I've been really tryin', baby
Tryin' to hold back this feelin' for so long
And if you feel like I feel, baby
Then come on, oh come on
Let's get it on, ah baby
Let's get it on, let's love, baby
Let's get it on, sugar
Let's get it on, whoo-ooh-ooh
We're all sensitive people
With so much to give, understanding, sugar
Since we got to be
Let's live, I love you
There's nothing wrong with me
Lovin' you, baby no no
And givin' yourself to me could never be wrong
If the love is true, oh baby
Don't you know how sweet and wonderful
Life can be?
I'm asking you baby
To get it on with me
I ain't gonna worry
I ain't gonna push, I won't push you baby
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on baby
Stop beatin' 'round the bush
Let's get it on
Let's get it on, you know what I'm talkin' about
Come on baby, hey hey, let your love come out
If you believe in love,
Let's get it on, let's get it on, baby
This minute, oh yeah
Let's get it on, please,
Please get it on
I know that you know what I've been dreaming of
Don't you baby?
My whole body wants the feeling of love,
Ah help me!
I ain't gonna worry,
No I ain't gonna push, I won't push you baby
So come on, come on, come on, come on, come on darlin'
Stop beatin' 'round the bush
Oh, gonna get it on, threatening you, baby
I want to get it on, you don't have to worry that it's wrong
If the spirit moves you, let me groove you
Good, let your love come down, oh, get it on,
Come on baby, do you know the meaning of being sanctified?
Ah...
Girl, you give me good feelings, so good, something like sanctifying
Oh, do right baby.
Nothing wrong with love, if you wanna love me baby,
The beautiful Princess Lawna is filled with despair
I'm afraid we can't hold out much longer
I only wish it didn't have to end this way
Do not give up hope yet princess
There are powers beyond those of which you are familiar
The legend of Videoland foretells of a young warrior
From another land
Who shall warp into our world and lead you to victory
He is Capitan N the game master
Behold!
The Ultimate Warp Zone!
Yeah, c'mon King Hippo, you ain't got nothin'-oh shit,
yeah uh
Woo hoo hoo hoo!
What the...
I'm Princess Lawna.
Oh, what up baby?
I'm MadHatter.
I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore
Where the hell am I?
You're in Videoland!
Uhh...
The Ultimate Warp Zone brought you here.
What, cause I'm like the king of the old school
Nintendo nerds?
Something like that.
Right.
The Legend foretold of your coming to restore freedom
freedom freedom.
That's why I gave you that Super Power Pad and Zapper.
You mean this shit is real?
Aw hell yeah!
It's on like Donkey Kong!
Don't talk shit
I got the skills that you can't fuck with
and I might have to split your lip
to take out the treasure
leave you laying on your big fat ass
I might be only 4-foot tall
but don't spite me
I'll beat all of y'all
so fight me
and you'll find out why Mike Tyson has got to die
(Welcome ladies and gentleman to the Kansas Colliseum
in the corner with the green
trunks Lil' Mac)
Step into the ring let the show begin
I'll shatter Glass Joe with a punch to the chin
I might be a rookie but these dudes are chumps
I'll slap Piston Honda on his forehead lumps
Ya shoulda seen the conference he had back in Japan
he broke down cryin' sayin' I was the man
People see my height thinkin' I ain't rough
ya din't think a midget could get this tough
Well sit back and enjoy the chuckles
I'll enjoy the sound it makes when your face meets my
knuckles
Even King Hippo tried to mess me up
but I knocked him on his ass and he couldn't get up
FAT ASS
Yo doc my trainer man how am I doin'
Look out behind you Lil' Mac troubles brewin'
Bald Bull you think you're invincible what
How bout' I punch your stupid ass in the gut
(The winner Lil' Mac!)
CHORUS
I Live to fight another day
So Mike Tyson' my way
An I will make him pay
Bring it on
Bitch bring it on
BRING IT ON!
HERE WE GO!
With the punches that will hit you HIGH and LOW!
An it'll be a T K O
Just stay in my way
And i will make you pay
I Live to fight another day
So Mike Tyson' my way
An I will make him pay
Bring it on
Bitch bring it on
BRING IT ON!
HERE WE GO!
With the punches that will hit you HIGH and LOW!
An it'll be a T K O
Just stay in my way
And i will make him pay
(TITLE BOUT! in this corner that crazy ass motherfucker
MIKE TYSON!)
Come on bitch I ain't scared of you
Once you feel my rage there ain't nothing you can do
Did you really bite the ear off a dude?
Don't make me laugh Mike cause if thats true
You can never be as sick as me
I'll eat both your ears and wash it down with Soda
Popinski
Come on Mike give me your best shot
I'll bet you-uuhhh
(Get up Lil' Mac don't give up
Join the Nintendo Fun Club today
What the fuck did you just say to me!
Stick and move Mac stick and move
Man whatever)
You think I came all this way for nothin'
Hey Tyson I'm gonna bring your chin something
Repeat CHORUSx2
(Oh my GOD! the Winner Lil' Mac
It's incredible I've never seen anything quite like it
I've never seen a midget throw a punch like that
It was like... It was like a turtle with boxing gloves
It just, it crept right up and climbed up his knees
right past his dick and punched him right in the
fuckin' noggin
He's so short it's almost like he has to take an
escalator
to climb to the top just to punch you in the testicles
It's insane he has to climb your testicle hairs
just to get to a point where he can punch you in your
nuggets
IT'S incredible, I'm cryin' more than the season finale
of Friends
Welcome to Videoland!
Welcome to Videoland!
We've got rescue the princess!
Check 6, check 7, check 8Bit Bullshit
Giving the nerds something to roll with (Yeah)
We're going to party like its' 1986
Blow in the cartridge and get your fix
You all know me, I'm that rapper
With the nine power glove and a sawed-off Zapper
Electric light in his skulls
Direct hit you'll explode into pixels
Transported to the land long ago
You know what they say:
Nintendos before hoes
All them lonely boys will agree
Life was tough when R.O.B. was your only buddy
But don't worry girls, this shit's for you too
Game chicks exist; shocking but true!
So come one, come all 'till you RKS
Follow me on a journey through the NES
I am the one
Madhatter's my name
The prodigal son of videogames
I've been havin' crazy pipe dreams, don't laugh
And please don't tell the mental hospital staff
But I wake up in a land filled with mushrooms
Overrun with plants of doom and fire flowers in bloom
It don't stop there; this sound insane
But there's a princess in peril that calls out my name
"Mario!" I dunno how she knows me though
But she's fine as hell and has an ass like "Whoa!"
So I run through the land, and I'm quick on the double
Dreamin' no dream, man, Toadstool is in trouble
So bring on King Koopa, I ain't that impressed
I'mma flush out that punk like a plumber possessed
I am true to my claim
Fat boy plumber, Mario is the name
Collectin' coins, I'm all about the cash
And you know them chicks dig the bushy-ass mustache
I grab my brown boots and bright red cap
And my blue overalls, old-school like dat!
My hands are shakin' with a fireball itch
I'm about to make Bowser my bitch!
I've been havin' crazy pipe dreams
My brother's in them too
Luigi, but Luigi's a wussy
So it's up to me to save the Mushroom Kingdom
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum
But I'm all outta gum, man, I know that was lame
But when your enemies are turtles, you can't have no
shame
You've got koopa troopas
And even parakoopa troopas
Stomp on their shells and leave them in a stupa*
Supa Dupa MARIO! Magic fungus!
Make me grow double size, stomp my foes to dust
I'm quick to put a boot to a Goomba's forehead!
One small jump and I'm leavin' them dead!
You wanna know about Operation N313?
Well, sit down, this might take awhile to explain...
Parachuting from the plane as my boots touch down
on the ground, in the jungle without making a sound.
Checkin with Big Boss on the transceiver radio.
Now it's time to start the show.
"I FEEL ASLEEP", said the guard on the path.
So I snuck up and I punched him in his sleepy ass.
(Ha!)
I run from the guards.
Holy Cow!
They must be putting crack in that puppy chow! (yeah)
I take out more guards, steal their keycards,
making them moan like a bunch of retards.
Into Building 1, I finally find a gun. (ha)
A gasmask, some missiles, and a cardboard box for fun.
Silencer, grenade launcher. (yeah)
Just your normal day for your average sauveteur.
I thought nothin' could ruin my rapture,
but this about the time that my ass got captured.
They put me in a cell next to Gray Fox.
I helped him escape and got out of that box.
I grab my backpack full of gear,
but was met by a guard with a shocking spear.
I told him to give up, but he would not succumb.
So I shot our sea missles right up his rectum. (hahaha)
The same goes for them fools Twin Shot.
My grenades made them suckas feel not so hot. (yeah)
(Alarm sounds) (Punching Sound Effects)
Machine Gun Kid trying to take me down,
but I took out my Baretta and I popped that clown.
Down the elevator and I'm on my way.
Outer Heaven's blood will spray because..
**(Chorus)
I'm a one man weapon of mass destruction.
Special Forces agent don't need an introduction.
FOXHOUND specialist, and you know I'm pissed.
You take a look amiss, I might give ya neck a twist.
Operation N313.
I can choose to sneak or cause a killing spree.
But, lemme make one thing crystal clear:
Solid Snake doesn't fear a Metal Gear.
(End Chorus)
This is where shit really starts to stir.
I was stopped by a muscle-bound supersoldier.
You are not Arnold Schwarzenegger, no you are not sir.
Oh yes, depart with my rocket launcher. (boom!)
Next up Fire Trooper and Coward Duck
Till CaTaffy, does it look like I give a fuck??
Nothin' will stop me from completing my mission.
Steady leaving guards in critical condition. (yeah)
I finally find Dr. Pettrovich.
Who told me how to give Metal Gear a computer glitch.
(cool)
But then he gave me some shocking infromation,
"Big Boss is the leader of the Outer Heaven Nation"
WHAT THE HELL!?
No way! My own commander is the one to betray? (no)
Planted explosives on the super computer.
Only one dirty dog left that I gotta neuter.
I found Big Boss and I crushed his gulls.
I also crushed his skull with a dilsur missile
I blew that place up, and I ran from the heat.
Another mission complete because..
**(Chorus)
I'm a one man weapon of mass destruction.
Special Forces agent don't need an introduction.
FOXHOUND specialist, and you know I'm pissed.
You take a look amiss, I might give ya neck a twist.
Operation N313.
I can choose to sneak or cause a killing spree.
But, lemme make one thing crystal clear:
Solid Snake doesn't fear a Metal Gear.
**(Repeat Chorus)
There ain't too much I do fear.
There isn't a nuclear holocaust that I can't handle.
FOXHOUND. Solid Snake.
Les Enfants Terribles, Bitch!
Yeah...
(Punching)
(Snake is spotted)
(Alarm Sounds)
(Chase Music Ensues)
I roll through Hyrule, swingin my blade. (chop!)
I got mad rupees, hella paid,
and I'm on a quest to eliminate Ganon.
Some say I'm a loose cannon. (tch)
Just becase I like to throw my swords,
and leave 'em stuck dead in ya vocal cords.
That don't mean you have to hate.
Extinguishing evil is my fate. (yeah)
So I roam the land everyday and night,
lookin for adventure, lookin to fight.
Ganon is a wizard, but I am much greater.
My name is Link and I'm the hater exterminator. (ha!)
Don't test me, I come hard.
Don't make me put you with the ghosts in the graveyard.
North-West, South-West.
Secret passage ways in the forest. (yes)
I gotta get that Triforce back,
or the kingdom will think I'm hella whack.
Check it, don't think I'mma let that happen, (no)
I sword fight just as good as I'm rappin'. (hell yeah)
Miss Zelda is my lust, (uh)
to win this princess over
I must wipe the darkness from these lands.
I won't stop 'til I got Ganon's blood on my hands.
That's right fool, I'm comin' for yo pig faced ass!
(yeah!)
Ain't nothin' gonna stop me! Nothin'!
Send yo best henchmen!
The Triforce is mine!
Motha Fucka...
I stop to ask for directions (yep)
from an old man in the secret dungeon section. (what?)
But this is what the old man spoke,
"Dodongo dislike smoke." --What the fuck?
I guess I'm better off by myself.
Killing my enemies, stealing their wealth.
And I'm savin up for expensive things:
Arrows, potions, and power rings. (yeah)
All you moblins ain't worth a dime.
Octoroks ain't worth my time. (nope)
Lots of people are scared of spiders right?
Well, I ain't scared of no God damn tektite. (haha)
Bring it on, bitch, bring it on.
Once I find you, you won't last long.
Make fun of my tunic, I ain't mad.
The healing fairies all think I'm rad. (sexy!)
Beat me. Torture me. Cut me up.
I'll feel up a fairy, and she'll heal me up. (uh)
I'm unstoppable, you can't win.
Even if I die, I'll come back again.
So bring yo monstas, they can die too.
Ganon! I'm comin for you...
-So Link continued his journey.
Into the catacombs of Death Mountain. Wherein lies
his ultimate fate. To face Ganon, and return the
Triforce
to Hyrule...
I hack and I slash and I stab and I cut
when I finally find Ganon, I will fuck him up.
But this dungeon's a maze, and I am getting lost.
But I will find that bastard, no matter the cost.
Digdogger was mean, but I pulled out my bow.
I shot him in the eye with a silver arrow.
A dark nut is nothing but a stain on my sword.
These weak little creatures are leaving me bored.
So I keep on walking 'til I find me a map.
Now I light my candle, and I head down the path.
And I hack and I slash and I kick some more ass.
My health is now dropping.
How long will I last?
I drink my last potion, my mouth is so dry.
And I'm bleeding so much that I fear I might die.
But I will not give up, and on that you can bet.
I will save this kingdom, this ain't over yet!
**(chorus)
Good vs. Evil
No rest
Death Mountain
My quest
Journey to the underground layer
My name is Link
I'm the Ganon Slayer!
**(repeat chorus)
I found heart containers with a bit of luck,
and I use my compass so I'm no longer stuck.
Now I'm outside the layer of my enemy.
So I focus my hate to build more energy.
I kick down the door, but to my suprise
Ganon dissapeared right before my very eyes.
So I stood there and froze in the deep of the dark.
The only sound was the beating of my heart.
But I sensed a movement behind me so I swung
with my Master Sword, and I guess it must've stung.
'Cause Ganon lay hurt as he fell to the floor.
Then I shot about 12 arrows into that whore.
Now Ganon is dead, and the Triforce is back.
And I am a hero.
Zelda is on her back.
I ended my quest in the princess so deep.
I busted my nut, and then I fell asleep.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Start your Engines.
**(Chorus)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
(End Chorus)
Yo, don't mess with the racing's best. (yeah)
That's me putting tire marks all over yo chest yes!
(haha)
This moto-cross shit ain't for bitches.
Ya miss a ramp and end up with 13 stitches (ouch)
And don't think this is just a race.
Unless you wanna be kickin' it with a leg brace (kick
Wipe that smile off yo face and grow some balls.
I'll show my screwface at the starting stalls. (grrr)
Pop your clutch son, give it some gas.
You gonna need some speed if you don't want me to pass.
Stop talkin' trash and show me what you got.
You're a punk if you don't get the number 1 spot.
(yeah)
The crowd is roarin', the camera men stare.
Your bike is flying 75 feet in the air.
You talk a lot of shit when your out on the street.
But, you're in the dirt now and your about to
Overheat!!
**(Repeat Chorus)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Yo, say what? That was just the first lap.
Hey Grandma, looks like you could use a nap.
Ahahaha! Bitch.
You best speed up.
If you wanna get ya hands on that big, gold cup.
You gotta fight dirty. (yeah)
Climb to the top.
You gotta land sturdy. (yeah)
Don't ever stop.
Because the second you let off of that throttle jack,
you'll be stuck at the back of the pack.
Word up.
Shift that gear. (what?)
Touch that pedal. (what?)
Turn that rubber. (what?)
Twist that metal. (what?)(yeah)
You gotta make it to that finish line.
Now lemme hear ya sing this one more time: (come on)
The crowd is roarin', the camera men stare.
Your bike is flying 75 feet in the air.
You talk a lot of shit when your out on the street.
But, you're in the dirt now and your about to
Overheat!!
**(Repeat Chorus)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
Overheat! (Overheat!), Rev 'em up! (Rev 'em up!)
(Laughter)
(God, recording makes me so hard!)
(Get out, you fuckin' creep!)
I overheard the fight you had
Those tears that you wipe away keep comin' back
It burns me up; it makes me mad
How long you gonna make your heart put up with that
I can't tell ya how to live your life
To me, it's plain as black and white
But it's your choice, so you decide
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat ya right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
Am I wrong; is there somethin' that I missed
Now, isn't he the king of breakin' promises
I know I'm no saint; I can't rope the moon
But you'll never wonder if I'm comin' home to you
You need to be where you belong
I hate to see you holdin' on
To somethin' that's already gone
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat you right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
I can't tell ya how to live your life
To me, it's plain as black and white
But it's your choice, so you decide
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat you right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
I overheard the fight you had
Those tears that you wipe away keep comin' back
It burns me up; it makes me mad
How long you gonna make your heart put up with that
I can't tell ya how to live your life
To me, it's plain as black and white
But it's your choice, so you decide
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat ya right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
I'm just sayin'
Am I wrong; is there somethin' that I missed
Now, isn't he the king of breakin' promises
I know I'm no saint; I can't rope the moon
But you'll never wonder if I'm comin' home to you
You need to be where you belong
I hate to see you holdin' on
To somethin' that's already gone
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat you right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
I'm just sayin'
I can't tell ya how to live your life
To me, it's plain as black and white
But it's your choice, so you decide
I'm just sayin' you can walk away
You don't have to wear that ball and chain
Love's not supposed to make you hurt
Don't settle for less than you deserve
I'm just sayin', girl, if you were mine
I'd love ya good, and treat you right
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
The last thing that you'd feel is your heart breakin'
I'm just sayin'
I'm just sayin'
