The Irony Theatre presents The Barbaricum Tales : Brunhild the teuton chieftain A short flash animation involving Brunhild, the teuton chieftain, and Marcus, the roman praetor, made by me, Burcas Florin Adrian aka GreenIrony. Hope you will enjoy watching it. :) Script : Brunhild : By Wotan's beard and all that other crap I will destroy you all with my "made in China" shield ! Marcus : Hey there, what seems to be the problem here ? Brunhild : Yaa deaf or something. I will destroy y... Marcus : Yes, yes, I got that. But why do you wish to destroy, uhm, us all ? Brunhild : Hm, well, I never thought about that. Ahhh, By all the crap in the world, do I really need a reason ? Marcus : You my friend need a reason to be angry ! Oh, and another thing, you do know you fight with your spear, the shield is for defense only. Brunhild : Huh, what ? defense, reason, shield ? huh, ahhh!!! What are you trying to do to me man, I only want to destroy. Marcus : So... anger management is it ? Brunhild : That's it, I will destroy you first ! Prepare to feel my shield's splinters in your fancy "to calm to get angry" face !!! Marcus : You do know who I am, right? Brunhild : Ahhhh, my eyes are ready to pop and then burst into huge flames. I don't give a smelly wild boar's ass who you are!!! Marcus : I am a roman praetor ! Brunhild : Am I not speaking well enough ? Listen you smooth skin nice smelling idiot and listen good; I will run over you like I did yesterday running over my shit I just made <b>...</b>