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New York is a state in the Northeastern United States and is the United States' 27th-most extensive, fourth-most populous, and seventh-most densely populated state. New York is bordered by New Jersey and Pennsylvania to the south and Connecticut, Massachusetts, and Vermont to the east. The state has a maritime border in the Atlantic Ocean with Rhode Island, east of Long Island, as well as an international border with the Canadian provinces of Quebec to the north and Ontario to the west and north. The state of New York, with an estimated 19.8 million residents in 2015, is often referred to as New York State to distinguish it from New York City, the state's most populous city and its economic hub.
With an estimated population of nearly 8.5 million in 2014, New York City is the most populous city in the United States and the premier gateway for legal immigration to the United States. The New York City Metropolitan Area is one of the most populous urban agglomerations in the world. New York City is a global city, exerting a significant impact upon commerce, finance, media, art, fashion, research, technology, education, and entertainment, its fast pace defining the term New York minute. The home of the United Nations Headquarters, New York City is an important center for international diplomacy and has been described as the cultural and financial capital of the world, as well as the world's most economically powerful city. New York City makes up over 40% of the population of New York State. Two-thirds of the state's population lives in the New York City Metropolitan Area, and nearly 40% live on Long Island. Both the state and New York City were named for the 17th century Duke of York, future King James II of England. The next four most populous cities in the state are Buffalo, Rochester, Yonkers, and Syracuse, while the state capital is Albany.
George Denis Patrick Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) was an American stand-up comedian, actor, social critic and author. Carlin was noted for his black comedy and his thoughts on politics, the English language, psychology, religion, and various taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven dirty words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a 5–4 decision affirmed the government's power to regulate indecent material on the public airwaves.
He is widely regarded as one of the most important and influential stand-up comedians: One newspaper called Carlin "the dean of counterculture comedians." In 2004, Carlin was placed second on the Comedy Central list of "Top 10 Comedians of US Audiences" compiled for an April 2004 special. The first of his 14 stand-up comedy specials for HBO was filmed in 1977. From the late 1980s, Carlin's routines focused on sociocultural criticism of modern American society. He often commented on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture. He was a frequent performer and guest host on The Tonight Show during the three-decade Johnny Carson era, and hosted the first episode of Saturday Night Live. His final HBO special, It's Bad for Ya, was filmed less than four months before his death. In 2008, he was posthumously awarded the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor.
York (i/ˈjɔːrk/) is a historic walled city at the confluence of the rivers Ouse and Foss in North Yorkshire, England, and is the traditional county town of Yorkshire to which it gives its name. The city has a rich heritage and has provided the backdrop to major political events in England throughout much of its two millennia of existence. The city offers a wealth of historic attractions, of which York Minster is the most prominent, and a variety of cultural and sporting activities making it a popular tourist destination for millions.
The city was founded by the Romans as Eboracum in 71 AD. It became the capital of the Roman province of Britannia Inferior, and later of the kingdoms of Northumbria and Jórvík. In the Middle Ages, York grew as a major wool trading centre and became the capital of the northern ecclesiastical province of the Church of England, a role it has retained.
In the 19th century, York became a hub of the railway network and a confectionery manufacturing centre. In recent decades, the economy of York has moved from being dominated by its confectionery and railway-related industries to one that provides services. The University of York and health services have become major employers, whilst tourism has become an important element of the local economy.
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Jammin' in New York is George Carlin's 14th album and eighth HBO special, recorded on April 24 and 25, 1992, at the Paramount Theater, on the grounds of Madison Square Garden in New York City. Topics include the war in the Persian Gulf, similarities and differences among average Americans and language used at airports.
The album won a Grammy Award in 1993 for Best Spoken Comedy Album.
Before the opening credits, the words "This show is for SAM" appear. This is a reference to comedian Sam Kinison, who had died in a car crash two weeks before the recording.
Carlin considered Jammin' in New York his favorite and best HBO special.
This is also the first Carlin album to more-or-less contain the entire audio of his HBO special without interruption, deletion, or rearrangement.
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Warning, contains strong language.. George Carlin, one of my favorite comedians recorded this in 1992 about US addiction to war. War against 'brown people.' The first Bush and the Persian Gulf war against Saddam Hussein and Iraq.. 23 years has passed the war is still going on and expanding.... Man I miss Carlin and wonder what he would say about the 2016 election, war, Middle East, ISIS, Obama and stuff...
Mi piace molto questa parte dello show. E' un pezzo di umorismo osservazionale ("Avete mai fatto caso che...?") in cui mette l'accento su cosa ci unisce. I grandi temi ci separano, ma le piccole cose non ci fanno sentire poi così diversi. Bisogna ripartirè da lì?! Carlin è un' uomo di grande sensibilità. I love this man :-) FONTE SOTTOTITOLI: http://www.comedysubs.org/
George Carlin - Airline Announcements off of Jammin in NY
Jammin in New York: April 24th, 1992 The Planet is Fine, The People are Fucked Earth: 4,500,000,000 years People: 200,000 years The Earth Has Been Around 22,500 TIMES Longer Than Us
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Our New York City Travel Guide! We had a blast exploring the city so good they named it twice, New York, New York.... Visit our friends at Hipmunk to find the best fares to New York https://www.hipmunk.com/flights/?utm_medium=brand&utm;_source=inf&utm;_campaign=ah_yt&utm;_content=nyc No matter how many times I visit New York, I still have so many "wow" moments. From the sights, the sounds, the flavours, and the sensations, New York City offers the first time visitor and the seasoned New York expert something new every single time. What a place....what a place. Check out Scott's Pizza Tours - http://www.scottspizzatours.com/ Where we stayed: CAMBRiA Hotel & Suites New York - Chelseahttp://www.booking.com/hotel/us/cambria-amp-suites-new-york-chelsea.en-gb.html?aid=338557
http://www.expedia.com/New-York.d178293.Destination-Travel-Guides New York City is an international metropolis built on the shoulders of immigrants and their descendants. New York City is home to eight million people, and the city receives more than 50 million visitors per year. Your New York City tour should include sampling the food of hundreds of different cultures, and you can explore the easily on foot, by taxi, or via the famous subway system. No New York sightseeing is complete without a visit to Times Square, which you’ve no doubt seen in many movies. Take in its billboards, its many people, and its food, then cross over to Central Park, which comprises 850 acres of lakes and meadows, and is the setting for many a romantic comedy. You also have your pick of art and history museu...
Our recent week in New York City was an action-packed one. We decided to set ourselves a challenge to see and do as much as we possibly could, and that gave way to this travel video guide which highlights 50 of the top attractions. In a city like New York this means we barely scratched the surface, but hopefully this video will highlight the cornucopia of possibilities that is the Big Apple. GEAR WE USE Olympus OM-D E-M5 II: http://amzn.to/1OchS7t Canon G7X: http://amzn.to/1YdjsYX Olympus 14-150mm II Lens: http://amzn.to/1Y79zeM Rode Video Mic GO: http://amzn.to/1WDKtVM Joby Gorilla Pod: http://amzn.to/1PgoY5F SanDisk 16GB Extreme Pro: http://amzn.to/25KEErs SOCIAL MEDIA & TRAVEL BLOGS AUDREY: blog: http://thatbackpacker.com/ instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thatbackpacker/ fac...
Thanks for watching episode 2 of our new series, "Our Favorite Places" I hope this helped :) Watch Episode 1 to explore Dumbo, Brooklyn- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daSzNvd7BuE Where should we go next?! ------------------------------------------------------ SOCIAL MEDIA: Twitter- https://twitter.com/tesschristine Instagram-http://instagram.com/tesschristinexo Facebook- https://www.facebook.com/pages/TessCh.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Shot by: https://instagram.com/moderngypsymedia ------------------------------------------------- Some Food Places Mentioned: Jacks Wife Freda- http://jackswifefreda.com/ Smile To-Go- http://www.thesmilenyc.com/ Chalk Point Kitchen- http://chalkpointkitchen.com/ Georgetown Cupcake- http://www.georgetowncup...
Here are some Things to do in NYC :) This 1st of a "Things to do in NYC" is the BASICS. I will do more in depth videos on neighborhoods like Harlem, Brooklyn, Lower East Side which will include shopping, entertainment, eating, all that :) But for now I hope you find this helpful and excited about exploring NYC. I didn't "forget" to list anything. This is just the first video and trust their are a million things to do. Sorry for not including Brooklyn. I rarely go out there and didn't have footage to include in this video. But here goes! As for the things I listed check them out here: Statue of Liberty, is located on Ellis Island. It's since been reopened http://www.statuecruises.com/choose_tickets.aspx Central Park is cliche and a MUST! Check out the Boat House this summer and rent a p...
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New York City can be crazy expensive but there are a lot of lesser known things to do that are affordable. I hope you enjoy seeing some of my favorite spots in NYC! Let me know if you'd like to see another guide for the summer and/or guides on specific areas in NYC. Let's Connect: • Instagram / modernmollie_ • Twitter / modernmollie_ • Snapchat / mshimerj • Pinterest / http://www.pinterest.com/modernmollie_/ • Bloglovin' / https://www.bloglovin.com/blog/12958649 Music: bit.ly/1UvNfeM Creative Commons license: bit.ly/IyMa3j FTC: This is not a sponsored video. All opinions are my own. Some links may be affiliate.
Take a bite out of the Big Apple and fall in love with the ‘city that never sleeps’ with the Virgin Atlantic Guide to New York. To find out even more about New York, read Virgin Atlantic's destination guide here: http://www.virgin-atlantic.com/ideas-lowestfares/destination-guides/newyork.html
Subscribe Travel & Discover: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=TravelAndDiscover1 ---------------------- The Lower Manhattan business district forms the core of the area below Chambers Street. It includes the Financial District (often referred to as Wall Street, after its primary artery) and the World Trade Center site. At the island's southern tip is Battery Park; City Hall is just to the north of the Financial District. Soundtracks from Connections by Camera Soul Available on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/6021ywxxHG65NQOhtHPPaU iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/it/album/connections/id1198626365?app=itunes&ign-mpt;=uo%3D4 Deezer: http://www.deezer.com/album/15158839
In a city where choice is everywhere, The Monocle Travel Guide to Tokyo will navigate you through some of Monocle’s favorite corners of this vast metropolis. Expect to fall in love with the dazzling food, sumptuous shopping, and the most courteous residents you’ll ever meet. Tokyo: The Monocle Travel Guide Series is now available at Gestalten Pavilion, Gestalten Space, and in our online shop: http://shop.gestalten.com/monocle-tokyo.html More on The Monocle Travel Guide Series: London https://vimeo.com/128870124 New York https://vimeo.com/130736940
New York can easily live up to its movie-star good looks but it can be a city that surprises, too. Monocle has had a bureau in New York since its launch in 2007 and this has made them passionate about this city and its ambitions. Published by Gestalten, The Monocle Travel Guide to New York is a celebration of all that Monocle loves about the city. New York: The Monocle Travel Guide Series is now available at Gestalten Pavilion, Gestalten Space, and in our online shop: http://shop.gestalten.com/monocle-newyork.html More on The Monocle Travel Guide Series: London https://vimeo.com/128870124 Tokyo https://vimeo.com/134599055
Foind out more: http://www.skyscanner.net/news/24-hours-in-manhattan Once again we'll be jumping into another travel adventure in this new video city guide filmed entirely in Manhattan, New York City. Skyscanner explores USA's most famous city and will be taking you around the following landmarks and venues: Central Park Guggenheim Museum MoMa Museum Top of The Rock (Rockefeller Center) 5th Avenue Empire State Building Chrysler Building Flatiron 41 Cooper square Times Square / Broadway Union Square Charging Bull (Wall Street Bull) The New Museum What goes around comes around (shop) Hotel Sixty Soho Highline NY Library Supreme Court OAK (Shop) Giovanni Rana Pastificio & Cucina Restaurant in New York Cielo (nightclub) Dominique Ansel Bakery ABC Kitchen Video Directed by - Timur Tugalev...
Madrid has thrown off the shackles of tradition: what was once a buttoned-down bastion of conservatism has become Spain’s unabashed centre of the avant-garde. Monocle Films visits the city to discover a melting pot of talent, taste and tenacity. MADRID: THE MONOCLE TRAVEL GUIDE SERIES is available now at Gestalten Pavilion, Gestalten Space, and in our online shop: http://shop.gestalten.com/books/monocle-madrid.html More from The Monocle Travel Guide Series: London: vimeo.com/128870124 New York: vimeo.com/130736940 Tokyo: vimeo.com/134599055 Hong Kong: https://vimeo.com/135249045 Bangkok: https://vimeo.com/140916954
Bangkok is a city both liberal and traditional, where outsiders are always welcome but few can gain a true understanding of the capital’s intricacies. Bangkok: The Monocle Travel Guide will steer you to our favorite hotels and retailers, lesser-known neighborhoods, tasty restaurants and street-side bars where Bangkok’s bright young things party until the early hours. Bangkok: The Monocle Travel Guide is available now at Gestalten Pavilion, Gestalten Space, and in our online shop: http://shop.gestalten.com/books/bangkok-the-monocle-travel-guide-series.html More on The Monocle Travel Guide Series: London: vimeo.com/128870124 New York: vimeo.com/130736940 Tokyo: vimeo.com/134599055 Hong Kong: vimeo.com/135249045
Vienna is a city that bridges Eastern and Western Europe with panache. It has long been the melting pot of Europe so it’s easy to feel at home here—especially with our fully illustrated, 148-page hardback book as your guide. VIENNA: THE MONOCLE TRAVEL GUIDE SERIES is available now in our Berlin store and in our online shop: http://shop.gestalten.com/monocle-vienna.html More from The Monocle Travel Guide Series: Rio de Janeiro: https://vimeo.com/152257117 London: vimeo.com/128870124 New York: vimeo.com/130736940 Tokyo: vimeo.com/134599055 Hong Kong: vimeo.com/135249045 Bangkok: vimeo.com/140916954 Madrid: vimeo.com/144336305
Monocle has launched a new series of travel guide books for people who want to get the most out of their stay in a given city and feel like locals rather than tourists. To celebrate the publication of the first edition—London—Monocle has produced a cinematic portrait of this exciting metropolis. From great examples of urban design and lofty gardens to culinary discoveries and the best music venues, this film journeys to Monocle's favorite places in the city they call home. Published by Gestalten, London: The Monocle Travel Guide Series is now available at Gestalten Pavilion, Gestalten Space, and in our online shop: http://shop.gestalten.com/monocle-london.html More on The Monocle Travel Guide Series: New York https://vimeo.com/130736940 Tokyo https://vimeo.com/134599055
Monocle reports from around the globe in print, on radio, and online. As its editors and correspondents dart from city to city, they get to know the best places to rest their heads, stretch their limbs, and kick back with a contact in a hard-to-find cocktail bar. That information is now available in Monocle’s Travel Guide Series: a line-up of titles that speaks to you in an informed but informal way about everything from architecture to art, late-night bars to early-morning markets. Published by Gestalten, these travel guides are for people who want to get the most out of their stay—however short—and feel like locals rather than tourists. That’s why each book has a series of neighborhood walks to take you away from the throng and leave you with a sense of discovery even in cities that yo...
New York can easily live up to its movie-star good looks but it can be a city that surprises, too. Monocle has had a bureau in New York since its launch in 2007 and this has made us passionate about this city and its ambitions. The Monocle Travel Guide to New York, published by Gestalten, is a celebration of all that we love about the city. It is available now at The Monocle Shop: www.monocle.com/shop/books-and-music/travel-guides/
Hong Kong is more diverse than you’d imagine. Navigate the futuristic skyways connecting office towers and you’ll pass over temples from which incense smoke trails towards the heavens. Published by Gestalten, The Monocle Travel Guide to Hong Kong takes you on a journey from the best dining spots and side-street food stalls to rich retail experiences. The Monocle Travel Guide Series: Hong Kong is now available at Gestalten Pavilion, Gestalten Space, and in our online shop: shop.gestalten.com/monocle-hongkong.html More on The Monocle Travel Guide Series: London vimeo.com/128870124 New York vimeo.com/130736940 Tokyo vimeo.com/134599055
第一次自己翻译,有些地方翻译到不是很好,请见谅
George Carlin was an American stand-up comedian, social critic, satirist, actor, writer, and an author who won five Grammy Awards for his comedy albums. Thanks Your Watching !! * Subcrise my channel ^-^ -TvT- Top 3 Comedy Standup Movies Best Comedy Movies Top 10 Best Comedy Stand-up george carlin george carlin 7 words george carlin abortion george carlin airline announcements george carlin baseball vs football george carlin complaints and grievances george carlin death george carlin euphemisms george carlin full stand up george carlin fat american george carlin full show george carlin government george carlin heckler george carlin hippy dippy weatherman george carlin it's bad for ya george carlin jammin in new york george carlin kids george carlin life is worth losing g...
Warning, contains strong language.. George Carlin, one of my favorite comedians recorded this in 1992 about US addiction to war. War against 'brown people.' The first Bush and the Persian Gulf war against Saddam Hussein and Iraq.. 23 years has passed the war is still going on and expanding.... Man I miss Carlin and wonder what he would say about the 2016 election, war, Middle East, ISIS, Obama and stuff...
Mi piace molto questa parte dello show. E' un pezzo di umorismo osservazionale ("Avete mai fatto caso che...?") in cui mette l'accento su cosa ci unisce. I grandi temi ci separano, ma le piccole cose non ci fanno sentire poi così diversi. Bisogna ripartirè da lì?! Carlin è un' uomo di grande sensibilità. I love this man :-) FONTE SOTTOTITOLI: http://www.comedysubs.org/
George Carlin - Airline Announcements off of Jammin in NY
Jammin in New York: April 24th, 1992 The Planet is Fine, The People are Fucked Earth: 4,500,000,000 years People: 200,000 years The Earth Has Been Around 22,500 TIMES Longer Than Us
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George Carlin: Jammin' in New York (Comedy Film 1992) When George Carlin is asked which HBO concert is his favorite, his answer is always, "Jammin' In New York." The reasons are several: It was his first HBO show done live; it was the first he had done in his hometown, New York City; and it was the largest audience he had ever worked before: 6,500.But Carlin says it also represented a newfound sophistication in his writing. "It was the first time I had done truly extended pieces consisting of separate sections all flowing together. It was a big leap for me."The show, taped at the Paramount Theater in Madison Square Garden and winner of the 1992 CableACE Award, is a perfect blend of biting social commentary and more gently-observed observational pieces.
We're so self-important. So self-important. Everybody's going to save something now. "Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save those snails." And the greatest arrogance of all: save the planet. What? Are these fucking people kidding me? Save the planet, we don't even know how to take care of ourselves yet. We haven't learned how to care for one another, we're gonna save the fucking planet?
I'm getting tired of that shit. Tired of that shit. I'm tired of fucking Earth Day, I'm tired of these self-righteous environmentalists, these white, bourgeois liberals who think the only thing wrong with this country is there aren't enough bicycle paths. People trying to make the world save for their Volvos. Besides, environmentalists don't give a shit about the planet. They don't care about the planet. Not in the abstract they don't. Not in the abstract they don't. You know what they're interested in? A clean place to live. Their own habitat. They're worried that some day in the future, they might be personally inconvenienced. Narrow, unenlightened self-interest doesn't impress me.
Besides, there is nothing wrong with the planet. Nothing wrong with the planet. The planet is fine. The PEOPLE are fucked. Difference. Difference. The planet is fine. Compared to the people, the planet is doing great. Been here four and a half billion years. Did you ever think about the arithmetic? The planet has been here four and a half billion years. We've been here, what, a hundred thousand? Maybe two hundred thousand? And we've only been engaged in heavy industry for a little over two hundred years. Two hundred years versus four and a half billion. And we have the CONCEIT to think that somehow we're a threat? That somehow we're gonna put in jeopardy this beautiful little blue-green ball that's just a-floatin' around the sun?
The planet has been through a lot worse than us. Been through all kinds of things worse than us. Been through earthquakes, volcanoes, plate tectonics, continental drift, solar flares, sun spots, magnetic storms, the magnetic reversal of the poles...hundreds of thousands of years of bombardment by comets and asteroids and meteors, worlwide floods, tidal waves, worldwide fires, erosion, cosmic rays, recurring ice ages...And we think some plastic bags, and some aluminum cans are going to make a difference? The planet...the planet...the planet isn't going anywhere. WE ARE!
We're going away. Pack your shit, folks. We're going away. And we won't leave much of a trace, either. Thank God for that. Maybe a little styrofoam. Maybe. A little styrofoam. The planet'll be here and we'll be long gone. Just another failed mutation. Just another closed-end biological mistake. An evolutionary cul-de-sac. The planet'll shake us off like a bad case of fleas. A surface nuisance.
You wanna know how the planet's doing? Ask those people at Pompeii, who are frozen into position from volcanic ash, how the planet's doing. You wanna know if the planet's all right, ask those people in Mexico City or Armenia or a hundred other places buried under thousands of tons of earthquake rubble, if they feel like a threat to the planet this week. Or how about those people in Kilowaia, Hawaii, who built their homes right next to an active volcano, and then wonder why they have lava in the living room.
The planet will be here for a long, long, LONG time after we're gone, and it will heal itself, it will cleanse itself, 'cause that's what it does. It's a self-correcting system. The air and the water will recover, the earth will be renewed, and if it's true that plastic is not degradable, well, the planet will simply incorporate plastic into a new pardigm: the earth plus plastic. The earth doesn't share our prejudice towards plastic. Plastic came out of the earth. The earth probably sees plastic as just another one of its children. Could be the only reason the earth allowed us to be spawned from it in the first place. It wanted plastic for itself. Didn't know how to make it. Needed us. Could be the answer to our age-old egocentric philosophical question, "Why are we here?" Plastic...asshole.
So, the plastic is here, our job is done, we can be phased out now. And I think that's begun. Don't you think that's already started? I think, to be fair, the planet sees us as a mild threat. Something to be dealt with. And the planet can defend itself in an organized, collective way, the way a beehive or an ant colony can. A collective defense mechanism. The planet will think of something. What would you do if you were the planet? How would you defend yourself against this troublesome, pesky species? Let's see... Viruses. Viruses might be good. They seem vulnerable to viruses. And, uh...viruses are tricky, always mutating and forming new strains whenever a vaccine is developed. Perhaps, this first virus could be one that compromises the immune system of these creatures. Perhaps a human immunodeficiency virus, making them vulnerable to all sorts of other diseases and infections that might come along. And maybe it could be spread sexually, making them a little reluctant to engage in the act of reproduction.
Well, that's a poetic note. And it's a start. And I can dream, can't I? See I don't worry about the little things: bees, trees, whales, snails. I think we're part of a greater wisdom than we will ever understand. A higher order. Call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. The Big Electron...whoooa. Whoooa. Whoooa. It doesn't punish, it doesn't reward, it doesn't judge at all. It just is. And so are we. For a little while.