Unicorns, The Filmography

• Call This a Cry for Help (2007)

• Bill Anderson
• Weird Al Yankovic
• Bobby Bare
• Lady Gaga
• Andrew Jackson Jihad
• Wizard
• Bel Canto
• Gojira
• Altaria
• 1-800-Zombie

A long time ago when the earth was green
Why there was more kinda animals than you've ever seen
And they just run around free while the earth was bein' born
And loveliest of them all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long neck geese
Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
[ ac.guitar ]
Now God seen some sinnin' and it gave him a pain
And he said stand back cause I'm gonna make it rain
He said hey brother Noah I'll tell you what to do you build me a floating Zoo
And take some green alligators and long neck geese
Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born don't you forget my unicorn
[ ac.guitar ]
Well ol' Noah was there to answer the call
And he finished up makin' the ark just as the rain started to fall
He marched in the animals two by two and he called out as they went through
Hey Lord I got your green alligators and long neck geese
Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but Lord I'm so forlorn I just can't see no unicorn
[ ac.guitar ]
And then Noah looked out through the driving rain
And them unicorns were hidin' playin' silly little games
Kickin' and a splashin' while the rain was pourin' oh them silly unicorns
Green alligators and long neck geese some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees
Noah cried close the door cause the rain's a pourin'
And we just don't wait on an ol' unicorn
[ ac.guitar ]
Well the ark started moving and it drifted with the tide
The unicorns looked up from the rocks and they cried
And the waters came down and just sorta floated 'em away
And that's why you've never seen a unicorn to this very day
You'll see green alligators and long neck geese
Some humpty back camels and some chimpanzees
Some cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born

The Unicorn is just a horse
Accepting for its horn, of course
The Unicorn is just a myth
Which is to say, they don't exith

(Okay, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do now. I'm gonna tell you about a unicorn.
Now who knows what a unicorn is? Let me tell you about.)
A long time ago when the earth was green
Well there was more kinda animals than you've ever seen
And they just run around free while the world was being born
And loveliest of them all was the unicorn
There was green alligators and long neck geese
Humpty bumpty camels and some chimpanzees
There was cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born
The loveliest of all was the unicorn
But the Lord seen some sinning and it caused him a pain
He said stand back I'm gonna make it rain
So hey brother Noah I'll tell you what to do
Go and build me a floatin' Zoo
And you take 'em two alligators and a couple of geese
Two humpty bumpty camels and chimpanzees
Cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born
Noah don't forget my unicorn
Now Noah was there and he answered the callin'
And he finished up the ark as the rain started fallin'
Then he marched in the animals two by two
And sung out as they went through
Hey Lord I got your two alligators and a couple of geese
Two humpty bumpty camels and chimpanzees
Cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born
Lord I just don't see your unicorn
Well Noah looked out through the drivin' rain
But the unicorns were hidin' playing silly games
They were kickin' and a splashin' in the early morn
Oh them foolish unicorns
Then the ducks started duckin' and the sneaks started sneakin'
And the elephants started elephantin' and the boat started shakin'
The mice started sqeekin' and the lions started roarin'
And everyone's aboard but the unicorns
I mean a green alligators and long neck geese
The humpty bumpty camels and chimpanzees
Noah cried close the door cause the rain is a pourin'
And we just don't wait for them unicorns
And then the dark started movin' and it drifted with the tide
And unicorns looked up from the rock and cried
And the water came up and sorta floated them away
And that's why you've never seen a unicorn to this day
You'll see lots of alligators and long neck geese
You'll see humpty bumpty camels and chimpanzees
You'll see cats and rats and elephants but sure as you're born

Featuring: Lady GaGa
I saw a shadow, and I knew that it wasnt mine
You and her, I know that you are intertwined
Even though, her clothes were on and everything
Your eyes were somewhere else and you were both to blame
Dont say a word
Im sure that it wont be enough
To erase what I know just happens now what dreams are made of
This is my haus and I wont allow that disrespect
Baby dont look at me like that
Dont belong to you, anyway
Cuz baby now that your caught what am I supposed to say
Its so wrong what you did but I still feel this way
I cant believe it, or forget it, what I saw today
And if youre wondering if Im staying answer is no way
(Chorus:)
No Way No Way
No Way (I cant believe it babe)
No Way (No Way)
Something I saw, something I know did not belong to me
But then I thought theres no way you would do that to me
Then last week, when you went aside to use your phone
I felt a chill but told myself that it was from the cold
And I just woke up, but I wish that it was a nightmare

and i'd like to build a giant machine
that crushes the mountains and burns all the trees
and pees in the desert and dies up the seas
and melts all the ice caps and makes nature bleed
cause i want nature to suffer
and i want nature to cry
and i want nature to spit in my mouth
and i want nature to die
and i want to be a big ball of meat
that bees can buzz around and eat
and feast on my liver and rot out my teeth
and chew on my eyeballs until i'm deceased
cause i deserve displeasure
and i really want to cry
and i think you should spit in my face

Have you ever seen a unicorn in the dawn?
A shining creature of light
Should you have seen a unicorn in the dawn
You will never forget it's vision of light
But then one day dark creatures crossed the land
Aiming to destroy the beauty of life
They saw the lovely unicorns in the dawn
The white pearl of nature layed in their hands
They shot their black arrows at the unicorns
With but a few surviving this hell slaughter
Have you ever seen a unicorn in the dawn?
A shining creature of light
Should you have seen a unicorn in the dawn
You will never forget it's vision of light
Hence, the unicorns disappeared from sight forever
Where are they, where do they live now
Open your heart and you will see them across the world
In every flower, every animal their spirit lives on
Behold their spirits surrounding you
You may kill their bodys but you can't kill their souls
Have you ever seen a unicorn in the dawn?
A shining creature of light
Should you have seen a unicorn in the dawn
You will never forget it's vision of light

There is a chapel in the woods
Where from the farthest-seeing senses rule
There is a scroll inside a casket...
Clear blue eyes have worn this outfit
Yes I knew it was no moonshine, it is real
I feel much better
Now I know this spiral shaft
Can possess the brightness of the light
Oh, I sayeth, thou art mine true companion
And I wish
Thou wilt enter my kingdom
Oh, mesmerising unicorn
When if danger it will glow
A glimmer can foresee all threats to come
Gone are disbeliefs and doubts
It would be nice, so nice...
Oh, I sayeth, thou art mine true companion
And I hope, thou wilt enter my kingdom

Instrumental

Remember that what you give
Is what you get returned
And the ancient legend
Repeats itself once more
More and more you want
Nothing else will do
And the fairytale
Goes on and on and on
We will haunt you forever
We will find you wherever
Wherever you may go
The gates of hell call all the pagans
Chosen by the universe
With power of a rising legion
Fronted by the unicorn
One last lime - eye to eye
Disciples and lonely hearts
They roam the city streets
While soldiers fall
In battles faraway
Wait just a little while
The walls come tumbling down
A house of cards won't stand
On shaky ground
Unbelievers fear the symbol
Created by the universe
And sacred thoughts manipulating

don't call me a horse
I'm a unicorn
mystical, magical, mysterious
not plain
got wings like Pegasus and a nice white coat
I grant wishes and prance in the rain
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
that's unicorn
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
yeah
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
I'm a unicorn
8000 B.C.
Noah's ark wasn't built before me
I'm friends with dragons, Bob Saget
you think I'm not real?
Full House! I'm in the background, fool!
eatin' grass all day, party all night
I'll grant your wish
right before your eyes
I'm hiding in your hills
eating all your apples
drinking water
writing facts on your Snapples
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
U-N-I-C-O-R-N
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