Rick, Slick Filmography

• Rhyme and Punishment (2011)
• Wu-Tang Saga (2010)
• What Ever Happened to Hip Hop? (2009)
• Letter to the President (2005)
• Made You Look: Top 25 Moments of BET History (2005)
• 4th Annual BET Awards (2004)
• Apollo at 70: A Hot Night in Harlem (2004)
• Fade to Black (2004)
• True Vinyl (2004)
• 2004 Jammys: The Theatre at Madison Square Garden (2004)
• And You Don't Stop: 30 Years of Hip-Hop (2004)
• World B Boy Championship (2004)
• Rap Files Vol. 1 (2003)
• Brown Sugar (2002)
• Brooklyn Babylon (2001)
• The Lyricist Lounge Show (2000)
• The Will Smith Music Video Collection (1999)
• Whiteboyz (1999)
• Chris Rock: Bigger & Blacker (1999)
• The Show (1995)
• Rapmania: The Roots of Rap (1990)
• Tougher Than Leather (1988)

Rick, Slick Filmography

• Deadly Sin (1996)

karaoke

One of the greatest rapper, walk, I'm sayin'
In the field makin' my brick without hayin'
Mad busy kid, ah whip cut here
You, boy drop your bundle bring your butt in
A soldier, what I do to that hood?
Are you that slave everybody tellin' me rap good?
Calm down, not goin' ta murder ya
Clean yourself, pharaoh said he wanna have a word with ya
My mom, pop, look concerned
After takin' a shower, dress and returned
The soldier, kinda on the dark end
Brought me and the motherfucking palace was barking
In the midst, a poet, dryin'
Pharaoh and his girl being entertained by him
Motherfucker got some nerve
Said, "Bring slave forward, let me observe"
He asked me my name and start badger me
"Ricky, what?", 'Ricky, your majesty"
And bowed because I had to
Kick a rap that shit better sound fat too
Who rotten 'em
Plaits swing but have you forgotten 'em
Biggest big shouts since King Tut and 'em
(Who rotten 'em)
Kids ville, motherfucker couldn't sit still
All bitches is open off Rick's grill
(Who rotten 'em)
Definitely exhort, any stalkin'
Hawk gawkin' at silk fabrics when I'm walkin
(Who rotten 'em)
Fondle with right, yet, spec get delighted
All a that jungle shit, whites rap
"He's fat", queen said to the pharaoh excited
And did seem obvious the rap delighted him
Then start banging on appliance
(Yes your honor?)
"Send this other rapper to the lions"
(Please, no)
Pleasing with merit, if you kill him for my sake
My raps will do the spirit please let him live, I prefer that
Okay, well, send him where this slave used to work at
Do or die jammin' me into
Even was allowed to move the family in too
Any beat better rap good on
Even gave me mad nice outfits to put on
Knowing that my rap style bumped many
And expecting some important company
The king visits where I was put to write
Slave, you're behind, better rap real good tonight
In other words, lay your mack down
'Cause these cats not the one to sound wack round
So that night, when they summers be them clapping
Took a deep breath and then began rapping
Who rotten 'em
Tryin' a find out what excite, what I write,
What ignite with
Lion never once tried to bite Rick
Excuses, assumed to meek, refuse to greet
A smoother geek, just move ya feet
Shocked all dippin' and stoppin'
Even slave owner wanted me to whip a man, fucker
Shakin' any prison, kickin' back, sick of crap
And sista breakin' when a nigger rap
Well, it was obvious the raps unpluggin'
Dignitaries spat wine out they mouth, buggin'
This they never heard that type a tactic
Gold sandals all over their fat steps
One dignitary over what man said
"I'll give you half the eastern border if you sell him"
Back at the rest spot to nap a bit
Mom! Pop! They delighted with the rapper did
"Son", my mom said sweepin' up
"That lunatic will kill you if you don't keep it up"
What's wrong with you, "Son, I'm not scornin' you
Leave your best for a rainy day, I'm warnin' you"
Ripped my ego apart
So I set upon a mission to change the king heart
'Sire, whippin' don't pay off
A lot more done you give a nigger one day off'
He took my advice, stead a yell again
Sir noticed that my input was accurate intelligence
That type meant ta stripe, kids
Even after he died, I still write raps like this
Who rotten 'em
All teacher and scholar try proceed me, believe me
I am all culture that you need be
And superior juice to abuse, I choose
Use words racist slave owner used to
Sandwich known crook, red bone hook too
Got his own land, which you're known look to
Not only ass wipes, swept side kick

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, allright
[Doug E. Fresh]
This is... a world premiere...
One time y'all, as we turn the heat
Once again, as we turn the heat
Make it hot, make it hot, hot, come on, uh
[Slick Rick]
Her legends, trying keep it soulful
But just since its (Slick Rick) being an old school legend
I decide to make a jam the kids will slam on
(DING DONG) How you doing, Gigi? Is your man home?
In the living room I see the brother sitting
Say what yo?
[Doug E. Fresh]
Yo we cooked 'em in Atlanta
[Slick Rick]
You think we didn't?
Bitch coming on, beat box stunning, son
[Doug E. Fresh]
Yo, where'd you get that outfit?
[Slick Rick]
One twenty from (?)
Seen the vibe Cali's on
Lets do an up to date, Doug, put your Ballys on
I burn 'em on, chick got to storm
While other rapper cat' kettle go hot to warm
We Turn It ON
(Uh uh on, uh uh on, uh uh on)
[Doug E. Fresh]
As we turn the heat, yo, yo, uh
Here's a blast from the past,crowd movers of the future
Unlimited, hitting it like we used ta
Boost a track son, we all that son
Where you been Rick?
[Slick Rick]
Me? Missing in action
Here's a story bout a cutie, bout a rich, bout to ditch
I'm also known to fuck the beauty out a bitch! (Say what?)
Might not shoot you in front of group two
Run a boot, did I mention I'm also quite cute too?
[Doug E. Fresh]
Yo, yo, yo fashion and glamour is ammunition
Cats wishing to rip it like this, keep fishing
Your flow ain't long enough, strong enough
And record sales aren't (vocal scratching)
[Slick Rick]
Enough. Slang it on a phatter to a badder kid
Don't matter a bit, I had to shit, and boomerang
inadequate
Chick got to storm
While other rapper cat' kettle go hot to warm
We Turn It ON
[Doug E. Fresh]
Yo, as we turn the heat, yo, yo, yo
[Slick Rick]
I bogard through, and then be screaming no hard screw
Hey go-cart crew, your checking out "The Show Part 2"
A fellow I know, "Is this supposed to sell?"
I hope, so well, I spoke, and this is what I tell white folk
I don't discriminate, don't lack the stimulant crack has
Battle story man, and I'll eliminate your wack ass
Backwards tactics, Show for act it
Me and Doug Fresh took over this rap shit
Flushes, so as usual tossers
Better give us our props as you're new school wusses
Good times, patch rhyming brought back
And all you other rappers that's trying to talk crap
I'm not the devil, but your worst nightmare
Sick of rebels, and none of you motherfuckers can
reach the cat's level
Four motherfuckers got to storm
Other rapper cat' kettle go hot to warm
We Turn It ON, nigga

Just gettin' off my job around Wall Street, wit the ties on
Finest girl, a brother think he ever set eyes on
Nice day, rather sunny as we made a run for honey
Where the warm press violets, violence on the run
How I turned right there, seem kinda funny there
One in there, as he tellin' me he could get the underwear
Meanwhile, still jockin' her, like a real sucka
Sister which was so fine, she could AIDS, I'll still knock her
Heartbeatin' for since a brother didn't figure eatin'
As I ask her if she's single, ya caught my nigga cheatin'
Nice to meet ya, leash ya, don't combine features
Watched her walk away and observin' the fine creature
Next day again, what an unvite surprise to us
Ran into to so much her and her friends startin' hang wit us
The pair of mood don't find the bowl swine
Can I take you out to movies while I dine the whole nine?
She condone 'cuz riddance, nigga slid the song
Didn't want to get to bone her though I knew I didn't own her
And I could of made a move, a little will power 'cuz all of though
She told me she liked him as a friend and that was all
And since she hang wit us, shorty told her queen freak of the week
On my birthday bought me pair of Gucci sneakers
Did she like me risk, then I thought, was it fine guess or unmoral
When she saw me got me dissin' kinda special
Since wit this dish, none of bay, if everybody wanna play
How long is money gonna weigh, so I asked a honey on a date
And she accepts, thought it was much planned
Windows of the world even had the nerve to touch her hand
Though I'm lookin' at, bashful, no socks
Pull of what's a shine and the hun pulls closer
Thought clever hint, so what she straight, never been so excited
And convinced, kissin' heaven ever since
Hold her hand to chillin', feature man to build
Can't believe my dream fulfilled all in the girl
Began to hill by singin'
Lady if you will
Say you're the one that sent for me to thrill
Some one that I can hold close in my arms
With all the charms of you
With all the charms of you, of you, of you, of you
Of a lady, this world is just for ladies
A heart screams out to ladies

I falls off into a party in the N.Y.C.
Niggaz lookin' at me strange but they lovin' my chain
Bang bang, same thang, game came when I left 'em
I do it by my lonely now I'm the big homie
But I'm his royal slickness, ghetto weakness, come Rick is
The one who expose cornball rappers with the quickness
Uhh, who bum from and who balls you hung from
Wouldn't give a fuck what part of the country you come from
I'm Snoop Dogg, I'm smooth and imperial
I wake up every morning to my lucky charms cereal
Times get drastic, yeah, I'm a classic
Dogg Pound Gangsta chokin' off that boombastic
Now put my verse on the first one-beat the herds come
So be careful 'coz my rap will make you eat your words, son
(Word to God)
Scratch I? Who the hardest to match
Bright rewrite, you're still garbage to patch
Haven't you heard? I'm loose, shook the Feds like The Juice
Snoop Dogg is a hundred-and-twenty-first proof
Fool usea deuce-deuce of some genuine, draft
I'm genuine, like Vinny's whinin' all about cash
Cash, cash, so indeed I got the weed
And keep the lighter for the hash, has it
Ever been a time when you didn't have a dime
And the only way to get it was to go and do a crime?
Many underclothes hangin' on the hoes, since
(Snoop, Slick Rick)
Crushed anyone opposed
(Lot of ladies)
Pop Cristal, toast to all those like
(Kid Capri)
Helpin' to unify both coasts
Many underclothes hangin' on the hoes, since
(Snoop, Slick Rick)
Crushed anyone opposed
(Lot of ladies)
Pop Cristal, toast to all those like
(Kid Capri)
Helpin' to unify both coasts
I'm shredding your temple, none, 'head of the emperor
Washed up, gang member? Better remember
I wipe my feet upon a rapper like a doormat
I hit 'em where they sit around actin' hardcore at
Thank God for the guardians, in light of this
Rappers always beg for me to show them who the mighty is
Gats gonna limp, snaps on a kid
That always wanna start rappin'
Boy, they're not gonna win
And wanna dash at lethal or evil
Could a king bring style and class to black people?
Stick a whole log in and he buggin'
'Coz I represent self, with my man Snoop Dogg and them
I drop a pile of semen on 'em
Even in a Yugo I could take they woman from 'em
I make the hardest chew the kewl of this
Kid Capri, know the part of peasant, who the ruler is?
Many underclothes hangin' on the hoes, since
(Snoop, Slick Rick)
Crushed anyone opposed
(Lot of ladies)
Pop Cristal, toast to all those like
(Kid Capri)
Helpin' to unify both coasts
Many underclothes hangin' on the hoes, since
(Snoop, Slick Rick)
Crushed anyone opposed
(Lot of ladies)
Pop Cristal, toast to all those like
(Kid Capri)
Helpin' to unify both coasts
I'm twenty-six, still in the mix
My hair gettin' longer, my game gettin' stronger
A nigga been on one, I thank God
'Coz life in the city of stars is gettin' hard
And it's odd for a G to get a job
So I'd rather steal and rob, and mob with my squad
My homie used to bang, now we follow Farrakhan
Used to read The Source
Now all he read is the Holy Qu'ran
Time brings change and change brings time
Listen to me hit you with this gangbang rhyme
Nigga, whattup, who up, you up
Doggy Dogg is on the mic
I'm here to fuck it izzzup
I give it to y'all, like you really got to have it
Dogg Pound Gangstaz, boy this shit is gettin' tragic
But I'ma make me a grip and dip quick
And fuck with my nigga Kid Capri on this G shit
Dial tail and bail with my nigga Slick Ricky
And all you niggaz talkin' bullshit can just miss me
Can't twist me, you fuckin' paper haters
I'm dippin' in my nine-eight gold Navigator
I'm dippin' like a lo-lo
Bouncin', smokin' ounces, fo' sho' doe
Many underclothes hangin' on the hoes, since
(Snoop, Slick Rick)
Crushed anyone opposed
(Lot of ladies)
Pop Cristal, toast to all those like
(Kid Capri)
Helpin' to unify both coasts
Many underclothes hangin' on the hoes, since
(Snoop, Slick Rick)
Crushed anyone opposed
(Lot of ladies)
Pop Cristal, toast to all those like
(Kid Capri)
Helpin' to unify both coasts
Many underclothes hangin' on the hoes, since
(Snoop, Slick Rick)
Crushed anyone opposed
(Lot of ladies)
Pop Cristal, toast to all those like

One day fishing heard Indian drums
Saw a brother, listen too, wife kissin' too
Then on another mission to
The city with the sistas, though was a far distance
There's Lone Ranger outta area that needed my assistance
To deliver cash, last man got robbed, pimped
He never returned, I said ok and put the money in the Fendi
Then bumped into this girl
Looked like that that girl on "Mork & Mindy" and
"How" I said to the white trim, jockin' me the Indian
Comin' in all this heat, the kind for hopin' a chance for ropin' in
"How'd you like to put your Indian teenie in my openin'?"
Said that would be because the nigga wasn't new to this
True to this, double barrel slide out the uterus
Calm, started singin' sad popular songs
Took the money and the hon', screamin' at the top of her lungs
Now on a hunt, "You carry leaf?" I was about to smoke a blunt
No, not without frontal, screw girl pronto, mean Tonto
Was extremely pissed, still picturin' screwin' this
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo
I don't know why the fuck I'm doin' this
Nuisance, brother's/horse tracks, "whose to choose?"
Saddle loose, both thirsty cuttin' a cactus for the juice and
All of a sudden, these women like model ho's in Paris
Ganged to rape me the Indian, I was so embarrassed
Don't pull a kid a minute, to give in within a minute
'Til I seen a shack yonder, or a couple livin' in it
Shook my hand, friendly manner, though she pack her up and ran her
Couldn't stand her, fondle her feathers like she wanted some banana
Led me to the back of the house, the hands that started track
Used it as my marks and then I nearly had a heart attack
Brush it off, deal wit the floss, way past disgusted
Said "what's the matter granny? Is your blind ass dusted"
Back in the hunt, now what do you want, poor granny offered me a blunt
No not without frontal, screw girl pronto, mean Tonto, grandma
Found they're small timers after all, wasn't her intent to brawl
Pulled out my 45, "How, y'all" up against the wall
Where's the hooker and the money, here she came, sweatin' mine
Then the bitch is pointin' a pistol at my fine behind
Now she a smart ass, should of figured when getting' off the hottie
So the horse busted in, startin lettin' off the shottie
Killed the men, slapped the girl, 'cause he figured I'm stuck trapped in
"Come on Rick, a horse cappin'?" Yeah, that's what the fuck happened
Grieve the folks, bleedin', sides red, I'm pleased and
Indeed, now I'll let the Apache kill the bitch, no I need her
Playin' the role, better yet, "well is your pole up?"
Signals from the wife sayin' "what the hell is the holdup?"
Although he scares the honey, hit the switch dares to run it
Caught and scalped the daffy hooker, said "bitch where's the money?"
Gave it up hunt done, she wants a blunt and so it's frontal
That's not what I want, so drop drawers pronto mean Tonto
Now turn around
That's not it
Shut up bitch, I know what I'm doin'
But that's my... oh!
Oh that's it
Stop... you're hurting me
Bitch I could have killed...
Oh shit feels so good
Open your mouth
Put it in your mouth
Play with my balls too
Know what I'm sayin' wake it up Slick

* - Slick Rick
+ - Doug E. Fresh
- Both
Oh my God...
*Excuse me Doug E. Fresh
+Yes
*Have you ever seen a show when fellow on the mic
Wit one million rhymes and don't come out right
They bit, they're never right, that's not polite
Am I lying
+No, you're quite right
*But tonight on a ?(stary)? mic you're about to hear
We swear the best star rappers of the year
*So + so *cherrio +yo scream
brotho
Also if you didn't know this is called the show
*Hey yo Doug + What
*Put your ballies on
+Yo Rick I was about to but I need the shoehorn
*Why + Because the shoes always hurt my ?(gong)?
*6 minutes, 6 minutes, 6 minutes Doug E. Fresh you're on
Ah ah on, ah ah on, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah on(2x)
Oh my God...
+Here we go (Here we go)
+C'mon (C'mon) (2x)
+Yo where's ?()?
*Well I don't know they're late
Tell 'em the time, oh I forgot the date
+Man you did it again, oh no
(Yo, here we go, c'mon, here we go, c'mon, here we go
think we missed the show)
No, no n-n-n-no we didn't (wang)
No, n-n-n-n-no we didn't (w-w-w-wang)
No we didn't, well don't get us wrong
*Excuse me Doug E., excuse me Doug E.
Excuse me Doug E. Fresh you're on
Ah ah on, on, on, on, on
Oh my God...
+Well it started up on 8th Avenue
And I made up the name the Get Fresh Crew
It was me, my true DJ Jerona, that would be
My right hand man Ricky D.
I used to rap and sing, make sounds and things
For example, here's a telephone ting
(ring, ring) *Hello, is Doug E. Fresh here
(No, he's not in right now)
+But anyway, no more delay
Just check out the new style I display
Now you got to be fresh to rock wit fresh
And I'm D-O-U-G-I-E Fresh
And I'm know for the (sound effects)
Not for the (sound effects)
The human beat box on the entertainer
No other lable that fit me plainer
In a passing generation, I am a remainder
And I'm also known as a beat box trainer
Cashing checks, make sound effects
And after I'm finish rocking, Slick Rick is on next
(You know it) Slick Rick
*Wel, here's a little something that needs to be heard
Doug, i was walking downtown (Word Rick) word
(Sure) All along, no one to be wit
Step on the D-train, 205th
I saw a pretty girl (so)
So I sat beside her
Then she went roar, she was Tony the Tiger
I said, oh darn, there has been a mistake
Honey, my name's Slick Rick, not frosty flake
(oh, golly wolly) She was raising hell
She said, um, my name is maggie but you can call me Michelle
(Rick sings)
Bust a move, we show and prove
Hey, yo, Doug, do that funky jam on a groove
Oh my God...

Don?t try to claim things I haven?t earned honest, man
Slick Rick and Outkast is on this jam
What kid? Diamond on the 2-2 grand
Trying to help raise all youth to man
Slick the ruler rick, his space to slam
Help clean up this land
The reputation of this man
Withhold and withstand
Outkast and Slick, the answer is in it
Hon' you need to get your ass on the dance floor this minute
We bruise stuff, knock you out shoes, socks
Show your ass, move your fuck out, we?re mad smoove snots
La-di-da-di, mmm, we like to party
Don?t make me get money and platinumize my body
With bright stuff, known to earn a dyke?s love
Blind folks be like, somebody turned the lights off
Immense rep, poppin' out a muffin
Make famous artists that?s dead hop out a coffin
At the real estate, behavin' type choosy
Want a palace with the shit beige and light blue please
Got the kid like watch your manners
Since I came out of jail, it?s like the planet gone bananas
Lack of strength a badder fella had
Lady lookin' at me all stink, I had to tell her that
Don?t try to claim things I haven?t earned honest, man
Slick Rick and Outkast is on this jam
What kid? Diamond on the 2-2 grand
Trying to help raise all youth to man
Slick the ruler rick, his space to slam
Help clean up this land
The reputation of this man
Withhold and withstand
Uhh, I went from player?s ball to bulldoggin'
From bulldoggin' to bowhoggin'
Now bowhoggin' and pimpwalkin'
That strictly fresh and street talkin'
And we all last like that there
Ruin them all up like cat hair
We never fall off like hat wear
We some of the dopest MC?s out there
Now eat that, Outkast and Ricky D, bitch can you beat that?
Remember the time I laid them down to teenage love now see that
Just to sport a rhyme and break in new patterns like hymens
Shuckin' and jivin' was never the style
I?m gon? keep on beatin' this line
Spittin' that king shit, you cling shit
A tailor and a seamstress
New gators for you haters and the penis for all you beatches
Like an addiction 'coz I need it, hip-hop is that I be that
Like a junkie showin' your monkey, 'coz I sho? nuff like to beat it
Might just eat it just to skeet it, fold you up like you was pleated
Like some slacks and, relaxin', be strollin' like some cats then
I got a, baby daughter, and I feed her with this rappin'
Not trappin', B-boy, but rappin', huh
Don?t try to claim things I haven?t earned honest, man
Slick Rick and Outkast is on this jam
What kid? Diamond on the 2-2 grand
Trying to help raise all youth to man
Slick the ruler rick, his space to slam
Help clean up this land
The reputation of this man
Withhold and withstand
Seems everybody?s open off the grammar
The white fox pink velvet suit, white cabana
Listen baby girl, genius rick ta
Dreamboat wish, you shoulda been clicked picture
(Check her out)
I don?t know what you?re tryin' to figure out
Down south, barbecue ribs fly out a nigga mouth
And touchin' me the chosen, for such a will opposin'
Me and Big Boi tryin' to give our children clothing
Smokin' love, do we provide dope enough?
Even people unborn kid wide open off
The enginin' I?m sendin' in
Even make construction workers start actin' kind of feminine
(Hi)
10%?ll blast this hit from me and Big Boi
Who represent the Outkast click
A jealous cat, lack of strength a badder fella had
Lady lookin' at me all stink, had to tell her that
Don?t try to claim things I haven?t earned honest, man
Slick Rick and Outkast is on this jam
What kid? Diamond on the 2-2 grand
Trying to help raise all youth to man
Slick the ruler rick, his space to slam
Help clean up this land
The reputation of this man
Withhold and withstand
Slick Rick and Outkast is on this jam
Trying to help raise all youth to man

Something tells Rick he's a fool
To let girls treat me so cruel
But nevertheless, Rick said, "You got me waiting"
Sittin' in my car waiting for you
I got a girl but I'm about to switch all that
Because my girl be trying to play me like the bitch all that
Shoot, clocked her daughter, for acting out of order
To impress a girl who to me knocked her out the water
But we gotta kiss with love
Though when I see her friend it's like the shit wears off
I don't bother, while she want to kiss and then cuss and full of hate
Get her friend? Mission impossible
Because she's the one the hon chose to boast to
The way that her and the bitch is so close to be a waste
So make music in my basement
Don't cut her off 'til I find a good replacement
One day I jumped in my Jeep, drove her to her friend's house
'Cause the hon was sleeping over
My girl was acting fine, then the slime switched
Wanna diss, I said, "It's over you waste of time bitch"
Tried to kiss her friend, twice then a third
She said, "Stop, Rick", but didn't tell her friend a word
I went to bed, here come my girl touching me intently
Snuck out early, girlfriend wasn't acting as friendly as before
Because she swore a nigga hit her
Well, if you ain't love her why'd you go back to bed with her?
But I didn't, no you ain't now the hon badgering
I don't know, maybe it's me, maybe I'm imagining the love affair
Got Rick sitting right here waiting for you my dear
Wondering if you're ever gonna show, you hoe
Another brother out for one thing, mistook him for
Steady relationship is what I'm really looking for
Sincerity, scoop the hon I done it
I said, "Being straight up, it's you I really wanted"
Though she fucked niggers with money like mad
I still found myself wanting the honey quite bad
Loyal to her friend, though she wanted wood
Then we did it, boy that pussy was good
But what if shorty finds out? Never be too clever
Rick, she has to know if we're to ever be together
Chill, then we started to button the strap
And then my girl woke up, we acted like ain't nothing happened
Later on, my girlfriend stormed in
We going to the supper club, some kid's performing, bye, see you later
Her girlfriend hot, then we living, Rick decide to follow
I'm outside of the club sipping a beer through the best can
Both sluts were sliding numbers to the next man
Contradicting of words being together
My girl, too, I should've known, birds of a feather
Back in my Jeep, about 4:11
Popped another can, looked up to the heavens
I'm a good man, in fact I know that I am
And I deserve a lady love, that's why I'm wondering why I'm
Sittin' in my car, waiting for you
Got Rick sitting right here waiting for you my dear
Wondering if you're ever gonna show, you hoe
Something tells Rick he's a fool to let girls treat me so cruel
But nevertheless, Rick said, ?You got me waiting?

I try to block it out my mind
As you see [at] Ruler show€™s is inquirin' noses
Goin' into a story about a kid named Moses
Once a prophet was to be born, so for anything else furthered
Pharaoh orders every first-born son murdered
One got away, a girl with profit bound with her
Gently put him in a basket, went floatin' down the river
Then ends up by a Pharaoh relative ol' honey peeped in
Couldn't breed herself and was determined to keep him
"Don't say a word", she told her slave who was a real witch
"Snitch, it'll definitely be the last day you breathe bitch"
While kids slaughtered, 'cause they was [in] front of them
Soldiers tellin' the king that they murdered every one of them
"Thanks" said Pharoah, guys were a friend to him
Sister showin' her baby sayin' the river God sent him
To her brother who arose and said, "whoa sis"
Curious I suppose this, the upward knows about Moses
As time passed he proved he wasn't the type to beg or borrow
Grew to conquer lands like ain't no tomorrow
Made the Sun King jealous 'cause he couldn't do what Mo' did
"Pops I'm not to happy the way y'all jockin' this Mo' kid"
"Son, this rash behavior ruins every feast or bash"
"And why complain, now where's the temple I asked you to build, you piece of trash?"
"Two of you switch... Mo' you build it and you'll find a supreme hero"
"Built it, anything else, you need Pharaoh?"
King hears startin' to shares my crown
One said, "How can he?"
But sister not takin' any chance and threw the hooker off the balcony
But word still got to King, who then cold cursed Blessed
Stripped him of his honors and dumped him in the desert
But Mo' returned for the people, with his chest stiff out saw
King said, "You want war? Make brick without straw"
That's a son not being king, the shorty no good rose his
Unhappy I suppose this, the upward knows about Moses
The new King said, "As for your threats, brother stuff it"
"Boy, what do I do now?" prayed the Prophet
Then a vision said "chill" and prophecy filled
Scorn build, hails the fire, all their first-born killed
It was gettin' scary for the king, this made the sufferin' go by merrier
"You win, take these peasants, get the flock out of my area"
Poor villain, still in heat, didn't want Mo' to fulfill 'em
Wasn't chillin', "then I flat send the troop to go and kill him"
So Mo' parts the sea, went across and said "run" and
Did some ol' abracadabra and water fell upon 'em
The soldiers that is, since Moses was suaver
Then Mo' in the mountains havin' a convo with the father
Came back with the tens, seen pantyhose droppin', partner swappin'
Folks wasn't into what po' Mo was poppin'
So the Earth shook and killed those, bible text closes
Talked about a time when idle worshippin' foes had met Moses

Ladies, and gentlemen and lowlifes
It is with outstanding pleasure
That we are here to present tonight
Slick Rick, the Ruler! And MC Ricky D
Doing their smash hit, 'Mona Lisa,'
You know, like the picture?
Anyway, I'd like to take this time out
To bow before his divine majesty
RickyOh your majesty
SlickHmm?
RickyCan I kiss your hand?
SlickMm-hmm
Ricky(kisses his hand loudly)
SlickEnough
RickyCome your highness they await you
Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do
I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew
I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza
And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona -- what?
Mona Lisa (what?) *singing* Mona Lisa, so men made you
YouknowhatI'msayin? So I said, 'Excuse me, dear
My gosh, you look nice
Put away your money
I'll buy that slice!'
She said, 'Thanks - I'd rather a slice of you
I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you'
The compliment showed she had a mind in her
And when I smiled (PING!) I almost blinded her
She said, 'Great Scott! Are you a thief?
Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth'
Ha-ha, hah! Had to find that funny
So I said, 'No child, I work hard for the money
And calling me a thief? Please! Don't even try it (Right!)
Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet'
She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors
She tried to disrespect WHO?! The Grand Wizard
Me! 'Well what's your name, son?'
'MC Ricky D,' but not to be so harsh I said to Mona Li-hee
'I'm sorry and I know that's low class (uhh, yeah)
Please sit, and tell me a little about your past'
She said, 'Well I got courage, and I don't like porridge (uh-huh)
I've never been to college, but I've got crazy knowledge (uh-huh)
Over eighteen and my eyes are green (uh-huh)
I wear more gold than that man on A-Team (uh-huh, uh-huh)
Trim, slim, (yeah) and I'm also light skinned
Best believe Mona's a virgin'
A virgin?! Honey needed a slap
She tried to tell me she's a virgin -- with her yea wide gap
I said, 'It don't matter, see, I'm not picky (word)
Let me spell my name out for you, it's Ricky
R -- Ravishing
I -- Impress
C -- Courageousso careless
K -- for the Kangols which I've got
That I wear everyday and
Y -- why not?
To fight's not right that I recite and I'm
Quite polite like Walter Cronkite'
Well, just about then, Trevor my friend came in
He said, 'Hey Rick, don't you know playin with these snakes is a sin?!?'
He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store
He said, 'I don't want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more
Now come along, we have a party to attend
With some real mature women and some more of her friends'
He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute
And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it
And as we were leavin and drivin along
I could hear a melody as Mona sang a song
'If you see me walking down the street
And I start to cry each time we meet
Walk on by walk on by
Foolish pride
That's all that I have left, so, let me hide
The pain and the hurt that you gave me
When you said goodbye

Yeah, know what I mean Rick?
Know what I mean Rick?
Know what I mean Slick, Whoa!
Yeah, whee!
[Slick Rick]
Fine grown Pine-Sol
Heavenly rhyme throne
Remember when you were young in the 70 time zone
Stages, ages about seven I say kid
The dress code of our parents looked awfully outrageous
Not down on em, games and clownin
When soul was at it's highest rate like James Brown 'n them
??, A groovy era acting
Member seeing Shaft in the movie theater back then?
I feel Richard Roundtree got 'em a fly deal
Black man wearin' bell bottom and high heels
Laughed a lot, some action mass production
Remember when cars were darn near half a block long?
Parents were so into that crap
Bunch a sweet memories to us older rap cats
Muhammad Ali knucklin in tournament
Pimp daddy hats with buckles and ornaments
How we forget snappy
Five people sleepin' in one matress and yet happy
Could even make sex seem sour
As I impress the world with my extreme power, cause
Chorus: repeat 2X
Rick make memories sealed in almanacs
Not to mention the immence appeal the mack hat
When you wake up in the morning (redeem from any crap)
Because I bring that love and feeling back to rap
[Slick Rick]
For situated as poor beneficialator
Kool-Aid couldn't last a hot minute in the 'frigerator
School notes, slidin and stealin, hidin 'em
Bazooka, bubble gum cartoons still inside of 'em
No way same essence of ?
Pimps flyest dressin' muthafuckas, weren't they?
But hood lies, you afraid of a good wine?
I used to love the actor who portrayed one on Good Times
You need a friend to ? a soul, man it kinda slow
One thing 'bout a bro, overflow when it ?
Life, a pitiful game
'Member the robot?
That was my shit on Soul Train
Got hyped to, psyched to,
And the feelin's right to chillin' on the fire
escape on a nice night too
No, I'm not gon' try to hurt the ?
Remember ride on blood and dry turkey slang?
Brothers chippin' in for alcoholic money
When you look at old flicks don't we all look funny?
Could even make sex seem sour
As I impress the world with my extreme power, cause
Chorus
[Slick Rick]
Yo' mama, damn we used to talk improper then
Member when we used to walk bop, walk bop again?
Givin' them the rythym that we bought
Push our hand back like we was swimmin' when we walked
Bad all about, Huggie Bear, Rat all about
Member afros, what the fuck was that all about?
Buenos noches accents too...friends too
Everybody had a lot of roaches back then too
Profusely around us, Loosley ?
Fleets wearin' Bruce Lee Bandanas
And kick shit, ballin the hand I stick wit'
?????
Most cases, fatha' away for good
Local Flat Foot was part-of the neighborhood
Standard, and the panthers (Wow)
Used to dress like Erykah Badu and Amanda's now
Could even make sex seem sour
As I impress the world with my extreme power, cause
Chorus 1.5X

Okay party people in the house...
This is something you never witnessed before...
Yes, it's the incredible Doug E. Fresh...
With his partner, the grand wizard MC, Ricky D
D, and that's me in the place to be.
We goin' to do it for '85, kick it live, allright?
Cuz you know, you're all sick of all these crap rappers
biting their rhymes because of they're back steppers.
But when it comes to me and my man Doug Fresh here,
there is no competition 'cause we are the best, yeah.
But as impress, which we approve
and yeah, we realize that we are on the move,
so listen closely so y'all don't miss
as we go a little something like this, HIT IT!
La-di-da-di...
La-di-da-di...
La-di, da-di!
Yo peep this
La-di-da-di, we like to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody
We're, just some men that's on the mic
And when we rock upon the mic we rock the mic RIGHT
For all of y'all, keep y'all in health
Just to see you smile and enjoy yourself
Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditioning
Which we create, cause that's our mission
So listen close, to what we say
Because this type of shit happens everyday
I woke up around ten o'clock in the morning
I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and
Went to the bathroom to wash up
Put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the top choice of them all
there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted
the mirror said, ";You are you conceited bastard!";
Well that true, that why we never had no beef
THen I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth
Used oil of olay cause my skin gets pail
and then I grabbed the file for my finger nails
I'm true to the style on my behalf
I put the bubbles in the tub so I could take a bubble bath
Clean, dry, was my, body and hair
I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear
For all the girls I might take home
I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the Polo Cologne
Fresh dress, like a million bucks,
put on the Bally shoes and the fly green socks.
Stepped out the house stopped short, oh no
Went back in I forgot my Kangol
Then I dilly, DALLY, I ran through the ALLEY
I bumped into this homegirl named SALLY from the VALLEY
This was a girl playing hard to get
So I said ";What's wrong?"; cause she looked upset
She said uh, ";It's all because of you
I'm feeling sad and blue
You went away
and now my life is filled with rainy days
I love you so
How much you'll never know
Cause you took your love away from me";
Now what was I to do
She was crying over me and she was feeling blue
I said, ";Don't cry, dry, your eyes
Here comes your mother with those two little guys";
Her mean mother steps and says to me ";Hi!";
Hit Sally in the face and punched her in the eye
Kicked her in the belly, and stepped on her feet
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone
Something was wrong I said what was going on?
I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her
She said, ";If I can't have you she can't either";
She grabbed me closely by my socks
So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox
But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick
She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said
";Why don't you give me some play?
And we can go cruising in my old jag
And if you give me that OK
I'll give you all my love today
Ricky Ricky Ricky, can't you see
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways
So MC Rick my love is here to stay";
And on and on and on she kept on
The bitch been around before my mother's born
I said, ";Cheer up!"; I gave her a kiss
I said, ";You can't have me I'm too young for you miss";
She said, ";No you're not,"; then she starts crying
I says, ";I'm nineteen";, she says, ";Stop lying!";
I said, ";I am -- go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!";
To the heart tick tock you don't stop
To the heart tick tock you don't quit, hit it!
...don't ever forget, Doug E. Fresh, and MC Ricky D...

Hit it!
Aww yea!
Yea...
La di da di... la di da di,
La di, la di!
You know what, you peep this,
La di da di, we like to party.
We don't cause trouble, we dont bother nobody.
We're... just some men that's on the mic,
And when we rock upon the mic,
We rock the mic (Right!).
For all a y'all, keepin' y'all in health.
Just to see ya smile and enjoy ya'self.
Cause it's cool when you cause a cozy conditionin',
That we create, so that's our mission, so listen,
To what we say because this type of shit happens everyday.
I... woke up around ten o'clock in the mornin',
Gave myself a (strech up), a mornin' yawn and...
Went to the bathroom to wash up,
Had some soap on my face and my hand upon the cup,
I said a (Mirror mirror!) on the wall...
Who is the top choice of them all?
There was a rumble dumble,
Five minutes it lasted.... the mirror said,
(You are you concieted bastard!).
Yo that's true, that's why we never have no beef,
So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth.
Used ";Oil of Olay"; cause my skin gets pale.
Then I got the files, for my fingernails.
True to the style on my behalf
I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath.
Clean, dry, was my body and hair,
I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear.
For all the girls I might take home,
I got the Johnson's Baby Powder and the (Polo Colonge).
Fresh dressed like a millions bucks, threw on the Valley shoes
And the fly green socks.
Stepped out the house, stopped short, oh no!
I went back in I forgot the...
Then I dilly (dally) ran through a (alley),
Bumped into my old girl (Sally) from the (Valley).
This was a girl playing hard to get
So I said ";What's wrong?"; cause she looked upset
She said uh, (It's all because of you)
Say what? (I'm feeling sad and blue)
She said what? (You went away)
And now, my life is filled with rainy days.
And I love you so, how much you'll never know.
Cause you took your love away from me.
Now what was I to do
She was crying over me and she was feeling blue
I said, ";Don't cry, (dry, your eye)
Here comes your mother with those two little guys";
Her mean mother steps and says to me (";Hi!";)
Hit Sally in the face and decked her in the (eye!)
Punched her in the belly, and stepped on her (feet)
Slammed the child on the hard concrete
The bitch was strong, the kids was gone.
Something was wrong I said what was going on?
I tried to break it up I said, stop it, leave her
She said, ";If I can't have you (she can't either";)
She grabbed me closely by my socks
So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox
But uh, she gave chase, she caught up quick
She put a finger in the face of MC Rick, and said
So we can go cruising in my OJ, and what?
I'll give you all my love today.
What? Ricky Ricky Ricky what?
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
And I just love your jazzy ways
Yo MC Rick my love is here to stay";
And on and on and on she kept on
The bitch been around before my mother's born
I said, ";Cheer up!"; I gave her a kiss
I said, ";You can't have me I'm too young for you miss";
She said, ";No you're not,"; then she starts crying
I says, ";I'm thirty-four";, she says, (";Stop lying!";)
I said, ";I am -- go ask my mother
And with your wrinkled pussy, I can't be your lover!";
To the tick tock and you don't stopf
To the tick tick ya don't... hit it!
Doug E. Fresh y'all, give him a round of applause y'all,
Doug E. Fresh!
Yea, what up?

Kit, where you goin'?
Sorry, Michael, it's Rick the Ruler, I have to go
Lights, camera, action, you're on,
Get old Ricky D, what's wrong?
The crowd's gone,
So help me out Kit cause this thief has to be caught,
Radio the chief of police, get a report,
Chief of police said ";Well, I'm sorry Ricky D cause I really can't
help,";
Ahh drats I think I'll take a long walk,
Kit put your scan on all these rappers in New York,
";But Michael's callin' me Rick, I got to go,
If I get a word you'll definetly be the first to know,";
Well on that night I felt really up tight,
Hello?, ";Rick, it's Vance Wright,
Throw on your clothes, I found 'em, they're down town,";
Word?, ";Someone's havin' a concert and they're using your crown,";
What?, you sure its mine?
";Yo Rick, I know the shape of it,";
You know your scratchers?, ";Yeah, plus I got tape of it,";
Get over my house quick, ride your motorcycle,
Kit, Ricky Rick, pick up, forget old Michael,
Well here came the DJ, trick to say the least,
";Yo let me hear the tape,"; it's a complete masterpiece,
Y'all figure this kinda is, but this I bound to overtake,
I heard a (honk honk), that's Kit, so lets pray,
Here go my rap Kit,
Analyze a hit, so Kit what's the scoop?
";Slick Rick, this one is it";
Well my tummy was growlin while I'se chillin in my seat,
We stopped by McDonald's so I could somethin' to eat,
Skipped the line, the crowd started to break,
Hey yo, let me get a Big Mac and a strawberry shake,
Someone snatched me by my neck I thought I must be dead,
Injected me with somethin', threw a bag over my head,
I felt real weak, word, I couldn't even stand,
I fell, next thing I'se being thrust inside a van,
Unconscious, who could be this shady?,
When I awoke I was in a room with this lady,
";So your the boss, Rick Rick with all the clout?";,
Uh-huh know why'm I tied up and what's this all about?,
And this she left the room this was my one chance for hope,
I used my watch lighter to burn away the rope,
Then I's free, I's free, an alarm was alerted,
I made a flying leap through the window and it hurted,
Someone threw a knife, who could be this trife,
Then I ran and I ran cause I's petro (petrified) for my life,
Stranded and raw I saw a phone not far,
I radioed in to my supadelic car,
Yo, what's with the concert, am I still in it to win it?,
";Yes I'm in Manhattan and I'll be there in a minute,
And oh, by the way, I re-listened to your hit, hey Rick,";
What's the scoop?,
";Oh man, this one is it!";
Tight tight security, man, there was a (?),
Came in with some candles and bum rushed the office,
Grabbed up the one who liked to front and pretend,
No, I don't know who it is, some brother lookin' like a hen,
";Let me go, let me go, please,"; you must be dusted,
Hand cuffed this brother cause the thief could not be trusted,
Grabbed up my money and my crown that's how I dissed 'em,
I went on the mike, and DJ, man, I'm on the system,
I warmed up the techniques to show he ain't soft,
The crowd was up and this is how it started off,
(Who, who, who is the top choice of them all?)
Yo Vance, cut, thanks a lot, who wanna die?,
We up top, somewhat, forget me not,
Class that I have won't last,
Soon as I blast, from out the past, dash fast, and hear a last,
Vance Wright, no man can bring you this,
And Ricky Rick, clean shot, cause I'm the king of this

Check, check, check, check, check, check
Yeah, they say that Rick, Rick is
You're all garbage that type talk, I'm on
Dumb one becomin' glad, the great one walks among
Whisperin', couple, I scuffle eye
You little feedback, niggaz, don't want any trouble
Rick'll own clout, sewn 'bout
Lick a throw now, how 'til death I kick a bone out
Why pursue for folk object?
My record will be barkin' all through your broke project
Yes, my dog art, best to park her, kark her
You don't want death to walk her
Not sayin' that, ain't nuttin' could do me
But in the rap game, all secondary to me
Whoa, whatever I settle
If a nigga wanna eat, he better never cry, battle
Hell, yeah, ram the one, sell fare, elsewhere
Put you and your family on welfare
Ricky D, rip it up, your watery blood
Ain't thick enough, yo, wack, niggaz, ain't slick enough
Ready and willin' to face you, death awaits you
The king piece in the chess game, to checkmate you
Ooh, twist shot, bitch, voter ignores
Watch toys duck, consider rap's ultimate voicebox
Devour and addressin' dem coward
How can one man possess so much power?
Rhyme tearin' through, bash all trifle
The eyes and spare a few assholes lives
This object, brothers are glued to knob, lick
'Scuse me, if I'm bein' overly rude to public
The favorite, make you fall in love, make whoever with
Clever kid, make you do the best steps, you ever did
The trick is, managin' to kick it
It's no such thing as challenging the Slickest
It's double or sure shot, crumble before spot
I know, must be humble before God
Ringing, cat must fear kinging
Party over here, type atmosphere spinning
Ricky D, rip it up, your watery blood
Ain't thick enough, yo, wack, niggaz, ain't slick enough
Ready and willin' to face you, death awaits you
The king piece in the chess game, to checkmate you
Oh, I toy your cheddar top netter
You find me a human being, boy or girl better
It's short son, nurse and them sound kick bark on
Stop talk, stop worshipin' the ground, Rick walk on
Bitch, play number one, bougie
Wish they could give motherfucker some pussy
Seen the face of supreme in tasteness
Never see another human being this greatness
Successful and the hype is effectful and
Sorry, God if bein' any type disrespectful and
Hip hop, assume pop's acquitted
Now with tick tock, you don't stop, hit it
Command Rick, shower the firmament
Earnin' it, tremendous power is permanent
Unless frame interest dame
Let's name who the king piece in the chess game
Ricky D, rip it up, your watery blood
Ain't thick enough, yo, wack, niggaz, ain't slick enough
Ready and willin' to face you, death awaits you
The king piece in the chess game, to checkmate you
Rip it up, your watery blood
Ain't thick enough, yo, wack, niggaz, ain't slick enough
Ready and willin' to face you, death awaits you
The king piece in the chess game, to checkmate you
Rip it up, your watery blood
Ain't thick enough, yo, wack, niggaz, ain't slick enough
Ready and willin' to face you, death awaits you
The king piece in the chess game, to checkmate you
Rip it up, your watery blood
Ain't thick enough, yo, wack, niggaz, ain't slick enough
Ready and willin' to face you, death awaits you
The king piece in the chess game, to checkmate you
Yo, we can battle in front of the castle, I'll disgrace you
I roast you, I burn you, I bake you
I cremate you, I motherfuckin' hate you

Yeah, check, check, I can't, I can't manage I, I can't
(But you must Rick) I can't, I can't manage
(But you must Rick) Ah, shit
Hoes ass kiss cause I'm like Jason, vision
Releasin' me a basket case from prison - Pissed
Blood feenin', the villain like 'Wassup ya'll'
Deep down schemin' how to kill 'em
Misleadin' a bit, although proceedin' a hit
I made 'em feel I'd never jeopardise my freedom for shit
Played the empty headed part
Though the moment they dreaded start, neat
Back of the head and took the credit card
Seen properly decease
Made it look like an everyday robbery to police
And I's out
Police believed a thief pop for sureity, a jerky
Alert the rest to beef up security
And not to get flashy, although another blast occurred
Another brother deservin' to get massacred
Pleasure in poppin' that flea
Should a heard mister tough guy coppin' mad pleas
Not insane, nor am I biased
Though feels good to watch a motherfucker die before
My fly ass
Ain't nuttin' to blast, fuck it
Then I put some crack vials in the ass pocket and was off
Police said a thug awaited, since I didn't leave no evidence
A drug related incident
I still clock the mil' figures, cock back triggers
Reason why your girlfriends dig us - cause I kill niggaz
You are my shining star, my guiding light, my thug fantasy
You are my shining star, my guiding light, my thug fantasy
Well I had it up to here, that's why a brother buckin' trife
And gettin' way with murder, this the motherfucking life
At a jam, nine figure on shelf
While your army a nigger snickering among self - thiefs
Who wanna clock the bread off the next
That's why Im gonna blow their fucking head off
Maybe the victor get stuck up
Giving these clowns opportunity to fuck up
They knowin' that the kid crew showers, eye cowers
And leaves for 'bout a good two hours
While they're like 'we coulda caught Rick what, for allsort'
That's what the assholes thought
Tough guy mumblin', I thunderin'
Why I had a motherfucking A-K ya wondering
And raise it higher, start giving them the fire
As they scream like high pitch women like Mariah
Blood on the wall like, other brothers ball like they hit
Seein' shots split a motherfuckers head like lettuce
Run a nigger best bet is for another duck in gage
I'm in a motherfucking rage
Mask 'bout face, Now figure dash
Smash 'bout 10 ta 15 nigger ass out
More enemy dug, deceased, caught
Had not, gave one fuck what police thought (what?)
But first I best provide all brainiacs
With evidence of a suicidal maniac
While I clock the mil' figures, cock back triggers

Dum da da dum duh, Dum da da dum duh.
Excuse me, I'm trying to earn a mere buck or two
A solemn rapper come in, and who the fuck are you?
Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in fur
"I'm trying to enter in this rap contest you're havin sir"
You're kinda late "Flat tire" Well that'd do it cuz
Well alright pay me now and you'll be at the hub
Excuse me dear, my gosh, you look nice!
Put away your money "I'll buy that slice!"
She said, "Thanks - I'd rather a slice of you
I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you"
The compliment showed she had a mind in her
It's DJ Run and I'm almost blinded her
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
Redman the dope fiend puffin smoke,
who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,
He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!"

It's me at last, the Rickster, Def Jam's where I be
Most agree it's kinda amazin folks are born from where we pee at
Though I definetly fiend it, baby no way, chill, clever mean it
Gotta be careful, be told, commercial ever seen it
Want a few, I wrote, some ask my cheatin do I know
Not a dope, love the mother, or she loves to a ho
So I dig her a lot, and although shorty honey break nigga
How you figure, he a big rat money makin nigga
Cute as a bunny, he tell bout the time he pickin cotton
So it ain't forgottin, hope I don't spoil a nigga rotten
Also, don't discriminate white, he be quite bright, taught he might
If notty like and seventy fiver, help me raise my shorty right
So when I come home wit the quarter, I say, yo shorty run to royal
Seen as a mother livin on soil, it's best to have someone to spoil
So any toy, he wants he get, yo kids it worth it, Mr. A'Doy
Said he destroy, annoy, don't meen a moms in middle of fifth and joy
And it's a boy
Crying
Picture friends, milk and cookies, when you done wit the boys game
Toy playin, Ricky Jr. being one of the joys name
And further taught him birds and bees
So on the nerdin birds, heard the second to third
And 'dada' better be the first words too
Just kiddin, gonna be a one man girl, spend a lotta me wearin
Best to care, best about what money can buy, is what I be wearin
Rip these ribbons around, protectin, this ain't a kid I've kept in
Don't raise ya kindergarten probably be another major step in
Long as holdin star, holdin, 'cause yo be loadin trips and sowin
Ya knowin, throw a fancy hover in the drowin
It's kinda pleasin a ray, so baby sit, no thank you heasin
Sneazin, now what do I do when he cry for no reason
So any toy, he wants he get, yo kids it worth it, Mr. A'Doy
Said he destroy, annoy, don't meen a moms in middle of fifth and joy
And it's a boy
Crying
Baby mom, under wing, though if dressed, I could string
Line of cuties, though cling, don't wanna mess up a good thing
You know how it is, when guys are big, girls seem to hog
And scream a dog or scheme for more drugs
Goin into labor date, 18 of August
It's that time tellin friends, congratulate's yellin
Gotta be six or premature, but thanks to God, he's doin well
And givin credit where it's due, while rap achievin let it
As for bills forget it, 'cause the way I rap, don't even sweat it
Why though when me and my husband, don't fuss, agree
Though son, I still kinda wish I could of been there when he was born
At 3 01, by gone be gone, there's nowhere wrong and all
Yours sons about, and since I didn't, this being the first
You know I had to write a rap about the incident
And the rose is for the squeeze, I would of sent it for no women
Wit the kin in it, we should thank Lord as we enter a new beginning
And like I said, any toy, I'm tryin ya that, Ms. A'Doy
That they destroy, annoy, don't mean a moms in middle of fifth and joy

Uhh check it out S and S
With the ruler '98Def Jam
And here we are, in the phase again
That ol' funeral music, is he goin' to heaven or is he goin' to hell?
I don't know, he's right in the center, y'know what I mean?
(C'mon '98 c'mon)
Nigga no way rap better than, act better
That veteran of rap [unverified]
Brung on, motherfucker sung on, run on
Come on, go and have fun on, run on
Immediate considered, no he really ain't
The main ingredient, comedian, must be obedient
Reason why the player who away a few, say that too
'Cos no one else can talk shit way I do
School kid, the cool slid
And I rule wid, still shoot wid my two, kid
Ain't no way on Earth to faze Rick, the man plays with wit
Eras-ed the man amazin' the bassin'
Border him, all on ya albums slaughterin'
Better spin like slavery when I order him
Rejects creep yet keep step
Every borough, every state
Every country in deep check
Mack all of it, controller shit, catch hold of it
How you gonna move Slick when cats like solo Rick?
Accept, yet no chances that they make plans
To wreck and make a nigga, break-dance the record
I turned and learned this sequel I burned went
Urgent, mad white people like servin'
Interested with, gets congested with
Clowns, haven't made a record, impress the kid
No entry, let's keep a hood rhymin' shit
(A-party people)
Are you tryin' to have yourself a good time or what?
No stressin' you, type of beat bring out the best in you
Allegeble, ruler came to add a touch of bless onto
Niggas think they bashin' me, his majesty
Of garbage and never were no match for me and actually
Many a girl catch the fever
And I don't need anyone else rap with either
If this is based on skill, kill anybody will
Affiliate Rick real to Hicks Ville
Same ruler movin' cowardness out of this
Never out powerless, devour this and now it is
Time for one to leave upon impeach
Help teach all men how to live amongst each
(Know I'm sayin'?)
Although a lotta creep yet keeps
Every borough, every state, every country in deep check
Mack all of it, controller shit, catch hold of it
How you gonna move Slick when cats like solo Rick?
Accept, yet no chances that they make plans
To wreck and make a nigga, break-dance the record
I turned and learned this sequel I burned went
Urgent, mad white people like servin'
Interested with, gets congested with
Clowns, haven't made a record, impress the kid
The bounce men, S and S sound bend
Listen up kid, an important announcement
There's a rapper I know many interested in
Named Rick, no rapper alive could mess with him
Lace records all audience roar to
Grand of a show, skill on the dance floor too
Freakin' awesome, of course I'm married
High school broads keep your drawers on
'Cos this one in perf' case
Guaranteed to make you break fool at the work place
Diligent, shout as Mr Militant
Allow me to do my thing, it's all brilliant
Although sometime the reign may slip
Can't skip my part on the human tip
Ain't shit, you rejects creep yet keep step
Every borough, every state, every country in deep check
Mack all of it, controller shit, catch hold of it
How you gonna move Slick when cats like solo Rick?
Accept, yet no chances that they make plans
To wreck and make a nigga, break-dance the record
I turned and learned this sequel I burned went
Urgent, mad white people like servin'
Interested with, gets congested with
Clowns, haven't made a record, impress the kid
Slick Rick and S and S now, c'mon
Slick Rick and S and S now, c'mon
Slick Rick'll make ya move your butt, c'mon
Sand S'll make ya move your butt
Throw your hands up, throw your hands up
Throw your hands up, throw your hands up
S and S and Slick Rick'll make ya move your butt
Slick Rick and Sand S'll make ya throw your hands up
S and S and Slick Rick make ya move your butt
S and S'll make ya throw your hands up, c'mon
Slick Rick'll make ya throw your hands up, c'mon
S and S'll make ya move your butt now c'mon

Well I'ma tell you a story and I come out bluntly
Want a ugly child, hey nobody would want me
I used to walk around and get upset and upsetter
'Til I figured out ways to make myself look better
As I got older, my awareness expanded
I met this beautiful girl and my wish was commanded
Didn't hang with fellas, 'cause they started gettin' shady
I'd always be wit my girl and ya'll could call her my lady
I loved her a lot, word up, not going to front see
The problem did arise is why on earth did she want me?
Couldn't figure it out and to make things worst
I was cursed, with the torment of not being the first
And the first was this fly guy, made me very jealous
Always think she'd cheat on me and talk to other fellas
Two wrongs don't make a right, but any we would fight
I would kindly pick up the phone and call a girl out of spite
I shouldn't have done it, man
[Chorus 2X]
I'm feelin sad and blue
I wanted to make this right, so direct I was admirin'
I tried to stop my love, but no love was not retirin'
To catch her in a lie was near impossible and tricky
Didn't want her in certain clothes, gettin' really picky
We got into it again, this time she got too bright
So me preventin' a fight, I just stayed out for the night
I had to ease up off the pressure, all this heartache pain so
I went up to the Parrot, with Omega, Vance, and Dane
This girl came over, she was trucked down excessive
Started talkin' to me (hi), and she was poppin' quite aggressive
A pretty young thing, she didn't strike me as no ho
So weak minded Rick the Ruler went on with the flow
My joint was gettin' hard, word, without me even knowin'
We stepped back to my van and I could feel it's for her growin'
The girl took off her coat her body was no joke
Well, a rub or two, unzip it, and I went for broke
I shouldn't have done it
[Chorus 4X]
Now I've sinned and there's no one to blame
That night when I went home, I felt real guilty and ashamed
Snuck right into bed, I felt just like a shady fella
What made me so self-centered, how am I ever gonna tell her?
I shouldn't have cheated, just because we'd always doubt
Endurance, be a man, that's what I had to learn about
Now me, I guess I'm like there's one [or] two secrets that I hid
I figure, I'd patch things up and then I'll tell her what I did
Then after that, she started actin' heaven sent
I found the house spotless and said she help out with the rent
So, I bought the ring, it was a good 20 Karat
Then word got back about me chillin' at the Parrot
So when I got home, I thought she'd just be out to roast
Instead I found this letter, and I found her overdosed
It said "I do for you but I guess you didn't care"
All this went and happened 'cause of me and my affair
I shouldn't have done it man

Mc Ricky D
Okay party people in the house
This is the original grand wizard
Of Slick Rick
Somethin' funky push that in 'em Ricky D
Is it a custom, to what? to provoke out a hostile apostle
And make him smack the coke out your nostril
Bap, the butter cat at gutter rappin' and I?m all man
Whatever gotta happen gotta happen
Boy don?t make me put my grown man shoe in you
And I?m sorry father, for any wrongdoin' doin' you
'Cause dogs barkin' and the girl sigh
Here to present myself as the sparkle of the world?s eye
Picture I, where Spice Girls chick arrived
England, January 14th, six-five
While you scream out brannyville
You old ass rapper! you got it, but can he still
Sever, in other words, rap more clever
Like no other younger rapper walkin' could ever?
Apparently I done this, on this
Stunned his behind, out the way of who reign, I run this
Hurry up, run
Run, run, run, r-r-run
Hurry up, run
(Out the way of who reign, I run this)
Run, run, r-r-run
(Stop the world kid, brin' it home slick)
Run, r-r-run run, r-r-run
Are, you, ready? Run
The fact is, mack caught cable in an actress
And really is the black clark gable of the rap biz
Racists reactin', hastin' for action
The motherfucker got exquisite taste for a black man
What you never know? all clothes come off a hoe
Ever see me with my jewels and toast from off of mo??
Past where handsome measures
Like the whole entire rat pack, and some precious
And chartable, such a big spark I pull
Nuns even say, that motherfucker?s remarkable
And aliens who came to earth gatherin'
Great gosh the man has soul, we must have him
Like a catastrophe, there isn?t none after me
Liz will throw away her walker and run after me
Snatch crowns, done this, on this
Stunned his behind, out the way of who reign, I run this
Hurry up, run
Run, run, run, r-r-run
Hurry up, run
(Out the way of who reign, I run this)
Run, r-r-run as we go run, r-r-run
Run, r-r-run as we go run, r-r-run
Run, r-r-run as we go run, r-r-run
(As we go a little somethin' like this, hit it)
Up hastings, crew downfaced and lose
Either one way or the other, foundation choose
Although the prune I kick, I didn?t come to wound a sick child
Hit a lost world, actin' like a lunatic
Who provoke 'til a heard of smoke
Forced good men to pull out and start to murder folk
Tired of the basement placed in
Take responsibility for your action as a race then
Instead of put cheer in our bone, paperhood promote
Negativity, and fear in our own neighborhood
Since royalty breed to be
And I puts small seed where small seed need to be
Like an angel tend to fly as, mention I as
I didn?t make the laws, but they make sense to my ass
While waitin' for the world end, won this
Stunned his behind, out the way of who reign, I run this
Hurry up, run
(See what I mean kid?)
(That patch-eyed motherfucker run this)
Run, run, run, r-r-run
Hurry up, run
(I run this)
Run, r-r-run, run, r-r-run
Run, r-r-run, run, r-r-run
Run, r-r-run, run, r-r-run
(Are, you, ready? Run)
Run thisss
Hurry up, run
Run, run, run, r-r-run
Hurry up, run
(Yeah, baby, slick rick)
(1999, 2000, the whole damn thin' kid it?s all mine)
(Go away)

[Slick Rick]
All of you cock-pullers are frontin
Wave your arms around like your some octopus or somethin
To better ya
For any chick you want, I'm gettin her
Rob people, mad ignorant, et cetera
Who the one to entertain and fume with?
Who you know breed humans can't be in the same room with?
Reefer sweet, wrap it up, free fix greet
Every rapper rap maggot underneath Rick's feet
Evicted -- why you tryin to find shit to lick with?
Even your kids tell you that you ain't shit to Slick Rick
Though you pretend to be glory
I'm number one, that's the end of the story
The black Clark Gable leave you numb
Every single one, frontin on your label is a bum
Let me slow it down, that's enough of that
This I have to say, to you nothing other rapper cats
Chorus: repeat 2X
From New York to Cali none'll fuck with
the awkward, you think Muhammad Ali used to talk shit?
Bing! This sure hit alone'll bury ya
And even I got de-ported, I Own America
[Slick Rick]
He's so crazy -- I smash rippin up the place
Give the mack a taste -- I wipe my ass with a rapper face
Cars come to a dead stop
Rain find ways not to drop on my headtop
Tycoon rush at the richest
Even my complexion is a must-have to bitches
Even without, car money to budget
I would have the most elegant apartment in the projects
Knahmean? Bitches are in awe * at the lingo * (pronounced OAR)
Know that Rick'll put an end to all rapper income
An old-timer, lock up all vagina fields
France nor Italy can fuck with my designer skills
Saltin inferior, faultin to where we are
Tryin to find fault in superior
Let me slow it down, that's enough of that
This I have to say, to you nothing other rapper cats
Chorus
[Slick Rick]
You lack the taste hook I'm stickin em with
While degenrate like yourself make our race look ignorant (mm)
And your girlfriend wanna kiss and deploy
Bout in the groin gets none of this tenderloin
Feet planted on deep black firmament
Bow -- in the presence of who lead rap permanent
Like a lion rap rips a chunk of kids
You stunk, cause mortals ain't shit to conquer
Somebody said new pharoahes have appeared
How when everything I wore ten years ago you wear now?
I coulda murder heard a word out quick Rick stomp it kid
Hung to it, you complete bum to Rick
Source Awards, yeah Rick every seminar
Even make Sadaam Hussein tell me where the weapon are (mm-hmm)
Let me slow it down, that's enough of that
This I have to say, to you nothing other rapper cats
Chorus

[Slick Rick]
All of you cock-pullers are frontin
Wave your arms around like your some octopus or somethin
To better ya
For any chick you want, I'm gettin her
Rob people, mad ignorant, et cetera
Who the one to entertain and fume with?
Who you know breed humans can't be in the same room with?
Reefer sweet, wrap it up, free fix greet
Every rapper rap maggot underneath Rick's feet
Evicted -- why you tryin to find shit to lick with?
Even your kids tell you that you ain't shit to Slick Rick
Though you pretend to be glory
I'm number one, that's the end of the story
The black Clark Gable leave you numb
Every single one, frontin on your label is a bum
Let me slow it down, that's enough of that
This I have to say, to you nothing other rapper cats
Chorus: repeat 2X
From New York to Cali none'll fuck with
the awkward, you think Muhammad Ali used to talk shit?
Bing! This sure hit alone'll bury ya
And even I got de-ported, I Own America
[Slick Rick]
He's so crazy -- I smash rippin up the place
Give the mack a taste -- I wipe my ass with a rapper face
Cars come to a dead stop
Rain find ways not to drop on my headtop
Tycoon rush at the richest
Even my complexion is a must-have to bitches
Even without, car money to budget
I would have the most elegant apartment in the projects
Knahmean? Bitches are in awe * at the lingo * (pronounced OAR)
Know that Rick'll put an end to all rapper income
An old-timer, lock up all vagina fields
France nor Italy can fuck with my designer skills
Saltin inferior, faultin to where we are
Tryin to find fault in superior
Let me slow it down, that's enough of that
This I have to say, to you nothing other rapper cats
Chorus
[Slick Rick]
You lack the taste hook I'm stickin em with
While degenrate like yourself make our race look ignorant (mm)
And your girlfriend wanna kiss and deploy
Bout in the groin gets none of this tenderloin
Feet planted on deep black firmament
Bow -- in the presence of who lead rap permanent
Like a lion rap rips a chunk of kids
You stunk, cause mortals ain't shit to conquer
Somebody said new pharoahes have appeared
How when everything I wore ten years ago you wear now?
I coulda murder heard a word out quick Rick stomp it kid
Hung to it, you complete bum to Rick
Source Awards, yeah Rick every seminar
Even make Sadaam Hussein tell me where the weapon are (mm-hmm)
Let me slow it down, that's enough of that
This I have to say, to you nothing other rapper cats
Chorus

How can I forget you?
How can I forget you?
How can I forget you?
How can I forget you?
Rick the ruler, Raekwon, hehe
The chef, check one two
Touch more, taste a glass of oil, flash yours Rae
Money we saw, left 'em dead on the door, dick
Rots look chunky on the index
Straight up, Lee vets and like old Adidas sweats
We the the illest vets
Apologies, even a non-dog holler he's honor
Please, appreciate shit I clog Wallabee's
Brothas wit they fists like oaks wood
Provokes doom and you're also about to go broke soon
Mad current merchants, we nursed it
Bad guerillas, feed us like guaranteed they gon' kill us
Fleeing, ninety in a night suit, G-ing white dudes
Hit the locks first, we made a right troop
I'm lushin' Russian women, via satelite I'm watchin'
I dare a nigga say he wanna battle me, I'll crush ya
Even blind girls rush next to Hammera and scream out
"Oh my gosh, get the camera"
Yo, we frozen, lay on the bount now, we a day on
Ill niggas yellin', "Throw Rick and Rae on"
Hydro, how did I blow? How did I flow?
Did I glow? Let them niggas know
(Yo)
Rap wars commence and they kids cause offense
I don't have to say a word and your bitch-drawers are drenched
Didn't say I was gonna murder the fella
But the ruler got some shit the could stop a herd of gorillas
Stressed wit Hollywood hoes, actin' up
Backin' up, what? This yours, what?
Crawlin' in the cut, we lee major
Gems on wit Timbs, brims on drawn to lay you up
Layin' in the day wit what?
Next pull up CEO wit bank books full up
Even though he's overwhelmed, this nigga Rolls Royce pull up
One of the baddest come, noddin' to a Spanish song
Slung, orange woolridge park and a Savannah pump
Severe teaspoons, scary money on the moon
Lampin' wit a big goon, keep shit tight like a kid's room
Big Bird in the driveway, bullet out Friday
I'm liver that way, I ride only the fly way
Olive-green thinkin', ship sinkin'
Deep-dish thinkin', big fish tank, wrist full of Franklins
This mock-neck, shark-skin money
Eighty-eight, summer reader dun dummeries
Rock dungarees
Punctures his lung, son says, "I don't want this"
Even this so-so beat I make monstrous
Lady cops stake to watch pair hoods
"Freeze, you're under arrest, you look mad good"
Hot and don't fret retard who won't let the new sherifs in town
What part you don't get?
Rick and Rae and now we storin' the passion
The fashion, the dress, I went to work on your ass
Yo, we frozen, lay on the bount now, we a day on
Ill niggas yellin', "Throw Rick and Rae on"
Hydro, how did I blow? How did I flow?
Did I glow? Let them niggas know
Yo, we frozen, lay on the bount now, we a day on
Ill niggas yellin', "Throw Rick and Rae on"
Hydro, how did I blow? How did I flow?

'Cuz it's wrong
'Cuz it's wrong
Sang my song, stuck out my tongue, girl's strung
Sweatin' among 'em was a hon', "Got a man but we're not gettin' along"
Lick the balls, I know some girls'll lick it, not a rhyme, kick it
"Rick, it's amazin', how you rap word up, you sound wicked"
"Do I dig her?", silly question picture a jerk and do I trick her
"If you only know how good you be lookin' to a nigga"
Butt perfect, to her car say would I walk her, not ever
Tell her, "Call me later on just to talk or whatever"
Stirrin' it up, learn the digits, to be safe burn it up
"And here's another Slick Rick one" and the man turn it up
Now on my strap and very soon she be all hot and wanna rap
'Sup cap'n over there but Rick ain't nothin' gonna happen
Comes over stuck my toungue in her mouth
She gave me a hickey, shocked me
The way she jocked truck me, "knock me ricky, knock me"
Don't affect you none you popped your kid and rocked your son
Though you ho's strung now didn't knock or tongue
'Cuz it's wrong
'Cuz it's wrong
Another honey real sneaky lines thrown on the freak
Says, "Money works away but he be home on the weekends"
"Wanted to say you're best, out-chargin' the rest though"
Says the guest though now massagin' the breast though
While I'm gettin' info out of her, girlfriend's side of her
Doin' this already, I'll be in that and out of her
Ask her friend, "What poet best?", rather not flow
Though know, girlfriend actin' like down to cut throat
You seem too hard for the rest of them, met all, been too
Hint to her friend, time to leave so we can get all into
So then friend says, "Don't take all day whore I mean"
Drops number on the floor makes sure the dog seen it
Alone asks, "Can you help me rap?", "Maybe", winking
"Think me, you'll go far", "Oh yeah, that's it baby drink me"
Don't affect you none you popped kid and rocked your son
Though you ho's strung now didn't knock or tongue
'Cuz it's wrong
'Cuz it's wrong
'Cuz it's wrong
'Cuz it's wrong
A good look strike ya ho, you attack mic as though
I wanted to ask you is that really real? Witch, act like you know
Give me a line for your joint, been to every store to find you
Gettin' noisy everyone leave but you close the door behind you
Left your man dressin' room he tried to dis me 'cause you rule in school
I said, "Word, so won't you kiss me you fool"
Shoulder shrug she pop, "Why not?", another fan above, on the luck
Well, anyway like a autograph and a hug
Made my move to triple excitement, "Stop rick you'll flip it"
As I grind against her pussy and I didn't lick her nipple
Less than a minute more progression look at her hide in her dress
And lights off pull panties to the side and caressin'
Mass roll up playin' her life, want to keep her in past goal
Bolder now she's sayin', "More deeper in my asshole"
Don't affect you none you popped kid done rocked your son
Though strung, no I didn't knock or tongue
'Cuz it's wrong
'Cuz it's wrong
'Cuz it's wrong

Uncle Ricky, could you read us a bedtime story?
Please, huh, please?
Alright, you kids get to bed, I'll get the storybook
Y'all tucked in? Yeah, here we go
Once upon a time, not long ago
Where people wore pajamas and lived life slow
Where laws were stern and justice stood
And people were behavin' like they ought to good
There lived a little boy who was misled
By another little boy and this is what he said
Me and you Tike, we're gonna make some cash
Robbin' old folks and makin' the dash
They did the job, money came with ease
But one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease
He robbed another and another and a sister and a brother
Tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover
The cop grabbed his arm, he started actin' erratic
He said, "Keep still boy, no need for static"
Punched him in his belly and gave him a slap
But little did he know, the little boy was strapped
The kid pulled outta gun, he said, "Why'd you hit me?"
The barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney
The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure
I'll do years if I pull this trigger
So he cold dashed and ran around the block
Cop radios in to another lady cop
He ran by a tree, there he saw the sister
Shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her
Looked 'round good and from expectations
He decided he'd head for the subway stations
But she was coming and he made a left
He was running top speed till he was out of breath
Knocked and old man down and swore he killed him
Then he made his move to an abandoned building
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor
Opened up a door, there guess who he saw
Dave, the dope fiend shootin' dope
Who don't know the meaning of water nor soap?
He said, "I need bullets, hurry up, run"
The dope fiend rolled back a spankin' shot gun
He went outside but there were cops all over
Then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova
Raced up the block doin' 83
Crashed into a tree, near university
Escaped alive, though the car was battered
Rat-a-tat-tatered and all the cops scattered
Ran out of bullets and he still had static
Grabbed the pregnant lady and pulled out the automatic
Point it at her head, he said the gun was full of lead
He told the cops, "Back off or honey here's dead"
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong
So he let the lady go and he starts to run on
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded
And before long the boy got surrounded
He dropped his gun so went the glory
And this is the way I have to end this story
He was only one teen in a madman's dream
The cops shot the kid, I still here him scream
This ain't funny, so don't ya dare laugh
Just another case about the wrong path
Straight and narrow or your soul gets cast
Goodnight
[Incomprehensible]
I know this story is really weird
[Incomprehensible]

Thanks for comin' out. God Bless you, goodnight.

Check this out, this Warren G, y'know what I'm saying
Chilling wit my man Slick Rick, you know
And we gonna give you all a little tale about this jail stuff
You know, so Rick, why don't you run it homie, yea
(Slick Rick)
In the slammer kid but I'm innocent
Lord played witty wasn't having any pity
Now wit razor blades, did he
Cry suppose the situation seen mad eyes of foes
Drives a Rolls, hey, yo, money, what size are those
Need to phone me toanothe sprang up,hm, to gang up
On the skid, housing the phone like he didn't know how to hang up
Would be hard though ought a minute or so and then yells time on a
And when you get your commisary, buy this and that or else I'm gonna
Be on that ass and won't stay off, extort, fig I say, way off
Beaten death, you ain't protecting me, forgot today's my day off
Hold my head and drift the ?Sumo weighing nuts and cars?
Instead of sitting here accumulating cuts and scars, behind bars
Chorus:
Dum ditty dum ditty ditty datty day
This type of shit happens every day
Take some punk locked up to get beat down, ripped down to his boots is broke
down
Dum ditty dum ditty ditty datty day
This type of shit happens every day
Riots, malay and disturbances of the peace
(Warren G)
Mister Slick Rick let me take it for a second
And tell a short tale about the LA county jail
9500 that was the lock up
When the lights got dim, it was time for the soccer
Jacking for the money, backstab was my mission
If a riot jumped out, it's time for incision
Sticking niggas here and sticking niggas there
I turn around and look and seen cops everywhere
Jacking brothers up, slapping brothers up
If you got blood on your clothes, lock up
High powered was the level, level fo'
Niggas sentenced to life and you can't be no ho (bitch)
Or you can't tooken wit homies overlooken
As safe next door wit the Puma straight cooking
Lighten up the whole module, hm
Godamn, yea, anothe squabble
chorus
(Slick Rick)
Showing off cuz on the phone, click, losing all the hoes off
Nigga housed the watch and ?donna? took all of the clothes off
Nigga hell with the was for my clothes figured telling
Every night it seem like mice be in and out a nigga cell and
Still ain't home, like on the hook, seen a bunch of kids look
Miss outdoors, never know what you have until it's tooken
And in fact, the moment you fear, all of that, you quote snaps
Well in a cell, did the exercises and wrote raps
I be a bigger star than you, no never heard of the nigga
Takes my raps and read aloud, I want to murder the migga
Just kidding, no offend to it, finally he ended it
Case dismissed, but your honor, DA kindly prevented it
He told to the judge, don't free him, this brother trigger wars
And not just that because I refuse to wash some jive nigga doors
So hold the head, drift the ?sunot weight and nuts and cars?
Instead of sitting here accumulating cuts and scars
Behind bars
chorus
One fight, the nigga trip, seal the rest he might scared
By couldn't squeal, I's like officer that nigga right there
Now if he ain't get me his friends will, needed a utensil
It turn out, I had to stab him in the eye wit a pencil
State of shock, he made a yell, I said, now what you want traitor
CO puts me in the bin, I see ya about a month later
Back in population, didn't matter that his friends tensed
The phone prints, the years added to the sentence
Still chilling and all of that and I escaped
When the damn thing sold, don't hit the sto' cause they made a rape attempt
Thank goodness, failed, call out next, he wail out
Here go the CO, Ricky Walters, back up, bailed out
The Co couldn't see the rape, the kid'll snithc mass figure
Fast trigger, you'll be back, you little bitch ass nigga
Au vare, back to dating sluts and stars
At least for now, no more accumulating cuts and scars
Behind bars

Check, check, check, check, check
Well, let us skip the boring foreplay, I'm slidin' right in
This girl over my house
Who had to be about 19 ass hoes in my poster
She's sweatin' although she tried to hold her composure
I hoped she'd take it in the ass and suck dick
(Girl)
My my what a nice apartment you got Rick
On her knees about to make her fall
(Girl)
"All platinum and gold, jammies hangin' on the wall too
You got it goin' on"
Now my mouth start foamin'
The lights dim we're kissin'
And my hands start roamin' in her drawers
(Girl)
Stop, knew she was joking
'Cause I ain't even fuck her and her pussy was soaking wet
Already had her tit out
If I play my cards right, fuck her dig in the hole she shit out
(Girl)
Rick, I gotta go my girls waitin'
She recaps finally when honey drawers down to her kneecaps
Breathed heavy all mushy, bitch
Swore up and down I was gonna fuck her in the pussy
Since friends waitin' on subtle
'Bout time to make a move upon the hungry little butthole
Meanwhile she acted quite passive
Lickin' the hun neck while she lotionin' that ass with jelly
Tit hung out the frame nigga loco
Surprised honey, didn't put up too much of a struggle, at first
Sinkin' in she ain't know how to be, the bitch went
(Girl)
Ahh, Rick it hurts, take it out of me
Knocked my magazine down, bitch threw my papers
You wanna keep it down I mean, I do have neighbors
Squirmin' away although the table was barrin' her
Felt real good my dick was sunk so far in her
She said, it felt like a bull dowser barrin' her
Sqealin' about she couldn't take it anymore in her
My cummed on her straight in the perm in her
(Here)
As I drained every last drop of sperm in her
(Where)
So girls when we kiss and we cuddle
Ain't no way to put it subtle
When I want the butt hole
Another girl I met, her experience fast because
Most girls wit kids don't be hit in they ass before
Picked her up sunset
(Girl)
Don't be late for dinner, ma
Bringin' honey home from the date at the cinema
Thinkin' how to fuck the ass so plottin'
Blown in the elevator, hit the stop button
She smiled, by knowin' her butt I wanna bore
I said, "Can I have a kiss now instead of in front of your front door"
(Uhh, mmm, oh yeah)
Although the rule I tried not to push hard
I'm all over the bitch like an octopus
Deep down I know she also wanna fuck
Though I kept my tongue in her mouth so not to put her on the spot
To have to talk no shit to prevent me from bonin'
Unzap the bra, when the hooker start moanin' and
Expose my espresso suck on her and lick on her
Unbucklin' pullin' out mad long dick on her
Panties in the way of that, but I want to check it out
Slipped her wet drawers down her thigh and took her leg out
Her butt was juicy kinda fat
Spun around start to stick her in the pussy from the back
She came, mad juice dripped out
still in the pussy then acted like it slipped out
Cum on the floor, she said, "Pardon the puddle"
Spread open her cheeks, pushed hard in her butt hole
Uhh, mmm, wasn't a bad date at all, she went, ahh, ahh
Start pullin' at my balls while I'm still penetratin'
Felt fantastic, she said
(Girl)
"Rick I'm not really into this ass kick"
Meanwhile Rick, cummin' by the gallon
Put your hands on the wall please
And try an' keep your balance
Lickin' the grill in her, meanwhile fillin' her
Till sperm start pourin' out her butt hole while I'm still in her
Then start rammin' the pine in her
I almost picked her up with these final grinds in her
So girls when we kiss and we cuddle
Ain't no way to put it subtle
When I want the butthole

So you get my point son
You just don't trust no bitch, you know what I'm sayin?
"Okay, daddy, I understand"
Cause bitches ain't no good, you know what I'm sayin?
"Okay, I get your point"
Anyway, listen to this, check it out
1994, As the world gets trifer
I'm wondering, the fuck I need a woman in my life for? (ya know)
Cause its like a nigga whole history
With you hoes been nothing but misery
First rater, five-one stood
Mad coke fiend though the bitch looked good
Met her at the fever
"What's going on, stranger?"
And like a fool took her in and tried to change her
I don't who I thought I's bluffing
That bitch wasn't giving up that coke for nothing
"Oh, you trying to dis, mister bougeois nigger
Yet back in the day, you used to smoke coke cigarettes too
That type shit you ain't admitting"
Because, homegirl, I grew out of it, you didn't
Anyway, dead out of order
Came in with a sheepskin her ex-lover bought her
Who gave you that?
"My ex"
I said "Who?"
Believe she had the nerve to say "You can wear it too"
When I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
Someone who would be true
Yes I should find someone who would be true
Cause Ricky needs a love that's true
Truuuuuuuuuuue, oh dear, scooby dooby doo
Scooby doo doo
Then I met Sin
Sweating the viking
A brown skinned fox, slim just like I like them
"What? Sweating you? Picture that, nerd. Please"
Anyway, the bitch had herpes! (you know)
Imagine me, the fool being the spouse
Doctor said I couldn't catch it unless I got aroused
Found out snooping in her bag what she got
Now why you ain't tell me? You worthless slut
"Because I loved you at the time and couldn't afford to"
You know homegirl should get the Oscar award for her lying
Anyway, stayed with the creep
One day, Sybil here, talking in her sleep
"Chris, wait," the bum bitch said
So loud till a motherfucker fell out the bed
Who the hell is Chris? She putting up resistance
Till I caught her calling the nigger long distance
Had the nerve to dis patch loving
Boy am I lucky that I didn't catch nothing
When I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
Someone who would be true
Yes I should find someone who would be true
Cause Ricky needs a love that's true
Truuuuuuuuuuue, truuuuuuuuue
Indeed, I need a love that's true
It seems I need a love that's true
Oh dear, scooby dooby doo
Oh gosh, Scooby doo doo-ooh (doo-ooh)
Though happy I was free
The need for love was still in me
Got to the point where the need for it was killing me
Then I met short here, hanging with my cousin
Found out later how young the bitch was and
Though I done hit it and she opened up a world
And remind me of that song "Go Away, Little Girl"
It had to end because the bitch weren't loyal, and spoiled
"That's because I had you pussy whipped royal"
You see the type of shit the nigger was gonna marry?
You see the type of attitude the bum bitch carry?
Like oil and water, impossible mixture
Then temper tantrums came into the picture
Yelling (ahhhh), carrying on bad and cursing
Complete embarassment to The Ruler as a person
"Gimme shorts"
Ruler will not permit you
Then she goes wild, starts breaking up my furniture
Flirts too, excuse me, a whore
Like the world's worst groupie when I brought her on tour
So when I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
Someone who would be true
Yes I should find someone who would be true
Cause Ricky needs a love that's true
Truuuuuuuuuuue, truuuuuuuuue
Indeed, I need a love that's true
It seems I need a love that's true
Oh dear, scooby dooby doo
Oh gosh, Scooby doo doo

Snap outta dat yu betta dally outta dat
Snap outta dat you betta erase all dat
True anytime a gal a figure you like a robot
Anytime a gal a fidure you must buss shot a
Snap outta dat yu betta dally outta dat
Snap outta dat whey dema pure alley rat
Excuse Mr. fabolous Sir learn how act
Nobody can make the R come challenge I jack
You know some bwoy, you know some idiot, a idiot
Gal hold ya back, gal hold ya, gal hold you back
Snap outta, run outta erase all dat
True anytime a gal a make a million fi dat

Well, I shot some there, then I copped some beer
And did a show up in West Bubble fuck somewhere
Due to raps wider ratio, satellites to Nato
Hillbilly draws flew on the stage like tomatoes
Apparently more mack than I thought
Unfortunately wife piece back in New York
And I'm starvin', being human and open with
A mad fine hillbilly woman was scopin' Rick
Thought entered how to lean and bent it
Though I'm not gonna lie I was extremely tempted
To what, Rick? To discharge in a sista
Next thing in the dressin' room, pardon me, mister
Yes, I said cautiously, "Crazy, but possibly
You could sign your name on the back of these
Dazy Duke shorts for me", try to resist
Now girlfriend startin' it, the pen won't write
You can press down hard on it
Now my hand browsin' her South end
Spun around about to shove my tongue in her mouth when
Ring! Loosen the grip my hell had my girl
She was talkin' so nice I felt bad
Being untrue, no telling what it might do to her
I love you, forced to say I love you back too to her
Any thought of getting pussy was doomed to, you got a wife?
Anniversary comin' up soon too
Got off the phone, cock just got mute
Don't get me wrong it's not like you're not cute
I'm wrong for mistreatin' her, the wanting to skeetin' her
"I understand, goodbye, it was real nice meetin' ya"
What an angel overcomin' his wrongness
The moral I am tryin' to get across in this song is
If goodness is what you're fillin' your soul with
And wanna find a woman you can chill and grow old with
Who keeps no secret, like who they creep with
Realize early it's a 2 way street, kid, say what?
Goodness is what you're fillin' your soul with
And wanna find a woman you can chill and grow old with
Who keeps no secret, like who they creep with
Realize early it's a 2 way street, kid
Casually seatin' with some thick chords eatin'
With my album playing at a big board meetin'
I love this, being the coolest and the ruffest
A big willie woman pulls the ruler in her office
And fixed a wedge in her garment, unsteady my heart went
'Cause her office looked like a three bedroom apartment
Poundin' was inevitable
She said to me "Rick, I think your album is incredible"
The way the hon' upon I, comin' on a sun I
You're so darn sexy with that patch over your one eye
Well, I'm glad you think it's boomin' and I catch ya
Means a lot to me, comin' from a woman of your stature
I mean, who could resist the Don head?
Start caressing Rick private, kiss me on the neck
And I can't be held accountable if down her gown I pull
Girlfriend pussy look plump and poundable
She sweats the set me emporer
Put one of your legs up on the desk and let me enter ya
Fantastic, though I start to act drastic
When I see my wedding band 'pon the bitch left ass cheek
Deep down, she felt that I tried to diss
I'm like, I can't do this as much as I'd like to miss
An angel overcomin' his wrong, kids
The point that I am tryin' to get across in this song is
If goodness is what you're fillin' your soul with
And wanna find a woman you can chill and grow old with
Who keep no secret, like who they creep with
Realize early it's a 2 way street, kid, say what?
Goodness is what you're fillin' your soul with
And wanna find a woman you can chill and grow old with
Who keep no secret, like who they creep with

Yeah, boy!
Check it out Slick, ya know what I'm sayin?
No complaining
I reached my destination and its raining
I'm in Columbia, the Bond steps off the plane and
I hear a hollar from a bro with ring around the collar
Its chief of police, grease Bond, tell me to follow
Treated me to everything, no taxin, maxin
Gives me a hotel suite for me to relax in
Seems everyone was in my silk drawers
A cloud does it have to bug me a daffy nerve
Jumpin out the closet, word up, dead nigga
Said ";Chief how do you figure tryin to arrest me, the Double for the
murder of the nigga?";
Now in a cell, but not for long, and now I'm out, I hear a weeping
One asleep, other sleep, kept creeping
Bumped into another, my appearance was alarming
(To who) some lady that thought I'm charming
Please, the way I is I don't even have to say hon,
So who's a Don?
You better believe the nigga keeps girls fond,
The name's Bond!
Well, I'm outside and its the chief with twenty thiefs like the brainiac
Aware because the Double 0 was bucking like a maniac
Till nobody lives, so hon, nowhere to do correct
Said ";excuse me baby, but where they hiding the hooker at?";
";Around the block, but chill at least chill till the storm has stopped";
Decided it was a helicopter, sounds like its warming up
Grabbed ya leg, shot the chief, someone said ";Stop hawking";
Shook me off at twenty-thou, the Bond got up walking
They was laughing as they left they grew thinner like Iraqi,
Got the plans from the dying chief of police in her pocket
To make it even worse honey girl was definetly rattin
Was holding her in a club that was happening in Manhattan
I'm on the plane in the day seemed nothing was a phasing,
Except for the stewardess jocking the Amazing,
But kept my composure, had another honey hon,
Who the Don?
Better believe the nigga keep girls fond,
The name's Bond!
Back at home in New York, I didn't want to get too overfly
You wanna know why I pulled out my 535i? (pimp!)
Boy I see some lookouts with some girls that's annoyed
It was a private engagement for the dealer and the boys
Double just passed the hoods with their faces painted
Walked in, say a good twent girls fainted
Throw cousins all out but seems that everyone was shitting,
And man I was so cool I even carried me a kitten (reowr!)
Trouble for the Double 0? Wouldn't swallow that
Who's the man with the Golden Guuuuun and all of that
Turned curls of mercy, left blood on the walls of
Rescued the shorty who was all on the walls of
Whore said ";You're late!"; I don't wanna hear none of your dissing
Nabbed the cash, made a good twenty million on the mission
Good job, not to mention had the balls honey hung
So who's a Don?
Better believe the nigga keeps girls fond
The name's Bond!

(Singing)Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier, yeah
Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier
Well he's in Indian Town, and what spots his eye?
A nice looking Indian, and honey looked fly
He had to talk because he just couldn't hack it
She wore some moccasins and plus a tough leather jacket
He trotted over and invented a line
He said ";Excuse me, um, do you happen to have the time?";
All was on his mind was sex, sex, sex
So she said ";Why do ask? You got your own Timex";
To poor old Dave that line was cold blooded
He felt that her ego was way over flooded
She started to laugh and then she started to say
";I'm sorry some times I do get carried away
I didn't mean to like ill treat you
My name is Running Rabbit and I'm glad to meet you";
He said ";I'm Dave, with crazy clout";
";Oh you're the one the girls keep talking about
Yeah, you must be, because you look like a winner
Come to my house, we'll discuss it over dinner";
(Singing)
Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier
Well, he met her father, Big Chief Beretti
He said ";What's for dinner?";
";Soup and spaghetti";
The dinner was rotten and he swore he's gonna puke it
He never would have took it if he'd known that he had cooked it
Later on they were chilling, in the bedroom
Sitting at the window looking at the moon
Judging from the mood he swore she was hot
He said ";Are you in the mood?";
She said ";No I'm not";
From what he believes and from what he gets
When a girl says no, he really thinks she means yes
So, he started touching her and coming out strong
Whispering sweet nothings and singing a song
He said
(singing) ";I'm in the mood for love,
simply because you're near me,
funny but when you're near me,
I'm in the mood, don't mean to be rude,
but I'm in the mood for love";
She said ";Oh Dave, you've got my poor back hurting
I want you, but first close the curtain";
He closed the curtain and also the doors
The next thing you knew it was off with those drawers
";Take it easy Davy, you're hurting me. Stop";
Well, he was playing with her tits, they were soft not lumpy
And then he cracked the legs like Humpty-Dumpty
He's fucking, sucking, also finger popping
He had, no intention of stopping
Crazy fun, he did not want to leave
His head was between her tits and he could barely breathe
He had to toss, turn, turn, toss
Meanwhile he was riding her with crazy force
She was burning hot, she said ";Stop, stop.";
He said ";Are you talking sex or what?";
I guess she didn't realize what she started
Next thing you knew she was acting retarded
She said to him strangely and kind of merry
";Stop now, or I'll be unable to marry";
He didn't take her warning
He rode her till the morning
He rode that ass till the pussy started yawning
(Yawning sounds)
He said ";What? Wait"; His dick went weak
It said ";Dave, pussies ain't supposed to speak";
He gathered his things he wanted to leave this place
But first he wanted to see the vagina face to face
He opened it up, with his bare two thumbs
He seen crabs with SPEARS AND INDIAN DRUMS!
They's going heya hiya heya hey, hey
Heya hiya heya hey
Heya hey, heya hey
Heya hiya heya hey
Heya hiya heya hey

Hey young world... the world is yours
Hey young world... the world is yours
Young world young world... the world is yours
Young wo-ah-huh-huh-huh-urld
This rap here... it may cause concern its
Broad and deep... why dont you listen and learn
Love mean happiness... that once was strong
But due to society... even thats turned wrong
Times have changed... and its cool to look bummy
And be a dumb dummy and disrespect your mummy
Have you forgotten... who put you on this earth?
Who brought you up right... and who loved you since your birth?
Reward is a brainwashed kid goin wild
Young little girls already have a child
Bad company... hey, now youve been framed
Your parents are hurting... hurting and ashamed
Youre ruining yourself... and your mommy cant cope
Hey, little kids dont follow these dopes
Heres a rule for the non cool... your life, dont drool
Dont be a fool like those that dont go to school
Get ahead... and accomplish things
Youll see the wonder and the joy life brings
Dont admire thieves... hey they dont admire you
Their times limited, hardrocks too
So listen, be strong, scream whoopee-doo
Go for yours, cause dreams come true
And youll make your mommy proud... so proud of you too
And this is a message... that the ruler rick threw
And its true
You know, you know what, you know what, you know what?
We like to party, like to party
(repeat 3x)
Hey young world, the world is yours
Hey young world
Yo peep this
Hey mr. bigshot... hey, dont you look fly?
But you dont have a nickle... ohhhh, my my my
Youve been fightin again and, you forgot why
Hey kid, walk straight, master your high
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.... because you make your family cry
And all jokes aside, are you in good health?
Hey little boy... now have you really checked yourself?
Youre a disgust, you know someone that I cant trust, youd
Steal moms welfare... and youd run and buy some dust, and
Plus, a must so... bigshot youre not
Your friends are talkin and Im hearin that your girls are what?
You didnt know? go steal and rob
And while youre at it... go get a suit for a j-awhh-ob
You see youre actin like this urge is demandin
Cmon, wake up... have some understandin
Societys a weak excuse for a man
Its time for the brothers... rap is trying to take the stand
Believe it or not, the lord still shines on you deep
Guides you... and he watched you as you grew, plus
Past the age of... a little child, thats true
But folks your age dont act like you do, so
So be mature... and put the point to a halt
And if youre over eighteen... I wish youd act like an adult
Dont live in a world... of hate hate hate
Pull yourself together... and get yourself straight
Men dont steal... hey, most dont borrow
And if you smoke crack... your kidsll smoke crack tomorrow
So be more mature... and kids do your chores
Make your own money... hey, be proud thats yours
You know why, cause thats a man... thats brains no spite
Stayin out of trouble... when it comes in sight
And a man never loses a fight... in gods sight
Cause righteous laws are overdue
And this is a message that the ruler rick threw
And its true
You know, you know what, you know what, you know what?
We like to party, like to party
(repeat 3x)
Hey young world, the world is yours
Hey young world...
Yo peep this...
Mc... ricky... d...
The grand wizzard...
And his partner...
And his and his and his partner...
Say what?
La-di! da-di! la-di! da-di! (repeat 2x)

As a youth, each Sunday, Dawn went to Church and
Paid her respects and not to mention was a virgin.
Kid pushed up, Dawn lettin' him
Since he made her laugh and all the other girls was sweatin' him.
Then things started to move without cause
And a couple o'months later kid's pushin' for the drawers.
Under pressure while exchangin' glances
Dawn finally gives in to the sexual advances.
Although it was a mad high cost for her
Cuz' after the thrill was gone, so was the lust for her.
Eventually he left her for another.
Now feeling alone and betrayed by her lover
She cried--for no longer knew which way she headed.
Once dreamed of actually wearing white at her wedding
And really being pure, now she thought she'd die without.
Still she finds strength to continue with her life without
Love...
Without love...
Without love...
Without love...
Verse two of Dawn's life--the second segment.
What could be worse than to now find out you're pregnant?
Poor Dawn couldn't sleep--laid awake
Not ready for a child and plus her mother's gonna break.
As she doesn't know how she's gonna bring up the subject,
Consequences of being used as an object.
In church though time's runnin' thin
She decides to have the child because the doesn't want to sin.
Props to the girl although it hit hard times;
It was Hell finishin' school and working part-time.
Yet Dawn did it though her youth went to waste.
Little help from the government, she got her own place.
HARD for an indepentant woman and a kid
And as soon as she could get off the assistance, she did.
Without no man who she once thought she'd die without
Still she finds the strength to continue with her life without
Love...
Life without love...
Life without love...
Continue with her life without love...
While Dawn worked two jobs tryin' to meet ends,
Her son was busy cuttin' school and hangin' with his friends.
So when she got words she tried to slap out the taste in his mouth
And explain how important education is.
Under stress, she takes two Bufferin.
Son now tired of seein' his poor mother sufferin'.
Starts to sell drugs though the cops did a raid.
Guess who's in the mix, and being legal age
Could do time, please call her employer
To inform her that her son is gonna' need a lawyer.
Never no good news, just more strife.
Dawn barely havin' enough time to live her own life.
Here's the judge's sentence, beggin' and pleadin'.
Now spends nine hours on the bus to go and see him.
Here's the judge's sentence, beggin' and pleadin'.
Now spends nine hours on the bus to goa nd see him.
Without no man who she once thought she'd die without
Still she finds the strength to continue with her life without
Love...
Life without love...
Life without love...
Life without love...
Continues life without love...

*Hey yo Doug + What
*Put your ballies on
+Yo Rick I was about to but I need the shoehorn
*Why + Because the shoes always hurt my ?(gong)?
*6 minutes, 6 minutes, 6 minutes Doug E. Fresh you're on
Ah ah on, ah ah on, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah on(2x)
Oh my God...
+Here we go (Here we go)
+C'mon (C'mon) (2x)
+Yo where's ?()?
*Well I don't know they're late
Tell 'em the time, oh I forgot the date
+Man you did it again, oh no
(Yo, here we go, c'mon, here we go, c'mon, here we go
think we missed the show)
No, no n-n-n-no we didn't (wang)
No, n-n-n-n-no we didn't (w-w-w-wang)
No we didn't, well don't get us wrong
*Excuse me Doug E., excuse me Doug E.
Excuse me Doug E. Fresh you're on
Ah ah on, on, on, on, on
Oh my God...
+Well it started up on 8th Avenue
And I made up the name the Get Fresh Crew
It was me, my true DJ Jerona, that would be
My right hand man Ricky D.
I used to rap and sing, make sounds and things
For example, here's a telephone ting
(ring, ring) *Hello, is Doug E. Fresh here
(No, he's not in right now)
+But anyway, no more delay
Just check out the new style I display
Now you got to be fresh to rock wit fresh
And I'm D-O-U-G-I-E Fresh
And I'm know for the (sound effects)
Not for the (sound effects)
The human beat box on the entertainer
No other lable that fit me plainer
In a passing generation, I am a remainder
And I'm also known as a beat box trainer
Cashing checks, make sound effects
And after I'm finish rocking, Slick Rick is on next
(You know it) Slick Rick
*Wel, here's a little something that needs to be heard
Doug, i was walking downtown (Word Rick) word
(Sure) All along, no one to be wit
Step on the D-train, 205th
I saw a pretty girl (so)
So I sat beside her
Then she went roar, she was Tony the Tiger
I said, oh darn, there has been a mistake
Honey, my name's Slick Rick, not frosty flake
(oh, golly wolly) She was raising hell
She said, um, my name is maggie but you can call me Michelle
(Rick sings)
Bust a move, we show and prove
Hey, yo, Doug, do that funky jam on a groove
Oh my God...

*Excuse me Doug E. Fresh
+Yes
*Have you ever seen a show when fellow on the mic
Wit one million rhymes and don't come out right
They bit, they're never right, that's not polite
Am I lying
+No, you're quite right
*But tonight on a ?(stary)? mic you're about to hear

What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser
The name of this entertainment is "Women lose weight"
Our first years of marriage everything was just great
But after two kids and the weight gain factors
Fact is now she's completely unattractive
Look fat chicks I don't mean to sound rude
I tell her nice "Hit the gym and don't eat so much food", but no
"You're shallow, you need to run the course
Of unconditional love and so forth"
But how if desire's is not there that's just delayment
Divorce is, child support, alimony payments
My unhappiness I doubt discouraged
So hurry for an easier way out this marriage
Meanwhile my secretary June, well groomed
"When you gonna leave your wife?" I tell her
"Soon mommy soon" I assume or my destiny is blue
Interestingly the only thing left for me to do is to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser
I'm gonna have to kill her
Course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser
I'm gonna have to kill her
Course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue Miss
My plans against or shenanigans kinda ran thin
Knowin' nothing 'bout poisoning and I can't swim
Bad intentions pumpin' might as well become numb
Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong
But the catch is do I have the nerve to dispatch this?
Who could I get to help me murder this fat chick?
Guess I'll have to play a dude Robbin
On Wednesday the day she usually goes food shopping
Anyway long story short hit the side of her Chrysler
Sent her clean over the divider, "You bastard", she said
As the wreck went tumblin' down the hill
I thought, "She has to be dead"
Later on get a call from a Lieutenant O Rourke
Had me leapin' like a frog "We need you at the morgue"
So I selfishly pursue, boohoo, there was nothing else
For me to do I had to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser
C'mon ya'll know I had to kill her
Course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, kill her
What a surpriser open your eyes, a woman adviser
I had to kill her
Course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue Miss
"So you mean to tell me officer you don't have no clue
Who did this hit and run", "No sir we don't have no clues right now"
"This is terrible what am I gonna tell the kids?"
"Pull yourself together sir"
"I'm so broken up inside I just can't believe this"
"I understand, understand"
"Catch the person who did this"
"We're gonna try sir", "Please"
Screamin', "Who done took my heart" acting shakin' up a lot
At the funeral though everyone was lookin' at me odd like I did it
Like I was the reason my mates slain murmuring
"I heard he was displeased with her weight gain"
While my secretary sort of a sexy blonde can't cook
All she does is order from restaurants
All of the sex you want I doubt could address
Clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and
Talkin' to detectives that was waitin' outside
How I took a long lunch break day the wife died
I darn near turned pale and because of betrayal they indicted me
Gave me an impossible bail
Good fortune to anyone admiring the raw tent
Moral of the story is, "Desire is important"
So watch your weight it'll keep you mate smitten it's a given
Though looking back I realized I didn't have to kill her
What a surpriser, open your eyes, a woman adviser
I didn't have to kill her
Course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue Miss, I killed her
What a surpriser open your eyes, a woman adviser
I didn't have to kill her
Course there's laws which enforces divorces
Send that ass right to the morgue Miss
Well there you have it
Keep thin, trim
Keep your marriages healthy do you know what I mean?
Small message from Morcheeba and Slick Rick the ruler

Here's an oldie but goodie
Hit it, excuse me
What? Can I have your attention?
Mn, hmm
There's just a few things that I've got to mention
(Uh, huh)
There's girlies out here that seem appealing
They'll come in your life and cold hurt your feelings
I'm telling you as sure as Rick is my name
I wouldn't trust not girl unless she feels the same
Treat 'em like a prostitute
(Do what?)
Don't treat no girlie well until you're sure of the scoop
'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample
Listen up close, here comes my first example
Now ya been with your girlfriend for quite a while
Plans for the future, she's having your child
Celebrate with friends drinking cans and quarts
Tell all your friends about your family thoughts
One friend was drunk so he starts to act wild
He tells the truth about the kid, it's not your child
Acting like a jerk and on his face was a smirk
He said, "Your wife went berserk while you was hard at work"
And she led him on and tried to please him
She didn't waste time, she didn't try to tease him
Treat 'em like a prostitute
(Do what?)
Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well, treat no girlie
Well until you're sure of the scoop
'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample
Listen up close, here comes my second example
It's your wife
You buy the tramp jewels and clothes
You get sentimental and bring home a rose
Give her everything 'cause you swear she's worth it
All your friends tell you, "The bith don't deserve it"
Love is blind, so there goes your wealth
Until one day, you see things for yourself
Home from work early, Mr. Loverman
You had a card and some candy in your right hand
There's the mailman, he was short yet stout
He went inside your house and didn't come back out
Bust it
Just a friendly stop, come on, is it?
The mailman comes and he pays your wife a visit?
The thought alone makes your temperature boil
You say to yourself, she might still be loyal
You open up your door and stand in a trance
You see the mailman's bag and the mailman's pants
Came home to party from work had a hard day
Look around your house and you say, "Where the fuck are they?"
Run upstairs up to your bedroom
You look inside your room, you see something brewin'
Cover your mouth because you almost choke
You see the mailman's dick way up your wife's throat
Treat 'em like a prostitute
(Mm, hmm)
Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well until
you're sure of the scoop
'Cause all they do is they hurt and trample
Listen up close, here comes my third example
Now your girl, she don't like to have sex a lot
Today she's ready and she's hot, hot, hot
As you open up the door she says, "Get on the floor"
She wants to try things she's never tried before
She takes off your drawers and works you over
She calls you Twinkles and you call her Rover
Next thing you know, the ho starts to ill
She says, "I love you, Harold" and your name is Will
That's not the half 'til you start to ride her
Take off your rubber and there's one more inside her
It's not yours-who can it be?
I think it was a slick rapper, his name is M.C. Ricky
Treat 'em like a prostitute
Don't treat no girlie well, treat no girlie well

Well, I'm sittin' on my lunch break, grinnin' my teeth
It's the last day of the week, boy, what a relief
My muscle's kind of ache, they felt rigid and stuff
So I turned around, and I smoked this big fat spliff
Now I'm happy as can be, I'm in this pothead spell
I put some eye drops in my eyes so that no one can tell
Now it's five forty five almost time for the bell
I'm back on the job, I don't bother no one
I keep strictly to till my job is done
Now it's five forty five it's time to have fun
I'm hangin' out with a rapper, a kid named Don
We got more drunk than a skunk and happy as can be
We went, to the Latin quarters and we got in free
Scoopin' all the girls with my fly jewelry
'Cause I'm a fly brown brother and you can't school me
Boogie down was performin', hey they ain't no joke
And a bunch of Brooklyn kids was lookin' all up my throat
Was it my big chains with the big plates on 'em?
Then they rolled on me and told me to run 'em
This was the moment I feared
"Yo take off your chains"
This was the moment I feared
"You need to take those chains off"
I said, "They're really not real
They're just a front for the girls"
Then a whole bunch of fists just caved my world
I was in pain, so ashamed, I wish I never came
Had to pick up my face and go home on the train
Then I went to my apartment and brought me a fort
Then I went to the park, and I sat and I thought
I seen Danny boy blue with his girl named Sarah
In one of their cars, I think it was a Valera
She called out to me, but I really didn't hear her
So I went a little closer so I could hear a little clearer
She said "You know where, Tilden"
I said, "I know where that is, just next to my building"
I gave 'em the information and then I went on my way
Then I went home, and slept till two the next day
There was a knock on my door, I opened it, no quit
It was Sarah standing there with a bag named Kit
She starts to use me and abuse me and at first I wasn't with it
Then we did it and we did it and we did it
She said it was great, she said she's glad we had done it
The elevator come and Danny boy was on it
This was the moment I feared
This was the moment I feared
Well he was huffin' and puffin' and he swung at me word
So I pulled out my jam and sauced the nerd
Then he was dead two in the head I took the cash and the Visa's
She said, "Everything's all right, just make sure nobody sees us"
Now I was rich as I was rich, I could have whatever would please me
Now I could wear real gold in front of folks who don't tease me
Yah, I'll be a new neighborhood dad
Cats'll roll up on me like, "Trick's my man!"
Ya see a policeman rolled up on me and told me, "Make my day"
I said "Relax brother", but he had proof that I had done it
He found the gun with my fingerprints on it
But now I'm in prison doin' life and I'm scared
Some kid knocked me cold and greased me where no one dared
This was the moment I feared
"Now bend over!"
This was the moment I feared
"Take your trowsers down, and bend over!"
Now I'm doin' life and I'm scared
A kid knocked me cold and greased me where no one dared
The moment I feared

So you get my point son
You just don't trust no bitch, you know what I'm sayin?
"Okay, daddy, I understand"
Cause bitches ain't no good, you know what I'm sayin?
"Okay, I get your point"
Anyway, listen to this, check it out
1994, As the world gets trifer
I'm wondering, the fuck I need a woman in my life for? (ya know)
Cause its like a nigga whole history
With you hoes been nothing but misery
First rater, five-one stood
Mad coke fiend though the bitch looked good
Met her at the fever
"What's going on, stranger?"
And like a fool took her in and tried to change her
I don't who I thought I's bluffing
That bitch wasn't giving up that coke for nothing
"Oh, you trying to dis, mister bougeois nigger
Yet back in the day, you used to smoke coke cigarettes too
That type shit you ain't admitting"
Because, homegirl, I grew out of it, you didn't
Anyway, dead out of order
Came in with a sheepskin her ex-lover bought her
Who gave you that?
"My ex"
I said "Who?"
Believe she had the nerve to say "You can wear it too"
When I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
Someone who would be true
Yes I should find someone who would be true
Cause Ricky needs a love that's true
Truuuuuuuuuuue, oh dear, scooby dooby doo
Scooby doo doo
Then I met Sin
Sweating the viking
A brown skinned fox, slim just like I like them
"What? Sweating you? Picture that, nerd. Please"
Anyway, the bitch had herpes! (you know)
Imagine me, the fool being the spouse
Doctor said I couldn't catch it unless I got aroused
Found out snooping in her bag what she got
Now why you ain't tell me? You worthless slut
"Because I loved you at the time and couldn't afford to"
You know homegirl should get the Oscar award for her lying
Anyway, stayed with the creep
One day, Sybil here, talking in her sleep
"Chris, wait," the bum bitch said
So loud till a motherfucker fell out the bed
Who the hell is Chris? She putting up resistance
Till I caught her calling the nigger long distance
Had the nerve to dis patch loving
Boy am I lucky that I didn't catch nothing
When I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
Someone who would be true
Yes I should find someone who would be true
Cause Ricky needs a love that's true
Truuuuuuuuuuue, truuuuuuuuue
Indeed, I need a love that's true
It seems I need a love that's true
Oh dear, scooby dooby doo
Oh gosh, Scooby doo doo-ooh (doo-ooh)
Though happy I was free
The need for love was still in me
Got to the point where the need for it was killing me
Then I met short here, hanging with my cousin
Found out later how young the bitch was and
Though I done hit it and she opened up a world
And remind me of that song "Go Away, Little Girl"
It had to end because the bitch weren't loyal, and spoiled
"That's because I had you pussy whipped royal"
You see the type of shit the nigger was gonna marry?
You see the type of attitude the bum bitch carry?
Like oil and water, impossible mixture
Then temper tantrums came into the picture
Yelling (ahhhh), carrying on bad and cursing
Complete embarassment to The Ruler as a person
"Gimme shorts"
Ruler will not permit you
Then she goes wild, starts breaking up my furniture
Flirts too, excuse me, a whore
Like the world's worst groupie when I brought her on tour
So when I found strength to depart, I do
Withdrew, for something brand new
Someone who would be true
Yes I should find someone who would be true
Cause Ricky needs a love that's true
Truuuuuuuuuuue, truuuuuuuuue
Indeed, I need a love that's true
It seems I need a love that's true
Oh dear, scooby dooby doo
Oh gosh, Scooby doo doo

Yeah kid..
Well first of all, sit your, cause I'm Victor
The Ruler decorate a record just like a picture
Slicker licker isn't this vigorous
Motherfucker too Don Suave for any nigga it's
I sold that offender
Short killer note is that I wrote a tremendous
Old neighborhood chow, now Rick vow
even rich niggaz must bow now
Extrordinarily handsome, grandson
Pack your bags, suitcase out the mansion
Any time that you wish that - I flow that
A whole bunch of big shots bums, now you know that
Opinions, wifepiece - hers fat
You wish a rapper could be better than perfect
Candidate, who talk shit anyway
And this is what most bitch walk this planet say
Ricky your rappin is trapped in me
Ricky your rappin is trapped in me
Your rappin is trapped in me
Your vocals is trapped in me
Your voice gets trapped in me
Your lyrics is trapped in me
Your vocals is trapped in me..
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Fecal sick of it, through the thick of it
Even my cat like, "Ricky you the nigga kid"
Certain rappers earned thou on shit
Watch them nigga ass squirm now in front Rick
How dare you figure it out one come fair
Nigga career, buried now somewhere
Gladys Pips and off her, force her
Even back when I was the fattest shit the world saw
DJ, attack the eight track
White black motherfuckin men RCA jacks
Royal, holla me, all y'all know I lead you
Follow me, all four
Centerpiece, narrow in the shit ass
White House bounces off the power that the kid has
While other rap plunderin under ya
You incredible, unstoppable wonder you
Candidate, who talk shit anyway
And this is what most bitch walk this planet say
Ricky your vocals is trapped in me
Rick your voice gets trapped in me
Ricky your lyrics is trapped in me
Ricky your rappin is trapped in me
Rick your voice gets trapped in me
Ricky your style gets lost in me
Ricky your lovin gets trapped to a T
Eyepatch and kneel, don't well that's a heel
Can't even go to the bathroom mat for real
Vision, won't patch eye kiss of the
three gay niggaz pushin up like prisoner
Can't stand it - and the Ricky is organic
On the real, got too much style for this planet
Woman hard mark, old charcoal nigga
don't make me get the jewels start sparkle
Anytime you hear the La-Di-Da-Di start
bitch underwear been flung off the bodypart
And find, they assembling grand rhyme
Can't find, I'm overwhelming to mankind
Why discrepancies erupt to
and play with intelligence you cannot measure up to
Candidate, who talk shit anyway
And this is what most bitch walk this planet say
Ricky your rap gets trapped in me
Ricky your vocals get trapped in me
Rick your voice gets trapped in me
Ricky your lyrics get trapped in me
Ricky your lovin gets trapped in me
Ricky your style gets trapped in me

(Chorus: repeat 4x)A teenage love, a teenage love
Don't, don't hurt me again
[Verse One]
Aye sport, here's a thought from the old school crew
A serious situation we all go through
It deals with your feelins, so hear what I say
It's like a dyke, but nothing seems to go your way
Bust this, two people, they really like each other
He says their's no one else
And she claims there is no other
The feelins are same, and you receive a notion
To reveal your inner thoughts deeply hit emotions(Chorus:4x)
[Verse Two]
Precious times, hopin they won't end
Tell your mother bout your lover
Or so your best friend
Ya mighty proud while your holdin her hand
Boys, yo that's my woman, and girls, yeah that's my man
This pressure brings a sort of warmth to your heart
And everything seems so great at the start
For she loves him, and he also loves her
And it's hard to turn back to who the person you were
But later on, problems start to occur
And the bond, which combines, y'all turn into a blur
For the feelins were the same, now here's the score
You love him to much, and they don't love him anymore
Or did you have to choose a number
Or because your not bein true
Or maybe they're just plain sick of seein you
Word, now it might seem strange
You better take his quick, and make the right change

Hauk, who goes yonder?
It is I, sire, Richard of Nottingham
Well, speak up man, what is it?
News from the east, sire, Rick the Ruler has returned!
Gather 'round party go'ers as if your still livin
And get on down to the old Slick rhythm
Now this one here is called the Ruler my dear
Its a mere party booster that will set things clear
Its a hundred percent proof from champions of truth
And if you feel you need spirit I'll bring back your youth
Relax your mind, and folks unwind
And be kind to a rhythm that you hardly find
And off we go, let the trumpets blow
Well hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro
The Ruler's back
Now in these times, at least to me
There's a lot of people out here tryin' to sound like Ricky D
Not tryin' to cause trouble cause its really a small thing
But they're bitin what I'm writin
God it's great being the king
Some sound allright, but then they act illy
Try conquering my crown and that's really very silly
Now I'm not the type that gets upset
Try to disrespect folks just to earn respect
But learn this fact, whether white or black
I can't be conquered in my style of rap
For jealousy and envy are dumb ones tools
So Ricky says nothing, he keeps his cool
Revenge is not a mission that the Ruler's on
Just forgiveness required for the wrong that's done
So off we go, let the trumpets blow
And hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro
The Ruler's back
Now one day when I was chillin' at this outside jam
I seen folks havin' a ball and plus clappin' their hands
To beats of records that conquer the streets
Like Pee Wee Herman and Clubhouse Treats
Girls was chillin', boys rule as usual
The slacks, the golds, the rings, I hope I'm not confusin y'all
But everyone in the house looks smashin'
Fresh clothes on their butts and nothing out of fashion
And just when you thought nothing couldn't get better
A news flash concealed in a bright yellow letter
A kid ran up to the mike and said "Alert, hear this,"
Cleared his cloggy throat and then began to persist
He said "Hallelujah, kids hear this
the Ruler's back and he's here to assist"
So off we go, let the trumpets blow
And hold on because the driver of the mission is a pro
The Ruler's back

Oh boy, Rick look all sad again.
What's the matter Rick?
It's a long story, check it out
Call me the freaker, I bump it in your speaker
Week of my birthday met this girl named Tameka
Astonishing creature made the rest look tired
Desired, though was it beauty I admired?
Out by the 41, broke, no joke
Can I have a toke, fine hooker so I smiled and smoked
Gave the girl my number, though I still felt rejected
Hectic, called me more than I expected
Months passed by, even lived together and all
Dream come true, until suddenly a call
Oh brother, why do I discover
My honey, Tameka, yeah callin' me another
Broke hearted again, it offend, and I pretend
Mistakes of a woman in love with other men
Chorus (4x)
How low can go/Hold it now
Well, tried to block it out my mind, here it was again
Other men, confronted later and she said he was a friend
Didn't believe her, she packed
Brave her, strange behavior, so silly me forgave her
Late again Thursday, alone Rick sat
Left flat, look in the mirror and I wonder where she at
Gave the girl my heart and soul, it's after ten
And again couldn't manage if she slept with other men
Out with my jewelry so you know she looked truck
Struck three o'clock, here she come, fishy like a fuck
"Come here let me smell you", I wanted to say "to hell you"
"Hi honey, sorry I'm late, but let me tell you"
It's a fast chat, need the phone, so I'm roped in
"Could you go to the store and get some soda 'cause they open?"
Again it offend and I pretend
Mistakes of a woman in love with other men
Chorus (8x)
How low can go/Hold it now
Strike one, strike two, no exaggeration
Try to play it off like it was my imagination
Beer mixed with alcohol, help me to forgive
Deal with weak minded and I have no will to live
I deserve honesty, get treated like a pet
No she's bein' nice but no I still can't forget
Put the cards on the table, don't get loud, cut the bull out
If you slept with another man, I'm strong enough to pull out
She confessed and then she left, smooth
Wanted to kill myself 'cause to live ain't the move
Broke-hearted again, it offend and I pretend
Mistakes of a woman in love with other men
Once again it offend, and I pretend
Mistakes of a woman in love with other men
Once again it offend, and I pretend
Mistakes of a woman in love with other men
Once again it offend, and I pretend
Mistakes... in love with other men

Finally, a change from these fake rap artists
[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest
Finally, real niggaz that are Billboard charters
[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest
[Slick Rick]
Skills provide the shows, also fright the foes
And when I step into a room, pimps hide they hoes
";Is that really him?"; ";Yes, that's his Highness
and for the last time stop lookin at his fine ass";
(Y'know!) Homosexuals, smirk, converse and say
";That nigga box is WORKIN girlfriend!";
You wanna talk about a fat phrase carrier
to billionaire white chick jump the race barrier?
You know a nice girl, but I didn't want a bit of her
Sayin, ";I like your slang what's with the wife, get rid of her";
Son, Sony talkin Japanese
with mice like, ";Whattup Rick? You can have my cheese kid";
I am such a heavy hitter
even chandalier jealous off the patch ice glitter (bling!)
Rappers walkin round, strappin fearsome, HERE SON
and remember your rap career's done
Finally, a change from these fake rap artists
[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest
Finally, real niggaz that are Billboard charters
[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest
Finally, we'll seperate the men from the heartless
[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest
Finally, a tag team from the top all-starters
[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest
[Nas]
Runnin spots, pants leg tucked in my socks
Puff and lay a spread, order drinks, Henn on the rocks
Wintertime sport a fox, maybe a sable
Three-quarter length mink sound right for this occasion
Heard me John Blazin, see me in gangster flicks
Life is so amazin, hate to be paperless
Bill Gate in this, it must be God, I'm not a atheist
Wanted like kingpins by ATF
Your girl want my name on her chest
Me and Rick argue about whose chain is the best
Gucci boxers, my diet changed from sushi to pastas
Wear my hat like the late Sinatra's
Models pop the coochie when the spot us
Finally rappers you could be proud of, from the Bronx
to Queensbridge Houses WHAT? If you feel me then holla
Thug niggaz, who bail be worth a million dollars, what
Finally, a change from these fake rap artists
[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest
Finally, real niggaz that are Billboard charters
[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest
Finally, we'll seperate the men from the heartless
[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest
Finally, a tag team from the top all-starters
[Rick] Me and Nas bring it to your hardest
Trackmasters.. Def Jam..
Baby what the deal
[Rick] Slick Rick, Big Nas yo

Back in the day, we slow kiss
And man, I did search for an interior motive
'Cuz all your look is sound hype
I wanna see if you're worthwhile, settlin' down type
God knows there's bigger
So, observe to see if you gon' sweat the next nigga
Oh, help me make green light furriers
You know in life you can't race around with no worthless
So continue the sequel
You weighed in the scale and we lived as free people
Then disagree and erupted too
I don't feel my standards are being lived up to
So erection conquers, I ran out
Went and had sex in Yonkers
God knows that flakin', jerkin' her and not the replace
Great is lookin' for
I thought you didn't love and didn't need
(Lay, hey, hey)
I thought you said forever to decease
(Lay, hey, hey)
I swore you were dishonest, do you believe?
(Lay, hey, hey)
I'll search this world forever, are you real?
(Lay, hey, hey)
Low is my time of honor
Friend material and not that type of barner
So myself out of chump
Would the problems with having worth that type of jump
Commitment, rig, act cruddy
And regardless, move made and back studyin'
Still screamin', thrown and elegance
Grown, don't play, growned intelligence
Fix what bother and another
If speed's not made, once again, who gonna suffer?
Stubborn fools came, the mule came
Over here wit a girl from the old school name
Though hit and all though back's about wit
Memories and that's about it 'cuz
'Cuz, I thought you didn't love and didn't need
(Lay, hey, hey)
I thought you said forever to decease
(Lay, hey, hey)
I swore you were dishonest, do you believe?
(Lay, hey, hey)
I'll search this world forever, are you real?
(Lay, hey, hey)
And uneasiness kept here
Even after we made this big giant step here
Womanhood, somewhere in the basement
Slowin' down again, so I'm lookin 'a replacement
Music poundin' a slow jam
Wit a girl knowin' and down wit the program
Although the honey aim style king
Wit a took broom and taimin' the wild thing
Loud, uneasiness brought out
Still tried to shove my tongue down the bushy broad mouth
Speedin', chasin' after vaccine
Tried to string along but I didn't have the patience
Learned from cussin' and confusion
Breakin' Commandments wasn't a solution
Though a few minor clicks in relationship
Still time to fix things
'Cuz, I thought you didn't love and didn't need
(Lay, hey, hey)
I thought you said forever to decease
(Lay, hey, hey)
I swore you were dishonest, do you believe?
(Lay, hey, hey)
I'll search this world forever, are you real?
(Lay, hey, hey)
'Cuz, I thought you didn't love and didn't need
(Lay, hey, hey)
I thought you said forever to decease
(Lay, hey, hey)
I swore you were dishonest, do you believe?
(Lay, hey, hey)
I'll search this world forever, are you real?

He in a bid nap, human being waste spittin'
As I'm sweepin' through an alley in New York, a stray kitten
Dog chase a couple of blocks, shocks, tough being a fox
He in a tux, check the scenario, he stuff me in a box
A hundred home, why you cry, we went just like wine
'Cuz a appreciate of me, and kitten like writers
'Cuz of my tongue, wonder why I hits and unhand the fly kid
To cut a bishop like she needed a home or a knockin'
Word, bit her off another like, not a committee, hit her off
Not to mention, sweatin' the kitty really off
Had to do this, ain't no regular see the ruler's
Wit this rich white lady sayin', "Ain't he the cutest?"
Clerk said on real estate, so in the car, we're awate
Although the ho better know I want 4 mills a day
Who else is firm? Me and Travis, the on the dot cat
Better be a good lil' cat, hooker don't pop crack
'Cuz I'm Top Cat
Let me hug her for the million, and again, great this villain
Huggin' me so much, she almost suffocate the brilliant
Sad eyes, plus she had a bad pad, nice
Said have to do my share of work, the hooker had mad mice
Was like a fleet of them niggas, though was kind of fun to be
Ill treatin' them, clean 'em in, plus I thought was gonna eat them
Cat food, this ain't none to me, see a rat, you come run
More like hunt to me, you wanna get this shit from in front of me
From Thanksgiving to, please now shout for somethin'
Can a nigga get some in, she wouldn't let me out for nothin'
I guess I could be called a brat, now a jolly want a fat
So let me rub my head all up against her, so she think she all of that
And every day of the week, sweatin' was like a sand of stayin'
Would you lay off? I'm watchin' Prince of the Wales
You're in the way-o, mouse craze across the room
Should of seen, he stopped traffic
She's still a hooker snap, didn't I tell you don't pop crack
'Cuz I'm Top Cat
Now come and the sex triggers, and his penis stiffer
Bigger, said boy she surely sleepin' wit a lot of different niggas
In position as he coach this, doin' the mood by the 'proach this
And when the bitch she clean the house
You wouldn't have so many roaches
But still she buggin' and he comin', and the naughty wit the hut
He fall asleep, burglar come, up shorty get the shotty
Find me out, and nothin' stun him, the hoes did love him
Feed on a bitch, got up and chase me till she heard it
What was that? Got her gun, she had a dozen, mad loud
And for a over honey lady, definitely that wasn't a bad shot
Police came and all of that, and now I hear her off, wonder her
So I snuggle a bundle of, 'cuz I kind of grow fond of her
My mouse run across, shouldn't seen me stopped traffic
Thought the ho was gonna snap, better not pop crack

Hauk, who goes yonder?
It is I, sire, Richard of Nottingham
Well, speak up man, what is it?
News from the East, sire, Rick the Ruler has returned
Gather 'round party goers as if you're still livin'
And get on down to the old Slick rhythm
Now this one here is called the Ruler, my dear
It's a mere party booster that will set things clear
It's a hundred percent proof from champions of truth
And if you feel you need spirit I'll bring back your youth
Relax your mind, and folks unwind
And be kind to a rhythm that you hardly find
And off we go, let the trumpets blow
Well hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro
The Ruler's back
Now in these times, well at least to me
There's a lot of people out here tryin' to sound like Ricky D
Not tryin' to cause trouble 'cause it's really a small thing
But they're bitin' what I'm writin', God, it's great being the king
Some sound alright, but then they act illy
Try conquering my crown and that's really very silly
Now I'm not the type that gets upset
Try to disrespect folks just to earn respect
But learn this fact, whether white or black
I can't get conquered in my style of rap
For jealousy and envies are dumb ones tools
So Ricky says nothing, he keeps his cool
Revenge is not a mission that the Ruler's on
Just forgiveness required for the wrong that's done
So off we go, let the trumpets blow
And hold on, because the driver of the mission is a pro
The Ruler's back
Now one day, when I was chillin' at this outside jam
I seen folks havin' a ball and plus clappin' their hands
To beats of records that conquer the streets
Like Pee Wee Herman and Clubhouse Treats
Girls was chillin', boys rule as usual
The slacks, the golds, the rings, I hope I'm not confusin' y'all
But everyone in the house looks smashin'
Fresh clothes on their butts and nothing out of fashion
And just when you thought nothing couldn't get better
A news flash concealed in a bright yellow letter
A kid ran up to the mike and said, "Alert, hear this"
Cleared his cloggy throat and then began to persist
He said, "Hallelujah, kids hear this
The Ruler's back and he's here to assist"
So off we go, let the trumpets blow
And hold on because the driver of the mission is a pro

Well I've been a public figure for quite a long time
Known to the whole world for what my style of rhyme
But tonight let's talk about the ones who bite
Although they know they won't never get it right
Because they have no class and they have no shame
They'll bite another brother to boost their own name
Get paid correct on a one way gimmick
I'm happy for you lowlifes but 'member there's a limit so say
Teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it
It looks kinda easy like there was nothing to it
But they don't understand that the master will be
The creator of the style Ricky D
Teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it
It looks so easy like there was nothing to it
But they don't understand that the master will be
The creator of the style Ricky D
When I walk into a party coke snorters laugh
As the girls be crazy coming for my mere autograph
And it seems that they aspiring my new style of rappin'
And brothers all around me out of vanity are snappin'
The girls say 'wow Rick you're so unique
Please tell us how you organize the words you speak'
But my will says chill and I go upon my way
'Cause class will be taught some other day so say
Teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it
It looks kinda easy like there was nothing to it
But they don't understand that the master will be
The creator of the style Ricky D
Teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it
It looks so easy like there was nothing to it
But they don't understand that the master will be
The creator of the style Ricky D
Well I remember one night when the world was dead quiet
And out of nowhere some boy starts a riot
He tore my clothes, I had to throw blows
A shotgun barrel was dead on my nose
I froze it was Big Foot and the Toes
Yup, a bunch of small timers, that be it on my shows?
Surrounded the ruler with machetes too
They said um 'if you don't teach us how to rap you're through'
I said 'okay, now let me go, please'
I seen an officer - then the officer screamed 'freeze!'
He said "Slick Rick you okay?
I had to play it off, some girls were looking my way
So I smacked one in the face and told him 'I won't retire"
And many years from now I'll just be getting higher
For I am the master, set and done
My name is Ricky D and I'm the only one, so say
Ricky D, Ricky D
Now when I was a lad my style was bad
So I had to use what little bit of knowledge that I had
So I quote and I wrote 'till I was up to par
Some rhymes were boo-hoo and some rhymes were ha ha haa
I educate myself so I'm able to reach ya
Answering the call of teacher, teacher
Tell us how you do it, it's so easy for me
The creator of the style, emcee Ricky D
Now my only task is to warn all biters
Slimy sluts and fake rhyme writers
Don't try your luck and get the ruler annoyed
For when I'm through with you boy your whole world will be destroyed
So chill mister muscle or I'll come and hunt ya
If you are a girl I'll make no man want ya
So if you wanna rule and no [Unverified] in the way
Pay attention to my syllables and come see me and say hey hey
Teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it
It looks kinda easy like there was nothing to it
But they don't understand that the master will be
The creator of the style Ricky D
Teacher, teacher, tell me how you do it
It looks so easy like there was nothing to it
But they don't understand that the master will be

Yes, yes the original
Ricky, you the nigga don't forget it
Ricky, you the nigga don't forget it
Ricky, you the nigga don't forget it
Ricky, you the nigga don't forget it
Ricky, you the nigga don't forget it
Ricky, you the nigga don't forget it
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Okay, okay, okay, okay
Well as you know, thousand tear off they blouse
Bear rounds, have a spouse, try 'member who house
And big hitter in leavin' a fitter in literin'
Get rid of considerin', rocks be glitterin'
Walkin' over like a hawk and stalkin', king souls
Every one walkin', one of a batch, want a hatch for a poppin'
When a catch for a play in pass four and I'm in rap for
As can vision upon pull, now it's all full to a rich or for the poor
Without no more delays, sissy world flips, okay baby
Because of our way, niggas yell Hip-Hip hoorayin'
Is it? So as the next kiss it, and a sex miss it
Remain the exquisite, as I shower the hits
Best feel, let me see you overpower me twig, 'cuz I ship
Blocks and blocks stare in the jocks
Hip-Hop the fox, knock niggas out box
Wit the fly green socks and the limelight flappin'
It's nothin' dap in this, so champion of rappin' is
Brother girl fiend brought a jugga
Though I overlook her, being dream but a hooker
Yo who got things sowed, one guessed it
Blessed wit kit kat messed wit
Bulletproof vest sweat like doors like Coron'
Hello psycho home, pass that microphone
Hearin', whole world cheerin'
None scarin', ain't million dollar ring wearin'
So let it me, as the world said it
Cold sweat it, Ricky you the nigga don't forget it
As I shower the hits, best split
Or let me see you overpower me twig, cuz I ship
Yo, why in the world is rap white wind
Then sent for a mental, who dance or I enter
Present to the fans, who want a picnic bent
To get sent to spray praises on new found intellect
Though I'm wettable, who fedeble, unedible
Mic said mad incredible
Never heard of us, when your words are dusted
Send you move like murderers, not murderers proud to say
Girls go 'wow' and 'ow' to now show ya how to bow to
Scoop-a, in the train goopa, don't bloop a
What, Rick you playin supa dupa
How Slick? Just, you must get the picture
The one eyed kid, remain victor
As I shower the hits, best split

Well, I waited long time sweatin' it, gettin' jerked but yea I'm gettin' it
Early mornin, stiff as dawn and 'em, cuz a brother give the mornin off
And then we doin' in, paranoid to new swearin'
I said meet me in the lobby skip, so one could cut down on the cherry tip
Alright, he flyin' scat, to being fair to show a mighty that
La Di Da Di wanted Gotti and although depended on the body and
Who I know was gonna runaway, am I to live to serve the next day
When I know she's gonna be wit him, so hallelujah, praise God King
Checked it out, even candle light I figured out
Better handle it my nigga, in
I think the best thing is to block her out
'Cause she doesn't give a fuck about
So much change and true it in, you would of cared to wish the union
She's not a phony, turn the Sony off, you better overcome the lonely of
Although a brother lettin' that, thus don't know where I'm headin' at
To see, even though we fought of it by bother just the very thought of it
When I know she's gonna runaway, am I to live to serve the next day
When I know she's gonna be wit him, so hallelujah, praise God King
And I know you're gonna runaway, am I to live to serve the next day
When I know you gonna be wit him, can't believe that this is happenin'
Well, I should say fine and phone wit coin
But though you say that I'm the only one
What, behind my back thinkin' of, or father not the one I'm thinkin' of
On this stress, and when it's gonna end down
Wit this burden here I'm wonderin'
I know I should say fine fed it, yeah and think about all the girls ahead of ya
Though hard for me to just forget he and try to follow to the letter end
Although the terrible things we riff about or follow wise that I can live it out
When I know you're gonna runaway, am I to live to serve the next day
When I know you gonna be wit him, so Hallelujah, praise God King
When I know you're gonna runaway, am I to live to serve the next day
When I know you gonna be wit him, can't believe this is happenin'
I know you're gonna runaway, I know you're gonna be wit him
Seems I know you're gonna runaway, I know you're gonna be wit him

Excuse me, I'm trying to earn a mere buck or two
A solemn rapper come in, and who the fuck are you?
Around this part of town with diamonds and your girl in fur
"I'm trying to enter in this rap contest you're havin', sir"
You're kinda late, "Flat tire" well, that'd do it 'cuz
Well alright, pay me now, and you'll be at the hub
"I hope I don't mess up, or run out of breath, or even brick"
Don't worry hon' you're hittin' 'em harder than a fuckin' brick
"But what do you think, Van?", please, no one can serve us
"Wish me luck, dear, I'm scared and I'm nervous"
So who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the DJ calls, lick the balls
Now every time I write dope raps they come vickin' it
Now you know the title of this, so start lickin' it
Lips kickin' it, hey bitch, there is a brick in it
So when you think you're prepared, I keep stickin' it
Now here they come with a spike to fight, take it light
Now who the one you're trying to be like with all your might
And anyone that attempted to remove me out the race
Best give me space before I fly in they fuckin' face
Now raise that vocal, play that role around your local hoods
Don't worry about a thing 'cuz Ricky Rick is bringin' home the goods
Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the DJ calls lick the balls
Now everything that come out your mouth, sound like it's out of spite
I'm back on a mission and this time I'm gonna anchor right
That's right, ads help, he's improvin' it
"Thank gosh, Rick, we love the way you're movin' it"
Who's hittin' rough in eighty-eight, I bet your momma knows
Backslap you all down like I were dominoes
Stun 'em all, come on y'all, give me a taste of life
Act trife, I'll let my dog cold fuck ya wife
So be my friend and don't pretend you will not be forgiven
You're cleaning house up to the master, that's how we both are livin'
So who will stands, who falls, who crowds the halls
This one the DJ calls lick the balls
Go Vance Wright, go Rick, look at the style we bring
How come you cannot write a rap that will erase the king
The girls you watch are now entranced now when they see me slam
Shit on motherfuckers and I tell them who the fuck I am
My name is Rick, but now you know who's rulin' it
Pump the world and the DJ put the fuel in it
Come ride the dick and if you wanna know what is the word
Who write the baddest raps you and your boys have ever heard
I eat you up and give your girl a bowl of Puppy Chow
You understand alright? Hello, I'm tryin' to tell you now
Who stands, who falls, who crowds the halls

Kit, where you goin'?
Sorry, Michael, it's Rick the ruler
I have to go
Lights, camera, action, you're on
Get old Ricky D, what's wrong? The crowd's gone
So help me out kit 'cause this thief has to be caught
Radio the chief of police, get a report, Chief of Police said
"Well, I'm sorry Ricky D 'cause I really can't help"
Drats I think, I'll take a long walk
Kit put your scan on all these rappers in New York
But Michael's callin' me Rick, I got to go, if I get a word
You'll definitely be the first to know, well, on that night
I felt really up tight, hello, Rick, it's Vance Wright
Throw on your clothes, I found 'em, they're down town
Word, someones havin' a concert and they're using your crown
What? You sure it's mine? Yo Rick, I know the shape of it
You know your scratchers? Yeah, plus I got tape of it
Get over my house quick, ride your motorcycle
Kit, Ricky Rick, pick up, forget old Michael
Well, here came the DJ, trick to say the least
Yo, let me hear the tape, it's a complete masterpiece
Y'all figure this kinda is but this I bound to overtake
I heard a honk honk, that's kit, so let's pray
Here go my rap kit, analyze a hit
So kit what's the scoop?
Slick Rick, this one is it
Well, my tummy was growlin' while ice chillin' in my seat
We stopped by Mac Donald's so I could somethin' to eat
Skipped the line, the crowd started to break
Hey yo, let me get a big mac and a strawberry shake
Someone snatched me by my neck I thought I must be dead
Injected me with somethin', threw a bag over my head
I felt real weak, word, I couldn't even stand
I fell, next thing ice being thrust inside a van
Unconscious, who could be this shady?
When I awoke I was in a room with this lady
So you're the boss, Rick Rick with all the clout
Know why I'm I tied up and what's this all about?
And this she left the room this was my one chance for hope
I used my watch lighter to burn away the rope
Then is free, is free, an alarm was alerted
I made a flying leap through the window and it hurt
Someone threw a knife, who could be this trife
Then I ran and I ran cause is petro for my life
(Petrified)
Stranded and raw I saw a phone not far
I radioed in to my supadelic car
Yo, what's with the concert, am I still in it to win it?
Yes, I'm in Manhattan and I'll be there in a minute
And oh, by the way, I re-listened to your hit, hey Rick
What's the scoop? Oh man, this one is it
Tight tight security, man, there was a [unverified]
Came in with some candles and bum rushed the office
Grabbed up the one who liked to front and pretend
No, I don't know who it is, some brother lookin' like a hen
Let me go, let me go, please, you must be dusted
Hand cuffed this brother 'cause the thief could not be trusted
Grabbed up my money and my crown that's how I dissed 'em
I went on the mike, and DJ, man, I'm on the system
I warmed up the techniques to show he ain't soft
The crowd was up and this is how it started off
Who, who, who is the top choice of them all?
Yo Vance, cut, thanks a lot, who wanna die?
We up top, somewhat, forget me not, class that I have wont last
Soon as I blast from out the past, dash fast and hear a last
Vance wright, no man can bring you this

One-two, one-two
Is there a party over here, with no guns and knives getting in
Now let and best, get sweat the life threatenin'
Nettin' and suggestin', guest do the restin'
Mic test, KISS, BLS, who the best then?
'Cause when I appear with hoes off a chair with
Stare with, I'm talkin' 'bout a party over here with
Main wreckin', girls I'm checkin', could be naked too
Respect and to remember every one of y'all a second to
Their maxin', gonna be fraction, a fraction, attraction
Ya'll don't wanna see action or askin'
Screw, 'cause you don't what the Rick'll do
Giggle to, well as you can see a butt wiggle too
Fried and spin my bride and move your hide and
Not another jammy on my side and
So cling although desire I'm thin
I'm wonderin', should I begin to kick ya mind or chin
'Cause I'm king
Did ya'll forget who was the man? I'll stand and live kid
You will be bouncin' up and down 'cause I'm a grand individual
Shit you will fear say I'm cheer to dear
Disappear to where you no where near to
And could never dream, run horse forever and
Clever trap a hooker screamin' I?m yours forever and
Town to town with the b-boy sounds
That has the Ruler Rick announce, which amounts to bounce to
The class and still hum the last and
Smash, jewelry heavy like kids from the past and
'Cause bodies lay about, respect you better pay about
Obey about, 'cause Ricky isn't sweatin' what you say about him
Oh I'm on the clause, silent you're younger boy
Rap bein' strong, 'cause see this is violence you hunger for
So cling those aren't I'm thin, I'm wonderin'
Should I begin to kick your mind or chin, 'cause I'm king
Like Ceasar, so wanna chill ho on knees for
Please for, breeze, what money grow on trees for
Ten to play, I'm poppin' willie on the way in
Decay, the Rick could make a million a day and
Kid shot, 'cause we on the boy's heart
'Cause the part don't start that's killin' noise fart 'cause
Strive kid, go for the knife it's
One for the trife shit, run for your life it's
As I scrape ho's, graspin? to shape up
Clothes draped, tell me why you blastin' the tape up
And up high to where?s your boyfriend tried to be
Ho's fly to Vance Wright, tearin' upside of me
Sewin' ya, sweat so I bone ya
Let nobody clone ya, and get how I own ya
So hoes cling, those aren't I'm thin
I'm wonderin' should I bring to kick ya mind or chin

Verse 1:
(sung by slick rick)
Seems like yesterday
We used to rock the post
Makin love in the sheets
Like a ghost
Kissin and touchin
And holdin ya close
Kimberly Caire
you've got to know that
Love aint always
What it seems to be
Words can't express
What you mean to me
Even though you're gone
We're still a team
Through ya family
I'll forfill your dreams
In the future
Can't wait to see
If you open up
Your heart to me
Reminis some time
When they took ya Kim
'Try to black it out
But it plays again
When these tears
Are hard to concil
Can't imagine
All the pain I feel
Give anything
to hear half ya breathe
Cuz I know that I'll still love you
'Till my death
Chorus:
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every single day
Every bond you break
I'll be loving you
It's kinda hard
When your not around
To know your at yor window
Looking down
Believe me, girl
I cry for you
Every night
I cry for you
When these tears
Are hard to concil
Can't imagine
All the pain I feel
Give anything
to hear half ya breathe
Cuz I know that I'll still love you
'Till my death

Yeah, this one goes out to all them Moet clickers, knahmsayin'?
From the old school, no, not the Cristal group
It's the Moet click, yaknahmsayin'?
Sometimes the lesson I'm still holdin', yaknowhatImean?
Here it go, are you?
Dimes trash about, beg Rick ask them out
Moet click back in the house kid, ask about
In a vehicle not proud of, hi shouter and
Marvel at the cars that the one I got outta
Dismantle all vandal who cannot hold a candle near
I out glitter the chandelier
Bougie talk and glance at enhance
(Niggaz)
Who makes every walkin' dance
(Nigga)
Plus the clothes you saw me gorgeous 'bout
Would make a homosexual ask where I bought that outfit
No question, I answered all gangsters and
Paralyzed moves like professional dancers and
So go West, we a family skunk of rap hits
To snap out of you that divide and conquer crap
Pass the bubbly to the good guy starter
Rap style keep you in a good high bark, I sparkle
And move the middle
And move the middle
And move the middle
And move the middle
Glitter enter, even the stars in the million
And even the sun be like, "That kid over there brilliant"
Knew this isn't new deficit, all figure ripped
When I'm in the club, mad noise, at who the nigga is
Entertainment, alter, bald head slaughter
And Moet sparks curse, hi my name Rick Walter and
About to offer lead to drop another muffin
Even dead folks nowadays hoppin' out a coffin
What's one to do, goin' to do, blunted too
Son to who conduct the whole world if wanted to
Who assault viking, when he touch like lightning and
Everybody know me, walk in sparkling
The co-sponsor, although I sworn all out
And don't doubt it if you see me in some cornball outfit
Pass the champagne to good guy start
Rap style keep you in a good high bark, I sparkle
And move the middle
And move the middle
And move the middle
And move the middle
Brother arouser, a chauffeur of [unverified] propped
Against stars bright, so stay over my housetop
Even little kids give up their milk and cookie to
The bartender open off Rick and start lookin' to
A trailer full of women lovin' the rhythm, I'm givin'
And skin for what Rick for artillery within 'em
So let me explain it, famous, same
You know that the legendary reign this game kid
Massage and awaken who start to it
Old folk drop teeth breakin' so hard to it
That's Rick, so any drunk like a glad kid
Do that little dance where you spin round a tad bit
All battlin' done, just one hunch and I'll
Fight punch you all, all you fans dysfunctional
So pass the bubbly to the good guy starter
Rap style keep you in a good high bark, I sparkle
And move the middle
And move the middle
And move the middle
And move the middle
And move the middle
And move the middle
And move the middle
And move the middle

All of you cock pullers are frontin'
Wave your arms around like your some octopus or somethin'
To better ya, for any chick you want, I'm gettin' her
Rob people, mad ignorant, et cetera
Who the one to entertain and fume with?
Who you know breed humans can't be in the same room with?
Reefer sweet, wrap it up, free fix greet
Every rapper rap maggot underneath Rick's feet
Evicted, why you tryin' to find shit to lick with?
Even your kids tell you that you ain't shit to Slick Rick
Though you pretend to be glory
I'm number one, that's the end of the story
The black Clark Gable leave you numb
Every single one, frontin' on your label is a bum
Let me slow it down, that's enough of that
This I have to say, to you nothin' other rapper cats
From New York to Cali none'll fuck with the awkward
You think Muhammad Ali used to talk shit?
Bing! This sure hit alone'll bury ya
And even I got deported, I own America
From New York to Cali none'll fuck with the awkward
You think Muhammad Ali used to talk shit?
Bing! This sure hit alone'll bury ya
And even I got deported, I own America
He's so crazy, I smash rippin' up the place
Give the mack a taste, I wipe my ass with a rapper face
Cars come to a dead stop
Rain find ways not to drop on my head top
Tycoon rush at the richest
Even my complexion is a must have to bitches
Even without car, money to budget
I would have the most elegant apartment in the projects
You know what I mean? Bitches are in awe at the lingo
Know that Rick'll put an end to all rapper income
An old timer, lock up all vagina fields
France nor Italy can fuck with my designer skills
Saltin' inferior, faultin' to where we are
Tryin' to find fault in superior
Let me slow it down, that's enough of that
This I have to say, to you nothin' other rapper cats
From New York to Cali none'll fuck with the awkward
You think Muhammad Ali used to talk shit?
Bing! This sure hit alone'll bury ya
And even I got deported, I own America
From New York to Cali none'll fuck with the awkward
You think Muhammad Ali used to talk shit?
Bing! This sure hit alone'll bury ya
And even I got deported, I own America
You lack the taste hook I'm stickin' 'em with
While degenerate like yourself make our race look ignorant
And your girlfriend wanna kiss and deploy
Bout hittin' the groin' gets none of this tenderloin
Feet planted on deep black firmament
Bow, in the presence of who lead rap permanent
Like a lion rap rips a chunk of kids
You stunk, 'cause mortals ain't shit to conquer
Somebody said new pharoahs have appeared
How when everything I wore ten years ago you wear now?
I coulda murder heard a word out quick Rick stomp it kid
Hung to it, you complete bum to Rick
Source Awards, yeah, Rick every seminar
Even make Saddam Hussein tell me where the weapon are
Let me slow it down, that's enough of that
This I have to say, to you nothing other rapper cats
From New York to Cali none'll fuck with the awkward
You think Muhammad Ali used to talk shit?
Bing! This sure hit alone'll bury ya
And even I got deported, I own America
From New York to Cali none'll fuck with the awkward
You think Muhammad Ali used to talk shit?
Bing! This sure hit alone'll bury ya

rick: yo, turn up that instrumental
shay: like that?
rick: hell yeeeaaahhh...
shay: White Boy...
now its shay rappinrite now
shay rappin rite now
yes i am
rick: yes he is.
shay: im still rappin rite now
even though we talkin bout crap
talkin bout White Boy has tracks...
Both: stop that
rick: theres no guy slicka
than this slick rick nicka
shay: man, i wish that
i had some more snicksz
rick: talkin bout food
its makin me sicka
shay: well im sorry
im hungry like a nigga
...Everybody wanna have cash in their stash
rick: poor little shay
hes got a schlong rash
shay: anything thats White Boy
is crap dap
rick: we aint got no profits
'cause we jus talk smack
shay: i wish i had a girl
so i could call her
rick: 'just want you one bad chick
so u can spoil her
shay wanna get some...respect..
got as much respect
as my nutsac gets
shay: ricky walks arounf the house sayin
"lick my nuts, slick my nuts"
mom says, "Stop talkin bout nuts."
Ricky closes the door
'cause he's tired of rules
rick: at home, in the stores, even in the schools
Chorus:
don't touch us
cuz we're red
like the hot
we're tryin to
jine niggas a lot
uh ha ha ha ha
we get the feelin sometimes
that makes us wonder
will we always be hungry?
(will we always be hungry?)
we get the feelin sometimes
that makes us wonder
will we always be hungry?
(will we always be hungry?)
shay: broken glass
everywhere
rick: when shay pushed stephanie
rowdy sure did care
and they woke me up
and gave me a scare
shay: and we just stayed outside...
...and stared at the stairs
don't touch us
cuz we're red
like the hot
we're tryin to
jine niggas (niggas niggas niggas niggas...)

All alone, no one to be with you
All alone, no one to be with you
All alone, no one to be with you
All alone, no one to be with you
No one to be with you
As a youth, each Sunday, Dawn went to church
Paid her respects and not to mention was a virgin
Kid pushed up, Dawn lettin'
Since he made her laugh and all the other girls was sweatin'
Then things started to move without cause
And a couple o'months later kid's pushin' for the drawers
Under pressure while exchangin' glances
Dawn finally gives in to the sexual advances
Although it was a mad high cost for her
'Cuz after the thrill was gone, so was the lust for her
Eventually he left her for another
Now feeling alone and betrayed by her lover
She cried for no longer knew which way she headed
Once dreamed of actually wearing white at her wedding
And really being pure, now she thought she'd die without
Still she finds strength to continue with her life without
Love
(All alone, no one to be with)
Without love
(All alone, no one to be with)
Without love
(All alone, no one to be with)
Without love
(All alone, no one to be with)
Verse two of Dawn's life, the second segment
What could be worse than to now find out you're pregnant?
Poor Dawn couldn't sleep, laid awake
Not ready for a child and plus her mother's gonna break
As she doesn't know how she's gonna bring up the subject
Consequences of being used as an object
In church though time's runnin' thin
She decides to have the child because the doesn't want to sin
Props to the girl although it hit hard times
It was hell finishin' school and working part-time
Yet Dawn did it though her youth went to waste
Little help from the government, she got her own place
Hard for an independent woman and a kid
And as soon as she could get off the assistance, she did
Without no man who she once thought she'd die without
Still she finds the strength to continue with her life without
Love
(All alone, no one to be with)
Life without love
(All alone, no one to be with)
(All alone, no one to be with)
Life without love
(All alone, no one to be with)
Continue with her life without love
(All alone, no one to be with)
Hard for an independent
(All alone, no one to be with)
Hard for an independent
(All alone, no one to be with)
Hard for an independent
(All alone, no one to be with)
While Dawn worked two jobs tryin' to meet ends
Her son was busy cuttin' school and hangin' with his friends
So when she got words she tried to slap out the taste in his mouth
And explain how important education is
Under stress, she takes two bufferin'
Son now tired of seein' his poor mother sufferin'
Starts to sell drugs though the cops did a raid
Guess who's in the mix, and being legal age
Could do time, please call her employer
To inform her that her son is gonna' need a lawyer
Never no good news, just more strife
Dawn barely havin' enough time to live her own life
Here's the judge's sentence, beggin' and pleadin'
Now spends nine hours on the bus to go and see him
Here's the judge's sentence, beggin' and pleadin'
Now spends nine hours on the bus to go and see him
Without no man who she once thought she'd die without
Still she finds the strength to continue with her life without
Love
(All alone, no one to be with)
Life without love
(All alone, no one to be with)
Life without love
(All alone, no one to be with)
Life without love
(All alone, no one to be with)
Life without love
(All alone, no one to be with)
(All alone, no one to be with)
(All alone, no one to be with)
(All alone, no one to be with)
(No one to be with)
(All alone)
This is a special remix
(All alone, no one to be with)
(No one to be with)
(All alone, no one to be with)
(All alone, no one to be with)