Last of the Summer Wine

Cast

• Jane Freeman
• Peter Sallis
• Frank Thornton
• Bill Owen
• Brian Wilde
• Kathy Staff
• Jean Alexander
• Juliette Kaplan
• Robert Fyfe
• Brian Murphy
• John Comer
• Jean Fergusson
• Thora Hird
• Mike Grady
• Keith Clifford
• Sarah Thomas

• Season 1
• Episode 1: The Lost Key
  Clegg: He conceived the bold idea of asking Nora Fogarty for a lift. Of her skirt. To put an end to ...
• Episode 2: Inventor of the Forty Foot Ferret
  [last lines]::Blamire: It's an open question, life. Anything's possible. I mean, what do we really k...
• Episode 3: Pâté and Chips
  [first lines]::Blamire: Oh, he's late again. I knew it. He's not only unsavoury, he's unpunctual as ...
• Episode 4: Compo's Suit
  [first lines]::Compo: It's no good. I've not got the knack. Why's thine a better colour than mine?::...
• Episode 5: The 30's Car
  [first lines]::Blamire: [whistles to Clegg] Come on!...
• Episode 6: Hail Smiling Morn or Thereabouts
  [first lines]::Mr. Wainwright: No. Wait, wait. Come back, Mrs. Partridge. It wasn't meant to be rude...
• Episode : Of Funerals and Fish
  Compo: Hey, Cyril! Give us a fag, I'll give you a sniff of me socks....
• Season 2
• Episode 1: Forked Lightning
  [first lines]::Compo: It's a long time since I've had custard.::Blamire: Of course one's heart bleed...
• Episode 2: Who's That Dancing with Nora Batty Then?
  [first lines]::Gloria: Morning, Mrs Batty.::Nora Batty: Morning, Gloria luv.::Gloria: One thing, sha...
• Episode 3: The Changing Face of Rural Blamire
  [first lines]::Blamire: Charming view. Sort of... boring.::Clegg: Nearly sickly enough for a postcar...
• Episode 4: Some Enchanted Evening
  Blamire: [about Compo] I wonder what he's up to. Grimy little Herbert.::Clegg: It's really none of o...
• Episode 5: A Quiet Drink
  [first lines]::Blamire: What a splendid day it's been.::Clegg: We've covered some ground.::Compo: I'...
• Episode 6: Ballad for Wind Instruments and Canoe
  The Trio meet a man on the river who has lost his canoe. They find it, port it for the gent and then...
• Episode 7: Northern Flying Circus
  [first lines]::Compo: I wonder if I ought to give up betting on the horses.::Blamire: I don't believ...
• Season 3
• Episode 1: The Man from Oswestry
  Compo is missing Blamire, we learn from him, that Cyril Blamire has gone to live in Oswestry, after ...
• Episode 2: Mending Stuart's Leg
  [first lines]::Foggy: Now I made a very useful contact yesterday if ever you should be in the market...
• Episode 3: The Great Boarding-House Bathroom Caper
  [first lines]::Foggy: Boy, I'm looking forward to it. A weekend by the sea: salt air in your lungs, ...
• Episode 4: Cheering Up Gordon
  [first lines]::Clegg: Answer the phone, Foggy.::Foggy: In a jungle, I could have crept up on you and...
• Episode 5: The Kink in Foggy's Niblick
  [first lines]::Foggy: Right, take your jackets off. We shall all feel better for a free flow of air ...
• Episode 6: Going to Gordon's Wedding
  [first lines]::Compo: [holds out flowers] Hey. [Nora slams the door] Ah, come on, Nora. Don't muck a...
• Episode 7: Isometrics and After
  [first lines]::Foggy: Well, the trouble with you people is you're not as fit as you used to be.::Cle...
• Season 4
• Episode 1: Ferret Come Home
  Clegg: Must be about the only thing that's never gone up.::Foggy: What is?::Clegg: The guinea pig.::...
• Episode 2: Getting on Sidney's Wire
  [last lines]::[they are all in the public loo, although the camera remains outside]::Clegg: I see th...
• Episode 3: Jubilee
  Compo: I wonder why they call it plaster of Paris. When I broke my arm, they got mine from a company...
• Episode 4: Flower Power Cut
  Compo: I've been romancing her all this time and it's got me nowhere.::Foggy: "Romancing her," he sa...
• Episode 5: Who Made a Bit of Splash in Wales Then?
  Foggy: Try not to scream if you see anything move inside his trousers. See, he keeps ferrets in his ...
• Episode 6: Greenfingers
  Foggy: My theory is: muck.::Compo: I'm not surprised.::Foggy: As a nation we do not use good old far...
• Episode 7: A Merry Heatwave
  UK:1 January 1978...
• Episode 8: The Bandit from Stoke-On-Trent
  Compo: Amos, Foggy Dewhurst.::Amos Hames: *Foggy* Dewhurst? Sounds like an industrial disease....
• Episode 9: Small Tune on a Penny Wassail
  UK:26 December 1978...
• Season 5
• Episode 1: Full Steam Behind
  Foggy Dewhurst: It's sad to see the place in this condition.::Compo Simmonite: What are you talking ...
• Episode 2: The Flag and Its Snag
  [last lines]::Foggy Dewhurst: You can run along now. I'm going to stand to attention for a while. I ...
• Episode 3: The Flag and Further Snags
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• Episode 4: Deep in the Heart of Yorkshire
  Norman Clegg: It's the only thing that worries me about going to Heaven. Would I ever get used to th...
• Episode 5: Earnshaw Strikes Again
  [first lines]::[Compo moans]::Foggy Dewhurst: Stop squirming about!::Compo Simmonite: I'm bored!::Fo...
• Episode 6: Here We Go into the Wild Blue Yonder
  Norman Clegg: What do clouds remind you of?::Compo Simmonite: A cup o' tea and a meat pie at Sid's c...
• Episode 7: Here We Go Again into the Wild Blue Yonder
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• Episode 8: And a Dewhurst Up a Fir Tree
  UK:27 December 1979...
• Episode 9: Whoops
  UK:25 December 1981...
• Season 6
• Episode 1: In the Service of Humanity
  Ivy: They say it's a mystery why primitive man ever came down from the trees. Well, it's no mystery ...
• Episode 2: Car and Garter
  [Foggy has embarrassed himself in front of Ivy]::Foggy Dewhurst: Why didn't you tell me?::Compo Simm...
• Episode 3: The Odd Dog Men
  Foggy Dewhurst: But if it's her dog, why doesn't *she* take it for walks?::Fifi's Walker: She's fatt...
• Episode 4: A Bicycle Made for Three
  [Ivy sends Compo, Clegg, and Foggy out of the café. Sid calls after them]::Sid: It's all right for y...
• Episode 5: One of the Last Few Places Unexplored by Man
  [Compo is rummaging through a drawer]::Compo Simmonite: I'm looking for my camera.::Foggy Dewhurst: ...
• Episode 6: Serenade for Tight Jeans and Metal Detector
  Norman Clegg: I think I'd rather wait out here.::Foggy Dewhurst: Well, what's the matter with you?::...
• Episode 7: From Wellies to Wet Suit
  [last lines]::Compo Simmonite: I could murder some fish and chips.::Foggy Dewhurst: You usually do.:...
• Episode 8: All Mod Conned
  UK:25 December 1982...
• Season 7
• Episode 1: The Frozen Turkey Man
  Compo Simmonite: Dorothy Lamour used to have this flower in her teeth.::Foggy Dewhurst: Did a lot of...
• Episode 2: The White Man's Grave
  [Foggy recalls his military service]::Foggy Dewhurst: Yes, some of us gave our health and strength t...
• Episode 3: The Waist Land
  UK...
• Episode 4: Cheering Up Ludovic
  UK...
• Episode 5: The Three Astaires
  Vicar: I'm looking for a strong, male ballad singer.::Norman Clegg: Unsuitable on all three counts....
• Episode 6: The Arts of Concealment
  [Compo is flirting with Ivy while Clegg and Sid look on]::Compo Simmonite: Sometimes I don't think t...
• Episode 7: Getting Sam Home
  'John Comer (I)' (qv) (Sid) was suffering from throat cancer and could not speak so 'Tony Melody' (q...
• Season 8
• Episode 1: The Mysterious Feet of Nora Batty
  UK...
• Episode 2: Keeping Britain Tidy
  UK...
• Episode 3: Enter the Phantom
  Compo borrows Crusher's red motorcycle racing leathers and becomes The Phantom, in order to impress ...
• Episode 4: Catching Digby's Donkey
  On their morning walk, Foggy, Compo, and Clegg notice neighbor Digby chasing his donkey around his p...
• Episode 5: The Woollen Mills of Your Mind
  UK...
• Episode 6: Who's Looking After the Cafe Then?
  UK...
• Episode : The Loxley Lozenge
  UK...
• Season 9
• Episode 1: Why Does Norman Clegg Buy Ladies' Elastic Stockings?
  UK...
• Episode 2: The Heavily Reinforced Bottom
  UK...
• Episode 3: Dried Dates and Codfanglers
  UK...
• Episode 4: The Really Masculine Purse
  UK...
• Episode 5: Who's Feeling Ejected Then?
  UK...
• Episode 6: The Ice-cream Man Cometh
  UK...
• Episode 7: Set the People Free
  UK...
• Episode 8: Go with the Flow
  UK...
• Episode 9: Jaws
  UK...
• Episode 10: Edie and the Automobile
  UK...
• Episode 11: Wind Power
  UK...
• Episode 12: When You Take a Good Bite, Yorkshire Tastes Terrible
  The last appearance of Wally Batty. Joe Gladwin passed about 2 weeks before this episode aired....
• Episode 13: Merry Christmas, Father Christmas
  UK:28 December 1986...
• Episode 14: Big Day at Dream Acres
  Compo, Clegg and Seymour happen upon a somewhat wiley tramp, who persuades them to help him rescue h...
• Episode : Uncle of the Bride
  Preparations are underway for the wedding of Glenda, Wesley's daughter. Her uncle Seymour, a retired...
• Season 10
• Episode 1: The Experiment
  UK...
• Episode 2: The Treasure of the Deep
  UK...
• Episode 3: Dancing Feet
  UK...
• Episode 4: That Certain Smile
  The first episode with "Smiler"....
• Episode 5: Downhill Racer
  UK...
• Episode 6: The Day of the Welsh Ferret
  UK...
• Episode 7: Crums
  UK...
• Season 11
• Episode 1: Come Back Jack Harry Teesdale
  UK...
• Episode 2: The Kiss and Mavis Poskit
  UK...
• Episode 3: Oh Shut Up and Eat Your Choc-Ice
  UK...
• Episode 4: Who's That Bloke with Nora Batty Then?
  UK...
• Episode 5: Happy Anniversary Gough and Jessie
  UK...
• Episode 6: Getting Barry Higher in the World
  UK...
• Episode 7: Three Men and a Mangle
  UK...
• Episode 8: What's Santa Brought for Nora Then?
  UK...
• Season 12
• Episode 1: Return of the Warrior
  UK...
• Episode 2: Come in Sunray Major
  Foggy has Wesley fix a pair of old WW2 walkie-talkies and he has Clegg and Compo take one out for a ...
• Episode 3: The Charity Balls
  UK...
• Episode 4: Walking Stiff Can Make You Famous
  UK...
• Episode 5: That's Not Captain Zero
  UK...
• Episode 6: Das (Welly) Boot
  In England, '999' is used to call for Emergency Services/EMS (the equivalent of the USA's 911 servic...
• Episode 7: The Empire That Foggy Nearly Built
  UK...
• Episode 8: The Last Surviving Maurice Chevalier Impression
  UK...
• Episode 9: Roll On
  UK...
• Episode 10: A Landlady for Smiler
  UK...
• Episode 11: Barry's Christmas
  UK...
• Season 13
• Episode 1: Quick, Quick, Slow
  UK...
• Episode 2: Give Us a Lift
  UK...
• Episode 3: Was That Nora Batty Singing?
  UK...
• Episode 4: Cashflow Problems
  UK...
• Episode 5: Passing the Earring
  UK...
• Episode 6: Pole Star
  UK...
• Episode 7: Situations Vacant
  UK...
• Season 14
• Episode 1: By the Magnificent Thighs of Ernie Burniston
  [Foggy, Clegg and Compo stand watch while Howard changes his clothes in Clegg's house]::Foggy: [to C...
• Episode 2: Errol Flynn Used to Have a Pair Like That
  UK...
• Episode 3: Phantom of the Graveyard
  UK...
• Episode 4: The Self-Propelled Salad Strainer
  UK...
• Episode 5: Ordeal by Trousers
  UK...
• Episode 6: Happy Birthday, Howard
  UK...
• Episode 7: Who's Got Rhythm?
  UK...
• Episode 8: Camera Shy
  UK...
• Episode 9: Wheelies
  UK...
• Episode 10: Stop That Castle!
  UK...
• Season 15
• Episode 1: How to Clear Your Pipes
  UK...
• Episode 2: Where There's Smoke There's Barbeque
  UK...
• Episode 3: The Black Widow
  UK...
• Episode 4: Have You Got a Light Mate?
  UK...
• Episode 5: Concerto for Solo Bicycle
  Compo decides to take his bicycle out of storage, although it is in need of some basic safety repair...
• Episode 6: Stop That Bath
  UK...
• Episode 7: Springing Smiler
  UK...
• Episode 8: There Are Gypsies at the Bottom of Our Garden
  UK...
• Episode 9: Aladdin Gets on Your Wick
  UK...
• Episode 10: Welcome to Earth
  UK...
• Season 16
• Episode 1: The Man Who Nearly Knew Pavarotti
  UK...
• Episode 2: The Glory Hole
  UK...
• Episode 3: Adopted by a Stray
  UK...
• Episode 4: The Defeat of the Stoneworm
  UK...
• Episode 5: Once in a Moonlit Junkyard
  UK...
• Episode 6: The Space Ace
  UK...
• Episode 7: The Most Powerful Eyeballs in West Yorkshire
  UK...
• Episode 8: The Dewhirsts of Ogleby Hall
  UK...
• Episode 9: The Sweet Smell of Excess
  UK...
• Season 17
• Episode 1: Leaving Home Forever, or Till Teatime
  UK...
• Episode 2: Bicycle Bonanza
  As the "hat woman" (played by 'Lois Laurel' (qv)) leaves the café, the Laurel and Hardy theme plays....
• Episode 3: The Glamour of the Uniform
  UK...
• Episode 4: The First Human Being to Ride a Hill
  UK...
• Episode 5: Captain Clutterbuck's Treasure
  UK...
• Episode 6: Desperate for a Duffield
  UK...
• Episode 7: The Suit That Turned Left
  UK...
• Episode 8: Beware of the Elbow
  UK...
• Episode 9: The Thing in Wesley's Shed
  UK...
• Episode 10: Brushes at Dawn
  UK...
• Episode 11: A Leg Up for Christmas
  UK...
• Episode 12: Extra! Extra!
  UK...
• Season 18
• Episode 1: The Love Mobile
  UK...
• Episode 2: A Clean Sweep
  UK...
• Episode 3: The Mysterious C.W. Northrop
  UK...
• Episode 4: A Double for Howard
  UK...
• Episode 5: How to Create a Monster
  UK...
• Episode 6: Deviations with Davenport
  UK...
• Episode 7: According to the Prophet Bickerdyke
  Auntie Wainwright: [Knocks at the customer's house] Aboutthat clock you were interested in...::Custo...
• Episode 8: Next Kiss Please
  UK...
• Episode 9: Destiny and Six Bananas
  UK...
• Episode 10: A Sidecar Named Desire
  UK...
• Season 19
• Episode 1: Beware of the Oglethorpe
  UK...
• Episode 2: Tarzan of the Towpath
  UK...
• Episode 3: Truly and the Hole Truth
  UK...
• Episode 4: Oh Howard, We Should Get One of Those
  UK...
• Episode 5: The Suit That Attracts Blondes
  UK...
• Episode 6: The Only Diesel Saxophone in Captivity
  UK...
• Episode 7: Perfection - Thy Name Is Ridley
  UK...
• Episode 8: Nowhere Particular
  UK...
• Episode 9: From Audrey Nash to the Widow Dilhooley
  UK...
• Episode 10: Support Your Local Skydiver
  UK...
• Episode : There Goes the Groom
  UK...
• Season 20
• Episode 1: The Pony Set
  UK...
• Episode 2: How Errol Flynn Discovered the Secret Scar of Nora Batty
  UK...
• Episode 3: Who's Thrown Away Her Tom Cruise Photographs?
  UK...
• Episode 4: What Happened to Barry's Nose?
  UK...
• Episode 5: Optimism in the Housing Market
  UK...
• Episode 6: Will Barry Go Septic Despite Listening to Classical Music?
  UK...
• Episode 7: Beware the Vanilla Slice
  UK...
• Episode 8: Howard Throws a Wobbler
  UK...
• Episode 9: The Phantom Number 14 Bus
  UK...
• Episode 10: Ironing Day
  UK...
• Season 21
• Episode 1: Lipstick and Other Problems
  UK...
• Episode 2: Under the Rug
  UK...
• Episode 3: Magic and the Morris Minor
  UK...
• Episode 4: Elegy for Fallen Wellies
  UK...
• Episode 5: Surprise at Throstlenest
  UK...
• Episode 6: Just a Small Funeral
  UK...
• Episode 7: From Here to Paternity
  UK...
• Episode 8: Some Vans Can Make You Deaf
  UK...
• Episode 9: Waggoners Roll
  UK...
• Episode 10: I Didn't Know Barry Could Play
  UK...
• Episode : Last Post and Pigeon
  UK...
• Season 22
• Episode 1: Getting Barry's Goat
  Repo Man: Mrs Simmonite?::Mrs. Avery: There is no Mrs Simmonite. Or let's put it this way: if there ...
• Episode 2: The Art of the Shorts Story
  UK...
• Episode 3: The Missing Bus of Mrs Avery
  [last lines]::Marina: Howard! What are you doing among that woman?...
• Episode 4: Hey, Big Vendor
  [first lines]::Clegg: Can I just... summarize the situation here? We've just seen Billy Hardcastle d...
• Episode 5: Enter the Hawk
  [first lines]::Tom: Is this it, then? We've come all this way just to stare underwater.::Truly: Your...
• Episode 6: Gnome and Away
  [first lines]::Howard: Cleggy, can I leave this here a minute?::Clegg: If it's Marina, the answer is...
• Episode 7: A Hair of the Blonde That Bit You
  [first lines]::Mrs. Avery: Isn't that a bit old-fashioned?::Nora Batty: The old ways are sometimes t...
• Episode 8: A White Sweater and a Solicitor's Letter
  [first lines]::Auntie: Hem, ahem.::Billy Hardcastle: My, it's a right bow, is that. I'll bet tha cou...
• Episode 9: Why Is Barry at an Angle?
  [last lines]::Smiler: I can't even tell anybody. How can I tell anybody I've been mugged by a six ye...
• Episode 10: The Coming of the Beast
  Nora Batty: [about a rumoured tiger] Well, I don't think there's anything round here that is a man-e...
• Episode 11: Potts in Pole Position
  UK...
• Season 23
• Episode 1: A Brief Excursion in the Fast Lane
  [first lines]::Smiler: Can I use your phone?::Auntie: Do you have to ask? Of course you can use the ...
• Episode 2: The Mystical Squeak of Howard's Bicycle
  Billy: Do you think God keeps an eye on everything?::Truly: No, that's special branch.::Clegg: I tho...
• Episode 3: Mervyn Would Be Proud
  [first lines]::Billy: I wish somebody'd find the wife's sister attractive, and set up home with her ...
• Episode 4: The Incredible Ordeal of Norman Clegg
  Drunk: Thash- that's the wu-worst dummy I've ever seen in me life!::Drunk: Both of 'em....
• Episode 5: Beware of the Hot Dog
  [last lines]::Clegg: I think Wesley's a bit heavy with the oil, especially on his overalls.::Billy: ...
• Episode 6: In Search of Childlike Joy and the Farthest Reaches of the Lotus Position
  [first lines]::Tom: Heh-hee-hee. That's what I call a trolley.::Wesley: Probably the finest trolley ...
• Episode 7: A Chaise Longue Too Far
  Auntie: Looks expensive.::Tom: We haven't seen it yet.::Auntie: I just have this premonition. A shiv...
• Episode 8: Exercising Father's Bicycle
  [first lines]::Collector: Hello! Uh, Mr Simmonite?...
• Episode 9: Sadly, Madly, Bradley
  [first lines]::Clegg: Oh, look. It's a balloon with a Howard on a string.::Howard: You ignore me if ...
• Episode 10: It All Began with an Old Volvo Headlamp
  [first lines]::Billy: I used to come out here with an old Volvo headlamp, put it to me ear and liste...
• Season 24
• Episode 1: A Musical Passing for a Miserable Muscroft
  UK...
• Episode 2: The Lair of the Cat Creature
  [first lines]::Barry: [about his car] Oh, she looks great when she's been polished, Glenda. I think ...
• Episode 3: Ancient Eastern Wisdom - An Introduction
  [first lines]::[Pearl is hoovering while Howard reads a book]::Pearl: 'Scuse me, is there anybody ho...
• Episode 4: A Pick-up of the Later Ming Dynasty
  Smiler: Do you lot play golf?::Entwhistle: We invented it.::Tom: I thought that was a Scotsman.::Ent...
• Episode 5: The Secret Birthday of Norman Clegg
  [first lines]::Clegg: What do you think about birthdays?::Truly: I think I've had too many of 'em.::...
• Episode 6: In Which Gavin Hinchcliffe Loses the Gulf Stream
  [first lines]::Billy: I saw Gavin Hinchcliffe yesterday. [pause] There's no need to get excited.::To...
• Episode 7: The Miraculous Curing of Old Goff Helliwell
  UK...
• Episode 8: The Frenchies Are Coming
  UK...
• Episode 9: The Man Who Invented Yorkshire Funny Stuff
  [first lines]::Clegg: [reading the newspaper] C. Cooper.::Truly: A. Jackson.::Clegg: What about A. J...
• Episode 10: The Second Husband and the Showgirls
  Glenda: I don't know why some of you married at all.::Nora Batty: We've all wondered that....
• Episode 11: All of a Florrie
  [first lines]::Clegg: You're looking very thoughtful, Truly. You look like a man who's thinking abou...
• Episode 12: A Short Blast of Fred Astaire
  UK...
• Season 25
• Episode 1: Jurassic - No Parking
  [first lines]::Billy: I couldn't sleep last night for the wife snoring.::Truly: Didn't you give her ...
• Episode 2: The General's Greatest Battle
  [last lines]::Clegg: The Battle of Mazurka, two hours at the most, huh. And our Alvin, without flinc...
• Episode 3: Spores
  [last lines]::Alvin: [dressed as a clown] Come on, lass, what does make you laugh? D'you like a good...
• Episode 4: Happy Birthday Robin Hood
  [first lines]::Nora Batty: What are you doing wearing that thing?::Alvin: [removes gas mask] I'm try...
• Episode 5: Who's That with Barry and Glenda? - It's Not Barry and Glenda
  [first lines]::Alvin: No!::Nora Batty: No what?::Alvin: I'm not available for romantic purposes.::No...
• Episode 6: An Apple a Day
  [last lines]::Howard: I'm so sorry we got interrupted and didn't get lunch.::Marina: Not to worry, H...
• Episode 7: Barry Becomes a Psychopathic Killer But Only Part Time
  [first lines]::Glenda: Barry, how long have you had a twitch?::Barry: It's terrific, a real mean twi...
• Episode 8: Things to Do When Your Wife Runs Off with a Turkish Waiter
  [first lines]::Nora Batty: What are you doing?::Alvin: Just testing.::Nora Batty: I know you're a bi...
• Episode 9: Beware of Laughing at Nora's Hats
  [first lines]::Alvin: [riding a bicycle with a sidecar] Hop on. Your carriage awaits.::Nora Batty: I...
• Episode 10: Yours Truly - If You're Not Careful
  [last lines]::Truly: 'Rosemarie' was always her favorite. A Mountie on a horse. I used to say to her...
• Episode 11: Variations on a Theme of the Widow Winstanley
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• Season 26
• Episode 1: The Swan Man of Ilkley
  [first lines]::Alvin: Hello. Come on if you're ready. Stir yourself.::Nora: Ooh. You realize, I'm on...
• Episode 2: Watching the Clock
  [last lines]::Smiler: [trying card trick on a passing lady] Take a card.::Passing Lady: Thank you. [...
• Episode 3: Has Anyone Seen a Peruvian Wart?
  [last lines]::Clegg: Crowcroft. So, I mean, how is he?::Truly: Well, he was looking much better when...
• Episode 4: Hermione (the short course)
  [first lines]::Alvin: I'm Alvin, vaulter of rivers!::[Ivy sighs]::Nora: Don't look. It only encourag...
• Episode 5: Who's That Mouse in the Poetry Group?
  Barry: When you're young you think you are always going to be happy with your fancy underpants, even...
• Episode 6: Available for Weddings
  Alvin Smedley: We could take a shortcut.::Billy Hardcastle: What shortcut? There's the road we came ...
• Episode 7: The McDonaghs of Jamieson Street
  [first lines]::Nora: Look, Miss Batty. [skateboards into shop] Look out. Whoa!::Nora: Are you all ri...
• Episode 8: The Afterthoughts of a Co-op Manager
  [last lines]::Marina: Oh, Ronald. If you're into crocodiles, please spare a thought for someone who ...
• Episode 9: Lot No. 8
  [first lines]::Truly: Are we getting too old, Billy? Too set in our ways? Losing that playful edge.:...
• Episode 10: Little Orphan Howard
  [first lines]::Entwistle: OK, now what?::Tom: Keep your eyes on your float.::Entwistle: Watch float....
• Episode 11: Merry Entwistle and Jackson Day
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• Season 27
• Episode 1: Follow That Bottle
  Auntie Wainwright: I'd almost forgotten this.::Smiler: What is it?::Auntie Wainwright: It's a suit o...
• Episode 2: How to Remove a Cousin
  [last lines]::Truly: I think I liked Aubrey better when his knees were wobbly,::Billy: True. But I s...
• Episode 3: Has Anyone Seen Barry's Midlife Crisis?
  [last lines]::Marina: Talk to me, Howard. What's going through that thoughtful little head?::Howard:...
• Episode 4: The Genuine Outdoors Robin Hood Barbi
  [first lines]::Alvin: Every morning we get this flurry of wind stirring up the dust, and it's you.::...
• Episode 5: Barry in Danger from Reading and Aunt Jessie
  [first lines]::Alvin: "And how's your mother keeping?" she asked. And their Bet says, "She's keeping...
• Episode 6: Who's That Merry Man with Billy, Then?
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• Episode 7: Who's That Talking to Lenny?
  [first lines]::Nora: And that's supposed to entertain the over-sixties. I hope they think it's been ...
• Episode 8: Oh Look! Mitzi's Found Her Mummy
  [first lines]::Entwistle: You fire arrow at sky. Where it falls can tell good luck or bad.::Truly: S...
• Episode 9: Plenty of Room in the Back
  [first lines]::Alvin: Instead of traveling by bicycle, I might have been a Greek shipping millionair...
• Episode 10: A Tale of Two Sweaters
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• Season 28
• Episode 1: The Second Stag Night of Doggy Wilkinson
  An old friend, Doggy, is almost 80 and getting married again - so The Boys take him out for his bach...
• Episode 2: What Happened to the Horse?
  UK...
• Episode 3: Variations on a Theme of Road Rage
  UK...
• Episode 4: In Which Howard Gets Double Booked
  Pearl & Howard live in No.4 (no street name)...
• Episode 5: Will the Nearest Alien Please Come In
  UK...
• Episode 6: Elegy for Small Creature and Clandestine Trackbike
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• Episode 7: The Crowcroft Challenge
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• Episode 8: Must Be Good Dancer
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• Episode 9: In Which Howard Remembers Where He Left His Bicycle Pump
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• Episode 10: Sinclair and the Wormley Witches
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• Season 29
• Episode 1: Enter the Finger
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• Episode 2: Will the Genuine Racer Please Stand Up?
  Howard dresses Tom up in racing gear, complete with helmet, and makes sure Pearl sees him so that he...
• Episode 3: A Short Introduction to Cooper's Rules
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• Episode 4: Is Jeremy Quite Safe?
  While Tom is cleaning out the back room he discovers a safe which Auntie has forgotten about for man...
• Episode 5: All That Glitters Is Not Elvis
  The title is based upon a quote from 'William Shakespeare (I)' (qv)'s play "The Merchant of Venice" ...
• Episode 6: Eva's Back in Town
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• Episode 7: In Which Romance Isn't Dead - Just Incompetent
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• Episode 8: The Mischievous Tinkle in Howard's Eyes
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• Episode 9: Of Passion and Pizza
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• Episode 10: It's Never Ten Years
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• Episode 11: Get Out of That, Then
  First episode where Lenny is identified as Barry's cousin....
• Season 30
• Episode 1: Some Adventures of the Inventor of the Mother Stitch
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• Episode 2: The Mother of All Mistakes - Or Is It?
  Adopted as a baby, Hobbo is determined to trace his natural mother. He has found out her name and ex...
• Episode 3: Will Howard Cross the Atlantic Single Handed?
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• Episode 4: Who's That Looking Sideways at Nelly?
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• Episode 5: Nobody Messes with Tony the Throat
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• Episode 6: Will Stella Find True Love with Norris Fairburn?
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• Episode 7: Will Randolph Make a Good Impression?
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• Episode 8: In Which Romance Springs a Leak
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• Episode 9: Variations on a Theme of Father's Day
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• Episode 10: Goodnight Sweet Ferret
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• Episode : I Was a Hitman for Primrose Dairies
  Clegg hears his new neighbor - retired milkman Luther 'Hobbo' Hobdyke - has strong links to MI5 and ...
• Season 31
• Episode 1: Behind Every Bush There Is Not Necessarily a Howard
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• Episode 2: Happy Camping
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• Episode 3: The Rights of Man (Except for Howard)
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• Episode 4: Howard and the Great Outdoors
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• Episode 5: Look Whose Wheel's Come Off
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• Episode 6: How Not to Cry at Weddings
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