Sunday, 30 December 2012

4:03
Stabbing Ignorance With Glass Ceiling Shards - Onion Talks - Ep. 10
For Nicole Anderson, breaking the glass ceiling isn't enough for women's equality. The raz...
published: 19 Dec 2012
author: TheOnion
3:37
Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6
The world's most successful companies know that social media is a powerful marketing tool,...
published: 21 Nov 2012
author: TheOnion
0:36
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
During the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that the FDA is urging Americans to put som...
published: 19 Jan 2011
author: TheOnion
3:32
Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1
Young media professional Cameron Hughes delivers a compelling argument for his vision of t...
published: 17 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
2:26
Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squ...
published: 22 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
3:33
Autoworkers Compete To Keep Jobs, Livelihoods On New Reality Show
Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season fin...
published: 27 Apr 2009
author: TheOnion
1:00
Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were ...
published: 17 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
4:19
Annoying Orange - The Onion Ring
Four friends watch the cursed Onion Ring tape. Now the Annoying Orange is after them. FREE...
published: 23 Apr 2010
3:00
All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet cra...
published: 17 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
2:14
Mean Automakers Dash Hope For Flying Cars
Onion News Network anchor Brandon Armstrong argues passionately for the existence of flyin...
published: 17 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
2:39
McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight
Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was ...
published: 20 Oct 2008
author: TheOnion
3:46
The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital - Onion Talks - Ep. 9
Nathan Eslinger has spent his career designing cutting-edge websites, like his extremely p...
published: 12 Dec 2012
author: TheOnion
2:24
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment m...
published: 05 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
1:28
Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Hits Passerby
Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struc...
published: 11 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
Youtube results:
3:00
Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about ...
published: 26 Jun 2008
author: TheOnion
1:46
Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women
Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and re...
published: 12 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
2:04
US Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
The United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of ...
published: 19 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
1:51
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their live...
published: 25 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion