Wisconsin Congressman, Romney running mate, and widow's peak cultivator Paul Ryan has again cosponsored the Sanctity of Human Life Act, which would grant "all the legal and constitutional attributes and privileges of personhood" to a "one-celled human embryo," even before implantation. The only problem is that a one-celled human embryo doesn't exist. Looks like this bill needs a solid edit — no problem, that's what we're here for. More »
Jan 14, 2013 4:20 PM
Personhood Starts With Paul Ryan’s Jizz
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Just Another Friendly Reminder That Dating Is Over and You Will Never Find Love
Happy Monday! Did you read the country's leading publications over the weekend, or were you too busy sobbing into your eggs benedict about how Billy the bartender never responded to your texts, which meant you couldn't trap him in your Marriage Cage as planned? More »
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The Good, the Bad and the Tragically Ugly Gowns of the Golden Globes
Last night at the 70th annual Golden Globe Awards, the gowns were mostly good: Sparkly, vibrant, glittery bombshell dresses perfect for Hollywood royalty. Unfortunately, there were a couple of duds: Hideous or ill-fitting concoctions that fell flat. Let's take a look, shall we? More »
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American Royalty Blue Ivy Got a Diamond Barbie For Her First Birthday
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Jodie Foster Comes Out in Most Epic Awards Speech of Our Time
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In Defense Of Never Moving On
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Get Out of My Gay Bar, Straight Girl
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