Famous quotes by Jack Black:

"It was really difficult to get any golf matches because everybody was already booked up."

"You're asking me to choose between two children, the one that pays more and the one that I secretly love more. With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out; with the music, there's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation."

"Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, You don't want that, do you?"

"I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock."

"Are you ready to have your mind blown apart by the most awesome show in the universe. ... Tonight is your night to rage against the machine."

"We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it."

"The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be."

"I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools."

"Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world."

"There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it."