Dog, Hot Filmography

• Let's Tickle the Teacher! (2002)

Hot Dogs Filmography

• Humor ist, wenn man trotzdem singt (1970)

• Limp Bizkit
• Led Zeppelin
• Shakin' Stevens
• Lmfao
• Martini Ranch
• Tom Robinson

Ladies and Gentlemen
Introducing
The chocolate starfish
And the hot dog flavored water
Bring it on
Get the fuck up
Check one, two
Listen up
Listen up
Here we go
(Here we go)
It's a fucked up world
(World)
A fucked up place
(Place)
Everybody's judged
By their fucked up face
Fucked up dreams
(Dreams)
Fucked up life
(Life)
A fucked up kid
With a fucked up knife
Fucked up moms
(Moms)
And fucked up dads
(Dads)
Fucked up cop
With a fucked up badge
Fucked up job
(Job)
With fucked up pay
(Pay)
And a fucked up boss
Is a fucked up day
Fucked up press
And fucked up lies
(Lies)
Lethal's in the back
With the fucked up eyes
(Hey)
(It's on)
Everybody knows it's on
(Hey)
(It's on)
Everybody knows it's on
Ain't it a shame
That you can't say fuck?
(Fuck)
Fuck's just a word
And it's all fucked up
Like a fucked up punk
(Punk)
With a fucked up mouth
(Mouth)
And nine inch nails
Get knocked the fuck out
Fucked up AIDS
(AIDS)
From fucked up sex
(Sex)
Fake assed titties
On a fucked up chest
We're all fucked up
So whatcha wanna do
With fucked up me
And fucked up you?
You wanna fuck me like an animal
You like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I am a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
Ain't life a bitch?
(Bitch)
A fucked up ditch
(Ditch)
Fucked up sore
With a fucked up stitch
A fucked up head
(Head)
Is a fucked up shame
Swingin' on my nuts
Is a fucked up game
Jealousy fillin' up
A fucked up mind
It's real fucked up
Like a fucked up crime
If I say fuck, two more times
That's forty six fucks
In this fucked up rhyme
(Hey)
(It's on)
Everybody knows it's on
(Hey)
(It's on)
Everybody knows it's on
You wanna fuck me like an animal
You like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I am a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do
Will bring you closer to me
(Me)
Wao, ooo, listen up Baby
You can't bring me down
(Bring me down)
I don't think so
(I don't think so)
Also, you betta check yo'
(Check yourself)
Before you wreck yourself
Kiss my starfish
My chocolate starfish
Punk
Kiss my starfish
My chocolate starfish
You wanna fuck me like an animal
You like to burn me on the inside
You like to think that I am a perfect drug
Just know that nothing you do

Well I just got into town today
To find my girl who's gone away
She took the Greyhound at the General Store
I searched myself I searched the town
When I finally did sit down
I find myself no wiser than before
She said we couldn't do no wrong
No other love could be so strong
She locked up my heart in her bottom drawer
Now she took my heart she took my keys
From in my old blue dungarees
And I'll never go to Texas anymore
Now my baby's gone I don't know what to do
She took my love and walked right out the door
And if I ever find that girl I know one thing for sure
I'm gonna give her something like she never had before
I took her love at seventeen
A little late these days it seems
But they said heaven is well worth waiting for
I took her word I took it all
Beneath the sign that said "U-haul"
She left angels hangin round for more
I thought I had it all sewn up
Our love, a plot, a pick-up truck
But folks said she was after something more
I never did quite understand
All that talk about rockin' bands
But they just rolled my doll right out the door

My baby works in a hot dog stand,
makin' them hot dogs as fast as she can.
Up steps a cat, now don't be slow.
Get me two hot dogs ready to go.
Hot dog, she's my baby, hot dog, drives me crazy,
hot dog,don't mean maybe,
You ought to see my baby in a hot dog stand.
In the cool of the evening when the sun goes down,
all the cats and the chicks all gather round.
They order hot dogs and red soda pop,
then they head downtown to a hep cat hop.
Hot dog, she's my baby, hot dog, drives me crazy,
hot dog,don't mean maybe,
You ought to see my baby in a hot dog stand.
I'm waiting for my baby every night at twelve.
She closes up the top and then we lose ourselves.
At a hep cat hop any crazy way,
we're doin' the bop till the break of day.
Hot dog, she's my baby, hot dog, drives me crazy,
hot dog,don't mean maybe,
You ought to see my baby in a hot dog stand.
Now the cats here and how been hangin' around,
trying to get my baby, trying to put me down.
She either don't hear, she either don't care.
Maybe it's the way that I brush my hair,
Hot dog, she's my baby, hot dog, drives me crazy,
hot dog,don't mean maybe,
You ought to see my baby in a hot dog stand.
Hot dog
Hot dog
Hot dog...

Disco food!
I work out, everyday
You sexy! Yeah, that's what they say
I eat right, and shake a minute
You lost 30 pounds! Yeah, they say I did it
Look, I don't care what you think
I'mma do my thing tonight
I came to dance, came to drink
Living that disco life
I burned a pound, a thousand...
Dancing, moving, shaking, grooving
So fuck what my trainer say
I'm tryna get a hot dog
I'm tryna get a hot dog
I'm tryna get a hot dog
I'm tryna get a hot dog
?, yeah that's what they call it
And lately I've become an ....
Now something must be real and something fake
What, you ain't got no bacon?
Now I don't care what you say, I want my money back
You ain't got no onions, got no clevors, and a dog and bacon rip
Now to get to right, I gotsa go and search the boulevard
Cuz 9 to 5, they own the club, I work to god damn hard
I'm tryna get a hot dog
I'm tryna get a hot dog
I'm tryna get a hot dog
I'm tryna get a hot dog

(I can't talk right now
I got the wife and the kid
In the car with the poodle...
I hate that damn dog)
Sit, now beg
Sit, now beg
Scratch 'n sniff
Scratch 'n sniff
Knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
Bury it, hot dog
Knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
Bury it, now get on home
Stay, come
Stay, come
Knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
Bury it, hot dog
Knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
Bury it, now get on home
(Hot dog) (Allright)
(Lox for everyone)
(Thank you)
Knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone
Bury it, hot dog
Knick knack paddy whack
Give a dog a bone

I saw you one morning and I knew you were the one for me
Yes I saw you one morning and I knew you were the one for me
A certain little something in the way you moved
Jumpy as a puppy on a hot tin roof
Well, I saw you in the morning and I knew you were the one for me
You were tasty, you were tempting and I knew you were the one for me
I swallowed and I followed cos I knew you were the one for me
A certain little something in the way you smiled
Telegraphed a message that was weird and wild
You were beefy and delicious and I knew you were the one for me
Hot Dog, so brown and smooth
Hot Dog, so tender too
Hot Dog, you know it's true
I saw you in the morning and I knew you were the one for me
It was dangerous and crazy but I knew you were the one for me
It was seedy and illegal but I knew you were the one for me
I held you harder as you won the race
Ketchup and mustard all over the place
It was over in a moment but I knew you were the one for me
Hot Dog, so brown and smooth
Hot Dog, so tender too
Hot Dog, you know it's true