Wednesday, 30 January 2013



3:36
America's Spookiest Ghost Costumes - America's Best - Ep. 2
America's Best ghost costumes are out to spook the competition and get their ghost hands o...
published: 22 Jan 2013
author: TheOnion
4:10
The Onion Voter's Guide To Mitt Romney
Your pathetic, statistically meaningless vote is more important than ever this year. To he...
published: 13 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
2:26
Fat Kid Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt
Today Now! brings you the inspiring story of Brian Peete, a fat boy who hid his obesity fr...
published: 17 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
2:48
Obama Win Causes Obsessed Backers To See How Empty Lives Are
The revelation that Obama's candidacy was the only thing that gave their lives any meaning...
published: 06 Nov 2008
author: TheOnion
1:28
Teachers
The hit series from The Onion's Family Channel explores the joys and sorrows of America's ...
published: 18 Jan 2013
author: TheOnion
2:26
Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squ...
published: 22 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
1:00
Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were ...
published: 17 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
3:00
All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet cra...
published: 17 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
2:14
Mean Automakers Dash Hope For Flying Cars
Onion News Network anchor Brandon Armstrong argues passionately for the existence of flyin...
published: 17 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
4:19
Your Brain-Gun: Turn The Safety Off - Onion Talks - Ep. 12
The most powerful weapon isn't in a missile silo: it's in your head. Leonard Pace explains...
published: 02 Jan 2013
author: TheOnion
3:13
Missing Teen's Friends Go On TV To Plead For Her Release, Gossip About Ugly Classmates
Two teens visit Today Now! in the hopes of finding their kidnapped friend and letting her ...
published: 18 May 2011
author: TheOnion
2:24
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment m...
published: 05 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
1:46
Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women
Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and re...
published: 12 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
3:00
Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about ...
published: 26 Jun 2008
author: TheOnion
Vimeo results:
1:01
At the Opera
A really moving night at the opera. A short film by Juan Pablo Zaramella. *Annecy 2011 Of...
published: 12 Dec 2010
0:27
Mutual Savings Bank - "Hi!" - Featuring Tina Fey
Facebook.com/OnionFilms In 1995, we cast a terrific young Second City cast member for thi...
published: 16 Jun 2010
2:42
CONSUMING SPIRITS (trailer) by Chris Sullivan
Coming Soon to: The Gene Siskel Film Center ,Chicago Ill. Jan 25th thru 31st Northwest Fil...
published: 12 Nov 2010
0:21
Caramelizing Onions
It takes anywhere from 30 minutes to 1 1/2 hours to caramelize onions, heating them on med...
published: 22 Jan 2009

Youtube results:
2:04
US Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
The United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of ...
published: 19 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
2:47
The Shins - Know Your Onion (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
Subscribe To Sub Pop's YouTube Channel www.youtube.com The Shins YouTube Playlist www.yout...
published: 01 Jul 2008
1:51
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their live...
published: 25 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
1:08
Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys
Repeatedly stabbing monkeys with sharpened objects may have an adverse effect on their hea...
published: 03 Mar 2008
author: TheOnion