Andre Filmography

• Crazy (2008)
• Boys Playground (2003)
• Cyberstalkers (1999)
• Big Boys (1998)

Andres Filmography

• Magma - Das Girl im Spiegel (1999)
• The VeneXiana (1999)
• Private Gold 12: Pyramid 2 (1996)

Andres Filmography

• Bareback Lovers (2004)
• Club Sterne (2003)
• Latin Lovers (2003)

• Outkast
• Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Soundtrack
• Dirty Rotten Scoundrels Soundtrack

Now sittin' in the bathtub listening to the Isley
Brothers and others outside my door want to despise me
Reminds me that everyone ain't cool the world is jealous
Never could understand when my momma use to tell us
"Don't take your food outside around your friends
Unless you got enough to feed the neighborhood"
The play has just began, follow me now
Act 1 scene 2 the date 1/1/96 the time I don't know
Mood disturbed, Ray goes on to say they trying to get over
Like them niggas with the blinker on, I got my thinker on
So I'm like word, How every you want to act is fine
That is real as fishing raw I might be kissing God
But I'm still in the bathtub so if you got cattle you best be fasting
For 7 days and 7 nights we everlasting
? on a quest to get my class ring just from them fhite wolks
I will if it's the last thing
I do
Everlasting
Yeah, slick knowhatI'msayin'? I'm gonna tell you like this. Just cause I
live the apartment don't mean you can keep puttin' notes under my
windshield I tell you shortie gonna bust your ass about that shit.
Hey y'all hey y'all hey y'all hoes
Back up in this bitch rippin' tracks like I'm suppose
Tommy and Ralph Lauren don't like niggas to wear they clothes
Where your proof at? Who's that? Talking shit like those
Keepin' the rumors up, I wish I lived in a fuckin' cage
I ride the streets in Lexus all these hoes wanna be saved
Go to college get a job because all you want to do is shake
I use to hit club niggas but I gave taht shit a break
Just like Maaco, Waco, burn it to the ground
I bet you eatin' pork when your partners ain't around
Backdraft things are Shaft slapping these hoes
Just like he's suppose to, quote you
"Big Boi is the pimp ass nigga that formed you"
Like pottery, sloppily playin' hoes the lotteries
OutKast did the dirt and now you swear your shit is poppin' see You bit
beats, we makin' hits so give me your flag back
I'm living in the SWATS so you may call me Daddy Fatsack
Yeah you know what I'm sayin'? Like this. Everlasting
One in a million men passing the J off in the culture
Don't y'all smoke a couple of pounds and get tore up y'all
And tear the devil headquarter down to the grizzound
Is how we hti house and puff a couple of good pounds
Of good weed, PeeWee, my nigga Little Beewee
We need a 50 box of Phillies and some bouncin' titties
From the magic the flame niggas too is sharin' sequals
Never payin' for no pussy
You can shake it you can keep it to your self hoe
You left your morals at the door, when you steeped in crept in
Nigga this baby is at the beach so now you wondering
Why your nigga done bust you in the fore, head
Ain't no respect there so you just assed out like breech
Delivery slivery got you swung on these types of things
Go on from here to Bornhome to London
England, Wall Street to y'all street
Sometime I get bewildered and it throws a nigga like me off beat
But I'm back on it
Because we last forever sound good don't it?
Rattling in your trunks like Fambu and the component
Said that's it, man fuck that shit

ANDRE
Like zis- ze moon,
As round as a balloon
Suspended like a bauble in ze sky.
Like zat- a tune
Zat wafts above the dune
And sweetly flutters like a
butterfly.
If ze past were plus parfait
We'd have met another day
When we both were young and
gay
And thin,
But the presen't rather tense,
So i think it makes some sense
For us to both
Give up,
Give in.
Like zat-ze sky
A shooting star goes by-
A message you and I
Cannot dismiss.
So I'm wishing for adose
Of being nice and close
Like zis, like zat, like dis.
MURIEL
Of the future,who can tell,
Though we hope it turns out well
No one can know just when his bell
Will toll,
So let's live in the here and now
And let it show us how
To find a way
To lose control.
Like zat, ze rose,
Delightful to ze nose,
But nowhere near
As perfect as a kiss-
ANDRE
And though I am no prance-
MURIEL
No prince.
ANDRE
My looks may make you wance-
MURIEL
No, wince.
ANDRE
I offer you romance-
MURIEL
Ro-mince.
ANDRE
Aah!
Come on, let's dince.
(As they dance:)
We've never been introduced.
MURIEL
I'm Muriel of Omaha.
ANDRE
Pleased to meet you.
MURIEL
It's mutual.
ANDRE
Like zat-
MURIEL
Ze rose-
ANDRE
Delightful to ze nose-
ANDRE AND MURIEL
But nowhere near
As perfect as a kidd.
(They kiss)
MURIEL
I like ziS.
ANDRE
You like zat?
MURIEL
I like zat.
ANDRE
So do I.
MURIEL
I like zis-
ANDRE AND MURIEL
Like zis.

ANDRE
Dress up a monkey in Armani,
He may seem precocious and cute.
Despite all that primpin',
You still got a chimp in a suit.
Teach him the second
Verse of "Swanee"
And most of "Moon River" to boot.
Sure peopl will gape
But you still got an ape
in a suit.
Shprizt him 'til wet
With the Eau de Toilette
And you're still gonna get
A stench.
Dampen him well
In a quart of Chanel,
It won't cover the smell-
I should know, I'm French!
Take him to see Don Giovanni,
Show him Cezanne's lovely fruit,
Teach him to cook
>From Escoffier's book,
He's still a gorrila en croute-
You still got a chimp in a suit.
So you've shaved off his fur,
Decked him out in couture
And endowed him with pure
Savior Fare-
You dressed him up fancy
And trained him to dance, he
Remains a chimpan-cee,
He's not Fred Astaire!
Give him a dandy little topper,
Tie on a natty cravat
Buy him a castle,
He'll still be an asshole
And nothing you do will change
that-
He's still just a stinky little minkey
In a dinky little suit
And a cheap little hat!