Bad Eggs (2003)

Actors

• Bassem Abousaid (actor)
• Nicholas Bell (actor)
• Alan Brough (actor)
• Darren Chow (actor)
• Matt Dobell (actor)
• Bob Franklin (actor)
• George Ginis (actor)
• Peter Grace (actor)
• Dave Graney (actor)
• John Harrison (actor)
• Trevor Hoare (actor)
• Bill Hunter (actor)
• Michael Ienna (actor)
• Brian James (actor)
• Peter Aanensen (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Thriller

Taglines:

Someone's on the shonk.
A deadly serious comedy.

Quotes:

Ted Pratt: Yep... I smell fuckwits.

Mike Paddock: You saved our arses back there Northey. Where'd you get the shooter?::Northey: Oh, it's my father's.::Mike Paddock: Aren't they illegal now?::Northey: It's for sporting purposes.::Mike Paddock: Right. And tell me again, which sport is it that uses a semi-automatic weapon?::Northey: Golf. He's a very aggressive golfer.

Ben Kinnear: Fuck me rigid... he's fair up the clack!

Julie Bale: You here on your own?::Ben Kinnear: Yeah, my girlfriend's...::Julie Bale: Imaginary?

Ben Kinnear: Photocopier's busted.::Julie Bale: Still?::Ben Kinnear: Yeah. I have to walk round the office describing my arse to everybody.

Gavin Clack: Welcome back to The Million Dollar Question, the show where ordinary Australians can win up to twenty thousand dollars.

Ben Kinnear: [after kneeing Wicks in the testicles] Anyone for Plum Jam?

Pendlebury: You guys have made a fair bit of progress. I'll be quite happy to put this one to bed.::Ben Kinnear: I'll bet you fuckin' will.::Doug Gillespie: That's enough! He didn't burn down an entire house full of evidence.::Ben Kinnear: He wouldn't know where to start.

Ted Pratt: In hospital you get to catch up on your reading. [holds up newspapers]::Mike Paddock: Those three disasters have been taken completely out of context!

Mike Paddock: So why'd this bloke top himself?::Ben Kinnear: They found some photos in the car. Let's just say the "respected magistrate" liked to... uh...::Mike Paddock: What?::Ben Kinnear: I'm trying to think of a legal term that has... you know, a sexual double-meaning?::Mike Paddock: 'Perform acts with underage prostitutes'?::Ben Kinnear: Is that a legal term?::Mike Paddock: Dunno, but it's the exact phrase I put on my Psychological Test under 'ambitions'. [pause] There's someone behind me, isn't there? And it's the worst possible person it could be, isn't it?

Follow a Star (1959)

Actors

• Jess Conrad (actor)
• Jerry Desmonde (actor)
• Dick Emery (actor)
• Charles Gray (actor)
• Charles Heslop (actor)
• Glyn Houston (actor)
• John Le Mesurier (actor)
• Eddie Leslie (actor)
• Joe Melia (actor)
• Ron Moody (actor)
• Robert Raglan (actor)
• George Roderick (actor)
• Sydney Tafler (actor)
• Michael Ward (actor)
• Richard Caldicot (actor)

Genres

• Comedy

The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)

Actors

• Patrick Barr (actor)
• Alfie Bass (actor)
• Johnny Briggs (actor)
• Jacques B. Brunius (actor)
• Peter Bull (actor)
• Jacques Cey (actor)
• Cyril Chamberlain (actor)
• Joe Clarke (actor)
• David Davies (actor)
• Richard Davies (actor)
• Eugene Deckers (actor)
• Paul Demel (actor)
• Patric Doonan (actor)
• Archie Duncan (actor)
• Ronald Adam (actor)

Genres

• Comedy
• Crime

Taglines:

He stole $3,000,000 in gold and that's a lot of BULLion!
The men who broke the bank - and lost the cargo!

Quotes:

Henry Holland: I was a potential millionaire, yet I had to be satisfied with eight pounds, fifteen shillings, less deductions.

Neighbor: Ah, Holland, heh heh, the man of millions! What'd you get away with today? Got any spare ingots for an old pal? Ha ha, you'll be the death of me, Holland!::Henry Holland: I sincerely trust so.

[Henry Holland is reading aloud to the elderly Mrs. Chalk from a book titled YOU'D LOOK SWELL IN A SHROUD]::Henry Holland: Where did we get?::Mrs. Chalk: Duke Milligan was about to take a gander at Mickey the Greek's hideout.::Henry Holland: Oh yes, here we are. "I handed my fedora to a hatcheck girl with all that Venus de Milo had got and then more, and I was admiring the more when I glimpsed something in the back of this frail that set my underwear creeping up on me like it had legs."::Mrs. Chalk: I know that feeling well.::Henry Holland: "A guy had soft-shoed out of the door from the gaming room as quiet as a snake on tip-belly, and I didn't need my case history of Smiling Abe Montana to know that sonny boy was his number-one triggerman, Ricky the Filipino."::Mrs. Chalk: I thought it was Little Boy Shultz who carried the rod for Mr. Montana.::Henry Holland: It was, Mrs. Chalk, but surely you remember? Montana found Shultz taking liberties with that lady.::Mrs. Chalk: Yes, yes, they took him for a ride. Only last night, wasn't it? Oh, I must be getting old. Read on, Mr. Holland.

Pendlebury: I propagate British cultural depravity.

Pendlebury: By Jove, Holland, it's a good job we're both honest men.::Henry Holland: It is indeed, Pendlebury.

Pendlebury: Guns, yes. It's essential we're armed. Here we are. Here's yours.::Henry Holland: Is it loaded?::Pendlebury: Yes. It's a present from Margate. It fires a stick of rock.

Henry Holland: I must apologize, gentlemen, for the somewhat informal manner in which we effected our introduction, but my colleague and I have a certain proposition which we'd like to put to you. I might almost call it a gilt-edged proposition, although paradoxically it does entail a measure of risk. However, when I quote the anticipated dividend, I'm sure that you will both agree with me that the...::[There is a noise at the open window]::Pendlebury: Not another one, surely.::Henry Holland: Tell him we're suited.

Turner: Paris, eh? You're stepping out, Holland. Wonderful, isn't it, what a little extra money will do?::Henry Holland: Yes, it's going to make a big difference to me.

[on the day before Holland and his associates are to carry out the robbery, he has a chat with his boss Turner, who thinks that the subject is over Holland's forthcoming promotion]::Turner: And, erm, here's the order for tomorrow's consignment. Somewhat larger that I expected: 212 bars.::Henry Holland: That won't worry me, sir.::Turner: Dependable to the last. I'm going to miss you, Holland.::Henry Holland: You're very kind, sir. I shall always have the happiest memories of the dear old bullion office.::Turner: Has Mr. Applecrumby spoken to you about your holiday?::Henry Holland: Yes, sir. I'm going to Paris.::Turner: Paris, hey? You're stepping out, Holland. Wonderful isn't it, what a little extra money will do?::Henry Holland: Yes, it's going to make a big difference to me.

[just as he is planning the robbery, Holland is told that he is being promoted to another department]::Henry Holland: I'm too old to change my views now, sir.::Turner: Nonsense. You're never too old to better oneself. Think of what you can do with an extra 15 shillings a week.::Henry Holland: But sir, I like the bullion office. It holds all I ever wished for.::Turner: The trouble with you, Holland, if I may speak frankly, is that you do not have enough ambition. When a good opportunity comes along grab it with both hands. May not occur again.::Henry Holland: Very good, sir. I'll follow your advice.::[Holland leaves in order to put his plans for the robbery into motion]