• Yo Cousin Vinny - Joe Pesci
• Twenty One - Joe Pesci

Every time I get the urge to visit my home town.
I’m sure that all my cousins will try to track me down.
My heart says ‘Go’ my head says ‘No, it’s best to stay away’.
But if I’m up here I’m sure to hear all those jerk offs say:
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! It ain’t that long you must remember me.
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Hey we’re your cousins, we’re your family.
Fredo was my cousin, he couldn’t make his bail.
I was talking to his father, he said ‘let him rock in jail’
But I pitied his poor mother. She said I was a prince.
I paid his bail he’s out of jail, I ain’t seen the fuck since.
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! It ain’t that long you must remember me.
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Hey we’re your cousins, we’re your family.
My cousin Rose got married, she said they’d all be there.
And they would love to see me as if I fucking cared.
They ate, they drank they danced all night my cousins had they filled.
And when it all was over you can guess who paid the bill.
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! It ain’t that long you must remember me.
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Is there anything that you could do for me?
‘Hey Cousin Winnie! Yo Cousin Winnie! Hey we’re your cousins, we’re your family.
Hey we’re your cousins we’re your family.
We’re your cousins, we’re your family.

Baby you’re sixteen. That’s not old as it may seem.
A for me I can’t believe that it’s true.
How a little girl who looks and talks like you,
is not mistaken more for twenty two.
Looking in your eyes it’s so hard to realize,
that you’re a girl who’s only in her teens.
But as women of the world you are the one
that makes me feel a I’m still twenty one.
What am I gonna do, when a young man calls for you
to take you on to town for some romancing.
What am I gonna say if I’m far away
and he kisses you while you are dancing.
I guess that I’m the one who is rushing all the fun
that you are gonna have throughout the coming years.
Just forgive me for those tries to monopolize your eyes.
It’s something every father must get done,
when little girls like you look twenty one.