- published: 28 Sep 2006
- views: 162276
- author: deux2006
3:12
DEUX - FELICITA
Video of the French Electronic POP music DEUX. Song taken from 1983 single : Felicita / Ga...
published: 28 Sep 2006
author: deux2006
DEUX - FELICITA
Video of the French Electronic POP music DEUX. Song taken from 1983 single : Felicita / Game and Performance... More info on DEUX : www.agglomerat.com
- published: 28 Sep 2006
- views: 162276
- author: deux2006
2:06
Henri 2, Paw de Deux
Henri 4 is here! www.youtube.com Henri 3 is here: www.youtube.com Henri on Facebook: tinyu...
published: 06 Apr 2012
author: WillBraden
Henri 2, Paw de Deux
Henri 4 is here! www.youtube.com Henri 3 is here: www.youtube.com Henri on Facebook: tinyurl.com Henri on Twitter: twitter.com Henri's store: store.henrilechatnoir.com Henri's book: henrilechatnoir.com Music is "Nothing has Changed" by the amazing Vi Hart: vihart.com (Seriously, she's astonishingly smart and talented.) Thank you to everyone who chipped in to help me make this, especially Michael Yannell. And thank you for the Golden Kitty award! Please subscribe to Henri's YouTube channel if you want to be notified of new Henri videos: www.youtube.com
- published: 06 Apr 2012
- views: 6587125
- author: WillBraden
1:51
Les Misérables CLIP #2 (2012) - Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe Movie HD
Subscribe to TRAILERS: bit.ly Subscribe to COMING SOON: bit.ly Les Misérables CLIP #2 (201...
published: 01 Dec 2012
author: MovieclipsCOMINGSOON
Les Misérables CLIP #2 (2012) - Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe Movie HD
Subscribe to TRAILERS: bit.ly Subscribe to COMING SOON: bit.ly Les Misérables CLIP #2 (2012) - Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe Movie HD In 19th-century France, Jean Valjean, who for decades has been hunted by the ruthless policeman Javert after he breaks parole, agrees to care for factory worker Fantine's daughter, Cosette. The fateful decision changes their lives forever. Cast: Anne Hathaway: j.mp Amanda Seyfried: j.mp Hugh Jackman: j.mp Helena Bonham Carter: j.mp Russell Crowe: j.mp Sacha Baron Cohen: j.mp Director: Tom Hooper: j.mp Producer: Liza Chasin: j.mp Angela Morrison Thomas Schönberg Tim Bevan: j.mp Raphaël Benoliel: j.mp Eric Fellner: j.mp Bernard Bellew: j.mp Debra Hayward: j.mp Cameron Mackintosh Writer: Jean-Marc Natel James Fenton Herbert Kretzmer Claude-Michel Schönberg Alain Boublil William Nicholson Victor Hugo Editor: Chris Dickens: j.mp Cinematographer: Danny Cohen Composer: "Les Misérables trailer" "Les Misérables movie" "Les Misérables 2012" "Les Misérables HD" HD 2012 "Anne Hathaway" "Amanda Seyfried" "Hugh Jackman" "Helena Bonham Carter" "Russell Crowe" movieclips movieclipstrailers movieclips movieclipsDOTcom movieclipscomingsoon jaltimier "les misérables 2012 film" "les misérables soundtrack" "abused child" "based on stage musical" battle "falling in love" "illegitimate child" orphan redemption stars
- published: 01 Dec 2012
- views: 40415
- author: MovieclipsCOMINGSOON
7:53
Prostitution Money IN OUR MAIL?!
WATCH THE NEWEST EPISODE: bit.ly In this episode, we answer more crazy mail from you guys!...
published: 09 May 2011
author: IanH
Prostitution Money IN OUR MAIL?!
WATCH THE NEWEST EPISODE: bit.ly In this episode, we answer more crazy mail from you guys! ------------------------------------------ IMPORTANT LINKS: smoshpit.com http facebook.com twitter.com twitter.com twitter.com
- published: 09 May 2011
- views: 2641364
- author: IanH
21:53
Minecraft Monday Show - Minecraft Teacher Interview - HOW TO GET MINECRAFT IN YOUR SCHOOL
I interview the innovative "Minecraft Teacher" on his challenge of bringing Minecraft into...
published: 01 Feb 2012
author: BebopVox
Minecraft Monday Show - Minecraft Teacher Interview - HOW TO GET MINECRAFT IN YOUR SCHOOL
I interview the innovative "Minecraft Teacher" on his challenge of bringing Minecraft into the classroom. You learn just how you can get minecraft into your classroom. Using minecraftEDU.com for education. And hear about the hundreds of teachers around the world using it. ● SUBSCRIBE: www.Youtube.com ● TWITTER: twitter.com ● FACEBOOK: www.facebook.com ● Livestream - Click "Follow" www.twitch.tv ● BebopVox Gear: minecraftmondays.spreadshirt.com ------------------------------------------------------------ Additional support if you like, Upvote On Reddit redd.it ● Minecraft Teacher Blog: minecraftteacher.net ● MCEdu: minecraftedu.com ● Minecraft Teacher Twitter: twitter.com ● Minecraft Teacher YT channel: www.youtube.com See More Of Minecraft Teachers Videos: ● MCT teaching: www.youtube.com ● More: www.youtube.com ● More: www.youtube.com ● Real little kids playing: www.youtube.com ● Real Kids playing: www.youtube.com ● In-game kids: www.youtube.com ● More (starting at 8:45) www.youtube.com ● Kids in the Tutorial World: www.youtube.com ♪ Theme song by www.youtube.com/OneLoneDork Used with full permission.
- published: 01 Feb 2012
- views: 33260
- author: BebopVox
0:49
2013 "Wedding" Fiat 500L Commercial
"Wedding" Fiat 500L Commercial Fiat 500 L commercial titled "Wedding" shown during 2012 LA...
published: 02 Dec 2012
author: SupercarHall
2013 "Wedding" Fiat 500L Commercial
"Wedding" Fiat 500L Commercial Fiat 500 L commercial titled "Wedding" shown during 2012 LA Auto Show media event.
- published: 02 Dec 2012
- views: 69945
- author: SupercarHall
19:40
Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E01 - That's A Lot To Process!
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published: 10 Dec 2012
author: ChristopherOdd
Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E01 - That's A Lot To Process!
Subscribe: bit.ly Thanks for every time you "LIKE" a video. It really helps my channel to grow! Thanks so much! Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (Original): bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock 2: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays X-COM: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock: bit.ly Let the Bone Charms Decide - Dishonored Lethal - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2: Episode 1 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Dishonored Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Black Mesa (Source Mod) Playlist - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life (1998) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001) Playlist: bit.ly An ODD Intermission (Channel Updates): bit.ly Developer: Ion Storm Deus Ex incorporates elements from four video game genres: role-playing, first-person shooter, adventure, and "immersive simulation", the last of which being a game where "nothing reminds you that you're just playing a game".[13] For example, the game uses a first-person camera during gameplay and includes exploration and character interaction as primary features.[13] The player assumes the role of JC Denton, a nanotech-augmented operative of the United Nations Anti-Terrorist Coalition (UNATCO).[14] This nanotechnology is a central gameplay mechanism, and allows players to perform superhuman feats. [edit]Role-playing elements As the player accomplishes objectives, the player character is rewarded with "skill points". Skill points are used to enhance a ...
- published: 10 Dec 2012
- views: 764
- author: ChristopherOdd
19:35
Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E02 - Rendezvous With A Bum! I Prefer Home Owning Impaired
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published: 10 Dec 2012
author: ChristopherOdd
Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E02 - Rendezvous With A Bum! I Prefer Home Owning Impaired
Subscribe: bit.ly Thanks for every time you "LIKE" a video. It really helps my channel to grow! Thanks so much! Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (Original): bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock 2: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays X-COM: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock: bit.ly Let the Bone Charms Decide - Dishonored Lethal - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2: Episode 1 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Dishonored Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Black Mesa (Source Mod) Playlist - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life (1998) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001) Playlist: bit.ly An ODD Intermission (Channel Updates): bit.ly Developer: Ion Storm Deus Ex incorporates elements from four video game genres: role-playing, first-person shooter, adventure, and "immersive simulation", the last of which being a game where "nothing reminds you that you're just playing a game".[13] For example, the game uses a first-person camera during gameplay and includes exploration and character interaction as primary features.[13] The player assumes the role of JC Denton, a nanotech-augmented operative of the United Nations Anti-Terrorist Coalition (UNATCO).[14] This nanotechnology is a central gameplay mechanism, and allows players to perform superhuman feats. [edit]Role-playing elements As the player accomplishes objectives, the player character is rewarded with "skill points". Skill points are used to enhance a ...
- published: 10 Dec 2012
- views: 488
- author: ChristopherOdd
5:28
Les Miserables 25th Anniversary - Master of the House
Matt Lucas performing the role of Thenardier in the O2 Arena London....
published: 04 Jun 2011
author: 47871553
Les Miserables 25th Anniversary - Master of the House
Matt Lucas performing the role of Thenardier in the O2 Arena London.
- published: 04 Jun 2011
- views: 407942
- author: 47871553
22:06
Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E03 - Command Centre Reached!
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published: 10 Dec 2012
author: ChristopherOdd
Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E03 - Command Centre Reached!
Subscribe: bit.ly Thanks for every time you "LIKE" a video. It really helps my channel to grow! Thanks so much! Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (Original): bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock 2: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays X-COM: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock: bit.ly Let the Bone Charms Decide - Dishonored Lethal - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2: Episode 1 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Dishonored Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Black Mesa (Source Mod) Playlist - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life (1998) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001) Playlist: bit.ly An ODD Intermission (Channel Updates): bit.ly Developer: Ion Storm Deus Ex incorporates elements from four video game genres: role-playing, first-person shooter, adventure, and "immersive simulation", the last of which being a game where "nothing reminds you that you're just playing a game".[13] For example, the game uses a first-person camera during gameplay and includes exploration and character interaction as primary features.[13] The player assumes the role of JC Denton, a nanotech-augmented operative of the United Nations Anti-Terrorist Coalition (UNATCO).[14] This nanotechnology is a central gameplay mechanism, and allows players to perform superhuman feats. [edit]Role-playing elements As the player accomplishes objectives, the player character is rewarded with "skill points". Skill points are used to enhance a ...
- published: 10 Dec 2012
- views: 321
- author: ChristopherOdd
32:13
Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E04 - My Co-Workers Are Assholes
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published: 11 Dec 2012
author: ChristopherOdd
Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E04 - My Co-Workers Are Assholes
Subscribe: bit.ly Thanks for every time you "LIKE" a video. It really helps my channel to grow! Thanks so much! Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (Original): bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock 2: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays X-COM: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock: bit.ly Let the Bone Charms Decide - Dishonored Lethal - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2: Episode 1 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Dishonored Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Black Mesa (Source Mod) Playlist - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life (1998) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001) Playlist: bit.ly An ODD Intermission (Channel Updates): bit.ly Developer: Ion Storm Deus Ex incorporates elements from four video game genres: role-playing, first-person shooter, adventure, and "immersive simulation", the last of which being a game where "nothing reminds you that you're just playing a game".[13] For example, the game uses a first-person camera during gameplay and includes exploration and character interaction as primary features.[13] The player assumes the role of JC Denton, a nanotech-augmented operative of the United Nations Anti-Terrorist Coalition (UNATCO).[14] This nanotechnology is a central gameplay mechanism, and allows players to perform superhuman feats. [edit]Role-playing elements As the player accomplishes objectives, the player character is rewarded with "skill points". Skill points are used to enhance a ...
- published: 11 Dec 2012
- views: 320
- author: ChristopherOdd
94:25
#SPIRIT LIVESTREAM PART DEUX
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published: 18 Aug 2012
author: GriffonRamsey
#SPIRIT LIVESTREAM PART DEUX
- published: 18 Aug 2012
- author: GriffonRamsey
27:28
Diablo 3 Co-Op - Nightmare - Part 3: Skeleton King Part Deux
Skeleton King, and temple drowning. Normal Mode Playlist: www.youtube.com ShadowZack: www....
published: 12 Jun 2012
author: skorch82
Diablo 3 Co-Op - Nightmare - Part 3: Skeleton King Part Deux
Skeleton King, and temple drowning. Normal Mode Playlist: www.youtube.com ShadowZack: www.youtube.com Be sure to check out my facebook and twitter pages for all my other updates! Facebook: www.facebook.com Twitter: twitter.com
- published: 12 Jun 2012
- views: 1347
- author: skorch82
25:48
Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E05 Finding Ambrosia and Saving Hostages - No Big DEAs
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published: 11 Dec 2012
author: ChristopherOdd
Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E05 Finding Ambrosia and Saving Hostages - No Big DEAs
Subscribe: bit.ly Thanks for every time you "LIKE" a video. It really helps my channel to grow! Thanks so much! Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (Original): bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock 2: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays X-COM: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock: bit.ly Let the Bone Charms Decide - Dishonored Lethal - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2: Episode 1 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Dishonored Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Black Mesa (Source Mod) Playlist - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life (1998) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001) Playlist: bit.ly An ODD Intermission (Channel Updates): bit.ly Developer: Ion Storm Deus Ex incorporates elements from four video game genres: role-playing, first-person shooter, adventure, and "immersive simulation", the last of which being a game where "nothing reminds you that you're just playing a game".[13] For example, the game uses a first-person camera during gameplay and includes exploration and character interaction as primary features.[13] The player assumes the role of JC Denton, a nanotech-augmented operative of the United Nations Anti-Terrorist Coalition (UNATCO).[14] This nanotechnology is a central gameplay mechanism, and allows players to perform superhuman feats. [edit]Role-playing elements As the player accomplishes objectives, the player character is rewarded with "skill points". Skill points are used to enhance a ...
- published: 11 Dec 2012
- views: 302
- author: ChristopherOdd
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5:22
LITTLE TOMBSTONE - ESMA 2011
http://little-tombstone.com/
Dans une petite ville du Far-West deux cowboys, le Bon et la...
published: 06 Jan 2012
author: Little Tombstone
LITTLE TOMBSTONE - ESMA 2011
http://little-tombstone.com/
Dans une petite ville du Far-West deux cowboys, le Bon et la Brute, se défient en duel. Le Croque-mort va suivre l'affrontement avec intérêt...
In a small town in the Far-West, the Good and the Bad, challenge each other to show-down. The Undertaker takes some interest in the show-down between the opponants...
Directed by :
- AZAIS Frédéric
- DI MALTA Théo
- LEYMONERIE Benjamin
- QUILLET Adrien
Music by :
SCURI Alexandre
Mixed by :
Jose VICENTE and Yoann PONCET, Studio des Aviateurs.
Voice : WANGERMEZ Reuno
Guitarist : DI MALTA Serge
Harmonica : LEYMONERIE Benjamin
Trumpets : DISLA Fabrice et VAROT Frédéric
ESMA Ecole Supérieure des Métiers Artistiques 2011 TOULOUSE
SHARING IS WELCOME!!! HELP YOURSELF TO POST IT ANYWHERE YOU LIKE! THANKS SO MUCH FOR THE SUPPORT!
4:12
SOUL VID’ / FLAT & STREET REVOLUTION
C’était inévitable, le flat et le street utilisant la même base, le béton de nos villes ; ...
published: 22 Nov 2011
author: Soul Bmx Magazine
SOUL VID’ / FLAT & STREET REVOLUTION
C’était inévitable, le flat et le street utilisant la même base, le béton de nos villes ; un jour ils devaient se retrouver. Depuis des années ils se draguaient du coin de l’œil, avec de légendes telles que – entre autres - Dave Voelker Akira Okamura, Chad De Groot, Paul Osicka voir même Steve Hamilton pour les nose wheelie en street, tous on essayé de rapprocher les deux disciplines. Mais depuis quelques mois une nouvelle étape a été franchie avec comme locomotive notre cher Matthias Dandois qui a transféré ses incroyables talents de flatlandeur sur un terrain plus accidenté, ajoutant grinds et halfcabs à son large éventail de tricks déjà bien barges. Evolution logique ou petite révolution, on vous laissera en débattre dans les commentaires mais le fait est là, dans le soul 72 actuellement en kiosque, avec un article sur le phénomène expliqué par quelques uns de ses éminents acteurs français. Pour prolonger le plaisir, nous avons réuni Matthias, Florent Soulas (un autre ovni génial du bmx qui pète – entre autres - le 36 to nose en première mondiale), et Libellule dont les combos sur la roue arrière viennent compléter les rois de la roue avant. Filmé par le génial Hadrien Picard (désolé pour le superlatif mais bon ça s’impose un peu non ?) nous vous soumettons ce qui est probablement l’une des plus vidéos les plus choquantes que SOUL a eu la chance de produire, tellement choquante qu’on la montre au monde entier. Et ça vient de France ça mes amis ! Alors c’est fiers de nous couleurs et de nos 3 loulous géniaux qu’on vous invite à regarder cette vidéo, pour du riding comme on en a jamais vu.
www.soulbmxmag.com
FLAT & STREET
THE FRENCH CONNECTION
It was inevitable, using the same environment, flat and street would connect one day and create a new evolution (a revolution ?) of bmx riding. After legends like Dave Voelker, Paul Osicka, Chad De Groot, Akira Okamura or even Steve Hamilton for his nosemanual, the world best flatlander Matthias Dandois wanted to explore new horizons and transfer his incredible skills to the streets, creating a new style of riding. Close witness of this, we (soulbmxmag) wanted to associate the other french bmx genius Florent Soulas, and Guillaume Le Goff (aka libellule) a super tech back wheel street rider from paris to make an article in soul #72 where the guys explain this new thing and also in this beautiful (i think) video from our unique Hadrien Picard who is showing the hard working and talented french connection in some incredible and never seen moves.
www.soulbmxmag.com
2:04
Allo Allo {Deux Américains à Paris}
After screening their film "Dot" at the Max Ophüls Preis Film Festival in Saarbrücken Germ...
published: 02 May 2012
author: Land of Nod Inc.
Allo Allo {Deux Américains à Paris}
After screening their film "Dot" at the Max Ophüls Preis Film Festival in Saarbrücken Germany, Land of Nod Inc founding members, Robert Kolodny and Bennett Elliott, took the train to Paris for a week of couchsurfing and wonder. Accompanied by their filmmaker friends from Mexico Rodrigo Quintero and Marissa Bolaños they explore all of the idiosyncratic magic of Paris. French Friends Matthieu, Tomas, and Benjamin make appearances as well.
The music is "Allo Allo" by the incredible and amazing LES SANS CULOTTES. You can visit their website at http://www.lessansculottes.com/
Cinematography and Editing by Robert Kolodny
Produced by Bennett Elliott
A LAND of NOD inc FILM
Please visit http://landofnodinc.com
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To contact the filmmakers: info@landofnodinc.com or rob@landofnodinc.com
From Paris with L O V E
10:24
Eyes With Shit...(Eyes Wide Shut pastiche)
Eyes With Shit...(Eyes Wide Shut pastiche)
L’atemporalité psychédélique de la mouvance de...
published: 14 Nov 2009
author: Patrice De Bruyne
Eyes With Shit...(Eyes Wide Shut pastiche)
Eyes With Shit...(Eyes Wide Shut pastiche)
L’atemporalité psychédélique de la mouvance des corps dans une orgie, dépasse la sensualité dans le sexe crade...
J'ai de suite pensé en me réveillant que cette nouvelle journée serait extraordinaire.
Cette splendide érection matinale était le meilleur des présages.
En m'étirant et grognant d'aise, je me suis demandé si mon chat, habitué aux massages ciblés (visant à me réveiller efficacement... et, en dernière analyse, à obtenir sa gamelle), en était responsable, mais non ; quelque chose de tiède et d'humide, indéniablement, venait d'ensérer mon sexe : le corps encore chaud de Sabrina en voulait encore.
Sabrina n'a jamais été du matin... et encore moins du soir.
De toute façon, je ne peux pas affirmer avec certitude que Sabrina eut été... à un quelconque moment de la journée..., mais a-t-elle vraiment été un jour ?
Cette fois, je n'aurais pas à aller me soulager sous la douche.
Depuis que cinq sages indiens avaient envahi ma salle de bain et m'avaient fait découvrir les "mystères profonds du corps", j'essaie, dans la mesure du possible, d'éviter la pièce, histoire de laisser mon fondement cicatriser entre chaque initiation.
Prenant mon prépuce entre le pouce et l'index, Sabrina tire un grand coup dessus, puis y clampe une pince à linge pour gagner encore quelques centimètres de peau, son but secret étant de m'offrir le prépuce le plus long du monde pour l'utiliser comme un pull pour mes coucougnettes quand l'hiver rude finira par arriver sur mon sexe.
Je décide alors que ça suffit de jouer avec mes couilles... et je me rhabille, pour vite aller profiter du beau temps.
C'est dimanche, il fait magnifique, et il me semble entendre le doux murmure du vent apaiser mon gland endolori...
Les arbres, les fleurs et la nature entière m'appellent à la l'harmonie, je me laisse porter par mon inspiration et je note sur un mur blanc : "Vergers au matin, humides comme un baiser"...
Puis, comme à mon habitude, après avoir pissé sur le même arbre que la veille et la veille de la veille et ainsi de suite jusqu'à plus foif... je rentre chez moi faire chauffer deux toasts 44 secondes sur la position 2 de mon grille-pain style années '60 et m'installe à ma modeste table Knoll en marbre blanc plaçée au centre de ma cuisine rouge, dotée d'une bonne vue sur le parc ce qui en l'occurence n'a pas d'importance puisque je me mets généralement à lire le journal de la veille, comme à mon habitude...
Puis, je décide d'appeler mon cher ami Patrick Henderikx sans avoir d'idée précise en tête... et lorsque le répondeur me répond (c'est la fonction d'un répondeur)..., je repose mollement le combiné et lève les yeux vers l'horloge de la cuisine, réalisant qu'avec toutes ces conneries je me suis à nouveau f... en retard... et j'ai toujours eu une sainte horreur d'être en retard, la ponctualité étant une question d'éducation.
Mon éducation avait, en effet, été sans faille, grâce à ma Sainte Maman qui m'avait appris à moucher son nez, dire bonjour et merci, arriver à l'heure et être propre sur moi.
La journée s'annonce chargée !
J'allume l'ordinateur par habitude et poursuit mon quotidien sans trop réfléchir aux prochains évènements qui allaient survenir...
Des piles de bouquins pas terminés d'auteurs en vogue du XXIème siècle, sont dans un coin, le dernier Houellebeck, (qui est une belle merde au passage) dans l'autre..., entre deux sachets de beuh thaïlandaise modifiée et coupée de divers neuro-stimulants... et quelques bouteilles de rhum, de degrés conséquent, elles mêmes en équilibre sur des amas de notes aléatoires écrites alors que je me shootais aux champis à l'insuline..., et que je fourmillais de phrases chocs et éparses, mais fortes à mon esprit.
Je me considérais alors, bien que ce soit encore le cas par moment actuellement, comme un mec qui gagne à être connu pour mes texticules... : amas de phrases s'entassant sur des post-it, eux mêmes perdus au milieu d'un tas de feuilles à moitiés blanches, sur lesquelles sont disséminés, çà et là, des textes avortés et des dessins incolores que je ne finirai sans doute jamais.
Voilà ce qu'est ma vie dans mes moments de perdition morale complète.
L'état de salubrité de mon appartement ressemble à l'intérieur de ma tête, un état proche de la psychologie Zen...
Lorsque je suis désespéré, anéanti par le poids des conséquences de mes actes... et par mes responsabilités, c'est tout un microcosme informe et bordélique qui prend le pas sur le vide des cinq cent quarante cinq mètres carrés de mon loft (le garage est en dessous, le tout étant une vieille usine années '30 relookée en style Bauhaus Zen avec quelques touches lascives des années '50 et énormément d'ultra-modernisme des années 2000.
Vivre seul me permet à peu près deux semaines sur deux si ce n'est plus de me laisser aller et de m'enfonce
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Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E07 - Saving Hostages and Running On Rooftops - Yes!
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published: 13 Dec 2012
author: ChristopherOdd
Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (The Original) - E07 - Saving Hostages and Running On Rooftops - Yes!
Subscribe: bit.ly Thanks for every time you "LIKE" a video. It really helps my channel to grow! Thanks so much! Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (Original): bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock 2: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays X-COM: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock: bit.ly Let the Bone Charms Decide - Dishonored Lethal - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2: Episode 1 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Dishonored Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Black Mesa (Source Mod) Playlist - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life (1998) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001) Playlist: bit.ly An ODD Intermission (Channel Updates): bit.ly Developer: Ion Storm Deus Ex incorporates elements from four video game genres: role-playing, first-person shooter, adventure, and "immersive simulation", the last of which being a game where "nothing reminds you that you're just playing a game".[13] For example, the game uses a first-person camera during gameplay and includes exploration and character interaction as primary features.[13] The player assumes the role of JC Denton, a nanotech-augmented operative of the United Nations Anti-Terrorist Coalition (UNATCO).[14] This nanotechnology is a central gameplay mechanism, and allows players to perform superhuman feats. [edit]Role-playing elements As the player accomplishes objectives, the player character is rewarded with "skill points". Skill points are used to enhance a ...
- published: 13 Dec 2012
- views: 302
- author: ChristopherOdd
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Mr. Odd Plays Deux Ex (The Original) - E09 - Bob Page, Simons, Rook and El Ray - Gnarly Bunch
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published: 16 Dec 2012
author: ChristopherOdd
Mr. Odd Plays Deux Ex (The Original) - E09 - Bob Page, Simons, Rook and El Ray - Gnarly Bunch
Subscribe: bit.ly Thanks for every time you "LIKE" a video. It really helps my channel to grow! Thanks so much! Mr. Odd Plays Deus Ex (Original): bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock 2: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays X-COM: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Bioshock: bit.ly Let the Bone Charms Decide - Dishonored Lethal - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2: Episode 1 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Dishonored Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life 2 Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Black Mesa (Source Mod) Playlist - bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life (1998) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Opposing Force (1999) Playlist: bit.ly Mr. Odd Plays Half-Life: Blue Shift (2001) Playlist: bit.ly An ODD Intermission (Channel Updates): bit.ly Developer: Ion Storm Deus Ex incorporates elements from four video game genres: role-playing, first-person shooter, adventure, and "immersive simulation", the last of which being a game where "nothing reminds you that you're just playing a game".[13] For example, the game uses a first-person camera during gameplay and includes exploration and character interaction as primary features.[13] The player assumes the role of JC Denton, a nanotech-augmented operative of the United Nations Anti-Terrorist Coalition (UNATCO).[14] This nanotechnology is a central gameplay mechanism, and allows players to perform superhuman feats. [edit]Role-playing elements As the player accomplishes objectives, the player character is rewarded with "skill points". Skill points are used to enhance a ...
- published: 16 Dec 2012
- views: 280
- author: ChristopherOdd
8:03
Shea, His Girls, His Art Part Deux
If I would have known there was so much interest I would have taken a little more time to ...
published: 20 Dec 2012
author: Don McKinley
Shea, His Girls, His Art Part Deux
If I would have known there was so much interest I would have taken a little more time to put the first one together. I hope you'll watch this one too, I think it is much better...Enjoy
- published: 20 Dec 2012
- views: 2900
- author: Don McKinley
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Getting Tekknikal - Episode 34: "Finishing Off, Part Deux"
The challenge list is complete! But what will happen afterwards?! Time to find out! Want t...
published: 20 Dec 2012
author: AleksandrsLV
Getting Tekknikal - Episode 34: "Finishing Off, Part Deux"
The challenge list is complete! But what will happen afterwards?! Time to find out! Want to see more? Don't forget to rate, comment, subscribe and favourite! » Watch the rest of the series here: lextu.be » Subscribe for daily videos! lextu.be » Facebook: lextu.be » Twitter: lextu.be » Music: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com » Royalty Free Music by audiomicro.com » Sound Effects by audiomicro.com » Redpower: lextu.be » IndustrialCraft: lextu.be » Buildcraft: lextu.be » Computercraft: lextu.be » Equivalent Exchange: lextu.be » Tekkit Mod Pack: lextu.be » Texture Pack: lextu.be
- published: 20 Dec 2012
- views: 1826
- author: AleksandrsLV