Malta, we love Malta! These are the things we'd alter. Malta, we love Malta, These are the things we'd alter. Now you've not been in Malta for very long, Before you notice some things seem wrong So before we go on with the show, This is our very own Maltese calypso: (refrain) Now the Maltese people are very nice, If you hire a car, you better think twice. Oh the Maltese people are very nice, If you hire a car, you better think twice. I hired one the first day I got here With no brakes, no clutch, and I can't change gear. I went around to get my money back, But the man says, don't worry 'cause they're all like that. (refrain) Now I took a taxi, had a terrible fright. He drove on the left, he drove on the right. Oh I took a taxi, had a terrible fright. He drove on the left, he drove on the right. I asked the driver, can this be true? Does everyone in Malta drive like you? He turned around, and said we got it made, In Malta, everybody drives in the shade. (refrain) Now the Maltese girls are very fine, With dark skin and eyes that shine. Oh, the Maltese girls are very fine, With dark skin and eyes that shine. I asked a girl to come out with me till late, So I picked her up about a half past eight, Her mother said, now have a real good time, But she better be home by half past nine! (refrain) Now the first thing that made me very cross, Was everybody drives like Stirling Moss. Oh the first thing that made me very cross, Was everybody drives like Stirling Moss. The buses here ...

• published: 03 Feb 2008
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• author: ianjones1980