth Vader: Escape is not his plan. I must face him. Alone.
[Ponda Baba gives Luke a rough shove and starts yelling at Luke in an alien language which Luke doesn't understand]::Dr. Evazan: [explaining] He doesn't like you.::Luke Skywalker: Sorry.::Dr. Evazan: [grabbing Luke] *I* don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.::Luke Skywalker: I'll be careful.::Dr. Evazan: You'll be dead!::Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: [intervening] This little one's not worth the effort. Come, let me get you something.::[Dr. Evazan shoves Luke across the room and pulls out a blaster]::Bartender: No blasters! No blasters!::[Obi-Wan ignites his lightsaber, killing Dr. Evazan and severing Ponda Baba's arm]
Darth Vader: I have you now!
Luke Skywalker: You know, I think that R2 unit we bought may have been stolen.::Uncle Owen: What makes you think that?::Luke Skywalker: Well, I stumbled across a recording while I was cleaning him. He says that he belongs to someone named Obi-Wan Kenobi. I thought he might have meant old Ben. Do you know what he's talking about?::Uncle Owen: Uh-uh.::Luke Skywalker: I wonder if he's related to Ben.::Uncle Owen: That wizard is just a crazy old man. Now, tomorrow I want you to take that R2 unit to Anchorhead and have its memory erased. That'll be the end of it. It belongs to us now.::Luke Skywalker: But what if this Obi-Wan comes looking for him?::Uncle Owen: He won't. I don't think he exists anymore. He died about the same time as your father.::Luke Skywalker: He knew my father?::Uncle Owen: I told you to forget it.
Darth Vader: He is here.::Governor Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?::Darth Vader: A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.::Governor Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now.::Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the Force.::Governor Tarkin: The Jedi are extinct, their fire has gone out of the universe. You, my friend, are all that's left of their religion. [answering a comm signal] Yes?::Voice over comm: We have an emergency alert in detention block AA-23.::Governor Tarkin: The Princess? Put all sections on alert.::Darth Vader: Obi-wan *is* here. The Force is with him.::Governor Tarkin: If you're right, he must not be allowed to escape.::Darth Vader: Escape is not his plan. I must face him, alone.
General Tagge: What of the Rebellion? If the Rebels have obtained a complete technical reading of this station, it is possible, however unlikely, they might find a weakness and exploit it.::Darth Vader: The plans you refer to will soon be back in our hands.::Admiral Motti: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they have obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe! I suggest we use it!::Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.::Admiral Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. Your sad devotion to that ancient Jedi religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you enough clairvoyance to find the rebels' hidden fortress...::[Vader makes a pinching motion and Motti starts choking]::Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.::Governor Tarkin: Enough of this! Vader, release him!::Darth Vader: As you wish.::[He does]
Princess Leia Organa: No! Alderaan is peaceful! We have no weapons, you can't possibly...::Governor Tarkin: [impatiently] You would prefer another target, a military target? Then name the system! I grow tired of asking this so it will be the last time: *Where* is the rebel base?::Princess Leia Organa: ...Dantooine. They're on Dantooine.::Governor Tarkin: There. You see, Lord Vader, she can be reasonable. Continue with the operation; you may fire when ready.::Princess Leia Organa: WHAT?::Governor Tarkin: You're far too trusting. Dantooine is too remote to make an effective demonstration - but don't worry; we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.::Luke Skywalker: What is it?::Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your father's light saber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before the Empire.
Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi: There was nothing you could have done, Luke, had you been there. You'd have been killed too, and the droids would now be in the hands of the Empire.::Luke Skywalker: I want to come with you to Alderaan. There's nothing for me here now. I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.
Aunt Beru: Where are you going?::Luke: Looks like I'm going nowhere... I'm gonna finish cleaning those 'droids.::Aunt Beru: [after Luke leaves] Owen, he can't stay here forever, most of his friends have gone. It means so much to him.::Uncle Owen: Well, I'll make it up to him next year, I promise.::Aunt Beru: Luke's just not a farmer, Owen. He has too much of his father in him.::Uncle Owen: That's what I'm afraid of.
The Washington Post
21 Aug 2020
The Washington Post
21 Aug 2020
