Has anyone ever actually taken the term MILF seriously as a desirable thing? Given that it has its origins in teenage boy lust (American Pie) and porn*, where every possible type of sexual appeal clearly needs a convenient shorthand for ease of boner, it seems most of us have simply begrudgingly acknowledged the term's existence in the porn store aisle of life with a quick side eye, then plowed on, eyes facing forward lest we linger too long on the unsavory implications therein. More »
Jan 14, 2013 6:20 PM
Are Moms Supposed to Want to Be MILFs Now?
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Cruel Temptress A.J. McLean Says There’s Always a Place for Ryan Gosling in the Backstreet Boys
I don't even know how to BEGIN to feel about this. A.J. McLean (a.k.a. Fedora Patient Zero) says that Ryan Gosling could have been a Backstreet Boy—he was definitely secks-yoooo-uhhhlllll enough—but it didn't happen because McLean didn't have Gosling's phone number. More »
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Personhood Starts With Paul Ryan’s Jizz
Wisconsin Congressman, Romney running mate, and widow's peak cultivator Paul Ryan has again cosponsored the Sanctity of Human Life Act, which would grant "all the legal and constitutional attributes and privileges of personhood" to a "one-celled human embryo," even before implantation. More »
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Just Another Friendly Reminder That Dating Is Over and You Will Never Find Love
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The Good, the Bad and the Tragically Ugly Gowns of the Golden Globes
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Jodie Foster Comes Out in Most Epic Awards Speech of Our Time
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In Defense Of Never Moving On
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