- published: 19 Dec 2012
- views: 59024
- author: TheOnion
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Stabbing Ignorance With Glass Ceiling Shards - Onion Talks - Ep. 10
For Nicole Anderson, breaking the glass ceiling isn't enough for women's equality. The raz...
published: 19 Dec 2012
author: TheOnion
Stabbing Ignorance With Glass Ceiling Shards - Onion Talks - Ep. 10
For Nicole Anderson, breaking the glass ceiling isn't enough for women's equality. The razor-edged shards of that destroyed ceiling must eviscerate and disembowel those who held women down for so long. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West Writers: Dan Klein, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris Sartinsky Writers' Assistant: Matt Powers Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com
- published: 19 Dec 2012
- views: 59024
- author: TheOnion
3:37
Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6
The world's most successful companies know that social media is a powerful marketing tool,...
published: 21 Nov 2012
author: TheOnion
Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6
The world's most successful companies know that social media is a powerful marketing tool, and Cameron Hughes knows how to make social marketing even more effective: by never injecting an ounce of effort into it. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West Writers: Dan Klein, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris Sartinsky Writers' Assistant: Matt Powers Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com
- published: 21 Nov 2012
- views: 845804
- author: TheOnion
0:36
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
During the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that the FDA is urging Americans to put som...
published: 19 Jan 2011
author: TheOnion
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
During the Daily Briefing, Tucker Hope reports that the FDA is urging Americans to put something green in their dumb mouths.
- published: 19 Jan 2011
- views: 693862
- author: TheOnion
3:32
Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1
Young media professional Cameron Hughes delivers a compelling argument for his vision of t...
published: 17 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
Compost-Fueled Cars: Wouldn't That Be Great? - Onion Talks - Ep. 1
Young media professional Cameron Hughes delivers a compelling argument for his vision of the future--one filled with cars powered by compost. He outlines the idea he came up with in detail, leaving the formalities for other visionaries in other fields. One thing is for certain: he already came up with the idea. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West Writers: Dan Klein, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris Sartinsky Writers' Assistant: Matt Powers Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com
- published: 17 Oct 2012
- views: 596914
- author: TheOnion
2:26
Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squ...
published: 22 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
Concentric Circles Emanating From Glowing Red Dot
Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area. More coverage: onion.com
- published: 22 Jan 2008
- views: 478123
- author: TheOnion
3:33
Autoworkers Compete To Keep Jobs, Livelihoods On New Reality Show
Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season fin...
published: 27 Apr 2009
author: TheOnion
Autoworkers Compete To Keep Jobs, Livelihoods On New Reality Show
Tune in to Auto Warriors to watch two Ford plants battle it out before the LIVE season finale event: one plant will close, 3000 will get the axe!
- published: 27 Apr 2009
- views: 144482
- author: TheOnion
1:00
Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were ...
published: 17 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again
Modesto, CA residents turned out for the city's annual Ninja Parade, where no ninjas were seen for the 30th year in a row. More coverage at: www.onion.com
- published: 17 Jan 2008
- views: 1802925
- author: TheOnion
4:19
Annoying Orange - The Onion Ring
Four friends watch the cursed Onion Ring tape. Now the Annoying Orange is after them. FREE...
published: 23 Apr 2010
author: realannoyingorange
Annoying Orange - The Onion Ring
Four friends watch the cursed Onion Ring tape. Now the Annoying Orange is after them. FREE version of my video game Kitchen Carnage: iTunes: bit.ly Android: bit.ly MERCH: AO TOYS! bit.ly T-SHIRTS: jcp.is iPHONE/iPOD GAME: bit.ly iPAD GAME: bit.ly ANDROID GAME: bit.ly MUSIC: bit.ly FOLLOW ME: TWITTER: twitter.com FACEBOOK: facebook.com GOOGLE+: bit.ly MY WEBSITE: annoyingorange.com CREATED BY DANEBOE: youtube.com DANEBOE GAMING CHANNEL: youtube.com DANEBOE 2ND CHANNEL: youtube.com STARRING BOBJENZ: youtube.com KEVIN BRUECK: youtube.com WATCH ALL MY EPISODES! www.youtube.com
- published: 23 Apr 2010
- views: 15516299
- author: realannoyingorange
3:00
All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet cra...
published: 17 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart. More coverage at: www.onion.com
- published: 17 Jan 2008
- views: 467659
- author: TheOnion
2:14
Mean Automakers Dash Hope For Flying Cars
Onion News Network anchor Brandon Armstrong argues passionately for the existence of flyin...
published: 17 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
Mean Automakers Dash Hope For Flying Cars
Onion News Network anchor Brandon Armstrong argues passionately for the existence of flying cars. More coverage at: www.onion.com
- published: 17 Jan 2008
- views: 207015
- author: TheOnion
2:39
McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight
Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was ...
published: 20 Oct 2008
author: TheOnion
McCain Left On Campaign Bus Overnight
Campaign officials downplayed the incident, saying the senator was fine as soon as he was fed and taken to the bathroom.
- published: 20 Oct 2008
- views: 245492
- author: TheOnion
3:46
The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital - Onion Talks - Ep. 9
Nathan Eslinger has spent his career designing cutting-edge websites, like his extremely p...
published: 12 Dec 2012
author: TheOnion
The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital - Onion Talks - Ep. 9
Nathan Eslinger has spent his career designing cutting-edge websites, like his extremely popular photo sharing platform Ripple. While advertising can produce revenue, Eslinger has found a far more profitable and immediate way to generate income: selling his users' data to oppressive governments. ONION DIGITAL STUDIOS Creative Director: Geoff Haggerty Head Writer: Sam West Writers: Dan Klein, Matt Klinman, Michael Pielocik, Chris Sartinsky Writers' Assistant: Matt Powers Subscribe to The Onion on YouTube: bit.ly Like The Onion on Facebook: www.fb.com Follow The Onion on Twitter: www.twitter.com Follow Onion Digital Studios on Twitter: www.twitter.com
- published: 12 Dec 2012
- views: 85565
- author: TheOnion
2:24
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment m...
published: 05 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation
Today Now! has the story of an 8-year-old whose demand for never-ending wish fulfillment may force the Make-A-Wish Foundation to shut down. More coverage at: onion.com
- published: 05 Feb 2008
- views: 770336
- author: TheOnion
1:28
Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Hits Passerby
Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struc...
published: 11 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Hits Passerby
Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.
- published: 11 Feb 2008
- views: 896258
- author: TheOnion
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Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about ...
published: 26 Jun 2008
author: TheOnion
Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election
Our morning show's political correspondent offers tips on how you can seem informed about politics without picking up a single newspaper.
- published: 26 Jun 2008
- views: 597556
- author: TheOnion
1:46
Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women
Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and re...
published: 12 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
Online Dating Streamlines Rejection For Women
Websites like Match.com allow sad, lonely women all over the country to invite pain and rejection into their lives with just a few clicks of the mouse. More coverage at: onion.com
- published: 12 Feb 2008
- views: 355115
- author: TheOnion
2:04
US Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
The United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of ...
published: 19 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
US Shocked Andorra Not In Africa
The United States gave billions of dollars in aid to the wealthy European principality of Andorra, which it mistakenly assumed was a poor African country. More coverage at: onion.com
- published: 19 Feb 2008
- views: 321065
- author: TheOnion
1:51
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their live...
published: 25 Feb 2008
author: TheOnion
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat'
Gen. McBrayer discusses how valuable homosexuals are, and why we must never put their lives at risk by allowing them in the military. More coverage at: onion.com
- published: 25 Feb 2008
- views: 1524938
- author: TheOnion