Parker, Dorothy Filmography

• O Telefonema (2010)
• Public Speaking (2010)
• You Were Perfectly Fine (2009)
• The Sexes (2008)
• The Game (2004)
• The Lovely Leave (1999)
• T'odio, amor meu (1996)
• La flor de mi secreto (1995)
• Women and Men: Stories of Seduction (1990)
• Big Blonde (1980)
• Ladies of the Corridor (1975)
• Een heel kleintje maar (1967)
• A Star Is Born (1954)
• Queen for a Day (1951)
• The Fan (1949)
• Smash-Up: The Story of a Woman (1947)
• Saboteur (1942)
• The Little Foxes (1941)
• Weekend for Three (1941)
• Sweethearts (1938)
• Trade Winds (1938)
• The Cowboy and the Lady (1938)
• A Star Is Born (1937)
• Woman Chases Man (1937)
• The Moon's Our Home (1936)
• Three Married Men (1936)
• Suzy (1936)
• Lady Be Careful (1936)
• Hands Across the Table (1935)
• Here Is My Heart (1934)
• Remodeling Her Husband (1920)

Parker, Dorothy Filmography

• Arlene Fraser Murder Trial: The Missing Evidence (2005)

• Dorothy Parker - Prince
• Dorothy Parker - Mental As Anything

Come on out here, Rhonda
Dorothy was a waitress on the promenade
She worked the night shift
Dishwater blonde, tall and fine
She made a lot of tips, oh yessir
Earlier I'd been talkin' stuff in a violent room
Fightin' with lover's past
I needed someone with a quicker wit than mine
Dorothy was fast, yeah yeah
I ordered - "Yeah, let me get a fruit cocktail and a pizza"
Dorothy laughed
She said - "Sound like a real man 2 me, now
U're kinda cute, U wanna take a bath?"
Do U wanna, bath?
And, I said - "Cool, I'm leavin' my pants on
Kinda goin' with someone"
"Sound like a real man 2 me
Mind if I turn on the radio?" G!
"Ah, my favorite song," she said
And it was Joni singing, ("Help me, I think I'm falling")
The phone rang and she said
"Whoever's calling can't be as cute as U"
Dorothy Parker was cool
Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker, Dorothy Parker {x2}
{audience repeats till end}

Of all the theatre critics
Dorothy was the worst
She could be most sarcastic
And cruel and perverse
If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine
Dorothy Parker's hair was dark and listless
just like my hippy brother Chris's
If she was pessimistic
She was the humorist kind
She wrote sad short stories
With the funniest lines
If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine
Dorothy Parker's hair was dark and listless
just like my hippy brother Chris's
Up in the old Algonquin
Talking verse and in rhyme
Drinking around the table
Every lunch time
If she were alive she'd be a friend of mine
Dorothy Parker's hair was dark and listless
just like my hippy brother Chris's
(repeat)
Aah aah
Aah aah