Escape from New Jersey (2010)
Actors
Plot
Picking up right where John Carpenter's "Escape From New York" ended, we find Snake Plissken stuck in New Jersey with his new found freedom on the line when his path crosses that of Armando Barone, the crime kingpin of the Garden State. With his Presidential pardon in Barone's grasp, Snake is once again forced to re-steal the money that got him sent to New York Prison in the first place. Can Snake pull off the job? Will he ever truly be free? But more importantly, can he escape New Jersey?
Keywords: fan-film, sequel, series-film
Genres
Taglines:
How many times can one man get screwed over?
1997. Welcome Back To The Future.
Welcome to the Garden State Snake ... Get Out!
Quotes:
Jack Burton: Waitress, beer me!
Donna Kinski: So what are you doing in Jersey, Snake?::Snake Plissken: Looks like I'm walking, because the bar I was getting drunk at kicked me out.
Snake Plissken: I've had a long fucking weekend. What do you want from me?::Armando Barone: What do I want? Snake I want my money.
Gwar Fan: Reach for the sky one eye!::Snake Plissken: That's a nice piece of hardware.::Gwar Fan: Top'O the line, black market shit. Now reach for the fucking sky and give me those God damn creds!::Snake Plissken: I'll take the gun.
Jack Burton: Rough day?::Snake Plissken: You don't wanna know.::Jack Burton: Yeah I had me onea those not too long ago way out West. I tell ya, it was like the Gods looked down on me and asked is there anything we can do to make your day more worse than it already is. I'm thinking to myself...::Snake Plissken: Anyone ever tell you, you talk too much?::Jack Burton: Every damn day, but seriously.::Snake Plissken: Shut the fuck up!
Donna Kinski: Can you believe he left me out there to be eaten alive by those Crazies?::Dana Kinski: Oh my God are you okay?::Donna Kinski: Yeah, I'm fine. No thanks to the mighty Snake Plissken over here. If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathroom washing the blood out from my cloths!
Jack Burton: You know if we keep meeting like this, people's heads are gonna turn.::Snake Plissken: Oh fuck, you?::Jack Burton: ME! How ya doin', Snake? You look like you've been running from a few unsavory characters.
Space Chase (2006)
Actors
Plot
'Space Chase' is a fast-paced short film from Catsnake Studios. Our hero and heroine become locked in a frantic race using elements of Parkour to reach their goal. Parkour, or 'Free-running', as seen on Channel 4's 'Jump London', is an increasingly popular pastime which involves using obstacles to perform jumps and acrobatics whilst continually running forwards An incredible team of film and television professionals have been brought together to work on this project, including those more used to working on large Hollywood blockbusters. Our team is further enhanced by the involvement of some of the world's best 'Free Runners'.
Keywords: chase, independent-film, parkour, running
Genres
The Naked Brothers Band: The Movie (2005)
Actors
Genres
Taglines:
Real Brothers, Real Music, Not Really Naked.
Quotes:
Alex: I wear a doo-rag; you wear your hair. That's how it is. That's how it is.
Arsenio Hall: Yo, man. That's like a fresh burqa for the ghetto or something.with yu-gi-o drawers and everything.
Nat: It's kinda hard for Alex to be the youngest.::Nat: Cuz,sometimes we'll say the A word, or the B word, or the C word, or the D word...::David: or the E word.::Thomas: What's the E word?::David: I don't know, what's the C word?::Nat: Crapola.::David: Crapola's a bad word? My mom says that all the time!::Nat: Well, tell her not to, it's bad.
Nat: Jesus, what a jerk.::Alex: Don't ever say Jesus! He was the best president we've ever had!
Alex: We need to get the band together this instant!::Nat: Are you up for it Man?::Alex: Yes I'm fortified by milk
Nat: God Save the Queen!
Alex: Inappropriate means see boobies?
Alex: I love jesse, she's kinda like my girlfriend.::Nat: She is not like your girlfriend.::Alex: In a way Nat... in a way.::Nat: In what way?::David: In a way she doesn't know about.
Alex: I know a lot about science too. Like I know how people make poopies.
War of the Worlds (2005)
Actors
Plot
Ray Ferrier (Cruise) is a divorced dockworker and less-than-perfect father. When his ex-wife and her new husband drop off his teenage son Robbie and young daughter Rachel for a rare weekend visit, a strange and powerful lightning storm suddenly touches down. What follows is the extraordinary battle for the future of humankind through the eyes of one American family fighting to survive it in this contemporary retelling of H.G. Wells seminal classic sci-fi thriller.
Keywords: 2000s, abduction, airplane-stewardess, algeria, alien, alien-abduction, alien-invasion, allergy, american-flag, annihilation
Genres
Taglines:
They're already here.
This Summer, the last war on Earth won't be started by humans.
Quotes:
[first lines]::Narrator: No one would have believed in the early years of the 21st century that our world was being watched by intelligences greater than our own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns, *they* observed and studied, the way a man with a microscope might scrutinize the creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency, men went to and fro about the globe, confident of our empire over this world. Yet across the gulf of space, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded our planet with envious eyes and slowly, and surely, drew their plans against us.
Ray Ferrier: Get in, Manny, or you're gonna die!
Ray Ferrier: We're leaving this house in 60 seconds.
Ray Ferrier: There's nothing living in that direction!
Ogilvy: They've been planning this for a million years. We're beat to shit.::Ray Ferrier: Please... my daughter.::Ogilvy: Think about it. They defeated the greatest power in the world in a couple days. Walked right over us. And these were only the first. They'll keep coming. This is not a war any more than there's a war between men and maggots... This is an extermination.
[last lines]::Narrator: From the moment the invaders arrived, breathed our air, ate and drank, they were doomed. They were undone, destroyed, after all of man's weapons and devices had failed, by the tiniest creatures that God in his wisdom put upon this earth. By the toll of a billion deaths, man had earned his immunity, his right to survive among this planet's infinite organisms. And that right is ours against all challenges. For neither do men live nor die in vain.
Ogilvy: I'm dead set on living.::[laughs]::Ogilvy: [to himself] "Dead set on living".
Ray Ferrier: [playing catch with Robbie] Mom says you got a report due on Monday, so you're going to work on that when you're done here.::Robbie Ferrier: Yeah, I'm almost finished, I just gotta type it up.::Ray Ferrier: Yeah, bullshit.::Robbie Ferrier: Yeah? What do you know, Ray?::Ray Ferrier: Everything. Haven't you heard? Between me and my brother, we know everything.::Rachel Ferrier: What's the capital of Australia?::Ray Ferrier: That's one my brother knows.::Robbie Ferrier: Okay with you if I just laugh the first five hundred times you tell that one?::Ray Ferrier: ...Just do your report. We don't send you to school so you can flunk out.::Robbie Ferrier: You don't pay for it, Tim does.::Ray Ferrier: [hesitates furiously for a second, then throws the ball really hard at Robbie, Robbie catches it hardly] That's half of what I got.::Robbie Ferrier: You're an asshole.::[throws the ball hard at Ray]::Robbie Ferrier: ...I hate coming here.::Ray Ferrier: Is that why you act like such a dick?::Ray Ferrier: [throws the ball super hard, but Robbie steps out of the way and allows the ball to crash through the window]
[repeated line]::Ogilvy: Not my blood!
Rachel Ferrier: Is it the terrorists?
Seeking Winonas (2001)
Actors
Plot
Scott and Bob want to be movie directors...well actually, they really just want an excuse to meet women. Sophie and Chloe want to start their own nightclub, a quiet poetry night - but they really just want to meet the boys of their dreams.
Genres
Taglines:
Seeking Fame. Seeking Sex. Seeking Romance.
Hourglass (1995)
Actors
Plot
A business executive gets mixed up with a killer female and her lesbian roommate, who plot to take over his fashion business.
Keywords: b-movie, cult-film, independent-film
Genres
Taglines:
His time is running out
Quotes:
Dara Jensen: Are you ready for my tongue?