Wednesday, 16 January 2013



4:19
Your Brain-Gun: Turn The Safety Off - Onion Talks - Ep. 12
The most powerful weapon isn't in a missile silo: it's in your head. Leonard Pace explains...
published: 02 Jan 2013
author: TheOnion
0:44
New iPhone Geared Towards College-Aged Girls Comes With Pre-Shattered Screen
Created for young women, Apple's new iPhone includes an innovate spiderweb-cracked screen....
published: 14 Jan 2013
author: TheOnion
1:12
Rare Pornographic Movie Shot At Vatican For First Time Since 1982's 'Pope Fisters IV'
Sources confirmed a new hardcore pornographic movie began shooting at the Sistine Chapel o...
published: 08 Jan 2013
author: TheOnion
0:52
Nation's Hardass Cops Finally Find Time To Play Games
In a sudden departure from their long-held stance of not being here to play games and not,...
published: 03 Jan 2013
author: TheOnion
3:46
The Power Of Selling Out: Your Customers As Political Capital - Onion Talks - Ep. 9
Nathan Eslinger has spent his career designing cutting-edge websites, like his extremely p...
published: 12 Dec 2012
author: TheOnion
8:12
Sex House - Meet The Nymphos - Ep. 1
Six sexy singles move into America's hottest mansion meticulously designed for only one th...
published: 12 Jul 2012
author: TheOnion
3:00
All Online Data Lost After Internet Crash
Breaking News, officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet cra...
published: 17 Jan 2008
author: TheOnion
2:21
Animals Spread Disease Constantly - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 7
Every living being on this planet is a facilitator of unspeakable disease and malady. No t...
published: 29 Aug 2012
author: TheOnion
3:06
Florida To Experiment With New 600-Lever Voting Machine
MIAMI—Responding to widespread criticism of voting procedures that have plagued the state ...
published: 14 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
2:13
Romney's Terrifying Google Search History Leaked
BREAKING: Analysts are scrambling to determine what leaked searches like "Blood child, blo...
published: 26 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
2:10
HP Offers 'That Cloud Thing Everyone Is Talking About'
HP announced they're making a new push into cloud computing and that they totally know wha...
published: 29 Jul 2012
author: TheOnion
3:06
Tidal Pools: Nature's Putrid Sewers - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 3
As certain as the changing of the tides is the utter putrescence of what lies beneath them...
published: 01 Aug 2012
author: TheOnion
3:47
Our Horrifying Planet: How To Destroy It - Horrifying Planet - Ep. 12
At long last a blueprint on how to eradicate all of the disgusting life that calls this pu...
published: 10 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion
2:47
'9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous' - Al Qaeda
An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Se...
published: 01 Apr 2008
author: TheOnion
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4:03
Stabbing Ignorance With Glass Ceiling Shards - Onion Talks - Ep. 10
For Nicole Anderson, breaking the glass ceiling isn't enough for women's equality. The raz...
published: 19 Dec 2012
author: TheOnion
2:30
Mountain Dew Can Provides Pleasant Challenge For Appraiser - Lake Dredge Appraisal
Kim sleuths down the origin of a Mountain Dew can, with unexpected results. Subscribe to T...
published: 24 Jul 2012
author: TheOnion
3:37
Using Social Media To Cover For Lack Of Original Thought - Onion Talks - Ep. 6
The world's most successful companies know that social media is a powerful marketing tool,...
published: 21 Nov 2012
author: TheOnion
4:23
The Onion Voter's Guide To Barack Obama
Election Day is fast approaching. To help you prepare, here now is The Onion's in-depth vo...
published: 06 Oct 2012
author: TheOnion